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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,102 --> 00:00:32,232 "America has heard the bugle call 2 00:00:35,401 --> 00:00:40,615 "And you know it involves us one and all 3 00:00:43,618 --> 00:00:48,914 "I don't suppose that war will ever end 4 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:57,089 "There's fighting that will break us up again 5 00:01:00,008 --> 00:01:05,013 "Good-bye, my darling Hello, Vietnam 6 00:01:08,224 --> 00:01:13,354 "I'm here to take a battle to be won 7 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:21,779 "Kiss me good-bye And write me while I'm gone 8 00:01:24,657 --> 00:01:30,079 "Good-bye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietnam " 9 00:01:35,334 --> 00:01:38,754 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 10 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:41,965 You will speak only when spoken to. 11 00:01:42,299 --> 00:01:45,886 The first and last words out of your sewers will be "Sir! " 12 00:01:45,969 --> 00:01:47,804 Do you maggots understand? 13 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:49,431 Sir, yes, sir! 14 00:01:49,514 --> 00:01:52,851 I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 15 00:01:54,519 --> 00:01:58,606 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 16 00:01:59,023 --> 00:02:03,402 ...you will be a weapon, a minister of death, praying for war. 17 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:06,405 But until that day, you are pukes! 18 00:02:06,739 --> 00:02:09,074 The lowest form of life on Earth. 19 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:11,535 You are not even human fucking beings! 20 00:02:11,785 --> 00:02:16,206 You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! 21 00:02:16,915 --> 00:02:19,543 Because I am hard, you won't like me. 22 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:22,379 The more you hate me, the more you'll learn. 23 00:02:22,754 --> 00:02:24,756 I am hard, but I am fair! 24 00:02:25,048 --> 00:02:27,175 There is no racial bigotry here! 25 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:31,346 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 26 00:02:31,763 --> 00:02:33,973 Here, you are all equally worthless! 27 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:37,060 My orders are to weed out non-hackers... 28 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:40,313 ...who do not pack the gear to be in my beloved Corps! 29 00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:42,565 Do you maggots understand that? 30 00:02:44,108 --> 00:02:45,943 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 31 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:51,699 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 32 00:02:51,824 --> 00:02:55,452 From now on you're Private Snowball! Like that name? 33 00:02:55,577 --> 00:02:56,870 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:02:56,954 --> 00:02:59,456 There's one thing you won't like! 35 00:02:59,748 --> 00:03:02,918 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 36 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,711 ...in my mess hall! 37 00:03:06,296 --> 00:03:08,006 Is that you, John Wayne? 38 00:03:08,131 --> 00:03:09,257 Is this me? 39 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:10,884 Who said that? 40 00:03:11,676 --> 00:03:13,303 Who the fuck said that? 41 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:17,181 Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here... 42 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,767 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 43 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:21,686 Nobody, huh? 44 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,939 The fairy fucking godmother said it! 45 00:03:25,189 --> 00:03:28,984 Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you die! 46 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:32,112 I will P.T. you until your assholes suck buttermilk! 47 00:03:32,196 --> 00:03:33,989 Was it you, you little fuck? 48 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:38,535 You look like a fucking worm ! I bet it was you! 49 00:03:39,578 --> 00:03:41,038 Sir, I said it, sir! 50 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:45,375 Well, no shit. 51 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:49,129 What are you, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. 52 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,089 I admire your honesty. 53 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,926 I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister! 54 00:03:56,678 --> 00:04:00,765 You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! 55 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:03,100 You will not laugh or cry! 56 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,770 You will learn by the number! 57 00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:07,688 Get up! Get on your feet! 58 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:13,110 Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 59 00:04:14,361 --> 00:04:18,031 -Why did you join my beloved Corps? -Sir, to kill, sir! 60 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:19,491 You're a killer! 61 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:21,785 Let me see your war face! 62 00:04:22,536 --> 00:04:24,121 You've got a war face? 63 00:04:25,789 --> 00:04:28,375 That's a war face! Let me see yours! 64 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:33,171 You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! 65 00:04:35,089 --> 00:04:37,133 You don't scare me! Work on it! 66 00:04:38,968 --> 00:04:40,303 What's your excuse? 67 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:41,804 Sir, excuse, sir? 68 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:44,849 I'm asking the fucking questions, understand? 69 00:04:45,808 --> 00:04:48,686 Thank you! Can I be in charge for a while? 70 00:04:49,812 --> 00:04:51,647 Are you shook up? Nervous? 71 00:04:51,814 --> 00:04:52,982 Sir, I am, sir! 72 00:04:53,065 --> 00:04:54,650 Do I make you nervous? 73 00:04:56,026 --> 00:04:58,654 Were you about to call me an asshole? 74 00:04:59,363 --> 00:05:01,990 -How tall are you, Private? -Sir, 5'9", sir! 75 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:05,160 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 76 00:05:05,368 --> 00:05:07,871 Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh? 77 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:12,459 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass... 78 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:16,337 ...and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! 79 00:05:16,713 --> 00:05:18,548 Where in hell are you from? 80 00:05:19,882 --> 00:05:24,387 Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! 81 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:27,932 You don't look like a steer, so that narrows it down! 82 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:29,517 Suck dicks? 83 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:31,894 You a peter-puffer? 84 00:05:32,895 --> 00:05:35,397 I bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 85 00:05:35,522 --> 00:05:38,859 ...and not have the courtesy to give him a reach-around! 86 00:05:39,234 --> 00:05:40,944 I'll be watching you! 87 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:45,365 Your parents have children that lived? 88 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:47,659 Bet they regret that! 89 00:05:47,742 --> 00:05:50,537 You're so ugly you're a modern-art masterpiece! 90 00:05:50,745 --> 00:05:53,414 -What's your name, fatbody? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! 91 00:05:53,498 --> 00:05:55,375 Lawrence, what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:56,501 --> 00:05:59,212 That name sounds like royalty! You royalty? 93 00:06:00,171 --> 00:06:01,464 You suck dicks? 94 00:06:02,256 --> 00:06:05,509 Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 95 00:06:06,552 --> 00:06:10,306 I don't like that name! Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! 96 00:06:10,598 --> 00:06:12,516 From now on you're Gomer Pyle! 97 00:06:13,309 --> 00:06:16,061 Think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Think I'm funny? 98 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,273 Then wipe off that disgusting grin! 99 00:06:21,483 --> 00:06:23,568 Any fucking time, sweetheart! 100 00:06:24,152 --> 00:06:25,237 I'm trying, sir! 101 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,572 I'll give you three seconds... 102 00:06:27,739 --> 00:06:29,908 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 103 00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:32,410 ...to wipe off that stupid grin... 104 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:36,581 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! 105 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:43,254 -Sir, I can't help it, sir! -Get on your knees, scumbag! 106 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,174 Now choke yourself! 107 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:51,345 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts! 108 00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:54,682 Don't pull my hand over there! 109 00:06:54,765 --> 00:06:58,227 I said choke yourself! Lean forward and choke yourself! 110 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,107 Are you through grinning? 111 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,235 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 112 00:07:09,654 --> 00:07:13,199 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair! 113 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:18,162 That's enough. Get on your feet! 114 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:25,961 Pyle, square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 115 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:28,631 ...or I will definitely fuck you up! 116 00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:42,436 Parris Island, South Carolina... 117 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,647 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 118 00:07:46,314 --> 00:07:49,859 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 119 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,862 "Mama and Papa were laying in bed! 120 00:07:56,032 --> 00:07:58,868 "Mama rolled over and this is what she said: 121 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:03,164 "'Oh, give me some... 122 00:08:04,665 --> 00:08:06,125 "'...P.T.!' 123 00:08:07,626 --> 00:08:09,879 "Good for you and good for me! 124 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:12,047 "Mmm, good! 125 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,967 "Up in the morning to the rising sun! 126 00:08:17,803 --> 00:08:19,221 "Gotta run all day... 127 00:08:19,304 --> 00:08:21,098 "...till the running's done! 128 00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:26,561 "Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch! 129 00:08:29,731 --> 00:08:32,734 "Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!" 130 00:08:53,295 --> 00:08:55,881 Left shoulder, hut! 131 00:08:58,592 --> 00:09:01,303 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 132 00:09:01,386 --> 00:09:02,554 Sir, I don't know, sir! 133 00:09:02,596 --> 00:09:07,559 Do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 134 00:09:08,602 --> 00:09:12,355 You did that on purpose! You want to be different! 135 00:09:13,273 --> 00:09:16,067 -What side was that? -Sir, left side, sir! 136 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,236 Are you sure, Private Pyle? 137 00:09:20,029 --> 00:09:21,823 What side was that? 138 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:23,449 Sir, right side, sir! 139 00:09:23,783 --> 00:09:26,035 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! 