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I really hope you chumps are happy,
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'cause I had to open up
at 6:00 a.m. here.
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Thank you, Moe.
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And thank you, pro football,
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for playing your worst games
every year in London.
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Yeah, the games start so early,
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now we can spend Sunday
morning as God intended...
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not in church!
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And still drunk from last night.
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Welcome back to Wembley Stadium
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where the score at the interval
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is Jacksonville Jaguars 25,
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Buffalo Williams nil.
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Oh, boy,
I got 100 quid on the Jag-u-ars,
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and I don't even know how much that is.
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I'm Buffalo all the way.
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Ten bob, six shillings, baby.
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You know,
I've dabbled in a lot of anonymouses
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but never gambling.
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I always thought betting
was for class acts,
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like, uh, James Bond or Pete Rose
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or Secretariat.
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Why don't you give it a try, Moseph?
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Yeah, make one little bet
on the next game.
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Baltimore-Detroit.
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It's harmless fun.
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Uh, uh, all right,
I guess I could bet a buck.
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That's nothing to get
too worked up about.
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The walrus has his own money.
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And we are underway here in Baltimore,
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as the Ravens take on the Detroit Lions.
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Beautiful day for football.
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...and Detroit scores!
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Baltimore ties it up!
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Detroit kick is good.
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Touchdown Baltimore!
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...and Detroit is coming back.
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Baltimore retakes the lead.
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Man, this game could go either way.
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Detroit player injured.
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Baltimore just might pull it out.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna win!
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Turns out I was a winner all my life.
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Oh, but what's this?
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Detroit scores a last-second safety
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and the Lions are victorious.
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De-who scores an un-what and
the wheres are wha-torious?
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Geez. Tough luck, Moe.
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- You lost.
- Damn you, Balty-more!
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You crab-infested Edgar
Allan Poe-munchers!
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Uh, calm down, Moe.
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It was just a dollar.
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To you it was just a dollar!
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To me it was a whole simoleon!
All right?!
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Get the hell out of here! All of youse!
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Bar's closed!
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- We're leaving!
- You, too, Slumpo!
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Slumpo?
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I don't like the sound of that squish.
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Guys, I think Larry's...
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...dead.
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I don't know why we had to come here.
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Funerals are stupid.
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You're all excused from coming to mine.
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Good. I had something that day anyway.
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I didn't have anything that day.
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Homie, you have to pay your respects.
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You spent more time with Larry
than your own kids.
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That's not true at all.
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Who's my best friend?
What's my favorite subject?
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Who do I admire most in the world?
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How old am I? And what color's my bike?
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Pass. Pass. Crackle from Snap,
Crackle, and Pop.
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Pass. And trick question...
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you have a skateboard.
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Huh. I'm strangely
comforted by the passes.
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Wow, light turnout.
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I'm so glad you guys could make it.
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How could we not?
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Larry was... around.
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So we just throw some money
into this tip jar here?
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What's the right amount? One? Five?
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- One?
- This is gonna take a while.
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Want to crash a few funerals?
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Eh, I'm already wearing a dress.
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So as you sail alone
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'cross the wine-dark seas of eternity,
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you shall remain evermore in our hearts.
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Yarr-I-P, my feathered friend.
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You always said that you
wanted one of these, Polly.
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And now you have one.
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Arr!
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Arr! Arr!
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Check me out, Lis!
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I'm bearing pall!
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Aunt Eunice, you saw us through so much,
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triumph and sorrow,
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and it's a comfort to know
that you died at 92
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of natural causes.
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Natural causes?
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She clearly died from the vaccine!
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You shut up, Robert F. Quimby Jr.!
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You're an embarrassment to this family.
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And that's saying a lot!
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Sorry I'm late. Uh...
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Who are we doing today?
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A sad, balding drunk
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- who hung out at Moe's.
- Got it.
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Homer Simpson was a beloved
pillar of this community.
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He thinks you died.
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Do something.
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Why? He's saying nice things.
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You never call me a pillar.
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He's not? Are you sure?
