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"America has heard the bugle call
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"And you know it involves us one and all
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"I don't suppose that war will ever end
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"There's fighting
that will break us up again
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"Good-bye, my darling
Hello, Vietnam
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"I'm here to take a battle to be won
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"Kiss me good-bye
And write me while I'm gone
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"Good-bye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietnam "
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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.
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You will speak only when spoken to.
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The first and last words
out of your sewers will be "Sir! "
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Do you maggots understand?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.
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If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...
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...you will be a weapon,
a minister of death, praying for war.
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But until that day, you are pukes!
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The lowest form of life on Earth.
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You are not even human fucking beings!
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You are only unorganized,
grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!
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Because I am hard, you won't like me.
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The more you hate me,
the more you'll learn.
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I am hard, but I am fair!
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There is no racial bigotry here!
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I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.
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Here, you are all equally worthless!
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My orders are to weed out non-hackers...
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...who do not pack the gear
to be in my beloved Corps!
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Do you maggots understand that?
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!
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From now on you're Private Snowball!
Like that name?
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Sir, yes, sir!
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There's one thing you won't like!
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They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...
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...in my mess hall!
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Is that you, John Wayne?
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Is this me?
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Who said that?
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Who the fuck said that?
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Who's the slimy communist cocksucker
down here...
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...who just signed his own death warrant?
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Nobody, huh?
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The fairy fucking godmother said it!
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Out-fucking-standing!
I will P.T. you all until you die!
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I will P.T. you until your assholes
suck buttermilk!
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Was it you, you little fuck?
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You look like a fucking worm !
I bet it was you!
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Sir, I said it, sir!
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Well, no shit.
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What are you, a fucking comedian?
Private Joker.
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I admire your honesty.
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I like you. Come over to my house
and fuck my sister!
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You little scumbag! I've got your name!
I've got your ass!
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You will not laugh or cry!
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You will learn by the number!
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Get up! Get on your feet!
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Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
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-Why did you join my beloved Corps?
-Sir, to kill, sir!
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You're a killer!
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Let me see your war face!
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You've got a war face?
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That's a war face! Let me see yours!
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You didn't convince me!
Let me see your real war face!
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You don't scare me! Work on it!
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What's your excuse?
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Sir, excuse, sir?
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I'm asking the fucking questions,
understand?
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Thank you!
Can I be in charge for a while?
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Are you shook up? Nervous?
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Sir, I am, sir!
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Do I make you nervous?
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Were you about to call me an asshole?
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-How tall are you, Private?
-Sir, 5'9", sir!
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I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh?
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The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...
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...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
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Where in hell are you from?
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Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
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You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
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Suck dicks?
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You a peter-puffer?
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I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
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...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
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I'll be watching you!
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Your parents have children that lived?
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Bet they regret that!
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You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
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-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
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Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
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That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
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You suck dicks?
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Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
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I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
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From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
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Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
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Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
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Any fucking time, sweetheart!
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I'm trying, sir!
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I'll give you three seconds...
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...exactly three fucking seconds...
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...to wipe off that stupid grin...
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...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
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-Sir, I can't help it, sir!
-Get on your knees, scumbag!
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Now choke yourself!
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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts!
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Don't pull my hand over there!
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I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!
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Are you through grinning?
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Bullshit! I can't hear you!
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Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
Sound off like you got a pair!
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That's enough. Get on your feet!
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Pyle, square your ass away and
start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
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...or I will definitely fuck you up!
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Parris Island, South Carolina...
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...the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.
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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
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"Mama and Papa were laying in bed!
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"Mama rolled over
and this is what she said:
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"'Oh, give me some...
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"'...P.T.!'
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"Good for you and good for me!
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"Mmm, good!
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"Up in the morning to the rising sun!
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"Gotta run all day...
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"...till the running's done!
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"Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch!
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"Got the blueballs, crabs
and the seven-year itch!"
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Left shoulder, hut!
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What are you trying to do
to my beloved Corps?
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Sir, I don't know, sir!
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Do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?
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You did that on purpose!
You want to be different!
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-What side was that?
-Sir, left side, sir!
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Are you sure, Private Pyle?
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What side was that?
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Sir, right side, sir!
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Don't fuck with me again, Pyle!
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Pick up your fucking cover!
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Tonight, you pukes will sleep
with your rifles!
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You will give your rifle a girl's name!
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Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get!
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Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane Rottencrotch...
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...through her pretty
pink panties are over!
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You're married to this piece...
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...this weapon of iron and wood!
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And you will be faithful!
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Prepare to mount!
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Pray!
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"This is my rifle.
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"There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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"My rifle is my best friend.
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"It is my life.
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"I must master it,
as I must master my life.
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"Without me, my rifle is useless.
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"Without my rifle, I am useless.
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"I must fire my rifle true.
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"I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
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"I must shoot him before he shoots me.
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"I will.
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"Before God I swear this creed.
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"My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.
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"We are the masters of our enemy.
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"We are the saviors of my life.
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"So be it...
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"...until there is no enemy, but peace.
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"Amen."
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At ease!
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Good night, ladies!
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Hit it!
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This is not your daddy's shotgun,
Cowboy!
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Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle!
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Four inches from your chest, Pyle!
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Four inches!
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"This is my rifle! This is my gun!
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"This is for fighting!
This is for fun!
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"This is my rifle! This is my gun!
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"This is for fighting!
This is for fun! "
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You're bouncing!
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Ten fucking seconds!
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It should take you ten seconds
to negotiate this obstacle!
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Quickly, move it out!
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No swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...
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...until they get this obstacle down
to less than ten fucking seconds!
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Next two! Quickly!
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Get over that goddamn obstacle!
Move it!
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Private Joker, are you a killer?
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Let me hear your war cry!
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Get your fat ass over there!
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That's right, Private Pyle...
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...don't make any fucking effort
to get up to the top!
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If God wanted you up there,
He'd have miracled your ass up there!
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Get your fat ass up there!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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If there was some pussy up there,
you could get up there, couldn't you?
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Your ass looks like about 150 pounds
of chewed bubble gum, Pyle.
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One for the commandant!
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One for the Corps!
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Get up there!
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Pull!
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The Corps don't get theirs!
Get up there, Pyle!
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Pull!
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Pull, Pyle, pull!
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One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull!
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You've got to be shitting me!
Get your ass up there!
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Do you mean to tell me you cannot do
one single pull-up?
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You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle!
Get out of my face!
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Get up there, Snowball.
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Get up here, fatboy!
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Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up!
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You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, Private Pyle?
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Get up here! You're too slow! Move it!
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Private Pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down!
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That would break my fucking heart!
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Quickly! Up and over! Up and over!
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What in the fuck are you waiting for,
Private Pyle?
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Get up and over!
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Move it, move it!
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Are you quitting on me?
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Well, are you?
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Then quit, you slimy, fucking,
walrus-looking piece of shit!
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Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
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Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
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Now! Move it!
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I'm going to rip your balls off so you
can't contaminate the rest of the world!
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I will motivate you, Private Pyle...
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...if it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo!
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Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle!
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Quickly! Move it up!
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Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag,
you piece of shit, Private Pyle?
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Or did you have to work on it?
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Move it up!
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Quickly! Hustle up!
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The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, Private Pyle!
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Are you going to fucking die?
Are you going to die on me?
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Do it now!
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Move it up!
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Hustle it up! Quickly!
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Feel dizzy?
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Faint?
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Jesus H. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on!
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Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows!
Move it out!
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Get up!
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00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,227
Reveille! Reveille!
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
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Today is Sunday!
Divine worship is 0800.
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Get your bunks made
and your uniforms on.
249
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:01,612
Police call in two minutes.
250
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,448
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.
251
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,411
Finish your bunks, then you two turds
clean the head.
252
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,957
I want that head so sanitary...
253
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,919
...that the Virgin Mary could go
in there and take a dump!
254
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,297
Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
255
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,007
Sir, no, sir!
256
00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,139
Private Joker, I don't believe
I heard you correctly!
257
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,850
Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir!
258
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,602
You little maggot!
You make me want to vomit!
259
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:39,482
You communist heathen, sound off
that you love the Virgin Mary...
260
00:18:39,774 --> 00:18:41,776
...or I'll stomp your guts out!
261
00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:44,528
You love the Virgin Mary, don't you?
262
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:45,988
Negative, sir!
263
00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:48,783
Are you trying to offend me?
264
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:53,287
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong!
265
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:57,291
And that you will beat him harder
if he reverses himself, sir!
266
00:18:57,499 --> 00:18:59,209
Who's your squad leader?
267
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:02,212
The private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir!
268
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,967
Private Snowball reporting, sir!
269
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:10,887
You're fired! Private Joker is promoted
to squad leader!
270
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,681
Disappear, scumbag!
271
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,102
Reporting as ordered, sir!
272
00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:22,773
From now on Private Joker is your new
squad leader and you bunk with him.
273
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,275
He'll teach you!
274
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,152
He'll teach you how to pee!
