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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- I was thinking about it.

You should cut the
people who have

the same amount
of badges as you.

- Girl, you just don't want
to get cut off this week.

- Absolutely I am a target now.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you get to unleash
your inner bitch

in the original short film,
"Meeting in the Ladies' Room."

- Nina West!

- I was riveted.

It was just enough over the top.

- Your physical comedy
was on a whole other level.

- The top two All
Stars of the week are...

Nina West...

- Thank you.

And Angeria...

- Paris VanMicheals.

You've each earned

a Beautiful
Benefactressism Badge.

This is your chance to
win $10,000 for your charity

and earn the
power to cut off one

of your fellow
queens from receiving

a Beautiful Benefactress
Badge next week.

Angeria, condragulations.

- You're a winner, baby.
- Twice!

Work, sister.

- With great power
comes great responsibility.

- See, I really don't have to
think about this one too much.

No, I'm just playing.
- [laughs] I was like, girl!

Snip-snip, bitch.

- No!
- Come on, bitch.

- Come on, bitch.

I am over the moon.

I just won my third challenge.

I just won my third
lip sync, honey.

- I'm going over here.

- What? You
never sit over there.

- I know, right? I
always come in last

'cause I always get snipped.

- I have won a total of $30,000

for the National
Black Justice Coalition.

My God. Like... [screams]

- I'm really excited to
have a second badge.

I'm really excited that
they took that immunity

and they gave me
$2,500 to Trevor Project.

- Yeah.

- I think that was my
big win of the night...

was just getting some money

in the till for Trevor.

- But I got to know what
went into your decision,

'cause you faked me

the fuck out.
- I did.

- I thought she was gonna
get you for a moment, yes.

- Bitch, me and Jorgeous were

clutching on to each
other for dear life.

- I know.
- We were just like, fuck.

I feel like I just
escaped a car crash.

My math worked!

Hey.

- This is my second
time being cut off.

I hate it.

- And they go with your outfit.

- [scoffs] Convenient!

- As long as you know,
it's nothing personal.

- Well, why did you cut me then?

I don't have the most badges.

I haven't been killing
it the past few weeks.

- No shade, I
did kinda feel like

what Plastique said made sense,

which is, you cut
off the person, like,

that has the same
number of badges as you.

And I'm like, well,
bitch, out of the people

that have the same
number of badges and me,

you're the person that I
see as, like, my competition.

- Angeria, you fool.

Fell for it, girl!

Plastique, all your
mathin' might have helped.

- It worked.
- What are you talking about?

- Angie just said
it did speak to her,

and it moved her
like a scripture.

- Can I just say, the math
doesn't add up, though.

- It does not.
- Ooh.

- Like, no tea.
- Yeah.

- But you have three
badges right now,

and she only has two, so
that's not an equitable statement,

I don't think, to
say that she has

the same number of badges
as you, 'cause she doesn't.

- In the moment, like, before
the third badge, she did.

And you know what? And
I ain't even ashamed to say

that it might be just a little
hint of revenge in there.

Ooh!

- And I ain't even
ashamed to say it.

But just a little.

- I forgot that I cut you.
- Yep.

- I think that I was playing,

like, a game of what's
fair and what makes sense.

And I think you're
playing chess.

You think that because you,
Roxxxy, and Plastique have

three badges, you were like,

OK, Gottmik is an easy one
to shut down and just, like,

make sure isn't
in the final with me

so I can keep going
with these bitches.

And if you wanna
play that, I can too.

It's not personal.
It's drag, honey.

- Gottmik looked like
she is ready for war, bitch.

But guess what. I'm
done worrying about what

the other girls think about
how I'm playing this game.

I don't care, 'cause
I'm so proud of myself.

You could be hot,
upset, mad, all that.

Argue with your mammy, not me.

There's only three
spots in the finale,

so I will do whatever, and
I mean whatever it takes

for me and the National
Black Justice Coalition, OK?

- The competition's
really starting to heat up.

- And we going all
the way to the top.

- The competition's really
starting to heat up now.

- Get out, girl. [both laugh]

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly
Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a $200,000 donation
to the charity of their choice,

courtesy of the Palette Fund.

With extra special
guest judge Jeremy Scott.

You done busted a light.

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room.

I'm cut off, and I
broke a light bulb,

Shannel's juggling, and
there's glass on the floor.

So starting out the
day with the chaos,

and I love that.

Very me.

- So now you have
three. [bell dings]

You have three.
- Work.

- There's three in
the three club, right?

- At least we're all near... like,

everyone's still, like, near.

- Not everybody.

I mean, still.

- You got three apples.

- And that's all that matters.

- There we go.

- Hello, hello, hello.

That is cute!

- You look good.
- Work.

- Good morning, All Stars.

[together] Good morning, Ru.

You know, one of the advantages

of being an international
drag superstar

is that you get to
travel the world.

The bad news is that you
can't get away with a damn thing.

- OK.
- Tell me about it.

- So for today's Mini Challenge,

you'll photobomb some

of the most interesting
vacation destinations

in the world.

Sponsored by Away.
- Ooh.

- Now, the All Star with
the most unforgettable

photobomb wins.

Now, you've got 20
minutes to get into quick drag.

- Dear God.
- We love quick drag.

Yeah.

[together] We do.

- Ready, set.

Let's go.

- Bitch.
- Bitch!

- OK.

- I'm just gonna utilize
my natural beauty today.

Good luck, girl.

- Wow, wow, wow, wow.

- Girl, I'm losin' my own brow.

- I'm just throwing
this makeup on, Mama.

- All right, ladykins.

Time is up.

First stop, Miss Vanjie
photobombing the Swiss Alps.

What's the most exotic
place you've traveled to?

- Probably Burbank.

OK, all right.

Yes! - Lil' Kim.

- Hey, what up?
- Hello?

Hey.