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Uh... anyhoo,
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and now a few words from Larry's mother,
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Iris Dalrymple.
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Well, my Lawrence always
talked about his best friends,
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the fellows at Moe's Tavern.
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It would warm my heart if they came up
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and shared fond memories of my son.
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I'm not talking. You talk.
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- I didn't know him.
- No one did.
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Your stool was closest.
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Perhaps one of you could talk
about Larry's love of fishing.
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Uh, uh, one time,
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we went to this great fishing lake.
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Lake Fish.
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Oh, yeah. Fish Lake was full of...
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...fish.
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You know who always
caught the biggest fish?
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Who? Who?
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I-I, uh... I want to say Larry?
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- Big Fish Larry.
- Oh, yeah. Larry, indeed.
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Watch out, fish!
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What a true story.
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- Oof.
- Why did you never take the time
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to get to know this man?
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Hey, at least we came, huh?
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Hey, Barney totally blew this off.
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Said he had something
more important to do.
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Eh, selfish jerk.
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Marge, Larry just didn't
fit into our band of bros.
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The four of us are closer than close.
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Yeah, we're like
the Sex and the City broads,
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except, uh, super gross.
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Yeah, Larry just
wasn't part of our deal.
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Because you never asked him to be.
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All he ever wanted was a
simple human connection.
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But, instead, he died unloved in a bar.
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Look at all the lonely barflies ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Look at all the lonely barflies ♪
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♪ Larry the barfly sat
at a stool every night ♪
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♪ And he ordered a beer ♪
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♪ Shedding a tear ♪
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♪ Look at him eating ♪
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♪ Checking his phone all alone ♪
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♪ As he sits with his pain ♪
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♪ Chicken chow mein ♪
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♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪
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♪ They all come to an end ♪
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♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪
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♪ Forgotten by their friends. ♪
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Is it possible we're terrible people?
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Yes, but the one I'm really
disappointed in is...
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- Lenny.
- What?
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You just always struck me as a
sensitive guy with a good heart.
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I did?
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I'm so sorry to interrupt, gentlemen,
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but I found this in my son's room.
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It's all five of us.
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Hey, it kind of looks like we're
in front of Serenity Falls.
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I know. We should all take
Larry's ashes there, together.
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- Huh?
- It's the sensitive thing to do.
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That's a wonderful idea.
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I can't go to Serenity Falls.
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It sounds stressful!
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And I...
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love stress?
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The four amigos are on the road!
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Or should I say "five"?
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♪ All the lonely barflies ♪
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♪ Confronting mortal dread ♪
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♪ Their souls in need of searching ♪
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♪ They booze it up instead. ♪
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See, Larry? We're not so bad.
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We're taking you to your special place,
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Serenity Falls.
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Let's get this over with.
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I got a big date with my girl.
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Naima's taking me to see the
reunited Kool & the Gang.
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Didn't she date one of the Gang?
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One of?
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She dated Kool.
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- Whoa! Kool!
- Wow! - Ooh.
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We spent a million hours with this guy,
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but he never felt like one of us.
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He was a drunk,
and we're just social drinkers
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who also drink alone.
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Two different worlds.
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I just hope that if Larry
knew we were doing this,
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it would make him happy.
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Yeah, as happy as Naima
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when she was dishing it out
to Kool, huh?
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- Would you shut up?!
- Sorry, sorry.
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Hey, let's listen to some music, huh?
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Get your mind off of, uh...
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you know, things.
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- _
- ♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ Get down on it... ♪
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Could you turn off the light?
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And leave Larry all alone in the dark?
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Can you believe this guy?
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Larry's not here!
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He's dead!
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His ghost is here.
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Aw, come on, Lenny.
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Ghosts ain't real, huh?
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Yes, they are.
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I believe that Larry's ghost
is hovering above us,
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blowing out birthday candles,
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helping figure skaters land their jumps
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and cooling down hot soup with
his icy cold ghost finger.
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Lenny, Lenny, Lenny.
