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(orchestral tuning)
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(glass shattering)
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(light chime music)
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(chime tones)
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(ethereal instrumental music)
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(upbeat pop music)
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♫ I want a man hotter
than a hot frying pan
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♫ Searing up a sizzlin' steak
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♫ I'll be burnin' on low
on your back burner baby
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♫ Taking long as it will it take
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♫ While I simmer
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♫ Bring me to a second boil
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♫ I love your secret recipe
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♫ You make me simmer
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♫ With a little more oil
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♫ Teach me something culinary
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♫ I have wined and dined in
all the fine places, baby
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♫ Five-star restaurants
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♫ Eating out has always
been my favorite thing
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♫ And you know just what this lady wants
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♫ Come on and simmer
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♫ Bless your shish kebab
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♫ Your pressure cooker makes my day
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♫ Come on and simmer
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♫ Stay on the job
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♫ I need a little taste of your saute
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♫ Come on and simmer
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♫ How you fricassee
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♫ You always leave me wantin' more
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♫ Come on and simmer
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♫ Now give it to me
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♫ You always leave me wantin' more
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♫ You always leave me wantin' more
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♫ You always leave me wantin' more
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(cheering and clapping)
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(drumhit)
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(light music)
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- I have known these
ladies for five years,
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and I don't think one day has gone by
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without Rebecca saying
something about Susan.
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(chuckling)
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- That's true.
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- That's good, and do
you Susan take Rebecca
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(chuckling)
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to honor, and respect, and enjoy?
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By the power vested in me,
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by the state of California,
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I now pronounce you
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- Well?
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- Married.
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(chuckles)
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(light music)
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- Aww.
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(applause)
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- Here's to a toast, yeah.
- A toast, a toast!
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- [Woman] I have a toast.
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- Aww.
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- To
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Rebecca and
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what's-her-name Susan.
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(laughing)
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Rebecca was my first love,
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so this is my farewell toast.
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I bid you farewell.
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Don't forget I taught
her everything she knows.
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(laughing)
- [Woman] Ooh!
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- [Susan] I thank you.
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- [Ex] Best of luck, Becca, Susan.
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And, uh, you know, we'll
see six months from now.
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- I so excited.
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(clink)
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- That's nice.
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- See you later, buddy.
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- Careful.
- Ooh!
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- Nice one.
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(laughing)
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Do you know how much that stuff costs?
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(laughing)
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- I found out Susan's pregnant,
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and, um, they're gonna
name the godparent tonight.
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I think it's gonna be me.
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- Yeah, I agree,
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if they want the baby to have
fashion advice from someone.
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- To love.
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- To love.
- To love.
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- Cheers, cheers.
- Cheers.
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- [Man] Cheers.
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- You guys, Susan and
I would just like to,
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(sighs) my wife (laughs).
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- Finally.
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- We would just like to thank
you guys for being here.
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I mean, this is what it's all about.
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I mean, you're our family.
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- [Susan] Also, just being here on
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what was a moment's notice.
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- Because of Proposition
8 looming over our heads,
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and The Family just being
all up in our business.
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- And, uh, and even though
it probably won't pass,
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we just thought that we should do it.
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- Just in case.
- Just in case.
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- So, thank you.
- Thank you.
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- And also, to our amazing Paul
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who pretty much orchestrated
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this whole evening.
- Cheers.
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(cheering and clapping)
- So, thank you.
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He insisted, and took care
of every little detail.
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You know Paul.
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- [All] To Paul.
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- And, uh, Paul this is for you from us.
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(interested murmurs)
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(chuckling)
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- Oh.
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- [Woman] Open it, open it.
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- Wow, um, okay.
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Oh, what the heck.
(laughing)
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Oh my god.
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Ladies and ladies.
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(laughing)
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I've just been asked to be this
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glorious couple's first child's godparent.
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(clapping)
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- Paul is gonna make the
worst godparent ever.
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- Yes, he's not going
to be very good at all.
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(clapping)
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- [Woman] It was a great space already,
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we just needed to clean out a little.
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- You spilled.
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- [Woman] I'm good, I'm drinking some.
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- Oops.
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- You know, Paul, I think
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you are going to make
the best godparent ever.
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Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
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- Ladies are the most faithful,
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ladies and seahorses
are the most faithful.
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(upbeat pop music)
(party chatter)
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- Do you know that guy?
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(soft chattering)
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- Don't look.
- Don't look.
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(laughing)
(soft chattering)
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- Terry, you need to calm down.
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Have some fun.
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Are you drinking?
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Drink more.
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- Oh for god's sakes, just ask him out.
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(clears throat)
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What are you taking now?
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Paul.
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- Terry thought he was
gonna be named a godparent.
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- Oh no, you are kidding me.
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I told,
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I told Susan not to tell
anybody, especially Terry,
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'cause he can't keep a secret.
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Is he hurt?
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- I beat Terry.
(laughing)
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- You're terrible.
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Here, it's an early birthday present.
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(gasping)
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Yeah!
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- Rebecca.
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Thank you.
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- Her 10th farewell performance.
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- Yeah, you know what,
you should ask Jim to go.
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I know he's a complete
Miss Piggy B freak, too.
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I think you guys would really hit it off.
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You should ask him.
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Paul, grow some big
ones and go ask him out.
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- You know I can't be in
a relationship right now.
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My work takes up all of my time,
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and keeping up with this house,
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and I'm way too set in my ways,
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and I think I'm allergic to Lycra.
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- Well, there's a pussy on
this couch, and it ain't me.
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(laid-back music)
(soft chattering)
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- [Man] Great speech.
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(gasping)
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- [Paul] Oh no, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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- [Woman] Don't worry.
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- [Waitor] Here you go.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- Yes, no problem.
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You dropped that, yes.
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(laughing)
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- At least it wasn't red wine.
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- I don't allow red wine in the house.
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It stains.
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- Well, I just love, love, love your home.
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It kind of reminds me of Tomorrow Land.
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- That's the best compliment ever.
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I loved your ceremony.
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- Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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So, Paul, Rebecca tells me you haven't
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had a relationship since high school.
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How does that make you feel?
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- Um.
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Just fine.
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- Well, it was great to
finally meet you, Paul.
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Here's my card.
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Call me anytime.
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Rebecca put me up to this (chuckles).
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- Thank you.
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(laid-back rhythmic music)
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(gasping)
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(paper rustles)
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I have tickets.
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- Oh!
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Wow, um, that's great.
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I'm actually producing the event.
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Well, I just wanted to come
by and say hi before I left.
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You know, Rebecca says so
much great things about you.
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She really loves you,
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which means you must not be
that bad, because she's great.
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Well, I guess, I guess
I'll see you around.
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Great place.
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- Yeah, the um.
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(laughing)
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- He didn't hear you say that.
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- Paul.
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- Be quiet.
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(bright piano music)
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- [Peggy B] And when I was 36 years old,
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I thought my life was over.
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Life hadn't gone the way that I planned
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and I thought I was through.
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After years of trying to
make something of myself,
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I had to wonder,
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is that it?
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Is that all I get?
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♫ Is that it
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♫ Is that all I get
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♫ I want more
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♫ More than before
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♫ If that's it
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♫ If that's all I get
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- So what now, Margo?
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(phone ringing)
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- [Susan] Paul?
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Paul, it's your father.
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- Hmm?
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- [Susan] It's your father.
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- Dad?
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- Have you heard from your mother?
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- What?
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- Your Mom.
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I mean, the car could break
down, she could get lost,
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she could end up in a ditch
on the side of the road.
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I mean, the woman has the worst
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sense of direction of anybody I know,
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even after I got her that
expensive GPS navigation system
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in that overpriced car of hers.
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I mean, she barely knows
- Dad, Dad.
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- How to turn it on.
- Dad.
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You're scaring me.
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- I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sure she's fine.
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She left today
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to, to drive out to see you.
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Just don't worry about her.
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I'm sure she's fine.
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How was Rebecca and Susan's wedding?
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(Paul sighs)
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- [Paul] It was perfect.
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- Yeah?
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Good.
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Paul, um,
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you ever think that maybe
you might wanna get married?
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- Well, I don't know, Dad.
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Mom doesn't exactly approve, and
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I mean.
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(scoffs)
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- Well, I just want you to
know that I'd support you, son,
270
00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,836
with all my heart,
271
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:12,816
and I'm sure your mother does, too.
272
00:14:12,816 --> 00:14:15,631
So, it's late, I'm gonna let you go,
273
00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:19,588
but, um, but, listen, don't
tell your mother I called, okay?
274
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:22,998
I know she wants to surprise
you herself in person.
275
00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:24,325
- Okay, Dad.
276
00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:25,742
- Well, just, um,
277
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,680
I love you Paulie.
278
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,763
- I love you.
279
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:32,612
- Goodnight, son.
280
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,200
- I can't believe it.
281
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:50,637
My dad just said that my
mom is coming to visit me,
282
00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:52,031
and that he and my mother support me
283
00:14:52,031 --> 00:14:54,531
if I ever want to get married.
284
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:56,860
- Wow.
285
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,317
- This is really a big deal.
286
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,150
- Cool.
287
00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:02,870
- Wow.
288
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:09,023
(upbeat instrumental music)
(clapping)
289
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:15,654
- Milly here runs her own
very successful company
290
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,786
that deals with multimillion dollar deals,
291
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:20,369
but
292
00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,478
she is a virgin.
293
00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:26,418
She has only had one
relationship in high school,
294
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:28,501
and she is very
295
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:29,959
very
296
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:30,792
unhappy.
297
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,612
- (sobbing) Nobody loves me.
298
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,984
- You're obviously a huge mess.
299
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:46,634
Have you ever thought
about any kind of therapy?
300
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:47,974
- No.
301
00:15:47,974 --> 00:15:51,582
- What is your professional
opinion of this Dr. Christina?
302
00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:52,529
(clapping)
303
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:54,651
- I think Milly's a complete mess.
304
00:15:54,651 --> 00:15:57,967
Most likely needs a long-time
commitment to my help.
305
00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,624
Possibly everyday for
the rest of her life.
306
00:16:00,624 --> 00:16:03,034
I think Milly should call
the number on the screen.
307
00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:05,710
Otherwise, she might as well.
308
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,934
(laughing)
Just to say hi.
309
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:09,127
- [Man On TV] Come to the Happy Garden.
310
00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:11,924
Happy Garden in Long Beach.
311
00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:12,955
This week's special,
(phone rings)
312
00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,445
Kung Pao chicken.
313
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,794
It's yummy, try it.
(beeping)
314
00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:19,346
- Dr. Christina (clears throat),
315
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,263
this is Paul Roll here.
316
00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:27,589
I need to make an appointment
with you real soon,
317
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,109
I don't,
318
00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:32,894
I don't want to be in therapy
for the rest of my life,
319
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:35,727
so can you call me back,
320
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:36,560
please?
321
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:39,511
Thank you.
322
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:42,063
Please, please.
323
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,813
- Is he your new American boyfriend?
324
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:50,313
- Don't be stupid.
325
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,850
He sounded gay.
326
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:55,344
(TV chatter in foreign language)
327
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:57,427
(crying)
328
00:16:58,855 --> 00:16:59,918
(phone rings)
329
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,593
- [Answering Machine] Hello,
please leave a message
330
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:03,189
after the tone. (beeps)
331
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,448
- [Paul] Dr. Christina, I
don't wanna die alone...
332
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:10,615
- He sounded gay.
(crying on answering machine)
333
00:17:12,046 --> 00:17:16,129
(TV chatter in foreign language)
334
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,486
(snoring)
335
00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:25,664
Stupid.
- Stupid.
336
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:34,613
(thunder rumbles)
(rain falling)
337
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,431
- Oh for god sakes, come on!
338
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:47,097
(crying)
339
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,202
Oh please!
340
00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:54,225
(thunder rumbles)
341
00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,058
Okay.
342
00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:00,921
Where am I?
343
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:03,980
- [GPS] Please relocate.
344
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:07,380
- Where am I?
- [GPS] Please relocate.
345
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,038
(sobbing)
346
00:18:10,038 --> 00:18:12,088
(thunder rumbles)
(rain falling)
347
00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:14,255
(gasping)
348
00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:26,323
(knocking)
349
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,917
- Need some help, honey?
350
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,500
(rain falling)
351
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,173
(knocking)
352
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:45,290
(glass shatters)
353
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,540
(knocking)
354
00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:53,470
- Where have you been?
355
00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,492
I've been calling you!
356
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:55,958
Oh my god, you look like shit.
357
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,422
(door thuds)
358
00:18:58,422 --> 00:18:59,628
- [Paul] What are you doing?
359
00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:00,559
- We're getting you dressed.
360
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,671
We're going to meet the gang for lunch.
361
00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:05,884
Oh my god, you have nothing to wear.
362
00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:07,352
We've gotta do something about this.
363
00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:09,398
- What's wrong with my clothes?
364
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,338
- Here, take this, ugh.
365
00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:12,255
That'll do.
366
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,670
And hurry up.
367
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:19,093
(ethereal instrumental music)
368
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:22,117
- [Rebecca] All you have to do, a little.
369
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,435
- [Terry] Miss Drama Queen over there.
370
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:27,393
- [Rebecca] All you have to
do is focus on what you want,
371
00:19:27,393 --> 00:19:28,226
right?
372
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:32,393
(chattering and laughter)
(sad contemplative music)
373
00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:45,884
- [Rachel] Listen, all you
have to do, a little...
374
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,842
- Miss Drama queen over here.
375
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:52,300
- [Rachel] All you have to
do is focus on what you want,
376
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,133
right?
377
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:56,716
- [Sara] The point is, there
are just some people...
378
00:19:56,716 --> 00:20:00,883
(chattering)
(contemplative music)
379
00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:58,619
(gasps)
380
00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:04,465
- I want to get married.
381
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:05,314
- Good!
- Okay!
382
00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:06,431
This is wonderful!
- No, okay.
383
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,863
- [Terry] Not okay.
384
00:21:07,863 --> 00:21:08,979
- Yes, it is okay.
385
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,354
Okay, at least you're starting to know
386
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,407
what it is you want, right?
387
00:21:12,407 --> 00:21:13,605
I think it's great.
388
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,582
I mean, you're gonna have
to hurry because, you know,
389
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:17,918
the latest polls show that
Proposition 8 is going to pass.
390
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,942
- How can this happen in this day and age?
391
00:21:20,942 --> 00:21:23,797
- Terry, you and Paul live in
your perfect little bubble,
392
00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,659
but the truth is there are some people
393
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,663
who just don't want us here.
394
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,984
And they're not gonna do
anything to make it easy.
395
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,631
- Yes, like Wisconsin.
396
00:21:31,631 --> 00:21:33,503
- Better hurry up then.
397
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:35,916
- Guys, listen, in reality
he's not gonna be able
398
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,145
to get married in the next
399
00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,540
couple of days.
- Listen,
400
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:41,356
everybody has their own process, right?
401
00:21:41,356 --> 00:21:43,109
Especially Paul.
- Please stop with this.
402
00:21:43,109 --> 00:21:44,788
Don't encourage this crazy fool
403
00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:46,109
anymore than he's already crazy.
404
00:21:46,109 --> 00:21:48,500
- All I know is that when I finally let go
405
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,496
of the idea of what was
supposed to make me happy...
406
00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:52,374
- Don't listen to her, okay?
407
00:21:52,374 --> 00:21:54,041
- I found happiness.
408
00:21:55,386 --> 00:21:56,921
- Where did you buy your vanilla candles?
409
00:21:56,921 --> 00:22:00,888
- Okay, look, I'm trying
to tell a story here, okay.
410
00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,799
You know, sometimes if you,
411
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:06,497
if you hang onto something so tight,
412
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:08,767
I don't know, you just, it could end up
413
00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:10,725
slipping right through
your fingers, you know.
414
00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,338
- Hey.
415
00:22:12,338 --> 00:22:13,338
Oh hey, Jim!
416
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,373
- We're late.
417
00:22:15,373 --> 00:22:17,310
- [Jim] Yeah, are you
guys coming, or what?
418
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,476
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
419
00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:20,583
- You guys, we're organizing a big rally.
420
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,380
Sorry, we gotta go.
(chuckling)
421
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:24,828
- [Rebecca] You guys I'm so sorry.
422
00:22:24,828 --> 00:22:27,687
I'm so sorry.
(soft chattering)
423
00:22:27,687 --> 00:22:29,803
Let's go.
- He'll be fine.
424
00:22:29,803 --> 00:22:32,498
(soft chattering)
Oh, it's okay.
425
00:22:32,498 --> 00:22:33,665
- Don't leave.
426
00:22:35,443 --> 00:22:36,943
Oh, he's handsome.
427
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,737
- Who do you think that gorgeous man was?
428
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:44,112
- I don't know, I think
maybe it was Jim's boyfriend.
429
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,879
- Then why did Rebecca try to set us up?
430
00:22:45,879 --> 00:22:48,456
- Maybe she didn't know, I don't know.
431
00:22:48,456 --> 00:22:51,095
That's what it looked like to me.
432
00:22:51,095 --> 00:22:52,945
Oh, did your heart break?