- Next stop, Shannel
photobombing Argentina.

- We gon' get on the
ground with this one, honey.

- Do not cry for her, Argentina.

OK, nice.

Parting somethin' there.

Gorgeous.

Well, I guess it
takes three to tango.

Roxxxy Andrews for the Congo.

Ooh!

It's a rumble in the jungle.

- "Gorillas in the Mist," sis.

Up next, Plastique
en route to Paris.

If you stay bready, you
ain't got to get bready.

Bon appé-titty.

Nina West goes east

to Japan to visit
a sumo wrestler.

Ooh, I think someone's
gonna get pinned.

Wow.

- Eat it, eat it, eat it.

Is he gonna straddle you?

Girl, I can see
your Tokyo Drift.

Jorgeous is photobombing
the Arctic Circle.

- Yes.

- I wanna wrap my arm
around the polar bear.

- OK.

Ooh, girl, it's Bear
Week in the Arctic Circle.

Up next, Gottmik
traveling to Hawaii.

- When I think of Hawaii,
that's the outfit I think of.

Hey, girl, let's
have a Wai-kiki.

Somebody got lei'd.

Angeria photobombing in London.

- I'm trying to get the guard
to let me into the palace,

so I gotta do a
little something.

- Well, it is customary to
kneel before the queen.

- Yeah.

- Look, it's Prince Harry.

No, that's Princess Harry.

- They ain't lettin'
me in the palace.

- [gasps] [laughter]

- Does anyone have
eyes on Baga Chipz?

- Thank you. Tell
the queen to call me.

- She dead, you know?

Ladykins.
- Yes.

- You've been around the
world, and I still can't find my baby.

Come on, Lisa Stansfield.

- The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Nina West.

What?

- Work!

I'm as surprised as you all.

- Condragulations.

You've won $2,500
for your charity,

the Trevor Project.

- Thank you so much. Thank you.

- Courtesy of Away.

- I am so excited to win
another Mini Challenge

and more money for my charity.

What's next? Bring it on, Mama.

- My All Stars,
research has shown

that listening to music
can reduce anxiety,

blood pressure, and pain.

But can it help you
design a couture gown?

For this week's Maxi
Challenge, you need to create,

from scratch, runway eleganza

that takes inspiration
from one of my songs.

Ooh!

- [laughs] - You
choose the song.

We provide the materials.

And then you make
your own kind of Rusic.

The song choices
are "Star Baby,"

"Lady Cowboy,"

"Hey Sis, It's Christmas,"

"Kitty Girl,"

"New Friends Silver,
Old Friends Gold,"

"Cake & Candy,"

"Cha Cha Bitch,"

and, finally, "I
Bring the Beat."

- My eye immediately goes

to "New Friends Silver,
Old Friends Gold."

The materials is to die for.

- Shannel, as the first queen

to walk her bare ass
into the Werk Room,

I'm gonna let you pick first.

- As the queen of Christmas,

it's gonna be "Hey,
Sis, it's Christmas."

Which queen would
you like to choose next?

Wow.

- You know, I loved
her ashy knees

in our little Mini
Challenge over there.

Angeria, what you want?

Nina, sorry.

I chose Angeria
because she sews,

and this is a sewing challenge.

So inevitably I'm probably
gonna need some help.

Everybody's gonna be asking
Roxxxy and maybe not Angeria,

so come on, sister, help me out.

- I want "Cake & Candy."

All right, so, Angeria,
which queen goes next?

- OK.

I love you, and I'm sorry
for snippin' you, Gottmik.

- Loves you. It's OK, now.

I'm just kidding. [laughter]

I am going to choose

"New Friends Silver,
Old Friends Gold."

- Damn.

- Which queen do
you choose to go next?

- I will let Vanjie choose.

- I love all of the
songs, honestly.

- You're very kind... -
First, I wanna go ahead and

let you know that.
- You're very kind.

- And it's very
hard to pick a song.

But I'ma do "Kitty Girl."

I picked "Kitty Girl" 'cause...

Some things you
don't even have to say.

Keepin' with the whole ASPCA.

Meow, meow, meow.
- OK.

So you get to choose
who goes next.

- I'll choose...

Roxxxy, go ahead.

- I'm gonna pick "Lady Cowboy."

- I love the Old
West. I love leather.

And I like a challenge.

- Who goes next?

Plastique.

- I'm gonna choose "Star Baby."

Plastique, which queen
do you choose to go next?

- Jorgeous.

- Um, you know what?

- I feel like I could do
something, like, space-agey.

Very, like, you
know, futuristic.

- All right.

Now, Nina, that means
you get "Cha Cha Bitch."

- Who would have thought?

- Yes.

What the hell's happening?

It feels like the people
who have better design skills

were given the
opportunity to pick first,

which doesn't
make a lot of sense.

Confused, I am very. [chuckles]

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Yes, Mama.

Run.

- Let's go.
- Come on. Get on.

- Taking this.
- Are you taking the table?

- Me and Mik have
all our stuff here.

- Yeah!
- We just roll it over.

Come on!

This week's Maxi
Challenge is inspired...

or wait, is it inspired?

This week's Maxi
Challenge is inspired

by creating a look by for thy...

This week's Maxi
Challenge is creating a look

inspired by one of
RuPaul's iconic tracks.

I can't believe I did it.

[laughs] Whoo.

I got rhinestone material.

This is pretty.

- Come on. Look how we
big we made our station.

I got the song "Kitty Girl."

I'm here for the kitties.

I'm here for ASPCA.
I'm a kitty girl.

Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.

- So stupid.

- You know, I only
have two badges,

so I have to come
up with a game plan

to get to the top two this week.

I wanna be the big
cat, not the puss wuss.

Thanks for picking
me right after

'cause I was like, ooh,
I don't wanna be last.

- I know. I was like,

well, obviously live, love...

live, laugh, love
you, but... [laughs]

I just know you're not
the best sewer of life.

