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Zoé, where the hell are you?
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The shoot is about to start!
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Can you even hear me
through your walkie-talkie?
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We can start now. Come here.
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We must go live. The client's waiting.
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I need you, the wheel and the models. Now!
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Zoé, where the hell are you?
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If you don't show up now,
I'm wringing your neck!
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Hey, I want the beauty light back there
and the softbox here.
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Go! Move it!
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Zoé, I swear,
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this was the first
and last time I put you in charge.
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I hope you heard that.
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The very last time.
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Let's play.
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Where are Zoé and the models?
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-No idea.
-Where is the wheel?
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It has to be in the middle of the set!
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I don't know either.
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Ellen is going to kill me.
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The Swiss want to start now.
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Is the connection ready?
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Go! Hurry up! Don't stand there.
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Zoé, if you don't show up right now,
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I'll take the stupid picture myself.
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-Good evening.
-Hello.
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Hello, everybody. Let's get started!
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We're looking for
the right position for the wheel,
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but you are welcome
to begin watching already. Okay?
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Great.
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I need Zoé on the camera. Now!
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With the models and the wheel!
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Yes, right there!
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-My God...
-Great...
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Welcome
You are not alone!
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Very tasty...
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ELLEN
It takes courage to face it. You have it!
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Maybe some coffee.
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Would you like to join us?
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No.
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I'll wait for you
to finish your coffee party.
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Ciao.
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So, you are the mistress of ceremonies?
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Yes. But therapist is fine.
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Nele, why don't you start?
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I'm a romance addict
with a problem beeper.
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Problem what?
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Beeper. As in,
show me five guys in a room and...
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Surprise! I'm in love.
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But always with the most problematic one.
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She falls for the wrong frog.
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At least I don't fuck the whole pond.
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Better than not fucking at all.
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Cute, you two. Have you guys fucked yet?
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No.
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Sex and dating aren't allowed.
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-For real?
-Yes. Whoever has sex is out.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
I wanted to as well.
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Right. Ben is a sex addict.
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-Relationship dolt.
-Sex addict.
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Anyone want coffee?
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Careful, Dennis. There it was again.
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-What?
-What?
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Fleeing from conflict.
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Yes.
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And that's?
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Blind agreement.
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Yes.
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Okay. For the record,
relationship dolt, romance addict, and...
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Yes, that too.
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Dennis.
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-I'm in a bad relationship.
-Why?
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Because my needs have no place in it.
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So, instead of breaking up,
you'd rather have your balls crushed?
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Yes.
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I am very curious. Why are you here?
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'Cause I don't want Ellen to fire me.
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Ellen de la Berge.
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-You know each other. Right?
-Yes.
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She made me promise to come here,
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-How long have you been here?
-Four months.
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-And you, Cinderella?
-Nine months.
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-And what about you?
-One.
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-Month?
-Year.
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I was Anja's first patient for this group.
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Wow! It seems your circle jerk
is really promising.
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Sorry, guys.
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No offense, but do you know
the difference between me and you?
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I love it. I love my freedom.
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And I love to fuck.
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It's nothing illegal or perverse.
I don't do it with animals or balloons.
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but maybe this little circle jerk
is exactly what you need.
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There are two options. A: you're right
and everyone has a problem but you.
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Which is very unlikely, but possible.
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Or B: you're not as tough as you act
and you want to make some changes.
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If so, you're welcome to come back
and discuss it further.
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Maybe you should ask yourself,
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why have they come here so long
and have so little to show for it?
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What's a circle jerk?
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-A soggy biscuit.
-Without the biscuit.
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Without the biscuit.
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Romantic addiction is a real thing.
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I didn't know that either
until I found the questionnaire online.
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Question one,
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do you feel
like your life make no sense without love?
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Question two,
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Do you think you have no identity
unless your someone's lover?
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Cinderella, are you crazy?
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If you want to talk about this,
do it in there.
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And here's some real world advice,
fuck Mr. Nice Guy and relax.
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What?
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There's not much to romanticize
and nothing to fall for with Mr. Nice Guy.
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No problem beeper, no problem.