433
00:22:52,945 --> 00:22:55,577
- Forget him!
(sharp smacking)
434
00:22:55,577 --> 00:22:57,722
I'm gonna get married by next Tuesday.
435
00:22:57,722 --> 00:22:58,680
- Oh my god.
436
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,684
♫ I'm in the mood for something creamy
437
00:23:02,684 --> 00:23:06,601
♫ And a gentlemen who's dreamy
438
00:23:08,336 --> 00:23:10,125
♫ He better come quick
439
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,615
♫ He better not be late
440
00:23:12,615 --> 00:23:16,919
♫ 'Cause I'm looking for a date
441
00:23:16,919 --> 00:23:20,513
♫ So mix a creamy cocktail for me
442
00:23:20,513 --> 00:23:23,096
♫ While I wait
443
00:23:24,855 --> 00:23:27,214
♫ While I wait
444
00:23:27,214 --> 00:23:30,881
(bright instrumental music)
445
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:03,439
♫ You've got lots of cash for some fun
446
00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:05,688
- Whoa.
447
00:24:07,631 --> 00:24:11,958
♫ I'm feeling so fine like a great machine
448
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:16,284
♫ So shoot me out a cocktail with lots of
449
00:24:16,284 --> 00:24:19,009
♫ Cream
450
00:24:19,009 --> 00:24:23,306
♫ I'm in the mood for something creamy
451
00:24:23,306 --> 00:24:27,473
♫ And a handsome man who's dreamy
452
00:24:28,602 --> 00:24:30,485
♫ You better come quick
453
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,902
♫ You better not be late
454
00:24:35,151 --> 00:24:36,575
- You're hot, dude.
455
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,599
(laughing)
456
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:41,120
♫ So mix a creamy cocktail for me
457
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:44,337
♫ While I wait
458
00:24:44,337 --> 00:24:48,746
♫ I'm in the mood for something creamy
459
00:24:48,746 --> 00:24:52,663
♫ And a gentleman who's dreamy
460
00:24:54,184 --> 00:24:56,045
♫ Better come quick
461
00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:58,316
♫ He better not be late
462
00:24:58,316 --> 00:25:02,721
♫ 'Cause I'm lookin' for a date
463
00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:06,874
♫ So mix a creamy cocktail for me
464
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,750
♫ While I wait
465
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,862
(grunting)
466
00:25:10,862 --> 00:25:12,092
♫ While I wait
467
00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,963
- Okay, thanks.
- Oh, yeah.
468
00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:18,942
Can, uh, can we play right here, yeah?
469
00:25:18,942 --> 00:25:19,859
- Um, sure.
470
00:25:20,932 --> 00:25:22,515
- All right.
- Okay.
471
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,197
(garbled yelling)
472
00:25:28,197 --> 00:25:31,623
(gasping)
(urine splatters)
473
00:25:31,623 --> 00:25:34,040
(whimpering)
474
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:38,387
(coughing)
475
00:25:41,633 --> 00:25:42,466
- Ooh!
476
00:25:44,303 --> 00:25:46,809
Whoa, did I say somethin' wrong, man?
477
00:25:46,809 --> 00:25:48,017
♫ Love
478
00:25:48,017 --> 00:25:50,350
♫ will never
479
00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,517
♫ find me
480
00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:57,172
♫ When you walked away
481
00:25:57,172 --> 00:26:02,074
♫ You took my last hope for romance
482
00:26:02,074 --> 00:26:04,217
(crying)
483
00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:07,050
♫ Love will never
484
00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:10,310
♫ find me
485
00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:13,013
(crying)
486
00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:13,930
- My couch.
487
00:26:15,064 --> 00:26:16,147
(crying)
488
00:26:16,147 --> 00:26:17,573
I was just calling
489
00:26:17,573 --> 00:26:19,156
to tell you
490
00:26:19,156 --> 00:26:21,073
that I've been peed on,
491
00:26:22,597 --> 00:26:26,480
and I think my couch might be ruined.
492
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,563
(crying)
493
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,789
Everything in my life is fucked.
494
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,477
- Poor, poor, Paul.
495
00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:42,164
He's life is fucked.
496
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,913
(crying)
497
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,207
- Pee?
498
00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:52,170
- Go, if you have to pee, stupid.
499
00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:55,516
Don't pay attention, you just hear pee.
500
00:26:55,516 --> 00:26:56,349
Stupid.
501
00:27:01,959 --> 00:27:05,126
(sharp thudding)
- Ow!
502
00:27:12,463 --> 00:27:13,405
(brakes squeal)
503
00:27:13,405 --> 00:27:14,691
- [Doll] I love you.
504
00:27:14,691 --> 00:27:15,524
- What the?
505
00:27:15,524 --> 00:27:20,455
♫ And my patience is wearin' thin
506
00:27:20,455 --> 00:27:24,622
♫ Can't you understand the state I'm in
507
00:27:26,731 --> 00:27:27,870
- Mom?
- Hello, honey.
508
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,418
- Hey, I'm glad you called.
509
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:30,360
Where are you?
510
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,592
- You know, a little
oasis out in the desert.
511
00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:35,385
It's, it's just really lovely.
512
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:37,802
You know, flowers everywhere.
513
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,018
The bed was just a little bit firm,
514
00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:45,976
but I honestly can't wait to
tell all my friends about it.
515
00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:48,034
I-I'm just, hold on.
516
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,809
- Dad, Dad freaked me out and called me
517
00:27:49,809 --> 00:27:52,209
and was asking me where you
were at all this kind of stuff,
518
00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:54,427
so I just wanted to make
sure that you were okay.
519
00:27:54,427 --> 00:27:56,799
- Really, really, well, (chuckles)
520
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,919
yes, I am, I am on my
way to see you, dear,
521
00:27:58,919 --> 00:28:00,686
but it was supposed to be a surprise.
522
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,681
- [Paul] He also told me that
you had something to tell me.
523
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,855
- [Tootsie] Now, where's my purse?
524
00:28:03,855 --> 00:28:05,308
- Did you check the back seat?
525
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,141
- No, but.
526
00:28:06,141 --> 00:28:07,577
- Yeah, I know, it's incredible.
527
00:28:07,577 --> 00:28:10,441
We got Miss Piggy B to
perform, I know, it's amazing.
528
00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:11,499
(brakes squeal)
529
00:28:11,499 --> 00:28:13,965
- Oh, fudge.
- I love you.
530
00:28:13,965 --> 00:28:14,981
I love you.
- I'm sorry your father
531
00:28:14,981 --> 00:28:18,131
got you worried over nothing.
532
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,461
- [Doll] I love you.
533
00:28:19,461 --> 00:28:21,785
(horn beeps)
534
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,192
- Give me a break.
535
00:28:23,192 --> 00:28:24,433
- What was that, dear?
536
00:28:24,433 --> 00:28:25,895
- What's he doin'?
537
00:28:25,895 --> 00:28:30,125
♫ And the arms that beg for you
538
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:34,125
♫ Wishing you would need me too
539
00:28:35,555 --> 00:28:37,764
- Listen, Paul, don't tell your father
540
00:28:37,764 --> 00:28:39,483
that you talked to me, okay?
541
00:28:39,483 --> 00:28:44,081
I, you know what, I am,
um, taking a little detour.
542
00:28:44,081 --> 00:28:47,039
I need to find something
for our anniversary.
543
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:47,997
- [Paul] But your anniversary
544
00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:50,593
isn't for another six months, Mom.
545
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:53,640
- No, well, and I found my purse,
546
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,718
safe and sound.
547
00:28:55,718 --> 00:28:57,826
- Um, Mom, I'm gonna have to go.
548
00:28:57,826 --> 00:28:59,232
- Paul?
549
00:28:59,232 --> 00:29:01,399
- Love you, miss you, bye.
550
00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,100
- For heaven sakes.
551
00:29:07,171 --> 00:29:09,990
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, sir!
552
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:12,015
Sir, oh!
(clattering)
553
00:29:12,015 --> 00:29:15,354
Do you know where I can
get some nice breakfast?
554
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,441
Oh, god, I guess he didn't hear me.
555
00:29:17,441 --> 00:29:19,886
(clattering)
556
00:29:19,886 --> 00:29:21,724
(banjo strumming)
557
00:29:21,724 --> 00:29:22,557
Oh, god.
558
00:29:23,425 --> 00:29:24,258
Oh.
559
00:29:25,335 --> 00:29:26,522
- She dropped somethin'.
560
00:29:26,522 --> 00:29:27,480
- I think she did.
561
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,313
I think it's kind of a flat thing.
562
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,564
- What is going on?
563
00:29:36,451 --> 00:29:37,284
Oh.
564
00:29:49,113 --> 00:29:50,219
- Oh, come on!
565
00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:51,052
Open it!
566
00:29:54,848 --> 00:29:56,464
Look!
567
00:29:56,464 --> 00:29:59,881
It's so you can finally have a boyfriend.
568
00:30:06,998 --> 00:30:09,581
- [Doll] I want to get married.
569
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,541
I want to get married.
570
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:15,706
I want to get married.
571
00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:17,206
- What am I doing?
572
00:30:19,892 --> 00:30:23,039
- [Doll] You're the most
beautiful man in the world.
573
00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:25,872
(soft chattering)
574
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:31,255
(whistling)
(cheering)
575
00:30:31,255 --> 00:30:33,588
(chuckling)
576
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,387
- You go girl.
577
00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:36,557
What's up, lady?
578
00:30:36,557 --> 00:30:38,140
Ah, I need a mommy.
579
00:30:39,724 --> 00:30:41,229
- [Man] Put it all on black.
580
00:30:41,229 --> 00:30:44,062
(soft chattering)
581
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:49,046
- Ben Crawford, Jordan Stone
are with Miss Deborah Anderson.
582
00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:52,988
Jonathan Tate is the big daddy
behind the whole ball of wax.
583
00:30:52,988 --> 00:30:55,564
He's a billionaire that's B, not M.
584
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,795
- This is totally in
your corner now, okay?
585
00:30:57,795 --> 00:30:59,196
Besides the new logo,
Tess and I came up with
586
00:30:59,196 --> 00:31:00,737
a mockup commercial with all their new
587
00:31:00,737 --> 00:31:02,639
sickening sweet specifications.
588
00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:04,052
You got this now, okay?
589
00:31:04,052 --> 00:31:04,885
- Yes.
- Well, if they have
590
00:31:04,885 --> 00:31:06,652
that much money, then
we can handle anything.
591
00:31:06,652 --> 00:31:07,538
- Let's take that money.
592
00:31:07,538 --> 00:31:09,034
- We got this.
(chuckling)
593
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:09,867
Ow.
594
00:31:13,408 --> 00:31:15,575
- Time is money, Mr. Roll.
595
00:31:16,622 --> 00:31:20,159
- Yes, I totally agree, Miss Anderson,
596
00:31:20,159 --> 00:31:23,721
and that is why we here
at Roll Advertising
597
00:31:23,721 --> 00:31:27,157
have painstakingly created
a mockup commercial
598
00:31:27,157 --> 00:31:30,240
that can be run all over the country.
599
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,827
(uplifting inspiring music)
600
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,875
- The way it should be.
601
00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:08,605
I like it.
602
00:32:09,641 --> 00:32:13,226
But, I need you to tell
me why I should hand over
603
00:32:13,226 --> 00:32:17,019
a five million dollar
contract to Roll Advertising.
604
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,076
- By the time that I was 21 years of age,
605
00:32:19,076 --> 00:32:20,700
I was in charge of...
606
00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,380
- I am well aware of your
background, Mr. Roll,
607
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:26,009
otherwise I wouldn't be sittin' here.
608
00:32:26,009 --> 00:32:27,426
- Yes, of course.
609
00:32:29,986 --> 00:32:33,153
Roll Advertising is a boutique agency.
610
00:32:34,141 --> 00:32:37,716
Now, we take on only clients
we feel we can represent
611
00:32:37,716 --> 00:32:40,270
with the fullest confidence.
612
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:41,845
The bottom line is
613
00:32:41,845 --> 00:32:45,177
your company does not
get lost in the shuffle
614
00:32:45,177 --> 00:32:46,962
like it would with a large firm.
615
00:32:46,962 --> 00:32:50,597
Now, I know because I used to
work with that kind of firm.
616
00:32:50,597 --> 00:32:52,722
It is being handheld by me
617
00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:56,076
all the way through its process.
618
00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,525
We listen to what you want,
619
00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:58,897
we deliver on time,
620
00:32:58,897 --> 00:33:00,397
within budget, and
621
00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:05,724
we can take on requests
that sometimes seem
622
00:33:05,724 --> 00:33:07,464
a little impossible.
623
00:33:07,464 --> 00:33:09,547
We love a good challenge.
624
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:12,936
- Call me Deborah.
625
00:33:12,936 --> 00:33:16,412
- We were a little concerned
with our first impression
626
00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:17,518
of Mr...
627
00:33:17,518 --> 00:33:19,241
- Let's just say that we weren't sure
628
00:33:19,241 --> 00:33:21,825
that you could grasp our vision,
629
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,599
but we see that now that
we've met you, Paul,
630
00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:27,025
that you do understand us.
631
00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:30,844
This ad campaign is backed
by a very wealthy gentleman,
632
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:33,075
and it has a very strong agenda.
633
00:33:33,075 --> 00:33:34,825
- Yes, Jonathan Tate.
634
00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:41,249
- I think you are the
perfect man for the job.
635
00:33:41,249 --> 00:33:43,290
We'll be in touch, Paul.
636
00:33:43,290 --> 00:33:46,123
We need somethin' done ASA
637
00:33:46,123 --> 00:33:46,956
P.
638
00:33:52,751 --> 00:33:56,918
(balls clack)
(twangy country music)
639
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:10,075
(slot machine beeps)
640
00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:11,701
(coins clank)
641
00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,618
- You all right, honey?
642
00:34:15,148 --> 00:34:19,172
- Yes, I just, uh, need
to sit for a minute.
643
00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:21,814
I just had the, uh, lovely buffet.
644
00:34:21,814 --> 00:34:24,780
- Sometimes it has that effect on people.
645
00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:28,159
(slot machine beeps)
646
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,126
- I don't suppose you would
know where I could purchase
647
00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:31,209
a cell phone?
648
00:34:32,783 --> 00:34:37,467
- What's with all the pay
phones disappearing everywhere?
649
00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,967
(coins clank)
650
00:34:41,047 --> 00:34:43,446
Maybe the gift shop, sweetie.
651
00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,574
I don't have one.
652
00:34:45,574 --> 00:34:49,035
Personally, I prefer to
be not that easy to find.
653
00:34:49,035 --> 00:34:52,723
(slot machine beeps)
654
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,498
- Can I get you something?
655
00:34:54,498 --> 00:34:57,959
- Oh, you know you can
get me something, Lucy.
656
00:34:57,959 --> 00:35:02,330
I'll have my usual, and why
don't you give my friend here
657
00:35:02,330 --> 00:35:04,497
something for her stomach.
658
00:35:06,836 --> 00:35:08,419
She had the buffet.
659
00:35:10,915 --> 00:35:12,815
(gong rings)
660
00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:14,256
(shamisen playing)
661
00:35:14,256 --> 00:35:16,056
- [Terry] Why are we eating here?
662
00:35:16,056 --> 00:35:17,848
- [Paul] I just had this
craving for kung pao chicken
663
00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:18,857
for some reason.
664
00:35:18,857 --> 00:35:20,052
- At the Happy Garden?
665
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,304
- Mm-hmm.
666
00:35:21,304 --> 00:35:23,372
- Well, time is money, Mr. Roll.
667
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,805
(chuckles) She's quite a piece of work.
668
00:35:25,805 --> 00:35:27,055
You do realize who this
people are, don't you?
669
00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,194
- Yep, they're clients.
670
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,390
- Well, what if they want us to do yes
671
00:35:29,390 --> 00:35:30,754
on the Prop 8 campaign?
672
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,370
- Terry, for all we know
they just want us to do
673
00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:34,319
these sappy little ads, some email blasts,
674
00:35:34,319 --> 00:35:37,134
I mean, look, come on,
we live in California,
675
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:39,102
and it's, it's, it's 2008.
676
00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:42,324
Proposition 8 is never going to pass.
677
00:35:42,324 --> 00:35:45,330
- Anyway, I almost died
when Rebecca mentioned them
678
00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:46,580
at the wedding.
679
00:35:48,308 --> 00:35:49,785
- Look.
680
00:35:49,785 --> 00:35:51,286
I told you.
681
00:35:51,286 --> 00:35:53,297
Bonuses for everybody.
682
00:35:53,297 --> 00:35:55,297
- I'm already shuffling.
683
00:35:56,273 --> 00:35:57,180
I like him.
684
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,869
- Hmm, you can have him.
685
00:35:58,869 --> 00:35:59,702
- Look.
686
00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:02,020
- [Doll] I love you.
(chuckles)
687
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:04,187
- I just can't believe it.
688
00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,217
What's wrong?
689
00:36:10,219 --> 00:36:12,377
This means everything is gonna be fine.
690
00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,540
We, we can expand the business.
