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Oh, man, these beauties
would diaper up real nice.
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Dad!
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We've got wonderful news.
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It's a gift we've been hoping
to give you for years.
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You're finally off the wait list.
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A better room opened up.
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Hot diggity!
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Not diggity.
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This room is tiny.
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How's it better?
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Better for us. It's cheaper.
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Much cheaper.
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Wouldn't you rather we spend that money
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on your grandkids' education?
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No! They're dumb as dirt.
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Look on the bright side.
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You're right next to the ice machine.
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And the pill machine.
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And how about this beautiful view
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they painted on the cinder block wall?
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It's too bright!
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And what about all my stuff?
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You'll just have to
get rid of some of it.
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And once you're used
to this smaller space,
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it'll ease your transition
to a cozy pine box.
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Pine? You promised me black walnut.
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Oh, of course, of course.
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Only the best for my dad.
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What about this shoe tree?
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Does it bring you joy?
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It makes me furious!
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I'm keeping it.
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Whoa, Grampa, what's all this?
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Eh, that's just all my old war stuff.
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Can I have it?
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Oh, it warms my heart to know
my precious memories
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are going to someone
who will cherish them.
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So how much will you give
me for all this crap?
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Well, most of these medals
are for cowardice.
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Does this thing even work?
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Mm, four, three, two...
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Nothing.
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I'll give you a hundred
dollars store credit.
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A hundred dollars? Awesome!
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No switchblades or cyanide pills.
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Damn it.
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Eh, nah.
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Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm. Nope.
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Ooh! Army comic book about "VD"?
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Why wouldn't I want to
catch Valentine's Day?
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Oh, my God, are you there?
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It's me, Margaret.
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- Is that...
- You better believe it.
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A human brain.
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My life up to now has
been merely a prelude.
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Today a prank king becomes a prank god.
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I want to buy your brain!
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_
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_
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So you see, Comptroller Atkins,
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we have put your new funding to use.
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We've redone the cafeteria
floor and the ceiling,
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and we've added exciting
new menu options.
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Indeed.
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Today the children are enjoying
a panoply of nutrition.
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Split pea soup, clam chowder,
both varietals.
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Bart, are you really gonna do it?
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Guys, it's me, the Bartman.
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This is happening.
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Venison chili, beef bourguignon,
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a vibrant Indian curry...
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And best of all, brain under glass!
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Bart, you did far more damage today
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than just ruined
some administrators' suits.
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We may be wearing clothes
from the lost and found,
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but you are truly lost.
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Today you traumatized
scores of students,
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rendered the cafeteria
uninhabitable for weeks.
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And worst of all, worst of all,
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you-you broke Willie.
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Chunks.
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So many chunks.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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I regret nothing.
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I'll gladly accept whatever
book you throw at me,
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because there's no way
I could ever live with myself
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if I hadn't done this today.
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So give me all the F's, send me to juvie
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or even kill me,
because I'm already immortal.
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And when I do die...
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Oh, shut up.
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Four weeks' detention
and you're not going
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on the trip to Colonial Shelbyville.
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You will be confined
to the detention trailer
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while other students delight in learning
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how bricks were once made.
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Um, Principal Skinner, if I may.
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I believe we can deal
with Bart's behavior
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in a more constructive way.
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Turn this into a learning opportunity.
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It's not a learning opportunity.
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It's a punishing opportunity.
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The boy should suffer.
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He brought a human brain to school.
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Exactly. And I think he should
bring it to school every day.
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Learn to take care of it,
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journal his experience, gain a sense of
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responsibility.
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No, no, please don't do this!
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I'm begging you!
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Pale skin, sweaty lip, twitchy eye.
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Now, that's suffering.
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Ms. Peyton, make it so.
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Oh!
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My greatest prank has become homework.
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For the next two weeks,
everyone is responsible
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for the care and protection
of a fragile and helpless egg.
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Or in Bart's case, a brain.
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Ew!
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I don't want to lug
this thing everywhere I go.
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I had my fun for five minutes,
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and now I want to move on with my life.
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And that's parenthood.
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Aw, man,
how do I even know this thing's mine?
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Um, I'm going out for candy cigarettes.
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Be right back, slugger.
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Be sure to keep your
caregiver journal up to date,
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because that's what you'll be graded on.
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Using a human brain for homework?
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That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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You know, Bart, I'm your brain, too,
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and I can help you
study all your subjects.
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Shut up, stupid, or I'll go back
to sniffing permanent markers!
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I'll be good.
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♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪
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Hey, Bart, do you really think
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Itchy and Scratchy is appropriate
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for a developing mind?
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It's not a baby.
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It's a glop of gunk in a jar of goo.
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Your baby journal's pretty empty.
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Are you sure this isn't
your second fake kid?
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Oh, this sucks. I need some me time.
