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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,639 BETTE, COME HERE! 2 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,796 WHAT? 3 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:13,015 YOU'RE OVULATING. 4 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:16,352 I'M OVULATING. 5 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,422 LET'S MAKE A BABY. 6 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:22,113 LET'S MAKE A BABY. 7 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,798 WHY DON'T YOU GET DRESSED, 8 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,323 AND I'LL DROP YOU OFF OF MY WAY TO WORK. 9 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,587 HEY, TIM. GOOD LUCK. 10 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,677 BYE. THANKS. 11 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,027 AH! I AM SO READY. 12 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,062 IT'S COMING. 13 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,530 THANK YOU. 14 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,531 HI, SHANE. 15 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,533 SHE DOESN'T TALK TO ANYONE 16 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,835 BEFORE HER MORNING SHOT. 17 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:07,036 HERE, YOU GO, DON JUAN. 18 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,671 SHE'S A KID. A KID. 19 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,006 WHATEVER. IT'S FINE. 20 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,007 I MEAN, DON'T FREAK OUT. 21 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,008 OKAY. 22 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,777 ALL RIGHT, LATER, GUYS. 23 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,612 BYE! 24 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,613 BYE, LISA. 25 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,870 SEE YOU, SHANE. 26 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,550 WHOA, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ALREADY? 27 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:21,584 YEAH, I'VE GOT A 9:00, GUYS. SEE YOU. 28 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:22,585 SEE YOU. 29 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,287 HELLO. 30 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,151 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 31 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,060 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE DOCTOR'S. 32 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,961 HEY, WHAT TIME ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WHAT'S HIS NAME'S? 33 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:32,928 11:00. 34 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:33,897 OKAY. BYE, GUYS. 35 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:34,897 OH, MY GOD, 36 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,266 IS IT HAPPENING TODAY? 37 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,434 IS WHAT TODAY? 38 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:38,401 THE INSEMINATION. 39 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:39,703 OH. MM... 40 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,438 YOU'LL DO IT AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE THIS TIME? 41 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,739 BUT FIRST, DAN FOXWORTHY. 42 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,106 NO WAY. 43 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,875 WHO? WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 44 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,476 BECAUSE YOU DON'T READ. 45 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,945 AND WHAT ARE YOU, THE INTELLECTUAL OF LIFE? 46 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,081 DAN FOXWORTHY IS, LIKE, THE SUPER-EXCLUSIVE SHRINK 47 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,582 TO THE STARS. 48 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,716 HE WAS ON OUR LIST 49 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,117 OF L.A.'S BEST SELF-IMPROVEMENT GURUS. 50 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,953 HOW DID YOU GET THAT APPOINTMENT? 51 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,222 I JUST CALLED AND ASKED. 52 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,624 DON'T TELL BETTE I TOLD YOU, OKAY? 53 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,626 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 54 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:04,627 I MEAN, YOU DON'T NEED A SHRINK. 55 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,529 WE'RE JUST CHECKING IN. 56 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:09,299 WE'RE ABOUT TO DO THIS INCREDIBLY MAJOR THING. 57 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,533 BUT WAIT, YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST RELATIONSHIP 58 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,468 OF ANYBODY I KNOW, GAY OR STRAIGHT. 59 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,926 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE'RE GOOD. 60 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,742 SORRY. 61 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,254 HI. 62 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,011 COULD I OFFER YOU A RIDE? 63 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,195 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 64 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,464 I MISSED YOU. 65 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:42,298 IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE? 66 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,066 THAT'S ALL I HAVE. 67 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,801 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. 68 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,158 COME ON. 69 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,746 SHE'S ALWAYS RUNNING LATE. 70 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,616 THEN SHE HAD A MEETING WITH AN ARTIST. 71 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,351 BETTE'S THE DIRECTOR OF THE CALIFORNIA ART CENTER. 72 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,287 I SEE. 73 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:07,624 AND SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE REALLY STRESSED ABOUT TIME. 74 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:08,858 AFTER THIS, WE HAVE TO GO GET SPERM. 75 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,860 WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A BABY, 76 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,796 AND OUR FRIEND SEAN'S DONATING. 77 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,199 SORRY I'M LATE. 78 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,868 JAMES, YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GO IN A MINUTE. 79 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,170 NO, NO, NO, NO. 80 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:21,137 THE ART WORK IS WAY TOO DELICATE, 81 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,605 IT'S BEING FLOWN IN FROM PARIS, 82 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,574 AND ANNIE IS ALREADY A COMPLETE AND TOTAL NERVOUS WRECK. 83 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,711 JUST CALL ADAMS FINE ART MOVERS. 84 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,780 TELL THEM, IF THEY WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH CAC AGAIN... 85 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:31,780 EXACTLY. 86 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,005 OKAY, GREAT. THANKS. BYE. 87 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,712 OKAY, HERE I AM. 88 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,533 WE ARE HEADING NORTH RIGHT NOW TOWARDS THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. 89 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,201 A LITTLE FURTHER TO THE RIGHT IS THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN, 90 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:55,004 AND IF YOU KEEP GOING ALL THE WAY IN THAT DIRECTION, 91 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:58,007 YOU HIT THE PACIFIC OCEAN. 92 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,376 OH, CAN WE GO? 93 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,044 YEAH, WHENEVER YOU WANT. 94 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,348 AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT. 95 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,723 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE THINKING IS 96 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,559 BEHIND TRYING TO HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER 97 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,928 WHEN YOUR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN PRETTY SHITTY 98 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,930 FOR GOING ON THREE YEARS? 99 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,265 IT'S NOT SHITTY. 100 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,466 IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT... 101 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,600 THERE'S A LOT MORE TO A RELATIONSHIP 102 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:25,868 THAN SEX. 103 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,437 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SEVEN YEARS. 104 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,305 I KNOW PLENTY OF COUPLES WHO STILL HAVE SEX 105 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,440 AFTER SEVEN YEARS. 106 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,742 IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEVER HAVE SEX. 107 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,344 LOT OF HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES HAVE CHILDREN 108 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,279 WHEN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T PERFECT. 109 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,047 YOU JUST OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND 110 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,282 WHAT HAPPENS IN A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP. 111 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,050 I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 112 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,918 I DON'T BELIEVE 113 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,019 THAT A STRAIGHT MALE THERAPIST 114 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,288 CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. 115 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,825 EARLY SEX IS PASSIONATE. 116 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,493 IT'S ILLICIT, EXCITING. 117 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,827 IT STILL HAS THAT... 118 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,297 FACTOR, 119 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:58,000 BUT VERY QUICKLY A KIND OF SYMBIOSIS DEVELOPS. 120 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,936 IT ESPECIALLY HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO WOMEN 121 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,938 WHO ARE DOING THE WORK 122 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:02,938 OF MAKING A SERIOUS COMMITMENT 123 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:03,940 TO ONE ANOTHER, 124 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,243 AND WHEN THAT MERGING OCCURS, 125 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,679 THE INTENSE MUTUAL DEPENDENCY CAN BE A DETERRENT 126 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,913 TO SEXUAL INTIMACY. 127 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,782 OH, MY GOD. 128 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,173 THE LESBIAN URGE-TO-MERGE. 129 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:17,820 WE HAVE TO STOP NOW. 130 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,089 OH. 131 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:21,523 DO YOU WANT TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER SESSION? 132 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,992 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. 133 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,327 I THINK TINA AND I NEED TO TALK. 134 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,830 WHAT ABOUT THIS INSEMINATION? 135 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,298 THAT'S NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION. 136 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,000 NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION? 137 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,868 NO, IT'S NOT. 138 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,170 I QUIT MY JOB. 139 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,205 I WAS A PRETTY SUCCESSFUL 140 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,340 DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE. 141 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,941 NOW I WANT TO RELAX 142 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,175 AND PREPARE MY BODY FOR PREGNANCY. 143 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,244 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 144 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,280 I'M READY TO START A FAMILY. 145 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,282 WE'RE BOTH READY TO START A FAMILY. 146 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,283 RIGHT? 147 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,585 ABSOLUTELY. 148 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:49,609 RIGHT. 149 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:53,611 OKAY. GREAT. 150 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,204 SO THIS IS IT. 151 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,305 THIS IS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 152 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,873 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR HOME. 153 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,074 IT'S VERY TRADITIONAL. 154 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,309 WAIT TILL YOU GET TO KNOW IT. 155 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,110 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 156 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,680 IT'S JUST, UH, NOT AS TRADITIONAL 157 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:18,848 AS YOU MIGHT THINK. 158 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,551 SO HERE'S YOUR NEW HOME. 159 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,452 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY HERE. 160 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,587 THIS HAS BEEN THE LONGEST SIX MONTHS 161 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,688 IN HISTORY, TIM. 162 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:29,359 YEAH, BUT YOUR STUDIO'S FINALLY READY. 163 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,664 OKAY, SO THIS USED TO BE A GARAGE. 164 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,365 UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO. 165 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,189 I DID A REMODEL ON IT FOR YOU. 166 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,637 GO ON. 167 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,101 TRY IT OUT. COME ON. 168 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:51,581 OH, MY GOD! 169 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,249 I LOVE IT! 170 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,683 I HAVE TO GO, ALL RIGHT? 171 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,420 I'LL BE BACK SOON. 172 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,456 WHAT A FUCKING AUSPICIOUS OCCASION. 173 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,091 I'D LOVE TO BREAK OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, 174 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,616 BUT I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK SOME TIME TODAY. 175 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,001 I'M SORRY IT'S NOT MORE ENTICING. 176 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,894 HEY, DON'T WORRY, I DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 177 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,526 - I - LOVE HIS NEW WORK. 178 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,650 HE'S USING PAINT SO MUCH MORE FREELY. 179 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,200 YEAH, I DON'T REMEMBER HIS WORK HAVING THIS MUCH TEXTURE. 180 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,413 COME ON! OH! 181 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:01,350 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE STRESSED OUT, HONEY. 182 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,685 I... 183 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,920 I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME 184 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,254 CURATING FOR ME, 185 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,291 AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A LOT OF SUPPORT... 186 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,458 OH... 187 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,427 HEY, LISTEN, THIS'LL LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD. 188 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,964 GUESS WHAT TINA HAS BETWEEN HER LEGS. 189 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,133 CLOSE. 190 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:22,271 A JAR OF SEAN HEANEY'S SPERM. 191 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,339 I KID YOU NOT. 192 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,308 SHE'S KEEPING IT WARM. 193 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,511 WELL, SUPPOSEDLY, ONCE IT'S BEEN EJACULATED, 194 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,347 IT SURVIVES LONGER IF YOU KEEP IT AT BODY TEMPERATURE. 195 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,015 HUH? 196 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,684 OH, UH... 197 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,652 HOLD ON A SECOND. 198 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,856 UH, IT'S ONLY ABOUT HALF AN INCH, 199 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,658 BUT THEY SAY IT'S QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY. 200 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,992 GOD, IT'S REPUGNANT. 201 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,576 I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO SWALLOW THAT STUFF. 202 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,036 YEAH, TINA SAID 203 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,026 I COULD SWIM HERE WHENEVER. 204 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,648 THEY'RE UPTIGHT AT THE CHATEAU. 205 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:07,717 HOW ARE THEY UPTIGHT? 206 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,852 WELL, THEY DON'T LET YOU SWIM NAKED. 207 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,942 IT IS A PUBLIC POOL. 208 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,671 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, 209 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,239 AND WHILE I'M GONE... 210 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,974 WELL, REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU 211 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,976 THAT THERE'S A FAIR AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE NOW 212 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,200 THAT IT'S MORE LIKELY TO TAKE IF YOU'RE AROUSED. 213 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,156 SHE'S NOT SERIOUS. 214 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,325 AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK YOU RIGHT HERE? 215 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,949 I THINK IT WOULD HELP. 216 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,321 THIS IS JUST... 217 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,623 THIS IS... THIS IS TOO WEIRD FOR ME, 218 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,324 I... I MEAN... I... I JUST... YOU KNOW, I REALLY... 219 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,559 FRANKLY, I FIND IT INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE 220 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,960 THAT SHE EVEN SUGGESTED IT. 221 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,329 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I BET SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT 222 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,433 WITH A STRAIGHT COUPLE. 223 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,532 COME IN. 224 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,296 COULD YOU COME HERE A MINUTE, PLEASE? 225 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,591 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 226 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,909 SHOULDN'T THEY BE MOVING MORE? 227 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,844 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 228 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,880 I AM SO SORRY TO TELL YOU, 229 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,016 BUT THAT STUFF WOULDN'T GET ANYONE PREGNANT. 