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Hustle your bustle,
kids, we got to go!
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Our day is packed with doctor visits.
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So wrap up your angry food
shoveling and get in the car.
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Oh, this is gonna be a long day.
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- Oh, I hope so.
- Huh?
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Don't you get it? This is a setup.
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Mom and Dad told us we're
gonna have the worst day ever,
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which means we're really going
to have the best day ever.
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- Wha...?
- You and I are about to be
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the stars of a "Mom-and-Dad
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- in-car bait-and-switch" video.
- Guh?
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Put down your books
and read a phone sometime.
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You ready to go get your new braces?
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Guess so.
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Well, we're not doing that.
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We're taking you to Krustyland!
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Yay!
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We're not sprinkling
Grandma's ashes today.
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We're going to Krustyland!
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Yay!
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We're not going to Krustyland.
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We're going to church.
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Yay!
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So Mom and Dad are punking us,
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and this is really gonna be a fun thing?
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Exactly, we are getting funk'd.
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Krustyland.
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We're almost at "the medical center."
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I hope I'm tall enough
to ride the EKG machine.
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We're here.
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Wha...?
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This is a doctor's office.
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There was no bait and switch.
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It was all bait!
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No, no. This is Krustyland.
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It has to be.
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I'm going on the roller coaster.
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Whee!
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Whee... ze.
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Which doctor are you here to see?
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- All of them.
- Like most Americans,
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our insurance is terrible
and has a giant deductible.
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Which we just met yesterday.
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Thank you, kidney stones.
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And our new insurance
year starts tomorrow.
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So today is the only day
that everything's free.
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So we're doing a whole year
of medical stuff in one day.
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Look, I went
to the Krustyland snack bar!
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I got 20cc's of super silly saline.
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Hey-hey!
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♪ It's not about the money,
money, money ♪
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♪ We don't need your money,
money, money ♪
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♪ We just want to
make the world dance ♪
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♪ Forget about the price tag ♪
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♪ Ain't about the, uh,
cha-ching, cha-ching ♪
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♪ Ain't about the, yeah,
ba-bling, ba-bling ♪
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♪ Want to make the world dance ♪
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♪ Forget about the price tag ♪
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♪ It's not about the money,
money, money ♪
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♪ We don't need your money,
money, money ♪
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♪ We just want to make
the world dance... ♪
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What a productive, unpleasant day.
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We've got to get one nice
thing out of this day.
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At least take us out for treats.
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Treats it is.
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We'll even get one for Maggie
for getting her eye test.
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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One Mandalorian Mango
Jango with 3-CP-Oat milk.
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That's $6.99.
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Enter your tip and sign here.
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Oh, fine.
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You want a tip?
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It's self-serve. We did all the work.
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Hey, that iPad didn't swivel itself.
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Dad, are you all right?
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Oh, I just suffered death
by a thousand swipes,
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but at least now it's time for my treat.
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Here's your Literary Sampler Platter.
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Chicken Tenders is the Night,
A Farewell to Parms,
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Occurrence at Owl Creek Ribs.
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Mmm... fried references.
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My shift's ending,
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so I'll just leave this with you.
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Better get my
"figuring out the tip" glasses.
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Wouldn't be a meal if it
didn't end with a math test.
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The service fee is already included?
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I'm outraged!
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But also relieved.
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At least nobody's
leaning over my shoulder
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to shame me into leaving a tip.
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Actually, there is room at the bottom
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for an additional gratuity.
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Right next to where I pre-thanked you.
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What? They include the tip,
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and then I have to tip
on top of the tip?
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A tip top tip?
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Mm. I'll show them.
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I know that click.
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"No. Thank you.
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Here's one dollar. Okay?"
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We're leaving!
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Mr. Simpson! Mr. Simpson, wait!
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Oh, great.
Here's the part where she says,
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"Was there something
wrong with the service?"
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And I throw potato skins at her.
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Oh, thank you so much,
you wonderful man!
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You tipped her $10,000?
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No! I tipped her one. "O.K."
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Ten K! Ah!
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I've never had this
much money in my life!
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Us neither.