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Everybody knows that when you die,
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your soul becomes cosmic energy,
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until your consciousness is reborn
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as a creature that befits
your metaphysical station,
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be it mighty moose
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or a proud paramecium.
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Shut your traps, you deluded freaks.
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Here's the deal... when you croak,
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it's just a sad, silent void.
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Nothin'.
And it's not even a regular nothin'.
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It's an absence of everything, huh?
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Where no matter how hard you think,
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you can't imagine how nothin' it is.
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Like that abandoned mall
where the JC Pennys
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is full of bears?
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No.
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You're all wrong.
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Why have questions
when we have the Bible?
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I didn't serve
20 years to life in church
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not to cash in on those
frequent prayer miles.
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I can't wait till I die
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so I can slide in next to Larry
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and eat buffalo angel
wings for all eternity
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without a celery stick in sight.
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- Ghosts.
- Void.
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- Space moose.
- Wings.
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Don't listen to them, ghost Larry.
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Void!
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First pee of the day.
Let's make it count.
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Larry, get back in your jar.
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What the hell is this?
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And this, and this.
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00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,620
What parts of Larry were these?
265
00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:28,761
Hey, Homer, what you doing down there?
266
00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:32,798
Sweet Tabasco Sally,
267
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,226
is thems what I think thems is?
268
00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:39,230
Hmm.
269
00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:40,639
Sapphires.
270
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,124
Larry's ashes were full of them.
271
00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:43,152
What gives?
272
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,127
Larry must have had these Smurf-stones
273
00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:47,646
crammed up his wazoo
when they crematized him.
274
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,390
He must have been moving stolen gems
275
00:11:50,484 --> 00:11:52,910
across the northern border
by stuffing them up
276
00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:54,970
his southern pass.
277
00:11:55,063 --> 00:11:58,474
All I knows is Larry is dead,
and we are rich.
278
00:11:58,492 --> 00:11:59,575
Oh, my God, you're right.
279
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,660
We gotta tell Lenny and Carl.
280
00:12:01,812 --> 00:12:02,836
Uh, uh, real quick sidebar.
281
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,238
Um, do we really want to bother
282
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:06,482
our gentlemen friends
283
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:09,985
with this here, uh,
gemalogical situation?
284
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:12,078
- Why wouldn't we?
- Aw, bless your heart.
285
00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:15,599
But whatever money these
corpse jewels yield,
286
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:18,418
we'd be crazy to split it four ways.
287
00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:22,773
Look, you and me need this money
288
00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,591
way more than Lenny and Carl, all right?
289
00:12:24,685 --> 00:12:26,092
You got an expensive trophy wife
290
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,686
and, like, a thousand crazy kids.
291
00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,463
And all I got is a crummy bar
292
00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:31,340
full of toxic black mold.
293
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,008
What?
294
00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:36,745
I guess I do have a lot
of financial burdens.
295
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:41,900
Hey, open up.
296
00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:43,944
I gotta record my gum depth.
297
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,113
Two, two, two, three, two...
298
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,540
Okay, getting ready
to lie to our friends.
299
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,134
And... showtime!
300
00:12:50,211 --> 00:12:52,803
Good morning, dearest Carlton.
301
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,139
I know what's going on in here.
302
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,957
- I, um...
- Uh, uh...
303
00:12:58,082 --> 00:12:59,143
You guys were getting up early
304
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,645
to use the two free
continental breakfast vouchers
305
00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:03,038
without us.
306
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:06,800
Well, we're using 'em. Me and Larry.
307
00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:09,469
Don't worry, we'll get our chance.
308
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,987
Wait a sec,
this ain't the road to the Falls.
309
00:13:19,081 --> 00:13:20,563
Yeah, I took the scenic route.
310
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:24,159
I thought Larry would appreciate
seeing those wildflowers.
311
00:13:24,311 --> 00:13:27,087
Guess who planted those.
Lady Bird Johnson.
312
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:28,330
What the hell, Lenny?
313
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,424
You know I gotta get back
to save my lady
314
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,259
from the clutches of Kool and the Gang.
