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[♪♪]
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POTTER:
Uh, there’s witches
up there. See?
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See? See?
Heh-heh.
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They changed
the witch sign
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from an old hag witch
to a pretty young witch.
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And the cops are
going up there right now,
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and they’re gonna get ’em
for taking the bedwarmer.
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Sam, I don’t wanna spend
the first day
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of what I laughingly call
a vacation, in jail.
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But, sweetheart,
it isn’t my fault
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that the bedwarmer
followed me back
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from the House of
Seven Gables.
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Sam, we’re harboring
a hot bedwarmer.
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Now, will you please zap it back
to where it belongs.
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Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
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Now, don’t you think
I have
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a moral obligation
to help him?
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I think you have
a moral obligation
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to see that we stay
out of jail.
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Ow!
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Sam, if you don’t
get rid of that, I will.
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With an axe.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Who is it?
OFFICER: Open up. Police.
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[♪♪]
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Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
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What’s the matter?
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He doesn’t
wanna go.
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Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
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Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.
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Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won’t work.
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You witches have
the dumbest rules.
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And at the dumbest times.
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[KNOCKING]
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OFFICER:
Open up in there.
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I’d better
hide it.
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[♪♪]
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Boy, are you
stubborn.
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[KNOCKING]
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Coming.
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Oh. Hello,
Miss Ferndale.
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We’d like to talk
to you about something.
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You mind if
we come in?
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Uh, not at all.
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Is that him?
Yes. And that’s her.
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And if you don’t mind,
I’m going to
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look for my bedwarmer.
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Oh, Miss Ferndale.
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We just brought
you up here
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to make the identification.
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The rest is up to us.
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Oh. Very well.
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I’ll never
understand
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how you thought you could
get away with it.
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With what?
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Officer, please
call me
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as soon as you recover
the bedwarmer.
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I certainly
will.
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[♪♪]
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You were both at the House
of the Seven Gables today?
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Uh, that’s
right.
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Have either one
of you
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any knowledge of
a bedwarmer?
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I-- I do.
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Uh, first, you put
the hot coals inside,
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a-and then you
pass it between
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the cold sheets
to warm them.
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I don’t think
you understand.
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This valuable antique
was missing
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from the House of
the Seven Gables today,
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right after
you people left.
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W-- Now, wait a minute.
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Uh, you’re not implying
that we stole it?
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Oh, uh, of course not,
sweetheart.
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The officers are just
doing their duty.
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When they find out
they have
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the wrong party,
I’m sure they’ll apo--
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[♪♪]
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--logize.
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Wrong party,
huh?
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O-officer, we are
telling the truth.
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We did not steal it.
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No? What did it do?
Follow you here?
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Yes. As a matter
of fact, it did.
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Wiseacre remarks are not
going to help you.
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You’re both
under arrest.
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She had nothing
to do with it.
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Okay. Then
you’re under arrest.
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[♪♪]
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[GRUNTING]
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It’s, uh...
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heavier than it looks.
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Excuse me.
May I?
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Now, I want you
to go
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with these nice
gentlemen.
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And I want you to stay put
until you hear from me.
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I don’t want you to do
anything rash.
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You understand?
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[♪♪]
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Grab it.
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Grab what?
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The bedwarmer.
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You grab it.
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OFFICER:
All right,
let’s go.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
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ENDORA:
Up here, Samantha.
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Oh. Uh, Mother,
you have to help me.
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Just a minute.
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I’m looking over the agenda
for tonight’s meeting.
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But it’s
an emergency.
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Oh. What is it?
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The police have arrested Darrin
for stealing that bedwarmer.
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And?
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He’s in jail.
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You call that
an emergency?
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That’s not funny.
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ENDORA:
Excuse me.
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Why are you
so upset?
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What’s the worst
that can happen? Uh--
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They’ll put Durwood away
for a week or a month.
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Or a year at the most...
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if we’re lucky.
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Mother, sometimes
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you can be
positively vicious.
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Thank you, my precious pet.
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Yeah. Now, now, look.
They cannot hold Darrin
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if I can get rid
of the evidence.