140 00:09:26,285 --> 00:09:28,079 Pick up your fucking cover! 141 00:10:00,526 --> 00:10:03,905 Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! 142 00:10:04,822 --> 00:10:07,783 You will give your rifle a girl's name! 143 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:12,913 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! 144 00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:18,001 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 145 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:21,630 ...through her pretty pink panties are over! 146 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,800 You're married to this piece... 147 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:27,219 ...this weapon of iron and wood! 148 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,096 And you will be faithful! 149 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:37,353 Prepare to mount! 150 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:55,871 Pray! 151 00:10:56,663 --> 00:10:58,290 "This is my rifle. 152 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,835 "There are many like it, but this one is mine. 153 00:11:02,544 --> 00:11:04,838 "My rifle is my best friend. 154 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,965 "It is my life. 155 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,760 "I must master it, as I must master my life. 156 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,264 "Without me, my rifle is useless. 157 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:17,600 "Without my rifle, I am useless. 158 00:11:18,059 --> 00:11:20,436 "I must fire my rifle true. 159 00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:24,815 "I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 160 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:27,943 "I must shoot him before he shoots me. 161 00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:29,195 "I will. 162 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:32,448 "Before God I swear this creed. 163 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:36,243 "My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 164 00:11:36,577 --> 00:11:38,704 "We are the masters of our enemy. 165 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:41,248 "We are the saviors of my life. 166 00:11:41,707 --> 00:11:42,833 "So be it... 167 00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:45,752 "...until there is no enemy, but peace. 168 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:47,087 "Amen." 169 00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:54,969 At ease! 170 00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:58,014 Good night, ladies! 171 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,351 Hit it! 172 00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:13,904 This is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy! 173 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:25,957 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle! 174 00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:35,258 Four inches from your chest, Pyle! 175 00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:36,676 Four inches! 176 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:40,638 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 177 00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:43,099 "This is for fighting! This is for fun! 178 00:12:43,349 --> 00:12:45,935 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 179 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:48,646 "This is for fighting! This is for fun! " 180 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,042 You're bouncing! 181 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,392 Ten fucking seconds! 182 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:32,938 It should take you ten seconds to negotiate this obstacle! 183 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,065 Quickly, move it out! 184 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,735 No swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 185 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:43,073 ...until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fucking seconds! 186 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,597 Next two! Quickly! 187 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,433 Get over that goddamn obstacle! Move it! 188 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,648 Private Joker, are you a killer? 189 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,192 Let me hear your war cry! 190 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,490 Get your fat ass over there! 191 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,617 That's right, Private Pyle... 192 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,078 ...don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top! 193 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:37,166 If God wanted you up there, He'd have miracled your ass up there! 194 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,211 Get your fat ass up there! 195 00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:42,380 What the hell's wrong with you? 196 00:14:42,463 --> 00:14:47,802 If there was some pussy up there, you could get up there, couldn't you? 197 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:52,765 Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. 198 00:14:57,102 --> 00:14:58,729 One for the commandant! 199 00:15:00,439 --> 00:15:01,815 One for the Corps! 200 00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:04,443 Get up there! 201 00:15:04,693 --> 00:15:05,694 Pull! 202 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,823 The Corps don't get theirs! Get up there, Pyle! 203 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:11,574 Pull! 204 00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:13,368 Pull, Pyle, pull! 205 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,329 One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull! 206 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:19,832 You've got to be shitting me! Get your ass up there! 207 00:15:20,374 --> 00:15:23,878 Do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up? 208 00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:28,132 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Get out of my face! 209 00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:30,342 Get up there, Snowball. 210 00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:33,429 Get up here, fatboy! 211 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,473 Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! 212 00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:41,228 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 213 00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:44,231 Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! 214 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:48,568 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! 215 00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:50,820 That would break my fucking heart! 216 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:53,490 Quickly! Up and over! Up and over! 217 00:15:54,491 --> 00:15:57,994 What in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 218 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,579 Get up and over! 219 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:01,456 Move it, move it! 220 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,083 Are you quitting on me? 221 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,460 Well, are you? 222 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:11,090 Then quit, you slimy, fucking, walrus-looking piece of shit! 223 00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:13,968 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 224 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:16,678 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 225 00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:19,139 Now! Move it! 226 00:16:19,598 --> 00:16:24,686 I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! 227 00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:27,606 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 228 00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:31,943 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! 229 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,697 Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle! 230 00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,991 Quickly! Move it up! 231 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:43,037 Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? 232 00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:45,373 Or did you have to work on it? 233 00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:46,832 Move it up! 234 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,251 Quickly! Hustle up! 235 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:53,881 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, Private Pyle! 236 00:16:56,216 --> 00:17:00,137 Are you going to fucking die? Are you going to die on me? 237 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,596 Do it now! 238 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,515 Move it up! 239 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,934 Hustle it up! Quickly! 240 00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:08,562 Feel dizzy? 241 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:11,189 Faint? 242 00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:16,903 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! 243 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,201 Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows! Move it out! 244 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,827 Get up! 245 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,227 Reveille! Reveille! 246 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,563 Drop your cocks and grab your socks! 247 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,399 Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800. 248 00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:59,152 Get your bunks made and your uniforms on. 249 00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:01,612 Police call in two minutes. 250 00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,448 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 251 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,411 Finish your bunks, then you two turds clean the head. 252 00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,957 I want that head so sanitary... 253 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,919 ...that the Virgin Mary could go in there and take a dump! 254 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,297 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 255 00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,007 Sir, no, sir! 256 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,139 Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! 257 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,850 Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir! 258 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,602 You little maggot! You make me want to vomit! 259 00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:39,482 You communist heathen, sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 260 00:18:39,774 --> 00:18:41,776 ...or I'll stomp your guts out! 261 00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:44,528 You love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 262 00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:45,988 Negative, sir! 263 00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:48,783 Are you trying to offend me? 264 00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:53,287 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! 