691
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,750
We can hire more people.
692
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,039
This is everything you dreamed of.
693
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:17,872
- Mm-hmm.
694
00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:19,705
- I've got an idea,
you're gonna love this.
695
00:36:19,705 --> 00:36:21,400
- Oh, I'm going to take
relationship advice
696
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,061
from a guy who thinks that a date
697
00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,586
is a guy showing up at
three in the morning
698
00:36:24,586 --> 00:36:27,280
wearing nothing but a
jockstrap and holding a dildo?
699
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,335
Mm-mmh.
700
00:36:28,335 --> 00:36:29,182
- Egg rolls,
701
00:36:29,182 --> 00:36:31,349
kung pao chicken.
- Thanks.
702
00:36:32,314 --> 00:36:33,314
- Chow mein.
703
00:36:34,687 --> 00:36:36,020
Rice
704
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:36,855
for two.
705
00:36:36,855 --> 00:36:39,772
(shamisen playing)
706
00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:47,284
Yum.
707
00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:50,751
- Alright, thank you.
708
00:36:53,306 --> 00:36:54,382
- Tea?
709
00:36:54,382 --> 00:36:55,312
- I'm good.
710
00:36:55,312 --> 00:36:56,145
- Um.
711
00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:57,428
- [Waitress] Soda?
712
00:36:57,428 --> 00:36:58,635
- Uh.
- Uh, no, I think that...
713
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:02,027
- Hot sake?
- I'm fine, thank you.
714
00:37:02,027 --> 00:37:04,176
- Do you have, um, Sauvignon blanc?
715
00:37:04,176 --> 00:37:05,724
I'd like a glass of that, thanks.
716
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,641
(shamisen playing)
717
00:37:20,274 --> 00:37:21,357
Well, you know what,
718
00:37:21,357 --> 00:37:25,524
Rebecca's gonna wonder where
we got this money from.
719
00:37:27,535 --> 00:37:29,169
And if she finds out we're
working for The Family,
720
00:37:29,169 --> 00:37:30,836
she's gonna kill us.
721
00:37:32,245 --> 00:37:33,601
- [Paul] Well, she's
never going to find out
722
00:37:33,601 --> 00:37:35,542
unless you tell her.
723
00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,292
(shamisen music)
724
00:37:40,152 --> 00:37:42,399
- What is in this drink?
725
00:37:42,399 --> 00:37:44,149
I feel just fine now.
726
00:37:45,939 --> 00:37:48,609
(giggles)
727
00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:52,424
You know, there is something
so wonderfully addictive
728
00:37:52,424 --> 00:37:56,057
and hypnotic about putting all this money
729
00:37:56,057 --> 00:37:58,908
and then watching all the
little pictures whiz by.
730
00:37:58,908 --> 00:38:00,699
- Atta girl.
731
00:38:00,699 --> 00:38:03,199
(coins clank)
732
00:38:04,478 --> 00:38:07,123
- I wanna thank you for the other night.
733
00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,510
(slot machine beeps)
734
00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:11,010
- The other night?
735
00:38:11,882 --> 00:38:13,534
- You were the one who came to my rescue
736
00:38:13,534 --> 00:38:15,013
by the side of the road.
737
00:38:15,013 --> 00:38:17,346
- Oh, it was nothin', honey.
738
00:38:23,778 --> 00:38:26,810
(coins clank)
(chuckling)
739
00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,267
- $300!
740
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:32,116
$300, I have never won
anything in my life.
741
00:38:32,116 --> 00:38:36,283
All right, I gotta call
Gregory. (chuckles)
742
00:38:38,311 --> 00:38:41,359
But I still need to get a phone.
743
00:38:41,359 --> 00:38:43,556
- You better get a room
while you're at it.
744
00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:45,753
You're not drivin' anywhere,
745
00:38:45,753 --> 00:38:47,420
and call your hubby.
746
00:38:48,444 --> 00:38:51,527
(slot machine beeps)
747
00:39:04,313 --> 00:39:05,821
- [Tootsie] Hi, this is Tootsie.
748
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,432
I'm sorry I can't come to the phone.
749
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:10,609
I'm probably out shopping or
maybe something more important.
750
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,526
Just leave a message...
751
00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:18,284
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
752
00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:25,242
Ah-hah.
753
00:39:26,304 --> 00:39:30,385
(slow guitar strumming)
754
00:39:30,385 --> 00:39:33,885
(spaghetti western music)
755
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:52,116
What ya got there, little lady?
756
00:39:53,029 --> 00:39:56,052
- Hey, what you doin' there
messin' with my baby girl?
757
00:39:56,052 --> 00:39:57,223
- I-I'm sorry.
758
00:39:57,223 --> 00:39:58,468
- Oh, come on, honey.
759
00:39:58,468 --> 00:40:00,886
- No, that looks like
my wife's cell phone.
760
00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:03,843
Have you seen a woman by herself, um,
761
00:40:03,843 --> 00:40:05,707
mid 40s?
- Yep,
762
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:10,419
I think we saw a little car
down the ways broken down.
763
00:40:10,419 --> 00:40:12,106
- Could, could you take me there?
764
00:40:12,106 --> 00:40:13,877
We, we could take my car.
765
00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:15,757
- Yeah, I think we could take you there.
766
00:40:15,757 --> 00:40:16,956
I think that'd be real nice.
767
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,027
Don't you think that'd
be real nice, baby girl?
768
00:40:19,027 --> 00:40:20,038
- Come on.
- We could take him
769
00:40:20,038 --> 00:40:22,100
for a ride, couldn't we?
770
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:24,933
We could take 'em for a real good ride.
771
00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:27,515
Come on, sweetie pie.
772
00:40:27,515 --> 00:40:30,598
(train signal chimes)
- Put in the number, press
773
00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:31,431
prog.
774
00:40:33,106 --> 00:40:36,273
(train whistle blows)
775
00:40:43,117 --> 00:40:45,284
Put in number, press Prog.
776
00:40:48,232 --> 00:40:49,065
Okay.
777
00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:51,482
(horn blows)
778
00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,146
- Here, let me do it.
- No, this is it.
779
00:40:57,146 --> 00:40:58,935
- [Gregory] Otherwise
you will be here all day.
780
00:40:58,935 --> 00:40:59,969
- No, it's supposed...
781
00:40:59,969 --> 00:41:01,658
- If you want to get
Paulie's number in here,
782
00:41:01,658 --> 00:41:03,532
it's very simple, now watch.
783
00:41:03,532 --> 00:41:05,892
You go to your memory, open that up,
784
00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:09,212
so you're gonna add a new in your menu.
785
00:41:09,212 --> 00:41:11,712
(train chugs)
786
00:41:13,551 --> 00:41:15,285
- Well, you lie.
787
00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:16,535
Okay, I'm done.
788
00:41:18,414 --> 00:41:19,624
(horn beeps)
789
00:41:19,624 --> 00:41:20,707
Stupid phone.
790
00:41:22,206 --> 00:41:25,014
It won't call anybody,
it won't talk to anybody.
791
00:41:25,014 --> 00:41:26,045
I'm done.
792
00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:29,540
(sighs) Maybe I could try a new phone.
793
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,464
- [Man On Right] Restaurant down there,
794
00:41:30,464 --> 00:41:31,628
they got some good stuff.
795
00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:33,709
- Do they have any pickles?
- Are you sure
796
00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:35,530
we're in the right place, guys?
797
00:41:35,530 --> 00:41:37,263
- I don't know, we'll have to find out
798
00:41:37,263 --> 00:41:39,048
if they got any pickles.
799
00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:40,840
(banjo strumming)
800
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,412
Come November, I think
I'm gonna get a job again,
801
00:41:43,412 --> 00:41:44,946
and that'll be real good.
802
00:41:44,946 --> 00:41:46,251
- I'm gonna get some turkey.
803
00:41:46,251 --> 00:41:49,668
- But the road ends, I mean,
there's nothing out here, guys.
804
00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:53,212
- [Man] Yep, we're in the right
place, aren't we, baby girl?
805
00:41:53,212 --> 00:41:54,559
- [Woman] We're in the right place.
806
00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:56,915
- Why don't you show him what you got?
807
00:41:56,915 --> 00:42:00,172
Yeah, that's real good,
just point it at him.
808
00:42:00,172 --> 00:42:01,717
- Ah, okay, okay.
809
00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:04,944
- Now, huh, what we need from you.
810
00:42:04,944 --> 00:42:05,792
- Yeah?
811
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:07,993
- Is we need that there watch.
812
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,944
I like that ring.
813
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,342
- I like his pants.
814
00:42:11,342 --> 00:42:13,577
- And baby girl likes your pants.
815
00:42:13,577 --> 00:42:17,744
(yelling)
(western music)
816
00:42:23,799 --> 00:42:24,632
- Damn it!
817
00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:28,860
(slow western music)
818
00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:40,758
(train chugs)
819
00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:44,779
(horn beeps)
820
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:52,103
(chuckling)
821
00:42:56,945 --> 00:42:59,688
- I gotta call somebody.
822
00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:04,282
(railroad crossing bell dings)
823
00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:07,699
(laid back guitar music)
824
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:41,131
(jazzy instrumental music)
825
00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:48,661
- I just can't believe Rebecca
would do something like that.
826
00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:51,034
- I don't like him
anyway, he's one of those.
827
00:43:51,034 --> 00:43:52,375
- One of those what?
828
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,965
- He's one of those humanitarian types
829
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,691
that wants to save the planet.
830
00:43:55,691 --> 00:43:57,452
- What's wrong with that?
831
00:43:57,452 --> 00:44:00,141
(phone rings)
832
00:44:00,141 --> 00:44:04,006
Can you, uh, can you get
me the phone, please?
833
00:44:04,006 --> 00:44:08,173
(phone rings)
(jazzy instrumental music)
834
00:44:10,470 --> 00:44:12,004
This is Paul.
835
00:44:12,004 --> 00:44:13,254
- Hello, honey.
836
00:44:14,431 --> 00:44:15,748
- Can you cover yourself up?
837
00:44:15,748 --> 00:44:17,331
- She can't see us.
838
00:44:18,345 --> 00:44:20,010
- Um, Mom, are you there?
839
00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:23,152
- Yeah, listen, I just wanted
to let you know I'm going to
840
00:44:23,152 --> 00:44:25,465
be a few more.
- Hello?
841
00:44:25,465 --> 00:44:28,969
- I'm, I'm having lunch with
some friends at this very,
842
00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:30,860
very quaint little restaurant.
843
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:32,346
- Hello, hello?
844
00:44:32,346 --> 00:44:33,762
- Paul?
845
00:44:33,762 --> 00:44:35,584
Can you hear me?
846
00:44:35,584 --> 00:44:37,133
- Hmm.
847
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,133
(gasps)
848
00:44:46,738 --> 00:44:49,571
(soft chattering)
849
00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:56,575
I am so sorry.
850
00:44:59,195 --> 00:45:00,546
Do you mind?
851
00:45:00,546 --> 00:45:03,009
Honestly, this has never happened before.
852
00:45:03,009 --> 00:45:05,746
I'm really, really
sorry, really apologize.
853
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,913
I'll get you some napkins.
854
00:45:11,641 --> 00:45:12,474
- Hello?
855
00:45:14,238 --> 00:45:15,903
Hello, hello?
856
00:45:15,903 --> 00:45:17,746
- Come on, now clean him up.
857
00:45:17,746 --> 00:45:21,047
- Hello, hello?
- Especially his little bits.
858
00:45:21,047 --> 00:45:23,646
(jazzy instrumental music)
859
00:45:23,646 --> 00:45:26,229
(razor buzzes)
860
00:45:28,568 --> 00:45:31,024
- Are you sure this is what guys want?
861
00:45:31,024 --> 00:45:33,181
I look like a prepubescent boy.
862
00:45:33,181 --> 00:45:35,258
- Well, at least something looks young.
863
00:45:35,258 --> 00:45:36,341
- Very funny.
864
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:38,176
What?
865
00:45:38,176 --> 00:45:40,989
I'm not wearing any socks
with my loafers, like you.
866
00:45:40,989 --> 00:45:45,146
- Yeah, mine are Prada, yours are boring.
867
00:45:45,146 --> 00:45:48,110
(fabric rips)
868
00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:50,277
(panting)
869
00:46:00,813 --> 00:46:02,558
- Here ya go, honey.
870
00:46:02,558 --> 00:46:05,737
- Thanks, Lucy. (chuckles)
871
00:46:05,737 --> 00:46:09,237
(laid-back country music)
872
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:14,204
I don't mean to pry, but
873
00:46:15,151 --> 00:46:18,047
why do you always wear sunglasses?
874
00:46:18,047 --> 00:46:19,714
- Long story, honey.
875
00:46:20,915 --> 00:46:21,832
Long story.
876
00:46:23,997 --> 00:46:26,252
So what's a rich, uptight lady like you
877
00:46:26,252 --> 00:46:28,737
doing in a hellhole like this?
878
00:46:28,737 --> 00:46:32,237
(laid-back country music)
879
00:46:36,911 --> 00:46:40,566
I have to get up real
close, so I can see you.
880
00:46:40,566 --> 00:46:44,066
(laid-back country music)
881
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:51,191
- Well, what did you, uh, see there?
882
00:46:51,191 --> 00:46:53,024
You raised an eyebrow.
883
00:46:55,745 --> 00:46:58,602
- So you ran off just
like little Dorothy Gale
884
00:46:58,602 --> 00:47:00,570
tryin' to figure out
what's on the other side
885
00:47:00,570 --> 00:47:01,820
of the rainbow.
886
00:47:03,024 --> 00:47:05,271
I'd say you got pissed
off with your hubby,
887
00:47:05,271 --> 00:47:08,655
and ran off to be with your son.
888
00:47:08,655 --> 00:47:11,042
- My fuckface of a husband.
889
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:13,262
- I stand corrected.
890
00:47:13,262 --> 00:47:15,512
Your fuckface of a husband.
891
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:21,037
- You know, Gregory has
these primitive ideas
892
00:47:21,037 --> 00:47:24,565
about having to do everything for me,
893
00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:29,086
till one day I realized I
didn't know how to do anything,
894
00:47:29,086 --> 00:47:30,753
balance a checkbook,
895
00:47:31,884 --> 00:47:34,979
program that damn navigational
device he got for me,
896
00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:35,812
nothing.
897
00:47:37,167 --> 00:47:38,084
And my son,
898
00:47:40,139 --> 00:47:41,306
my son is gay.
899
00:47:42,455 --> 00:47:45,339
- And you have a little problem with that?
900
00:47:45,339 --> 00:47:47,830
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
901
00:47:47,830 --> 00:47:50,061
I, uh, I don't have a
problem with that at all.
902
00:47:50,061 --> 00:47:54,985
I am a very, very open-minded,
modern woman, I am.
903
00:47:54,985 --> 00:47:55,902
- Bullshit.
904
00:47:58,964 --> 00:48:00,931
That's what you want people to think,
905
00:48:00,931 --> 00:48:04,186
but deep down you still
have those old feelings
906
00:48:04,186 --> 00:48:05,396
that were drilled into you
907
00:48:05,396 --> 00:48:07,957
when you were a little Catholic girl.
908
00:48:07,957 --> 00:48:11,457
(laid-back country music)
909
00:48:18,624 --> 00:48:20,707
I wish my son wasn't gay.
910
00:48:24,353 --> 00:48:26,393
(sighs)
911
00:48:26,393 --> 00:48:27,226
Yeah.
912
00:48:29,219 --> 00:48:32,567
I thought I was the most amazing mom,
913
00:48:32,567 --> 00:48:34,675
waving the rainbow flag,
914
00:48:34,675 --> 00:48:36,675
hanging out at gay bars,
915
00:48:38,078 --> 00:48:41,282
and then I realized I just
wasn't that comfortable
916
00:48:41,282 --> 00:48:42,282
with it all.
917
00:48:49,048 --> 00:48:52,881
I was raised in a very
strict, religious home.
918
00:48:57,588 --> 00:49:01,755
You know, this whole
marriage thing is just crazy.
919
00:49:03,862 --> 00:49:05,195
When I had Paul,
920
00:49:06,175 --> 00:49:09,909
I swore I would not impose on him the
921
00:49:09,909 --> 00:49:13,478
structure that was imposed on me.
922
00:49:13,478 --> 00:49:15,561
I took him to synagogues,
923
00:49:18,279 --> 00:49:19,696
Buddhist temples,
924
00:49:20,795 --> 00:49:24,462
oh, we even went to a
Roman mass one Sunday.
925
00:49:27,066 --> 00:49:28,899
That was his favorite.
926
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,433
He just loved all the robes.
927
00:49:33,649 --> 00:49:37,780
- That should've given
you a clue right there.
928
00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:40,697
Sweetie, I've done a lot of livin',
929
00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:44,774
and one thing I've learned,
930
00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:47,107
and it's all so very simple,
931
00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:51,578
it's all about L-O-V-E.
932
00:49:59,668 --> 00:50:02,335
Lucy, two more shots of tequila.
933
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:09,409
- You know, and how 'bout
one of those cigarettes?