230 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,118 THOSE LITTLE FELLAS 231 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,875 JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 232 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:08,931 HELLO. 233 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,233 HI. 234 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,401 WHAT KIND OF, UM, POSITIONS 235 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,736 DO YOU HAVE AVAILABLE? 236 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,771 BECAUSE I MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A JOB. 237 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,573 OH, UM, CASHIER. 238 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,741 REALLY? 239 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,741 YEAH. 240 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,110 EXCELLENT. 241 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,012 UM, COULD I HAVE AN APPLICATION? 242 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:23,912 YEAH. 243 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,047 GREAT. 244 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,216 OH, TINA, WHERE IS SHE? 245 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,250 THERE SHE IS. 246 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,418 AH! 247 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,155 YOUR LADYSHIP, PLEASE, DON'T JAR ANYTHING. 248 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,423 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO DISLODGE 249 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,758 IF SHE SITS DOWN TOO HARD, ALICE. 250 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,860 THERE'S NOTHING TO DISLODGE. 251 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,029 SEAN'S SPERM IS LACKLUSTER. 252 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,531 HE HAS LOW MOTILITY. 253 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,098 NO MOTILITY, ACTUALLY. 254 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,600 OH, MY GOD. 255 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,535 YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT BY THE WAY HE FUCKS. 256 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,936 OH, CHRIST, ALICE. 257 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,404 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND 258 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:50,673 BETWEEN DICK AND PUSSY? 259 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,575 AND SPARE US THE GORY BISEXUAL DETAILS, PLEASE. 260 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,942 WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, DANA, 261 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,778 I'M LOOKING FOR THE SAME QUALITIES IN A MAN 262 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:57,780 AS I AM IN A WOMAN. 263 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,214 BIG TITS... 264 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,216 IT EXPLAINS WHY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN PREGNANT 265 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,684 AFTER TRYING FOR SIX MONTHS. 266 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,684 OH, SORRY, TEE. 267 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:03,953 HE WAS THE PERFECT DONOR. 268 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,588 HE WAS THE ONE WHO BETTE WANTED, 269 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,990 BUT MY EGG JUST IMPLANTED, 270 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,458 SO I COULD STILL CONCEIVE 271 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,293 ANY TIME OVER THE NEXT TWO OR THREE DAYS, 272 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,697 SO YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME FIND ANOTHER DONOR. 273 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:15,964 HOLD ON, NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 274 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,666 SEAN'S JISM WAS NO GOOD. 275 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,302 AW. WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE ELSE. 276 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,804 WHO? I'VE GOT TWO DAYS. 277 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,440 WELL, BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US, WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMEONE. 278 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,944 WHAT, HE HAS TO BE HEALTHY, STRONG, CREATIVE, HANDSOME... 279 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,944 ARTISTIC. 280 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,312 THERE'S ALWAYS SHANE. 281 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,481 GUYS... HEY! 282 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,182 YOU KNOW, DO YOU HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME? 283 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,017 LIKE WHAT? 284 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,786 WELL, I WOULDN'T BE SEEN ON THE STREET WITH YOU. 285 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,422 YEAH? 286 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,589 I MEAN, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED, 287 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,790 LIKE, SCREAMS "DYKE." 288 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,191 GOD, DANA... 289 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,393 SORRY, MAN. 290 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,929 LOOK, IF I'M OUTED, I'M SCREWED, ALL RIGHT? 291 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,830 SPONSORS AREN'T CLAMORING TO BE REPPED 292 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,933 BY BIG OLD LEZZIE TENNIS PLAYERS. 293 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,301 NO, NO, NO, LOOK, IT'S COOL. 294 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,436 I TOTALLY DIG THE NEED TO MAKE A LIVING. 295 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,793 I'M MEETING A CLIENT ANYWAY. 296 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,807 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO PICKLE 297 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,009 IN THAT SELF-LOATHING HOMOPHOBIA, I SWEAR. 298 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,644 YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO SHRIVEL 299 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,845 IN THAT SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRIGGISHNESS. 300 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,403 YOU GUYS... 301 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,085 ALL RIGHT, WHO WOULD SQUIRT INTO A JAR 302 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,307 FOR YOU? 303 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,145 HELLO... 304 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,532 WHAT? 305 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,868 YOU ARE JUST SO GAY. 306 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,169 SO GAY. 307 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,538 I KNOW. 308 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,006 I KNOW... 309 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,575 DO YOU, UH... DO YOU KNOW 310 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,046 THE NEIGHBORS NEXT DOOR? 311 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,581 BETTE AND TINA? 312 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,984 YEAH. ARE THEY, UM, LIKE, A COUPLE? 313 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,385 YEAH, THEY ARE. 314 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,387 BECAUSE I SAW THEM HAVING SEX 315 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,755 IN THEIR POOL THIS AFTERNOON. 316 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,423 NO WAY. NOT BETTE AND TINA. 317 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,792 WHAT, THEY DON'T HAVE SEX? 318 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:50,926 NO, PROBABLY THEY DO, 319 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,796 IT'S JUST THAT... 320 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,231 YOU SURE YOU SAW THEM GETTING DOWN? 321 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,901 I SAW THEM GETTING WAY DOWN, TIM. 322 00:15:58,925 --> 00:15:59,902 IS THAT RIGHT? 323 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,903 MM-HMM. 324 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,738 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? 325 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,862 OKAY. 326 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:13,181 THERE WAS THIS GIRL... 327 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,905 WITH SHORT BLACK HAIR... 328 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,622 AND SHE WALKS OUT, 329 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,758 AND SHE TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES 330 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,892 IN, LIKE, TWO SECONDS FLAT. 331 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,893 YEAH? 332 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,216 LIKE THIS? 333 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,198 I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FASTER. 334 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,098 OH, REALLY? 335 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,199 YEAH, I DO. 336 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,201 WE'LL WORK ON THAT. 337 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,201 OKAY. 338 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:37,539 AND THEN THERE WAS, UH, THIS BLONDE GIRL 339 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,974 WHO HAD THESE REALLY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS, 340 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,178 BUT I WASN'T REALLY WATCHING THAT CLOSELY. 341 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:47,550 OH, I THINK YOU WERE WATCHING... 342 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,574 VERY CLOSELY. 343 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,720 WHAT DID THEY DO NEXT? 344 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,721 COME ON. 345 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,490 THE TALL SKINNY ONE 346 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:59,060 TAKES THE BLONDE VAMPY ONE... 347 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:03,632 BACKS HER AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE POOL 348 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,157 AND THEN SHE BEGINS TO FUCK HER. 349 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,536 LIKE THIS? 350 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,106 OH, FUCK... 351 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,145 TRISH... 352 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,214 YOUR BACKSTROKE IS LOOKING MUCH BETTER. 353 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,381 OH, THANKS. 354 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,550 YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD FOR USC. 355 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,818 YOU GUYS GOT 356 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,753 SOME EXTRA STROKE TRAINING SCHEDULED? 357 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,388 YEAH, TOMORROW AFTER PHYSICS, RIGHT? 358 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,322 YEAH. 359 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,323 HEY, DO YOU THINK 360 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,424 THAT YOU COULD MAYBE COME WITH ME 361 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,459 IN THE MORNING TO TALK TO DURST 362 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,993 ABOUT REPEATING MY MIDTERM? 363 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,695 I CAN'T REALLY DO IT IN THE MORNING. 364 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,597 MY GIRLFRIEND JENNY'S IN TOWN. 365 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,900 SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE HER CAR SHOPPING. 366 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,802 OH, SHE'S MOVING HERE? 367 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,138 YUP. SHE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL. 368 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,207 OH. 369 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,543 TRISH... 370 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,777 MAYBE AFTER PRACTICE, 371 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,345 YOU AND I CAN GO TALK TO DURST TOGETHER. 372 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,836 OKAY. 373 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,688 NOW, YOU KNOW 374 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,055 YOU JUST BROKE THAT GIRL'S HEART, RIGHT? 375 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,439 SORRY, MAN, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 376 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,295 OH, MY GOD, IS THAT DANA FAIRBANKS 377 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,030 AT THE PLANET IN WEST HOLLYWOOD? 378 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,264 SHH! SHE DOESN'T WANT HER TENNIS FANS 379 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,455 TO KNOW SHE'S A GAY LADY. 380 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,637 FUNNY. 381 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,939 OKAY, FINE. 382 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,340 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT BUTT WAXING? 383 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,908 WHO HAS HAIR ON THEIR BUTT? 384 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,065 I DON'T KNOW. 385 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,914 AT LEAST I DON'T ANYMORE. 386 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,248 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRIM IT? 387 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,850 LISTEN, YOU GUYS, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE THIS ALL OUT 388 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,018 WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF MY WISDOM. 389 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,085 OH! 390 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,087 BETTE, TINA, GUESS, WHAT? 391 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,188 I HAD A GENIUS IDEA. 392 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,557 I HAVE SOLVED YOUR DONOR PROBLEM. 393 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,126 YOU TWO ARE HAVING A PARTY THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, 394 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,128 AND WE ARE INVITING ALL THE ELIGIBLE MEN WE KNOW. 395 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,929 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL TWO OF THEM. 396 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,800 NO, YEAH. GET THEM ALL TOGETHER AT ONE TIME. 397 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,368 RIGHT, JUST GO FISHING IN THE POND. 398 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,637 GREAT. 399 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,771 GREAT. 400 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,574 I'M LEAVING NOW. 401 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,608 I'M GOING TO CALL YOU ABOUT THAT! 402 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,443 OKAY. 403 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,611 BACK TO MY QUESTION, PLEASE. 404 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,046 OKAY... 405 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,114 TRIMMING IS ESSENTIAL. 406 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,648 YOU KNOW? 407 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,417 YOU JUST DO IT A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU GET LAID. 408 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,481 ASSUMING YOU EVER DO. 409 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,656 WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. 410 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,291 OTHERWISE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE BUSH CONFIDENCE. 411 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,759 IF YOU DON'T HAVE BUSH CONFIDENCE, 412 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,727 YOU WON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR BUSH, 413 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,796 AND YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID. 414 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,986 SO DEAL WITH IT. 415 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,189 OKAY. 416 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,249 DO YOU NEED ANY ROSEMARY? 417 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,651 IT'S KIND OF TAKING OVER MY GARDEN. 418 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,785 OH, HI. 419 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:11,787 DID I SCARE YOU? I'M SORRY. 420 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,821 OH, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 421 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,355 I'M JENNY. 422 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,257 I'M TINA. 423 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,191 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 424 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,059 I WOULD LOVE SOME ROSEMARY. 425 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,083 THANKS. 426 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,497 I HAVE THIS STORY THAT I'VE WRITTEN 427 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,166 CALLED "THUS SPOKE SARAH SHUSTER..." 428 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,134 I FEEL LIKE 429 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,569 THAT'S, LIKE, THE LAST STORY THAT I EVER WANT TO WRITE 430 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,870 ABOUT BEING A STUDENT. 431 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,508 OH, YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER. 432 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,309 I'M ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 433 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,044 I'D LIKE A NEW CAREER. 434 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:36,545 YOU SHOULD DO IT. 435 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,880 YEAH? 436 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,815 MAYBE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS. 437 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,183 RIGHT NOW I'M TRYING TO HAVE A BABY. 438 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,453 REALLY? 439 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,421 BUT TIM SAID THAT YOU AND... BETTE... 440 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,423 YEAH. 441 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,457 WERE A COUPLE. 442 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,458 WE ARE. 443 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,358 OH. 444 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,360 AND I'M TRYING TO GET PREGNANT. 445 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,862 OH, MY GOD, YES. NO. YES. 446 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,996 WELL, EVERYTHING STILL WORKS. 447 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,997 YES. 448 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:56,999 WE CAN STILL HAVE BABIES. 449 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,734 IT'S JUST LIKE... 450 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,335 THERE WAS, LIKE, A MOMENTARY BRAIN LAPSE. 451 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,536 HEY, GUYS. 452 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,605 HEY. 453 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,040 HEY. 454 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,307 GAY DADS GROUP. 455 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,309 OH, MY GOD. 456 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,310 THEY MEET ONCE A WEEK 457 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,311 AT A HOUSE OVER ON OGDEN. 458 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,369 IT'S ALL VERY L.A., HUH? 459 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,784 NO, IT'S NICE. 460 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,174 UM, I SHOULD GO HOME AND WRITE. 461 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,556 OKAY. 462 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,658 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ROSEMARY. 463 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,227 YOU'RE WELCOME. 464 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,661 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT. 465 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:27,662 OH, YEAH? 466 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,231 YOU AND TIM SHOULD COME. 467 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,800 OKAY. I'LL ASK TIM IF HE WANTS TO. 468 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,168 NICE MEETING YOU. 469 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,936 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, JENNY. 