265 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:57,291 And that you will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! 266 00:18:57,499 --> 00:18:59,209 Who's your squad leader? 267 00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:02,212 The private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! 268 00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,967 Private Snowball reporting, sir! 269 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:10,887 You're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! 270 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,681 Disappear, scumbag! 271 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,102 Reporting as ordered, sir! 272 00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:22,773 From now on Private Joker is your new squad leader and you bunk with him. 273 00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,275 He'll teach you! 274 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,152 He'll teach you how to pee! 275 00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:30,906 Private Joker is ignorant but he's got guts, and guts is enough. 276 00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:32,866 Now you ladies carry on. 277 00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,294 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 278 00:19:48,757 --> 00:19:50,258 Operating rod handle. 279 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,552 Operating rod guide. 280 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,347 And the left one over the right. 281 00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:59,308 Right one over the left. 282 00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:03,604 Left one over the right. 283 00:20:04,397 --> 00:20:06,148 Right one over the left. 284 00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:12,446 Just throw your other leg over. 285 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,041 Pull the next one over and you're home free. 286 00:20:32,757 --> 00:20:34,217 Just throw it over. 287 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,393 That'a boy. Just set it down. 288 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,071 Congratulations, Leonard. 289 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,906 You did it. 290 00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,743 Fold the blanket and sheet back together. 291 00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,204 Make a four-inch fold. 292 00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:07,082 Got it? 293 00:21:07,624 --> 00:21:08,750 You do it. 294 00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:13,254 Right shoulder, hut! 295 00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:20,595 Port, hut! 296 00:21:25,391 --> 00:21:27,059 Order, hut! 297 00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,798 Square these weapons away. 298 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,764 The deadliest weapon in the world... 299 00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:10,059 ...is a Marine, and his rifle. 300 00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:14,521 It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed... 301 00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:17,900 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 302 00:22:19,318 --> 00:22:20,527 Your rifle... 303 00:22:20,736 --> 00:22:22,237 ...is only a tool. 304 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,073 It is a hard heart that kills. 305 00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:30,578 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 306 00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:33,915 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 307 00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:36,292 You will not kill. 308 00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:38,670 You will become dead Marines. 309 00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:42,089 And then you will be in a world of shit. 310 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,968 Because Marines are not allowed... 311 00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:47,970 ...to die without permission! 312 00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:50,181 Do you maggots understand? 313 00:22:53,392 --> 00:22:56,145 "I love working for Uncle Sam ! 314 00:22:59,314 --> 00:23:01,984 "Lets me know just who I am ! 315 00:23:05,237 --> 00:23:08,240 "One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! 316 00:23:11,201 --> 00:23:14,204 "One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! 317 00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,833 "My Corps! Your Corps! 318 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:22,462 "Our Corps! Marine Corps! 319 00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:26,132 "I don't know, but I've been told... 320 00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:32,012 "...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 321 00:23:35,307 --> 00:23:37,559 "Mmm, good! Feels good! 322 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,437 "Is good! Real good! 323 00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:43,398 "Tastes good! Mighty good! 324 00:23:44,316 --> 00:23:46,443 "Good for you! Good for me! " 325 00:23:49,821 --> 00:23:50,822 Trim 'em ! 326 00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:55,451 Toe-jam ! 327 00:23:58,955 --> 00:24:00,289 Pop that blister! 328 00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,133 Jesus H. Christ! 329 00:24:14,678 --> 00:24:17,765 -Why is your footlocker unlocked? -Sir, I don't know, sir! 330 00:24:17,848 --> 00:24:21,351 If there is one thing in this world I hate... 331 00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:25,105 ...it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right? 332 00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:30,402 Without dickheads like you, there'd be no thievery in the world! 333 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,404 Get down! 334 00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,744 Now let's just see if there's anything missing! 335 00:24:43,372 --> 00:24:44,790 Holy Jesus! 336 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,209 What is that? 337 00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,628 What the fuck is that? 338 00:24:50,504 --> 00:24:52,298 What is that, Private Pyle? 339 00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,133 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! 340 00:24:56,301 --> 00:24:58,971 -Where did you get it? -From the mess hall, sir! 341 00:24:59,346 --> 00:25:01,640 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle? 342 00:25:02,683 --> 00:25:05,727 Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private? 343 00:25:06,686 --> 00:25:09,981 -Why not, Private? -Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! 344 00:25:10,148 --> 00:25:14,110 Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle! 345 00:25:15,361 --> 00:25:18,990 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker? 346 00:25:19,032 --> 00:25:21,033 Because I was hungry, sir! 347 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,202 Because you were hungry? 348 00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:29,250 Private Pyle... 349 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:33,545 ...has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! 350 00:25:34,546 --> 00:25:37,841 I have tried to help him, but I have failed! 351 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:42,554 I have failed because you have not helped me! 352 00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,015 You people... 353 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:49,811 ...have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! 354 00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:55,525 From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 355 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:57,986 ...l will not punish him. 356 00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,613 I will punish all of you! 357 00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:03,199 And the way I see it, ladies... 358 00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:06,160 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut! 359 00:26:06,577 --> 00:26:08,245 Get on your faces! 360 00:26:10,706 --> 00:26:12,041 Open your mouth! 361 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,710 They're paying for it, you eat it! 362 00:26:15,252 --> 00:26:17,504 Ready, exercise! 363 00:26:17,754 --> 00:26:20,424 "One, two, three, four! 364 00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:23,010 "I love the Marine Corps! " 365 00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,280 You really look like shit today. 366 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,334 Everybody hates me now. 367 00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:01,964 Even you. 368 00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:07,552 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 369 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,307 You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble. 370 00:27:16,311 --> 00:27:18,021 I can't do anything right. 371 00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:22,567 I need help. 372 00:27:26,737 --> 00:27:28,322 I'm trying to help you. 373 00:27:30,908 --> 00:27:32,284 I'm really trying. 374 00:27:35,162 --> 00:27:36,622 Tuck your shirt in. 375 00:29:33,776 --> 00:29:34,777 Do it. 376 00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:48,331 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy. 377 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,297 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 378 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,758 Semper fi, do or die! 379 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,135 Gung ho, gung ho! 380 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,470 What makes the grass grow? 381 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,556 Blood, blood, blood. 382 00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,392 What do we do for a living, ladies? 383 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,394 Kill, kill, kill! 384 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,104 I can't hear you! 385 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,980 Kill, kill, kill! 386 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,983 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! 387 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,069 Kill, kill, kill! 388 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,822 Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was? 389 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,201 None of you dumbasses knows? 390 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:17,625 Sir, he shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir! 391 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,378 Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 392 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:24,423 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas... 393 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,760 ...from distances of up to 400 yards. 394 00:31:28,844 --> 00:31:31,138 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 395 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:35,768 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! 