934
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:12,003
You know, when I was in college,
935
00:50:12,003 --> 00:50:15,503
my sorority sisters and I, um, shared one.
936
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:23,168
(coughing)
937
00:50:27,574 --> 00:50:29,717
That's (coughing)
938
00:50:29,717 --> 00:50:31,512
yeah.
(glasses clink)
939
00:50:31,512 --> 00:50:32,345
Oh, yeah.
940
00:50:32,345 --> 00:50:34,129
- [Terry] So, remember,
relax, don't be nervous.
941
00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:34,962
- Okay.
942
00:50:34,962 --> 00:50:36,581
- When you first meet
them, be really funny,
943
00:50:36,581 --> 00:50:38,446
say something witty, like,
straight off the back,
944
00:50:38,446 --> 00:50:40,899
drop a joke, and be really playful.
945
00:50:40,899 --> 00:50:43,530
- Okay, playful, funny, wait, no,
946
00:50:43,530 --> 00:50:45,435
funny, funny then playful.
- Sexy.
947
00:50:45,435 --> 00:50:46,485
Charming.
948
00:50:46,485 --> 00:50:47,318
- Okay.
949
00:50:47,318 --> 00:50:48,572
- And passionate.
- Passionate.
950
00:50:48,572 --> 00:50:50,360
- And don't be geeky or ugly.
951
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,565
You're gonna be great actually.
952
00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:52,398
- Allright.
953
00:50:52,398 --> 00:50:54,135
- You're looking really handsome tonight.
954
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:54,968
- Thanks.
955
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:56,316
- And that was sincere.
956
00:50:56,316 --> 00:50:57,778
Me being sincere.
957
00:50:57,778 --> 00:50:58,684
What are you taking now?
958
00:50:58,684 --> 00:50:59,900
- Just some decongestants.
959
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:01,632
My allergies are going crazy right now.
960
00:51:01,632 --> 00:51:02,506
- Don't be ridiculous.
961
00:51:02,506 --> 00:51:04,006
- No, wait, don't.
962
00:51:05,701 --> 00:51:07,633
- That's better.
963
00:51:07,633 --> 00:51:12,378
- Shouldn't I be able to
see the guys and breathe?
964
00:51:12,378 --> 00:51:13,465
- Go.
965
00:51:13,465 --> 00:51:14,965
Go get 'em, tiger.
966
00:51:17,661 --> 00:51:19,994
(car beeps)
967
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,165
(soft chattering)
968
00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:25,666
- Hi.
- Hi, what's up?
969
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,337
- Well, welcome to the
first ever bar dating night
970
00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:28,873
at the Silver Fox.
971
00:51:28,873 --> 00:51:31,614
Here is some stuff for
you to fill out and.
972
00:51:31,614 --> 00:51:32,447
- Thank you.
973
00:51:32,447 --> 00:51:33,364
- Um, yeah.
974
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,589
- Yep.
- Okay.
975
00:51:36,589 --> 00:51:38,921
(soft chattering)
976
00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:40,404
- Oh my god, come on.
- Oh, get in there
977
00:51:40,404 --> 00:51:41,362
and have a good time.
978
00:51:41,362 --> 00:51:42,614
We're gonna be...
- Let's get a drink.
979
00:51:42,614 --> 00:51:43,681
- We're not gonna be a problem, right?
980
00:51:43,681 --> 00:51:45,603
- He's just a little bit
scared and bit nervous.
981
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,947
- Well, oh, there he goes.
982
00:51:47,947 --> 00:51:50,974
(soft chattering)
983
00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:53,921
- How long have you lived in the city?
984
00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,302
- So, how long have you had your kitty?
985
00:51:56,302 --> 00:51:57,219
- My kitty!
986
00:51:58,274 --> 00:52:00,586
She died last night.
987
00:52:00,586 --> 00:52:02,107
(crying)
988
00:52:02,107 --> 00:52:05,297
- Oh, um.
(crying)
989
00:52:05,297 --> 00:52:06,987
- It was terrible.
990
00:52:06,987 --> 00:52:09,070
(crying)
991
00:52:11,577 --> 00:52:12,535
I'm sorry.
992
00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:13,702
- That's okay.
993
00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:18,817
Um, how long did you have her?
994
00:52:18,817 --> 00:52:20,900
(crying)
995
00:52:22,337 --> 00:52:25,587
- Three days. (crying)
996
00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:29,167
- Um, how does this guy look?
997
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,167
- Cute, young, but cute.
998
00:52:32,235 --> 00:52:34,318
- So, you're really cute.
999
00:52:35,734 --> 00:52:37,253
- Fierce.
1000
00:52:37,253 --> 00:52:38,743
Yeah, I still use that word.
1001
00:52:38,743 --> 00:52:39,697
Do you wanna know why?
1002
00:52:39,697 --> 00:52:41,116
'Cause it works.
1003
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,983
(crying)
1004
00:52:43,983 --> 00:52:46,467
- There's some of her right there.
1005
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,550
(crying)
1006
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,450
- I really like older guys.
1007
00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:55,349
I mean, as long as they're not super old.
1008
00:52:55,349 --> 00:52:56,730
You know, like, over 30.
1009
00:52:56,730 --> 00:52:58,149
Oh my god, can you imagine?
1010
00:52:58,149 --> 00:53:00,188
It's all saggy and hanging down.
1011
00:53:00,188 --> 00:53:02,271
(crying)
1012
00:53:05,026 --> 00:53:06,466
I like to design clothes.
1013
00:53:06,466 --> 00:53:08,154
It's actually because I'm a
big fan of Project Runway,
1014
00:53:08,154 --> 00:53:09,319
oh, and American Idol.
1015
00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:11,486
Oh my god, I actually tried
out for American Idol.
1016
00:53:11,486 --> 00:53:13,607
Do you wanna hear what I sang?
1017
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:15,812
♫ My my my
1018
00:53:15,812 --> 00:53:17,729
♫ Love
1019
00:53:19,109 --> 00:53:21,179
That Simon is such an ass.
1020
00:53:21,179 --> 00:53:24,513
(soft chattering)
1021
00:53:24,513 --> 00:53:25,926
- Wait, what?
1022
00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:27,921
- Is there something wrong with you?
1023
00:53:27,921 --> 00:53:29,622
- But do you own kitties?
1024
00:53:29,622 --> 00:53:31,146
- Um, I'm allergic.
1025
00:53:31,146 --> 00:53:33,146
(gasps)
1026
00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,106
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
1027
00:53:36,106 --> 00:53:39,398
(soft chattering)
1028
00:53:39,398 --> 00:53:41,231
- You should sit down.
1029
00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:46,782
- So, um, Terry took my
glasses, so I can't see poop,
1030
00:53:46,782 --> 00:53:49,072
but, um, anyway, you're not
gonna sing me a song, are you?
1031
00:53:49,072 --> 00:53:50,876
This other guy tried to
sing me a song, and, like,
1032
00:53:50,876 --> 00:53:52,322
I don't think it was gonna
be very good or anything.
1033
00:53:52,322 --> 00:53:53,633
He said he was on American Idol.
1034
00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:54,730
Have you been on American Idol before?
1035
00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:56,441
I don't even think I've ever
even seen the show before.
1036
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,607
I think it's a singing show though.
1037
00:53:57,607 --> 00:54:00,182
You kind of look familiar,
have I seen you before, huh?
1038
00:54:00,182 --> 00:54:01,741
You, like, sort of have a face like.
1039
00:54:01,741 --> 00:54:03,548
Ow!
(thuds)
1040
00:54:03,548 --> 00:54:05,798
- I was at Becca's wedding.
1041
00:54:06,930 --> 00:54:07,970
(chuckles)
1042
00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:11,400
- Okay, this might sting
a little bit, all right?
1043
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,594
Okay, it might sting.
- Ow, ow.
1044
00:54:12,594 --> 00:54:13,649
- [Terry] It's gonna help.
1045
00:54:13,649 --> 00:54:14,482
- Ow, okay.
1046
00:54:14,482 --> 00:54:15,315
- [Terry] It's gonna really help,
1047
00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:18,056
it'll bring down the swelling.
1048
00:54:18,056 --> 00:54:22,042
- So, you mean you're not his boyfriend?
1049
00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:25,518
- No, actually we just work in
the same nonprofit together.
1050
00:54:25,518 --> 00:54:28,161
- Terry convinced me that
you must be his boyfriend.
1051
00:54:28,161 --> 00:54:29,482
- No, I didn't, I didn't.
1052
00:54:29,482 --> 00:54:31,849
- Yes, ow, yes, you did, Terry.
1053
00:54:31,849 --> 00:54:33,534
That's why I went on that
stupid speed dating thing
1054
00:54:33,534 --> 00:54:34,367
with him.
1055
00:54:34,367 --> 00:54:35,763
Will you please tell Jim
1056
00:54:35,763 --> 00:54:37,240
that it was just a stupid
speed dating thing,
1057
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,262
and that I really, really like him,
1058
00:54:39,262 --> 00:54:41,747
and that it was all Terry's fault?
1059
00:54:41,747 --> 00:54:42,914
How's it look?
1060
00:54:44,391 --> 00:54:46,655
- [Terry] You can hardly see it.
1061
00:54:46,655 --> 00:54:47,988
- My head hurts.
1062
00:54:48,856 --> 00:54:50,807
- Well, that is normally what happens
1063
00:54:50,807 --> 00:54:53,872
when you fall off a
stool and bang your head.
1064
00:54:53,872 --> 00:54:55,763
You'll be fine, all right?
1065
00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:56,930
Rest up, okay?
1066
00:54:57,788 --> 00:54:58,746
Bye.
1067
00:54:58,746 --> 00:55:00,283
- [Paul] Bye.
1068
00:55:00,283 --> 00:55:01,530
- Feel better, Paul.
1069
00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:02,500
- [Paul] Thanks.
1070
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,101
- Nice lamp.
1071
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:05,684
- [Paul] Thank you.
1072
00:55:07,251 --> 00:55:08,704
(phone rings)
1073
00:55:08,704 --> 00:55:10,019
- [Answering Machine] Hello,
please leave a message
1074
00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:12,103
after the tone. (beeps)
1075
00:55:12,103 --> 00:55:14,020
- Doctor, this is Paul.
1076
00:55:15,519 --> 00:55:18,110
I went on this stupid
speed dating thing tonight,
1077
00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:20,184
and it was the worst day of my life.
1078
00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:22,756
Will you please call me back?
1079
00:55:22,756 --> 00:55:24,756
I really need your help.
1080
00:55:25,787 --> 00:55:27,123
Thanks.
1081
00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:29,123
(beeps)
1082
00:55:31,925 --> 00:55:33,508
- Poor, poor, Paul.
1083
00:55:41,035 --> 00:55:41,868
- Ow.
1084
00:55:46,391 --> 00:55:47,641
- Speed dating.
1085
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:50,458
What's that?
1086
00:55:51,748 --> 00:55:53,165
You run to dates?
1087
00:55:55,213 --> 00:55:56,453
I'm talking to you.
1088
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:58,161
(TV chatter in foreign language)
1089
00:55:58,161 --> 00:56:00,076
(wind noise)
1090
00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,659
- Please,
1091
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,617
help,
1092
00:56:02,617 --> 00:56:03,950
please,
1093
00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:05,592
water,
1094
00:56:05,592 --> 00:56:06,425
pants.
1095
00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:16,354
(clanking)
1096
00:56:23,295 --> 00:56:25,712
♫ Is that it
1097
00:56:28,443 --> 00:56:31,443
♫ Is that all I get
1098
00:56:33,412 --> 00:56:35,912
♫ I want more
1099
00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,911
♫ More than before
1100
00:56:42,164 --> 00:56:44,884
- I am telling you, when
I don't know what I want.
1101
00:56:44,884 --> 00:56:47,670
♫ If that's all I get
1102
00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:48,503
- I make a collage.
1103
00:56:48,503 --> 00:56:52,747
♫ Then baby I mustn't forget
1104
00:56:52,747 --> 00:56:56,914
♫ That I gotta go get on with the show and
1105
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,830
♫ Get on with it
1106
00:57:02,623 --> 00:57:06,322
- [Peggy B] And when I was
22, the world was mine.
1107
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,905
- Helps me tap into the higher power now.
1108
00:57:07,905 --> 00:57:10,564
- [Peggy B] Success,
life and love were all
1109
00:57:10,564 --> 00:57:11,731
coming my way.
1110
00:57:12,902 --> 00:57:15,039
And then my young heart got broken
1111
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:17,495
into a million pieces
1112
00:57:17,495 --> 00:57:20,687
and I knew I would never be the same.
1113
00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:21,963
I cried for a week.
1114
00:57:21,963 --> 00:57:22,796
- Collage.
1115
00:57:22,796 --> 00:57:25,409
- [Peggy B] And when
my tears finally dried
1116
00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:26,659
I asked myself
1117
00:57:27,691 --> 00:57:28,608
is that it?
1118
00:57:30,256 --> 00:57:31,756
Is that all I get?
1119
00:57:34,178 --> 00:57:36,595
♫ Is that it
1120
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:40,121
♫ All I get
1121
00:57:41,702 --> 00:57:44,202
♫ I want more
1122
00:57:45,332 --> 00:57:48,665
- You have papers stuck to your fingers.
1123
00:57:50,184 --> 00:57:51,909
- Thanks, Rapheal.
1124
00:57:51,909 --> 00:57:53,826
Did I do good, Rebecca?
1125
00:57:54,913 --> 00:57:55,746
- Well,
1126
00:57:58,223 --> 00:58:00,306
there's, there's a lot of
1127
00:58:01,325 --> 00:58:02,158
big there.
1128
00:58:05,478 --> 00:58:08,145
A lot of big, and I would, yeah,
1129
00:58:09,006 --> 00:58:13,147
yeah, I would definitely say
that you know what you want,
1130
00:58:13,147 --> 00:58:14,884
at least part of it anyway.
1131
00:58:14,884 --> 00:58:16,487
- Hello, darlings.
1132
00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:18,172
- What are you doing here?
1133
00:58:18,172 --> 00:58:20,000
(chuckles)
1134
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,805
- Oh my, what do we have here, a little,
1135
00:58:22,805 --> 00:58:24,055
little collage?
1136
00:58:25,687 --> 00:58:29,431
- I bet if you take
some, like, soapy water
1137
00:58:29,431 --> 00:58:31,764
that'll take the papers off.
1138
00:58:34,986 --> 00:58:36,486
I like that couch.
1139
00:58:37,993 --> 00:58:42,160
- All you need are rainbows
and unicorns, all that.
1140
00:58:43,377 --> 00:58:45,789
- I just go online if
I want to find a date.
1141
00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:47,706
- Kinda looks like Jim.
1142
00:58:56,547 --> 00:58:59,006
- I will never do that again.
1143
00:58:59,006 --> 00:59:01,329
I'm a complete failure.
1144
00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,162
- Paul,
1145
00:59:03,537 --> 00:59:04,620
I would never
1146
00:59:05,912 --> 00:59:06,903
ever set you up
1147
00:59:06,903 --> 00:59:09,945
with somebody who was
married or had a boyfriend.
1148
00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:11,202
I love you, sweetheart,
1149
00:59:11,202 --> 00:59:14,285
but you can be so gullible sometimes.
1150
00:59:17,126 --> 00:59:19,849
Can I ask you a question?
1151
00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:22,016
What's Terry's motivation?
1152
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:30,657
I do know that Jim did
talk an awful lot about you
1153
00:59:30,657 --> 00:59:31,947
the other night.
1154
00:59:31,947 --> 00:59:32,780
- He did?
1155
00:59:34,626 --> 00:59:36,396
- Hand me the phone.
1156
00:59:36,396 --> 00:59:39,396
(soft violin music)
1157
00:59:40,466 --> 00:59:41,966
Hand me the phone.
1158
00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:49,172
- Be careful.
1159
00:59:51,828 --> 00:59:54,021
(laid-back music)
1160
00:59:54,021 --> 00:59:56,682
Don't push the buttons too hard.
1161
00:59:56,682 --> 00:59:59,329
(laid-back rhythmic music)
1162
00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:01,236
- Hello, Jim.
1163
01:00:01,236 --> 01:00:04,819
(laid-back rhythmic music)
1164
01:00:17,631 --> 01:00:18,464
- Wow.
1165
01:00:19,692 --> 01:00:22,741
- This is lamb pops
with a cherry reduction
1166
01:00:22,741 --> 01:00:25,408
and fingerling potatoes and, um,
1167
01:00:27,118 --> 01:00:29,785
roasted carrots and fennel bulb.
1168
01:00:31,456 --> 01:00:32,924
- That's it?
1169
01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:34,341
I'm just kidding.
1170
01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:36,636
Looks great.
1171
01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,078
- Really?
1172
01:00:40,078 --> 01:00:41,078
- Thank you.
1173
01:00:42,067 --> 01:00:43,984
- I'm a little nervous.
1174
01:00:44,853 --> 01:00:46,065
- Cheers.
1175
01:00:46,065 --> 01:00:49,648
(laid-back rhythmic music)
1176
01:01:04,230 --> 01:01:06,491
Oh my god, it's really good.
