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So according to the agency,
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this is it.
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I was probably nervous the first time I met my dad.
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Can't say I remember it though.
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You were only about three minutes old.
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Yeah it's only taken you what, three decades?
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At least you'll remember it,
for the rest of your life.
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Do you think he'd be able to tell
me anything about mum's suicide?
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Or why he decided to, you know.
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All of that.
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Just remember, he's probably just
as nervous about all this as you are.
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Call me when you're ready, okay?
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Hello.
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You must be Dylan.
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Albert's just through there. He has
mobility issues so I tend to look after him.
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Oh, I can see the resemblance now.
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He's here.
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Sorry have I come at a bad time?
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It's just the email said 3 p.m.
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No, it's delightful to have
a new face in the house.
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Isn't it Elsie?
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Would you like a cup of tea young man?
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Look at you, my baby boy.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not going to ask you to sit on my lap.
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So you know I'm Dylan, right?
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Dylan Brookes.
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Just in case there's been some sort of um...
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...mix up.
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Well, it's all in the DNA isn't it?
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For years and years,
I've been thinking about what I'd say
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countless times if I ever met my um,
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either of my...
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Do you want a biscuit?
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They'll be a bit soggy.
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No, thank you.
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So tell me, son,
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how's your little life been?
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Yeah,
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I've done okay.
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I run my own business.
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Property development.
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Bastard.
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I live with my soon to be wife, Anna.
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She also runs her own business...
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It's coming.
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...cake decorating.
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Did you hear that Elsie?
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My boy's a businessman.
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Does that mean you're really clever then?
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A billy big brains businessman?
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No, I don't think so.
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I just work really hard.
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I help Albert do his business.
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Do you want a little
scraping of your dad's cheese?
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Leave it out.
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He doesn't want any of his dad's cheese.
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Do you son?
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No, I'm good.
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I'm sorry we haven't got any haggis.
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So how long has she been with you?
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Too long.
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I'm probably going to have to let her go soon.
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Here, show us yours.
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My what?
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Your lass! Your bird.
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Oh.
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Bloody hell. Oh now, she's a beauty.
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Yeah, I'm a very lucky man.
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She's one of the most caring -
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Great tits.
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The cheese lady's here!
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Now, don't let the whiff put you off.
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The more you eat, the less I'll have to.
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Are you deaf?!
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Don't look at him, look at me!
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You've got five seconds to leave the room.
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Now show us that picture of the tits again.
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I can't.
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My phone's about to die.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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I'll have to use my imagination
instead then, won't I?
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[ Elsie crying and banging ]
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Is she ok?
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I'm fucked if I know.
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Are you okay?
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Did you come for the cheese platter?
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Your head is bleeding.
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You're a kind young man aren't you.
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Such a lovely boy.
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You smell like heaven.
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I think she needs medical attention.
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She's here to attend to me.
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Don't you care at all?
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[ Big wet fart ]
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What the hell is wrong with you?!
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Ah, there it is.
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That's my boy.
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It's just like holding up a mirror.
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What? Are you on drugs?
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You know that's not the way to talk to your old man.
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You haven't been my old man
for twenty-nine years.
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I don't know what I was expecting.
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Did you want to play catch in the garden?
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Or did you want your daddy to
show you how to play with your...
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...little pecker?
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Right.
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I'm off.
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Goodbye.
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Goodness knows what my mother saw in you.
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You should ask her.
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She's dead.
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I assumed you knew.
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What?
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She jumped off a bridge did she?
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And floated away.
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Yes, as a matter of fact.
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And you probably drove her to it.
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She's very much alive,
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and only I can say exactly where she is.
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But first,
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come and give your daddy a kiss.
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What?
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I said, give your daddy a kiss.
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Go on young man, give him a kiss.
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Stop it.
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Come on.
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I promise.
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No tongues to begin with.
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Christ!
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You know what?
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Fuck you people!
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Albert, he's just like you, two peas in a pod!
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I am nothing like you!
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You're disgusting!
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And you!
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You need your head seeing to.
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Please, just give him a kiss!
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Oh my boy!
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Still digging in to his roots,
but doesn't like what he's digging up!
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Why don't you ask your mother
how that suicide went?!
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Go on mummy's boy!
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Keep digging.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Knock at the door ]
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Hello. You must be Anna.
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Albert's through there.
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He has mobility issues so I tend to look after him.
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Bless him.
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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Uh, yeah thanks very much.
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Dylan's just through there, right?
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If you love something, set it free.
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If it comes back, it's yours, if not...
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...Do you want a biscuit?
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No, thanks.
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They're just through there, right?
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They'll be a bit soggy.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Anna!
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Ah! That's the ticket.
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