- Y'all know sewing's
not my "foyer,"

but that's not gonna stop me.

I'm gonna try to be
ambitious and do, like, a...

the trench coat with the
lining that goes with the dress.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I have a clear vision,
I love my fabric,

and now I just need to cut
it like Edward Scissorhands.

To cut or to not to cut.

To cut.

Lord.

Let me make sure. I'm scared.

Yeah.

I'ma just do it like this.

Wait, I don't know if I
should do it like that.

But I'm a Libra; it's hard
for me to make a decision.

- Sister.
- Yes?

- Are you happy this
week that you're not cut off?

- Bitch.

Bitch.

- Hell the fuck yes.

- You're good at these, bitch.

- Angeria, do you think
you made the right choice

on who you cut?

- Yes, I do.

At least it's one of
the "designers" here.

Like, you know,

Mik won the last
design challenge,

which was the ball.

- That's right.
- So...

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You know, I have now snipped

two design powerhouse
drag queens,

and I just won the last
two challenges in a row.

So I am going
into this expecting

if I'm not in the top that
the girls are gonna cut me.

- Crush it, girl.

- That's the plan!

God damn it.

- This is what I'm looking at,

which is fucking heavy.

Yes. Go with the
doo-doo brown collection.

- It's gon' be doo-doo
brown with a badge.

- Doo-doo brown!

- I just really want a badge

for a sewing challenge.

It doesn't feel great

that I didn't win the
first design challenge.

My Vietnam doll and
my rocker doll... killed that.

They won fair and square.

But, you know, this
is what I do best,

and I cannot leave here without
getting a design challenge win.

Mikky.

- Brown leather something,

and then incorporate
this bandanna?

- Yeah.

- I'm trying to incorporate
something with it

that's not hokeypokey.

- Right. [laughs]

- I picked "Lady Cowboy."

I love the fabrics. I
love the challenge.

But making a cowboy look
can get extremely tacky.

- What about stretch denim?

And the cow print.

- And I don't want it
to be hokeypokey, OK?

I got rhinestone trim.

I want it to be
fashion meets country.

She might have to go somewhere.

Don't get tacky now, Roxxxy.

- So how's everything
coming along so far?

- Good.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- How do you feel?

I mean, do you feel any
sort of way about getting last?

No. No.

- You're good?

- Girl, it's totally OK.

I get "Cha Cha Bitch."

Again, I didn't pick my song.

The song chose me.

I wanna do something
a little bit more chic

and not campy, 'cause
I always do campy.

But everything is sheer.

You know, like, going sheer
is not necessarily the route

I wanna go because
of my body shape.

I am someone who's
learning how to be comfortable

in their own skin every day.

So, like, all this transparent
fabric is very scary.

But also, I need to push myself.

I'm gonna make it work.
You know, like, I'm here...

I'm here to... I'm here
to rise to the challenge.

So I'm thinking
about loving my body,

its shapes, its curves,

and how do I accentuate
these rolls, honey?

Show off these... these titties.

Bitch, she gon'
cha cha into this...

she gon' cha cha into
this challenge, honey.

[laughs] There you go.

- Angie, can I ask your
assistance real quick?

- Yes.

- I am a very crafty queen,

but I have not been on a
sewing machine in 15 years.

So thank God for Angeria.

She's my Santa's helper today.

When I cut this then,
it becomes the full...

- It becomes the
front and the back.

- Front and a back.

- And then you
literally just sew, sew.

Turn it inside out,

and you got a dress.
- Right.

There's only a few
weeks to catch up,

and I need a badge.

I need to win money

for the Anxiety and Depression
Association of America.

Thank you for helpin' me.

- I appreciate it.
- No problem, sister.

- Ooh, my God.

You got thebox.

You have so much to work with.

- I know. Damn.

- So gorgeous.

- I like all of them. This
one is so me, though.

Because I love
design challenges,

it's actually probably
the worst time

in life to get cut off.

But I'm obsessed
with my materials,

and I need to win more than ever

so I can block one of
those three-badge bitches

from getting four.

I am in defense mode now.

I was thinking
about maybe braiding

some kind of, like, slit dress,

and it was, like,
wrapping up me.

- Yeah.

- So, girl, I have
my game face on.

It looks like this.

Yeah. That's it.

I feel couture already.

- Mik got a fierce-ass box,

and I know she's gonna
turn it out no matter what.

Aside from my queen,
Roxxxy Andrews,

Gottmik is my biggest
competition this week,

for sure.

The fabric is just
amazing already.

- I gotta watch
out for this bitch

because I'm the only
one with three badges

that has not been cut off.

So if I'm not in the top,

I for sure am gonna be snipped.

The bitch is fierce,

but I'm gonna win this challenge

and make her eat it.

The brow.

Sorry.

My Botox wore off.

- Ooh, you look like
a fabulous burrito.

- Hey, ladykins.

[together] Hey!

- Aw, the sweet sounds
of queens sewing.

It's music to my ears.

- Mine too.

It's just Roxxxy.

- All right, Jorgeous.

- Coming!

Hey. - Hi.

Now, something changed
in you for the roast.

Something really clicked.

My God. Not gonna lie, Ru,

I feel really good
now because I'm able

to step into these
challenges headfirst,

like, ready to tackle them.

And I feel like I've been
doing such a good job.

- You should feel
proud of yourself.

But it's been a few weeks
since you've won a challenge.

How are you gonna
make it three badges?

My God. Well, I gotta
turn this look out for you.

- So you got "I Bring the Beat."

- What does that mean to you?
- My God.

Well, I remember
hearing it on season five,

watching Roxxxy...

- Coming out with a slingshot.

I'm like, my God, that's
the kind of drag I want to do.

And you know what?

I'ma try to pay "ho-mage" to it.

- Did you say "ho-mage"?