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Yo, this guy just tipped Sandee $10,000.
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You don't know what this means to me.
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We don't have $10,000.
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We don't have 10,000 of anything.
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Homer, you have to fix this.
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Okay, you're right. I got this.
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Excuse me, can I get that check back?
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Why?
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Why?!
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What a jerk!
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Yo, this guy just stole
$10,000 from Sandee.
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Get him.
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There was already a
gratuity on the bill.
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Why? Why did you want the check back?
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So I can underline the $10,000.
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Yo, this guy just underlined
the $10,000-tip
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he gave Sandee, get him!
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Your accidental tip went viral.
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The American dream.
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Now we'll be in debt
for the rest of our lives!
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The American reality.
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Look, baby,
no one's madder at me than me,
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but me have a plan.
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We call the credit card company,
report the card stolen,
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and then shave our
heads and join a cult.
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One of the ones where you don't have to
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have sex with the leader.
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There is no such cult!
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You need to go back to that restaurant
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and explain that this was all a mistake.
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I will.
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I was gonna go back there anyway
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for the bottomless chili fries,
but now I have two reasons.
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Okay, time to hit undo
on last night's ten-K typo.
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Hey, that's the big tip guy.
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Ooh! Can I get an autograph?
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Oh, signing things is what
got me into this mess.
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Hey! You're the guy on the cover
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of the only newspaper left in the world.
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I'm in the paper for
something I remember doing.
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- Let me get a copy.
- That'll be one dollar.
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How much do you think he's gonna tip?
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A lot or a whole lot?
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Yarr. I'm putting on me slicker,
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'cause he's gonna splash the cash.
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Keep the change, pal.
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The most generous man in town.
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Until today, I always felt invisible,
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like Wonder Woman's plane
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or the guy selling
flowers on the off-ramp.
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But for the first time, I am seen.
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It's not that I wasn't enough,
my tips weren't.
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Mr. Monopoly was wrong.
You can put a price on money.
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From now on,
I'm gonna tip like Ben Affleck
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and J.Lo's out of town, baby.
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Marge, I just had
the best day of my life.
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They gave my burrito
the most rice of anybody.
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So that's why I've been
bombarded by overdraft alerts.
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Don't worry, honey,
I can make it all right.
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Let me show you how to turn
off those notifications.
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Homer, we need to have a serious talk.
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Oh, boy, then I'm gonna need
some Mexican courage.
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You were supposed to get our money back,
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not give away more.
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Your tipping has gotten out of control.
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But it feels so good to be appreciated.
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For once, people aren't judging me
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by the content of my character
but by the content of my wallet.
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You wiped out our savings
and put us in debt.
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And look what it's
doing to our children.
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Dad, where's my bike?
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How would I know? I don't know.
You probably lost it.
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Dad...
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I tipped it!
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I gave it to my barber
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because he cleaned up my eyebrows.
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I'm so sorry, Bart!
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, there, there.
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Dad, you have a problem,
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but I love you and I'll
always be here for you.
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You're a good son.
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Here, for your troubles.
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- Hey!
- Let this slide
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and there's a vacuum
cleaner in it for you.
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Homer, this has to stop now!
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- Stop it!
- Marge, for once you're right.
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I have a serious problem.
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But, like any addiction,
it can easily be stopped
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by just deciding to stop.
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I'm going cold turkey. I swear to you.
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I'll never again waste money
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trying to fill an unfillable void.
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Exact change? Huh. That's it?
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Oh, I really want to tip you, Moe,
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but I promised my wife I'd quit.
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Here's a thought, Homer.
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Uh, what if you took the
moolah out of your pocket,
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but you just stop before
anything happened.
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You know, uh, everything but the tip.
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That doesn't seem like it
could lead to anything.
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Sure it couldn't.
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We shouldn't have done that.
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Does that mean that you want to stop?
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No.
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It feels so good.
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Don't stop, you generous man.
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Oh, yeah, give it to me, big boy.
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- You like that?
- Oh, that's the spot.
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- I can do this all night.
- Right there.
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- Tell me you want it.
- Oh, God!
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- Yes! Yes!