470 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,240 BYE. 471 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:00,862 HEY... 472 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,430 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, HUH? 473 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,266 CAN I SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION? 474 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,767 LOOK, I REALLY GOT TO... 475 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:06,768 MA'AM. 476 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,438 OKAY. I... 477 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,461 HANG ON. HANG ON. 478 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,443 YOU KNOW, I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY FIRST PAYING GIG 479 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,467 IN OVER A YEAR. 480 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,723 YOU ARE SO OVERREACTING. 481 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,292 SHE IS OUR FRIEND. 482 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,161 OH! LIKE THAT'S EVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. 483 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,796 LIKE THAT'S EVER STOPPED ANYONE BEFORE. 484 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,830 YOU'RE RIGHT. 485 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:36,832 LESBIANS THINK FRIENDSHIP'S ANOTHER WORD 486 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,856 FOR FOREPLAY. 487 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,670 HELLO. HOW YOU DOING? 488 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,104 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED 489 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,073 THAT EVERY TIME SHANE WALKS INTO A ROOM, 490 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,108 SOMEONE LEAVES CRYING? 491 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,409 SHANE? 492 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,410 YEAH? HEY... 493 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,411 HEY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T CALL ME 494 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:50,445 THE OTHER NIGHT? 495 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,447 I LEFT, LIKE, FIVE MESSAGES. 496 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:55,484 OH. WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T HAD MY CELL PHONE, 497 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:58,487 SO WHEN I GO GET MY CELL PHONE, AND I CHECK MY MESSAGES, 498 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,622 I WILL CALL YOU. 499 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:01,623 ALL RIGHT? 500 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:02,624 IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, THOUGH. 501 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:03,625 MM-HMM. 502 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,115 YOU TAKE CARE. 503 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,929 IT'S JUST WRONG. 504 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,965 YOU JUST CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 505 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,134 YOU HAVE TO TELL SHANE... 506 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,301 THAT THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 507 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,559 OKAY. I'LL TELL HER. 508 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,176 HI. 509 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200 HI. WELCOME. 510 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,517 BETTE, EVERYONE, 511 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,517 I WANT YOU TO MEET 512 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,519 OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS. 513 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,686 THIS IS TIM... 514 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:32,721 OH, HI. OH, AND THIS MUST BE... 515 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,722 JENNY. 516 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,890 NICE TO MEET YOU. BETTE. 517 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,724 AND ALICE PIESZECKI 518 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,958 AND SHANE McCUTCHEON. 519 00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:38,026 NICE TO MEET YOU. 520 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,062 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU DANA FAIRBANKS? 521 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,363 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 522 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,363 DANA FAIRBANKS. 523 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,732 YES. I AM. 524 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,000 I'M A HUGE FAN. 525 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,201 REALLY? 526 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,069 I SAW YOU ALMOST BEAT CAPRIOTI LAST YEAR 527 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,638 AT THE WOMEN'S INVITATIONAL. 528 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,039 GREAT. SHE'S GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE. 529 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,040 OH, GOD, IT'S JUST ONE FAN. 530 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,041 IT'S OKAY. 531 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,077 JENNY, THIS IS DANA FAIRBANKS. 532 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,144 HI. 533 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,345 SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS 534 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,413 ON THE WOMEN'S TENNIS CIRCUIT RIGHT NOW. 535 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,483 THIS IS MY DOUBLES PARTNER, HARRISON LANDY. 536 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,184 UM, HONEY, THIS IS TIM... 537 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,053 TIM. 538 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,088 TIM AND JENNY. 539 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,055 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 540 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,056 JENNY. 541 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,025 NICE TO MEET YOU. 542 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,894 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIELD RESEARCH. 543 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,428 YEAH, THERE'S A SCIENTIST AT THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER 544 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,131 WHO SAYS THAT IF YOUR RING FINGER IS LONGER 545 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,500 THAN YOUR INDEX FINGER, IT MEANS YOU'RE A LESBIAN. 546 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,834 MM-HMM. 547 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,069 YEAH. TOTALLY GAY. 548 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,738 WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT? 549 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,740 OH, MY GOD, LOOK. I'M GAY, TOO. 550 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:25,740 THANK GOD. 551 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,044 OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO LEAVE YOU. 552 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,345 ALICE MAKES THE TEAM, BUT JUST BARELY. 553 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,114 THIS MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL, 554 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,704 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE I MIGHT BE A LESBIAN, TOO. 555 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,853 OH, THAT'S SO WEIRD. 556 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,920 HER INDEX FINGER AND RING FINGER 557 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:41,056 ARE EXACTLY THE SAME LENGTH. 558 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,923 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 559 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,191 MAYBE SHE'S BISEXUAL. 560 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,294 OH, LOOK, THERE'S SIMON BONHAM. 561 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,995 DANA AND HARRISON, CAN YOU MAKE 562 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,764 TIM AND JENNY A DRINK FOR ME? 563 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,098 YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE. 564 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:51,133 UH, DRINKS? KITCHEN? 565 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,568 YEAH. GREAT. 566 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,069 SO TIM, DO YOU PLAY TENNIS? 567 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,971 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A LITTLE ACTION. 568 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,238 OKAY, DRINKS. 569 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,374 UH, ACTUALLY, I'M A SWIM COACH. 570 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,730 OH. 571 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,080 ACCORDING TO OUR COMPUTER, MA'AM, 572 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:07,649 THIS LICENSE WAS REVOKED SIX MONTHS AGO. 573 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,951 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD CALL A TECHNICALITY. 574 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,220 IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL, 575 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:13,922 I SHOULD HAUL YOU DOWNTOWN AND THROW YOU IN JAIL. 576 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,456 I WAS ON MY WAY TO A GIG AT THE ROXY. 577 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,859 YEAH, Y... YOU KNOW IVAN NEVILLE, HE'S ON THE BILL WITH ME. 578 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:18,961 WELL, HE AND I WERE GOING TO CHECK OUT 579 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,161 AN AA MEETING TOGETHER. 580 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,598 IVAN NEVILLE OF THE NEVILLE BROTHERS? 581 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,166 YEAH. 582 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,467 GOD, I LOVE THE NEVILLE BROTHERS. 583 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,335 OH. OH, WE... 584 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,570 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM IN CONCERT? 585 00:25:28,594 --> 00:25:31,106 WELL, ONCE, YEARS AGO. 586 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,342 BACK WHEN I WAS STATIONED IN NEW ORLEANS. 587 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,444 OH... WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON STAGE, 588 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,780 FIVE FEET AWAY 589 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,916 FROM AARON AND HIS BROTHERS, PERFORMING? 590 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:44,219 SAY, LIKE, UH, UH... 591 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,688 A MONTH FROM NOW AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES? 592 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,952 YOU KNOW, I COULD HOOK YOU UP. 593 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,294 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS IS STILL REVOKED. 594 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,651 ALL RIGHT? 595 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,621 AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE CAR. 596 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,369 LIKE A TOUGH 597 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,305 SORT OF TENNIS PLAYER. 598 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,472 NO, I'D NEVER WEAR... 599 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,706 IT'S TOO MASCULINE FOR ME. 600 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,308 I WOULD NEVER WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 601 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,610 I LIKE IT. 602 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:09,644 NO, IT LOOKS GREAT ON HIM, DOESN'T IT? 603 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:10,946 IT'S KIND OF SEXY. 604 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:14,382 WOW. 605 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,784 THIS IS VERY... A VERY INTERESTING PARTY. 606 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:17,919 OH, THAT'S BECAUSE 607 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,888 BETTE'S A BIG ART WORLD LADY, 608 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,356 SO THERE ARE A LOT OF ARTISTS. 609 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,390 YEAH, AND A LOT OF... 610 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,692 LEZZIES? MM-HMM. 611 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:24,826 REALLY? ARE THERE REALLY? 612 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:25,960 YOU KNOW, I HADN'T NOTICED THAT. 613 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,829 YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MISS. 614 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,864 TINA TOLD ME THAT SHE AND BETTE 615 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:30,799 ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING A BABY. 616 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,200 MM-HMM. 617 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,837 OH, THERE'S A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND. 618 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:39,040 THEY EVEN HAD TO CHANGE THAT FAMOUS JOKE. 619 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:41,376 IT USED TO BE, 620 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,211 "WHAT DO LESBIANS BRING ON A SECOND DATE? 621 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,881 A MOVING VAN." 622 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,916 NOW IT'S, 623 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,584 "WHAT DO LESBIANS BRING 624 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,853 ON A SECOND DATE? 625 00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,510 A TURKEY BASTER." 626 00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,961 THAT'S SO FUNNY. 627 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,029 HONEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW 628 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,331 WHY YOU'D KNOW THAT JOKE. 629 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,333 WHO'S HE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH, HUH? 630 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,657 EXCUSE ME. 631 00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:10,671 COMMITMENT FROM YOU. 632 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:12,040 THAT'S REALLY NOT WHAT WE'RE... 633 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,241 EXCUSE ME. HI, I'M SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 634 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,309 EXCUSE ME, SIMON. 635 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,510 WHAT WAS I THINKING, WHAT? 636 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,112 INVITING THOSE GEEKY STRAIGHT PEOPLE. 637 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,047 I'M SORRY. NO OFFENSE. 638 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,615 I MEAN, I'VE GOT TO HANG ON HARRISON ALL NIGHT LONG 639 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,949 LIKE SOME BIG FAT HETERO. 640 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,185 EXCUSE ME, DANA. 641 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,319 WE REALLY LOVE YOU, 642 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:26,755 BUT IT'S NOT OUR CROSS TO BEAR 643 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,122 THAT YOU AND HARRISON HAVE DECIDED 644 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,506 TO MASQUERADE AS OZZIE AND HARRIET. 645 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:32,427 OKAY? 646 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,795 GREAT. THANKS. 647 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,796 SORRY, SIMON. 648 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,264 SO WHAT WAS I SAYING? 649 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,265 COMMITMENT. 650 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,666 OH, RIGHT, COMMITMENT. 651 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,701 WE WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY KIND OF COMMITMENT 652 00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:41,903 FROM YOU, FINANCIAL OR OTHERWISE. 653 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:43,104 I MEAN, REALLY, 654 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,105 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW THE CHILD 655 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,540 IF YOU DIDN'T... 656 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,075 ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE... 657 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,176 I MEAN, WE WOULD LIKE IT 658 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,744 IF OUR DONOR HAD A RELATIONSHIP 659 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:50,812 WITH OUR CHILD. 660 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,247 YEAH, BUT YOU'D HAVE TO SIGN A DONOR CONTRACT 661 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:53,581 RELINQUISHING ALL PARENTAL RIGHTS... 662 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,984 WHOA, BETTE, TINA, SLOW DOWN. 663 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,887 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WASTE YOUR BREATH. 664 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,222 WHAT? 665 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:05,627 I'M TOTALLY FLATTERED, BUT I JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 666 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:08,563 I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIS KID TURNS 17, 667 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:11,499 HIS LIFE'S A COMPLETE MESS, AND HE HATES BOTH OF YOUR GUTS, 668 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,800 AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, 669 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,168 HE'S CAMPED OUT ON MY DOORSTEP 670 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:18,072 ASKING ME TO SAVE HIM FROM HIS MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE? 671 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,096 I CAN'T DO THAT. 672 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:22,511 UM... 673 00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:27,148 BEST FIRST FICTION? 674 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,117 YES. 675 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,052 WOW, ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A MAJOR PRIZE? 676 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,388 UM, I GUESS SO. 677 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:36,212 SO, UH, WHAT'S THE STORY ABOUT? 678 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:41,329 I HAVE THIS, UH, THIS CHARACTER THAT I WRITE ABOUT 679 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,331 THAT'S SORT OF LIKE THIS ALTER EGO, 680 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,467 BUT NOT REALLY, 681 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,468 AND THE STORY'S CALLED 682 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:49,103 "THUS SPOKE SARAH SHUSTER." 683 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:51,706 THAT'S PRETTY BOLD. 684 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,730 I HOPE YOU'RE GOOD. 685 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:56,377 UM, JENNY, THIS IS MARINA. 686 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,712 SHE OWNS THE PLANET. 687 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,713 IT'S A LITTLE CAFE DOWN ON SANTA MONICA... 688 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,349 YEAH, I... I WALKED BY THE OTHER DAY, 689 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,717 BUT IT WAS TOO CROWDED, 690 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,519 SO I DIDN'T GO IN. 691 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,621 IT GETS REALLY CROWDED, THANKS TO ALICE 692 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,044 WHO WROTE ME UP IN HER MAGAZINE. 693 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:11,460 ARE YOU A WRITER? 694 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:12,861 YEAH, FOR L.A. MAGAZINE. 695 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,029 YEAH, MORE OF A JOURNALIST. 696 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,064 LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM YOU. 697 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,699 I DON'T THINK IT'S DIFFERENT... 698 00:29:17,723 --> 00:29:19,133 JENNY JUST WON THIS LITERARY PRIZE, 699 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,502 REALLY BIG, 700 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,170 FOR THE STORY SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT, 701 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,171 "JUST SPOKE" SOMETHING... 702 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:26,174 OH, "THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA." 703 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,208 THAT'S A NIETZSCHE REFERENCE. 