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Uh, now, I have to
find the spell
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that’ll turn that bedwarmer
back to its original form.
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The only one who
can tell you that
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is the witch
who cast it.
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Well, I know that.
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That’s why I want you
to put me on the agenda
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so I can ask if
anyone knows about it.
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Well, it’s a pretty
long agenda right now.
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We probably won’t
get to you tonight.
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Mother...
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either I am first
on the agenda,
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or Daddy is
going to find out
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all about you and
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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What is there
to find out?
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The dear man was
kind enough
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to put his cape down
over a puddle for me.
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You invited him
home to dinner.
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So what?
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Mother, uh,
when you sent me
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to bed after dinner...
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I didn’t go to bed.
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Oh, heh. Guess who’s
first on the agenda?
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All right. All right.
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It’s time to get started.
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Let’s settle down,
shall we?
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As chairlady...
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I declare
the Centennial Convocation
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of the Witches of the World
to be in session.
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The first on the agenda
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is my daughter,
Samantha.
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Thank you.
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You have 10 seconds.
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What? How can
I explain
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the problem
in 10 seconds?
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You now have
eight seconds.
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Uh, I-- I want to know
if anyone here
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has any knowledge
of an incident
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that apparently took place
during the witch hunts.
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It involves
a bedwarmer.
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Well, we have to move on.
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The next order
of business--
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Mother, please.
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Now what?
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Will you try?
You try.
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Send a message out to
the atmospheric continuum.
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Oh.
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Very well.
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Will those in front
move back a bit?
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There may be
a little fallout.
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Sparks fly up
And fire rise
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While I the air
Do mesmerize
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Find the one
Who cast the spell
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And bring him
To this ferny dell
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[♪♪]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Well, we should have
an answer within a few minutes.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, that’ll give me time
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to pop down to jail
and see Darrin.
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Uh, he’s going to be
tickled
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when he finds out
how cooperative you’ve been.
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Tsk. I may be ill.
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[KISSES]
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[SIGHS]
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[♪♪]
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[MAN SNORING, GROANING]
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I’ll go quietly,
officer.
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Oh. Oh.
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Can’t you stop
snoring?
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Only if I stop
sleeping.
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Forget it.
Go back to sleep.
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Can’t. Once I’m up, I’m up
for the rest of the--
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[SNORING]
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[♪♪]
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Sam, what are you
doing here?
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Suppose somebody
sees you?
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I just dropped in
for a minute
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to tell you the good news.
[MAN GROANS]
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Mother just sent out a call
to find the person
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who put the spell
on that bedwarmer.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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They’re back.
The witches are back.
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You’d better cut out
of here quick.
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Okay. Bye-bye, sweetheart.
See you in court.
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All right now.
What’s all the fuss?
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Wouldn’t
believe me when
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I told you there was
witches, huh?
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Explain to me
how she got in here.
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Who?
Her.
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What--? W-what
happened to her?
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Mr. Potter...
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go back to sleep.
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And have another
nightmare?
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Not me.
[DOOR CLOSES]
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I’m gonna stay awake
all night.
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Good. That’s
the first break
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I’ve had all day.
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[♪♪]
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[SNORING]
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[♪♪]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Oh, Samantha. We’ve
been waiting for you.
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Has anything happened?
Uh, yes.
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Uh, the witch who cast
that spell just arrived.
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Uh, she’s over there
with your mother.
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHUCKLES]
Serena.
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Might have known.
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Oh!
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Oh, there
you are, darling.
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Look what the atmospheric
continuum blew in.
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Hi, Serena.
Hi, Sammy.
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Figures.
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Okay. Uh, just
give me the spell
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you used to
change him.
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Oh, you’ve got
to be kidding.
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That was
300 years ago.
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I can’t remember
that far back.
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She has a hard enough
time remembering
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what happened
yesterday.
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Ha-ha-ha! Thanks,
Auntie Endora.
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Well, I have to get back
to the palace
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before the maharajah’s wives
return from the seashore.
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Uh-uh.
No, no.
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You’re not going
anywhere.
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Not until
we straighten this out.
259
00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:24,321
Mother?
Now what?