- Ho-mage, Mama. [laughter]

This week is gonna
be stiff competition,

but I won my sewing
challenge my season,

so I definitely feel
like I could win again.

- All right, I can't wait to see

this little slingshot
you're working on.

Yes. It's gonna be cutesy.

- [laughs] - I can't
wait to show you.

- She said "ho-mage."

- That's too funny.

- You got "New Friends
Silver, Old Friends Gold."

- I decided that I'm going
to braid the whole dress.

Very beau monde-looking,
and then quilt it all together.

- Ooh.

- Yeah.
- That's a tall order.

- I know. The gay audacity.

I've never done that in my life.

But here I am braiding.

- Now, a couple of weeks
ago during the roast,

it felt like you were
feeling some kind of way.

- You had some
fun jokes, it just...

you seemed more reserved.

- You were holding back.

- It hurt me to, like,
hear you say that,

and I couldn't even speak back,

'cause I was like, I'm
gonna cry. And I never cry.

But the second I opened
up to everyone, I felt better.

- Here's the thing... this
experience with these queens,

they may chop you,
they do all this stuff,

but this is your family.

- Yeah, no. 100%.

- And "New Friends Silver,
Old Friends Gold" speaks

to... the bonds that we have
over the course of a long life.

I'm working with friends
today I've had since...

[voice breaks] 1985.

My gosh.

- And then new friends.

- Also gold.

- Silver-gold. [laughter]

- Platinum.

- I love you, kiddo.

I mean it.
- Thank you so much.

- So you're doing a
western-wear-chap storyline

with this ultra suede?

- Yes.
- I love a fringe moment.

- I love a fringe.
- I love everything

to do with fringe moments.

Why did you choose
"Lady Cowboy"?

- Old Roxxxy would choose
the most beautiful fabric,

but the hardest one for
me would be cowboy.

And I'm here

to think outside the box.

I'm here for my crown.

I wanna raise as
much money as I can

and show you that
I'm still that bitch.

You certainly are.

Now, tell us about your
charity and what they do.

- The Miracle of Love,
which is in Orlando.

And under the umbrella
of the Miracle of Love

are these girls called
the Divas in Dialogue.

The Divas in Dialogue
is the reason why

I chose the Miracle of Love.

It's a program that is
specifically designed

for trans people.

They help get gender
markers changed,

and you can go there
to get medication,

to just get knowledge,

and, you know, be with
people who are your family

if you don't have
a family to get help.

They have movie nights.

They go bowling,

which helps people
go out in public

and feel comfortable
as their authentic selves.

That's what I'm here
for, and I'm very thankful

that we still can raise money.

- Can't wait. I always
love what you design.

You are so talented.
- Thank you so much.

- All right. Well,
thank you, Roxxxy.

- Love you, Mama.
- Love you, darling.

So you got "Cha Cha Bitch."

- It selected me.
- [laughs] It selected you.

- So it's gonna be
a little sexy, I think.

And a little bit more fun.

And just a different
energy for me,

which I'm really
trying to channel.

- I love it.

Now, you have a street
named after you in Ohio.

What is it called?
- It's called Nina West Way.

- Nina West Way.
- Yeah.

- I love that. How
did that come about?

- I'm not sure. I
think a lot of people

maybe came together
and signed a petition,

and, you know, made
that happen for me.

And so the city of
Columbus honored me

with naming a street after
me right by my home bar.

- Nina West Way is
such a tribute to the fact

that you have been
so giving in your career

and in your life.

- It's humbling, right?

Since the very
beginning of my career,

I was raised to give back.

My drag mother,
Virginia, taught me

that drag queens have a job,

which is protecting, defending,

and entertaining a community,
specifically queer people.

So it would mean the world
to me to win a badge this week

and get one step
closer to the $200,000

for the Trevor Project.

- So Shannel gets Christmas.
- Yes.

That was a surprise to, no one.

- No one. [laughs]

- Do you know what
you're gonna do?

Did you have too many choices?

I had to kind of edit
things, because it's so easy

with Christmas to
throw everything

on the Christmas tree
and go, it's amazing.

- Which I would normally do.

- We spoke on the
runway last week

about your brain's way
of trying to sabotage you.

- I was on this show
so many years ago.

Maybe I just can't
keep up with everybody.

- We all have this voice,

but we don't let
it drive the car.

What are your thoughts now?

- When I thought
about everything,

just in my solace
in my own head,

I realized that,
like... I'm, um...

I guess I always
felt like I let you down

because I made
the decision to leave.

- Shannel, who should
be eliminated tonight?

- I nominate myself.

And for 15 years, I have...

I think I've just felt like
a failure because of that.

I never wanted you
to think of me that way,

because I wanna make you proud.

I mean, I do.

- Listen, I already am
proud of you, Shannel.

What you've done in
your career is phenomenal.

You are world renowned.

You're already a winner.

So as Mama Ru talking
to one of my firstborn,

I'm proud of you
already, Shannel.

- That means the world.

- It's the truth.

It's true.
- It really means a lot.

- I need you to tell that

to that child who
lives inside of you.

He's the one who
needs to hear it.

He's the one who needs to hear
it the most from you, from you.

You are worthy.

- For the last 15 years,

that's something I
internally struggled with

and something
that I never thought

that I would actually
be able to say to Ru.

It feels pretty damn
good to let that go

and move on from it.

Glide out of it.
Stride out of it.

- Merry Christmas, children.

- Yes.
- Here's your gift.

It's Shannel.

There you go.

- Thank you. Thank you so much.

- So, Angeria, you got
the song "Cake & Candy."

- Yes.

- Now, are you
gonna use a silhouette

that has worked
for you in the past?

- OK.
- Do you have a sketch there?

- So that's what I
need your help with.

- OK.
- 'Cause I am...

at this point,
I'm a little indecisive.

- OK, so I see that there's
a gown there that has...