1177
01:01:06,491 --> 01:01:10,074
(laid-back rhythmic music)
1178
01:01:48,954 --> 01:01:50,287
You got it?
- Yeah.
1179
01:01:50,287 --> 01:01:51,454
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1180
01:01:52,761 --> 01:01:54,784
Oh, I fucked that up.
1181
01:01:54,784 --> 01:01:57,804
(chuckles)
1182
01:01:57,804 --> 01:01:59,470
- So?
1183
01:01:59,470 --> 01:02:00,303
- Yes?
1184
01:02:01,739 --> 01:02:02,713
Tell me.
1185
01:02:02,713 --> 01:02:05,482
- So, I, I like him.
- Tell me.
1186
01:02:05,482 --> 01:02:07,018
(chuckles)
1187
01:02:07,018 --> 01:02:10,185
- And I'm gonna see him again tonight.
1188
01:02:11,351 --> 01:02:13,119
- I love that.
1189
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:14,755
I love it.
1190
01:02:14,755 --> 01:02:16,094
I love playing gay maker.
1191
01:02:16,094 --> 01:02:17,844
- Yeah, I bet you do.
1192
01:02:18,797 --> 01:02:23,341
And you know, Marco
started seeing Terry, too.
1193
01:02:23,341 --> 01:02:25,758
- No, no, I didn't know that.
1194
01:02:28,064 --> 01:02:31,314
(solemn country music)
1195
01:02:36,139 --> 01:02:38,193
- How you doin' today, honey?
1196
01:02:38,193 --> 01:02:39,778
- I'm fine.
1197
01:02:39,778 --> 01:02:42,097
- Stayin' another day?
1198
01:02:42,097 --> 01:02:44,565
- I'm not ready to see anyone yet.
1199
01:02:44,565 --> 01:02:47,065
- Clear the mind, always good.
1200
01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:50,808
I like playing the slots.
1201
01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:51,641
It's my
1202
01:02:52,641 --> 01:02:53,558
meditation.
1203
01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:57,133
Why don't you give mine a whirl?
1204
01:02:57,133 --> 01:02:57,966
- Really?
1205
01:02:57,966 --> 01:03:01,216
(solemn country music)
1206
01:03:06,709 --> 01:03:09,792
(slot machine beeps)
1207
01:03:13,844 --> 01:03:16,594
(engine rumbles)
1208
01:03:19,031 --> 01:03:22,281
(solemn country music)
1209
01:03:40,554 --> 01:03:42,221
- Tell me something.
1210
01:03:44,090 --> 01:03:45,590
Do you feel loved?
1211
01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:49,900
- [Tootsie] Well you sure
know how to ask questions.
1212
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,150
- Well, do you?
1213
01:03:54,227 --> 01:03:57,644
- Yes, yes, I, uh, I need to call my son.
1214
01:04:01,991 --> 01:04:05,391
(slot machine beeps)
1215
01:04:05,391 --> 01:04:08,359
- This is my one and only love.
1216
01:04:08,359 --> 01:04:11,026
I take it with me wherever I go,
1217
01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:14,599
and whenever I'm feeling lonely,
1218
01:04:15,457 --> 01:04:17,576
I look at it so I can remember that
1219
01:04:17,576 --> 01:04:20,493
for at least one moment of my life,
1220
01:04:21,348 --> 01:04:22,348
I was loved.
1221
01:04:24,146 --> 01:04:25,745
- Oh.
1222
01:04:25,745 --> 01:04:27,238
(coins clank)
1223
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,071
Oh my god!
1224
01:04:29,717 --> 01:04:30,550
I won!
1225
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:34,577
I win, how much did I win, what did I win?
1226
01:04:34,577 --> 01:04:35,410
- $5,000.
1227
01:04:38,368 --> 01:04:41,918
- [Tootsie] $5,000, I won
$5,000, are you kidding?
1228
01:04:41,918 --> 01:04:44,585
Oh my god, Lucy, I need a drink!
1229
01:04:45,425 --> 01:04:46,258
- So?
1230
01:04:47,644 --> 01:04:48,602
- So.
1231
01:04:48,602 --> 01:04:51,769
♫ Come one and simmer
1232
01:04:54,012 --> 01:04:56,765
♫ Bless your shish kabob
1233
01:04:56,765 --> 01:04:59,515
♫ Get on with it
1234
01:05:00,694 --> 01:05:04,527
- [Peggy B] When I was
22, the world was mine.
1235
01:05:05,843 --> 01:05:08,926
- So, how long have you been in love?
1236
01:05:09,779 --> 01:05:11,373
With, with Piggy B?
1237
01:05:11,373 --> 01:05:12,206
- Oh, um,
1238
01:05:15,704 --> 01:05:16,787
I think
1239
01:05:16,787 --> 01:05:18,415
I was,
1240
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:21,272
yeah, I was six, I think.
1241
01:05:21,272 --> 01:05:24,115
Yeah, because I saw her
in a Christmas special,
1242
01:05:24,115 --> 01:05:25,532
a big Christmas special,
1243
01:05:25,532 --> 01:05:28,023
a Piggy B Christmas Spectacular
1244
01:05:28,023 --> 01:05:30,472
with Tiny Tim and Ruth Buzzi.
1245
01:05:30,472 --> 01:05:31,862
- I have it on VHS.
1246
01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:32,795
- (gasps) No!
1247
01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:33,712
- Oh, yeah.
1248
01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:37,380
- I saw it on eBay a few years ago,
1249
01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:39,555
and I tried to bid on it,
1250
01:05:39,555 --> 01:05:41,339
but then this idiot outbid me.
1251
01:05:41,339 --> 01:05:43,089
Can you believe that?
1252
01:05:44,643 --> 01:05:46,726
- I think I'm that idiot.
1253
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:48,577
- Oh.
1254
01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:49,853
- Yeah.
1255
01:05:49,853 --> 01:05:51,186
- Um, it's okay.
1256
01:05:52,275 --> 01:05:53,108
- I know.
1257
01:05:54,485 --> 01:05:55,485
I bought it.
1258
01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:02,130
- Wait, can I borrow it?
1259
01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:02,963
- No.
1260
01:06:02,963 --> 01:06:03,796
- Okay.
1261
01:06:03,796 --> 01:06:06,523
♫ Get on with show and
1262
01:06:06,523 --> 01:06:09,273
♫ Get on with it
1263
01:06:11,324 --> 01:06:14,425
- [Peggy B] When I was 36 years old
1264
01:06:14,425 --> 01:06:16,485
♫ I thought my life was over
1265
01:06:16,485 --> 01:06:18,093
- Um, eyelash.
- I what?
1266
01:06:18,093 --> 01:06:18,926
- Eyelash.
1267
01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,851
- [Peggy B] And I thought I was through,
1268
01:06:23,851 --> 01:06:26,959
after years of trying to
make something of myself.
1269
01:06:26,959 --> 01:06:28,376
- That's my wish.
1270
01:06:30,313 --> 01:06:31,506
(blows)
1271
01:06:31,506 --> 01:06:33,822
Yeah, oh, I'm sorry.
1272
01:06:33,822 --> 01:06:35,644
- It's okay.
1273
01:06:35,644 --> 01:06:37,763
- God, it wasn't a bullet,
it was just an eyelash.
1274
01:06:37,763 --> 01:06:38,868
You all right?
1275
01:06:38,868 --> 01:06:40,451
- Yeah, I think so.
1276
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:42,882
It's okay, it's fine.
1277
01:06:42,882 --> 01:06:44,629
What'd you wish for?
1278
01:06:44,629 --> 01:06:46,046
- I can't tell you.
1279
01:06:46,046 --> 01:06:47,754
It won't come true.
1280
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,004
The rules.
- Good, ow, okay.
1281
01:06:52,805 --> 01:06:56,556
So you know this whole marriage thing?
1282
01:06:56,556 --> 01:06:59,473
It's kinda got me thinkin', I mean,
1283
01:07:00,710 --> 01:07:02,362
for the first time in our lives
1284
01:07:02,362 --> 01:07:04,447
we actually have the opportunity
to get married, I mean,
1285
01:07:04,447 --> 01:07:06,590
I never thought that
I'd ever actually see it
1286
01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:08,465
in my lifetime, you know?
1287
01:07:08,465 --> 01:07:09,923
- No,
1288
01:07:09,923 --> 01:07:10,769
me either.
1289
01:07:10,769 --> 01:07:13,555
I mean, I'm out there every
day trying to get these
1290
01:07:13,555 --> 01:07:15,555
simpleminded ignoramuses
1291
01:07:17,138 --> 01:07:19,686
to not take away our rights,
1292
01:07:19,686 --> 01:07:22,457
you know, it just makes
me, it makes me so angry.
1293
01:07:22,457 --> 01:07:23,540
- Yeah, yeah.
1294
01:07:29,507 --> 01:07:33,090
do you ever think that you, maybe want to,
1295
01:07:34,268 --> 01:07:37,935
yeah, I don't know, um,
get married just to,
1296
01:07:38,953 --> 01:07:42,495
you know, just before they
take away the right to make a,
1297
01:07:42,495 --> 01:07:44,508
make a statement or something?
1298
01:07:44,508 --> 01:07:46,091
- Oh, I don't know.
1299
01:07:47,799 --> 01:07:50,531
I don't wanna be forced into
something that I might...
1300
01:07:50,531 --> 01:07:51,923
- Oh, yeah, no.
1301
01:07:51,923 --> 01:07:54,623
- You know, regret later.
- Mm-mm, no, yeah, no.
1302
01:07:54,623 --> 01:07:57,956
(laid-back jazzy music)
1303
01:08:01,084 --> 01:08:01,917
- What?
1304
01:08:05,296 --> 01:08:08,134
Do you wanna get married?
1305
01:08:08,134 --> 01:08:11,551
No, I mean, not to, you know, in general.
1306
01:08:13,426 --> 01:08:14,732
- Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
1307
01:08:14,732 --> 01:08:15,929
- You do?
1308
01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:18,397
- Well, I mean, maybe, yeah, mm-hmm.
1309
01:08:18,397 --> 01:08:19,259
Why, is that bad?
1310
01:08:19,259 --> 01:08:20,217
- No.
- Okay.
1311
01:08:20,217 --> 01:08:24,340
(laid-back jazzy music)
1312
01:08:24,340 --> 01:08:25,513
(gasps)
1313
01:08:25,513 --> 01:08:26,346
What?
1314
01:08:26,346 --> 01:08:27,429
- Wait, just,
1315
01:08:28,639 --> 01:08:30,780
oh what the heck.
- Yeah.
1316
01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:34,863
♫ Five-Star restaurants
1317
01:08:34,863 --> 01:08:38,298
♫ Eating out has always been my favorite
1318
01:08:38,298 --> 01:08:40,033
- Where Paul?
1319
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:40,950
He no call.
1320
01:08:44,345 --> 01:08:45,178
Stupid.
1321
01:08:46,078 --> 01:08:50,161
(TV chatter in foreign language)
1322
01:09:17,347 --> 01:09:19,347
(sighs)
1323
01:09:27,895 --> 01:09:30,728
(coffee trickles)
1324
01:09:34,633 --> 01:09:36,633
(yells)
1325
01:09:37,499 --> 01:09:38,492
- Sorry.
1326
01:09:38,492 --> 01:09:40,572
(coughing)
1327
01:09:40,572 --> 01:09:43,221
(smoke alarm beeps)
1328
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:45,328
I have a meeting I have
to go to this morning.
1329
01:09:45,328 --> 01:09:46,272
- Yeah?
- This morning.
1330
01:09:46,272 --> 01:09:47,269
- Okay.
1331
01:09:47,269 --> 01:09:48,382
- Uh, around the corner.
1332
01:09:48,382 --> 01:09:49,340
- Wait, what?
1333
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:51,160
- There's a coffee shop around the corner.
1334
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,638
- Okay.
1335
01:09:52,638 --> 01:09:55,638
(smoke alarm beeps)
1336
01:09:57,642 --> 01:10:00,059
(horn beeps)
1337
01:10:01,096 --> 01:10:03,929
(traffic rumbles)
1338
01:10:27,293 --> 01:10:29,646
- Morning, boss, you look good.
1339
01:10:29,646 --> 01:10:31,271
So how'd the date go?
1340
01:10:31,271 --> 01:10:34,165
It looks like it went well.
1341
01:10:34,165 --> 01:10:35,889
- [Terry] That's marvelous.
1342
01:10:35,889 --> 01:10:37,933
- You know, I'm not
even mad at you, Terry,
1343
01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:39,808
for almost sabotaging it.
1344
01:10:39,808 --> 01:10:41,750
Oh, did Miss Anderson say
what this emergency meeting
1345
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,583
was for?
1346
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:45,980
- No, she didn't, she just
said she wanted a meeting.
1347
01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,095
- It has come to our attention
1348
01:10:48,095 --> 01:10:51,136
that Proposition 8 may not pass.
1349
01:10:51,136 --> 01:10:55,183
Here, in California, we
cannot allow the homosexuals
1350
01:10:55,183 --> 01:10:56,925
the right to marry.
1351
01:10:56,925 --> 01:11:00,342
What can we do to take this message home?
1352
01:11:02,610 --> 01:11:03,443
- Um.
1353
01:11:06,759 --> 01:11:07,592
Uh, well,
1354
01:11:11,459 --> 01:11:14,792
we can have a basic html made up
1355
01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:15,625
with this
1356
01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:17,708
logo and the,
1357
01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:22,406
yes on Proposition 8 added,
1358
01:11:22,406 --> 01:11:25,339
so that everyone on Tuesday
morning will wake up
1359
01:11:25,339 --> 01:11:27,014
with this reminder in their inbox.
1360
01:11:27,014 --> 01:11:28,405
It's a little too late for the commercial,
1361
01:11:28,405 --> 01:11:32,272
but I do believe that the
email blast across the state
1362
01:11:32,272 --> 01:11:34,439
will get the response that
1363
01:11:36,355 --> 01:11:37,272
you desire.
1364
01:11:39,722 --> 01:11:40,889
- Good, do it.
1365
01:11:42,781 --> 01:11:45,948
- I'm afraid I'm not feeling too good.
1366
01:12:02,698 --> 01:12:06,848
- Thank you very much,
Paul, you have been great.
1367
01:12:06,848 --> 01:12:10,889
- Your partner is a bit, uh, high strung.
1368
01:12:10,889 --> 01:12:12,653
- What I believe he's tryin' to say
1369
01:12:12,653 --> 01:12:15,903
is you're just more our type of people.
1370
01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:18,897
Let's meet up here next Wednesday
1371
01:12:18,897 --> 01:12:20,677
and discuss our attack.
(phone rings)
1372
01:12:20,677 --> 01:12:22,503
Shall we say 9 a.m.?
1373
01:12:22,503 --> 01:12:26,137
And maybe it's best if it's
just you at the meetin'.
1374
01:12:26,137 --> 01:12:30,304
Your partner makes the boys
feel a little uncomfortable.
1375
01:12:40,038 --> 01:12:41,741
- Did you see where Terry went?
1376
01:12:41,741 --> 01:12:43,106
- He went to the little boy's room.
1377
01:12:43,106 --> 01:12:45,023
He didn't look so good.
1378
01:12:46,970 --> 01:12:49,470
(phone rings)
1379
01:12:50,854 --> 01:12:53,604
(water trickles)
1380
01:12:55,844 --> 01:12:57,695
- Look, wait.
1381
01:12:57,695 --> 01:13:00,193
I didn't know that this
was how it was going to go.
1382
01:13:00,193 --> 01:13:01,026
I didn't.
1383
01:13:02,264 --> 01:13:03,931
- What you gonna do?
1384
01:13:05,699 --> 01:13:09,866
- Terry, if we let go of
this account, we'll go under.
1385
01:13:11,283 --> 01:13:14,941
- I know I was hypnotized by the money.
1386
01:13:14,941 --> 01:13:17,358
My stomach was sick in there.
1387
01:13:20,653 --> 01:13:21,986
I can't do this.
1388
01:13:22,912 --> 01:13:26,924
I can't, I can't work, I can't
work for someone who can.
1389
01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,296
Sorry.
1390
01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:29,129
- Why,
1391
01:13:30,465 --> 01:13:34,176
why didn't you want me to be with Jim?
1392
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:37,542
- So you can manipulate him and marry him
1393
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:39,625
before the Prop 8 passes?
1394
01:13:41,445 --> 01:13:44,945
You might be the main reason it does pass.
1395
01:13:46,610 --> 01:13:49,777
- I don't see you returning the check.
1396
01:14:15,982 --> 01:14:17,732
- Just a little check
1397
01:14:20,441 --> 01:14:21,691
and the family.
1398
01:14:22,793 --> 01:14:25,251
(crying)
1399
01:14:25,251 --> 01:14:26,084
I'm sorry.
1400
01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:36,845
Yeah, Jim, hang on a second, okay?
1401
01:14:39,005 --> 01:14:42,922
Get me all the dirt that
you can on The Family.
1402
01:14:44,662 --> 01:14:46,605
- Sir, yes, sir!