260
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:26,824
What you are
going to do is
261
00:12:26,824 --> 00:12:28,450
send her back
to old Salem
262
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,953
so she can re-create
the incident
263
00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:33,080
and sharpen
her memory.
264
00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:37,209
Okay. Let’s get
this show on the road.
265
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:43,507
ENDORA:
Winds blow
And stars turn round
266
00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:48,262
Into the past
With the speed of sound
267
00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:52,349
Take this witch
To the time and place
268
00:12:52,349 --> 00:12:56,895
Back to the scene
Of Salem’s disgrace
269
00:12:56,895 --> 00:12:58,939
[WIND HOWLING]
270
00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:01,442
[♪♪]
271
00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:30,304
Uh, uh--
Uh, Serena.
272
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:33,390
Widow Patterson.
What has happened to thee?
273
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,726
I am accused of being a witch.
274
00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:37,686
[♪♪]
275
00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:42,649
Oh.
276
00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,404
[LAUGHING]
277
00:13:47,404 --> 00:13:50,157
Oh, Serena. Thou art
too much.
278
00:13:50,157 --> 00:13:51,366
[KISSES]
279
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,827
Oh. Thy lovely wench.
280
00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:56,080
[♪♪]
281
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:03,420
Mm. Mm-hm-hm.
282
00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:07,758
[LAUGHS]
283
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,134
Ooh.
284
00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:11,095
MAN:
Serena.
Ah!
285
00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:15,140
Serena. Well, what
art thou doing?
286
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,267
Well, I’m not
picking cotton.
287
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:19,103
What can I do
for you, chum?
288
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:20,562
What are those...
289
00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,772
lips?
290
00:14:21,772 --> 00:14:23,315
Groovy, huh?
291
00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:26,610
Why is thy speech suddenly
so strange to mine ears?
292
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:30,239
Don’t ask me.
I’m not an ear doctor.
293
00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:32,574
Have you ever
heard of knocking
294
00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:34,660
before you enter
a lady’s house?
295
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,788
Well, we have no secrets from
each other, have we, sweetest?
296
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,289
[CHUCKLES]
297
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:41,583
Hast thou thought about
my proposal?
298
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,752
What proposal?
Oh.
299
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:47,089
Oh. Y-you mean about
getting married.
300
00:14:47,089 --> 00:14:49,466
Oh, get up, Newton.
301
00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:51,885
We had a lovely weekend.
Why spoil it?
302
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:55,597
Spoil it? I just wanna
make it last forever and a day.
303
00:14:56,515 --> 00:14:58,976
I might consider a day...
304
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:00,602
but you can forget about
forever.
305
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:03,605
Oh, Serena. I shall
never leave thy side.
306
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:07,734
That could make things
a bit awkward.
307
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,947
Art thou expecting somebody?
308
00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:13,407
No. But you never know
309
00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:15,492
when the witch hunters
might barge in.
310
00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:17,494
Not that we couldn’t
barge out,
311
00:15:17,494 --> 00:15:19,663
but...oh, it’s just
such a nuisance.
312
00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:24,042
Aye. And my witchcraft
isn’t all it should be.
313
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,669
That’s not
the only thing.
314
00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:26,879
Hm?
315
00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:28,672
Oh, that reminds me.
316
00:15:28,672 --> 00:15:32,676
Uh, Captain Nichols stopped me
on the street the other day
317
00:15:32,676 --> 00:15:36,180
and asked me a lot of
questions about you.
318
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,015
No.
Yes.
319
00:15:38,015 --> 00:15:40,392
Y-you mean, they suspect me?
320
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,188
Uh, w-what did you tell him?
321
00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:45,981
Well,
I just said--
322
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:47,316
[KNOCKING]
323
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:49,193
[SWEETLY]
Who is it?
324
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:50,611
Captain
Nichols.
325
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:53,280
It is he. He knows
I am here.
326
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,489
He’s coming after me.
327
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:57,534
C-c-come. W-we had
best vanish.
328
00:15:57,534 --> 00:16:01,580
I’m not going to vanish
till I finish my hair.
329
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,541
But perhaps you had best.