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Question four,
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Have you had sexual encounters
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in inappropriate places
or with inappropriate people?
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Question five,
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Does your sexual behavior
affect your reputation?
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Come here.
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Gross!
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I don't have a problem. You do.
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Well, problems or not,
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I found people here
who make me feel understood.
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Does anyone understand you?
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And I mean truly understands you?
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Close the door. Close the door!
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Take the flyer with you!
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Photographer is a great job.
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It would be a shame if you got fired
just because you didn't come regularly.
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ENTRANCE
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She's a weirdo.
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Like me. But crazy and a woman.
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Typical newbie.
Still not ready for therapy.
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Zoé's great, right?
I tried convincing her to keep coming.
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She's right. We talk and talk and talk...
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Hey, Anja knows what she's doing.
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Anja is a pro.
She knows the journey is the reward.
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And your journey leads to chlamydia.
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You didn't even know what that was.
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Thank God you enlightened me.
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-Can you stop? Please?
-I will! I'll stop.
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But we should all finally start.
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Practice, not theory.
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I think I'll take Zoé's advice
and invite a Mr. Nice Guy over
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to have sex this weekend.
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-You?
-What?
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Yes. Completely unromantic
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and with someone
who arouses no feelings in me.
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Nele, we can't
do something that drastic. Can we?
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I'm in. If that's your move, then I'm in.
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I'll commit myself to Stella
until the next meeting.
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Who the hell is Stella?
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Stella is a girl
I've been dating for three weeks.
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I only knew about Milla,
Nelly, Cindy, Steffi, Katie...
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Stella is new to me too.
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Her name doesn't matter.
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Nele is right. It's time for action.
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Awesome.
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Anja will be proud of us. Thanks to Zoé.
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What about you, Denni boy?
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Sure.
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Have you tried the,
"You're too good for me," trick?
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When you can't break up,
so you make her dump you.
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Only a coward would do that.
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We're talking about Dennis.
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I can hear both of you guys.
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Take Yvonne for a romantic evening,
compliment her,
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"Baby, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me."
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And then, you casually mention
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that you can't understand
why she's with such a loser like you.
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Snow White gin, cucumber slices,
cranberry nectar and lemon zest.
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Gin Nele.
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I'd throw my drink at you
if you did something like that.
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Trust me. Yvonne has to want
to break up with you herself.
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When you escape from relationships
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That's his first true sentence in minutes.
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Cheers.
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"You are not alone. Everyone is welcome."
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Are you doing it with a balloon?
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Some people enjoy trying new things.
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Unfortunately, it only gives you pleasure.
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Why are you even here?
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Shouldn't you be at the shoot?
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Canceled. The Swiss didn't like
the new model.
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"New model"?
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The old one broke his leg
during your wheel stunt.
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He won't even be able to ride a balloon.
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I could ride you.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Cut the crap.
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Is this about the threesome?
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Are you jealous?
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You know, I'm just...
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Come on!
A lot of guys would kill for what we have.
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Don't you think?
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BEN - Don't forget. It's time for practice
rather than theory.
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Mother complex.
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Alcoholic.
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No.
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Sex addict.
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A thousand candles.
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Okay.
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NELE
Hey Mr. Nice Guy. You like candles too?
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We'll find a solution.
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Models are a dime a dozen.
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But this time without all the sex.
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-I completely agree.
-No more freak show.
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Just because you had problems
and lost control of sex,
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doesn't mean I need sex therapy
with your Anja!
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I'll be right back.
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My dear girl, you are on very thin ice.
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I'm in the middle of a crisis call
because we may lose this job.
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And my first assistant quit
because he won't work with you.
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Luca quit?
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Yes.
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He said you manipulate him,
and that you only care about yourself.
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-Fuck it. He's an idiot.
-Wait.
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I put you in charge of a shoot
for the first time,
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and what did you do?
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Got tied up in a wheel
to get fucked by models?
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They only ate me out. Okay?
We never really fucked.
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I don't know why you boycott yourself.
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But Anja is good.
She asks the right questions.
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I have to get back to my Swiss dummies
to keep buttering them up.