704 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:28,443 YEAH. 705 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,011 HAS YOUR STORY BEEN PUBLISHED? 706 00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:31,413 YES. 707 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,315 IT'LL BE IN THE NEXT BEST AMERICAN SHORT STORIES. 708 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,549 RIGHT? 709 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,649 WHICH IS... I DON'T KNOW IF I TOLD YOU, 710 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,419 BUT I WRITE A LOT OF "BEST OF" PIECES. 711 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,154 THAT'S WHERE I DISCOVERED AMY BLOOM. 712 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,555 I READ THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY SHE WROTE 713 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:43,457 CALLED, UM... 714 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:44,515 SILVER WATER. 715 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,361 "COME TO ME." 716 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,597 THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLLECTIONS. 717 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,566 I THINK THAT I'VE PROBABLY READ 718 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,435 EVERYTHING THAT AMY BLOOM HAS EVER WRITTEN. 719 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,873 I'M ABOUT TO START ON THIS "BEST COSMETICS UNDER $100." 720 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,441 OH. 721 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,243 THERE'S SUPPOSEDLY THIS GUY IN CALABASAS 722 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,712 WHO DOES THESE BOTOX INJECTIONS FOR 75 BUCKS A POP. 723 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,247 OH. ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL? 724 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:07,248 HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING 725 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,305 BY ANNE CARSON? 726 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:13,821 "AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF RED..." 727 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,424 "EROS THE BITTERSWEET." 728 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,260 I THINK THOSE BOOKS 729 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,644 PRACTICALLY CHANGED MY LIFE. 730 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,865 WHAT ABOUT YOU. HAVE YOU READ THEM? 731 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:26,267 YES. 732 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,069 WOW! 733 00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,571 YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE 734 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,407 THE COSMO ROMANCE COMPATIBILITY QUIZ. 735 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:38,446 WELL, THIS WOULD BE MY SINGULAR ROMANTIC COMPATIBILITY QUESTION. 736 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,815 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE... 737 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,319 NO, NO, YOUR MOST... 738 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,221 INFLUENTIAL, IMPORTANT, LIFE-ALTERING BOOK 739 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:48,278 OF ALL TIME? 740 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,887 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO ANSWER THAT. 741 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:01,136 WHAT'S YOURS? 742 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,326 I ASKED YOU FIRST. 743 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,807 I HAVE AN IDEA. 744 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:09,177 JENNY, YOU COULD WHISPER YOURS IN THIS EAR, 745 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,912 AND MARINA, YOU WHISPER YOURS IN THIS EAR, 746 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,880 AND I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU'RE COMPATIBLE. 747 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,824 I THINK I ALREADY KNOW. 748 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,325 WHATEVER. 749 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,851 I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE TO GET MARRIED. 750 00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:32,000 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 751 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,691 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 752 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,407 BETTE WAS SET ON AN ARTIST, 753 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,476 BUT SHE SAYS THAT YOU HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE 754 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,244 IN THE WORK THAT YOU SHOW IN YOUR GALLERY. 755 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,245 I DO. 756 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:45,180 AW... YOU SAID THAT? 757 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,647 MM-HMM. 758 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:48,182 I COULDN'T BE MORE FLATTERED. 759 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:51,019 I KNOW YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE WONDERFUL MOTHERS, 760 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,554 AND I BET YOU'LL HAVE GUYS LINING UP AROUND THE BLOCK, 761 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:53,888 BEGGING TO JERK OFF FOR YOU. 762 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,358 ROBIN, ARE YOU SETTING US UP FOR A TURN-DOWN? 763 00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:59,694 BELIEVE ME, IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GUYS. 764 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,162 NO, I HAVE NO RESERVATIONS ABOUT YOU TWO. 765 00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:02,496 IT'S MY OWN GENETIC SHORTCOMINGS, 766 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,231 WHICH I WOULDN'T WANT TO PASS ON TO ANY CHILD. 767 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,502 I MEAN, LOOK HOW BOW-LEGGED I AM. 768 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,070 IT'S A FAMILY TRAIT. 769 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,338 OH, THAT'S CUTE. WE COULD LIVE WITH THAT. 770 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,373 I ALSO CARRY THE GENE FOR BUCK TEETH. 771 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:13,375 MY MOTHER AND MY THREE SISTERS ARE ALL... 772 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:16,032 THERE ARE ALWAYS BRACES. 773 00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:19,547 WE ALSO HAVE A PROPENSITY FOR SHINGLES, 774 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,549 EARLY ONSET MANIC DEPRESSION. 775 00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,050 BOTH TREATABLE. 776 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,618 PREMATURE HAIR LOSS, 777 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:26,887 AMONG THE WOMEN AS WELL AS THE MEN... 778 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:27,889 WE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE... 779 00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:28,956 A WEAVE. 780 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,260 ALSO A HIDEOUS TENDENCY TO DROOL... 781 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,194 OKAY. 782 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,161 WE GET THE PICTURE. 783 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,185 WE GET IT. 784 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:37,499 OKAY. 785 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,800 YUP. 786 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:39,867 THANK YOU. 787 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:40,602 THANKS, ROBIN. 788 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,602 SURE. 789 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,026 SORRY. GOOD LUCK. 790 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:48,810 I'M REALLY SORRY YOU MISSED YOUR GIG. 791 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,678 AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOU CAR? 792 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,547 YEAH. 793 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,049 YEAH, DON'T GO BEATING YOURSELF UP 794 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,171 OVER IT. 795 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,956 YOU ARE ONE DECENT HUMAN BEING, 796 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,393 AND THAT'S RARE IN THIS SOULLESS TOWN. 797 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,395 KEEP IT REAL. 798 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,985 ALL RIGHT. 799 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,503 NO WAY. 800 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:16,971 KIT! HI! 801 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,206 HEY, GIRL, WHAT'S UP? 802 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,207 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 803 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,208 HOW YOU DOING? 804 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,275 COME ON IN. WELCOME. 805 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,800 YEAH, THANKS, GIRL. 806 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,654 HEY. 807 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,956 THERE YOU ARE. 808 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:38,147 I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE WASHROOM. 809 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:45,823 DO YOU WANT TO... 810 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,109 YOU WERE ON THE OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM? 811 00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:29,110 YEAH, I WAS. 812 00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:30,278 THIS IS AMAZING. 813 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:31,679 I HAVE A PROJECT ABOUT COMPETITIVE SWIMMING, 814 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:35,082 BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CRACK THE STORY. 815 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,173 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED? 816 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,556 THERE WAS THIS ONE INCREDIBLY DRAMATIC THING 817 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,692 THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS SWIMMING FOR U OF CHICAGO. 818 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,193 WE HAD THIS ONE GUY ON THE TEAM 819 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,562 THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST SWIMMER... 820 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,964 TIM, TAKE ME HOME. 821 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:50,965 JEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET... 822 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:52,229 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME NOW. 823 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:54,702 EXCUSE ME. 824 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,371 YEAH, SURE. 825 00:34:56,395 --> 00:35:00,408 UM, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY, I... I HAVE TO GO. 826 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,276 IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU. 827 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,633 YEAH, YOU, TOO. THANK YOU. 828 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:08,816 OKAY. IS YOUR SISTER, LIKE, THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH 829 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,840 OR WHAT? 830 00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,760 WHAT'S KIT DOING HERE? 831 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,224 YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE. 832 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,172 JEN, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION. 833 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:32,273 DO YOU WANT TO AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 834 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,409 I FELT WEIRD. 835 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,510 THAT'S PRETTY VAGUE, JEN, 836 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,011 EVEN FOR YOU. 837 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,769 YOU FELT WEIRD. 838 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,193 WHAT ARE YOU... 839 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,395 JEN, COME ON. 840 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,598 WE NEED TO TALK. 841 00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,423 JEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 842 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:04,928 J... 843 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,267 JEN... 844 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,644 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME 845 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:43,978 WHY YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR GIG 846 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,412 AT THE ROXY? 847 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:47,081 WELL, THAT WAS SOMETHING I CAME OVER HERE TO TELL YOU... 848 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,949 BETTE, YOU NEVER TOLD ME 849 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:51,493 THAT KIT PORTER WAS YOUR SISTER. 850 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,621 WOW. 851 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:54,655 MY HALF-SISTER. 852 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:55,657 GUESS WHICH HALF. 853 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,792 THAT IS EXTREMELY COOL. 854 00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,327 JEREMY BLOCK. I SAID HI EARLIER. 855 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:01,663 I SAW YOU PLAY A COUPLE YEARS AGO 856 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,630 AT THE HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT. 857 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,164 YOU... YOU'RE AWESOME. 858 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:05,533 OH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE VERY KIND. 859 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,801 NO, REALLY. 860 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,802 WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER THE SOUNDTRACK 861 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:08,803 TO A PICTURE I'M PRODUCING. 862 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,037 WE'RE WORKING 863 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,140 WITH A BUNCH OF CLASSIC JAZZ AND BLUES LADIES, 864 00:37:12,164 --> 00:37:13,941 AND I GUARANTEE HE WILL COMPLETELY DIG YOU. 865 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,111 WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO GET INTO SOMETHING, HERE, 866 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,279 WITH MY BABY SISTER... 867 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:19,280 I'M SURE IT CAN WAIT. 868 00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:20,514 I'VE GOT A HOUSE FULL OF PEOPLE. 869 00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:21,849 WELL, COME ON. 870 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:22,850 THE PARTY'S IN THE BACK ROOM 871 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:24,154 AT LES DEUX. 872 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,520 ARE YOU SURE? 873 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,012 IT'S A POTENTIAL GIG. YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO. 874 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,794 OKAY. 875 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,395 YEAH, WELL, HEY, 876 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,397 WHY DON'T I RIDE WITH YOU? 877 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:37,421 SURE. 878 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:14,434 WHAT AN EGO BRUISER. 879 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,238 THREE TURN-DOWNS IN ONE NIGHT. 880 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:18,572 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR PITCH? 881 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,675 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GUYS. 882 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:24,478 YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S THE NEW MALE. 883 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:26,046 WHAT? 884 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,081 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEN? 885 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,683 I MEAN, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN WITH A MAN. 886 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,084 WELL, THE NEW MALE IS MORE SPIRITUAL 887 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,085 THAN THE OLD MALE. 888 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,720 YOU KNOW, HE SEES HIS SPERM 889 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,788 AS AN EXTENSION OF HIS INNER BEING. 890 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,258 WHEREAS THE OLD MALE SHOT INTO ANY FEMALE 891 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:39,159 WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN, 892 00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:42,162 THE NEW MALE TOTALLY CARES WHAT BECOMES OF HIS SEED. 893 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:44,932 OH, MY GOD, IT'S YODA. 894 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,133 YEAH, THEY TEACH THAT AT HAIRDRESSER SCHOOL, 895 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,235 BY THE WAY. 896 00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:48,602 WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. 897 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:50,838 WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GET ALL SENSITIVE ON US 898 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,273 JUST WHEN WE NEEDED THEM 899 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,617 TO KEEP ON BEING THE SAME OLD ASSHOLES? 900 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,444 I DON'T KNOW. 901 00:38:57,468 --> 00:38:59,346 ALL RIGHT. 902 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,581 YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GO. 903 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:01,605 DON'T GO. 904 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,773 GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS. 905 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,488 BYE. 906 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,677 BYE. 907 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,563 SHE'S TOTALLY GOING HOME WITH THAT GIRL. 908 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,964 I'M SORRY. 909 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,966 OH, MY GOD. GET OFF OF ME. 910 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,034 HARRISON, THE PARTY'S OVER. 911 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,001 WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING GAY. 912 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,102 I'VE GOT TO GO. 913 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,905 YOU GUYS NEED HELP CLEANING UP? 914 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,040 WE GOT IT. 915 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,242 YEAH, SONIA'S COMING IN TOMORROW. 916 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,278 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS. 917 00:39:30,302 --> 00:39:31,813 GOOD NIGHT. 918 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,414 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 919 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,415 BYE-BYE. 920 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:35,416 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 921 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,639 GOOD NIGHT. 922 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,338 OH, SHIT. 923 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:01,331 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT HERE? 924 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,580 I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 925 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,015 YOU WERE TOTALLY OUT. 926 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:12,019 YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY WORE ME OUT. 927 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:17,157 I CAME OUT HERE AROUND 3:00... 928 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:19,226 IN THE MORNING, 929 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,396 AND THEN I STARTED TO WRITE, 930 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,066 AND THAT WAS SO SCARY. 931 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,036 IT'S A WHOLE NEW PLACE, JEN. 932 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,237 IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU AWHILE 933 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,606 TO FIND YOUR GROOVE. 