396 00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:38,604 And do you know how far away he was? 397 00:31:38,937 --> 00:31:42,482 Sir, it was far! From that book suppository building, sir! 398 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:44,776 Knock it off! 399 00:31:45,652 --> 00:31:47,195 250 feet! 400 00:31:47,737 --> 00:31:51,366 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 401 00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:53,660 He got off three rounds... 402 00:31:53,743 --> 00:31:57,080 ...with an Italian bolt-action rifle in six seconds... 403 00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:00,458 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot! 404 00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:02,668 Do any of you know where... 405 00:32:02,752 --> 00:32:05,046 ...these individuals learned to shoot? 406 00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,176 Sir, in the Marines, sir! 407 00:32:10,342 --> 00:32:14,179 In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals... 408 00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:17,558 ...showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! 409 00:32:18,308 --> 00:32:20,811 Before you ladies leave my island... 410 00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:23,689 ...you will all be able to do the same thing! 411 00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:28,526 "Happy birthday to you 412 00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:37,910 "Happy birthday, dear Jesus" 413 00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:45,543 Today... 414 00:32:46,294 --> 00:32:47,670 ...is Christmas! 415 00:32:48,671 --> 00:32:52,508 There will be a magic show at 0930! 416 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:57,221 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 417 00:32:57,971 --> 00:33:01,558 ...about how the free world will conquer Communism... 418 00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:06,146 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines! 419 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:10,900 God has a hard-on for Marines... 420 00:33:11,985 --> 00:33:15,613 ...because we kill everything we see! 421 00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:18,449 He plays His games... 422 00:33:19,409 --> 00:33:20,868 ...we play ours! 423 00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:26,290 To show our appreciation for so much power... 424 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,460 ...we keep heaven packed... 425 00:33:30,044 --> 00:33:31,921 ...with fresh souls! 426 00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:36,717 God was here before the Marine Corps! 427 00:33:37,551 --> 00:33:40,012 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 428 00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,057 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps! 429 00:33:44,683 --> 00:33:46,476 Do you ladies understand? 430 00:33:48,061 --> 00:33:49,646 I can't hear you! 431 00:33:57,528 --> 00:33:59,989 It's been swabbed and brushed. 432 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,409 Everything... 433 00:34:04,869 --> 00:34:05,995 ...is clean. 434 00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:11,709 Beautiful. 435 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,130 So that it slides perfectly. 436 00:34:19,049 --> 00:34:20,050 Nice. 437 00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:24,054 Everything cleaned... 438 00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:26,556 ...oiled. 439 00:34:29,476 --> 00:34:31,686 So that your action is beautiful. 440 00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:37,734 Smooth, Charlene. 441 00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,716 Leonard talks to his rifle. 442 00:35:14,602 --> 00:35:17,063 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 443 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,858 I think Leonard's a Section 8. 444 00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:26,697 It don't surprise me. 445 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,335 I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. 446 00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:45,924 What will you take in trade? 447 00:35:48,468 --> 00:35:50,053 What do you got? 448 00:36:05,026 --> 00:36:06,277 Outstanding! 449 00:36:06,777 --> 00:36:09,447 We've finally found something you do well! 450 00:36:14,952 --> 00:36:16,912 What is your 6th general order? 451 00:36:16,995 --> 00:36:21,041 Sir, to receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 452 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,585 ...all orders.... 453 00:36:24,086 --> 00:36:25,796 Sir, the 6th general.... 454 00:36:26,129 --> 00:36:28,465 The private does not know, sir! 455 00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:31,843 You slimy scumbag, get down and give me 25! 456 00:36:38,391 --> 00:36:40,685 How many counts in that movement? 457 00:36:40,852 --> 00:36:42,061 Sir, four, sir! 458 00:36:42,145 --> 00:36:44,021 Why look down in the chamber? 459 00:36:44,188 --> 00:36:48,317 Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer is not given a loaded weapon, sir! 460 00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:49,777 What's your 5th general order? 461 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:53,864 Sir, to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir! 462 00:36:54,573 --> 00:36:56,325 What's this weapon's name? 463 00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:59,328 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir! 464 00:36:59,495 --> 00:37:02,331 Private, you are definitely born again hard. 465 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:06,042 I may even let you serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 466 00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:13,425 "I don't want no teenage queen! 467 00:37:16,344 --> 00:37:18,972 "I just want my M-14! 468 00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:24,602 "If I die in the combat zone 469 00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:29,982 "Box me up and ship me home! 470 00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:35,571 "Pin my medals upon my chest! 471 00:37:38,699 --> 00:37:41,159 "Tell my mom I've done my best! " 472 00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:48,416 Graduation is only a few days away... 473 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:53,088 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 474 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:57,217 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 475 00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:03,014 The instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control. 476 00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,809 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 477 00:38:07,935 --> 00:38:10,187 The Marine Corps wants killers. 478 00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:14,316 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 479 00:38:14,984 --> 00:38:16,610 Men without fear. 480 00:38:19,821 --> 00:38:20,822 Today... 481 00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:24,159 ...you people are no longer maggots. 482 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:28,538 Today, you are Marines. 483 00:38:29,998 --> 00:38:31,916 You are part of a brotherhood. 484 00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:36,588 From now on, until the day you die... 485 00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,090 ...wherever you are... 486 00:38:39,757 --> 00:38:42,093 ...every Marine is your brother. 487 00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:46,681 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 488 00:38:47,682 --> 00:38:50,017 Some of you will not come back. 489 00:38:51,018 --> 00:38:52,770 But always remember this.: 490 00:38:53,437 --> 00:38:54,813 Marines die. 491 00:38:55,397 --> 00:38:57,191 That's what we're here for! 492 00:38:58,108 --> 00:39:00,569 But the Marine Corps lives forever. 493 00:39:01,445 --> 00:39:05,115 And that means you live forever! 494 00:39:11,830 --> 00:39:13,498 0300, Infantry. 495 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:17,210 0300, Infantry. 496 00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:22,465 1800, Engineers. You go out and find mines. 497 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:23,883 Cowboy! 498 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,636 0300, Infantry. 499 00:39:28,512 --> 00:39:30,139 0300, Infantry. 500 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:31,432 Joker! 501 00:39:32,224 --> 00:39:33,309 4212... 502 00:39:33,392 --> 00:39:35,311 ...Basic Military Journalism. 503 00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,187 You must be shitting me! 504 00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:39,314 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 505 00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,608 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 506 00:39:41,692 --> 00:39:44,236 Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! 507 00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:47,906 Christ, you're not a writer, you're a killer! 508 00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,366 A killer, yes, sir! 509 00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:50,575 Gomer Pyle! 510 00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:57,874 You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 511 00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:06,340 Our last night on the island. 512 00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:08,843 I draw fire watch. 513 00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:14,864 Hi, Joker. 514 00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,221 Are those... 515 00:41:39,388 --> 00:41:40,681 ...live rounds? 516 00:41:47,437 --> 00:41:50,440 7.62 millimeter. 517 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:55,111 Full metal jacket. 518 00:42:07,123 --> 00:42:10,292 Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 519 00:42:12,002 --> 00:42:14,296 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 520 00:42:18,342 --> 00:42:19,593 I am... 521 00:42:21,929 --> 00:42:23,388 ...in a world... 522 00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,267 ...of shit! 523 00:42:31,646 --> 00:42:33,606 Left shoulder, hut! 524 00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,360 Right shoulder, hut! 525 00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:41,364 Lock and load. 526 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:47,203 Order, hut! 527 00:42:50,247 --> 00:42:51,874 "This is my rifle! 528 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,793 "There are many like it, but this one is mine." 529 00:42:59,673 --> 00:43:01,508 Get back in your bunks! 530 00:43:02,384 --> 00:43:04,469 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 531 00:43:05,387 --> 00:43:09,474 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 532 00:43:09,849 --> 00:43:12,811 Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 533 00:43:13,269 --> 00:43:15,939 Why is Pyle holding that weapon? 534 00:43:16,314 --> 00:43:19,484 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 535 00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:22,904 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform you... 536 00:43:23,029 --> 00:43:26,991 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! 537 00:43:35,541 --> 00:43:38,293 Now listen to me, Private Pyle... 538 00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:41,171 ...and listen good. 539 00:43:42,631 --> 00:43:44,174 I want that weapon... 