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(whistling music continues)
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(whistling music continues)
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(whistling music continues)
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(whistling music continues)
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- [Stacey] Here, try.
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- Needs a bit more salt.
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- [Chris] It smells good in here!
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- You're late!
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- What's up, Katie?
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- [Katie] Hey, Chris.
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- Well, I just came down from
Lake Street, saw the game.
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We're up.
- I'm gonna start putting up-
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- [Chris] How is tasting?
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- Where's the cake?
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- Huh?
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- I told you to pick up your
sister's cake from Fortunado's.
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I texted you about it.
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(water rushes)
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- I'll go right back out.
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Where's your purse?
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You got some cash?
- [Cook] No, it's fine.
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I'll grab it.
- I'll go.
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I will, I'll go back out.
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- You gotta get ready.
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Would you bring over that trash can?
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(bottles clatter)
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- What happened with this kid?
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I thought he was coming over
to fix the garbage disposal?
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- Matt?
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No, Matt did other
things around the house.
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- What things?
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What are the other things?
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What are you talking about?
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- He hung lights for the party,
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helped your mother in the shed.
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- What's he coming around
hanging lights for?
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- He'll come back next
week to fix the sink.
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- [Chris] I will fix it, all right?
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- Chris, could you stop?
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You're getting in my way.
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- I got it.
- So excited,
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Our Gia got engaged.
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What is going on here?
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Chrissy, have you been drinking?
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- Ma, come on. (chuckles)
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- Stacey, pass me the wooden spoon, honey.
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This is gonna stick to the bottom
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if you don't keep stirring it.
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- Chris thinks he can fix the disposal.
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You remember when he
tried to fix the leak?
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- [Ma] Jesus, Mary.
- I didn't have the right
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tools for that!
- [Stacey] Uh-huh.
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- That wasn't that bad.
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- Oh Chrissy, leave that
to professionals, honey.
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Why don't you go inside and
go watch the game, sweetheart?
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Relax.
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Go ahead.
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(water rushes)
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(footsteps reced)
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- [Announcer] Third right, low down.
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(Chris exhales)
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(TV chatters)
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(ominous music)
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- [Stacey] I'm going to grab the cake.
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Anyone need anything else?
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- [Katie] No, we're good, no.
- [Ma] Uh-uh.
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- [Chris] "Thirsty Thursday"?
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How come you never wore these for me, huh?
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- What are you doing?
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- (chuckles) How come you
never wore these for me?
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- God, I was just folding the laundry.
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- Where's your "Freaky Friday", huh?
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- Oh my god, stop.
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Your sister's gonna
be here in an hour.
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I gotta go get the cake.
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(ominous music)
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What?
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- What's that on your neck?
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What is that?
- What are you talking about?
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- [Katie] Hey Stace,
we're gonna need more ice.
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- All right.
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You wanna come with?
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- [Katie] Yeah, sure.
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- [Stacey] Come on, let's go.
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Okay, let's go.
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- [Katie] See you later.
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- See you later.
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(door shuts)
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(TV chatters)
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(crowd applauds)
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(static hums)
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(door knocks)
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- I heard about a garbage
disposal that needs fixing?
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- My husband can't seem to
fix anything around the house.
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- [Plumber] Well, why don't you show me
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where I could put these hands to work.
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(ominous music)
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(ominous music continues)
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(ominous music continues)
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(wrench thunders)
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(ominous music continues)
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(wrench thunders)
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(ominous music continues)
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(tools clatter)
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- [Video Player] Any noise
and not turning on at all,
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the first thing you wanna do
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is press this little button underneath.
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Now, if you take a few
steps and you can hear
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the garbage disposal making
noise, but if it's not turning,
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you want to explore-
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- [Chris] Shit!
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- [Video Player] Put it down underneath
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and you're gonna feel some resistance.
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What you're gonna wanna do is
basically force that to spin.
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All right?
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(ominous music)
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(guests chatter)
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- [Second Guest] He said
it's gonna cost me $10,000.
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Can you believe that?
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- [Ma] That's great.
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(guests chatter)
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- Wait until you see, guys.
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- I wanna show you something.
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- [Stacey] What?
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Okay, Mr. Handyman.
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- No, really, I wanna show you something.
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It's a surprise.
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- Stacey, cut me a baby piece, honey,
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like a little grand baby piece.
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Oh, I can't wait for you
to make me a grandma.
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I am so ready.
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(guests chatter)
(knife clangs)
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- To my baby sister, Gia.
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She's getting married!
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Wow!
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Marriage, huh?
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Marriage is a sacred thing.
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You know?
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Marriage is a sacred thing.
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Do you wanna know the secret
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to a happy marriage?
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I'll tell you.
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The secret to a happy marriage
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is never,
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never
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to have secrets.
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- Cheers.
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- [Katie] Cheers to Gia and Tony!
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- [Second Guest] Cheers!
- Salut!
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Congratulations.
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I love you, my kids.
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- [Gigi] Thank you all for coming.
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- [Ma] Beautiful.
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- [Katie] Thanks for having us.
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(glass clinks)
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(tense music)
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(plate clatters)
(Stacey exhales)
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(tense music continues)
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(water rushes)
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(tense music continues)
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- What's going on with Chris?
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(Stacey sighs)
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- I don't...
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(ring clinks)
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Shit!
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- [Katie] Wait, what happened?
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- Oh fuck!
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- Hey, chill out.
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- [Stacey] My ring!
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- Relax, relax.
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- No, it's fine.
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I'll get it.
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- [Katie] Hey, whoa, wait.
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You won't get it like that.
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- [Stacey] I will, it's broken.
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- Hey, calm down.
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- [Stacey] Will you get the light?
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- That's not how you...
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Sure.
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(disposal whirs)
(bones crunch)
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- Oh god.
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- [Katie] Holy shit!
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- [Stacey] Oh god!
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- Stacey?
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Oh my god.
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Okay, let's sit down.
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Chris!
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Fuck, look at me.
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It's okay, breath in and out.
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Breath in, out.
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In, out.
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Chris!
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Hey, just look at me.
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- [Chris] What is it, huh?
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What? What is it?
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- [Katie] It's gonna be okay.
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(ominous music)
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I'm so sorry, I love you.
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(ominous music continues)
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(rumbling music)
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