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
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- Oh, God! Oh, God.
- Yes!
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I need a new bar.
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Where you going?
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I can't stop tipping, Moe.
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I'm hooked on the rush.
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I got a monkey on my back,
and he's got his hand out.
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But what about us?
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No one service worker
can satisfy my needs.
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God help me, I'm a tip-phomaniac.
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I'm a curse on my family.
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They're 20%...
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no, 22%...
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better off without me.
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I'll take my misery to go.
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Hey, it's Mr. Generous.
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What are you doing here?
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I've hit rock bottom
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and I need to be with family.
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Well, who were those people
you were eating with?
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Just my wife and some kids.
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My real family are the people I tip,
like you.
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You love me, right?
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Oh, you poor generous man.
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I do love you.
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You'll always be welcome here.
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You love me, right?
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Creep!
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Leave me alone!
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So our transaction was just...
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transactional?
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Am I alive? Is this a dream?
260
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Somebody pinch me.
261
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Ow!
262
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I'm awake, you can stop now.
263
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You saved my life.
264
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Here's a little something
for your troubles.
265
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Why you give me this money?
266
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Fausto no work for crab man.
267
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No, it's a tip.
268
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It's all I know.
269
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And it's destroyed my
marriage and my life.
270
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How I wish I had never
heard of thanking people.
271
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Well, your bloated body
272
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drifted to the right neighborhood,
my friend.
273
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Nobody tips here.
274
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It's forbidden.
275
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No tipping?
276
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What is this amazing place?
277
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Welcome to Little Europe.
278
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I'm home.
279
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Yi yo yu.
280
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There's no sign of Homer anywhere.
281
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Okay, the first 24 hours are crucial.
282
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Do you have a recent photo?
283
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Not him. You.
284
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For your dating profile.
285
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This is good. You look desperate.
286
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Guys love that.
287
00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,687
I don't want to date.
288
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I want to find my husband.
289
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"Marriage minded."
290
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Don't mention the kids.
291
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Bring them up on date three.
292
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Just before the sex.
293
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:17,923
Oh, my God.
294
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:19,849
We only have two
and a half dates to find Dad.
295
00:15:19,943 --> 00:15:21,535
At least we know he's alive.
296
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,519
He's ordering things on Amazon.
297
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A universal power adapter.
298
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Bicycle pants clips.
299
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:28,876
12-pack of fanny packs?
300
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:31,545
Case of cologne, but no soap.
301
00:15:31,622 --> 00:15:34,364
I know exactly where he is.
302
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:38,652
Dad?
303
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Hola, mes petite...
304
00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,446
how you say? children.
305
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:44,224
Give your papi a European handshake.
306
00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:48,896
What are you doing in Little Europe?
307
00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:50,546
I'm going to five different shops
308
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:53,609
to get the ingredients
to make one sandwich.
309
00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:58,572
One smear of your brownest mustard,
Jorge.
310
00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:07,581
That'll be three
deutsche-lira and 99 pence.
311
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,641
And not a franc more.
312
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:10,918
Mom's a total mess.
313
00:16:11,145 --> 00:16:12,419
You've got to come home.
314
00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:13,921
This is my home now.
315
00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:15,480
I can live a happy life here,
316
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,925
free from the demon of generosity.
317
00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:19,484
So this is all about tipping?
318
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:22,337
No, it's about the European mindset
319
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:23,931
of not tipping.
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- ♪ Let's look, can't you see? ♪
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- ♪ That's money ♪
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- ♪ That's Bart ♪
346
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- _
- ♪ That's fair ♪
347
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:46,877
_
348
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:50,191
Dad, this place is amazing.
349
00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:51,951
I know.
350
00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:54,454
If only Springfield was like this,
351
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:55,955
then I could go back to your mom
352
00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:59,292
without my addiction
destroying the family.
353
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,688
Dad, if you came back with us,
354
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,356
you could change things.
355
00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:09,026
You could inspire everyone
to make Springfield like here.
356
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,787
You really think Americans
can learn something
357
00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:13,806
from the country of Europe?
358
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,309
Not just learn it,
but steal it and call it our own.