540 00:43:45,092 --> 00:43:46,635 ...and I want it now! 541 00:43:48,595 --> 00:43:51,473 Place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 542 00:43:52,724 --> 00:43:54,642 ...and step back away from it. 543 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,237 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 544 00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:10,741 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 545 00:44:36,432 --> 00:44:37,684 Easy, Leonard. 546 00:44:42,021 --> 00:44:43,439 Go easy, man. 547 00:46:11,398 --> 00:46:12,733 Hey, baby. 548 00:46:13,317 --> 00:46:15,444 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 549 00:46:16,487 --> 00:46:18,030 Not just this minute. 550 00:46:19,323 --> 00:46:22,034 Well, baby, me so horny. 551 00:46:22,826 --> 00:46:24,244 Me so horny. 552 00:46:25,078 --> 00:46:26,913 Me love you long time. 553 00:46:28,206 --> 00:46:29,499 You party? 554 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,126 Yeah, we might party. 555 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,920 -How much? -$15. 556 00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:36,214 $15 for both of us? 557 00:46:36,297 --> 00:46:38,216 No. Each you $15. 558 00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,968 Me love you long time. 559 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:42,553 Me so horny. 560 00:46:44,013 --> 00:46:45,640 $15 too beaucoup. 561 00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:47,683 $5 each. 562 00:46:47,725 --> 00:46:49,226 Me suckee-suckee. 563 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,562 Me love you too much. 564 00:46:53,856 --> 00:46:56,608 $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. 565 00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,528 Okay! $10 each. 566 00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:02,155 What do we get for $10? 567 00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,200 Everything you want. 568 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,244 Everything? 569 00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:14,125 Buddy, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 570 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:20,256 Half of these gook whores are officers in the Viet Cong. 571 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:22,758 The other half have TB. 572 00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:26,095 Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough. 573 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,394 That sucker really had some moves on him. 574 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,609 You know what pisses me off about these people? 575 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:29,698 We're helping them and they shit all over us. 576 00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:31,866 I just can't feature that. 577 00:48:32,283 --> 00:48:34,869 Don't take it too hard. It's just business. 578 00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:40,333 I hate Da Nang. I want to go out into the field. 579 00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:45,588 I'm here three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 580 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:49,258 You'd get wasted the first day and it would be my fault. 581 00:48:49,383 --> 00:48:51,677 A high-school girl could do my job. 582 00:48:51,844 --> 00:48:53,679 I want to get into the shit. 583 00:48:53,804 --> 00:48:55,514 I want some trigger time. 584 00:48:57,516 --> 00:49:01,979 If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me. 585 00:49:03,021 --> 00:49:04,439 That's a negative. 586 00:49:08,068 --> 00:49:11,780 Let's keep it short and sweet. Anybody got anything new? 587 00:49:14,491 --> 00:49:17,785 Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire will be cancelled. 588 00:49:18,494 --> 00:49:20,163 Rear echelon paranoia. 589 00:49:20,455 --> 00:49:24,417 Intelligence says Charlie might try something big during Tet. 590 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,128 They say the same thing every year. 591 00:49:27,336 --> 00:49:29,213 There's a lot of talk about it. 592 00:49:29,255 --> 00:49:31,173 Don't lose any sleep over it. 593 00:49:31,298 --> 00:49:35,135 The Tet holiday is like July Fourth, Christmas and New Year in one. 594 00:49:35,636 --> 00:49:39,097 Every zipperhead in the North and South, will bang gongs... 595 00:49:39,264 --> 00:49:41,225 ...and bark at the moon. 596 00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,854 Ann-Margret and entourage are due next week. 597 00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:49,065 I want someone to stick with her for a few days. 598 00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:50,775 Rafterman, you take it. 599 00:49:52,027 --> 00:49:53,903 Get some good low-angle stuff. 600 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:57,824 Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew. 601 00:49:59,075 --> 00:50:04,163 "Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages...." 602 00:50:04,413 --> 00:50:07,750 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. 603 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,920 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 604 00:50:10,961 --> 00:50:12,880 I'll make a note of it, sir. 605 00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:16,258 "N.V.A. Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets." 606 00:50:16,342 --> 00:50:20,345 "An N.V.A. regular, who realized his side would lose... 607 00:50:20,429 --> 00:50:23,015 "...deserted after reading Open Arms pamphlets." 608 00:50:23,098 --> 00:50:26,435 That's good, Dave. But why say, "N.V.A. regular"? 609 00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:28,270 Is there an irregular? 610 00:50:28,311 --> 00:50:30,313 How about N.V.A. soldier? 611 00:50:30,647 --> 00:50:31,815 I'll fix it. 612 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:37,362 "The Lawrence Welk Show" will be on TV in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it. 613 00:50:38,446 --> 00:50:40,156 "Not While We're Eating." 614 00:50:40,323 --> 00:50:44,952 "N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of Marines on a search-and-destroy mission." 615 00:50:45,453 --> 00:50:49,331 We have a new directive from M.A.F. on search and destroy. 616 00:50:49,832 --> 00:50:54,587 Substitute "sweep and clear" in place of "search and destroy." 617 00:50:54,628 --> 00:50:55,629 Got it? 618 00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:57,548 Got it. Very catchy. 619 00:50:58,507 --> 00:51:00,509 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 620 00:51:03,053 --> 00:51:06,556 The kill. The grunts must have hit something. 621 00:51:07,307 --> 00:51:08,767 Didn't see them. 622 00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:12,479 I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 623 00:51:13,146 --> 00:51:16,608 Grunts who buy toothbrushes and deodorant for gooks: 624 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,693 "Winning of Hearts And Minds." 625 00:51:19,152 --> 00:51:22,363 And combat action resulting in a kill: "Winning the War." 626 00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:26,158 You must have seen blood trails, drag marks? 627 00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,619 It was raining, sir. 628 00:51:28,994 --> 00:51:31,664 That's why God passed the law of probability. 629 00:51:31,997 --> 00:51:34,833 Rewrite it with a happy ending, say, one kill. 630 00:51:35,209 --> 00:51:37,461 A sapper or an officer. Which? 631 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,338 Whichever you say. 632 00:51:39,713 --> 00:51:42,132 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 633 00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:44,676 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 634 00:51:47,387 --> 00:51:50,307 You'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad? 635 00:51:51,016 --> 00:51:54,352 In case you didn't know, this is not a popular war. 636 00:51:54,436 --> 00:51:56,896 Our job is to report the news that the... 637 00:51:57,021 --> 00:51:59,482 ..."why-are-we-here" civilian newsmen ignore. 638 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,152 Maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 639 00:52:04,237 --> 00:52:07,239 You could find more blood trails and drag marks. 640 00:52:08,532 --> 00:52:12,203 I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. 641 00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:15,331 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 642 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,876 My present duties keep me where I belong: 643 00:52:19,209 --> 00:52:20,919 In the rear with the gear. 644 00:52:29,135 --> 00:52:31,054 Tet. The Year of the Monkey. 645 00:52:32,138 --> 00:52:34,307 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 646 00:52:35,433 --> 00:52:39,604 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 647 00:52:49,238 --> 00:52:52,032 I am fucking bored to death, man. 648 00:52:53,492 --> 00:52:55,494 I have to get back in the shit. 649 00:52:56,078 --> 00:52:58,705 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 650 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,960 Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 651 00:53:05,212 --> 00:53:06,880 ...then ask for seconds. 652 00:53:07,589 --> 00:53:09,090 Listen up, pilgrim. 653 00:53:09,841 --> 00:53:13,845 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine! 654 00:53:16,097 --> 00:53:19,726 Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs. 655 00:53:20,226 --> 00:53:22,228 He's never been in the shit. 656 00:53:22,437 --> 00:53:24,897 Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings. 657 00:53:25,231 --> 00:53:28,984 You weren't on Operation Hastings. You weren't even in country. 658 00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:33,489 Eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-American poge! 659 00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:37,034 I was there! I was in the shit with the grunts. 660 00:53:37,451 --> 00:53:40,913 Don't listen to Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 661 00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:44,333 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 662 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:47,043 You listen to Joker. 663 00:53:47,252 --> 00:53:48,670 He knows ti ti. 664 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,088 Very little. 665 00:53:50,672 --> 00:53:53,925 He's never been in the shit 'cause he ain't got the stare. 666 00:53:54,717 --> 00:53:56,344 The 1,000-yard stare. 667 00:53:57,303 --> 00:54:00,431 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit too long. 668 00:54:00,515 --> 00:54:03,810 It's like, it's like you've really seen beyond. 669 00:54:05,019 --> 00:54:06,145 I got it. 670 00:54:06,437 --> 00:54:09,356 All field Marines got it. And you'll have it, too. 671 00:54:10,066 --> 00:54:11,066 I will? 672 00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:16,572 How do you stop five blacks from raping a white chick? 673 00:54:16,989 --> 00:54:18,198 Fuck you. 674 00:54:18,282 --> 00:54:20,117 Throw them a basketball. 675 00:54:24,955 --> 00:54:25,956 Incoming. 676 00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:30,001 They're outgoing! 677 00:54:32,295 --> 00:54:34,506 -That ain't outgoing! -That ain't outgoing! 678 00:54:34,589 --> 00:54:36,174 Now what'd I just say? 679 00:55:15,670 --> 00:55:18,006 I hope they're just fucking with us. 680 00:55:18,089 --> 00:55:20,008 I ain't ready for this shit. 681 00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:15,352 Cease fire! 682 00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,197 Cease fire! 683 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,168 The enemy... 684 00:56:41,127 --> 00:56:42,962 ...has very deceitfully... 685 00:56:43,796 --> 00:56:46,090 ...taken advantage of the ceasefire... 