315
00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:33,986
I thought you weren't worried.
316
00:13:34,004 --> 00:13:35,262
Of course I'm worried.
317
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,991
They won the 2014 Soul Train
Music Legend award.
318
00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:40,675
Now let's get back on the highway.
319
00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:42,995
Give it!
320
00:13:57,678 --> 00:13:59,453
- Phew.
- Oh...
321
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:02,623
I'm sorry, Carl.
I'll get back on the highway.
322
00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:04,792
No. You go however you want.
323
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,002
Let's do right by Larry.
324
00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:16,303
- Larry!
- Our secret gems!
325
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,048
Nothing to see here, huh?
326
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:21,958
Just, uh, crystalized Larry chunks.
327
00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:23,368
Gems. Gems, gems, gems.
328
00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:25,537
Gems. Gems, gems. Precious gems.
329
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:28,298
There were sapphires in Larry's urn?
330
00:14:28,425 --> 00:14:29,491
And you knew?
331
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,877
Look, guys, we can explain. You see...
332
00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:33,562
Homer talked me into screwing youse over
333
00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:35,881
so we could keep them gems
all for ourselves, all right?
334
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,899
- What?
- You liar!
335
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,243
Hands up.
336
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,996
Back away from the urn.
337
00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,817
Y'all are under arrest for violating
338
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:51,321
section 545 of the U.S. commerce code:
339
00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:52,747
jewel smuggling.
340
00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,659
Y'all get in the frunk.
341
00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:08,080
Oh, "front trunk." Frunk.
342
00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:09,598
Now I get it.
343
00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:18,073
Oh.
344
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,424
I'm not going to jail
345
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:20,926
'cause you two were gem smuggling.
346
00:15:20,944 --> 00:15:22,536
It's worse than that, dummy.
347
00:15:22,763 --> 00:15:24,429
Homer and Moe weren't
gonna tell us about
348
00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:27,357
the sapphires they found
in the Larry crumbs.
349
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:29,101
I wanted to tell you,
but Homer threatened
350
00:15:29,119 --> 00:15:30,360
to set my bar on fire.
351
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,213
What? You told me
to keep the gems a secret,
352
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,199
and I only listened to you
because I'm highly suggestable.
353
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:38,886
- No, you're not.
- You're right, I'm not.
354
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:41,129
Who cares?
All I know is we were the victims
355
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,056
of an A-1 screw job.
356
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,559
This is the worst thing
you guys have ever done.
357
00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:49,471
Oh. yeah, Carl?
Well, what about when you
358
00:15:49,623 --> 00:15:52,807
won a year's supply
of Old El Paso taco kits,
359
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,626
and never invited me over?
360
00:15:54,645 --> 00:15:55,903
You won that contest?
361
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,905
I wrote the taco poem.
362
00:15:58,056 --> 00:16:00,390
You must have submitted it as yours.
363
00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:02,634
Maybe I just got tired
of hearing your voice
364
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:05,078
that sounds like a duck
with a sinus infection.
365
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,916
"The box contains seasoning
and five broken shells.
366
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:13,495
You and your family buy everything else.
Old El Paso."
367
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:14,922
He does sound like a duck.
368
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,406
Now I'll never not hear it.
369
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,667
You knew broken shells are my thing.
370
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:27,483
Is this what we're like
when we're... sober?
371
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:30,228
We're nothing like the
Sex and the City broads.
372
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,914
You take us out of that bar,
and what's holding us together?
373
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:34,232
Nothing.
374
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,659
And to think all Larry
wanted out of life
375
00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:39,328
was to be part of this friend group.
376
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,348
What a dumb dead chump.
377
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:43,408
Hey, boss, I found the idiots
378
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,685
who took Larry's last haul.
379
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:49,914
They're just a bunch of losers
that hate each other. Heh.
380
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,358
It's all taken care of.
381
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,694
Excellent work, Mickey No-Loose-Ends.
382
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,754
So what you want me to do with them?
383
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,423
Mm, let them go.