275
00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:30,906
Private Joker is ignorant
but he's got guts, and guts is enough.
276
00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:32,866
Now you ladies carry on.
277
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,294
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
278
00:19:48,757 --> 00:19:50,258
Operating rod handle.
279
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,552
Operating rod guide.
280
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,347
And the left one over the right.
281
00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:59,308
Right one over the left.
282
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:03,604
Left one over the right.
283
00:20:04,397 --> 00:20:06,148
Right one over the left.
284
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:12,446
Just throw your other leg over.
285
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,041
Pull the next one over
and you're home free.
286
00:20:32,757 --> 00:20:34,217
Just throw it over.
287
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,393
That'a boy. Just set it down.
288
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,071
Congratulations, Leonard.
289
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,906
You did it.
290
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,743
Fold the blanket and sheet back together.
291
00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,204
Make a four-inch fold.
292
00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:07,082
Got it?
293
00:21:07,624 --> 00:21:08,750
You do it.
294
00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:13,254
Right shoulder, hut!
295
00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:20,595
Port, hut!
296
00:21:25,391 --> 00:21:27,059
Order, hut!
297
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,798
Square these weapons away.
298
00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,764
The deadliest weapon in the world...
299
00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:10,059
...is a Marine, and his rifle.
300
00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:14,521
It is your killer instinct
that must be harnessed...
301
00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:17,900
...if you expect to survive in combat.
302
00:22:19,318 --> 00:22:20,527
Your rifle...
303
00:22:20,736 --> 00:22:22,237
...is only a tool.
304
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,073
It is a hard heart that kills.
305
00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:30,578
If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...
306
00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:33,915
...you will hesitate
at the moment of truth.
307
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:36,292
You will not kill.
308
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:38,670
You will become dead Marines.
309
00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:42,089
And then you will be in a world of shit.
310
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,968
Because Marines are not allowed...
311
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:47,970
...to die without permission!
312
00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:50,181
Do you maggots understand?
313
00:22:53,392 --> 00:22:56,145
"I love working for Uncle Sam !
314
00:22:59,314 --> 00:23:01,984
"Lets me know just who I am !
315
00:23:05,237 --> 00:23:08,240
"One, two, three, four!
United States Marine Corps!
316
00:23:11,201 --> 00:23:14,204
"One, two, three, four!
I love the Marine Corps!
317
00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,833
"My Corps! Your Corps!
318
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:22,462
"Our Corps! Marine Corps!
319
00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:26,132
"I don't know, but I've been told...
320
00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:32,012
"...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
321
00:23:35,307 --> 00:23:37,559
"Mmm, good! Feels good!
322
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,437
"Is good! Real good!
323
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:43,398
"Tastes good! Mighty good!
324
00:23:44,316 --> 00:23:46,443
"Good for you! Good for me! "
325
00:23:49,821 --> 00:23:50,822
Trim 'em !
326
00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:55,451
Toe-jam !
327
00:23:58,955 --> 00:24:00,289
Pop that blister!
328
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,133
Jesus H. Christ!
329
00:24:14,678 --> 00:24:17,765
-Why is your footlocker unlocked?
-Sir, I don't know, sir!
330
00:24:17,848 --> 00:24:21,351
If there is one thing
in this world I hate...
331
00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:25,105
...it is an unlocked footlocker!
You know that, right?
332
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:30,402
Without dickheads like you,
there'd be no thievery in the world!
333
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,404
Get down!
334
00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,744
Now let's just see
if there's anything missing!
335
00:24:43,372 --> 00:24:44,790
Holy Jesus!
336
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,209
What is that?
337
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,628
What the fuck is that?
338
00:24:50,504 --> 00:24:52,298
What is that, Private Pyle?
339
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,133
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
340
00:24:56,301 --> 00:24:58,971
-Where did you get it?
-From the mess hall, sir!
341
00:24:59,346 --> 00:25:01,640
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle?
342
00:25:02,683 --> 00:25:05,727
Are you allowed to eat
jelly doughnuts, Private?
343
00:25:06,686 --> 00:25:09,981
-Why not, Private?
-Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
344
00:25:10,148 --> 00:25:14,110
Because you are a disgusting fatbody,
Private Pyle!
345
00:25:15,361 --> 00:25:18,990
Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker?
346
00:25:19,032 --> 00:25:21,033
Because I was hungry, sir!
347
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,202
Because you were hungry?
348
00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:29,250
Private Pyle...
349
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:33,545
...has dishonored himself
and dishonored the platoon!
350
00:25:34,546 --> 00:25:37,841
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed!
351
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:42,554
I have failed because
you have not helped me!
352
00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,015
You people...
353
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:49,811
...have not given Private Pyle
the proper motivation!
354
00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:55,525
From now on,
whenever Private Pyle fucks up...
355
00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:57,986
...l will not punish him.
356
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,613
I will punish all of you!
357
00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:03,199
And the way I see it, ladies...
358
00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:06,160
...you owe me for one jelly doughnut!
359
00:26:06,577 --> 00:26:08,245
Get on your faces!
360
00:26:10,706 --> 00:26:12,041
Open your mouth!
361
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,710
They're paying for it, you eat it!
362
00:26:15,252 --> 00:26:17,504
Ready, exercise!
363
00:26:17,754 --> 00:26:20,424
"One, two, three, four!
364
00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:23,010
"I love the Marine Corps! "
365
00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,280
You really look like shit today.
366
00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,334
Everybody hates me now.
367
00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:01,964
Even you.
368
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:07,552
Nobody hates you, Leonard.
369
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,307
You just keep making mistakes,
getting everybody in trouble.
370
00:27:16,311 --> 00:27:18,021
I can't do anything right.
371
00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:22,567
I need help.
372
00:27:26,737 --> 00:27:28,322
I'm trying to help you.
373
00:27:30,908 --> 00:27:32,284
I'm really trying.
374
00:27:35,162 --> 00:27:36,622
Tuck your shirt in.
375
00:29:33,776 --> 00:29:34,777
Do it.
376
00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:48,331
Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy.
377
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,297
Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?
378
00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,758
Semper fi, do or die!
379
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,135
Gung ho, gung ho!
380
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,470
What makes the grass grow?
381
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,556
Blood, blood, blood.
382
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,392
What do we do for a living, ladies?
383
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,394
Kill, kill, kill!
384
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,104
I can't hear you!
385
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,980
Kill, kill, kill!
386
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,983
Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
387
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,069
Kill, kill, kill!
388
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,822
Do any of you know
who Charles Whitman was?
389
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,201
None of you dumbasses knows?
390
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:17,625
Sir, he shot all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!
391
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,378
Charles Whitman killed 12 people...
392
00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:24,423
...from a 28-story observation tower
at the University of Texas...
393
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,760
...from distances of up to 400 yards.
394
00:31:28,844 --> 00:31:31,138
Anybody know
who Lee Harvey Oswald was?
395
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:35,768
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!
396
00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:38,604
And do you know how far away he was?
397
00:31:38,937 --> 00:31:42,482
Sir, it was far! From that
book suppository building, sir!
398
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:44,776
Knock it off!
399
00:31:45,652 --> 00:31:47,195
250 feet!
400
00:31:47,737 --> 00:31:51,366
He was 250 feet away and shooting
at a moving target.
401
00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:53,660
He got off three rounds...
402
00:31:53,743 --> 00:31:57,080
...with an Italian bolt-action rifle
in six seconds...
403
00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:00,458
...and scored two hits,
including a head shot!
404
00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:02,668
Do any of you know where...
405
00:32:02,752 --> 00:32:05,046
...these individuals learned to shoot?
406
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,176
Sir, in the Marines, sir!
407
00:32:10,342 --> 00:32:14,179
In the Marines! Outstanding!
Those individuals...
408
00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:17,558
...showed what one motivated Marine
and his rifle can do!
409
00:32:18,308 --> 00:32:20,811
Before you ladies leave my island...
410
00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:23,689
...you will all be able
to do the same thing!
411
00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:28,526
"Happy birthday to you
412
00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:37,910
"Happy birthday, dear Jesus"
413
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:45,543
Today...
414
00:32:46,294 --> 00:32:47,670
...is Christmas!
415
00:32:48,671 --> 00:32:52,508
There will be a magic show at 0930!
416
00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:57,221
Chaplain Charlie will tell you...
417
00:32:57,971 --> 00:33:01,558
...about how the free world
will conquer Communism...
418
00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:06,146
...with the aid of God and a few Marines!
419
00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:10,900
God has a hard-on for Marines...
420
00:33:11,985 --> 00:33:15,613
...because we kill everything we see!
421
00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:18,449
He plays His games...
422
00:33:19,409 --> 00:33:20,868
...we play ours!
423
00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:26,290
To show our appreciation
for so much power...
424
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,460
...we keep heaven packed...
425
00:33:30,044 --> 00:33:31,921
...with fresh souls!
426
00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:36,717
God was here before the Marine Corps!