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I'm going to Milhouse's
to watch reaction videos
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to reaction videos.
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Your teacher wouldn't like you
leaving your baby all alone.
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Unless you get a sitter.
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Last minute? I'll never find
someone on such short notice.
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Unless...
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Uh, Dad, would you watch
your grandson tonight?
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No. I told you
to get rid of it, remember?
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Oh, come on, please?
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I need some me time.
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Well, I guess
I could give it the same love
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and attention I gave you
when you were a baby.
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I'm sorry, Homer.
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I'm not accepting organs as payment.
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- Anymore.
- Nah, it's just my kid's brain.
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They grow up so fast.
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Guys, I just found out I'm next
on the list for a new liver!
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- Yay!
- All right!
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Then let's give the old liver
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one last night he'll never forget.
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Set 'em up, Moe.
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One last night!
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One last night!
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Atomic wedgie!
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Oh, it feels so good
to get out of the house
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and away from that stupid needy brain.
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Am I right?
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I'm enjoying being a Dad.
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I can fix the mistakes
my parents made with me.
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Player two loses.
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I'm a failure because of you!
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Bonus humiliation.
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Defile him.
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Aw, kind of reminds me of my little guy.
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Uh... not that I care or anything.
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Boys, I made you a healthy snack,
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roasted cauliflower.
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Aw, look at him there.
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So cute on that plate.
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Maybe I should get home.
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Sweet. More roastie-collies for me.
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Oh, where is Dad with my brain?
They should be home by now.
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Ugh, finally.
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It's about time, you good-for-nothing!
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Relax, Marge.
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The baby's fine.
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh, my sweet little precious...
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Pickled eggs!
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Where's my brain?!
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Oh, must've gotten mixed up.
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Two jars.
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We were making 'em kiss.
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He's too young for kissing.
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I got to go find him.
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What happened to that brain my dad had?
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Well, years of drinking,
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not to mention all that nuclear stuff,
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and, uh, I don't think it was
all that great to begin with.
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The one in the jar.
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Oh, that. Oh.
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I left that in the alley
for the raccoons.
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They'll eat tonight.
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No!
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Huh?
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Nicotine beef jerky?
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I know who took you.
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I'm so jerked-up.
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I feel like I smoked a whole cow.
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Let's mess up this brain.
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Leave it alone! That's my brain!
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After we blow it up,
you can have the biggest chunk.
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This isn't some frog
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where you can put a
firecracker in its butt.
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It's a living thing,
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and it's my job to take care of it
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and teach it to do cool stuff like, um,
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paintball and-and pooping
in jack-o'-lanterns.
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So hands off my brain!
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Okay, okay.
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You can have your stupid head cheese.
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Don't worry. I'm taking you home.
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I wonder if anyone will ever love me
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the way he loves that brain.
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Look, man,
I'm gonna take better care of you.
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You're the only brain I've got.
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You need a name, bud.
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Wait. Buddy.
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Perfect! 'Cause you're my buddy.
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Also I don't want to think
about this any harder.
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Thursday, May 14th.
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Buddy and I had quite
the adventure tonight.
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I realized he's more
than just some dumb prank
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or a homework assignment.
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He's a badass like me.
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Garçon! Another high chair
for my associate here.
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You brought your jar friend.
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Oh, I get it.
Buddy's a little different.
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But he's my responsibility.
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Plus he's pretty cool.
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Well, uh,
maybe he can be under the table.
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Whoa! Buddy's my plus-one.
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Would you rather me bring Milhouse?
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No, no, no, no, no.
No one said Milhouse.
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Simpsons, a-welcome.
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Oh, my favorite a-family.
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A-Homer, a-Marge, a-Lisa,
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a-Maggie, a-Bart, a-brain.
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A-brain?!
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It's okay, it's okay.
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It's just a school project.
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Good a-news. A table, she just open up
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in a-private dining room.
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You can... go into...
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My pasta's cold.
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Everything's cold!
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Ugh, this brain business
will not be good for Bart
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if he keeps it up.
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Oh, come on, think of all the
worse stuff he could be doing.
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00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:33,776
Or all the worse stuff he's done.
266
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:35,018
He named it!
267
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:37,705
And I think he gave it
a bite of tiramisu.
268
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,357
This is different for Bart.
269
00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:43,769
What if he becomes the town weirdo?
270
00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:45,621
Oh, weirdos aren't what they used to be.
271
00:12:45,773 --> 00:12:49,291
They start computer companies
or own the Las Vegas Raiders.
272
00:12:49,444 --> 00:12:51,034
Or become serial killers.
273
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:54,447
But still, his odds are
at least two out of three.
274
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,057
Children label each other.
275
00:12:56,284 --> 00:13:00,043
Bart's in danger of becoming
"The Brain Boy."
276
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,378
You worry too much.