384
00:16:58,441 --> 00:17:00,200
They know nothing.
385
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,036
Got it. No loose ends.
386
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:07,857
Ugh, I gotta pay more
attention to the nicknames
387
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,358
when I hire these guys.
388
00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:12,120
Now, can you go
pick up Connie at the airport,
389
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,529
Bruno Wife-Banger?
390
00:17:13,548 --> 00:17:15,440
Hey, with pleasure.
391
00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:19,702
No loose ends.
392
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:22,964
This psycho ain't a sheriff.
He's a psycho!
393
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,891
Oh, and we're his loose ends.
394
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:26,375
We're all gonna die.
395
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:30,063
Oh, what if Lenny's right,
and we're all gonna be ghosts?
396
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,565
What if Moe is right,
and it's just a void?
397
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,550
Incomprehensible nothing.
398
00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:36,569
I don't think I could handle that.
399
00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:39,297
No, no, no, Homer's heaven
makes sense to me now.
400
00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:41,799
Hey, Lord,
I repent everything I ever done.
401
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:45,394
That he knows about. Heh, heh, heh.
402
00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:48,581
Guys, I think Carl's
stupid energy crap is real,
403
00:17:48,808 --> 00:17:51,325
and I'm totally coming back
as one of those koalas
404
00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:53,645
with an STD.
405
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,155
Mm?
406
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,248
Hey, hey, look at this.
407
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:08,601
I could blast him when
he opens the frunk.
408
00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:11,438
That flare gun. Flare gun will save us.
409
00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:13,773
Time to get out. Whoa!
410
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,850
Eat flare, jerk.
411
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,122
Phew.
412
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:27,862
Nobody move.
As long as our weight is balanced,
413
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:29,197
we're not going over.
414
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,273
Although, if one of us jumped out,
415
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:32,533
that person would save themselves,
416
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,276
and everyone else would die.
417
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:36,854
So any one of us could save themselves
418
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:38,131
and doom the rest?
419
00:18:38,693 --> 00:18:40,115
No!
420
00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:46,030
Our only hope is to jump out
at the exact same time.
421
00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,289
Either we all survive,
422
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,142
or we all find out
what the afterlife is...
423
00:18:49,293 --> 00:18:51,219
together.
424
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:52,412
Unless it's the void, in which case
425
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:53,721
we won't find out nothin'.
426
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:55,223
Okay, on three.
427
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:56,966
One, two...
428
00:18:56,985 --> 00:18:58,651
Three!
429
00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:00,820
- Yay, we did it.
- Whoo!
430
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:03,548
You don't jump on three.
You jump on "go."
431
00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,216
One, two, three, go.
432
00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:06,993
The three is the go.
433
00:19:07,144 --> 00:19:10,371
Agree to disagree...
434
00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:13,891
I probably should leave, but I can't.
435
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:16,728
Got to make sure there's no...
436
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:19,247
...loose ends.
437
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:25,011
- Larry?
- It can't be.
438
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,404
It's another urn.
439
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:41,694
What happened?
440
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,345
Ow. Oh...
441
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,615
Larry saved your life.
442
00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:51,538
Wow, these electric cars
even explode quiet.
443
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:55,116
And look,
we're right here at Serenity Falls.
444
00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:57,285
Larry's special place.
445
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,529
Wait, this don't look the same at all.
446
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,790
This whole stupid trip
where we were driven apart,
447
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:05,401
and then came back together
with a much deeper bond,
448
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,053
was for nothing.
449
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,781
Oh, my God, guys, I think I know
450
00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:13,375
where Larry really wanted us
to take his death dust
451
00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:15,286
and bone chunks.
452
00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:26,964
Welcome home, Larry.
453
00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:29,075
Enjoy your special place.
454
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:31,578
It's too bad we lost those sapphires.
455
00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:33,487
I guess they fell out of the urn.
456
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,499
Yeah, it's a real mystery.
457
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:39,994
Heh, heh, heh. Ow.
458
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,680
Shh!
459
00:21:35,435 --> 00:21:38,385
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