427
00:33:37,551 --> 00:33:40,012
So you can give your heart to Jesus...
428
00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,057
...but your ass belongs to the Corps!
429
00:33:44,683 --> 00:33:46,476
Do you ladies understand?
430
00:33:48,061 --> 00:33:49,646
I can't hear you!
431
00:33:57,528 --> 00:33:59,989
It's been swabbed and brushed.
432
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,409
Everything...
433
00:34:04,869 --> 00:34:05,995
...is clean.
434
00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:11,709
Beautiful.
435
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,130
So that it slides perfectly.
436
00:34:19,049 --> 00:34:20,050
Nice.
437
00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:24,054
Everything cleaned...
438
00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:26,556
...oiled.
439
00:34:29,476 --> 00:34:31,686
So that your action is beautiful.
440
00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:37,734
Smooth, Charlene.
441
00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,716
Leonard talks to his rifle.
442
00:35:14,602 --> 00:35:17,063
I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore.
443
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,858
I think Leonard's a Section 8.
444
00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:26,697
It don't surprise me.
445
00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,335
I want to slip my tubesteak
into your sister.
446
00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:45,924
What will you take in trade?
447
00:35:48,468 --> 00:35:50,053
What do you got?
448
00:36:05,026 --> 00:36:06,277
Outstanding!
449
00:36:06,777 --> 00:36:09,447
We've finally found something you do well!
450
00:36:14,952 --> 00:36:16,912
What is your 6th general order?
451
00:36:16,995 --> 00:36:21,041
Sir, to receive, obey and pass on
to the sentry who relieves me...
452
00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,585
...all orders....
453
00:36:24,086 --> 00:36:25,796
Sir, the 6th general....
454
00:36:26,129 --> 00:36:28,465
The private does not know, sir!
455
00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:31,843
You slimy scumbag,
get down and give me 25!
456
00:36:38,391 --> 00:36:40,685
How many counts in that movement?
457
00:36:40,852 --> 00:36:42,061
Sir, four, sir!
458
00:36:42,145 --> 00:36:44,021
Why look down in the chamber?
459
00:36:44,188 --> 00:36:48,317
Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer
is not given a loaded weapon, sir!
460
00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:49,777
What's your 5th general order?
461
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:53,864
Sir, to quit my post
only when properly relieved, sir!
462
00:36:54,573 --> 00:36:56,325
What's this weapon's name?
463
00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:59,328
Sir, the private's weapon's name
is Charlene, sir!
464
00:36:59,495 --> 00:37:02,331
Private, you are definitely
born again hard.
465
00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:06,042
I may even let you serve as a rifleman
in my beloved Corps.
466
00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:13,425
"I don't want no teenage queen!
467
00:37:16,344 --> 00:37:18,972
"I just want my M-14!
468
00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:24,602
"If I die in the combat zone
469
00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:29,982
"Box me up and ship me home!
470
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:35,571
"Pin my medals upon my chest!
471
00:37:38,699 --> 00:37:41,159
"Tell my mom I've done my best! "
472
00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:48,416
Graduation is only a few days away...
473
00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:53,088
...and the recruits of Platoon 3092
are salty.
474
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:57,217
They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.
475
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:03,014
The instructors are proud to see us
growing beyond their control.
476
00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,809
The Marine Corps does not want robots.
477
00:38:07,935 --> 00:38:10,187
The Marine Corps wants killers.
478
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:14,316
The Marine Corps wants to build
indestructible men.
479
00:38:14,984 --> 00:38:16,610
Men without fear.
480
00:38:19,821 --> 00:38:20,822
Today...
481
00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:24,159
...you people are no longer maggots.
482
00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:28,538
Today, you are Marines.
483
00:38:29,998 --> 00:38:31,916
You are part of a brotherhood.
484
00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:36,588
From now on, until the day you die...
485
00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,090
...wherever you are...
486
00:38:39,757 --> 00:38:42,093
...every Marine is your brother.
487
00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:46,681
Most of you will go to Vietnam.
488
00:38:47,682 --> 00:38:50,017
Some of you will not come back.
489
00:38:51,018 --> 00:38:52,770
But always remember this.:
490
00:38:53,437 --> 00:38:54,813
Marines die.
491
00:38:55,397 --> 00:38:57,191
That's what we're here for!
492
00:38:58,108 --> 00:39:00,569
But the Marine Corps lives forever.
493
00:39:01,445 --> 00:39:05,115
And that means you live forever!
494
00:39:11,830 --> 00:39:13,498
0300, Infantry.
495
00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:17,210
0300, Infantry.
496
00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:22,465
1800, Engineers.
You go out and find mines.
497
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:23,883
Cowboy!
498
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,636
0300, Infantry.
499
00:39:28,512 --> 00:39:30,139
0300, Infantry.
500
00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:31,432
Joker!
501
00:39:32,224 --> 00:39:33,309
4212...
502
00:39:33,392 --> 00:39:35,311
...Basic Military Journalism.
503
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,187
You must be shitting me!
504
00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:39,314
You think you're Mickey Spillane?
505
00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,608
You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?
506
00:39:41,692 --> 00:39:44,236
Sir, I wrote for
my high-school newspaper, sir!
507
00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:47,906
Christ, you're not a writer,
you're a killer!
508
00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,366
A killer, yes, sir!
509
00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:50,575
Gomer Pyle!
510
00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:57,874
You forget your fucking name?
0300, Infantry. You made it.
511
00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:06,340
Our last night on the island.
512
00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:08,843
I draw fire watch.
513
00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:14,864
Hi, Joker.
514
00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,221
Are those...
515
00:41:39,388 --> 00:41:40,681
...live rounds?
516
00:41:47,437 --> 00:41:50,440
7.62 millimeter.
517
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:55,111
Full metal jacket.
518
00:42:07,123 --> 00:42:10,292
Leonard, if Hartman comes in here
and catches us...
519
00:42:12,002 --> 00:42:14,296
...we'll both be in a world of shit.
520
00:42:18,342 --> 00:42:19,593
I am...
521
00:42:21,929 --> 00:42:23,388
...in a world...
522
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,267
...of shit!
523
00:42:31,646 --> 00:42:33,606
Left shoulder, hut!
524
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,360
Right shoulder, hut!
525
00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:41,364
Lock and load.
526
00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:47,203
Order, hut!
527
00:42:50,247 --> 00:42:51,874
"This is my rifle!
528
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,793
"There are many like it,
but this one is mine."
529
00:42:59,673 --> 00:43:01,508
Get back in your bunks!
530
00:43:02,384 --> 00:43:04,469
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
531
00:43:05,387 --> 00:43:09,474
What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?
532
00:43:09,849 --> 00:43:12,811
Why is Pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?
533
00:43:13,269 --> 00:43:15,939
Why is Pyle holding that weapon?
534
00:43:16,314 --> 00:43:19,484
Why aren't you stomping
Private Pyle's guts out?
535
00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:22,904
Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform you...
536
00:43:23,029 --> 00:43:26,991
...that Private Pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir!
537
00:43:35,541 --> 00:43:38,293
Now listen to me, Private Pyle...
538
00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:41,171
...and listen good.
539
00:43:42,631 --> 00:43:44,174
I want that weapon...
540
00:43:45,092 --> 00:43:46,635
...and I want it now!
541
00:43:48,595 --> 00:43:51,473
Place that rifle on the deck
at your feet...
542
00:43:52,724 --> 00:43:54,642
...and step back away from it.
543
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,237
What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?
544
00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:10,741
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?
545
00:44:36,432 --> 00:44:37,684
Easy, Leonard.
546
00:44:42,021 --> 00:44:43,439
Go easy, man.
547
00:46:11,398 --> 00:46:12,733
Hey, baby.
548
00:46:13,317 --> 00:46:15,444
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
549
00:46:16,487 --> 00:46:18,030
Not just this minute.
550
00:46:19,323 --> 00:46:22,034
Well, baby, me so horny.
551
00:46:22,826 --> 00:46:24,244
Me so horny.
552
00:46:25,078 --> 00:46:26,913
Me love you long time.
553
00:46:28,206 --> 00:46:29,499
You party?
554
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,126
Yeah, we might party.
555
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,920
-How much?
-$15.
556
00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:36,214
$15 for both of us?
557
00:46:36,297 --> 00:46:38,216
No. Each you $15.
558
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,968
Me love you long time.
559
00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:42,553
Me so horny.
560
00:46:44,013 --> 00:46:45,640
$15 too beaucoup.
561
00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:47,683
$5 each.
562
00:46:47,725 --> 00:46:49,226
Me suckee-suckee.
563
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,562
Me love you too much.
564
00:46:53,856 --> 00:46:56,608
$5 is all my mom allows me to spend.
565
00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,528
Okay! $10 each.
566
00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:02,155
What do we get for $10?
567
00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,200
Everything you want.
568
00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,244
Everything?
569
00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:14,125
Buddy, you feel like spending some
of your hard-earned money?