1403
01:14:46,605 --> 01:14:47,438
- Thanks.
1404
01:14:48,390 --> 01:14:49,223
Okay.
1405
01:14:58,858 --> 01:15:00,484
- Really?
1406
01:15:00,484 --> 01:15:01,984
Okay, thanks, bye.
1407
01:15:03,076 --> 01:15:05,576
(phone rings)
1408
01:15:09,352 --> 01:15:10,654
- Yep?
1409
01:15:10,654 --> 01:15:13,248
- Boss, I finally got
the skinny on this guy.
1410
01:15:13,248 --> 01:15:15,610
So, on the outside he looks totally clean,
1411
01:15:15,610 --> 01:15:17,753
like he should get a
frackin' medal or something,
1412
01:15:17,753 --> 01:15:19,277
but then the truth comes out
1413
01:15:19,277 --> 01:15:20,845
and he's got his grubby little fingers
1414
01:15:20,845 --> 01:15:24,967
into so many dirty pots,
foreign oil, arms dealing,
1415
01:15:24,967 --> 01:15:28,818
racketeering and, this is the best part,
1416
01:15:28,818 --> 01:15:32,974
there's some very interesting
rumors surrounding him, too.
1417
01:15:32,974 --> 01:15:34,834
- Great, Tess.
1418
01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:37,303
- Thanks, so what do you want me to do?
1419
01:15:37,303 --> 01:15:39,505
- Oh.
(knocking)
1420
01:15:39,505 --> 01:15:42,524
I'm gonna have to get back to you.
1421
01:15:42,524 --> 01:15:43,357
Bye.
1422
01:15:48,554 --> 01:15:50,554
(sighs)
1423
01:16:00,605 --> 01:16:01,688
- The Family,
1424
01:16:03,272 --> 01:16:04,189
The fuckin'
1425
01:16:06,355 --> 01:16:07,438
Family, Paul.
1426
01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:10,648
How could you?
1427
01:16:11,618 --> 01:16:12,576
- They, they just wanted me to do...
1428
01:16:12,576 --> 01:16:13,669
- With what?
1429
01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:14,628
With their money?
- Do these sappy,
1430
01:16:14,628 --> 01:16:15,728
little commercials.
- How much money
1431
01:16:15,728 --> 01:16:18,224
did they give you, Paul?
1432
01:16:18,224 --> 01:16:19,057
How much?
1433
01:16:20,554 --> 01:16:24,721
How much did it take for you
to fuck everyone you know?
1434
01:16:27,137 --> 01:16:27,970
Me.
1435
01:16:29,509 --> 01:16:32,259
Paul, what are you fucking doing?
1436
01:16:40,605 --> 01:16:42,605
You can make this right.
1437
01:16:43,839 --> 01:16:45,437
Okay?
1438
01:16:45,437 --> 01:16:47,453
You can make this right.
1439
01:16:47,453 --> 01:16:49,568
But you better do it now.
1440
01:16:49,568 --> 01:16:50,899
Do you understand me?
1441
01:16:50,899 --> 01:16:54,097
Or your life is going to end
in disaster, I promise you.
1442
01:16:54,097 --> 01:16:55,347
Do you hear me?
1443
01:16:58,183 --> 01:16:59,433
Do you hear me?
1444
01:17:03,282 --> 01:17:04,865
- Did Jim find out?
1445
01:17:09,566 --> 01:17:12,399
- I'll let you guys talk about it.
1446
01:17:19,252 --> 01:17:20,805
- Paul.
1447
01:17:20,805 --> 01:17:22,414
- Jim.
1448
01:17:22,414 --> 01:17:25,914
- Listen, I have, I have feelings for you.
1449
01:17:27,926 --> 01:17:28,759
I'm sorry,
1450
01:17:30,259 --> 01:17:31,092
I'm just,
1451
01:17:34,092 --> 01:17:36,259
I'm so confused right now.
1452
01:18:09,697 --> 01:18:12,197
(phone rings)
1453
01:18:21,079 --> 01:18:22,380
- Hello.
1454
01:18:22,380 --> 01:18:23,213
- Paul,
1455
01:18:24,852 --> 01:18:27,185
Paul I left your goddamn,
1456
01:18:27,185 --> 01:18:29,406
son of a bitch, fuckface father.
1457
01:18:29,406 --> 01:18:30,406
- Excuse me?
1458
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:34,992
- It's over between us.
1459
01:18:36,744 --> 01:18:39,494
We had a big, a big disagreement.
1460
01:18:42,401 --> 01:18:45,399
- [Paul] What did you
do, go buy a new dress?
1461
01:18:45,399 --> 01:18:47,868
He'll get over it, just, um.
1462
01:18:47,868 --> 01:18:51,035
- It's not that easy this time, honey.
1463
01:18:54,894 --> 01:18:56,873
- Just call him, okay?
1464
01:18:56,873 --> 01:18:59,040
Yeah, just, just call him.
1465
01:19:00,322 --> 01:19:01,905
- Paul, I love you.
1466
01:19:03,802 --> 01:19:05,860
I love you, okay?
1467
01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:06,693
Bye-bye.
1468
01:19:07,685 --> 01:19:10,061
(phone clangs)
1469
01:19:10,061 --> 01:19:10,894
- Ah.
1470
01:19:26,453 --> 01:19:27,719
- I can't.
1471
01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:29,802
(crying)
1472
01:19:30,897 --> 01:19:34,916
This stupid stuff. (crying)
1473
01:19:34,916 --> 01:19:36,731
That works, nothing.
1474
01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:38,814
(crying)
1475
01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:52,251
I gotta see Paul.
1476
01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,978
- How much money did they give you, Paul?
1477
01:19:58,978 --> 01:19:59,811
How much?
1478
01:20:01,524 --> 01:20:05,691
How much did it take for you
to fuck everyone you know?
1479
01:20:07,413 --> 01:20:10,053
- I have feelings for you
1480
01:20:10,053 --> 01:20:13,718
that I haven't felt in a long time.
1481
01:20:13,718 --> 01:20:15,649
- I can't do this,
1482
01:20:15,649 --> 01:20:18,816
and I can't work for someone that can.
1483
01:20:21,327 --> 01:20:23,155
(ringtone rings)
1484
01:20:23,155 --> 01:20:25,224
- Who the hell is that
at this time of night?
1485
01:20:25,224 --> 01:20:27,807
- Oh god, I hope nobody's dead.
1486
01:20:28,844 --> 01:20:30,939
Boss, what is going on?
1487
01:20:30,939 --> 01:20:32,070
- Sorry, Tess.
1488
01:20:32,070 --> 01:20:34,405
- Oh my god, you gave me a heart attack.
1489
01:20:34,405 --> 01:20:37,509
- I need you to pull the
whole plug on The Family.
1490
01:20:37,509 --> 01:20:39,657
Cancel everything.
1491
01:20:39,657 --> 01:20:41,365
Do you think it's too late?
1492
01:20:41,365 --> 01:20:42,704
- Well, it'll take some doing,
1493
01:20:42,704 --> 01:20:45,045
but I think I can get it done.
1494
01:20:45,045 --> 01:20:46,253
Hey, boss.
1495
01:20:46,253 --> 01:20:47,255
- [Paul] Yeah?
1496
01:20:47,255 --> 01:20:48,838
- I'm proud of you.
1497
01:20:50,527 --> 01:20:51,773
- Thanks, Tess.
1498
01:20:51,773 --> 01:20:56,376
Oh, Tess, set up a meeting
with Miss Deborah Anderson
1499
01:20:56,376 --> 01:20:58,441
for nine in the morning, okay?
1500
01:20:58,441 --> 01:21:00,157
- Okay-dokey, boss.
1501
01:21:00,157 --> 01:21:00,990
- Thanks.
1502
01:21:01,943 --> 01:21:02,998
Goodnight.
1503
01:21:02,998 --> 01:21:04,915
- See ya tomorrow, bye.
1504
01:21:05,902 --> 01:21:07,086
Sugar, I need that.
1505
01:21:07,086 --> 01:21:09,212
- Oh, darling, come on, it's
taken me months to get this.
1506
01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:11,423
- (groans) I need to send some emails.
1507
01:21:11,423 --> 01:21:13,203
- Why do you women never understand?
1508
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,265
(chuckles)
1509
01:21:14,265 --> 01:21:15,987
- You can get back to your little game.
1510
01:21:15,987 --> 01:21:17,993
- Yeah, well, my raiding party
was about to kill the boss.
1511
01:21:17,993 --> 01:21:19,392
You've gone and ruined it now, haven't ya?
1512
01:21:19,392 --> 01:21:21,892
- Well, that sounds important.
1513
01:21:31,142 --> 01:21:33,642
(blues music)
1514
01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:38,681
- I'd help you, but I
can't see a damn thing.
1515
01:21:39,682 --> 01:21:41,825
So what's up for today?
1516
01:21:41,825 --> 01:21:45,248
I've got a few hours to
kill before I head out.
1517
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,799
Wanna try the nickel slots again?
1518
01:21:47,799 --> 01:21:51,726
Or should we be adventurous
and go for the quarters?
1519
01:21:51,726 --> 01:21:55,893
(chuckles)
(blues music)
1520
01:21:56,985 --> 01:22:00,845
- You know I, I think
it's time I get on my way.
1521
01:22:00,845 --> 01:22:03,345
(blues music)
1522
01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:13,833
I'm gonna miss you.
1523
01:22:15,504 --> 01:22:16,337
Thank you.
1524
01:22:18,381 --> 01:22:19,214
Thank you.
1525
01:22:19,214 --> 01:22:22,683
♫ not mend my broken heart
1526
01:22:22,683 --> 01:22:25,683
♫ With somebody new
1527
01:22:27,490 --> 01:22:31,573
♫ Because I can't keep on livin'
1528
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:36,500
♫ In a world without you
1529
01:22:37,856 --> 01:22:41,144
(phone rings)
1530
01:22:41,144 --> 01:22:42,405
(answering machine beeps)
1531
01:22:42,405 --> 01:22:44,554
- Terry, I know you quit,
1532
01:22:44,554 --> 01:22:48,605
and I know that you're
really mad at me right now,
1533
01:22:48,605 --> 01:22:50,958
but please just come to
a nine o'clock meeting
1534
01:22:50,958 --> 01:22:52,933
with Miss Anderson.
1535
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,350
Trust me, please.
1536
01:22:56,601 --> 01:22:57,434
Trust me.
1537
01:22:58,323 --> 01:23:01,966
♫ To dry all these tears I cried
1538
01:23:01,966 --> 01:23:06,348
- [GPS] Please make right
turn on Sierra Highway.
1539
01:23:06,348 --> 01:23:09,879
Please make right turn on Sierra Highway.
1540
01:23:09,879 --> 01:23:13,129
(solemn country music)
1541
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:21,541
- Come on.
1542
01:23:24,534 --> 01:23:27,848
(brakes squeal)
1543
01:23:27,848 --> 01:23:32,015
♫ My broken heart with somebody new
1544
01:23:35,821 --> 01:23:39,904
♫ Because I can't keep on livin'
1545
01:23:41,257 --> 01:23:43,302
- Excuse me, Miss.
1546
01:23:43,302 --> 01:23:44,135
- Yeah?
1547
01:23:47,570 --> 01:23:49,443
You look terrible.
1548
01:23:49,443 --> 01:23:51,724
You better sit down.
1549
01:23:51,724 --> 01:23:54,425
Here, here's a glass of water.
1550
01:23:54,425 --> 01:23:56,065
You better have some, here, here, here,
1551
01:23:56,065 --> 01:23:57,840
here's a little bit of,
1552
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,947
oh, you just look terrible.
1553
01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:03,302
I don't know what happened to you.
1554
01:24:03,302 --> 01:24:05,986
You look like you have a little sunburn
1555
01:24:05,986 --> 01:24:07,661
or something like that.
1556
01:24:07,661 --> 01:24:09,346
- I'm lookin' for my wife.
1557
01:24:09,346 --> 01:24:10,179
- Oh?
1558
01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:13,346
- Little short gal, mid 40s, red hair,
1559
01:24:14,641 --> 01:24:15,748
Mrs. Roll.
1560
01:24:15,748 --> 01:24:16,727
- Mrs. Roll.
1561
01:24:16,727 --> 01:24:18,275
- Go by the nickname, uh...
1562
01:24:18,275 --> 01:24:19,367
- Tootsie!
1563
01:24:19,367 --> 01:24:20,518
- Yeah.
1564
01:24:20,518 --> 01:24:23,040
- (chuckles) She's a kick in the pants.
1565
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:23,883
- Uh-huh.
1566
01:24:23,883 --> 01:24:27,383
- Such a nice lady and a good tipper, too.
1567
01:24:29,415 --> 01:24:32,582
You must be the fuckface of a husband.
1568
01:24:34,986 --> 01:24:37,236
Honey, you just missed her.
1569
01:24:38,242 --> 01:24:39,363
Isn't that right, Janine?
1570
01:24:39,363 --> 01:24:40,907
- Yeah, that's right.
1571
01:24:40,907 --> 01:24:43,489
- Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
1572
01:24:43,489 --> 01:24:46,156
Here, have a little napkin here.
1573
01:24:47,812 --> 01:24:49,979
- Morning, boss, you okay?
1574
01:24:52,733 --> 01:24:55,361
Okay, here's all the dirt on the big guy,
1575
01:24:55,361 --> 01:24:57,778
and here's your refund check.
1576
01:24:59,040 --> 01:24:59,873
What?
1577
01:24:59,873 --> 01:25:03,486
You know I've been doing
your signature for years.
1578
01:25:03,486 --> 01:25:06,309
- You knew I was going to do this?
1579
01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:10,226
- You made the appointment
yesterday afternoon.
1580
01:25:11,093 --> 01:25:12,176
- I love you.
1581
01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:13,946
- I know.
1582
01:25:14,829 --> 01:25:16,746
Now, go knock 'em dead.
1583
01:25:18,186 --> 01:25:21,353
(ragtime piano music)
1584
01:25:47,371 --> 01:25:50,897
- So, Paul, I see that
you had another plan
1585
01:25:50,897 --> 01:25:53,785
that you didn't share with us.
1586
01:25:53,785 --> 01:25:57,202
(playful rhythmic music)
1587
01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:05,000
- This gentleman is half of, as they say,
1588
01:26:05,969 --> 01:26:08,068
a well-oiled machine.
1589
01:26:08,068 --> 01:26:10,767
To ask that he not be present
during an important meeting
1590
01:26:10,767 --> 01:26:14,074
with a client is inappropriate.
1591
01:26:14,074 --> 01:26:18,241
- May I remind you that
you and I have a contract.
1592
01:26:19,765 --> 01:26:21,608
- Not finished yet.
1593
01:26:21,608 --> 01:26:25,470
Um, Miss Anderson, some time in one's life
1594
01:26:25,470 --> 01:26:28,228
one has to question one's morals.
1595
01:26:28,228 --> 01:26:30,523
- I assure you that Jonathan Tate
1596
01:26:30,523 --> 01:26:33,102
is one of the leading men of our country
1597
01:26:33,102 --> 01:26:37,771
with only the highest morals
and the best intentions.
1598
01:26:37,771 --> 01:26:40,109
(tsking)
1599
01:26:40,109 --> 01:26:42,766
- The Jonathan Tates of the
world can look incredibly clean
1600
01:26:42,766 --> 01:26:45,880
on the outside until one digs deeper.
1601
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:46,880
This morning
1602
01:26:48,934 --> 01:26:52,537
there were no email
blasts, no press releases,
1603
01:26:52,537 --> 01:26:55,463
no one heard a peep on The Family's stance
1604
01:26:55,463 --> 01:26:56,880
on Proposition 8.
1605
01:26:57,995 --> 01:26:58,828
Oh and,
1606
01:27:01,949 --> 01:27:02,782
um,
1607
01:27:05,105 --> 01:27:07,105
here's your full refund.
1608
01:27:09,902 --> 01:27:11,069
Miss Anderson,
1609
01:27:12,979 --> 01:27:15,852
Miss Anderson I love my country.
1610
01:27:15,852 --> 01:27:18,575
I'm a little idealistic.
1611
01:27:18,575 --> 01:27:19,992
I do believe that
1612
01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:23,696
justice will prevail
1613
01:27:24,550 --> 01:27:26,008
and
1614
01:27:26,008 --> 01:27:27,383
you,
1615
01:27:27,383 --> 01:27:28,300
The Family,
1616
01:27:29,759 --> 01:27:30,787
Jonathan Tate,
1617
01:27:30,787 --> 01:27:34,620
at the end of the day
can do nothing about it.
1618
01:27:35,608 --> 01:27:37,191
Oh, and by the way,
1619
01:27:38,149 --> 01:27:39,732
I'm not one of your
1620
01:27:40,982 --> 01:27:42,232
fudging people.
1621
01:27:44,833 --> 01:27:46,826
I'll take these now.
1622
01:27:46,826 --> 01:27:50,076
(light rhythmic music)
1623
01:27:53,131 --> 01:27:54,048
- Mr. Roll,
1624
01:27:55,702 --> 01:27:57,702
Proposition 8 will pass.