359
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:18,536
Like pizza or fascism.
360
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:20,721
I'll do it to heal our family.
361
00:18:20,848 --> 00:18:22,649
Let's grab an early
dinner at 10:00 p.m.,
362
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,542
then ride the mini-Chunnel
back to Springfield.
363
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,727
I'm going to take my
message to the people
364
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:29,030
who tipping affects the most.
365
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:32,659
Live from the
Servers Of America Guild Theater.
366
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:35,903
It's the 75th Annual SAG Awards.
367
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,551
Hello, my name is Gary,
and I'll be your presenter this evening.
368
00:18:41,838 --> 00:18:42,847
Friends,
369
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,353
waiters, pepper-grinders,
370
00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:46,097
lend me your ears.
371
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,932
My name is Homer Simpson
372
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:50,101
and I am addicted to tipping.
373
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:51,769
It was a compulsion so powerful
374
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:54,547
that I ran away from the woman I love.
375
00:18:55,942 --> 00:18:58,626
Well, I'm here to tell you
there's a better way.
376
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,614
What if all restaurant workers
were paid a living wage?
377
00:19:02,632 --> 00:19:04,557
That way you wouldn't
have to rely on tips,
378
00:19:04,784 --> 00:19:08,061
and diners would know
how much everything costs.
379
00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:10,730
Get rid of tips and live a better life.
380
00:19:10,957 --> 00:19:12,232
Who's with me?
381
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,310
My fellow wait-staff, this man is right.
382
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,964
We can, we shall, we must,
383
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:22,024
serve justice
384
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:24,318
with a side of equanimity.
385
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,395
No substitutions.
386
00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:38,166
Get rid of tips and live a better life.
387
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,909
Who's with me?
388
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:43,671
Get rid of tips?
389
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,415
Well, that's how I decide
whose food not to spit in.
390
00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:48,493
This is the worst idea in our industry
391
00:19:48,495 --> 00:19:50,270
since tableside guacamole.
392
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:53,273
Yo! The guy who tipped Sandee $10,000
393
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,017
is trying to take away our tips.
Get him!
394
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:00,613
This time it's happening for real!
395
00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:06,344
I can't believe I didn't
fundamentally change
396
00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:09,347
the service economy with
one awards show speech.
397
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,033
Oh, Homie, I know it's hard for you
398
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,368
to be generous, but you tried.
399
00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:16,278
And I'm not going to hold it against you
400
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,947
for taking it too far.
401
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,616
Seeing you bare your soul
on that stage tonight,
402
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,027
it gave me an idea for how we can fix
403
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:27,348
our money problems and confront
your addiction to tipping.
404
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,368
Hello, my name is Homer.
405
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:32,537
And I'll be your server tonight.
406
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,055
Would you like still or sparkling water?
407
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,464
Just tap.
408
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,983
And more free bread.
409
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,651
Oh...
410
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:52,890
♪ Little E.U., Little E.U. ♪
411
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:55,226
♪ Little E.U. is the place
to be in the party now ♪
412
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:58,004
♪ Flat price ♪
413
00:20:58,081 --> 00:21:00,173
♪ I'm sane, so sane ♪
414
00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:02,233
♪ Sir, can't you see? ♪
415
00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:03,510
♪ Let's look, can't you see? ♪
416
00:21:03,737 --> 00:21:06,254
♪ Our health care is free ♪
417
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,423
♪ And they pay us enough ♪
418
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,591
♪ That's money! ♪
419
00:21:10,685 --> 00:21:13,594
♪ To just hand you your stuff ♪
420
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:14,554
♪ That stuff ♪
421
00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:16,356
♪ Lots of stuff ♪
422
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,341
♪ Don't give us more math to do,
math to do ♪
423
00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:21,361
♪ Let's go! ♪
424
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:24,179
♪ The printed price
is all that's due ♪
425
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:25,349
♪ That's fair! ♪
426
00:21:25,441 --> 00:21:27,849
♪ When you're in Little E.U. ♪
427
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,966
♪ That's the place, E.U., baby! ♪
428
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:31,012
Shh!
429
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:37,040
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