570
00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:20,256
Half of these gook whores are officers
in the Viet Cong.
571
00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:22,758
The other half have TB.
572
00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:26,095
Be sure you only fuck
the ones who cough.
573
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,394
That sucker really had some moves on him.
574
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,609
You know what pisses me off
about these people?
575
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:29,698
We're helping them
and they shit all over us.
576
00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:31,866
I just can't feature that.
577
00:48:32,283 --> 00:48:34,869
Don't take it too hard.
It's just business.
578
00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:40,333
I hate Da Nang.
I want to go out into the field.
579
00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:45,588
I'm here three months and all I do is take
handshake shots at award ceremonies.
580
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:49,258
You'd get wasted the first day
and it would be my fault.
581
00:48:49,383 --> 00:48:51,677
A high-school girl could do my job.
582
00:48:51,844 --> 00:48:53,679
I want to get into the shit.
583
00:48:53,804 --> 00:48:55,514
I want some trigger time.
584
00:48:57,516 --> 00:49:01,979
If you get killed, your mom will find me
and beat the shit out of me.
585
00:49:03,021 --> 00:49:04,439
That's a negative.
586
00:49:08,068 --> 00:49:11,780
Let's keep it short and sweet.
Anybody got anything new?
587
00:49:14,491 --> 00:49:17,785
Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire
will be cancelled.
588
00:49:18,494 --> 00:49:20,163
Rear echelon paranoia.
589
00:49:20,455 --> 00:49:24,417
Intelligence says Charlie might try
something big during Tet.
590
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,128
They say the same thing every year.
591
00:49:27,336 --> 00:49:29,213
There's a lot of talk about it.
592
00:49:29,255 --> 00:49:31,173
Don't lose any sleep over it.
593
00:49:31,298 --> 00:49:35,135
The Tet holiday is like July Fourth,
Christmas and New Year in one.
594
00:49:35,636 --> 00:49:39,097
Every zipperhead in the North and South,
will bang gongs...
595
00:49:39,264 --> 00:49:41,225
...and bark at the moon.
596
00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,854
Ann-Margret and entourage
are due next week.
597
00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:49,065
I want someone to stick
with her for a few days.
598
00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:50,775
Rafterman, you take it.
599
00:49:52,027 --> 00:49:53,903
Get some good low-angle stuff.
600
00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:57,824
Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur
and early morning dew.
601
00:49:59,075 --> 00:50:04,163
"Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine
engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages...."
602
00:50:04,413 --> 00:50:07,750
Chili, if we move Vietnamese,
they are evacuees.
603
00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,920
If they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.
604
00:50:10,961 --> 00:50:12,880
I'll make a note of it, sir.
605
00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:16,258
"N.V.A. Soldier Deserts
After Reading Pamphlets."
606
00:50:16,342 --> 00:50:20,345
"An N.V.A. regular, who realized
his side would lose...
607
00:50:20,429 --> 00:50:23,015
"...deserted after reading
Open Arms pamphlets."
608
00:50:23,098 --> 00:50:26,435
That's good, Dave.
But why say, "N.V.A. regular"?
609
00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:28,270
Is there an irregular?
610
00:50:28,311 --> 00:50:30,313
How about N.V.A. soldier?
611
00:50:30,647 --> 00:50:31,815
I'll fix it.
612
00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:37,362
"The Lawrence Welk Show" will be on TV
in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it.
613
00:50:38,446 --> 00:50:40,156
"Not While We're Eating."
614
00:50:40,323 --> 00:50:44,952
"N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of
Marines on a search-and-destroy mission."
615
00:50:45,453 --> 00:50:49,331
We have a new directive from M.A.F.
on search and destroy.
616
00:50:49,832 --> 00:50:54,587
Substitute "sweep and clear"
in place of "search and destroy."
617
00:50:54,628 --> 00:50:55,629
Got it?
618
00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:57,548
Got it. Very catchy.
619
00:50:58,507 --> 00:51:00,509
And, Joker, where's the weenie?
620
00:51:03,053 --> 00:51:06,556
The kill. The grunts
must have hit something.
621
00:51:07,307 --> 00:51:08,767
Didn't see them.
622
00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:12,479
I've told you,
we run two basic stories here.
623
00:51:13,146 --> 00:51:16,608
Grunts who buy toothbrushes
and deodorant for gooks:
624
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,693
"Winning of Hearts And Minds."
625
00:51:19,152 --> 00:51:22,363
And combat action resulting in a kill:
"Winning the War."
626
00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:26,158
You must have seen blood trails,
drag marks?
627
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,619
It was raining, sir.
628
00:51:28,994 --> 00:51:31,664
That's why God passed
the law of probability.
629
00:51:31,997 --> 00:51:34,833
Rewrite it with a happy ending,
say, one kill.
630
00:51:35,209 --> 00:51:37,461
A sapper or an officer. Which?
631
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,338
Whichever you say.
632
00:51:39,713 --> 00:51:42,132
Grunts like reading about dead officers.
633
00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:44,676
Okay, an officer. How about a general?
634
00:51:47,387 --> 00:51:50,307
You'd like our guys to read
the paper and feel bad?
635
00:51:51,016 --> 00:51:54,352
In case you didn't know,
this is not a popular war.
636
00:51:54,436 --> 00:51:56,896
Our job is to report the news that the...
637
00:51:57,021 --> 00:51:59,482
..."why-are-we-here"
civilian newsmen ignore.
638
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,152
Maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.
639
00:52:04,237 --> 00:52:07,239
You could find more blood trails
and drag marks.
640
00:52:08,532 --> 00:52:12,203
I've had my ass in the grass.
Can't say I liked it much.
641
00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:15,331
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.
642
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,876
My present duties keep me where I belong:
643
00:52:19,209 --> 00:52:20,919
In the rear with the gear.
644
00:52:29,135 --> 00:52:31,054
Tet. The Year of the Monkey.
645
00:52:32,138 --> 00:52:34,307
Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.
646
00:52:35,433 --> 00:52:39,604
Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.
647
00:52:49,238 --> 00:52:52,032
I am fucking bored to death, man.
648
00:52:53,492 --> 00:52:55,494
I have to get back in the shit.
649
00:52:56,078 --> 00:52:58,705
I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.
650
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,960
Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose...
651
00:53:05,212 --> 00:53:06,880
...then ask for seconds.
652
00:53:07,589 --> 00:53:09,090
Listen up, pilgrim.
653
00:53:09,841 --> 00:53:13,845
A day without blood is like
a day without sunshine!
654
00:53:16,097 --> 00:53:19,726
Joker thinks the bad bush is
between old mama-san's legs.
655
00:53:20,226 --> 00:53:22,228
He's never been in the shit.
656
00:53:22,437 --> 00:53:24,897
Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings.
657
00:53:25,231 --> 00:53:28,984
You weren't on Operation Hastings.
You weren't even in country.
658
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:33,489
Eat shit and die, you fucking
Spanish-American poge!
659
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:37,034
I was there! I was in the shit
with the grunts.
660
00:53:37,451 --> 00:53:40,913
Don't listen to Payback's bullshit,
Rafterman.
661
00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:44,333
Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.
662
00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:47,043
You listen to Joker.
663
00:53:47,252 --> 00:53:48,670
He knows ti ti.
664
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,088
Very little.
665
00:53:50,672 --> 00:53:53,925
He's never been in the shit
'cause he ain't got the stare.
666
00:53:54,717 --> 00:53:56,344
The 1,000-yard stare.
667
00:53:57,303 --> 00:54:00,431
A Marine gets it after he's been
in the shit too long.
668
00:54:00,515 --> 00:54:03,810
It's like, it's like you've
really seen beyond.
669
00:54:05,019 --> 00:54:06,145
I got it.
670
00:54:06,437 --> 00:54:09,356
All field Marines got it.
And you'll have it, too.
671
00:54:10,066 --> 00:54:11,066
I will?
672
00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:16,572
How do you stop five blacks
from raping a white chick?
673
00:54:16,989 --> 00:54:18,198
Fuck you.
674
00:54:18,282 --> 00:54:20,117
Throw them a basketball.
675
00:54:24,955 --> 00:54:25,956
Incoming.
676
00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:30,001
They're outgoing!
677
00:54:32,295 --> 00:54:34,506
-That ain't outgoing!
-That ain't outgoing!
678
00:54:34,589 --> 00:54:36,174
Now what'd I just say?
679
00:55:15,670 --> 00:55:18,006
I hope they're just fucking with us.
680
00:55:18,089 --> 00:55:20,008
I ain't ready for this shit.
681
00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:15,352
Cease fire!
682
00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,197
Cease fire!
683
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,168
The enemy...
684
00:56:41,127 --> 00:56:42,962
...has very deceitfully...
685
00:56:43,796 --> 00:56:46,090
...taken advantage of the ceasefire...
686
00:56:46,841 --> 00:56:49,635
...to launch an offensive
all over the country.