277
00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,380
Remember when you thought
Lisa was going to hell
278
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,291
because she was a vegetarian?
279
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,792
I still think that.
280
00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:09,570
Excellent work
on your egg projects, class.
281
00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:13,148
And your parenting journals
were really inspired.
282
00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:15,317
An A-plus? I can't believe it.
283
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,802
I've never gotten one of those.
284
00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:19,638
I thought those were just
for suck-wads like Martin.
285
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,250
Okay, everybody, you did a great job,
286
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,827
so it's time to turn in your eggs.
287
00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:27,421
Whoa, hold on there.
I am not giving you Buddy.
288
00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,906
Well,
one of the hardest parts of parenting
289
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:32,167
is watching your child move on.
290
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,077
To be Willy's breakfast.
291
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,173
Your brain can have a home
292
00:13:38,342 --> 00:13:40,642
on a shelf in the school science lab.
293
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:42,661
Buddy hates science.
294
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,805
He's like me.
He's into MeatCanyon videos
295
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,274
and doing wrestling moves on the dog
296
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,167
and pouring Red Bull on pancakes!
297
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,427
Bart, it might be healthy for you
298
00:13:50,446 --> 00:13:52,613
to take a break from Buddy.
299
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,648
And it might be healthy for
you to have your own kid
300
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,025
and not live through us!
301
00:13:57,028 --> 00:14:01,363
I never should've told you
that we were trying!
302
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,940
Don't you worry. It'll work out.
303
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,419
It's only been three months.
Give it time.
304
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,374
Ah, wifeless shopping,
305
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:14,618
where all the meat is nuggets
306
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:17,305
and the produce section doesn't exist.
307
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,639
Ooh, the candy aisle.
308
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,699
Formerly known as cereal.
309
00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:27,148
I don't care if he is
Milhouse's best friend.
310
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,965
He's just weird.
311
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:31,468
And not the kind with "a diagnosis"
312
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:32,987
that we have to like now.
313
00:14:33,214 --> 00:14:35,714
My JJ says that he talks to the brain
314
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,307
when no one's looking.
315
00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:38,734
My little Seymour says the kids
316
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:42,054
all call him "Brain Boy"
behind his back.
317
00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:45,391
Hmm. I wonder who they're talking about.
318
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,485
Moleman?
319
00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:48,060
Well, whatever they're calling him,
320
00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:50,880
I don't want Bart Simpson around my son.
321
00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:58,754
No surprise to me that Bart
Simpson has become a weirdo.
322
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,923
When I had him in second grade,
323
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,499
he ate a booger.
324
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,868
I hear Bart shares his
bed with that brain.
325
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,704
Puts a little sleep mask on it.
326
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,354
It's my fault, girls.
327
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,875
I should've noogied him more,
knuckled some sense into him.
328
00:15:12,102 --> 00:15:16,605
He had potential, but I guess
he's just the town freak now.
329
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,290
Haw-haw.
330
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,872
Marge, you were right.
331
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,541
Everyone in the store
is calling Bart "Brain Boy."
332
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,302
It's already started with the yentas.
333
00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:33,063
It won't be long before it
spreads to the slaggards!
334
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,898
That's the whole rest of the town!
335
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,216
Bart is lost.
336
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,902
He won't be known by his
name but by his thing.
337
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,797
Like Comic Book Guy or Crazy Cat Lady
338
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,299
or Professor Pocket Pool.
339
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,893
Mmm. Mmm.
340
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,971
At least that professor
has lifetime tenure.
341
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,064
Bart's gonna be unemployable.
342
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,566
Mom, Dad, I think I have a suggestion.
343
00:15:53,842 --> 00:15:55,310
Little Miss Know-It-All!
344
00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:57,662
I watched this nature documentary
345
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,405
that may apply to us.
346
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,574
When a chimp starts acting strangely,
347
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,668
if it doesn't stop the behavior,
348
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,929
the tribe will savagely attack it,
349
00:16:06,156 --> 00:16:09,099
leaving it scarred and isolated forever.
350
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:10,267
I knew it.
351
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:12,936
We need to protect
my special little chimp
352
00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:16,665
from the cruel people in
this town who would shun him.
353
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:22,112
Yes, we must be the loving
parents who keep him locked up.
354
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,616
Open the door quietly.
355
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,509
You know how squeaky it is.
356
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:29,011
I told you to oil it.
357
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,603
I'm not an architect.
358
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:32,864
Your stage whispers are too loud.
359
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:34,607
Where are you guys going?
360
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,794
Bart! We, um...
361
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,537
We're going to church.
362
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:39,963
Why didn't you wake me up?
363
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,540
Uh, you hate church.
364
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,377
The itchy pants, the big book
of stuff that never happened.
365
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:48,138
We thought maybe you'd
like to skip it this week.
366
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,455
As a reward.
367
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,700
Uh, for being so normal.