1625
01:27:59,121 --> 01:28:00,371
I guarantee it.
1626
01:28:11,021 --> 01:28:11,854
- Wow.
1627
01:28:14,478 --> 01:28:15,561
You told her.
1628
01:28:17,065 --> 01:28:20,743
- I just wanted you to
understand your worth to me.
1629
01:28:20,743 --> 01:28:21,743
- Come here.
1630
01:28:31,194 --> 01:28:33,611
- Oh for god's sake, come on!
1631
01:28:34,679 --> 01:28:36,977
(sighs) I really am fucked.
1632
01:28:36,977 --> 01:28:39,644
(brakes squeal)
1633
01:28:53,642 --> 01:28:54,475
Oh my god.
1634
01:28:55,913 --> 01:28:59,163
I didn't realize you were Miss Piggy B.
1635
01:29:01,409 --> 01:29:02,826
Can I get a lift?
1636
01:29:06,785 --> 01:29:09,609
My son is your biggest fan.
1637
01:29:09,609 --> 01:29:10,883
- [Piggy B] What's his name?
1638
01:29:10,883 --> 01:29:12,207
- [Tootsie] Paul Roll.
1639
01:29:12,207 --> 01:29:15,790
- [Piggy B] Hmm, well
isn't that somethin'.
1640
01:29:38,809 --> 01:29:40,895
(laughing)
(throbbing music)
1641
01:29:40,895 --> 01:29:43,029
- Look at this place.
1642
01:29:43,029 --> 01:29:45,305
Oh my god, it's election night.
1643
01:29:45,305 --> 01:29:46,536
Paul!
1644
01:29:46,536 --> 01:29:49,711
Paul, I asked you to
fix things last night.
1645
01:29:49,711 --> 01:29:51,108
- What?
- And you did.
1646
01:29:51,108 --> 01:29:55,055
I asked you to fix things
last night and you did.
1647
01:29:55,055 --> 01:29:55,888
- Yeah.
1648
01:29:55,888 --> 01:29:58,382
- Proposition 8 might
not pass because of you.
1649
01:29:58,382 --> 01:29:59,825
Look at this.
1650
01:29:59,825 --> 01:30:02,763
(throbbing music)
1651
01:30:02,763 --> 01:30:06,303
Oh, and by the way, just in
case you're wondering, Jim.
1652
01:30:06,303 --> 01:30:07,136
- Yeah?
1653
01:30:07,136 --> 01:30:08,551
- Everything's cool.
1654
01:30:08,551 --> 01:30:10,506
He's so proud of you.
1655
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:12,332
- Wait, you mean he's
not mad at me anymore?
1656
01:30:12,332 --> 01:30:13,871
- No, no, not at all.
1657
01:30:13,871 --> 01:30:16,331
As a matter of fact, I think
you're probably gonna get
1658
01:30:16,331 --> 01:30:18,460
the best sex of your life tonight.
1659
01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:19,793
(pulsating music)
1660
01:30:19,793 --> 01:30:20,626
It's true.
1661
01:30:23,183 --> 01:30:24,847
- Wow.
1662
01:30:24,847 --> 01:30:25,909
- Here you go, ladies.
1663
01:30:25,909 --> 01:30:27,324
- [Tootsie] Ooh, thanks.
1664
01:30:27,324 --> 01:30:29,536
- You may wanna stay close, Manny.
1665
01:30:29,536 --> 01:30:31,435
We're either gonna be jumping for joy,
1666
01:30:31,435 --> 01:30:33,121
or I'm gonna have to slap ya.
1667
01:30:33,121 --> 01:30:33,958
(chuckles)
1668
01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:35,740
- Hey, where's Terry?
1669
01:30:35,740 --> 01:30:38,573
(pulsating music)
1670
01:30:40,014 --> 01:30:42,118
Um, I've gotta go backstage,
1671
01:30:42,118 --> 01:30:44,445
so I'll see you guys afterwards, okay?
1672
01:30:44,445 --> 01:30:46,241
All right, see ya soon!
1673
01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:48,467
(pulsating music)
1674
01:30:48,467 --> 01:30:50,291
- What did she say?
1675
01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:53,007
- [Man] Please welcome to the
stage, the legendary comedian
1676
01:30:53,007 --> 01:30:54,911
Miss Rebecca Wright.
1677
01:30:54,911 --> 01:30:56,879
- All right, who's right?
1678
01:30:56,879 --> 01:30:58,764
- [Crowd] Rebecca Wright!
1679
01:30:58,764 --> 01:31:00,125
(cheering)
1680
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:02,581
- And don't you all forget it.
1681
01:31:02,581 --> 01:31:04,741
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
1682
01:31:04,741 --> 01:31:08,007
to our election night extravaganza.
1683
01:31:08,007 --> 01:31:10,006
(cheering)
(clapping)
1684
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,114
The end of the Bush era.
1685
01:31:12,114 --> 01:31:13,556
Ladies and gentlemen,
1686
01:31:13,556 --> 01:31:16,304
tonight is a big huge momentous occasion.
1687
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:19,959
Hopefully we are going to
elect our country's very first
1688
01:31:19,959 --> 01:31:22,127
African-American president.
1689
01:31:22,127 --> 01:31:24,137
(cheering)
1690
01:31:24,137 --> 01:31:26,416
It's about time, it's about time.
1691
01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:29,264
And hopefully we are gonna
show the rest of the country
1692
01:31:29,264 --> 01:31:31,779
that California is ready
1693
01:31:31,779 --> 01:31:34,396
and will protect gay marriage, baby.
1694
01:31:34,396 --> 01:31:35,485
(cheering)
1695
01:31:35,485 --> 01:31:36,568
- I love you!
1696
01:31:38,717 --> 01:31:40,306
- Hey.
1697
01:31:40,306 --> 01:31:41,473
- Oh, hey, hi.
1698
01:31:46,464 --> 01:31:47,605
- I'm so proud of you.
1699
01:31:47,605 --> 01:31:49,682
- Oh, I'm just so glad
you aren't mad at me
1700
01:31:49,682 --> 01:31:50,765
anymore.
- No.
1701
01:31:54,434 --> 01:31:56,442
- [Rebecca] Now, I heard
that we are just waiting
1702
01:31:56,442 --> 01:32:00,450
on the news to announce the next president
1703
01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:01,809
of the United States,
1704
01:32:01,809 --> 01:32:04,694
and, god, I hope it's the right one.
1705
01:32:04,694 --> 01:32:06,707
(patriotic music)
1706
01:32:06,707 --> 01:32:09,624
- And you go out and find your son.
1707
01:32:10,969 --> 01:32:11,969
- All right.
1708
01:32:13,134 --> 01:32:15,243
- Any second, we're gonna get the results.
1709
01:32:15,243 --> 01:32:18,174
- We can now definitively
say that Barack Obama will be
1710
01:32:18,174 --> 01:32:19,884
the next president of the
United States of America.
1711
01:32:19,884 --> 01:32:21,967
- [Rachel] The next president
of the United States
1712
01:32:21,967 --> 01:32:23,183
is Barack Obama.
1713
01:32:23,183 --> 01:32:26,463
- This is truly an historic occasion.
1714
01:32:26,463 --> 01:32:31,206
We now know that the next
president will be Barack Obama,
1715
01:32:31,206 --> 01:32:33,330
our first black president.
1716
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:36,039
(cheering)
1717
01:32:36,039 --> 01:32:37,497
- Mom,
1718
01:32:37,497 --> 01:32:38,858
hi!
1719
01:32:38,858 --> 01:32:40,208
- Oh!
1720
01:32:40,208 --> 01:32:42,232
I came with B. (laughs)
1721
01:32:42,232 --> 01:32:44,815
- [Rebecca] On this
momentous occasion, ladies
1722
01:32:44,815 --> 01:32:48,298
and gentlemen, it is my
immense pleasure to welcome....
1723
01:32:48,298 --> 01:32:49,933
- This is my mom!
1724
01:32:49,933 --> 01:32:50,958
- Hi.
1725
01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:52,387
- [Tootsie] Hi.
1726
01:32:52,387 --> 01:32:53,497
- I'm Jim.
1727
01:32:53,497 --> 01:32:55,191
- [Tootsie] Hi, how do you do, Jim?
1728
01:32:55,191 --> 01:32:56,231
- Good.
1729
01:32:56,231 --> 01:32:57,504
- Nice to meet you.
1730
01:32:57,504 --> 01:32:59,288
- Nice to meet you, too.
1731
01:32:59,288 --> 01:33:03,211
(clapping)
(rhythmic music)
1732
01:33:03,211 --> 01:33:05,378
(howling)
1733
01:33:12,729 --> 01:33:17,546
♫ You always leave me wantin' more
1734
01:33:17,546 --> 01:33:22,212
♫ You always leave me wantin' more
1735
01:33:22,212 --> 01:33:26,745
♫ You always leave me wantin' more
1736
01:33:26,745 --> 01:33:30,912
(clapping)
(cheering)
1737
01:33:31,890 --> 01:33:35,390
- Ladies and gentlemen, that Miss Piggy B.
1738
01:33:36,543 --> 01:33:39,502
All right, now the moment
we've all been waiting for,
1739
01:33:39,502 --> 01:33:42,011
uh, the results of
Proposition 8 are coming
1740
01:33:42,011 --> 01:33:42,969
in any second.
1741
01:33:42,969 --> 01:33:44,523
- We do have an answer
now on Proposition 8.
1742
01:33:44,523 --> 01:33:49,040
Proposition 8 has passed, gay
marriage is no longer legal
1743
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,290
in the state of California.
1744
01:33:52,535 --> 01:33:53,785
- Gay marriage,
1745
01:33:55,305 --> 01:33:57,638
the abomination against God,
1746
01:33:59,037 --> 01:34:02,204
will not be tolerated in this country.
1747
01:34:03,913 --> 01:34:06,163
Marriage will remain sacred
1748
01:34:07,621 --> 01:34:09,288
and that this filth,
1749
01:34:10,525 --> 01:34:14,692
this unbridled filth will not
be tolerated in our country.
1750
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:17,287
God bless you.
1751
01:34:26,686 --> 01:34:28,857
- [News Anchor] As far as
what will happen to the gays
1752
01:34:28,857 --> 01:34:31,402
who have already married in recent months,
1753
01:34:31,402 --> 01:34:33,809
the news is, we're still
awaiting news on that.
1754
01:34:33,809 --> 01:34:37,365
There'll have to be a judgment,
but for the time being
1755
01:34:37,365 --> 01:34:39,641
no more gays will be allowed to marry
1756
01:34:39,641 --> 01:34:41,322
in the state of California.
1757
01:34:41,322 --> 01:34:43,998
Proposition 8 is now law.
1758
01:34:43,998 --> 01:34:46,081
There is no gay marriage.
1759
01:35:06,678 --> 01:35:08,871
(dull thudding)
1760
01:35:08,871 --> 01:35:11,454
(door squeaks)
1761
01:35:17,276 --> 01:35:19,526
- I have to go find my mom.
1762
01:35:22,488 --> 01:35:24,988
- Obama elected and the other,
1763
01:35:25,946 --> 01:35:26,779
well,
1764
01:35:27,714 --> 01:35:32,064
we'll just have to continue
to fight the good fight.
1765
01:35:32,064 --> 01:35:35,490
- Yeah, yeah, the good fight, um, I.
1766
01:35:35,490 --> 01:35:36,625
- [Gregory] We just
got the bank statement.
1767
01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:39,708
- I have something I need to confess.
1768
01:35:41,678 --> 01:35:42,511
- Tootsie,
1769
01:35:44,835 --> 01:35:45,918
what is this?
1770
01:35:48,832 --> 01:35:51,665
A $500,000 donation to The Family?
1771
01:35:53,671 --> 01:35:55,338
Are, are you insane?
1772
01:35:56,412 --> 01:35:59,253
- I-I-I acted impulsively, I-I just.
1773
01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:02,309
- Impulse, no, no, impulsive
is like buying something
1774
01:36:02,309 --> 01:36:03,429
at the checkout stand!
1775
01:36:03,429 --> 01:36:05,208
Half a million dollars to The Family!
1776
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:07,440
Do you know what this means to your son?
1777
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:10,349
Do you know what this
is going to do to him?
1778
01:36:10,349 --> 01:36:11,711
Oh!
1779
01:36:11,711 --> 01:36:14,319
I mean, you have done
some crazy stunts, Toots,
1780
01:36:14,319 --> 01:36:16,447
but this is outrageous!
1781
01:36:16,447 --> 01:36:19,254
How could you, how could
you do that to Paulie?
1782
01:36:19,254 --> 01:36:20,845
How are you gonna make that right?
1783
01:36:20,845 --> 01:36:23,001
You can't, that's impossible!
1784
01:36:23,001 --> 01:36:26,334
I don't, ah, I-I can't even talk to you!
1785
01:36:27,573 --> 01:36:29,722
And where do you think you're going?
1786
01:36:29,722 --> 01:36:31,758
- Oh, just get out of my way, Gregory.
1787
01:36:31,758 --> 01:36:32,889
It is over between us.
1788
01:36:32,889 --> 01:36:35,565
I am done, I am going to LA,
1789
01:36:35,565 --> 01:36:37,726
and I'm going to be with my,
1790
01:36:37,726 --> 01:36:39,276
I'm gonna be by myself.
1791
01:36:39,276 --> 01:36:41,488
- Are you going to tell Paul what you did?
1792
01:36:41,488 --> 01:36:43,927
How are you going to
make that right with him?
1793
01:36:43,927 --> 01:36:46,040
- [Tootsie] It is over between us.
1794
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,399
You fuckface!
(sharp smacking)
1795
01:36:48,399 --> 01:36:51,149
(engine rumbles)
1796
01:36:52,123 --> 01:36:52,956
- What?
1797
01:36:53,902 --> 01:36:54,819
- $500,000?
1798
01:36:57,056 --> 01:36:59,323
- It was the most stupid
thing I've ever done.
1799
01:36:59,323 --> 01:37:00,588
Paul, I am so sorry.
1800
01:37:00,588 --> 01:37:04,370
I-I-I, it was just a mistake,
I, oh, I don't know why.
1801
01:37:04,370 --> 01:37:07,140
I was just being stupid.
1802
01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:10,307
(slow rhythmic music)
1803
01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:14,708
- We've all done stupid things, honey.
1804
01:37:15,701 --> 01:37:18,813
My husband left me for a man.
1805
01:37:18,813 --> 01:37:20,563
My house burned down.
1806
01:37:21,702 --> 01:37:25,869
My dog was killed by a falling
tree struck by lightning,
1807
01:37:26,733 --> 01:37:30,233
and I'm legally blind, but I'm still here.
1808
01:37:32,905 --> 01:37:34,469
- You're legally blind?
1809
01:37:34,469 --> 01:37:35,302
- In 1974,
1810
01:37:36,552 --> 01:37:40,052
I used Mighty Glue to put on my eyelashes.
1811
01:37:41,340 --> 01:37:45,926
I just got so tired of
putting them on every day.
1812
01:37:45,926 --> 01:37:49,343
- Oh, that's why you wear the sunglasses.
1813
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:53,405
And you've been driving a car?
1814
01:37:53,405 --> 01:37:57,559
- [Piggy B] These are the original lashes.
1815
01:37:57,559 --> 01:37:58,559
Not bad, eh?
1816
01:38:02,644 --> 01:38:04,915
- [Tootsie] Um, well, they.
1817
01:38:04,915 --> 01:38:06,193
- No, yeah, they're um...
1818
01:38:06,193 --> 01:38:08,170
- They're fine, no, they're, they're good.
1819
01:38:08,170 --> 01:38:09,153
- Pretty.
- They're good.
1820
01:38:09,153 --> 01:38:11,885
They look good, yeah, no,
they're nice, they're nice.
1821
01:38:11,885 --> 01:38:12,885
- Thank you.
1822
01:38:13,826 --> 01:38:16,972
- Isn't there some kind of
procedure you could have?
1823
01:38:16,972 --> 01:38:19,889
- There is, but it takes big bucks,
1824
01:38:20,869 --> 01:38:24,202
and I'm fresh out of big bucks just now.
1825
01:38:27,429 --> 01:38:28,429
What's this?
1826
01:38:29,925 --> 01:38:31,957
- It's my winnings from the casino.
1827
01:38:31,957 --> 01:38:33,399
The $5,000.
1828
01:38:33,399 --> 01:38:36,313
Well, minus the 100 that
I gave to Lucy for a tip,
1829
01:38:36,313 --> 01:38:39,247
because, well, I think
she really needs it, but,
1830
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:41,747
B you can get your eyes fixed.
1831
01:38:43,361 --> 01:38:45,620
The beginning of making everything right.
1832
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:47,587
- Oh, come here, Miss Uptight Thing,
1833
01:38:47,587 --> 01:38:51,949
and give me a hug.
(chuckles)
1834
01:38:51,949 --> 01:38:55,282
(gentle rhythmic music)
1835
01:39:02,229 --> 01:39:04,556
- I have a confession, too.