687
00:56:50,553 --> 00:56:53,305
So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
688
00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:56,433
But we seem to be the exception.
689
00:56:57,351 --> 00:57:01,480
Charlie has hit every military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.
690
00:57:02,272 --> 00:57:03,440
In Saigon...
691
00:57:03,815 --> 00:57:08,028
...the United States Embassy has been
overrun by suicide squads.
692
00:57:10,447 --> 00:57:13,241
Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun.
693
00:57:15,243 --> 00:57:17,912
We have reports that a division of N.V.A....
694
00:57:18,037 --> 00:57:21,791
...has occupied all of the city of Hue
south of the Perfume River.
695
00:57:23,084 --> 00:57:26,212
In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...
696
00:57:26,295 --> 00:57:29,006
...the civilian press are
wetting their pants...
697
00:57:29,215 --> 00:57:33,135
...and even Cronkite is going to say
the war is now unwinnable.
698
00:57:34,803 --> 00:57:36,180
In other words...
699
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,559
...it's a huge shit sandwich
and we all have to take a bite.
700
00:57:46,481 --> 00:57:48,859
Does this mean Ann-Margret's
not coming?
701
00:57:55,323 --> 00:57:57,534
You go straight up to Phu Bai.
702
00:57:58,868 --> 00:58:00,953
Captain January will need you.
703
00:58:04,707 --> 00:58:06,834
And you take off that damn button.
704
00:58:07,877 --> 00:58:10,504
You can't get killed
wearing a peace symbol.
705
00:58:13,173 --> 00:58:15,009
Permission to go with Joker.
706
00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:17,177
Granted.
707
00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:20,597
Sir, permission not to take Rafterman.
708
00:58:21,306 --> 00:58:22,599
You still here?
709
00:58:23,558 --> 00:58:26,520
Vanish ricky-tick
and take Rafterman with you.
710
00:58:27,354 --> 00:58:29,147
You're responsible for him.
711
00:59:12,272 --> 00:59:13,773
Get some! Get some!
712
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,335
Get some, baby!
713
00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,096
I've got you, mother!
714
00:59:51,518 --> 00:59:54,437
Anyone who runs is a VC.
715
00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:57,273
Anyone who stands still...
716
00:59:58,066 --> 01:00:00,109
...is a well-disciplined VC.
717
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:05,781
You guys ought to do a story about me.
718
01:00:07,575 --> 01:00:10,286
Why should we do a story about you?
719
01:00:11,036 --> 01:00:12,830
'Cause I'm so fucking good!
720
01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,124
That ain't no shit neither.
721
01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,586
I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed.
722
01:00:20,295 --> 01:00:22,214
And 50 water buffaloes, too.
723
01:00:23,215 --> 01:00:24,841
Them are all certified.
724
01:00:26,176 --> 01:00:28,678
Any women or children?
725
01:00:29,554 --> 01:00:30,639
Sometimes.
726
01:00:32,223 --> 01:00:34,934
How can you kill women and children?
727
01:00:36,561 --> 01:00:37,478
Easy.
728
01:00:37,937 --> 01:00:40,023
You just don't lead them so much.
729
01:00:42,024 --> 01:00:43,317
Ain't war hell?
730
01:01:20,561 --> 01:01:22,605
We want to get in the shit.
731
01:01:22,814 --> 01:01:24,482
Down the road. Two-five.
732
01:01:24,565 --> 01:01:26,359
Outstanding! Thanks.
733
01:01:55,428 --> 01:01:58,223
We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
734
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,224
I got a bro named Cowboy.
735
01:02:00,266 --> 01:02:01,726
You people one-one?
736
01:02:01,768 --> 01:02:04,604
No, sir. We're reporters
for "Stars and Stripes."
737
01:02:06,272 --> 01:02:08,274
I'm Cowboy's platoon commander.
738
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:11,068
He's just down the road
in the platoon area.
739
01:02:11,277 --> 01:02:12,820
May we tag along, sir?
740
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:14,738
No problem. Welcome aboard.
741
01:02:15,281 --> 01:02:18,033
I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski.
742
01:02:18,742 --> 01:02:20,619
They call me Mr. Touchdown.
743
01:02:21,119 --> 01:02:23,163
I played ball for Notre Dame.
744
01:02:24,873 --> 01:02:26,875
You here to make Cowboy famous?
745
01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:28,627
Never happen, sir.
746
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,505
If you came looking for a story,
this is your lucky day.
747
01:02:33,339 --> 01:02:36,092
We got Condition Red and we expect rain.
748
01:02:36,718 --> 01:02:39,178
Outstanding. We taking care of business?
749
01:02:39,595 --> 01:02:41,305
The N.V.A. are dug in deep.
750
01:02:41,347 --> 01:02:45,768
Hotel Company is working this side
of the river, house by house.
751
01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:50,648
Charles has his shit together,
but we're still getting some decent kills.
752
01:02:50,815 --> 01:02:54,526
We heard the N.V.A. executed
a lot of gook civilians.
753
01:02:55,361 --> 01:02:56,612
Affirmative.
754
01:02:56,987 --> 01:03:00,616
I saw bodies half a klick
this side of the canal.
755
01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:02,534
Can you show me where?
756
01:03:30,019 --> 01:03:32,271
The dead have been covered with lime.
757
01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:36,233
The dead know only one thing.:
758
01:03:37,693 --> 01:03:39,445
It is better to be alive.
759
01:03:50,789 --> 01:03:53,666
I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?
760
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,752
What outfit are you with?
761
01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,795
We're from "Stars and Stripes."
762
01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:02,175
I'm Sergeant Joker
and this photographer is Rafterman.
763
01:04:02,717 --> 01:04:05,052
I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut.
764
01:04:05,219 --> 01:04:07,013
Have you got a body count, sir?
765
01:04:07,054 --> 01:04:08,055
Twenty.
766
01:04:08,597 --> 01:04:10,224
How did it happen, sir?
767
01:04:11,058 --> 01:04:13,686
The N.V.A. came in
with a list of gook names:
768
01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:18,690
Government officials, policemen,
ARVN officers, teachers.
769
01:04:19,733 --> 01:04:24,071
They asked them, real polite, to report
the next day for political re-education.
770
01:04:25,739 --> 01:04:27,866
Everybody who turned up got shot.
771
01:04:28,158 --> 01:04:29,784
Some they buried alive.
772
01:04:35,832 --> 01:04:38,209
What is that button on your body armor?
773
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:40,128
A peace symbol, sir.
774
01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:42,839
-Where did you get it?
-I don't remember, sir.
775
01:04:43,256 --> 01:04:45,216
What is written on your helmet?
776
01:04:45,258 --> 01:04:46,759
"Born to Kill," sir.
777
01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:50,012
You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet
and wear a peace button.
778
01:04:50,096 --> 01:04:52,056
Is that some kind of sick joke?
779
01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:54,975
Well, what does it mean?
780
01:04:55,351 --> 01:04:58,270
-I don't know, sir.
-You don't know very much.
781
01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:01,899
Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will shit on you!
782
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:05,736
Answer my question
or you'll stand tall before the Man.
783
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:09,406
I was referring to the duality of man, sir.
784
01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:12,742
The duality of man.
The Jungian thing, sir.
785
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,412
-Whose side are you on?
-Our side, sir.
786
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,456
-Don't you love your country?
-Yes, sir.
787
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:22,502
Then get with the program. Jump on
the team and come in for the big win.
788
01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:28,007
I ask that my Marines obey my orders
as they would the word of God.
789
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:31,802
We are helping the Vietnamese,
because inside every gook...
790
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,096
...is an American trying to get out.
791
01:05:34,763 --> 01:05:36,557
It's a hardball world, son.
792
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,852
We must keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.
793
01:05:53,156 --> 01:05:55,617
We're looking for First Platoon,
Hotel two-five.
794
01:05:55,658 --> 01:05:57,035
Around the back.
795
01:06:06,168 --> 01:06:08,170
-First Platoon?
-Through there.
796
01:06:32,902 --> 01:06:34,279
Hey, Lone Ranger.
797
01:06:39,075 --> 01:06:40,159
Holy shit!
798
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:51,962
I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit!
799
01:06:53,297 --> 01:06:54,673
What's happening?
800
01:06:55,007 --> 01:06:58,927
Just waiting to get back
to the land of the big PX.
801
01:06:59,052 --> 01:07:00,387
Why go back?
802
01:07:00,721 --> 01:07:02,222
Here or there, samey-same.
803
01:07:02,306 --> 01:07:04,182
-Been getting any?
-Only your sister.
804
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:07,686
Better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.
805
01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:10,772
Hey, you hogs, listen up!
806
01:07:11,773 --> 01:07:14,859
This is my bro, Joker, from the island.
And this is....
807
01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:20,073
They're from "Stars and Stripes."
You'll be famous.
808
01:07:21,699 --> 01:07:25,411
We're the Lusthog squad.
We're lifetakers and heartbreakers.