368
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,127
This is about Buddy, isn't it?
369
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,129
You're ashamed to be seen with me.
370
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,815
- Of course not.
- No!
371
00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:01,485
Why would we be ashamed
of our son and his BFF,
372
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:03,895
a jar of human remains?
373
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:05,881
Look, sweetie, why don't you just
374
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,416
make yourself some Red Bull pancakes,
375
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,718
put on cartoons,
376
00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:11,903
and we'll be back before you know it.
377
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:13,238
Go. Go, go, go, go.
378
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,170
"...two oxen, five he-goats,
379
00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:23,674
five lambs of the first year, this..."
380
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,250
It's so boring.
381
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,703
But finally some peace
away from Brain Boy.
382
00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:30,997
I hate to say this, but you're right.
383
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,576
My jaw is unclenched
for the first time in weeks.
384
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,264
Sorry I'm late, everyone!
385
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,932
Good to see ya.
386
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:44,419
Don't mind us.
Just gonna sit with my loving family.
387
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,921
That's the Brain Boy.
388
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,940
It's so gross and wrinkled.
389
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,776
Don't look at him, JJ.
390
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,037
Bart is troubled. Mmm.
391
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:56,356
So, what episode of Jesus
are we on today?
392
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,617
Is he still talking
about not judging people?
393
00:17:58,769 --> 00:18:00,043
You know, loving your brother?
394
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,379
Or your son?
395
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:04,381
Ugh, Bart, stop it!
396
00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:05,698
This is enough!
397
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,217
Yeah, this isn't just some little quirk
398
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,945
like wearing a fedora
or being a Libertarian.
399
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,130
You got a disgusting
brain in a greasy jar.
400
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:13,824
My family.
401
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,709
You're the ones who always said
you'd love me no matter what.
402
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,061
Unconditionally!
403
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:21,106
This was an unforeseen condition!
404
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,386
Oh, wait. I didn't mean that.
405
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,629
Too late, Mom.
406
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,907
Yes, I have a brain in a jar. So what?
407
00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:31,742
Sideshow Mel has a
human bone in his hair
408
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,726
and nobody talks about that.
409
00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:36,655
For your information, weirdo,
410
00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:40,142
this is the femur of a kangaroo!
411
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:43,812
It was given to me by Yahoo Serious!
412
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,664
Go ahead, laugh and point at me.
413
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:48,150
Call me Brain Boy. I don't care.
414
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,152
I have a friend who will never judge me,
415
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,003
who's always been there for me:
416
00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:53,246
this brain!
417
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,748
He gets me,
'cause we're one in the same:
418
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,418
badasses who don't play
by society's rules.
419
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,770
We're the Bartmen.
420
00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:02,189
Me and my best pal!
421
00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,609
Corbin Everly?
422
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,611
Who's Corbin Everly?
423
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:09,095
Hold on.
424
00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,523
He was a local tax accountant
425
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,450
who donated his body to science
426
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:16,954
hoping it could benefit
the world after his passing.
427
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:20,015
So Buddy's nothing like me?
428
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,959
He's not some rude, crude, prankin' dude
429
00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:23,943
with the freaky fresh 'tude?
430
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,355
He was just some guy named Corbin?
431
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,359
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have been
sloshing him all over town.
432
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,362
Mm. I feel bad for Bart.
433
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:38,141
No boy wants his brain
to turn out to be a nerd.
434
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:41,386
Mom, I don't think I want
to be the Brain Boy anymore.
435
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,705
Oh, sweetie.
436
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:48,819
I'm sorry we weren't more
supportive during this phase.
437
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:51,655
You hear that? It was just a phase!
438
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:55,492
♪ It's been a long day ♪
439
00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:57,810
♪ Without you, my friend ♪
440
00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:00,722
♪ And I'll tell you all about it ♪
441
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:04,559
♪ When I see you again ♪
442
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,746
♪ We've come a long way ♪
443
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,156
♪ From where we began ♪
444
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:13,343
♪ Oh, I'll tell you all about it ♪
445
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:16,680
♪ When I see you again ♪
446
00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:18,998
♪ When I see you again... ♪
447
00:20:19,076 --> 00:20:22,519
Oh, my goodness,
it's the brain of Corbin Everly!
448
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:25,171
Oh, where have you been, old chum?
449
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,840
Oh, oh, let's never fight again.
450
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:30,027
What a weirdo.
451
00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:33,938
♪ Oh, I'll tell you all about it ♪
452
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,534
- ♪ When I see you again. ♪
- _
453
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,549
Mom, this is stupid.
I don't want to do this.
454
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,234
No, we're doing this
455
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,263
because I support you unconditionally.
456
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,975
_
457
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,021
Maybe we should just get ice cream.
458
00:21:30,007 --> 00:21:31,096
Shh!
459
00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,944
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