330
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,127
Yes. Yes, it--
It might be wise.
331
00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:09,046
[SNAPS]
332
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:12,925
See? When I’m nervous,
my powers keep failing me.
333
00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:14,676
So I’ve noticed.
334
00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:15,886
[KNOCKING]
335
00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:17,137
What am I to do?
336
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:19,389
I know. I know.
337
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,433
I’ll change you into
something inanimate.
338
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,726
What would you
like to be?
339
00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:25,229
I-it makes little
difference. Just do it.
340
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:26,772
[TITTERS]
341
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,901
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snickety snack
342
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,820
This spell will give you
Just what you lack
343
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,824
Courage and calm
Particularly the former
344
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,494
Zippity-zappity
You’re now a bedwarmer
345
00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:42,537
Oh, no. Not--
346
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:45,249
[LAUGHS]
Oh. Cute.
347
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,710
[♪♪]
348
00:16:52,756 --> 00:16:54,049
[GIGGLES]
349
00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,926
No, you don’t.
350
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,013
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
351
00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:01,932
Coming.
352
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,565
What took thee
so long to answer?
353
00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:14,278
Wouldst have me come to
the door half-dressed?
354
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:16,530
Why not?
355
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:19,992
[GASPS]
356
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,411
Oh!
357
00:17:22,411 --> 00:17:24,705
She’ll be back
in a moment.
358
00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:28,292
This is getting to be
a drag, Auntie Endora.
359
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:31,169
One more unwelcome
interruption,
360
00:17:31,169 --> 00:17:34,339
and I am going to
freak out.
361
00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:35,632
Never mind that.
362
00:17:35,632 --> 00:17:37,217
Court’s about to go
into session.
363
00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:38,635
Did you remember
the spell?
364
00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:40,554
Yes.
365
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:42,431
But I’ve been thinking.
366
00:17:42,431 --> 00:17:43,890
If you change Newton back,
367
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,476
he’s gonna start
bugging me again.
368
00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:48,520
W-well, I’m sorry
about that, Serena,
369
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,064
but it’s the only way
I can clear Darrin.
370
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:53,191
It is, huh?
371
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:54,776
You sure?
372
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,361
Positive.
373
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,197
Sammy...
374
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,491
would it really be
so terrible
375
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:03,327
if Ding-dong
376
00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:05,996
spent one or two years
in jail?
377
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:10,667
What?! You give me
that spell!
378
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:15,088
Gee. It was
just a suggestion.
379
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:16,632
[LAUGHING]
380
00:18:19,092 --> 00:18:21,053
[♪♪]
381
00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:26,099
Hi there.
382
00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:27,309
Well...
383
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:28,518
you’re early.
384
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:29,853
Courtroom’s right down
the hall.
385
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:32,689
Won’t be in session
for another half hour.
386
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:36,902
I know. Um, I-I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
387
00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,028
What’s that?
388
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:42,115
[YAWNS]
389
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:44,326
[♪♪]
390
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:45,869
Sleep tight.
391
00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,711
[SNAPS, UNLOCKS]
392
00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:00,967
Will you behave
yourself?
393
00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:07,974
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snicker-y snack
394
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,352
This is the spell
That will change you back
395
00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:12,145
First a warlock
Then a bedwarmer
396
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:15,315
Zippity-zappity
Now you’re the former
397
00:19:15,315 --> 00:19:17,859
Oh, Serena, my dearest.
Ow. Uh--
398
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:19,319
You look lovely
as a blond.
399
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:21,863
Newton, I am not S-Serena.
What?
400
00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:24,408
No, I-I-I’m
her cousin, Samantha.
401
00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:25,784
Oh, she must have
told you about me.
402
00:19:25,784 --> 00:19:27,202
Oh, yes. How do
you do, Samantha?
403
00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:28,412
How do you do?
404
00:19:28,412 --> 00:19:30,580
Now, where is
my darling Serena?
405
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,791
That was a rotten trick
she pulled on me,
406
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:34,751
but I still dig that chick.
407
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:38,130
"Dig?" "Chick?"