- There is a gown.
- A crisscross in front...

- Yes.
- And has a train in the back.

- Yes, so I was thinking about
doing the gown out of this.

- Yeah.
- And then taking this fabric

and then, you know,
draping... - I love it.

Very Ashford & Simpson.
- Yes.

- Well, what was
the other choice?

- Maybe, like, doing
something else

that I haven't really done,

like a jumpsuit or
something like that.

- Gown will work, but in
terms of the feeling of the song,

it is kind of a jumpsuit
with a big old fat ass.

- Yeah.
- In a way. I don't need to...

- Yeah.
- I don't wanna influence...

I'm just gonna
workshop this with you.

- Yeah, OK.
- You have three badges.

If you don't win,

somebody's gonna
try to come for you

with them Ruby Snippers.

I feel like

I might as well be
wearing a big old sign

right here on my forehead
that say, "Snip me! Snip me!"

That's how I feel.

- That's how I feel.

OK, girl.

Gown, jumpsuit, gown, jumpsuit,
gown, jumpsuit, gown, jumpsuit?

I don't know.

[growls] Lord have mercy.

Jesus, please take that
sewing machine and guide me,

God, to make the
right decision, OK?

'Cause, listen, I
need to win this one.

Just wanna get it together.

- You should get
this and border it.

So give me a
scrap of this fabric.

- [laughs] Come on, sheer.

- [laughs] I live.

- You just hold it in place.

Don't pull it yet
till I start the stitch.

My God.

- You see what I'm saying?
- Bitch!

- It looks so much
more finished.

- I need to fully embrace
the nudity, I think, of it all.

- Ooh.
- That's pretty.

- I cannot believe I made this.

It's giving me confidence

to show off my body in a
completely different way.

- That's so adventurous for you.

- But it looks great.

- She did that.

I'm, like, naked.

- It's OK to be a little
naked every now and then.

Ain't that right, Jorgeous?
- Yeah.

- I'm naked right now.

- Damn it.

- What's the tea, sister?

- This is a train
wreck over here.

- What's happenin'?

- I'm about to hand-sew
this whole goddamn thing.

- You want me to run it
through my machine real quick?

I'm realizing I am
helping Shannel out a lot.

I'm, like, kind of checking
myself every now and then.

Like, what time it is?

How much time I got?

It's all sewed up
and ready for you.

- You're the best.
- But I don't mind,

'cause she did choose me
first, and this is my homegirl.

We've been getting real
close, so I don't mind.

I got you, girl.

As long as I have time

to finish my look.

My God. Plastique.

- [laughs] - You're
fucking nuts.

- Isn't she just
over here doing art?

- Girl. Jesus.

- This is, like, not big enough.

I want it to be huge.

For the ball, I did
something obnoxiously big.

So for "Star Baby," I
want to do something

that is even more
obnoxiously big.

I wanna make a
star-shaped train,

which is very difficult.

Everything has
to be symmetrical.

Everything has to have a hem.

Everything has to have a lining.

Everything has to look finished.

And we only have a
very small amount of time.

I have to get that
fucking badge.

[panting] If it's
the last thing I do!

- If you're not in the top,

you think you're
getting chopped?

- The writings are on the walls.

A lot of stuff is riding on

this little "Star
Baby" garment, OK?

I have to be the winner.

There's no other choice.

- You sewing gloves?

- I don't know. I'm tryin'.

- Well, that wasn't worth it.

Gloves?

Who do I think I am?

Chanel?

Not Shannel the drag
queen. Chanel the hou...

never mind. [laughs]

Roxxxy...
- Yup.

- If you were to make a glove,

how would you make that glove?

- You'd take your hand,

and you trace it with a Sharpie.

- Like this?
- Then you cut that out.

- You know, I could easily
throw my hands up and say,

I can't do this,
but I'm actually trying

to prove to myself
that I can do this.

No.

Shit.

This is week eight.

I only have two badges.

And if I wanna be
a serious contender

for this finale, I gotta
turn it out on this runway.

- Baby, who wrist is this?

- Mine.
- Jorgeous?

- And this is, like, the
third one I've tried to do.

- You got man
hand, girl. [laughs]

You thought this was your wrist?

- Look at that. It go round it.

She was makin' a glove
for "Toddlers & Tiaras."

You're the daddy.

Let's make a realistic
glove for Neens.

No. Please work.

Damn it.

I'm trying to make the jumpsuit

that I told Ru
that I would make,

and it's just not...

It's just not lookin' good.

I think I'm running into that
issue that I have every time.

- What?

- Which is trying to take a risk

and do something different
when I could literally

just make things I know
I know how to make.

- RuPaul says, like, don't
try to reinvent the wheel.

- I know about the wheel.

Start this over and go again.

I gotta go back to
the drawing board

because I'm just not
likin' what's going on.

- This is givin' librarian.

It's giving very librarian.

- I'm running out of material.

I'm runnin' out of time.

Whoo! Bitch, I'm sweatin'.

I was gonna make,
like, this jumpsuit.

But now I'm thinking
of instead doing, like...

- A leotard?
- A leotard and chaps.

I'm making chaps
for the first time.

- Are you serious?
- But I was like, I'm country.

I'm... I'm... I'm "Lady Cowboy."

- It worked though.

- I was like, I gotta
try something.

- Yeah, yeah. No.

- Come on, chap sister.

- You are going at it.

- Girl. Pfft.

Slowly but surely.

I am making these braids,

and this fabric
is only one sided,

so I have to sew
the fabric together.

And then you have
to flip it inside out.

I hope I have muscles
by the end of this.

[laughs] Yeah.

It's a little chaotic
at the moment,

but it'll turn out fine.

I promise to myself.

The noise.

You're gonna be
hearing that in your sleep.

[vocalizes fabric
crunching] - Yeah!

- You'll wake up.

- It's a little cheetah girl.