686 00:56:46,841 --> 00:56:49,635 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 687 00:56:50,553 --> 00:56:53,305 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 688 00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:56,433 But we seem to be the exception. 689 00:56:57,351 --> 00:57:01,480 Charlie has hit every military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 690 00:57:02,272 --> 00:57:03,440 In Saigon... 691 00:57:03,815 --> 00:57:08,028 ...the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 692 00:57:10,447 --> 00:57:13,241 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 693 00:57:15,243 --> 00:57:17,912 We have reports that a division of N.V.A.... 694 00:57:18,037 --> 00:57:21,791 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 695 00:57:23,084 --> 00:57:26,212 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 696 00:57:26,295 --> 00:57:29,006 ...the civilian press are wetting their pants... 697 00:57:29,215 --> 00:57:33,135 ...and even Cronkite is going to say the war is now unwinnable. 698 00:57:34,803 --> 00:57:36,180 In other words... 699 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,559 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. 700 00:57:46,481 --> 00:57:48,859 Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming? 701 00:57:55,323 --> 00:57:57,534 You go straight up to Phu Bai. 702 00:57:58,868 --> 00:58:00,953 Captain January will need you. 703 00:58:04,707 --> 00:58:06,834 And you take off that damn button. 704 00:58:07,877 --> 00:58:10,504 You can't get killed wearing a peace symbol. 705 00:58:13,173 --> 00:58:15,009 Permission to go with Joker. 706 00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:17,177 Granted. 707 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:20,597 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman. 708 00:58:21,306 --> 00:58:22,599 You still here? 709 00:58:23,558 --> 00:58:26,520 Vanish ricky-tick and take Rafterman with you. 710 00:58:27,354 --> 00:58:29,147 You're responsible for him. 711 00:59:12,272 --> 00:59:13,773 Get some! Get some! 712 00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,335 Get some, baby! 713 00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,096 I've got you, mother! 714 00:59:51,518 --> 00:59:54,437 Anyone who runs is a VC. 715 00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:57,273 Anyone who stands still... 716 00:59:58,066 --> 01:00:00,109 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 717 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:05,781 You guys ought to do a story about me. 718 01:00:07,575 --> 01:00:10,286 Why should we do a story about you? 719 01:00:11,036 --> 01:00:12,830 'Cause I'm so fucking good! 720 01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,124 That ain't no shit neither. 721 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,586 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 722 01:00:20,295 --> 01:00:22,214 And 50 water buffaloes, too. 723 01:00:23,215 --> 01:00:24,841 Them are all certified. 724 01:00:26,176 --> 01:00:28,678 Any women or children? 725 01:00:29,554 --> 01:00:30,639 Sometimes. 726 01:00:32,223 --> 01:00:34,934 How can you kill women and children? 727 01:00:36,561 --> 01:00:37,478 Easy. 728 01:00:37,937 --> 01:00:40,023 You just don't lead them so much. 729 01:00:42,024 --> 01:00:43,317 Ain't war hell? 730 01:01:20,561 --> 01:01:22,605 We want to get in the shit. 731 01:01:22,814 --> 01:01:24,482 Down the road. Two-five. 732 01:01:24,565 --> 01:01:26,359 Outstanding! Thanks. 733 01:01:55,428 --> 01:01:58,223 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 734 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,224 I got a bro named Cowboy. 735 01:02:00,266 --> 01:02:01,726 You people one-one? 736 01:02:01,768 --> 01:02:04,604 No, sir. We're reporters for "Stars and Stripes." 737 01:02:06,272 --> 01:02:08,274 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 738 01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:11,068 He's just down the road in the platoon area. 739 01:02:11,277 --> 01:02:12,820 May we tag along, sir? 740 01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:14,738 No problem. Welcome aboard. 741 01:02:15,281 --> 01:02:18,033 I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 742 01:02:18,742 --> 01:02:20,619 They call me Mr. Touchdown. 743 01:02:21,119 --> 01:02:23,163 I played ball for Notre Dame. 744 01:02:24,873 --> 01:02:26,875 You here to make Cowboy famous? 745 01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:28,627 Never happen, sir. 746 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,505 If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 747 01:02:33,339 --> 01:02:36,092 We got Condition Red and we expect rain. 748 01:02:36,718 --> 01:02:39,178 Outstanding. We taking care of business? 749 01:02:39,595 --> 01:02:41,305 The N.V.A. are dug in deep. 750 01:02:41,347 --> 01:02:45,768 Hotel Company is working this side of the river, house by house. 751 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:50,648 Charles has his shit together, but we're still getting some decent kills. 752 01:02:50,815 --> 01:02:54,526 We heard the N.V.A. executed a lot of gook civilians. 753 01:02:55,361 --> 01:02:56,612 Affirmative. 754 01:02:56,987 --> 01:03:00,616 I saw bodies half a klick this side of the canal. 755 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:02,534 Can you show me where? 756 01:03:30,019 --> 01:03:32,271 The dead have been covered with lime. 757 01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:36,233 The dead know only one thing.: 758 01:03:37,693 --> 01:03:39,445 It is better to be alive. 759 01:03:50,789 --> 01:03:53,666 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 760 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,752 What outfit are you with? 761 01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,795 We're from "Stars and Stripes." 762 01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:02,175 I'm Sergeant Joker and this photographer is Rafterman. 763 01:04:02,717 --> 01:04:05,052 I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut. 764 01:04:05,219 --> 01:04:07,013 Have you got a body count, sir? 765 01:04:07,054 --> 01:04:08,055 Twenty. 766 01:04:08,597 --> 01:04:10,224 How did it happen, sir? 767 01:04:11,058 --> 01:04:13,686 The N.V.A. came in with a list of gook names: 768 01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:18,690 Government officials, policemen, ARVN officers, teachers. 769 01:04:19,733 --> 01:04:24,071 They asked them, real polite, to report the next day for political re-education. 770 01:04:25,739 --> 01:04:27,866 Everybody who turned up got shot. 771 01:04:28,158 --> 01:04:29,784 Some they buried alive. 772 01:04:35,832 --> 01:04:38,209 What is that button on your body armor? 773 01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:40,128 A peace symbol, sir. 774 01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:42,839 -Where did you get it? -I don't remember, sir. 775 01:04:43,256 --> 01:04:45,216 What is written on your helmet? 776 01:04:45,258 --> 01:04:46,759 "Born to Kill," sir. 777 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:50,012 You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet and wear a peace button. 778 01:04:50,096 --> 01:04:52,056 Is that some kind of sick joke? 779 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:54,975 Well, what does it mean? 780 01:04:55,351 --> 01:04:58,270 -I don't know, sir. -You don't know very much. 781 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:01,899 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you! 782 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:05,736 Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man. 783 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:09,406 I was referring to the duality of man, sir. 784 01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:12,742 The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 785 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,412 -Whose side are you on? -Our side, sir. 786 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,456 -Don't you love your country? -Yes, sir. 787 01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:22,502 Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come in for the big win. 788 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:28,007 I ask that my Marines obey my orders as they would the word of God. 789 01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:31,802 We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook... 790 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,096 ...is an American trying to get out. 791 01:05:34,763 --> 01:05:36,557 It's a hardball world, son. 792 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,852 We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 793 01:05:53,156 --> 01:05:55,617 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 794 01:05:55,658 --> 01:05:57,035 Around the back. 795 01:06:06,168 --> 01:06:08,170 -First Platoon? -Through there. 796 01:06:32,902 --> 01:06:34,279 Hey, Lone Ranger. 797 01:06:39,075 --> 01:06:40,159 Holy shit! 798 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:51,962 I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit! 799 01:06:53,297 --> 01:06:54,673 What's happening? 800 01:06:55,007 --> 01:06:58,927 Just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 801 01:06:59,052 --> 01:07:00,387 Why go back? 802 01:07:00,721 --> 01:07:02,222 Here or there, samey-same. 803 01:07:02,306 --> 01:07:04,182 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 804 01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:07,686 Better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 805 01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:10,772 Hey, you hogs, listen up! 806 01:07:11,773 --> 01:07:14,859 This is my bro, Joker, from the island. And this is.... 807 01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:20,073 They're from "Stars and Stripes." You'll be famous. 808 01:07:21,699 --> 01:07:25,411 We're the Lusthog squad. We're lifetakers and heartbreakers. 809 01:07:26,454 --> 01:07:29,165 We shoot holes in them and fill them with lead. 810 01:07:34,461 --> 01:07:36,213 Are you a photographer? 811 01:07:38,757 --> 01:07:40,592 I'm a combat correspondent. 812 01:07:42,219 --> 01:07:44,137 You seen much combat? 813 01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:49,559 I've seen a little on TV. 814 01:07:54,105 --> 01:07:55,940 You're a real comedian. 815 01:07:58,109 --> 01:08:00,028 Well, they call me the Joker. 816 01:08:02,155 --> 01:08:04,115 Well, I've got a joke for you. 817 01:08:04,824 --> 01:08:07,118 I'm going to tear you a new asshole. 818 01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:12,665 Well, pilgrim... 819 01:08:13,332 --> 01:08:17,711 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit! 820 01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:25,510 You talk the talk. 821 01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:28,763 Do you walk the walk? 822 01:08:34,394 --> 01:08:36,187 You might not believe it... 823 01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:40,316 ...but under fire, Animal Mother is a truly fine human being. 824 01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:44,695 He just needs grenades thrown at him the rest of his life. 825 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:57,124 Jungle bunny. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 826 01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,334 Yeah, Mother. 827 01:09:01,086 --> 01:09:02,462 Hey, photographer! 828 01:09:04,381 --> 01:09:06,216 Want to take a good picture? 829 01:09:09,511 --> 01:09:10,637 Take this. 830 01:09:19,896 --> 01:09:21,564 This...is my bro. 831 01:09:32,283 --> 01:09:33,701 This is his party. 832 01:09:34,577 --> 01:09:36,286 He's the guest of honor. 833 01:09:37,663 --> 01:09:39,498 Today is his birthday. 834 01:09:40,874 --> 01:09:42,751 Happy birthday, zipperhead! 