809
01:07:26,454 --> 01:07:29,165
We shoot holes in them
and fill them with lead.
810
01:07:34,461 --> 01:07:36,213
Are you a photographer?
811
01:07:38,757 --> 01:07:40,592
I'm a combat correspondent.
812
01:07:42,219 --> 01:07:44,137
You seen much combat?
813
01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:49,559
I've seen a little on TV.
814
01:07:54,105 --> 01:07:55,940
You're a real comedian.
815
01:07:58,109 --> 01:08:00,028
Well, they call me the Joker.
816
01:08:02,155 --> 01:08:04,115
Well, I've got a joke for you.
817
01:08:04,824 --> 01:08:07,118
I'm going to tear you a new asshole.
818
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:12,665
Well, pilgrim...
819
01:08:13,332 --> 01:08:17,711
...only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit!
820
01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:25,510
You talk the talk.
821
01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:28,763
Do you walk the walk?
822
01:08:34,394 --> 01:08:36,187
You might not believe it...
823
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:40,316
...but under fire, Animal Mother
is a truly fine human being.
824
01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:44,695
He just needs grenades thrown
at him the rest of his life.
825
01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:57,124
Jungle bunny. Thank God
for the sickle cell, huh?
826
01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,334
Yeah, Mother.
827
01:09:01,086 --> 01:09:02,462
Hey, photographer!
828
01:09:04,381 --> 01:09:06,216
Want to take a good picture?
829
01:09:09,511 --> 01:09:10,637
Take this.
830
01:09:19,896 --> 01:09:21,564
This...is my bro.
831
01:09:32,283 --> 01:09:33,701
This is his party.
832
01:09:34,577 --> 01:09:36,286
He's the guest of honor.
833
01:09:37,663 --> 01:09:39,498
Today is his birthday.
834
01:09:40,874 --> 01:09:42,751
Happy birthday, zipperhead!
835
01:09:44,711 --> 01:09:46,630
I will never forget this day.
836
01:09:47,422 --> 01:09:51,301
The day I came to Hue city
and fought one million N.V.A. gooks.
837
01:09:53,053 --> 01:09:55,555
I really love the little Commie bastards.
838
01:09:56,890 --> 01:10:00,351
These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.
839
01:10:02,061 --> 01:10:04,188
These are great days we're living!
840
01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:09,235
We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.
841
01:10:11,028 --> 01:10:13,197
These people we wasted here today...
842
01:10:13,822 --> 01:10:16,367
...are the finest people we will ever know.
843
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:22,873
Once we rotate back to the world, we'll
miss not having anyone worth shooting.
844
01:11:59,674 --> 01:12:02,301
Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over.
845
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:14,605
We are receiving incoming fire
from the ville.
846
01:12:15,022 --> 01:12:16,732
The lieutenant is down.
847
01:12:16,857 --> 01:12:19,485
We'll stop and check out
what's in front of us.
848
01:12:25,198 --> 01:12:27,325
Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up!
849
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,328
We'll move up these two roads.
850
01:12:30,370 --> 01:12:32,539
I want the third team up this road.
851
01:12:33,206 --> 01:12:36,167
First and second team behind me
up this other road.
852
01:12:37,544 --> 01:12:39,462
Let's go! Let's get it done!
853
01:17:07,636 --> 01:17:10,513
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
854
01:17:10,847 --> 01:17:13,850
Start the cameras.
This is "Vietnam: The Movie"!
855
01:17:14,142 --> 01:17:16,269
If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse!
856
01:17:16,352 --> 01:17:19,147
-T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!
-I'll be Ann-Margret!
857
01:17:19,230 --> 01:17:21,232
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!
858
01:17:21,315 --> 01:17:23,943
-I'll be General Custer!
-Who'll be the Indian?
859
01:17:24,026 --> 01:17:26,571
We'll let the gooks play the Indians!
860
01:18:05,191 --> 01:18:06,776
You're going home now.
861
01:18:11,197 --> 01:18:12,281
Semper fi.
862
01:18:15,993 --> 01:18:17,661
We're mean Marines, sir.
863
01:18:21,957 --> 01:18:23,208
Go easy, bros.
864
01:18:28,213 --> 01:18:29,673
Better you than me.
865
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,179
At least they died for a good cause.
866
01:18:37,472 --> 01:18:38,973
What cause was that?
867
01:18:41,267 --> 01:18:42,268
Freedom.
868
01:18:43,603 --> 01:18:45,730
Flush out your head gear, New Guy.
869
01:18:48,316 --> 01:18:50,568
You think we waste gooks for freedom?
870
01:18:52,111 --> 01:18:53,904
This is a slaughter.
871
01:18:55,614 --> 01:18:58,200
If I get my balls blown off for a word...
872
01:19:00,285 --> 01:19:02,120
...my word is "poontang."
873
01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:07,709
Tough break for Hand Job.
874
01:19:09,586 --> 01:19:12,172
He was set to get shipped out
on a medical.
875
01:19:14,549 --> 01:19:16,217
What was wrong with him?
876
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,972
He was jerking off ten times a day.
877
01:19:23,349 --> 01:19:26,060
It's no shit. At least ten times a day.
878
01:19:28,604 --> 01:19:32,983
Last week he was sent to Da Nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.
879
01:19:34,443 --> 01:19:37,529
The crazy fucker jerks off
in the waiting room.
880
01:19:39,031 --> 01:19:40,699
Instant Section 8.
881
01:19:42,367 --> 01:19:45,078
He was waiting for his papers
to clear division.
882
01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:49,291
Ready?
883
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,625
Turnover.
884
01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:54,921
Hue city interviews. Roll 34.
885
01:19:59,050 --> 01:20:02,345
This is a major city,
so we have to assault with...
886
01:20:03,262 --> 01:20:05,181
...tanks in the streets.
887
01:20:05,556 --> 01:20:07,475
They send us in first squad...
888
01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:10,394
...to make sure there are no little, uh...
889
01:20:12,396 --> 01:20:15,441
...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.
890
01:20:15,524 --> 01:20:20,154
So we roll the tanks in and basically,
blow the place to hell.
891
01:20:21,572 --> 01:20:24,032
When we're in Hue, in Hue city...
892
01:20:25,242 --> 01:20:27,160
...it's like a war, you know.
893
01:20:29,412 --> 01:20:33,041
Like what I thought about, what I
thought a war was supposed to be.
894
01:20:36,294 --> 01:20:38,213
There's the enemy, kill them.
895
01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:41,716
There's no question about it.
We're the best.
896
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:46,679
It's bullshit about Air Cav. When
the shit hits the fan, who do they call?
897
01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:49,598
They call Mother Green
and her killing machine!
898
01:20:50,599 --> 01:20:52,893
Do I think America belongs in Vietnam?
899
01:20:54,103 --> 01:20:57,189
I don't know. I belong in Vietnam,
I'll tell you that.
900
01:20:58,357 --> 01:20:59,817
Can I quote L.B.J.?
901
01:21:01,985 --> 01:21:03,737
"I will not send...
902
01:21:04,112 --> 01:21:08,074
"...American boys 10,000 miles
around the world...
903
01:21:08,158 --> 01:21:11,411
"...to do a job Asian boys
should be doing for themselves."
904
01:21:14,205 --> 01:21:15,790
Personally, I think...
905
01:21:16,499 --> 01:21:19,127
...they don't want to be involved
in this war.
906
01:21:19,919 --> 01:21:21,546
I think they sort of...
907
01:21:23,005 --> 01:21:27,343
...took away our freedom and gave it
to the gooks. They don't want it.
908
01:21:28,386 --> 01:21:30,471
They'd rather be alive than free.
909
01:21:30,638 --> 01:21:32,223
Poor dumb bastards.
910
01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:36,769
The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty...
911
01:21:37,561 --> 01:21:40,022
...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh....
912
01:21:41,648 --> 01:21:43,275
I'm not real keen on...
913
01:21:43,942 --> 01:21:47,112
...these fellows that are supposedly
on our side.
914
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,657
I keep meeting them
coming the other way.
915
01:21:54,828 --> 01:21:58,373
We get killed for these people
and they don't even appreciate it.
916
01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,834
They think it's a big joke.
917
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:03,961
If you ask me...
918
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:07,131
...we're shooting the wrong gooks.
919
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,468
It depends. I'm here
to take combat photos.
920
01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:14,263
But if the shit gets too thick,
I'll go to the rifle.
921
01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,726
What do I think of America's involvement
in the war?
922
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,394
I think we should win.
923
01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,479
I hate Vietnam.
924
01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:26,817
There's not one horse
in the whole country.
925
01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:30,320
There's something wrong with that.
926
01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:33,990
If they'd send us more guys maybe...
927
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:37,327
...and bomb the hell out of the North,
they might give up.
928
01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:41,164
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam...
929
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:43,666
...the jewel of Southeast Asia.
930
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,543
I wanted to meet...