408
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:41,216
How did a 300-year-old
bedwarmer get so hip?
409
00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:44,636
By keeping my ears open
and my lid shut.
410
00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:48,098
Now, take me to Serena.
411
00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:51,226
Well, I-I think there’s
something you should know.
412
00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:52,436
Yes?
413
00:19:52,436 --> 00:19:54,604
In exchange for giving me
the spell,
414
00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:57,274
your darling Serena
made me promise
415
00:19:57,274 --> 00:20:00,527
that you would never
bother her again. Ever.
416
00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:02,446
Under any circumstances.
417
00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:03,989
She said that?
418
00:20:03,989 --> 00:20:05,615
Yes.
419
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:07,951
You know, maybe I ought to
forget about her.
420
00:20:07,951 --> 00:20:09,453
Good idea.
421
00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:10,954
And start
thinking about you.
422
00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:12,289
No, forget it,
Newton.
423
00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:13,790
I’ve been out of
circulation so long.
424
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,500
Well, a little bit
longer can’t hurt.
425
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,043
Let’s bring you
up-to-date.
426
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,295
[SNAPS]
427
00:20:18,295 --> 00:20:20,464
Oh, lovely.
Mm-hm.
428
00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:22,841
Where are we going?
To court.
429
00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:25,886
Terrific. Whom am I
going to be courting?
430
00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:29,973
Brother. Do you have
a one-track mind.
431
00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:31,099
True, true.
432
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,351
[♪♪]
433
00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:34,895
Robbed?
434
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:41,651
Told you
I had a plan.
435
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,154
Some plan, stealing
the evidence.
436
00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:45,363
Some gratitude.
437
00:20:45,363 --> 00:20:46,573
How can you
say that to
438
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:48,909
this lovely lady
who liberated me?
439
00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:52,329
I can say it because
this lovely lady is my wife.
440
00:20:52,329 --> 00:20:54,164
Oh?
441
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:55,790
Oh.
442
00:20:58,585 --> 00:20:59,961
Oh.
443
00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,546
Miss-- Miss Ferndale, hello--
444
00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:02,923
Sit down, Newton.
445
00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:06,676
She only knows you
as a bedwarmer.
446
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,595
True. I’ve been
hanging there
447
00:21:08,595 --> 00:21:11,014
for years
admiring her.
448
00:21:11,014 --> 00:21:13,141
[♪♪]
449
00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:22,025
Will
the defendant
450
00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:23,860
please approach
the bench?
451
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,951
Now, the evidence
seems to be missing.
452
00:21:30,951 --> 00:21:32,369
You wouldn’t
happen to know
453
00:21:32,369 --> 00:21:33,703
anything about that,
would you?
454
00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:36,790
Me? Your Honor,
I was locked up all night.
455
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:39,000
Uh, e-excuse me,
Your-- Your Honor.
456
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,877
Uh, perhaps I can
explain.
457
00:21:40,877 --> 00:21:43,630
She’s the defendant’s
wife, Your Honor.
458
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,048
Yes?
459
00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:47,175
Well, I-I don’t know
whether the officers
460
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,678
mentioned this
in their report or not,
461
00:21:49,678 --> 00:21:53,807
but, uh, that was
a very unusual bedwarmer.
462
00:21:56,476 --> 00:21:57,936
What is she talking about?
463
00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,105
I haven’t the slightest
idea, Your Honor.
464
00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:01,231
Me either. Heh.
465
00:22:04,568 --> 00:22:06,027
Although come to
think of it,
466
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:07,529
a lot of things
that bedwarmer did
467
00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:08,863
were pretty quirky.
468
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,700
Quirky?
469
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,119
Yeah. Weird.
470
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,537
It wouldn’t let us
lift it.
471
00:22:15,537 --> 00:22:16,913
Yeah, only her.
472
00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:21,251
Then she told it to do
what she said, and it did.
473
00:22:21,251 --> 00:22:22,711
It did, huh?
474
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,213
Yes. Hopped
right over to us.
475
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,090
Hopped?
476
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,426
Practically did
a little jig.
477
00:22:29,426 --> 00:22:32,846
Then when the sergeant
had me put it in the closet...