835 01:09:44,711 --> 01:09:46,630 I will never forget this day. 836 01:09:47,422 --> 01:09:51,301 The day I came to Hue city and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. 837 01:09:53,053 --> 01:09:55,555 I really love the little Commie bastards. 838 01:09:56,890 --> 01:10:00,351 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 839 01:10:02,061 --> 01:10:04,188 These are great days we're living! 840 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:09,235 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 841 01:10:11,028 --> 01:10:13,197 These people we wasted here today... 842 01:10:13,822 --> 01:10:16,367 ...are the finest people we will ever know. 843 01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:22,873 Once we rotate back to the world, we'll miss not having anyone worth shooting. 844 01:11:59,674 --> 01:12:02,301 Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 845 01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:14,605 We are receiving incoming fire from the ville. 846 01:12:15,022 --> 01:12:16,732 The lieutenant is down. 847 01:12:16,857 --> 01:12:19,485 We'll stop and check out what's in front of us. 848 01:12:25,198 --> 01:12:27,325 Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up! 849 01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,328 We'll move up these two roads. 850 01:12:30,370 --> 01:12:32,539 I want the third team up this road. 851 01:12:33,206 --> 01:12:36,167 First and second team behind me up this other road. 852 01:12:37,544 --> 01:12:39,462 Let's go! Let's get it done! 853 01:17:07,636 --> 01:17:10,513 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 854 01:17:10,847 --> 01:17:13,850 Start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: The Movie"! 855 01:17:14,142 --> 01:17:16,269 If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse! 856 01:17:16,352 --> 01:17:19,147 -T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! -I'll be Ann-Margret! 857 01:17:19,230 --> 01:17:21,232 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! 858 01:17:21,315 --> 01:17:23,943 -I'll be General Custer! -Who'll be the Indian? 859 01:17:24,026 --> 01:17:26,571 We'll let the gooks play the Indians! 860 01:18:05,191 --> 01:18:06,776 You're going home now. 861 01:18:11,197 --> 01:18:12,281 Semper fi. 862 01:18:15,993 --> 01:18:17,661 We're mean Marines, sir. 863 01:18:21,957 --> 01:18:23,208 Go easy, bros. 864 01:18:28,213 --> 01:18:29,673 Better you than me. 865 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,179 At least they died for a good cause. 866 01:18:37,472 --> 01:18:38,973 What cause was that? 867 01:18:41,267 --> 01:18:42,268 Freedom. 868 01:18:43,603 --> 01:18:45,730 Flush out your head gear, New Guy. 869 01:18:48,316 --> 01:18:50,568 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 870 01:18:52,111 --> 01:18:53,904 This is a slaughter. 871 01:18:55,614 --> 01:18:58,200 If I get my balls blown off for a word... 872 01:19:00,285 --> 01:19:02,120 ...my word is "poontang." 873 01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:07,709 Tough break for Hand Job. 874 01:19:09,586 --> 01:19:12,172 He was set to get shipped out on a medical. 875 01:19:14,549 --> 01:19:16,217 What was wrong with him? 876 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,972 He was jerking off ten times a day. 877 01:19:23,349 --> 01:19:26,060 It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 878 01:19:28,604 --> 01:19:32,983 Last week he was sent to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 879 01:19:34,443 --> 01:19:37,529 The crazy fucker jerks off in the waiting room. 880 01:19:39,031 --> 01:19:40,699 Instant Section 8. 881 01:19:42,367 --> 01:19:45,078 He was waiting for his papers to clear division. 882 01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:49,291 Ready? 883 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,625 Turnover. 884 01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:54,921 Hue city interviews. Roll 34. 885 01:19:59,050 --> 01:20:02,345 This is a major city, so we have to assault with... 886 01:20:03,262 --> 01:20:05,181 ...tanks in the streets. 887 01:20:05,556 --> 01:20:07,475 They send us in first squad... 888 01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:10,394 ...to make sure there are no little, uh... 889 01:20:12,396 --> 01:20:15,441 ...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 890 01:20:15,524 --> 01:20:20,154 So we roll the tanks in and basically, blow the place to hell. 891 01:20:21,572 --> 01:20:24,032 When we're in Hue, in Hue city... 892 01:20:25,242 --> 01:20:27,160 ...it's like a war, you know. 893 01:20:29,412 --> 01:20:33,041 Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. 894 01:20:36,294 --> 01:20:38,213 There's the enemy, kill them. 895 01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:41,716 There's no question about it. We're the best. 896 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:46,679 It's bullshit about Air Cav. When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 897 01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:49,598 They call Mother Green and her killing machine! 898 01:20:50,599 --> 01:20:52,893 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 899 01:20:54,103 --> 01:20:57,189 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 900 01:20:58,357 --> 01:20:59,817 Can I quote L.B.J.? 901 01:21:01,985 --> 01:21:03,737 "I will not send... 902 01:21:04,112 --> 01:21:08,074 "...American boys 10,000 miles around the world... 903 01:21:08,158 --> 01:21:11,411 "...to do a job Asian boys should be doing for themselves." 904 01:21:14,205 --> 01:21:15,790 Personally, I think... 905 01:21:16,499 --> 01:21:19,127 ...they don't want to be involved in this war. 906 01:21:19,919 --> 01:21:21,546 I think they sort of... 907 01:21:23,005 --> 01:21:27,343 ...took away our freedom and gave it to the gooks. They don't want it. 908 01:21:28,386 --> 01:21:30,471 They'd rather be alive than free. 909 01:21:30,638 --> 01:21:32,223 Poor dumb bastards. 910 01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:36,769 The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... 911 01:21:37,561 --> 01:21:40,022 ...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh.... 912 01:21:41,648 --> 01:21:43,275 I'm not real keen on... 913 01:21:43,942 --> 01:21:47,112 ...these fellows that are supposedly on our side. 914 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,657 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 915 01:21:54,828 --> 01:21:58,373 We get killed for these people and they don't even appreciate it. 916 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,834 They think it's a big joke. 917 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:03,961 If you ask me... 918 01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:07,131 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 919 01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,468 It depends. I'm here to take combat photos. 920 01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:14,263 But if the shit gets too thick, I'll go to the rifle. 921 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,726 What do I think of America's involvement in the war? 922 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,394 I think we should win. 923 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,479 I hate Vietnam. 924 01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:26,817 There's not one horse in the whole country. 925 01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:30,320 There's something wrong with that. 926 01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:33,990 If they'd send us more guys maybe... 927 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:37,327 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 928 01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:41,164 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... 929 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:43,666 ...the jewel of Southeast Asia. 930 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,543 I wanted to meet... 931 01:22:45,626 --> 01:22:49,005 ...interesting people of an ancient culture and kill them. 932 01:22:51,173 --> 01:22:55,052 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 933 01:23:20,201 --> 01:23:22,453 'Morning, little schoolgirl. 934 01:23:23,079 --> 01:23:25,122 I'm a little schoolboy, too. 935 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:30,878 -What you got there? -Do you want No. 1 fuckee? 936 01:23:32,338 --> 01:23:34,924 Any of you boys want No. 1 fuckee? 937 01:23:35,299 --> 01:23:37,593 I'm so horny I can't even get a piece of hand! 938 01:23:37,676 --> 01:23:38,677 Me want suckee. 939 01:23:38,761 --> 01:23:43,599 Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything you want. Long time. 940 01:23:43,932 --> 01:23:46,518 Everything you want! All right! 941 01:23:46,768 --> 01:23:47,936 How much, chief? 942 01:23:48,019 --> 01:23:49,271 $15 each. 943 01:23:52,607 --> 01:23:54,609 $15 beaucoup money. 944 01:23:55,485 --> 01:23:56,528 $5 each. 945 01:23:57,028 --> 01:23:58,821 Come on, she love you good. 946 01:23:58,947 --> 01:24:01,157 Boom-boom long time. $10. 947 01:24:01,407 --> 01:24:02,283 $5. 948 01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:03,701 No, $10. 949 01:24:04,118 --> 01:24:06,078 Trade you some ARVN rifles. 950 01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:08,748 Never been fired and only dropped once. 951 01:24:10,249 --> 01:24:11,876 Okay, $5. You give me. 952 01:24:15,879 --> 01:24:17,423 Let's get mounted. 953 01:24:22,511 --> 01:24:24,137 Something wrong, chief? 954 01:24:24,304 --> 01:24:26,306 She says no boom-boom with you. 955 01:24:26,473 --> 01:24:27,974 What the motherfuck? 956 01:24:28,225 --> 01:24:30,393 She says soul brother too beaucoup. 957 01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:36,149 He's saying you black boys pack too much meat! 958 01:24:43,322 --> 01:24:46,659 She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 959 01:24:47,243 --> 01:24:49,453 She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. 960 01:24:50,329 --> 01:24:51,664 Excuse me, ma'am. 961 01:24:52,832 --> 01:24:56,418 What we have here is a magnificent... 962 01:24:56,502 --> 01:24:59,213 ...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 963 01:24:59,838 --> 01:25:01,965 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 964 01:25:03,258 --> 01:25:04,593 Okay. Okay. 965 01:25:11,516 --> 01:25:13,935 -We need a batting order. -I'm going first. 966 01:25:14,019 --> 01:25:17,313 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 967 01:25:17,564 --> 01:25:20,900 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 968 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:27,615 Hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 969 01:25:28,574 --> 01:25:31,077 -I don't want it after you, man! -Fuck you! 970 01:26:04,108 --> 01:26:06,444 Intelligence passed the word down... 971 01:26:06,611 --> 01:26:10,197 ...that during the night the N. V.A. pulled out of our area... 972 01:26:10,281 --> 01:26:12,741 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 973 01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:17,204 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 974 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,071 Face outboard and take cover! Do it! 975 01:27:15,677 --> 01:27:17,428 He ain't going to make it. 976 01:27:28,689 --> 01:27:30,941 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 977 01:27:33,402 --> 01:27:35,779 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 978 01:27:39,450 --> 01:27:41,076 Murph, this is Cowboy. 979 01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:43,954 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 980 01:27:46,164 --> 01:27:47,124 Wait one. 981 01:27:50,168 --> 01:27:55,048 You're senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol. 982 01:27:55,340 --> 01:27:57,634 Call in at the next checkpoint. Over. 983 01:27:58,051 --> 01:27:59,636 Roger. Understand. 