934 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,563 YEAH. 935 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,147 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER TOLD ME 936 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,850 WHY YOU WERE SO UPSET LAST NIGHT. 937 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:45,953 UM... 938 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:49,790 BECAUSE I WAS JUST A LITTLE DRUNK. 939 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,993 I HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN YOUR NIGHT. 940 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,661 NO, I THINK IT TURNED OUT 941 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:54,728 PRETTY WELL. 942 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:55,730 OKAY. 943 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:56,730 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 944 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:57,834 YEAH. 945 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,375 OKAY, EVERYBODY, 946 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,244 LET'S GET THOSE BUTTS UP OUT OF THE SADDLE 947 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,548 AND GET ON THE ROAD. 948 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,550 THAT FUCKING PARTY MADE ME SO DEPRESSED. 949 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:17,652 WE HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE MONTH 950 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,919 BEFORE ANOTHER INSEMINATION. 951 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:21,303 AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMEBODY TO WAIT WITH. 952 00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:23,824 AT LEAST THERE'S SOMEBODY IN BED NEXT TO YOU 953 00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:25,259 WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW? 954 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:29,563 NOW, EVERYONE, DROP YOUR HEADS, 955 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:32,666 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SET YOUR INTENTIONS. 956 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,669 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 957 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,437 TO GOSSIP WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 958 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:38,272 TO CHANGE YOUR BODY? 959 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:41,809 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THE NEXT 40 MINUTES? 960 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,143 A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR SPECTACULAR TITS 961 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,144 WOULD BE NICE. 962 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,245 SO GO FOR IT. 963 00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:46,380 NO! 964 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,248 BESIDES, SHE'S STRAIGHT. 965 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:49,517 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 966 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,719 BECAUSE I'M SO ATTRACTED TO HER. 967 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:52,987 EVERY TIME I'M ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY, 968 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,321 SHE'S EITHER UNAVAILABLE 969 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:54,822 OR STRAIGHT. 970 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,111 DANA! 971 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,645 JENNY! 972 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:18,645 HEY. 973 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,414 HEY, ARE YOU HERE BY YOURSELF? 974 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,383 YEAH. I AM BY MYSELF, 975 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:23,483 BUT I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A SANDWICH. 976 00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:25,652 OH, NO, WE'VE GOT A TABLE. 977 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:26,654 COME SIT WITH US. 978 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,456 OKAY. OKAY. 979 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,525 THIS INSTRUCTOR RECOMMENDED THIS WORKSHOP 980 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:35,396 CALLED ALL WRITE, W-R-I-T-E... 981 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,763 AND THIS INSTRUCTOR MEETS WITH YOU 982 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:38,999 AND DOES THIS THING CALLED BODYWORK, 983 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:39,967 YOU KNOW, TO HELP YOU GET IN TOUCH 984 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,469 WITH YOUR INNER VOICE, 985 00:42:41,493 --> 00:42:42,469 WHICH I THOUGHT WAS WEIRD. 986 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:44,772 HEY... 987 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,540 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY MAGAZINE, 988 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,442 BECAUSE WE SOMETIMES DO THESE RESOURCE LISTS 989 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:49,710 FOR THE CREATIVE COMMUNITY. 990 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,878 OH, OKAY. 991 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,180 OR, YOU KNOW, UCLA MIGHT BE YOUR BEST BET. 992 00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:55,916 NO. I DON'T WANT TO... 993 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,050 I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 994 00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,187 MARINA HAS A READING GROUP. 995 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,021 YOU GUYS MET THE OTHER NIGHT. 996 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:02,022 HI, JENNY. 997 00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:03,079 HEY... 998 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:07,891 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PLANET? 999 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,297 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1000 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:13,067 IT'S NICE. 1001 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,869 YOU WANT TO COME TO MY READING GROUP? 1002 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:16,070 YES. 1003 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,839 THAT MEANS I CAN READ ONE OF YOUR STORIES. 1004 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:20,708 YOU CAN READ ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1005 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:21,875 YOU KNOW, ANYTHING. 1006 00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:23,043 OH, SHIT. 1007 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,911 OH, GOD, IT'S LATE. 1008 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,247 YOU KNOW, I, UH, I'M STARTING A NEW TOUR, 1009 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,749 SO I SHOULD GO PRACTICE. 1010 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,051 I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOU GUYS OUT. 1011 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,053 JENNY, GOOD LUCK. 1012 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:33,587 YES. THANK YOU. 1013 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,389 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. 1014 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:36,757 BYE, ALICE. 1015 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:38,058 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU'LL BE OKAY? 1016 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,726 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 1017 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,883 OF COURSE SHE'S OKAY. 1018 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:44,565 YOU'RE OKAY, RIGHT? 1019 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:46,066 NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 1020 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,534 I, UH... 1021 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:48,736 I HOPE I DIDN'T UPSET YOU THE OTHER NIGHT... 1022 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,804 NO... 1023 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,173 YOU DIDN'T UPSET ME. 1024 00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:54,407 I JUST, UH, I CAME HERE 1025 00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:57,967 TO SAY THAT I'M NOT... 1026 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:01,515 I'M NOT... 1027 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:03,272 A BIG COFFEE DRINKER? 1028 00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:11,125 I HAVE TO GO. 1029 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,292 I HAVE TO GO. 1030 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,795 TIM IS GOING TO BE HOME AT 5:00. 1031 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,297 SO... 1032 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,887 IT... IT'S ONLY 2:00. 1033 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,803 SO I NEED... 1034 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,972 DON'T GET SO UPSET. -00. 1035 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,406 I KNOW, BUT I NEED TO BE THERE... 1036 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:30,210 WHEN HE CALLS, OKAY? 1037 00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:31,745 OKAY. 1038 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:32,929 I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR. 1039 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,349 OKAY. 1040 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:36,350 YEAH? 1041 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:37,374 YEAH. 1042 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,556 THANK YOU. 1043 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:43,557 FOR WHAT? 1044 00:44:43,581 --> 00:44:45,414 TURNING YOU INTO A SPEED FREAK? 1045 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,396 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1046 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,430 YES. 1047 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,267 I MEAN, THIS IS TIM'S CAR. 1048 00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:55,469 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 1049 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:57,404 A MUSCLE CAR. 1050 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,439 IT'S SEXY. 1051 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:00,774 ARE YOU BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT? 1052 00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:02,932 DO YOU WANT TO COME TO RADAR? 1053 00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:05,612 WHAT'S RADAR? 1054 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:08,915 IT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT WE DO HERE ON TUESDAYS. 1055 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:10,817 RIGHT. 1056 00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:11,841 UM... 1057 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,613 NO, THANK YOU. 1058 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:20,116 OKAY. 1059 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:26,133 CALL ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 1060 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,523 OKAY. 1061 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,712 I COULD DO THIS. YES. 1062 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,114 AND YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE CONCEPT 1063 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:42,582 OF BRINGING A CHILD INTO THE WORLD 1064 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:44,217 AND HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO SAY 1065 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,154 AS TO HOW HE OR SHE IS RAISED? 1066 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,190 I MUST HAVE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1067 00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:50,157 NOW, WHY WOULD I HAVE A PROBLEM 1068 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:51,925 WITH THIS ONE? 1069 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,461 I WILL SIGN THE DONOR'S CONTRACT NOW. 1070 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,729 JEAN PAUL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE 1071 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,163 OR ANYTHING, 1072 00:45:57,187 --> 00:46:00,568 BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY, UH, MEDICAL PROBLEMS, 1073 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:04,171 ANY HISTORY OF FAMILY ILLNESSES, OR... 1074 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,272 HEALTH IS EXCELLENT 1075 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:06,873 IN THE CHAMOIS FAMILY. 1076 00:46:06,897 --> 00:46:08,341 JEAN PAUL, I KNOW YOU SAY 1077 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:09,643 THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THIS, 1078 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:10,911 BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE. 1079 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,401 WHERE IS THIS CONTRACT? 1080 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,590 MM-HMM, AND WHEN WE DO THIS? 1081 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,326 WHEN TINA'S NEXT OVULATING. 1082 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,062 YOU WANT TO DO THIS HERE IN MY BED? 1083 00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:30,430 BON. BON. 1084 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:33,767 OR YOU WANT ME TO COME TO YOU? 1085 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:34,467 UH... 1086 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:35,435 UM... 1087 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,371 WHEREVER YOU WANT. 1088 00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:39,907 WE'LL GIVE YOU A STERILE CUP. 1089 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:41,074 I MEAN, OR IF YOU PREFER, 1090 00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:42,643 IF YOU NEED YOUR PRIVACY, 1091 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:44,278 I CAN COME BACK LATER AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED 1092 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,212 AND PICK IT UP. 1093 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,181 CUP? 1094 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:48,282 WHAT IS THIS CUP? 1095 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,384 OH, IT'S A SPECIMEN CUP. 1096 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,186 YOU EJACULATE INTO IT. 1097 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,521 OH, NO, NO, NO, WE DON'T DO THAT WAY. 1098 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:56,556 WE DO AS A MAN AND A WOMAN. 1099 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,892 OH, JEAN PAUL, I'M SORRY, 1100 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:01,528 I JUST THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT... 1101 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,030 DO YOU WANT IT TO BE ALL THREE? 1102 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,098 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FINE. 1103 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:05,666 IT IS GOING TO BE YOUR BABY, TOO. 1104 00:47:05,690 --> 00:47:06,900 NO. 1105 00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,468 NO? JUST ME AND HER THEN. BON. 1106 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:11,638 JEAN PAUL, NOT ONLY ARE WE MONOGAMOUS, 1107 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,073 WE DON'T SLEEP WITH MEN. 1108 00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,775 BUT TO HAVE A BABY, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. 1109 00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:19,413 IT'S JUST NOT AN OPTION FOR US, OKAY? 1110 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:22,582 BUT FOR ME, IT IS THE ONLY OPTION. 1111 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:24,318 AN OBLIGATION. 1112 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,053 I COULD NOT BRING A BABY INTO THIS WORLD 1113 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:29,590 WHO WAS NOT CONCEIVED THROUGH THE PASSIONATE... 1114 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:30,624 MM, MM... 1115 00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:33,449 BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. 1116 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,500 HEY! 1117 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,170 THE PENIS. THE PUSSY. THE BABY. 1118 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,171 YOU KNOW? 1119 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:47,507 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 1120 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,598 ZE PENIS, ZE PUSSY, ZE BABY? 1121 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:53,602 OH, GOD, I SWEAR... 1122 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,983 COME ON, TEE, IT'S FUNNY. 1123 00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:59,442 I'M SORRY, I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY. 1124 00:48:01,678 --> 00:48:03,056 WELL, TRY. 1125 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,257 IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR 1126 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:05,159 ABOUT THESE THINGS. 1127 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:06,526 OH, WELL, I GUESS 1128 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,750 YOU'LL JUST TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR THE BOTH OF US. 1129 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,223 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 1130 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:17,940 WHAT? WHAT AM I DOING? 1131 00:48:34,979 --> 00:48:36,123 WE'VE GOT MARY AND WE'VE GOT TRISH 1132 00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:37,390 AND I THINK WE... 1133 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,392 HEY, RANDY. 1134 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,392 HEY. 1135 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,394 HEY. 1136 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,029 WOW. YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1137 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,064 THANKS. 1138 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,332 DAMN. 1139 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,199 I THINK I'M GOING TO DITCH RANDY 1140 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:47,334 AND TAKE YOU OUT MYSELF. 1141 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:48,368 DO YOU WANT TO COME? 1142 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:49,436 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT 1143 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:50,537 A SHITLOAD OF WORK TO DO, 1144 00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:52,739 BUT YOU DO LOOK GREAT. 1145 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:53,740 THANK YOU. 1146 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,276 I'M NOT GOING TO BE LATE. 1147 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,510 OKAY. 1148 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,133 OKAY. 1149 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,503 GOOD-BYE. 1150 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:05,619 BYE, RANDY. 1151 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,075 GOODNIGHT. 1152 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:12,859 WHERE'S SHE OFF TO 1153 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:14,461 ALL DOLLED UP LIKE THAT? 1154 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,929 UH, THE PLANET. 1155 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,999 THEY'RE HAVING SOME KIND OF SPECIAL PARTY OR SOMETHING. 1156 00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:20,300 AND YOU'RE LETTING HER GO ALONE? 1157 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:21,768 I'M MAKING HER GO. 1158 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,170 SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE. 1159 00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:26,594 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW IT, BUT SHE'S KIND OF A RECLUSE. 1160 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:31,778 UH... 1161 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,635 HI. 1162 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:36,749 HELLO, JENNY. 1163 00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:38,451 UH... 1164 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:39,786 IT'S ALL WOMEN. 1165 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,521 OH, YEAH, RADAR IS A WOMEN'S PARTY. 1166 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:42,978 SORRY. SORRY. 1167 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,560 THAT'S THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1168 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:47,894 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1169 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:49,818 HOT. SO HOT. 1170 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:52,766 HI. 1171 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,134 HI, JENNY. 