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I don't get it.
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My God!
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Dummies?
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Glad you could join us again
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for our latest episode,
this time, G-rated just for you.
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-I'm sure it was noth...
-Goodbye.
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You're worth more than you think.
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Believe me. I know what I'm talking about.
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I'll do it.
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I asked Yvonne to come here today.
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You're dumping her?
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By giving her roses?
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You told me to be romantic. So...
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Yes, romantic.
But this is maybe a bit too much.
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I knew I'd screw up.
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No.
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Just do it exactly like we planned. Okay?
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Yes.
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I'll put these on a vase.
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Thanks, Ben.
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Yvonne, it's over.
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Ciao.
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Difference between Full Brazilian
and Hollywood Style?
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Tips for better sex
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TREND STUDY,
better sex in tidy apartments
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Snow White gin, cucumber slices,
cranberry nectar and a bit lemon zest.
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With this drink
I used to win over every woman.
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But now, I'm spoken for. Almost.
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You asked me here
just so I could watch you flirt.
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Maybe. Or to show you my latest drink.
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You're not ghosting me then?
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Ghost you? Me? Never. On the contrary.
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-You hadn't texted in a week.
-Did so much time has pass already?
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My God! I can't believe it!
259
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,080
Bear, are those from you?
260
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,440
To think that you could be so romantic!
261
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,800
The menu.
262
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,400
We don't need the menu.
263
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,680
A Moscow mule and a swimming pool.
264
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,160
My bear wants to celebrate.
265
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,440
Stay calm,
266
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,400
and remember,
267
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,240
success is 90% mindset.
268
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,880
He's just you're type,
and you'll never see him again.
269
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,400
Wow!
270
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,520
That looks cool as hell!
271
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,400
You already prepared everything.
272
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,720
May I come in?
273
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,720
Yeah, you just look so...
274
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,280
Yeah, this is not my Sunday best.
275
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,000
So, why are we here?
What do you want to tell me?
276
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,720
I just wanted to tell you
277
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,320
that you really are
the greatest thing in my life.
278
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,560
I didn't mean to ghost you, Stella.
279
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,280
I needed time
to think about our relationship.
280
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,040
You have any idea
how long I've been waiting for this.
281
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,960
Really?
282
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,080
Did you say relationship?
283
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,200
Yes.
284
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,200
Maybe it's a bit lacking
in terms of communication, isn't it?
285
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,640
Yes, that's true.
And I wanted to talk about that.
286
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:09,000
Choosing a bar was not ideal.
But that's not the point.
287
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,080
This is about us.
288
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,440
You're a real... romantic.
289
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,160
I'm really into it.
290
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,720
Great. But today it's only sex and ciao.
291
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,200
-So...
-Yes?
292
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,800
I would like to see you more often.
293
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,280
Like three, four, five...
294
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,080
eight times a week. And you?
295
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:57,320
Yet, it's also really nice
that so many people will witness this.
296
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,760
So, may I?
297
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,840
Yes.
298
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,800
You can't be serious?
299
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,080
Well...
300
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,880
-It's over.
-Did you just drink my cocktail?
301
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:22,840
I'd like to get to know you better.
I want to know when your birthday is.
302
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,440
I want to know your zodiac sign.
303
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,320
You look like a Pisces.
304
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,080
Let's start with my name.
My name is Milla.
305
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,440
And the sex with you was really good.
306
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,440
I know. I hear that a lot.
307
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,040
But that's not enough.
308
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,760
-Yes, it is!
-No, it's not.
309
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,880
You're just not
the long term relationship type.
310
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,800
But if you want...
311
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,800
then maybe we can fuck again?
312
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,560
Come on, Ken.
313
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,240
Are you making a point by moving out too?
314
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,160
The Uber's on its way.
315
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,680
Will all this fit in it?
316
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,160
No idea.
317
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,720
We'll see.
318
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,680
I told you
I'm not a one-woman-one-man type of woman.
319
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,760
I know.
320
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,240
Do you remember our first shoot?
321
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,880
The Elbe bridges?
322
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,440
Yes, that one.