1836
01:39:04,556 --> 01:39:07,723
(slow rhythmic music)
1837
01:39:10,827 --> 01:39:12,160
'Til last night,
1838
01:39:13,778 --> 01:39:15,949
I was working for The Family.
1839
01:39:15,949 --> 01:39:19,116
(slow rhythmic music)
1840
01:39:22,639 --> 01:39:26,419
I was just about to do
all these ad campaigns
1841
01:39:26,419 --> 01:39:27,836
and email blasts,
1842
01:39:30,785 --> 01:39:33,702
but then I gave them a full refund.
1843
01:39:34,619 --> 01:39:39,466
Even though now it means
that my business may go under
1844
01:39:39,466 --> 01:39:43,138
and any delusion that I have
of saving up my own money
1845
01:39:43,138 --> 01:39:46,971
for my own wedding is
no longer a possibility.
1846
01:39:48,772 --> 01:39:52,939
- Well, it looks like it's been
true confessions all around.
1847
01:39:54,183 --> 01:39:55,016
- B,
1848
01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:58,393
that's your first love, right?
1849
01:39:58,393 --> 01:39:59,974
You always have that picture with you.
1850
01:39:59,974 --> 01:40:01,931
- He's some billionaire now.
1851
01:40:01,931 --> 01:40:03,399
Jonathan Tate.
1852
01:40:03,399 --> 01:40:04,284
- [Tootsie] Wait, wait,
1853
01:40:04,284 --> 01:40:06,445
why does that name sound so familiar?
1854
01:40:06,445 --> 01:40:09,393
- He's the head of The Family.
1855
01:40:09,393 --> 01:40:11,590
- Who have you been meeting with?
1856
01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:12,923
- Miss Anderson.
1857
01:40:14,494 --> 01:40:16,494
- Miss Deborah Anderson?
1858
01:40:26,227 --> 01:40:28,440
- I am so sorry, I, I
will make this right.
1859
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:30,056
I will, you have to believe me.
1860
01:40:30,056 --> 01:40:31,963
I will make this right.
1861
01:40:31,963 --> 01:40:33,372
(door thuds)
1862
01:40:33,372 --> 01:40:34,906
Honey, take my purse.
1863
01:40:34,906 --> 01:40:37,875
Um, listen, I need, um, I need a computer,
1864
01:40:37,875 --> 01:40:39,458
and I need a phone.
1865
01:40:40,412 --> 01:40:41,968
- Upstairs to the left.
1866
01:40:41,968 --> 01:40:43,218
- Okay, thanks.
1867
01:40:48,755 --> 01:40:50,349
(sighs)
1868
01:40:50,349 --> 01:40:52,849
(birds chirp)
1869
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,470
(chuckling)
1870
01:40:56,470 --> 01:40:59,012
- [Tootsie] That Miss Piggy
B is something, isn't she?
1871
01:40:59,012 --> 01:41:00,509
(chuckles) Oh my god.
1872
01:41:00,509 --> 01:41:02,342
- [Paul] Yeah, she is.
1873
01:41:04,702 --> 01:41:06,542
- She really opened my eyes.
1874
01:41:06,542 --> 01:41:09,625
(gentle piano music)
1875
01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:13,684
Last night,
1876
01:41:16,122 --> 01:41:16,955
I got it.
1877
01:41:20,749 --> 01:41:21,582
I got it.
1878
01:41:27,144 --> 01:41:28,227
I stood there
1879
01:41:30,639 --> 01:41:34,806
and listened to that man who
calls himself a Christian
1880
01:41:36,675 --> 01:41:37,842
tell the world
1881
01:41:39,258 --> 01:41:40,175
that my son
1882
01:41:42,210 --> 01:41:44,710
is an abomination against God,
1883
01:41:47,257 --> 01:41:51,090
some kind of subhuman
because of who you love.
1884
01:41:54,297 --> 01:41:55,464
And I realized
1885
01:41:57,732 --> 01:41:58,565
that man
1886
01:42:00,860 --> 01:42:02,360
is not a good man.
1887
01:42:04,214 --> 01:42:07,059
That man is not a Christian in my eyes.
1888
01:42:07,059 --> 01:42:10,142
(gentle piano music)
1889
01:42:15,214 --> 01:42:17,547
You and your amazing friends
1890
01:42:19,172 --> 01:42:20,376
have every right
1891
01:42:20,376 --> 01:42:24,376
to stand up before God
or whatever and shout out
1892
01:42:25,450 --> 01:42:28,283
that you love another human being.
1893
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:37,400
I am so proud of you.
1894
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:40,483
(gentle piano music)
1895
01:42:42,481 --> 01:42:43,484
And.
1896
01:42:43,484 --> 01:42:46,567
(gentle piano music)
1897
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:53,767
- What's this?
1898
01:42:55,460 --> 01:42:56,905
- Damage control.
1899
01:42:56,905 --> 01:42:59,988
(gentle piano music)
1900
01:43:04,465 --> 01:43:08,632
That should take care of
everything, shouldn't it?
1901
01:43:10,312 --> 01:43:11,497
- Mom, um.
1902
01:43:11,497 --> 01:43:14,580
(gentle piano music)
1903
01:43:20,765 --> 01:43:23,015
(knocking)
1904
01:43:26,090 --> 01:43:26,923
Thank you.
1905
01:43:38,026 --> 01:43:38,859
Dad!
1906
01:43:40,052 --> 01:43:41,408
- Hello, son.
1907
01:43:41,408 --> 01:43:44,005
- [Tootsie] Jesus Christ,
what the heck happened to you?
1908
01:43:44,005 --> 01:43:46,747
- It's, uh, it's a long story.
1909
01:43:46,747 --> 01:43:49,080
(chuckling)
1910
01:43:50,136 --> 01:43:51,612
There, there, Tootsie.
1911
01:43:51,612 --> 01:43:53,651
- [Tootsie] Sorry, I'm so sorry.
1912
01:43:53,651 --> 01:43:55,351
- That's okay.
- I'm so sorry.
1913
01:43:55,351 --> 01:43:57,398
But I've made it all
right, I have, haven't I?
1914
01:43:57,398 --> 01:43:59,094
I've made it all right.
- Yeah.
1915
01:43:59,094 --> 01:44:01,435
Everything's, everything's just fine now.
1916
01:44:01,435 --> 01:44:05,529
- Good, good, I'm glad you worked it out.
1917
01:44:05,529 --> 01:44:07,529
- Oh, Paul.
- Good, good.
1918
01:44:08,603 --> 01:44:10,917
I'm so glad you're okay.
1919
01:44:10,917 --> 01:44:12,027
- I'm so glad you're okay.
1920
01:44:12,027 --> 01:44:13,535
Where have you been?
(phone rings)
1921
01:44:13,535 --> 01:44:16,635
- About two days behind
you the entire time.
1922
01:44:16,635 --> 01:44:18,443
I must smell like a muskrat.
1923
01:44:18,443 --> 01:44:21,110
- You do.
- Come here, come here.
1924
01:44:22,251 --> 01:44:23,147
- Hello?
1925
01:44:23,147 --> 01:44:25,264
- [Woman] Hello, Paul?
1926
01:44:25,264 --> 01:44:26,744
- Yes, this is Paul.
1927
01:44:26,744 --> 01:44:30,013
- [Woman] Oh, my name is
Sue Chen, and you called...
1928
01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:32,180
- What?
- Leaving messages.
1929
01:44:34,030 --> 01:44:34,947
- Messages?
1930
01:44:37,004 --> 01:44:37,837
Um.
1931
01:44:39,009 --> 01:44:39,842
Oh.
1932
01:44:47,444 --> 01:44:49,635
- For heaven sakes, Gregory,
have you seen my purse?
1933
01:44:49,635 --> 01:44:51,156
- Did you look in the bedroom?
1934
01:44:51,156 --> 01:44:52,574
- [Paul] I can't find my shirt?
1935
01:44:52,574 --> 01:44:53,925
Has anybody seen my shirt?
1936
01:44:53,925 --> 01:44:55,020
- Downstairs in the laundry.
1937
01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,996
- I swear, I don't know what I'm doing.
1938
01:44:56,996 --> 01:44:58,372
- [Paul] I'm missing my keys.
1939
01:44:58,372 --> 01:44:59,517
Dad, have you seen my keys?
1940
01:44:59,517 --> 01:45:01,475
- I think they're in the bathroom.
1941
01:45:01,475 --> 01:45:02,683
- Wait, wait, wait,
1942
01:45:02,683 --> 01:45:04,197
- [Newscaster] The CEO of
The Family, Deborah Anderson
1943
01:45:04,197 --> 01:45:05,363
- Look at this.
- What?
1944
01:45:05,363 --> 01:45:07,129
- [Newscaster] Is rumored to be inside.
1945
01:45:07,129 --> 01:45:09,154
The legendary Miss Piggy
B will be leading us in...
1946
01:45:09,154 --> 01:45:10,112
- Oh my god, Greg, look at this.
1947
01:45:10,112 --> 01:45:11,259
- [Newscaster] to share
a startling revelation.
1948
01:45:11,259 --> 01:45:13,017
- Who is that?
- Miss Piggy B.
1949
01:45:13,017 --> 01:45:14,598
- Good evening, Lance.
1950
01:45:14,598 --> 01:45:17,205
One I knew Miss Tate
started going after my gays,
1951
01:45:17,205 --> 01:45:19,680
I knew it was time for me
to do something about it.
1952
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:21,047
- Oh, that's fantastic.
1953
01:45:21,047 --> 01:45:22,471
- Well, that's a terrible wig.
1954
01:45:22,471 --> 01:45:24,497
(chuckles)
1955
01:45:24,497 --> 01:45:25,830
- Come on, boys.
1956
01:45:28,336 --> 01:45:30,253
- Miss Piggy B, ah, ah!
1957
01:45:32,330 --> 01:45:34,062
- [Piggy B] Miss Jonathan Tate.
1958
01:45:34,062 --> 01:45:35,020
(gasps)
1959
01:45:35,020 --> 01:45:38,097
- [Lance] A startling
revelation, more soon.
1960
01:45:38,097 --> 01:45:40,430
(chuckling)
1961
01:45:42,359 --> 01:45:45,609
(rhythmic Asian music)
1962
01:45:46,748 --> 01:45:48,218
- [Sue] Paul!
1963
01:45:48,218 --> 01:45:49,051
Paul!
1964
01:45:50,613 --> 01:45:52,113
Honey, come quick.
1965
01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:55,466
Paul is here in our restaurant.
1966
01:45:55,466 --> 01:45:58,716
(rhythmic Asian music)
1967
01:46:22,647 --> 01:46:26,480
(rhythmic instrumental music)
1968
01:46:38,413 --> 01:46:42,625
♫ I'm headin' out to hang with the girls
1969
01:46:42,625 --> 01:46:46,883
♫ Sprayin' Aqua Net on the girls
1970
01:46:46,883 --> 01:46:48,859
♫ I'm gonna stir up
1971
01:46:48,859 --> 01:46:51,185
♫ Some trouble tonight
- Do you take Paul,
1972
01:46:51,185 --> 01:46:53,352
trust and love each other?
1973
01:46:56,283 --> 01:46:57,366
- [Jim] I do.
1974
01:46:58,270 --> 01:47:01,797
- [Christina] Do you Paul take Jim
1975
01:47:01,797 --> 01:47:04,547
to honor and trust and grow with?
1976
01:47:08,693 --> 01:47:09,860
- [Paul] I do.
1977
01:47:12,005 --> 01:47:15,495
- By the power vested in me
by the state of California,
1978
01:47:15,495 --> 01:47:17,078
I now pronounce you
1979
01:47:18,016 --> 01:47:19,354
married.
1980
01:47:19,354 --> 01:47:23,521
(cheering)
(clapping)
1981
01:47:27,529 --> 01:47:29,779
(cheering)
1982
01:47:30,874 --> 01:47:32,374
- Cheers.
- Cheers!
1983
01:47:33,608 --> 01:47:35,275
- Kiss, kiss!
- Kiss!
1984
01:47:36,689 --> 01:47:40,826
(cheering)
(clapping)
1985
01:47:40,826 --> 01:47:43,993
(ragtime piano music)
1986
01:47:45,551 --> 01:47:47,759
- When I was a child,
1987
01:47:47,759 --> 01:47:51,717
my family took a drive up to the country.
1988
01:47:51,717 --> 01:47:53,889
We made a stop at a little gas station
1989
01:47:53,889 --> 01:47:56,363
in the middle of nowhere.
1990
01:47:56,363 --> 01:47:59,170
And when I came back to the car
1991
01:47:59,170 --> 01:48:02,996
I realized they had driven off without me
1992
01:48:02,996 --> 01:48:04,329
and I was alone.
1993
01:48:05,810 --> 01:48:07,268
I thought that I would be spending
1994
01:48:07,268 --> 01:48:09,537
the rest of my life there,
1995
01:48:09,537 --> 01:48:12,204
pumping gas, and I'd ask myself,
1996
01:48:14,045 --> 01:48:14,962
is that it?
1997
01:48:16,878 --> 01:48:18,378
Is that all I get?
1998
01:48:20,673 --> 01:48:23,090
♫ Is that it
1999
01:48:26,070 --> 01:48:29,070
♫ Is that all I get
2000
01:48:30,970 --> 01:48:33,470
♫ I want more
2001
01:48:35,621 --> 01:48:38,538
♫ More than before
2002
01:48:40,138 --> 01:48:42,633
♫ If that's it
2003
01:48:42,633 --> 01:48:45,322
♫ If that's all I get
2004
01:48:45,322 --> 01:48:49,072
♫ Then baby I mustn't forget
2005
01:48:50,074 --> 01:48:52,253
♫ That I gotta go
2006
01:48:52,253 --> 01:48:55,762
♫ Get on with the show and
2007
01:48:55,762 --> 01:48:58,512
♫ Get on with it
2008
01:49:00,290 --> 01:49:03,457
And when I was 22, the world was mine.
2009
01:49:04,647 --> 01:49:08,480
Success, life and love
were all coming my way.
2010
01:49:10,429 --> 01:49:14,862
And then my young heart got
broken into a million pieces
2011
01:49:14,862 --> 01:49:18,309
and I knew I would never be the same,
2012
01:49:18,309 --> 01:49:20,343
I cried for a week.
2013
01:49:20,343 --> 01:49:23,146
And when my tears finally dried
2014
01:49:23,146 --> 01:49:24,396
I asked myself,
2015
01:49:25,393 --> 01:49:26,310
Is that it?
2016
01:49:27,696 --> 01:49:29,196
Is that all I get?
2017
01:49:31,815 --> 01:49:34,232
♫ Is that it
2018
01:49:36,746 --> 01:49:39,746
♫ Is that all I get
2019
01:49:41,611 --> 01:49:44,111
♫ I want more
2020
01:49:45,921 --> 01:49:48,838
♫ More than before
2021
01:49:50,446 --> 01:49:52,791
♫ If that's it
2022
01:49:52,791 --> 01:49:55,471
♫ If that's all I get
2023
01:49:55,471 --> 01:49:59,857
♫ Then baby I mustn't forget
2024
01:49:59,857 --> 01:50:02,037
♫ That I gotta go
2025
01:50:02,037 --> 01:50:05,357
♫ Get on with the show and
2026
01:50:05,357 --> 01:50:08,107
♫ Get on with it
2027
01:50:10,509 --> 01:50:12,842
And when I was 36 years old,
2028
01:50:13,967 --> 01:50:16,217
I thought my life was over.
2029
01:50:17,399 --> 01:50:20,269
Life hadn't gone the way that I planned
2030
01:50:20,269 --> 01:50:23,005
and I thought I was through.
2031
01:50:23,005 --> 01:50:26,951
After years of trying to
make something of myself
2032
01:50:26,951 --> 01:50:28,284
I had to wonder,
2033
01:50:29,827 --> 01:50:30,744
Is that it?
2034
01:50:32,364 --> 01:50:33,864
Is that all I get?
2035
01:50:35,726 --> 01:50:38,143
♫ Is that it
2036
01:50:40,972 --> 01:50:43,972
♫ Is that all I get
2037
01:50:45,565 --> 01:50:48,065
♫ I want more
2038
01:50:49,769 --> 01:50:52,686
♫ More than before
2039
01:50:54,141 --> 01:50:56,203
♫ If that's it
2040
01:50:56,203 --> 01:50:58,915
♫ If that's all I get
2041
01:50:58,915 --> 01:51:03,639
♫ Then, baby, I mustn't forget
2042
01:51:03,639 --> 01:51:05,948
♫ That I gotta go
2043
01:51:05,948 --> 01:51:09,852
♫ Get on with the show and
2044
01:51:09,852 --> 01:51:12,602
♫ Get on with it
2045
01:51:15,500 --> 01:51:17,917
♫ I gotta go
2046
01:51:20,107 --> 01:51:23,357
♫ Get on with the show
2047
01:51:24,936 --> 01:51:26,769
♫ And
2048
01:51:27,657 --> 01:51:30,407
♫ Get on with it
2049
01:51:35,597 --> 01:51:39,764
(applause)
(cheering)
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