1172 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:55,769 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING OUT TONIGHT. 1173 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:56,804 YEAH, MARINA INVITED ME. 1174 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,105 HEY, HEY. 1175 00:49:58,129 --> 00:49:58,972 HELLO. 1176 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,907 I THOUGHT SHE'D LIKE RADAR. 1177 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,410 BETTE'S SISTER KIT 1178 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:04,878 DOES A POETRY NIGHT. 1179 00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:06,579 I THINK YOU'D ENJOY IT. 1180 00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:07,281 UM... 1181 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:08,448 WHERE IS BETTE? 1182 00:50:08,472 --> 00:50:10,632 SHE'S AT WORK. THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING. 1183 00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:12,568 OH, MY GOD, THERE ARE SO MANY HOT GIRLS HERE. 1184 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:15,489 HI. 1185 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,590 HI. 1186 00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:17,657 HOW ARE YOU? 1187 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,015 GOOD. 1188 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,300 I'M GOING TO GO PLAY POOL, 1189 00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:29,403 SO SEE YOU ALL LATER. 1190 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,071 YOU SHOULD HAVE HIT ON HER 1191 00:50:31,095 --> 00:50:32,272 WHEN WE FIRST CAME IN. 1192 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,573 I DON'T GET IT. 1193 00:50:33,597 --> 00:50:36,343 I MEAN, WHAT DOES SHANE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? 1194 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,910 IT HAS TO DO WITH HER ATTITUDE. 1195 00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:39,313 I'VE GOT ATTITUDE. 1196 00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:40,814 IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S SO WITHHOLDING. 1197 00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:42,148 NO. 1198 00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:43,516 IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S SO CONFIDENT. 1199 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,918 NO, IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S STUPID, 1200 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,320 AND STUPID PEOPLE ARE TOO DUMB TO BE INSECURE. 1201 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,021 DANA, SHE'S YOUR FRIEND. 1202 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,456 IT'S CONFIDENCE, OKAY? 1203 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,591 I'M TELLING YOU. 1204 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:51,825 AND IT'S BECAUSE OF HER NIPPLES. 1205 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:52,992 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S BECAUSE OF HER NIPPLES? 1206 00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:54,027 SHE HAS THE BEST NIPPLES IN TOWN, 1207 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,028 AND SHE KNOWS IT. 1208 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,429 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 1209 00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:57,631 SHE HAS NIPPLE CONFIDENCE. 1210 00:50:57,655 --> 00:50:58,798 THEY ARE NICE. 1211 00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:00,067 YEAH, THEY'RE SMALL 1212 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,334 AND THEY'RE PERFECTLY FORMED. 1213 00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,304 I WONDER IF I COULD SELL A STORY ON L.A.'S BEST NIPPLES. 1214 00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:05,472 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, RIGHT? 1215 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:08,809 I THINK I'LL JUST WANDER AROUND FOR A BIT. 1216 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:09,709 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1217 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,033 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 1218 00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:26,915 HI, THERE. 1219 00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:30,252 NO, THANK YOU. 1220 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,883 THE TOTAL IS... 1221 00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:51,985 $77.83, SO I GIVE YOU THE CARD... 1222 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:55,511 HERE, AND I HAVE TO DO THIS... 1223 00:51:59,317 --> 00:52:02,529 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SIGN IT. 1224 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,598 THANK YOU. 1225 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:05,865 THANKS, GUYS. 1226 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:07,266 HAVE A NICE DAY. 1227 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:08,302 OKAY, WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS? 1228 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,335 I'LL DO THAT. 1229 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:10,237 OKAY. 1230 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,304 SO DO YOU LIKE 1231 00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,339 LIVING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? 1232 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,840 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 1233 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:15,375 IT'S OKAY, I GUESS. 1234 00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:17,010 YOU DON'T MIND THAT THERE ARE 1235 00:52:17,034 --> 00:52:18,444 A LOT OF HOMOS AND STUFF AROUND? 1236 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,246 WHAT? 1237 00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:21,448 DON'T GET ME WRONG. 1238 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,616 THEY SEEM PRETTY COOL TO ME, 1239 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,250 BUT AREN'T THEY ALWAYS, LIKE, 1240 00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:25,419 CHECKING OUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND STUFF? 1241 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:28,221 NO. 1242 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:29,456 CUSTOMER. 1243 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,825 OH, MY GOD. 1244 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,249 PAGE ME IF YOU NEED HELP. 1245 00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:37,630 COME ON. 1246 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:38,920 I WANT TO SEE YOU CHECK ME OUT. 1247 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,024 OKAY. 1248 00:52:44,461 --> 00:52:46,272 I'M SORRY... 1249 00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:47,774 ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1250 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:49,443 I SHOULD HAVE... 1251 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,545 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT LIKE THAT. 1252 00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:53,813 I FEEL REALLY SILLY. 1253 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,349 I FEEL REALLY, REALLY SILLY, 1254 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:57,450 AND I THINK I KIND OF FREAKED OUT, 1255 00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:00,620 AND NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A GAY BAR, OKAY? 1256 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:03,356 BUT BECAUSE I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA 1257 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,692 WHAT I WAS DOING THERE, YOU KNOW? 1258 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:08,061 OKAY, UM... 1259 00:53:08,085 --> 00:53:11,064 THE TOTAL IS $54.05. 1260 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:13,400 I HOPE THEY OVERPAY THEIR EMPLOYEES 1261 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:14,801 AS MUCH AS THEY 1262 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,092 OVERCHARGE THEIR CUSTOMERS. 1263 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:21,175 DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY READING GROUP? 1264 00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:23,210 IT'S ONE WEEK FROM MONDAY. 1265 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:25,845 I DON'T KNOW. 1266 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:30,116 I HAVE TO CHECK WITH TIM. 1267 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,673 THERE YOU GO. 1268 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:35,021 UM, MARINA... 1269 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:38,025 IS YOUR READING GROUP A GAY GROUP? 1270 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,760 NO. 1271 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:42,784 THERE ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. 1272 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:49,124 YOU LOOK CUTE WITH THE LITTLE APRON ON. 1273 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:59,612 OH. YES. OKAY. 1274 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:02,282 I'M SORRY. 1275 00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:03,350 WE GET TOGETHER ONCE A MONTH. 1276 00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:04,417 FIVE COUPLES. 1277 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,452 $50 PER COUPLE IS OUR LIMIT. 1278 00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:06,519 REALLY? 1279 00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:07,821 JENNY AND I BELONGED TO A GAME 1280 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,189 BACK IN CHICAGO. 1281 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,158 SHE'S NOT A VERY GOOD CHEATER, THOUGH. 1282 00:54:11,182 --> 00:54:12,191 I AM NOT A CHEATER. 1283 00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:13,393 EXCUSE ME? 1284 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,728 I AM NOT A CHEATER. 1285 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,429 TIM LIKES TO SAY THAT I'M A CHEATER, 1286 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:19,131 BECAUSE TIM IS ALWAYS LOSING, 1287 00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:20,834 RIGHT, TIM? 1288 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,469 COME ON, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1289 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:23,637 NOT NEVER, ANYWAY. 1290 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,806 ONCE I WENT OUT UP THREE WHOLE DOLLARS. 1291 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:27,340 YOU GUYS SHOULD COME TOMORROW NIGHT. 1292 00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:28,608 WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE ROOM FOR ANOTHER COUPLE, 1293 00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:29,643 RIGHT? 1294 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,445 COOL. 1295 00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:33,046 WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS START? 1296 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,781 UM, I CAN'T. 1297 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,549 I HAVE THAT BOOK CLUB THING. 1298 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:38,117 SO JUST CALL AND CANCEL. 1299 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:39,119 I MEAN, THIS WILL BE FUN. 1300 00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:41,355 MAYBE WE CAN BECOME REGULARS. 1301 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,422 I COMMITTED. 1302 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:43,790 SO UN-COMMIT. 1303 00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:44,991 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 1304 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,093 BECAUSE IT'S ONLY ONCE A MONTH, 1305 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,517 AND I'VE BEEN REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 1306 00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:53,967 OH, GOD, YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CANCEL? 1307 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:55,335 NO. 1308 00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:57,103 GO ON. 1309 00:54:57,127 --> 00:55:00,206 UM, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 1310 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,575 JUST KEEP US IN MIND, THOUGH. 1311 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,031 SURE, MAN. 1312 00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:08,749 HEY. 1313 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:10,016 HEY. 1314 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HANGING THE SHOW. 1315 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,488 ANNIE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 1316 00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:17,056 I THOUGHT WE COULD SPEND 1317 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,925 THE REST OF THE EVENING TOGETHER. 1318 00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:20,093 OH. 1319 00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:21,828 I NEED EXERCISE. 1320 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:24,452 I'M FEELING A LITTLE TENSE. 1321 00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:28,368 FINE. 1322 00:55:28,392 --> 00:55:30,312 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST. 1323 00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:33,761 YEAH. 1324 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,418 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1325 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:45,986 THAT CAROLYN SEE IS IN YOUR GROUP. 1326 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,086 I KNOW. 1327 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:49,756 A GREAT MIND IS SUCH A TURN-ON. 1328 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,591 I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAME. 1329 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,693 I FEEL VERY, VERY INSPIRED TONIGHT. 1330 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:55,562 GOOD, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 1331 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:56,729 YES. 1332 00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:57,797 MAYBE NEXT TIME 1333 00:55:57,821 --> 00:55:58,965 YOU'LL READ ONE OF YOUR STORIES. 1334 00:55:58,989 --> 00:56:00,199 NO. 1335 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:01,503 WHY NOT? 1336 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:04,905 BECAUSE... 1337 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,006 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO 1338 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,311 ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO. 1339 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,114 TINA. HI. 1340 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:16,382 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1341 00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:19,586 I'M JUST EXORCISING SOME DEMONS. 1342 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,254 YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. 1343 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:22,522 I DO? 1344 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,557 YEAH. 1345 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:24,691 YOU'RE GETTING GREAT DEFINITION 1346 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:25,925 RIGHT HERE. 1347 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:27,426 YOUR LATISSIMUS DORSI. 1348 00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:28,929 THEY'RE REALLY STARTING TO POP. 1349 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:30,797 ARE YOU GETTING A GOOD STRETCH 1350 00:56:30,821 --> 00:56:32,332 IN YOUR HIP FLEXORS? 1351 00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:34,834 I'VE GOT TO GO. 1352 00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:38,038 BETTE CAME HOME JUST TO BE WITH ME. 1353 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,862 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1354 00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:46,312 TINA... 1355 00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:48,314 I'M STARTING TO SEE SOME PRIVATE CLIENTS 1356 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:49,416 VERY SELECTIVELY. 1357 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,684 LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 1358 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,051 YEAH. 1359 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,476 I WILL. 1360 00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:01,661 GOODNIGHT. 1361 00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:02,662 GOODNIGHT. 1362 00:57:02,686 --> 00:57:05,064 I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME. 1363 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:07,734 GOOD. I'M GLAD. 1364 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,925 HAVE SWEET DREAMS. 1365 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:04,924 LOOK, IF YOU REALLY WANT 1366 00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:06,125 TO GO BACK TO DAN FOXWORTHY, 1367 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,694 THAT'S FINE BY ME. 1368 00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:09,296 I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. 1369 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,731 TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE FREE. 1370 00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:15,468 JUST MAKE THE APPOINTMENT AND TELL ME WHEN IT IS. 1371 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,870 TOMORROW AT 3:15. 1372 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,938 I WAS GOING TO SEE HIM BY MYSELF, 1373 00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:21,129 BUT I'D RATHER YOU COME WITH ME. 1374 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,289 TO JENNY BEING IN L.A. 1375 00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:38,280 THANK YOU. 1376 00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:44,664 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 1377 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,600 I MISSED YOU A LOT. 1378 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:48,190 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 1379 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:51,537 AREN'T THEY CUTE? 1380 00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:53,228 ADORABLE. 1381 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:57,510 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1382 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,878 LET'S ORDER. 1383 00:58:58,902 --> 00:58:59,946 ALL RIGHT. 1384 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:02,938 ARE YOU GUYS STILL FIGHTING? 1385 00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:07,987 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN. 1386 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:09,522 CAN YOU JUST GET THEM TO GRILL IT? 1387 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,557 MY WIFE DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK I NEED ALL THAT BREADING. 1388 00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:11,924 YOU DON'T. 1389 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,292 HE DOESN'T. 1390 00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:15,027 YOU'RE GETTING A PAUNCH. 1391 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,330 OOH. 1392 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,953 HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1393 00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:25,705 HI. 1394 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:27,973 OH, MAN. 1395 00:59:27,997 --> 00:59:29,175 THAT GIRL IS SO HOT. 1396 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,310 SHE DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE SHE'S GAY. 1397 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,343 RANDY. 1398 00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:32,345 WHAT? 1399 00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:33,346 MARINA'S NOT GAY, IS SHE? 1400 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,949 I HAVE NO IDEA. 1401 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:37,550 I THINK SHE'S WITH THAT BLONDE WITH THE CUTE HAIRCUT. 1402 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,352 YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE? 1403 00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,853 CUTE. 1404 00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:42,022 NOW, I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HER. 1405 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,022 I JUST SAID SHE'S... 1406 00:59:43,046 --> 00:59:44,356 WELL, I... 1407 00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,492 I LIKE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A ROCK STAR. 1408 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:47,861 IF I HAD TO BE WITH A WOMAN, 1409 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,551 I THINK SHE'D BE MY TYPE. 1410 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,130 I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. 1411 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:06,034 WINE'S NOT BAD, HUH? 1412 01:00:12,876 --> 01:00:15,588 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1413 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:16,889 THE SAME THING YOU'RE DOING HERE, 1414 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:18,257 I IMAGINE. 