984 01:28:07,184 --> 01:28:08,644 I'm squad leader. 985 01:28:12,022 --> 01:28:14,149 I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag. 986 01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:18,904 He's dead. 987 01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:09,828 What's up? 988 01:29:10,412 --> 01:29:12,872 We made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 989 01:29:13,832 --> 01:29:15,500 See what you think. 990 01:29:18,419 --> 01:29:20,380 I think we're here... 991 01:29:21,964 --> 01:29:23,966 ...and we should be here. 992 01:29:26,469 --> 01:29:27,595 We're here? 993 01:29:28,846 --> 01:29:30,222 We should be here? 994 01:29:45,195 --> 01:29:46,571 What do you think? 995 01:29:48,490 --> 01:29:50,659 I think we should change direction. 996 01:30:07,466 --> 01:30:09,093 We'll change direction. 997 01:30:20,062 --> 01:30:21,104 What's up? 998 01:30:21,897 --> 01:30:23,398 Change in direction. 999 01:30:24,566 --> 01:30:25,776 Are we lost? 1000 01:30:25,901 --> 01:30:27,861 Joker, shut the fuck up! 1001 01:30:29,321 --> 01:30:30,780 Okay, listen up! 1002 01:30:31,615 --> 01:30:32,949 Can you hear me? 1003 01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,618 We're changing direction. 1004 01:30:35,869 --> 01:30:37,704 We're heading over that way. 1005 01:30:37,829 --> 01:30:40,248 Eightball's going to find a way through. 1006 01:30:41,499 --> 01:30:42,500 Got it? 1007 01:30:44,544 --> 01:30:46,546 Eightball, let's dance. 1008 01:30:48,172 --> 01:30:50,174 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1009 01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:10,084 Cease fire! 1010 01:32:10,376 --> 01:32:12,044 Cease fire, goddamn it! 1011 01:32:12,378 --> 01:32:14,713 Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire! 1012 01:32:18,175 --> 01:32:22,012 Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1013 01:32:24,264 --> 01:32:25,390 Negative! 1014 01:32:25,474 --> 01:32:28,310 Save your ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! 1015 01:32:31,688 --> 01:32:33,898 No! Cease fire! Cease fire! 1016 01:32:34,315 --> 01:32:35,859 Animal, cease fire! 1017 01:32:36,151 --> 01:32:37,819 It's Sergeant Murphy. 1018 01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:40,029 Cowboy. Over. 1019 01:32:40,113 --> 01:32:43,282 Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1020 01:32:43,783 --> 01:32:45,868 Receiving enemy sniper fire. 1021 01:32:46,285 --> 01:32:47,578 Eightball is down. 1022 01:32:47,662 --> 01:32:50,498 We're half a klick north of checkpoint No. 4. 1023 01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:54,293 Possible strong enemy forces in front of us. 1024 01:32:54,627 --> 01:32:57,129 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1025 01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:00,132 Roger. Understand. 1026 01:33:00,215 --> 01:33:02,467 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1027 01:33:05,345 --> 01:33:06,471 Stay close. 1028 01:33:08,348 --> 01:33:12,102 Listen up! I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1029 01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:15,897 There may be strong enemy forces in those buildings. 1030 01:33:16,314 --> 01:33:18,274 I've requested tank support. 1031 01:33:18,358 --> 01:33:19,776 We'll sit tight... 1032 01:33:20,151 --> 01:33:23,029 ...but keep our eyes open. If they hit us... 1033 01:33:23,196 --> 01:33:25,198 ...we'll have to pull back fast. 1034 01:33:26,699 --> 01:33:29,452 Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother! 1035 01:33:29,702 --> 01:33:31,370 Cease your fucking fire! 1036 01:33:32,371 --> 01:33:33,789 We can't leave him ! 1037 01:33:33,831 --> 01:33:36,500 We'll get him when the tank comes up. 1038 01:33:36,625 --> 01:33:39,044 He's hit three times! He can't wait! 1039 01:33:39,503 --> 01:33:44,091 That sniper's just trying to suck us in one at a time. 1040 01:33:47,052 --> 01:33:49,095 Goddamn it! No! 1041 01:33:50,222 --> 01:33:51,848 Goddamn it, cease fire! 1042 01:33:53,308 --> 01:33:55,351 Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out! 1043 01:33:55,435 --> 01:33:57,937 Sit the fuck down, goddamn it! 1044 01:34:14,787 --> 01:34:17,247 Okay, cease fire! He's there! 1045 01:34:33,096 --> 01:34:34,556 Hold your fire! 1046 01:34:34,764 --> 01:34:36,099 Hold your fire! 1047 01:34:37,016 --> 01:34:39,352 You can't see the sniper! 1048 01:34:39,727 --> 01:34:43,189 Save the ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! Nobody! 1049 01:34:49,528 --> 01:34:50,863 Hold your fire! 1050 01:34:52,031 --> 01:34:53,824 What the fuck do we do now? 1051 01:34:55,743 --> 01:34:57,536 Give me that fucking radio. 1052 01:35:01,957 --> 01:35:03,875 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1053 01:35:06,461 --> 01:35:10,757 We're in deep shit. Two men down. What's the story on the tank? Over. 1054 01:35:12,884 --> 01:35:14,052 Sorry, Cowboy. 1055 01:35:14,094 --> 01:35:16,054 No luck so far with the tank. 1056 01:35:16,262 --> 01:35:18,014 Will advise. Over. 1057 01:35:22,185 --> 01:35:23,853 Numb-nut bastards. 1058 01:35:24,604 --> 01:35:25,980 Okay, listen up! 1059 01:35:28,608 --> 01:35:30,317 Can't wait for the tank. 1060 01:35:30,901 --> 01:35:32,820 They're going to hit us any minute. 1061 01:35:32,903 --> 01:35:34,989 When they do, we won't have time. 1062 01:35:35,281 --> 01:35:37,825 We have to pull out now. Get ready. 1063 01:35:39,368 --> 01:35:40,744 Wait! Hold it! 1064 01:35:41,203 --> 01:35:42,746 Nobody's pulling out! 1065 01:35:43,038 --> 01:35:45,040 There's only one fucking sniper! 1066 01:35:45,123 --> 01:35:46,124 Back off! 1067 01:35:46,583 --> 01:35:49,377 I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out! 1068 01:35:49,586 --> 01:35:51,463 What about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1069 01:35:51,546 --> 01:35:55,258 It's shitty, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1070 01:35:55,467 --> 01:35:57,927 We're not leaving them out there! 1071 01:35:58,052 --> 01:35:59,721 They're wasted! 1072 01:36:00,138 --> 01:36:01,431 You know that! 1073 01:36:01,848 --> 01:36:04,016 Come on, we gotta bring them back. 1074 01:36:04,225 --> 01:36:05,476 Let's do it! 1075 01:36:05,726 --> 01:36:07,853 Stand down! That's a direct order. 1076 01:36:12,149 --> 01:36:15,069 Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all you assholes! 1077 01:36:18,405 --> 01:36:19,490 Goddamn it! 1078 01:36:19,573 --> 01:36:21,241 Fucking son of a bitch! 1079 01:36:21,658 --> 01:36:23,243 You motherfucker! 1080 01:36:44,555 --> 01:36:46,015 Where's the sniper? 1081 01:36:49,518 --> 01:36:51,854 Doc, where's the sniper? 1082 01:37:01,321 --> 01:37:02,239 Shit! 1083 01:37:04,658 --> 01:37:06,368 Shit! Fuck! 1084 01:37:59,877 --> 01:38:02,338 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted! 1085 01:38:04,048 --> 01:38:06,300 There's only one sniper! 1086 01:38:07,885 --> 01:38:10,721 Move up the squad! You're clear up to here! 1087 01:38:16,602 --> 01:38:18,103 Son of a bitch. 1088 01:38:26,278 --> 01:38:30,115 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, come with me. We'll take a look. 1089 01:38:30,907 --> 01:38:33,159 You stay put and cover our ass! 1090 01:38:33,535 --> 01:38:35,537 We may come back in a big hurry! 1091 01:38:37,330 --> 01:38:39,582 -I'm going with you. -I'm coming, too. 1092 01:38:41,668 --> 01:38:42,669 All set? 1093 01:38:43,419 --> 01:38:44,378 Let's move! 1094 01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:28,004 Top of the building, round the corner. 1095 01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:49,649 Give me that radio. 1096 01:39:53,236 --> 01:39:54,821 This is Cowboy. Over. 1097 01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:09,251 Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot through the hole! 1098 01:40:23,682 --> 01:40:25,017 That son of a bitch! 1099 01:40:25,058 --> 01:40:26,518 You'll be all right. 1100 01:40:26,601 --> 01:40:28,937 Don't shit me, Joker! 1101 01:40:30,438 --> 01:40:32,732 I'm not. You're my favorite turd. 1102 01:40:40,573 --> 01:40:42,200 Hang on, man! Hang on! 1103 01:40:46,412 --> 01:40:47,705 I can hack it. 1104 01:40:55,546 --> 01:40:57,006 I can hack it. 1105 01:41:55,061 --> 01:41:56,771 Let's go get some payback. 1106 01:42:03,569 --> 01:42:04,529 Okay. 1107 01:42:20,419 --> 01:42:22,129 Watch that fucking hole. 1108 01:42:23,755 --> 01:42:25,257 Give them some smoke. 1109 01:42:41,606 --> 01:42:42,774 Ready? 1110 01:43:24,313 --> 01:43:27,024 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1111 01:43:33,155 --> 01:43:35,157 Joker, in there! New Guy! 1112 01:45:39,902 --> 01:45:42,321 We got the sniper! 1113 01:46:20,357 --> 01:46:21,483 What's up? 1114 01:46:23,443 --> 01:46:24,987 We got the sniper. 1115 01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,667 I saved Joker's ass. 1116 01:46:40,251 --> 01:46:41,586 I got the sniper. 1117 01:46:42,378 --> 01:46:44,505 I fucking blew her away! 1118 01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:47,550 Am I bad? 1119 01:46:48,342 --> 01:46:51,262 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1120 01:47:09,946 --> 01:47:11,364 What's she saying? 1121 01:47:15,660 --> 01:47:16,911 She's praying. 1122 01:47:21,499 --> 01:47:23,710 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1123 01:47:27,713 --> 01:47:29,840 There's nothing we can do for her. 1124 01:47:31,884 --> 01:47:33,260 She's dead meat. 1125 01:47:40,893 --> 01:47:42,895 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1126 01:47:47,607 --> 01:47:48,942 What about her? 1127 01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:54,364 Fuck her. 1128 01:47:56,241 --> 01:47:57,408 Let her rot. 1129 01:48:14,383 --> 01:48:16,302 We can't just leave her here. 1130 01:48:19,805 --> 01:48:21,098 Hey, asshole... 1131 01:48:22,182 --> 01:48:23,642 ...Cowboy's wasted. 1132 01:48:24,977 --> 01:48:26,812 You're fresh out of friends. 1133 01:48:28,647 --> 01:48:30,440 I'm running this squad now. 1134 01:48:30,607 --> 01:48:33,652 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1135 01:48:38,615 --> 01:48:40,700 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1136 01:48:43,786 --> 01:48:46,414 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1137 01:48:57,007 --> 01:48:59,343 Shoot...me. 1138 01:49:01,929 --> 01:49:03,138 Shoot... 1139 01:49:04,264 --> 01:49:05,307 ...me. 1140 01:49:17,777 --> 01:49:20,113 If you want to waste her, go on... 1141 01:49:23,157 --> 01:49:24,367 ...waste her. 1142 01:49:48,932 --> 01:49:50,100 Shoot. 1143 01:50:41,816 --> 01:50:45,778 We'll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly! 1144 01:50:50,199 --> 01:50:51,701 Hardcore, man. 1145 01:50:54,537 --> 01:50:56,163 Fucking hardcore. 1146 01:51:14,055 --> 01:51:18,143 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1147 01:51:19,686 --> 01:51:23,690 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1148 01:51:33,449 --> 01:51:36,994 "We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony 1149 01:51:37,870 --> 01:51:41,582 "M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1150 01:51:46,628 --> 01:51:49,422 "Forever let us hold our banner high 1151 01:51:51,216 --> 01:51:53,134 "Boys and girls from far and near 1152 01:51:53,176 --> 01:51:55,053 "You're welcome as can be 1153 01:51:55,637 --> 01:51:59,474 "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1154 01:52:00,183 --> 01:52:02,310 "Who's the leader of the club...." 1155 01:52:02,852 --> 01:52:06,731 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1156 01:52:07,356 --> 01:52:12,319 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy. 1157 01:52:14,029 --> 01:52:16,365 I am so happy that I am alive... 1158 01:52:16,907 --> 01:52:19,201 ...in one piece, and short. 1159 01:52:21,078 --> 01:52:23,747 I'm in a world of shit, yes. 1160 01:52:24,581 --> 01:52:26,083 But I am alive. 1161 01:52:26,792 --> 01:52:28,460 And I am not afraid. 85071

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