- It's kitty girl to you.

- Shit a-girl.
- Shit a-kitty.

Shit. Meow.

- How long have we been working?

- Forever. [laughs]

- Girl, I've been working
on this same glove

for, like, the last hour, so...
- At least you have a base.

I have chaps that
I've been stoning.

I have nothing for the top.

- How fast you run this
through the machine?

I challenge you.

I wanna see how
fast you can do it.

- My glue's dryin',

so I can't come over there.

If all you hos beat me again,

I'ma be up there like,

OK, it was cute
the first time now.

Mama can help, but Mama
is busy right now, OK?

I had a cute idea in the moment

that I thought was to
write "Lady Cowboy"

on the back of my chaps.

Nothing like a
rhinestoned cowgirl,

so it's probably a
thousand stones

that I'm putting on here.

When thinking of
things to do, take it easy.

Don't fucking stone shit.

I still need to make
the denim leotard

and the jacket with fringe.

- Come on, Dallas cowgirl.
- Very.

"Give me a sewing challenge
and I'll give you what you like."

But my workload is above
and beyond and way too much.

All right, I gotta
leave this alone.

I have to move on
to something else.

- Yeah!

No!

- Whoo!
- Stop!

- Do-do-do.
- Whoo!

Whoo, bitch, I'm tired.

- We're back into
this Werk Room,

gettin' ready to
rock this runway.

Ma'am.

A doozy, honey.

- Well, you seem
in a great mood.

- My coffee's startin' to kick.

Baby, I worked into the night,

and I was still
doing rhinestones.

But I have a finished product.

And hopefully I
walk that perfect line

of hokeypokey and couture.

Fingers crossed, America.

- [whispers] I still
got more to do, bitch.

You still have more?

My God.

- I'm going crazy.

Girl, I am finishing my
makeup in 30 minutes

so that I can have more
time to finish this garment.

- How's your look?

- She came together.

- Do you think you're gonna
be in the top this week?

- I do feel like I could.

I think it's well
done. It looks good.

It looks cool. I like it.
- Yeah.

- If you won, do you know
who you would cut off?

- Definitely someone with
the most badges, for sure.

- There's options.

- There is options.

- Roxxxita.
- Yeah.

- I noticed that you got

that old-school drag
mom energy, girl.

You just help everybody
in the room and stuff.

Do you have drag kids?

- I do. I have two.

I have a girl and a boy,
and I love them to death,

and they make me
proud every day.

When I didn't have
that motherly figure

and that biological family,

drag family really
came into play.

When I became Erica's child,

she was harsh as a drag mother,

but in the best
way, in a loving way.

Without the Andrews
family and my drag mother,

I don't believe that I'd be as
strong a person as I am today.

And that's why I love
the Miracle of Love

and the Divas in Dialogue.

Because it's totally
like a drag family

for people that don't have one.

Do you have kids, Angeria?
- Yeah.

I have 10. [laughs sheepishly]

[together] What?

- I have four sons
and six daughters.

- You're like one
of the Duggars.

- Literally, when we're on tour,

every city that we went
to, she had a daughter

in every city.

- No, but she's
not lying, though,

because they really
was coming to the tour.

And I felt like I
was always coming

in the dressing room like,

Jorgeous, this is my daughter,

or this is my son.

My God.

How did that
happen? Like, what...

- She was a ho.

- You don't use protection?
- Yeah, I'm a ho.

I ain't know how
to get my tubes tied.

Plastique, you
had threw that on, bitch.

- You got your makeup on.

- And this is the
prettiest I've ever been.

- I love the Anastasia products.

- I think Plastique's is
the biggest undertaking,

so I'm excited to
see it all shake out.

- I still have so much
to do. It is crazy.

I might have been too ambitious.

I'm just over here with stars
and fabric and panels and trim,

but no skirt.

And it's literally a
race against time.

Are you done with your fit?

Yes.

- Must be nice!

It definitely feels like I
have a target on my back.

And I don't want
the Ruby Snippers

to touch my delicate body.

I'm just gonna have to,
like, glue shit to my body.

- Safety pin...
- For sure.

- And then just hope I
don't die on the runway.

- Ooh. [light applause]

The hair.

- You look like a
gorgeous piñata.

- You're stupid.

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

She's a female phenomenon.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Well, listen,

I've been called much worse.

- I'll take it.

- Hey, and I'm sorry

for all those things
I called you earlier.

- We are all jealous
of her boogie.

It's the stunning Ts Madison.

- Ru, I always see
you lookin', and I love it.

- Guess who's back in the house.

It's the incredible
Jeremy Scott.

- Hello, Ru.

May I call you Mother?

- [laughs] Of course, darling.

Everybody does.

This week we
challenged our queens

to create dragtastic
fashions inspired by my music.

And tonight, they're ready
to bring it to the runway.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Category is "Make
Your Own Kind of Rusic."

Up first...

Plastique Tiara.

- Out of this world.

- The song is named "Star Baby."

so why not make the
biggest star-shaped train

to have ever come
down this runway?

- That's not just a train.

That's the Starlight Express.

- Honestly, I do not
know if I was going

to finish this in time,

but I poured my heart
and soul into this piece.

I feel like I just gave birth.

A star is born.

- Look, Mama, she's a star.

Up next, Jorgeous.

She comes from
planet ho. [laughter]

- Girl, I look like a sickening

space-age pop superstar
performing in concerts

with all these little aliens
watching, you know.

And the beat is super funky.

- She brings the
beat and the heat.

- I'm showing a little body.

I'm serving a lot
of mug right now.

I feel like 10 feet tall
walking down this runway.

- You know what they
say... less is moregous.

Up next, Gottmik.

Is that a chastity purse?

- This look is

"New Friends Silver,
Old Friends Gold" down.

It's braids and chains
locked up and gorgeous,

which represents how your
old friends and new friends

get woven together.