1415 01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:20,293 WELL, I'M FINDING IT VERY DISTRACTING. 1416 01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:22,283 DO YOU? 1417 01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,826 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1418 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,100 STOP IT. 1419 01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:42,270 I HAVE TO GO. 1420 01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:50,924 HEY. 1421 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,188 STOPPED AT THE PLANET, GOT YOU A CUP OF COFFEE. 1422 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:57,497 "SHE DRIFTED ACROSS THE EXPANSE, 1423 01:00:57,521 --> 01:00:59,465 "LIFTED THE FIRST VEIL. 1424 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,821 THE AIR ITSELF..." 1425 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:41,263 I'M SORRY. 1426 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:45,900 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1427 01:01:48,104 --> 01:01:50,916 I'M JUST A LITTLE TENSE. 1428 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,285 YOU GO OFF TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY 1429 01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:55,321 AND YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE DEAL WORKED OUT. 1430 01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:57,412 AND, UM... 1431 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,552 I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT I'M DOING IN L.A. 1432 01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:08,467 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING WELL. 1433 01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:10,169 I MEAN, YOU'RE WRITING. 1434 01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:13,506 YOU'RE WORKING, A JOB THAT YOU WANTED, 1435 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:15,441 AND YOU EVEN MADE A FEW NEW FRIENDS, RIGHT? 1436 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:16,643 I JUST FEEL 1437 01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:18,677 LIKE IT'S KIND OF A LITTLE SCARY RIGHT NOW. 1438 01:02:18,701 --> 01:02:21,714 FEELING A BIT, UM... 1439 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,983 OVERWHELMED. 1440 01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,185 DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME. 1441 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:28,220 I'M NOT THE ENEMY. 1442 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,578 I KNOW. 1443 01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:39,098 I KNOW. 1444 01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:44,058 YOU COULDN'T BE MORE SUPPORTIVE OF ME. 1445 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,033 YOU WANT TO GET THAT? 1446 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:04,691 HELLO? 1447 01:03:04,715 --> 01:03:07,493 HI. 1448 01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:09,328 UH... 1449 01:03:09,352 --> 01:03:11,363 YEAH. HOW ARE YOU? 1450 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:13,499 OH, OKAY. 1451 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,435 YES, NO PROBLEM. 1452 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:20,239 OKAY. OKAY. 1453 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:22,775 BYE. 1454 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,244 UM... 1455 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:26,379 THAT WAS, UH... 1456 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:27,813 THAT WAS MARINA. 1457 01:03:27,837 --> 01:03:30,049 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE DINNER ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 1458 01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:31,584 WE DON'T HAVE PLANS, 1459 01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:32,786 DO WE? 1460 01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:35,254 BECAUSE IF WE DO, I CAN RESCHEDULE THEM. 1461 01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:37,590 NO, GO AHEAD. FINE. 1462 01:03:37,614 --> 01:03:38,690 WE WERE JUST GOING TO GET TOGETHER 1463 01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:42,061 AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BOOK CLUB... 1464 01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,796 BUT, TIM, I THINK I SHOULD CALL HER BACK 1465 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,331 AND TELL HER THAT YOU AND I 1466 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,899 NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 1467 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:49,101 JENNY... 1468 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,237 I HAVE A BASKETBALL GAME WITH THE DEPARTMENT HEADS 1469 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,505 SATURDAY NIGHT. 1470 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:54,140 GO. HAVE DINNER WITH MARINA. 1471 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,174 IT'S FINE. 1472 01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:57,598 OKAY. 1473 01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:05,673 THANK YOU. 1474 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:16,629 SHE SAID SHE WAS COMING. 1475 01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:19,299 IT WAS KIND OF LAST MINUTE, THOUGH. 1476 01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:21,934 SO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT NOT BE SHOWING UP? 1477 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,636 I DON'T KNOW. 1478 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:27,807 MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE TIME TALKING ABOUT YOU. 1479 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:33,334 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD EXCUSE. 1480 01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:38,450 SO DON'T MAKE THIS EASY ON ME. 1481 01:04:38,474 --> 01:04:41,754 I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT DONOR. 1482 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:42,755 WHO? 1483 01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:43,722 MARCUS ALLENWOOD. 1484 01:04:43,746 --> 01:04:45,158 HE'S AN ARTIST, 1485 01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,826 AND HE'S JUST BEEN SELECTED FOR THE NEXT WHITNEY BIENNIAL. 1486 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:47,927 I HAD A SERIOUS CONVERSATION 1487 01:04:47,951 --> 01:04:49,062 WITH HIM. 1488 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,264 BUT I'VE NEVER MET HIM. 1489 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:53,265 NO, BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU AND I ARE LOOKING FOR, 1490 01:04:53,289 --> 01:04:54,767 AND HE IS SO PERFECT. 1491 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:55,801 HE EVEN HAS A KID, 1492 01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:57,470 SO WE KNOW HE CAN GET SOMEONE PREGNANT. 1493 01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:00,506 I'VE NEVER MET HIM. 1494 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:02,374 YOU WILL MEET HIM TOMORROW. 1495 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:03,676 HE'S COMING BY THE HOUSE AT 11:00, 1496 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,700 AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO THE CRYOBANK. 1497 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,113 HE'S LEAVING THE NEXT DAY 1498 01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:09,148 FOR COLOGNE. 1499 01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:10,271 HE'S IN A GROUP SHOW. 1500 01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,754 TEE, HE'S WILLING TO DO THIS FOR US 1501 01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:17,990 SO WE CAN HAVE THE SPERM ON ICE FOR WHEN YOU'RE NEXT OVULATING. 1502 01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:20,493 IT'LL BE THERE 1503 01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:22,997 WHEN WE WANT TO USE IT. 1504 01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:35,374 MARCUS? 1505 01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:37,399 TINA, RIGHT? 1506 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,613 UM... 1507 01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,648 I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE BEDROOM, 1508 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:44,283 AND, UH... 1509 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:46,218 HAVE A SEAT. 1510 01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:50,823 AND THEN WE'LL GO TO THE CRYOBANK. 1511 01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:52,347 OKAY. 1512 01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:11,599 FUCK. 1513 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,196 READY? 1514 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:31,997 TINA, 1515 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,266 DID BETTE NOT TELL YOU I WAS BLACK? 1516 01:06:34,290 --> 01:06:36,602 NO, NOT AT ALL, 1517 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:39,772 BUT, I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T NOT TELL ME, 1518 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:42,074 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY. 1519 01:06:42,098 --> 01:06:43,175 RIGHT? 1520 01:06:43,199 --> 01:06:44,277 I CAN'T ANSWER THAT FOR YOU. 1521 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:46,634 NO. 1522 01:06:48,071 --> 01:06:49,782 UH, OKAY. 1523 01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:50,883 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 1524 01:06:50,907 --> 01:06:52,373 LET'S DO IT. 1525 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,268 HI. 1526 01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:10,503 I'M TINA KENNARD, 1527 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:11,771 AND I'M HERE WITH MY FRIEND. 1528 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,105 HE'S HERE TO MAKE A... 1529 01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:14,140 DEPOSIT. 1530 01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:16,109 MARCUS, RIGHT? 1531 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:17,243 THAT'S RIGHT. 1532 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:19,478 IT SAYS HERE YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN HIV TESTED. 1533 01:07:19,502 --> 01:07:21,514 I HAVE ALL MY PAPERWORK. 1534 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,449 THEN HERE'S ALL YOU NEED FROM ME. 1535 01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:24,550 THE BATHROOM IS DOWN THE HALL 1536 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:26,318 ON THE LEFT, 1537 01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,855 AND THERE ARE MAGAZINES IN THERE IF YOU NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT. 1538 01:07:28,879 --> 01:07:30,845 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1539 01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:38,563 WOW. 1540 01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:41,000 THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS DECISION TO MAKE. 1541 01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:42,467 ISN'T IT? 1542 01:07:42,491 --> 01:07:44,603 YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN IT A LOT OF THOUGHT, 1543 01:07:44,627 --> 01:07:47,473 BECAUSE REALLY BIG MEN LIKE THAT TEND TO MAKE REALLY BIG BABIES. 1544 01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:51,410 YOU'LL PROBABLY BE LOOKING AT A C-SECTION. 1545 01:07:51,434 --> 01:07:52,667 HI. 1546 01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,083 WHAT'S UP? 1547 01:07:58,107 --> 01:08:00,286 HEY. SHE'S, UH... 1548 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,976 SHE'S IN THE BACK. 1549 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,026 BYE. SEE YOU. 1550 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,449 SEE YOU LATER. 1551 01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:10,818 BYE. 1552 01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:13,155 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1553 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,402 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1554 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:20,506 I GOT THIS VAGUE BUT URGENT MESSAGE FROM ALICE. 1555 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,130 GREAT. 1556 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,815 YOU PUT ME IN A FUCKING AWKWARD POSITION. 1557 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:30,916 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME 1558 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,653 THAT MARCUS ALLENWOOD IS BLACK? 1559 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:36,021 GOD, I... 1560 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,156 I DON'T KNOW. 1561 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,357 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE. 1562 01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:39,325 I... 1563 01:08:39,349 --> 01:08:40,559 I JUST DIDN'T THINK 1564 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,860 IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU 1565 01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:43,796 TO USE A BLACK DONOR. 1566 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,632 I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WANT A BLACK DONOR. 1567 01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:49,869 I JUST THINK WE SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT. 1568 01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:52,839 WE ABSOLUTELY DISCUSSED IT, TINA. 1569 01:08:52,863 --> 01:08:54,273 RIGHT IN THE VERY BEGINNING, 1570 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,574 WE SAID THAT IF YOU 1571 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:56,742 WERE GOING TO BE THE BIRTH MOTHER, 1572 01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:58,177 THAT WE SHOULD CONSIDER FINDING 1573 01:08:58,201 --> 01:08:59,578 AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN DONOR. 1574 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:02,748 THAT WAY, THE CHILD WOULD BE MORE LIKE OUR CHILD. 1575 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,351 BUT I WASN'T PREPARED. 1576 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,019 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1577 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:08,854 OTHER THAN... 1578 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:13,059 BEING COMMITTED TO SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME, 1579 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:16,061 WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO DO TO PREPARE? 1580 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,531 LOOK AT ME, BETTE. 1581 01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:22,201 I DON'T FEEL QUALIFIED TO BE THE MOTHER OF A CHILD 1582 01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:24,970 WHO'S HALF AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 1583 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:28,740 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BLACK. 1584 01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:30,809 I THINK I CAN MAKE A CONTRIBUTION 1585 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,611 IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 1586 01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:34,580 AND DON'T YOU THINK, ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, 1587 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:36,615 TO ALSO HAVE TWO MOMS, 1588 01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:39,118 THAT IS A LOT OF OTHERNESS 1589 01:09:39,142 --> 01:09:41,442 TO PUT ON ONE CHILD? 1590 01:09:44,447 --> 01:09:46,792 YOUR REACTION TO MARCUS ALLENWOOD, 1591 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:48,027 HOWEVER HONEST IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, 1592 01:09:48,051 --> 01:09:49,361 COMES ACROSS TO BETTE 1593 01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:50,996 LIKE A REJECTION OF HER IDENTITY. 1594 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,433 I LOVE BETTE, 1595 01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:55,701 AND I LOVE WHO SHE IS. 1596 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:59,838 I JUST WASN'T READY FOR HOW I WOULD REACT. 1597 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:02,441 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS TO ME? 1598 01:10:02,465 --> 01:10:04,665 THAT WE'RE NOT READY TO HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER? 1599 01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:11,683 "BECAUSE SARAH SHUSTER CAME DOWN 1600 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,285 "AND NOW SHE REVILES YOU 1601 01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:16,777 LIKE YOU REVILE YOUR OWN CRAVING." 1602 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,921 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1603 01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,729 YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES. 1604 01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:40,512 I SEE YOU GOING RIGHT TO THAT EDGE, 1605 01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:45,017 AND I THINK I'VE LOST YOU, 1606 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,907 AND THEN YOU COME BACK WITH... 1607 01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:53,981 AND I KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO DISAPPEAR ON ME LIKE THAT. 1608 01:10:56,819 --> 01:10:58,939 I'M SO FUCKING PROUD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 1609 01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:12,566 I'M SO PROUD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 1610 01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:16,370 DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1611 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,054 THERE'S SOMETHING 1612 01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:24,456 I WANTED TO GET THIS AFTERNOON BEFORE MY GAME. 1613 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,614 I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT. 1614 01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:00,192 HMM. I DON'T KNOW. 1615 01:12:00,216 --> 01:12:03,696 WHAT TIME DOES MILK START? 1616 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,160 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK DANA TO GO? 1617 01:12:06,789 --> 01:12:08,034 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS 1618 01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:10,035 ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WORK THAT OUT. 1619 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,638 WELL, I'M SURE SHANE'S GOING TO BE THERE. 1620 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,740 YEAH, WHY NOT? 1621 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:17,076 OF COURSE SHE IS. 1622 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,411 OH, REALLY? 1623 01:12:19,435 --> 01:12:20,546 HOLD ON. 1624 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:21,880 WHERE YOU GOING? 1625 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:23,716 I DON'T KNOW. 1626 01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:26,619 DOESN'T THE PROGRAM START AT 7:30? 1627 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,020 YEP. 1628 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,154 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME. 1629 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,656 YOU CAN GO OUT WITH ALICE AND SHANE 1630 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,812 IF YOU WANT. 1631 01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:36,995 SHIT. 1632 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:38,330 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T GO. 1633 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,300 YEAH, BETTE'S GIVING AN ART TALK AT THE C.A.C. 1634 01:12:41,324 --> 01:12:42,668 YEAH. NO. 1635 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,926 ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN. BYE. 1636 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:05,758 WHEN SHE LOOKS AT YOU, 1637 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,059 SHE'S NOT LOOKING 1638 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,260 AT A BLACK WOMAN OR A WHITE WOMAN. 1639 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,995 SHE'S LOOKING AT THE WOMAN SHE LOVES. 1640 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:11,596 SHE SEES WHAT SHE WANTS TO SEE. 1641 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,198 MAYBE SHE SEES WHAT YOU LET HER SEE. 1642 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:16,001 I MEAN, MAYBE THIS WASN'T IMPORTANT BEFORE. 1643 01:13:16,025 --> 01:13:20,339 MAYBE WHAT'S WORKED BEST FOR YOU ALL THESE YEARS, 1644 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:21,373 GETTING YOUR PRETTY THINGS 1645 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:22,674 AND, YOU KNOW, 1646 01:13:22,698 --> 01:13:23,542 PUTTING TOGETHER YOUR PRETTY LIFE, 1647 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,709 IS THAT YOU LET PEOPLE 1648 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:25,711 SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE. 1649 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:26,845 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 1650 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,013 NOTHING. 