478
00:22:32,846 --> 00:22:34,598
it tried to bite me.
479
00:22:34,598 --> 00:22:36,600
Oh.
480
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,603
How long has it been since
these men have had a vacation?
481
00:22:39,603 --> 00:22:41,229
Too long.
482
00:22:42,272 --> 00:22:44,524
My apologies
to you.
483
00:22:44,524 --> 00:22:46,526
Case is
dismissed.
484
00:22:46,526 --> 00:22:48,278
Uh, w-wait.
485
00:22:48,278 --> 00:22:50,280
Uh, Judge Ferguson,
486
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,073
what about my bedwarmer?
487
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:54,200
Well, I don’t know,
Miss Ferndale,
488
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,162
but we certainly have
no case against this man.
489
00:22:57,162 --> 00:22:59,080
Do-- D-do you mean
to say that
490
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,957
I’m not going
to get it back?
491
00:23:00,957 --> 00:23:02,792
That’s just terrible.
492
00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,210
I demand
an investigation.
493
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,795
After all, I’m
missing a bedwarmer.
494
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:07,297
Now, I want it back.
I understand.
495
00:23:07,297 --> 00:23:09,174
FERNDALE:
What are you going
to do about it?
496
00:23:09,174 --> 00:23:11,801
JUDGE:
Well, you see, the--
The evidence went missing...
497
00:23:11,801 --> 00:23:13,303
[FERNDALE SPEAKS
INDISTINCTLY]
498
00:23:17,015 --> 00:23:18,600
I’m sorry,
Miss Ferndale,
499
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,893
but we have
no evidence.
500
00:23:19,893 --> 00:23:22,896
And without evidence,
we cannot prosecute.
501
00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:24,272
And as for
the bedwarmer,
502
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,066
I cannot return
that which
503
00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:27,567
seemingly
never existed.
504
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,944
Now, I don’t know what
you mean by "no evidence."
505
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:32,113
The evidence is
the bedwarmer is missing.
506
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:33,323
Uh, forgive me.
What? Yes?
507
00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,949
Forgive me
for intruding.
508
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:37,786
But perhaps the bedwarmer
can be replaced.
509
00:23:37,786 --> 00:23:39,579
Uh--
510
00:23:39,579 --> 00:23:40,789
Who are you?
511
00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:42,290
Uh, this is Newton.
512
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:45,126
He’s sort of an expert
on bedwarmers.
513
00:23:46,378 --> 00:23:48,797
Oh. Well...
514
00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:51,800
the one we had
was very unique.
515
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,967
Oh,
thank you.
516
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,928
I mean, uh,
is that true?
517
00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:56,846
Well, just keep
your fingers crossed.
518
00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:58,556
It may show up yet.
519
00:23:58,556 --> 00:23:59,849
And if it doesn’t,
520
00:23:59,849 --> 00:24:02,102
I personally guarantee
I will duplicate it.
521
00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:04,771
Duplicate it? How?
522
00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:06,314
By witchcraft, of course.
523
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,482
What?
524
00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:09,275
Uh, Newton.
525
00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:11,319
I don’t think
it’s very nice
526
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,279
to tease someone
who lives in Salem
527
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,032
just because they once
believed in witches.
528
00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:18,034
I’m sorry.
529
00:24:18,034 --> 00:24:19,661
[LAUGHS LIGHTLY]
530
00:24:19,661 --> 00:24:21,204
Dear lady...
531
00:24:21,204 --> 00:24:22,622
why don’t
we have lunch
532
00:24:22,622 --> 00:24:23,998
and discuss the whole matter?
533
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:26,793
Well, I’d love to.
534
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:29,129
[♪♪]
535
00:24:32,549 --> 00:24:35,510
Sure has a way with
the ladies, doesn’t he?
536
00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:37,053
That’s for sure.
537
00:24:37,053 --> 00:24:39,806
Anyway...it looks
as if Miss Ferndale
538
00:24:39,806 --> 00:24:42,016
has got herself
another bedwarmer.
539
00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:44,352
[♪♪]
540
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,358
[♪♪]
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