- She made this for her
opening night at Fort Knox.

- [laughs] - It's like
a whole narrative.

It's an art piece, Mama.

- She's got the
competition on lock.

- Yes. Lock her up.

Lock her up!

Up next, Shannel.

- Yes, make the yuletide slay.

- Hello. I'm the
queen of Christmas,

and I'm having fun
walking down the runway.

- Mrs. Claus better watch out.

There's another woman
on the North Pole, honey.

- Kind of like I'm walking
into a Christmas party

trying to greet all the guests.

I've probably had
a few cocktails,

and I'm being the
ho, ho, ho of the party.

- She's such a gift, isn't she?

- She's sitting on
a secret Santa.

Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

Yeehaw.

- Baby, let me tell you,
I'm walking this rodeo,

and I am looking fly.

I got my chaps. I got
my straw in my mouth.

- Is that what you
call a one-trick booty?

- Several tricks.

- You can't tell me I'm not
the cowboy doll right now.

- This is definitely
not her first rodeo.

Up next, Miss Vanjie.

It's the missing Pussycat Doll.

- Found her.

- Look at me drop it
down, pick it back up.

I'm twirling and
getting my fantasy

in cheetah print, animal print.

Shout out to ASPCA.

- Ooh, she's giving
me cat-scratch fever.

- But after giving very
video girl trash, I look good.

And if you don't think
so, shove it up your ass.

- Don't you wish your
pussy was hot like me?

Up next, Nina West.

La Isla Bonina.

- For this runway, I am serving

straight-up camp with the vamp.

I feel like a little
bit of a sex kitten.

Meow.

- I'm dark, mysterious,
but also sexy.

I love my polka dot hat that
I'm trying to peek out of it.

- Very fascinating. [laughter]

- And I'm so proud of
myself 'cause I've got what?

Two gloves!

She's a designer, Mama.

- Spotted in All
Stars 9, Nina West.

Up next, Angeria
Paris VanMicheals.

All the brothers
wanna eat her cake.

And candy.

Look at that!

I have a sickening leotard
with attached chaps, honey.

I am serving you all
of the body-ody-ody.

You better get into
this blonde hair, bitch.

- Just the icing on top.

- Yes, it is.
- Pure buttercream.

- You see all of this
cake back there, girl.

And it look good, too.

I know you want to eat it.

- If it walk like a duck,
quack like a duck, it's a tuck.

- OK. [laughter]

Welcome, Queens.

Tonight I'll name the top
two All Stars of the week.

Each will receive a
Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

The top two will lip-synch

for their chance to win
$10,000 for their charity,

plus the power to cut off

one of their fellow competitors

from receiving a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge next week.

Now remember,
in our grand finale,

the top three queens

with the most Beautiful
Benefactress Badges

will compete for a super
donation of $200,000

for their charity.

Now, listen, I know this is
going to break your hearts,

but this is the final week

that the Ruby Snippers
can be used to snip a bitch.

Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, Plastique.

- Plastique, I love a girl
that gives a big reveal.

When it dropped on the
floor and you started walking,

I said, ooh, this is a
runaway bitch, right here.

- I love the concept
of the star train.

It's very original.

All of this work
here, perfection.

- It is masterful.

Stars are not easy to cut.

I also want to give you credit
for lining the underside of it.

But the lining was
coming off a little bit.

- You know, Plastique,

you made a lot of really
smart choices here.

The gown is just spectacular.

And the color combination

and the way you've let that
long neck do all the talking.

- That is so beautiful.

Up next, Jorgeous!

- I think you really achieved
bringing the song alive.

You look fun and exciting,

and I love that you
brought this green into here

and didn't keep
it all holographic.

- Yes.

- I think that was a
really smart move.

- I love how you've
opened up these spaces

to elongate yourself.

It really does make it
feel like an elevated whore.

Exactly.

- I heard "elevator whore."

- [laughs] - I totally
misheard that.

- All right. Up next, Gottmik.

- This is sickening, honey.

- Thanks, gorgeous.
- It's everything to me.

- Thank you.

- The bag, honey.

Lock her up.

- I love that you
mixed the metals.

I love that you braided it.

It all makes sense.

- I love that not
only did you follow

the "New Friends
Silver, Old Friends Gold,"

but you created
another storyline,

which is the lock and key.

- This is old friends,
and it's, like, locked up,

and that bond of friendship.

Yes.

- I was just going to say that.

- All right. Up next, Shannel.

- Ho, ho, ho.

Merry Kitschmas.

- I was like, damn,
it's Christmas already?

- Already.

- I ain't buying nobody shit.

I love the way that
everything is big.

It's just something about
me loving everything big.

- And you made it a
short dress to show off

those gorgeous legs,
which is always a smart idea.

- You've got, like,
centerpieces on your shoulder

and on your hip
and in your hair.

I mean, it's
simple. It's a dress.

But the accouterments
are not simple.

- Well, thank you for
making the yuletide gay.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

- Hey, mama.

- Well, howdy, lady cowboy.

- Howdy, girl! [laughter]

- I was excited when I saw
that you had "Lady Cowboy"

because I thought, what is
Roxxxy going to do with that?

And this is just what I'd
hoped you'd do with it.

You've got a bolero.
Not easy to do.

The bandanna worked
into this bodysuit.

Rhinestone-encrusted
chaps all the way down the leg.

You did, like, a
multi-dimensional story here.

- This is ready for the runway.

I could see a whole collection
built around this one outfit.

You have really brought
Miss "Lady Cowboy" to life.

- I love the caramel-color
hair and makeup

into the ultra suede.

I will say, because you
took the jacket off so quickly,

it seemed like you
were lacking fringe.

But when I see you here,
you have plenty of fringe.

The trick is let us linger
with you a little longer

before you rodeoed it off.

- She was trying to
hypnotize us with that ass.

- Is that all your ass, girl?
- Yes.