1651 01:13:28,037 --> 01:13:29,448 JUST... 1652 01:13:29,472 --> 01:13:32,685 MAYBE IT'S BEEN EASIER FOR YOU THAT WAY. 1653 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,086 THAT'S NICE. 1654 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,488 THAT'S REALLY NICE. 1655 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,424 OH, COME ON. DON'T WALK OUT. 1656 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:40,225 OH, COME ON, GIRL. DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE. 1657 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,061 DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE LIKE THIS. 1658 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:44,830 WE'VE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS TO EACH OTHER. 1659 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:45,698 WE? 1660 01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:48,600 OKAY, I'VE GOT TO STOP DOING IT. 1661 01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:50,435 I'M THE ONE THAT ALWAYS RAN AWAY, OKAY? 1662 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:51,470 BUT DON'T DO WHAT I DID. 1663 01:13:51,494 --> 01:13:52,638 STAY, HEAR ME OUT, 1664 01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:53,972 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO SAY 1665 01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:57,242 WHAT YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SAY. 1666 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,143 THERE'S... 1667 01:13:58,167 --> 01:13:59,378 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING 1668 01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:00,913 THAT CUTS ACROSS ALL OUR REALITIES. 1669 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:02,815 IT'S LOVE, 1670 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:06,418 THE BRIDGE BETWEEN ALL OUR DIFFERENCES, 1671 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:10,055 AND YOU HAVE SO MUCH LOVE IN YOUR LIFE. 1672 01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:12,991 WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TEAR DOWN THAT BRIDGE? 1673 01:14:13,015 --> 01:14:15,694 WHY? 1674 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:17,217 I DON'T KNOW. 1675 01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:34,346 SO YOU CALLED SHANE, RIGHT? 1676 01:14:34,370 --> 01:14:37,015 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 1677 01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,050 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 1678 01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:39,351 I TOLD YOU TO CALL HER. 1679 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:41,119 I SWEAR YOU SAID YOU WERE CALLING. 1680 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,422 NO, I SAID, "YOU CALL HER." 1681 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:45,224 HOW DO WE DRAW THE LINE 1682 01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:49,361 THAT SIGNIFIES WHETHER AN IMAGE READS AS PORNOGRAPHY? 1683 01:14:49,385 --> 01:14:51,896 I MEAN, WHO GETS TO SAY WHAT PASSES AS ART 1684 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,399 AND WHAT IS OBSCENITY? 1685 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,301 THE DEBATE 1686 01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:58,103 HAS BEEN TAKEN UP BY LAURIE PAPOU 1687 01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:01,039 IN A SERIES OF PAINTINGS ENTITLED A GROUP OF SEVEN. 1688 01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:02,341 PLEASE WELCOME LAURIE. 1689 01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:11,684 SO, LAURIE, 1690 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,018 TO WHAT EXTENT IS THIS BODY OF WORK 1691 01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:14,953 MEANT TO BE READ AS A NARRATIVE? 1692 01:15:14,977 --> 01:15:17,457 SHE'S AWESOME, YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1693 01:15:19,648 --> 01:15:22,127 SHE IS, ISN'T SHE? 1694 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:25,464 SOMETIMES I FORGET. 1695 01:15:25,488 --> 01:15:27,928 YOU TWO ARE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. 1696 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,136 I MEAN THAT. 1697 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,694 YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 1698 01:15:36,632 --> 01:15:38,477 WHY IS IT SO DEPRESSING? 1699 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:40,445 BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME FACES, 1700 01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:41,647 NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, 1701 01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:42,848 WEEK AFTER WEEK. 1702 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,950 FLOATING CLUBS, FLOATING GIRLS. 1703 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:45,984 OH. 1704 01:15:46,008 --> 01:15:48,320 SHE'S CUTE. 1705 01:15:48,344 --> 01:15:50,823 SHE'S BEEN WITH TWO OF MY EXES. 1706 01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:53,725 I'M STAYING OUT OF THAT VICIOUS CYCLE. 1707 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:55,560 IT'S AMAZING. 1708 01:15:55,584 --> 01:15:56,728 THIS IS WHERE I COME 1709 01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:58,386 WHEN I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 1710 01:16:00,455 --> 01:16:02,067 SOMETIMES WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP, 1711 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:03,101 I... 1712 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,937 LIE DOWN RIGHT HERE 1713 01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:07,161 AND I WATCH THE SUN RISE. 1714 01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,642 THIS IS VULGAR, I KNOW, 1715 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:47,579 BUT THE TWO OF YOU ARE JUST SO FUCKING SEXY. 1716 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,615 NO OFFENSE. 1717 01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:52,050 IT'S HARD TO TAKE OFFENSE AT THAT. 1718 01:16:52,074 --> 01:16:53,218 I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK. 1719 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:55,086 CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU ANYTHING? 1720 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,755 I'M GOOD, THANKS. 1721 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,724 NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. 1722 01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:00,180 ALL RIGHT. 1723 01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:03,295 SEE? 1724 01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,863 HE'S HITTING ON US. 1725 01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:07,066 HE IS. 1726 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:11,157 GOD, THAT HASN'T HAPPENED IN A WHILE. 1727 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:24,482 I HAVE A THOUGHT. 1728 01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:27,919 IT MIGHT BE CRAZY. 1729 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:29,988 WHAT? 1730 01:17:30,012 --> 01:17:32,646 I KNOW YOU'RE OVULATING. 1731 01:17:35,884 --> 01:17:39,230 DO YOU THINK HE'S ATTRACTIVE? 1732 01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:41,366 IS HE A GOOD ARTIST? 1733 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:43,702 WHO CARES? 1734 01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:45,303 WHAT ABOUT DAN FOXWORTHY? 1735 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,372 OH, FUCK DAN FOXWORTHY. 1736 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,439 IT'S OUR LIFE. 1737 01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:48,506 WE DON'T NEED HIS PERMISSION 1738 01:17:48,530 --> 01:17:51,410 TO DO WHAT WE THINK IS RIGHT FOR US. 1739 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:52,511 AND YOU'RE OKAY... 1740 01:17:52,535 --> 01:17:54,880 I WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU, 1741 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:57,649 AND IF WE MAKE IT TOGETHER, 1742 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,875 THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO KNOW IT'S OUR BABY. 1743 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:07,993 OKAY. 1744 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:08,994 YEAH? 1745 01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:09,995 YEAH. 1746 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:11,196 YOU SURE? 1747 01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,686 YEAH. 1748 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:17,670 SHE'S NOT MY TYPE. 1749 01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:18,971 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 1750 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:20,004 BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES, 1751 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,039 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1752 01:18:21,063 --> 01:18:22,407 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1753 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:24,643 OH, OH, OH. 1754 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:26,745 NOW, SHE'S CUTE, 1755 01:18:26,769 --> 01:18:27,979 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER BEFORE. 1756 01:18:28,003 --> 01:18:29,514 IS IT POSSIBLE? 1757 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:30,783 FRESH MEAT. 1758 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:32,017 NEW BLOOD. 1759 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,752 CRISPY. 1760 01:18:34,776 --> 01:18:37,477 UH-UH. 1761 01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,966 JUST LOOK AT ME, OKAY? 1762 01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:27,426 TINA, 1763 01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:30,350 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE BETTE WET? 1764 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:17,775 IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE 1765 01:22:17,799 --> 01:22:18,944 IF YOU MADE LOVE TO TINA 1766 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,368 WHILE I'M MAKING LOVE TO YOU. 1767 01:22:23,505 --> 01:22:25,416 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN THAT WAY. 1768 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,721 HOW IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN? 1769 01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:33,057 I THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE LOVE TO TINA 1770 01:22:33,081 --> 01:22:36,027 WHILE TINA MAKES LOVE TO ME. 1771 01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:38,352 OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 1772 01:22:41,724 --> 01:22:44,369 WHY DON'T YOU TWO... 1773 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:45,825 LIE DOWN? 1774 01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:54,245 WHAT'S THAT? 1775 01:22:54,269 --> 01:22:55,380 WHAT? 1776 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,548 IN YOUR HAND. 1777 01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:59,884 IT'S A CONDOM, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A RUBBER. 1778 01:22:59,908 --> 01:23:01,586 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT? 1779 01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:04,222 WELL, SOME WOULD SAY I'M BEING CONSIDERATE. 1780 01:23:04,246 --> 01:23:07,225 WE DON'T WANT YOU TO USE IT. 1781 01:23:07,249 --> 01:23:09,528 WHY? 1782 01:23:09,552 --> 01:23:11,062 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1783 01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:14,154 WE JUST DON'T. OKAY? 1784 01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:20,171 OH, MAN. 1785 01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:23,396 THAT'S GREAT. 1786 01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:27,645 WHENEVER DYKES WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY, 1787 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,404 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL HIS SPERM? 1788 01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:35,048 IT AIN'T HAPPENING, GUYS. 1789 01:23:58,834 --> 01:23:59,911 BYE, GUYS. 1790 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:01,279 SEE YOU. 1791 01:24:01,303 --> 01:24:02,413 GIVE ME A CALL LATER. 1792 01:24:02,437 --> 01:24:04,103 OH, YEAH. 1793 01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:10,336 WANT TO COME TO MY PLACE? 1794 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,457 OH, PLEASE. 1795 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:15,627 I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE. 1796 01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:16,961 FUCK YOU, ALICE. 1797 01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:18,296 NEITHER AM I. 1798 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,431 DANA! 1799 01:24:19,455 --> 01:24:20,431 WHAT? 1800 01:24:20,455 --> 01:24:21,533 I'M JUST... 1801 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,733 I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 1802 01:24:22,757 --> 01:24:23,601 WHO SLEEPS WITH HER FRIENDS. 1803 01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:24,602 NEITHER DO I. 1804 01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:25,604 RIGHT, OKAY. 1805 01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:26,671 LET'S NOT HAVE SEX. 1806 01:24:26,695 --> 01:24:27,705 NO, NEVER. 1807 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:28,740 OKAY. 1808 01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:29,764 NEVER. 1809 01:24:35,637 --> 01:24:39,751 THAT WAS REALLY CRAZY. 1810 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:42,175 I THOUGHT IT WAS A GENIUS PLAN. 1811 01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:46,224 YOU DID? 1812 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:48,449 YEAH. 1813 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:07,679 WERE YOU TURNED ON BY HIM? 1814 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:09,569 NO. 1815 01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:20,480 THIS IS YOU. 1816 01:26:30,052 --> 01:26:31,529 JENNY? 1817 01:26:31,553 --> 01:26:33,364 THAT YOU? 1818 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:34,721 I'M COMING. 1819 01:27:56,838 --> 01:27:58,771 YOU SMELL DIFFERENT. 1820 01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:03,710 WHAT IS IT? 1821 01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:08,915 IT'S A NEW PERFUME. 1822 01:28:14,223 --> 01:28:17,524 I LIKED THE OLD ONE BETTER. 1823 01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:35,319 OKAY, OKAY. 1824 01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:36,354 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO YOU. 1825 01:28:36,378 --> 01:28:37,388 COME HERE. 1826 01:28:37,412 --> 01:28:39,813 IT'LL BE FUN. 1827 01:28:41,216 --> 01:28:42,460 THIS IS RIDICULOUS, 1828 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:43,628 BECAUSE I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH TWO GIRLS 1829 01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:44,962 MY WHOLE LIFE, 1830 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,097 AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU REPEAT THAT, 1831 01:28:46,121 --> 01:28:47,365 I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU. 1832 01:28:47,389 --> 01:28:49,634 MM. DON'T WORRY. 1833 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,403 YOUR REPUTATION AS A STUD 1834 01:28:51,427 --> 01:28:52,470 IS TOTALLY SAFE WITH ME. 1835 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,538 OKAY. 1836 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:54,605 OKAY. 1837 01:28:54,629 --> 01:28:55,740 SO... 1838 01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:57,108 OH, GOD. 1839 01:28:57,132 --> 01:28:58,877 OKAY. NAME NAMES. 1840 01:28:58,901 --> 01:29:00,044 OKAY. 1841 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:01,312 THERE WAS THE COUNSELOR 1842 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,447 AT TENNIS CAMP 1843 01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:03,548 WHEN I WAS 15, 1844 01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:04,849 WHICH YOU KNOW ABOUT. 1845 01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:07,318 MM-HMM. NAME. 1846 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:10,621 SHE'S FAMOUS NOW. I CAN'T TELL YOU HER NAME. 1847 01:29:10,645 --> 01:29:11,856 OH, GOD. 1848 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,958 OKAY, UH, RALPH. WE'LL CALL HER RALPH. 1849 01:29:13,982 --> 01:29:16,561 OKAY, NOW, SECOND NAME. 1850 01:29:16,585 --> 01:29:18,663 MELANIE. 1851 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:19,863 MEL... 1852 01:29:19,887 --> 01:29:20,865 I KNEW IT. 1853 01:29:20,889 --> 01:29:22,533 I ALWAYS... 1854 01:29:22,557 --> 01:29:23,667 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT. 1855 01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:24,969 NO, YOU DIDN'T, BUT I KNEW. 1856 01:29:24,993 --> 01:29:26,337 OKAY, LET'S SEE 1857 01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,940 HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES 1858 01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:31,008 TO LINK YOU AND ME. 1859 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:32,076 WHATEVER. 1860 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,110 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1861 01:29:33,134 --> 01:29:35,613 OKAY. 1862 01:29:35,637 --> 01:29:36,714 MELANIE SLEPT WITH HEATHER. 1863 01:29:36,738 --> 01:29:37,715 OKAY. 1864 01:29:37,739 --> 01:29:39,183 HEATHER SLEPT WITH BROOKE. 1865 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:40,284 HEATHER SLEPT WITH BROOKE? 1866 01:29:40,308 --> 01:29:41,319 YES. 1867 01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:43,154 BROOKE SLEPT WITH NINA, 1868 01:29:43,178 --> 01:29:44,588 AND I SLEPT WITH NINA. 1869 01:29:44,612 --> 01:29:45,656 SEE THAT? 1870 01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:46,691 WOW, YEAH. 1871 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:48,593 SO, FOUR. 1872 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:49,693 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 1873 01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:50,862 THAT IS HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES 1874 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:51,896 TO LINK YOU TO ME. 1875 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:52,931 OKAY. 1876 01:29:52,955 --> 01:29:54,766 OKAY, SO YOU AND TINA. 1877 01:29:54,790 --> 01:29:56,334 OH, WELL, THAT'S EASY. 1878 01:29:56,358 --> 01:29:58,069 ONE. 1879 01:29:58,093 --> 01:29:59,437 OKAY. 1880 01:29:59,461 --> 01:30:01,205 OKAY, I GET IT. 1881 01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:02,840 OOH, OOH. 1882 01:30:02,864 --> 01:30:03,842 OKAY, I HAVE A GOOD ONE. 1883 01:30:03,866 --> 01:30:06,377 HERE. CHECK IT OUT. 1884 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,579 REALLY GOOD. 1885 01:30:08,603 --> 01:30:09,614 I KNOW. 1886 01:30:09,638 --> 01:30:11,115 NOW, SHE LEADS US RIGHT BACK TO SHANE. 1887 01:30:11,139 --> 01:30:12,116 OH, GOD. 1888 01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:13,385 RIGHT. 1889 01:30:13,409 --> 01:30:16,020 NOW, SHE COULD HAVE US HERE ALL NIGHT. 1890 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:17,055 IT'S LIKE THIS 1891 01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:19,399 WHOLE, CRAZY, TINY, LITTLE WORLD. 1892 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,527 CRAZY, YES... 1893 01:30:22,551 --> 01:30:23,883 BUT NOT TINY. 1894 01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:10,930 I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 1895 01:31:37,825 --> 01:31:39,726 COME HERE. 1896 01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:23,203 JEN... 1897 01:32:26,107 --> 01:32:28,052 JEN, YOU AWAKE? 1898 01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:29,508 OH, MY GOD. 1899 01:32:37,619 --> 01:32:39,953 OH, MY GOD. 1900 01:32:42,857 --> 01:32:44,535 JEN... 1901 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:46,125 BREAKFAST IS READY. 1902 01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:55,012 HEY. 1903 01:32:55,036 --> 01:32:57,015 HEY. 1904 01:32:57,039 --> 01:32:58,959 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THIS EARLY? 1905 01:33:00,975 --> 01:33:02,787 I'M GOING HOME. 1906 01:33:02,811 --> 01:33:04,210 FROM? 1907 01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:10,795 NEVER MIND. 1908 01:33:10,819 --> 01:33:12,919 YEAH. 1909 01:33:15,390 --> 01:33:17,801 YOU TOTALLY JUST GOT LAID, DIDN'T YOU? 1910 01:33:17,825 --> 01:33:20,204 AH, YOU SEE? 1911 01:33:20,228 --> 01:33:21,772 NOW, THAT GIVES ME HOPE, 1912 01:33:21,796 --> 01:33:22,941 BECAUSE I LOVE KNOWING 1913 01:33:22,965 --> 01:33:24,709 THAT TWO PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SO LONG 1914 01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:26,766 CAN STILL MAKE EACH OTHER THAT HAPPY. 1915 01:33:31,239 --> 01:33:32,816 WELL... 1916 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:34,618 YEAH. 1917 01:33:34,642 --> 01:33:36,087 ANYWAY, UM... 1918 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:37,388 HAVE A GOOD MORNING. 1919 01:33:37,412 --> 01:33:39,256 OKAY. 1920 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,459 OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO. 1921 01:33:41,483 --> 01:33:42,660 OKAY. 'BYE, GUYS. 1922 01:33:42,684 --> 01:33:45,263 YOU BE GOOD. 1923 01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,364 I'M GOING TO TRY. 1924 01:33:47,388 --> 01:33:48,688 SEE YOU. 123960