323
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,800
You were new
and had no idea how things worked,
324
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,800
but you bossed us around anyway.
325
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:54,160
Ellen loved you right away.
I have no idea how you did it.
326
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,520
She hates everyone but you.
327
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,480
I was fascinated by you.
328
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,680
Such a cool woman, I thought.
329
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,680
That night you told me
the difference between love and sex.
330
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,360
Well, the difference for you.
331
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,400
That I don't orgasm from love?
332
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,400
You know the real difference?
333
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,800
After all the sex and orgasms...
334
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,840
there's just emptiness.
335
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,480
Unfortunately, it wasn't until yesterday
that I realized you'd rather fuck around
336
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,840
than ask yourself why you hate everyone.
337
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,920
But I don't hate you.
338
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,240
You should check out question seven.
339
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,040
You're taking our coffee maker?
340
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,720
This is my coffee maker.
341
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,560
There is no, "Our."
342
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,640
Are you crazy?
343
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,240
I didn't mean to jump the gun.
344
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,400
It's just so cool
that you're into candle play.
345
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,320
It's something not a lot of people like.
346
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,920
I have to go somewhere.
347
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,400
To the toilet, I mean.
348
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,360
Sometimes I wonder...
349
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,360
how an incredible woman like you...
350
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,320
can be with a loser like me.
351
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,800
Because I know
that you would never leave me.
352
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,280
And if you ever think about it...
353
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,040
But that's not why we're here.
354
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,280
I know you don't have the guts to do it.
355
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,120
-I don't?
-No.
356
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,320
So, I'll do it for you.
357
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,240
Really?
358
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,120
But I won't kneel.
The way you should have.
359
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,960
What is Candle Play?
360
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,040
NEWS
HAMBURG BLICK
361
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,200
23-year-old Injured himself
during dangerous pleasure play
362
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280
Shit!
363
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,880
Hi Ben, I wanted to ask you
what the symptoms of chlamydia are?
364
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,800
I need to get rid of a guy fast!
365
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,760
My dearest bear!
366
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,800
We have been together
for more than four years now,
367
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,880
and we have overcome many crisis together.
368
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,520
For example...
369
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,720
when you had to tell
our neighbors about their cat.
370
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,400
Or when you picked out
the wrong color for our bathroom.
371
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,920
Or when you had that bowel obstruction.
372
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,480
That's why, Dennis Egon Albrecht,
373
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,640
you wanted to ask me here and now
374
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,720
if I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with you?
375
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,920
Poopy bear...
376
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,040
Were you going to ask me to marry you?
377
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,000
To be together until death do us part?
378
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,200
Yes.
379
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:29,080
Yes!
380
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:36,360
Yes!
381
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:43,360
Yes!
382
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,280
Everything all right?
383
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,720
Yes. It really burns when I pee.
384
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,240
And there's...
385
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,080
white stuff coming out the front of my...
386
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,080
my...
387
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,760
my peach.
388
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,920
Peach?
389
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,880
Yes. I have chlamydia. I just noticed.
390
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,520
Shit, chlamydia?
391
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,400
Are you sure? What are you doing?
392
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,840
The curtain's on fire!
393
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,640
We gotta get out of here! Come on, hurry!
394
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,920
Yes!
395
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,480
All is gone.
Even my blankie was gone in seconds.
396
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,800
Practice is really hard, isn't it?
397
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,040
Will she be mad?
398
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,880
At least we all screwed up.
399
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,720
There will be three entertaining stories.
400
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,000
We just have to accept that Zoé was right.
401
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,920
No, she wasn't.
402
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,880
I mean, you guys are a bunch of losers...
403
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,520
But... question number seven,
404
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,560
"Do you believe
that you are not acceptable?
405
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,880
"That the pain inside you
increases no matter what you do?"
406
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,800
Yes!
407
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,600
I can't do it alone.
408
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,360
You're all looking for someone
who you can stand to be with,
409
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,240
but I can't even stand myself.
410
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,920
Anja was right.
411
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,040
All in favor
of welcoming Zoé as a new member?
412
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,360
Welcome to the Love Addicts.
413
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
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