- Turn around. Let
me see that thing.

Do what you did on
the runway, sister.

Ooh.

- Make it clap!

- Astounding.

- Up next, Miss Vanjie!

- That's leopard, right?
- Yes. Yes, it is.

- I thought it was really cute.

Vanjie's just a
kitty girl at all times.

It didn't need to be
a smack in the face.

And I thought that
you executed it great.

- I couldn't really
see the leopard.

I see it now, so I didn't
really get the kitty girl.

Now I get it a
little bit better.

You're the consummate
around-the-way girl.

And it felt fun,
and it felt on brand.

- I love those buckles,
those belts down there.

That's what the pilgrims
wore when they landed.

- Straight off the Mayflower.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, I remember that.

- Up next, Nina West.

"Cha Cha Bitch."

- Nina West.

- Madison.

- You sexy sister.

Come up and see me sometime.

- I wrote "sophisticated camp."

And your dress is
exquisitely made.

Everything fits
great, looks great.

It's just... [smacks lips]

To a T.
- This is fantastic.

Hair is the right size.

The dish on your
head gets cable.

Gorgeous corset,
opera-length gloves.

It just makes sense.

- I think we're all kind of
gobsmacked because we really

did not expect you to
do as well as you've done

in this challenge.
- Thank you.

- The proportions are right.

It's really
fantastic. It really is.

- Thank you.

- Up next, "Cake
and Candy." Angeria.

- This fabric is gorgeous.

It looks so good on your body,

the way everything is sparkling.

When you were walking on
the runway, I said, ooh, OK.

She knows how
to put stuff together.

I love the hair the most.

That is the icing on the cake.

And this sculptural,
crystallized,

undulating hair is so beautiful.

- I like what you did with
the adding of the cowl neck

because it changes up
the simplicity of a leotard.

That's how to be smart

about wearing
leotards is change it up.

So you're not going to
go, bitch, Michelle is just

going to say it's a
leotard, you know?

- So were you inspired
by Roxxxy with the chaps?

No.

I said as long as I
make mine different,

I should be all right.

- [laughs] OK.

Thank you, All Stars. I
think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

We're looking for the two
top All Stars of the week.

- Plastique.

The minute she came
around that corner,

it was love at
first sight for me.

She took a huge
swing with that cape,

and it was such a production.

I loved looking at it.

- I thought that was the
best look tonight, really.

I mean, the star is a train.

I thought it was, like,
a very new concept.

And she looked so regal to me.

- And her mug
was just so on point.

She's such a pretty girl.

- Listen, this was not
an easy thing to do.

And ultimately, it
turned out so beautifully.

- Gottmik. That
outfit was amazing.

I loved the way
that it fit her body.

And that pocketbook.

Let me get that bag, girl.

- I thought that was the
most fashionable one,

and I really loved it.

I loved how she took it.

I loved the interpretation I
saw from the song to the look.

And that would be my
other number-one tonight.

- Roxxxy.

This is one of my
tops for the night.

I absolutely loved every
single thing about this.

From the color of
the fabric to the way

she cut it, the way
she thought about it.

The denim bodysuit
with the bandanna

lining in the décolleté.

Like, all of it makes sense.

Everything was thought out.

- This outfit just blew me away.

I wanted to put the
whole outfit in my mouth.

[laughter] Nina West.

I loved everything
about her outfit.

I wouldn't have never
known that she's not a sewer,

especially the
way that the outfit

was contoured to her body.
- Yeah.

I've never seen our
Nina West look better.

Everything was perfect there.

- Yeah. The fit and
construction looked great.

She looked impeccable.

- All right. [claps] Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your "Make
Your Own Kind of Rusic"

runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Plastique Tiara...

and Roxxxy Andrews.

- Yes.
- All right.

- Condragulations.

You've each earned a
Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

And you're both one
step closer to winning

the $200,000 grand
prize for your charity.

- Thank you.

- Ladykins, the rest
of you can take a seat.

- Thank you.

- Kill it, girl.
- Love you guys.

- You better get it, bitch.
- I love y'all.

- Mwah.

- Let me go and
park it to the side.

- Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me,

win $10,000 for your charity,

and earn the power to cut off

one of your fellow queens

from receiving a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge next week.

The time has come...

For you to Lip Sync for...

Your Charity!

- Roxxxy has never
lost a lip sync in her life.

And this season,
I've lost three.

I haven't won any money yet,

but I'm going to fight for the
Asian American Foundation.

- Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

- All right, now.

[laughter] - Not
filing the nail!

- Whoo!

- Work out, then.

- All Stars, I've
made my decision.

Roxxxy, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've won a cash tip of
$10,000 for your charity,

Miracle of Love.

- Thank you so much.

- Plastique, you are
free to slay another day.

- All right.

- Please step to the
back of the stage.

- Thank you, judges.

- Queens, please
join Roxxxy on stage.

Roxxxy, with great power
comes great responsibility.

For the final time this season,
using the ruby snippers...

The time has come
for you to cut off

one of your fellow Queens

from receiving a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge next week.

So, Roxxxy, which
sister will you scissor?

- It's time to go
snip, snip a bitch,

and I know exactly
where I'm going.

It's an eye for an eye.

- Snip, snip, my
beautiful sister.

- Angeria's like...

- Yeah, I'm used to it.
I've been here before.

- Well, Angeria,
as you well know,

next week you can
compete and even win,

but Roxxxy has cut
you off from earning

a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

- It's the last time
they can do it.

- Condragulations, All Stars,

and remember, if
you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen!
- All right.

Now let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

For this week's Maxi
Challenge, you'll be starring in

Rosemarie's Baby
Shower: The Rusical.

- Can you keep it at
"once you get to know me"?

- You said "when."
- I did?

- And three.
And... no, do it again.

From the top, Nina.

- I am worried about the
speed with which we're moving.

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