931
01:22:45,626 --> 01:22:49,005
...interesting people of an ancient culture
and kill them.
932
01:22:51,173 --> 01:22:55,052
I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.
933
01:23:20,201 --> 01:23:22,453
'Morning, little schoolgirl.
934
01:23:23,079 --> 01:23:25,122
I'm a little schoolboy, too.
935
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:30,878
-What you got there?
-Do you want No. 1 fuckee?
936
01:23:32,338 --> 01:23:34,924
Any of you boys want
No. 1 fuckee?
937
01:23:35,299 --> 01:23:37,593
I'm so horny I can't even get
a piece of hand!
938
01:23:37,676 --> 01:23:38,677
Me want suckee.
939
01:23:38,761 --> 01:23:43,599
Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything
you want. Long time.
940
01:23:43,932 --> 01:23:46,518
Everything you want! All right!
941
01:23:46,768 --> 01:23:47,936
How much, chief?
942
01:23:48,019 --> 01:23:49,271
$15 each.
943
01:23:52,607 --> 01:23:54,609
$15 beaucoup money.
944
01:23:55,485 --> 01:23:56,528
$5 each.
945
01:23:57,028 --> 01:23:58,821
Come on, she love you good.
946
01:23:58,947 --> 01:24:01,157
Boom-boom long time. $10.
947
01:24:01,407 --> 01:24:02,283
$5.
948
01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:03,701
No, $10.
949
01:24:04,118 --> 01:24:06,078
Trade you some ARVN rifles.
950
01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:08,748
Never been fired and only dropped once.
951
01:24:10,249 --> 01:24:11,876
Okay, $5. You give me.
952
01:24:15,879 --> 01:24:17,423
Let's get mounted.
953
01:24:22,511 --> 01:24:24,137
Something wrong, chief?
954
01:24:24,304 --> 01:24:26,306
She says no boom-boom with you.
955
01:24:26,473 --> 01:24:27,974
What the motherfuck?
956
01:24:28,225 --> 01:24:30,393
She says soul brother too beaucoup.
957
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:36,149
He's saying you black boys
pack too much meat!
958
01:24:43,322 --> 01:24:46,659
She looks like she could suck
the chrome off a trailer hitch.
959
01:24:47,243 --> 01:24:49,453
She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.
960
01:24:50,329 --> 01:24:51,664
Excuse me, ma'am.
961
01:24:52,832 --> 01:24:56,418
What we have here is a magnificent...
962
01:24:56,502 --> 01:24:59,213
...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake.
963
01:24:59,838 --> 01:25:01,965
But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
964
01:25:03,258 --> 01:25:04,593
Okay. Okay.
965
01:25:11,516 --> 01:25:13,935
-We need a batting order.
-I'm going first.
966
01:25:14,019 --> 01:25:17,313
Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.
967
01:25:17,564 --> 01:25:20,900
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
968
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:27,615
Hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.
969
01:25:28,574 --> 01:25:31,077
-I don't want it after you, man!
-Fuck you!
970
01:26:04,108 --> 01:26:06,444
Intelligence passed the word down...
971
01:26:06,611 --> 01:26:10,197
...that during the night the N. V.A.
pulled out of our area...
972
01:26:10,281 --> 01:26:12,741
...to positions across the Perfume River.
973
01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:17,204
Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.
974
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,071
Face outboard and take cover! Do it!
975
01:27:15,677 --> 01:27:17,428
He ain't going to make it.
976
01:27:28,689 --> 01:27:30,941
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
977
01:27:33,402 --> 01:27:35,779
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
978
01:27:39,450 --> 01:27:41,076
Murph, this is Cowboy.
979
01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:43,954
Crazy's hit. Booby trap.
980
01:27:46,164 --> 01:27:47,124
Wait one.
981
01:27:50,168 --> 01:27:55,048
You're senior NCO. Take charge
and continue with the patrol.
982
01:27:55,340 --> 01:27:57,634
Call in at the next checkpoint. Over.
983
01:27:58,051 --> 01:27:59,636
Roger. Understand.
984
01:28:07,184 --> 01:28:08,644
I'm squad leader.
985
01:28:12,022 --> 01:28:14,149
I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag.
986
01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:18,904
He's dead.
987
01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:09,828
What's up?
988
01:29:10,412 --> 01:29:12,872
We made a mistake at the last checkpoint.
989
01:29:13,832 --> 01:29:15,500
See what you think.
990
01:29:18,419 --> 01:29:20,380
I think we're here...
991
01:29:21,964 --> 01:29:23,966
...and we should be here.
992
01:29:26,469 --> 01:29:27,595
We're here?
993
01:29:28,846 --> 01:29:30,222
We should be here?
994
01:29:45,195 --> 01:29:46,571
What do you think?
995
01:29:48,490 --> 01:29:50,659
I think we should change direction.
996
01:30:07,466 --> 01:30:09,093
We'll change direction.
997
01:30:20,062 --> 01:30:21,104
What's up?
998
01:30:21,897 --> 01:30:23,398
Change in direction.
999
01:30:24,566 --> 01:30:25,776
Are we lost?
1000
01:30:25,901 --> 01:30:27,861
Joker, shut the fuck up!
1001
01:30:29,321 --> 01:30:30,780
Okay, listen up!
1002
01:30:31,615 --> 01:30:32,949
Can you hear me?
1003
01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,618
We're changing direction.
1004
01:30:35,869 --> 01:30:37,704
We're heading over that way.
1005
01:30:37,829 --> 01:30:40,248
Eightball's going to find a way through.
1006
01:30:41,499 --> 01:30:42,500
Got it?
1007
01:30:44,544 --> 01:30:46,546
Eightball, let's dance.
1008
01:30:48,172 --> 01:30:50,174
Put a nigger behind the trigger.
1009
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:10,084
Cease fire!
1010
01:32:10,376 --> 01:32:12,044
Cease fire, goddamn it!
1011
01:32:12,378 --> 01:32:14,713
Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire!
1012
01:32:18,175 --> 01:32:22,012
Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?
1013
01:32:24,264 --> 01:32:25,390
Negative!
1014
01:32:25,474 --> 01:32:28,310
Save your ammo!
Nobody fire till I tell you!
1015
01:32:31,688 --> 01:32:33,898
No! Cease fire! Cease fire!
1016
01:32:34,315 --> 01:32:35,859
Animal, cease fire!
1017
01:32:36,151 --> 01:32:37,819
It's Sergeant Murphy.
1018
01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:40,029
Cowboy. Over.
1019
01:32:40,113 --> 01:32:43,282
Murphy. What is your present position?
Over.
1020
01:32:43,783 --> 01:32:45,868
Receiving enemy sniper fire.
1021
01:32:46,285 --> 01:32:47,578
Eightball is down.
1022
01:32:47,662 --> 01:32:50,498
We're half a klick north
of checkpoint No. 4.
1023
01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:54,293
Possible strong enemy forces in front of us.
1024
01:32:54,627 --> 01:32:57,129
Request immediate tank support. Over.
1025
01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:00,132
Roger. Understand.
1026
01:33:00,215 --> 01:33:02,467
I'll see what I can do. Over.
1027
01:33:05,345 --> 01:33:06,471
Stay close.
1028
01:33:08,348 --> 01:33:12,102
Listen up! I think we're being
set up for an ambush.
1029
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:15,897
There may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings.
1030
01:33:16,314 --> 01:33:18,274
I've requested tank support.
1031
01:33:18,358 --> 01:33:19,776
We'll sit tight...
1032
01:33:20,151 --> 01:33:23,029
...but keep our eyes open.
If they hit us...
1033
01:33:23,196 --> 01:33:25,198
...we'll have to pull back fast.
1034
01:33:26,699 --> 01:33:29,452
Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother!
1035
01:33:29,702 --> 01:33:31,370
Cease your fucking fire!
1036
01:33:32,371 --> 01:33:33,789
We can't leave him !
1037
01:33:33,831 --> 01:33:36,500
We'll get him when the tank comes up.
1038
01:33:36,625 --> 01:33:39,044
He's hit three times! He can't wait!
1039
01:33:39,503 --> 01:33:44,091
That sniper's just trying
to suck us in one at a time.
1040
01:33:47,052 --> 01:33:49,095
Goddamn it! No!
1041
01:33:50,222 --> 01:33:51,848
Goddamn it, cease fire!
1042
01:33:53,308 --> 01:33:55,351
Fuck this shit!
I'm going in to bring him out!
1043
01:33:55,435 --> 01:33:57,937
Sit the fuck down, goddamn it!
1044
01:34:14,787 --> 01:34:17,247
Okay, cease fire! He's there!
1045
01:34:33,096 --> 01:34:34,556
Hold your fire!
1046
01:34:34,764 --> 01:34:36,099
Hold your fire!
1047
01:34:37,016 --> 01:34:39,352
You can't see the sniper!
1048
01:34:39,727 --> 01:34:43,189
Save the ammo! Nobody fire
till I tell you! Nobody!
1049
01:34:49,528 --> 01:34:50,863
Hold your fire!
1050
01:34:52,031 --> 01:34:53,824
What the fuck do we do now?
1051
01:34:55,743 --> 01:34:57,536
Give me that fucking radio.
1052
01:35:01,957 --> 01:35:03,875
Murph? This is Cowboy. Over.
1053
01:35:06,461 --> 01:35:10,757
We're in deep shit. Two men down.
What's the story on the tank? Over.
1054
01:35:12,884 --> 01:35:14,052
Sorry, Cowboy.
1055
01:35:14,094 --> 01:35:16,054
No luck so far with the tank.
1056
01:35:16,262 --> 01:35:18,014
Will advise. Over.
1057
01:35:22,185 --> 01:35:23,853
Numb-nut bastards.
1058
01:35:24,604 --> 01:35:25,980
Okay, listen up!
1059
01:35:28,608 --> 01:35:30,317
Can't wait for the tank.
1060
01:35:30,901 --> 01:35:32,820
They're going to hit us any minute.
1061
01:35:32,903 --> 01:35:34,989
When they do, we won't have time.
1062
01:35:35,281 --> 01:35:37,825
We have to pull out now. Get ready.
1063
01:35:39,368 --> 01:35:40,744
Wait! Hold it!
1064
01:35:41,203 --> 01:35:42,746
Nobody's pulling out!
1065
01:35:43,038 --> 01:35:45,040
There's only one fucking sniper!
1066
01:35:45,123 --> 01:35:46,124
Back off!
1067
01:35:46,583 --> 01:35:49,377
I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out!
1068
01:35:49,586 --> 01:35:51,463
What about Doc Jay and Eightball?
1069
01:35:51,546 --> 01:35:55,258
It's shitty, but we can't refuse
to accept the situation.
1070
01:35:55,467 --> 01:35:57,927
We're not leaving them out there!
1071
01:35:58,052 --> 01:35:59,721
They're wasted!
1072
01:36:00,138 --> 01:36:01,431
You know that!
1073
01:36:01,848 --> 01:36:04,016
Come on, we gotta bring them back.
1074
01:36:04,225 --> 01:36:05,476
Let's do it!
1075
01:36:05,726 --> 01:36:07,853
Stand down! That's a direct order.
1076
01:36:12,149 --> 01:36:15,069
Fuck you, Cowboy!
Fuck all you assholes!
1077
01:36:18,405 --> 01:36:19,490
Goddamn it!
1078
01:36:19,573 --> 01:36:21,241
Fucking son of a bitch!
1079
01:36:21,658 --> 01:36:23,243
You motherfucker!
1080
01:36:44,555 --> 01:36:46,015
Where's the sniper?
1081
01:36:49,518 --> 01:36:51,854
Doc, where's the sniper?
1082
01:37:01,321 --> 01:37:02,239
Shit!
1083
01:37:04,658 --> 01:37:06,368
Shit! Fuck!
1084
01:37:59,877 --> 01:38:02,338
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted!
1085
01:38:04,048 --> 01:38:06,300
There's only one sniper!
1086
01:38:07,885 --> 01:38:10,721
Move up the squad!
You're clear up to here!
1087
01:38:16,602 --> 01:38:18,103
Son of a bitch.
1088
01:38:26,278 --> 01:38:30,115
No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock,
come with me. We'll take a look.
1089
01:38:30,907 --> 01:38:33,159
You stay put and cover our ass!
1090
01:38:33,535 --> 01:38:35,537
We may come back in a big hurry!
1091
01:38:37,330 --> 01:38:39,582
-I'm going with you.
-I'm coming, too.
1092
01:38:41,668 --> 01:38:42,669
All set?
1093
01:38:43,419 --> 01:38:44,378
Let's move!
1094
01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:28,004
Top of the building, round the corner.
1095
01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:49,649
Give me that radio.
1096
01:39:53,236 --> 01:39:54,821
This is Cowboy. Over.
1097
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:09,251
Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot
through the hole!
1098
01:40:23,682 --> 01:40:25,017
That son of a bitch!
1099
01:40:25,058 --> 01:40:26,518
You'll be all right.
1100
01:40:26,601 --> 01:40:28,937
Don't shit me, Joker!
1101
01:40:30,438 --> 01:40:32,732
I'm not. You're my favorite turd.
1102
01:40:40,573 --> 01:40:42,200
Hang on, man! Hang on!
1103
01:40:46,412 --> 01:40:47,705
I can hack it.
1104
01:40:55,546 --> 01:40:57,006
I can hack it.
1105
01:41:55,061 --> 01:41:56,771
Let's go get some payback.
1106
01:42:03,569 --> 01:42:04,529
Okay.
1107
01:42:20,419 --> 01:42:22,129
Watch that fucking hole.
1108
01:42:23,755 --> 01:42:25,257
Give them some smoke.
1109
01:42:41,606 --> 01:42:42,774
Ready?
1110
01:43:24,313 --> 01:43:27,024
Donlon, Rock, that way.
You two, with me.
1111
01:43:33,155 --> 01:43:35,157
Joker, in there! New Guy!
1112
01:45:39,902 --> 01:45:42,321
We got the sniper!
1113
01:46:20,357 --> 01:46:21,483
What's up?
1114
01:46:23,443 --> 01:46:24,987
We got the sniper.
1115
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,667
I saved Joker's ass.
1116
01:46:40,251 --> 01:46:41,586
I got the sniper.
1117
01:46:42,378 --> 01:46:44,505
I fucking blew her away!
1118
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:47,550
Am I bad?
1119
01:46:48,342 --> 01:46:51,262
Am I a life-taker?
Am I a heartbreaker?
1120
01:47:09,946 --> 01:47:11,364
What's she saying?
1121
01:47:15,660 --> 01:47:16,911
She's praying.
1122
01:47:21,499 --> 01:47:23,710
No more boom-boom for this baby-san.
1123
01:47:27,713 --> 01:47:29,840
There's nothing we can do for her.
1124
01:47:31,884 --> 01:47:33,260
She's dead meat.
1125
01:47:40,893 --> 01:47:42,895
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1126
01:47:47,607 --> 01:47:48,942
What about her?
1127
01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:54,364
Fuck her.
1128
01:47:56,241 --> 01:47:57,408
Let her rot.
1129
01:48:14,383 --> 01:48:16,302
We can't just leave her here.
1130
01:48:19,805 --> 01:48:21,098
Hey, asshole...
1131
01:48:22,182 --> 01:48:23,642
...Cowboy's wasted.
1132
01:48:24,977 --> 01:48:26,812
You're fresh out of friends.
1133
01:48:28,647 --> 01:48:30,440
I'm running this squad now.
1134
01:48:30,607 --> 01:48:33,652
And I say we leave the gook
for the mother-loving rats.
1135
01:48:38,615 --> 01:48:40,700
I'm not trying to run this squad.
1136
01:48:43,786 --> 01:48:46,414
I'm just saying we can't leave her like this.
1137
01:48:57,007 --> 01:48:59,343
Shoot...me.
1138
01:49:01,929 --> 01:49:03,138
Shoot...
1139
01:49:04,264 --> 01:49:05,307
...me.
1140
01:49:17,777 --> 01:49:20,113
If you want to waste her, go on...
1141
01:49:23,157 --> 01:49:24,367
...waste her.
1142
01:49:48,932 --> 01:49:50,100
Shoot.
1143
01:50:41,816 --> 01:50:45,778
We'll have to put you up
for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly!
1144
01:50:50,199 --> 01:50:51,701
Hardcore, man.
1145
01:50:54,537 --> 01:50:56,163
Fucking hardcore.
1146
01:51:14,055 --> 01:51:18,143
We have nailed our names
in the pages of history enough for today.
1147
01:51:19,686 --> 01:51:23,690
We hump down to the Perfume River
to set in for the night.
1148
01:51:33,449 --> 01:51:36,994
"We play fair and we work hard
And we're in harmony
1149
01:51:37,870 --> 01:51:41,582
"M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1150
01:51:46,628 --> 01:51:49,422
"Forever let us hold our banner high
1151
01:51:51,216 --> 01:51:53,134
"Boys and girls from far and near
1152
01:51:53,176 --> 01:51:55,053
"You're welcome as can be
1153
01:51:55,637 --> 01:51:59,474
"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
1154
01:52:00,183 --> 01:52:02,310
"Who's the leader of the club...."
1155
01:52:02,852 --> 01:52:06,731
My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...
1156
01:52:07,356 --> 01:52:12,319
...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
1157
01:52:14,029 --> 01:52:16,365
I am so happy that I am alive...
1158
01:52:16,907 --> 01:52:19,201
...in one piece, and short.
1159
01:52:21,078 --> 01:52:23,747
I'm in a world of shit, yes.
1160
01:52:24,581 --> 01:52:26,083
But I am alive.
1161
01:52:26,792 --> 01:52:28,460
And I am not afraid.
85071
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