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Oh, I can’t imagine
what’s keeping Esmeralda.

DARRIN:
Sam, the cab’s here.

Uh, yes,
sweetheart.

We’ll just be
a second.

Mommy, will you
bring me a souvenir

from the witches’
convention?

Certainly, sweetheart.

And I want you to promise
to be on your best behavior

for Esmeralda.

If she ever
gets here.

Mother, I appreciate
your staying till she arrives,

but if you’re going
to grumble, never mind.

Why can’t you wait,

and the three of us can
fly up to Salem together?

Because Darrin happens
to be old-fashioned.

He likes to do his flying
in an airplane.

Sam?

Oh, if it isn’t the voice
of the turtle.

Mother.

Tabitha...

I want you
to help Esmeralda

take good care
of your baby brother.

I will, Mommy.
Hear that, Adam?

You better mind me.

[LAUGHS]

Bye-bye,
sweetheart. Hey.

Hey there,
big fella.
Hey.

Kiss Mama goodbye.
That’s a boy.

Oh, yeah.
Bye-bye.

Bye-bye,
darling.

See you in Salem.
Yes.

We’d better hurry,
honey.

Well, if you’re in such
a hurry, Durwood,

why don’t you
wait a while,

and we’ll fly up, uh,
witches’ style?

I’m not in that much
of a hurry, thank you.

TABITHA:
Mommy, why can’t I go

to the witches’
convention?

Because it’s only
for grown-up witches.

Uh, the next
convention’s

being held in about
a hundred years.

Ask me then.

[CHUCKLES]

I-it’s a game
we play.

She’s our
little witch.

Oh, sure.
Sure, I understand.

I got two little witches
of my own, 5 and 7.

And bye-bye again.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Oh. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye.

Take care of Adam.
Bye, Mother.

[♪♪]

Hope Esmeralda’s gotten
to the house by now.

Yeah. I really don’t
trust your mother.

What am I saying? I don’t
trust Esmeralda either.

Heh-heh. Oh,
come on, sweetheart.

You know
she’ll be fine.

If she ever gets
there. Hm-hm.

[♪♪]

Ooh.

What’s the matter?

Um...

Uh, l-look who
just came aboard.

Oh.

[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

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Sam, get her off
of there.

Miss?
WOMAN:
Yes?

Well-- Could I have
a glass of water, please?

Certainly.

Elsie, come--
Come here, quick.

What’s the matter?

You won’t
believe this,

but there’s a lady
sitting out on the wing.

You’re right.
I don’t believe it.

Mother, that was dirty pool,
and you know it.

I just wanted you to know
that Esmeralda arrived,

and I didn’t
want you to worry.

Elsie, now there’s
two of them

sitting out there
on that wing.

Oh, wow. You must have
had some night.

Mother, I refuse to argue
with you at 30,000 feet.

I-I’ll see you in Salem.

Now, if your mother
would be so kind

as to lower her flaps
and get off of there.

[MOUTHS DIALOGUE]

I know it sounds crazy,
but please come take a look.

Come on, please. Come on.

Please.

[♪♪]

Mm?

I believe
you have my seat.

Oh, I think there’s
been some mistake.

There has,
and you just made it.

Mother, that
was outrageous.

You’re right.

In my day,

a gentleman automatically gave
his seat to a lady.

Endora, do you ever think
of anyone but yourself?

What’s gonna happen
when that poor guy

doesn’t arrive
in Boston?

For your information,
dum-dum,

he has arrived.

He’s just a little
ahead of schedule.

Well?

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What time did
Flight 107 arrive?

Flight 107?

It’s just now
arriving, sir.

That’s what I was
afraid of.

[♪♪]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

Lovely flight,
wasn’t it?

Tsk.

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Must your mother ride

on the outside
of everything?

Can’t she sit in the car
like a normal human be--

Pardon me.
I lost my head.

Darrin, try
to understand.

That’s as close as
Mother can get to flying

and still be riding.

Just be patient.

Oh, after we check in
at the hotel,

we’re gonna drive around
Salem and see the sights.

You wanna come?
Whatever for?

We saw those sights
hundreds of years ago.

Remember?

Let’s face it, Endora,

hundreds of years ago,
you were one of the sights.

I told you it was a mistake
to let him come.

[MOUTHING DIALOGUE]

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ENDORA:
Stop the car. Stop the car.

Look.

[GASPS]

That’s disgraceful.

They’re
all over town.

They’re just for
the tourists.

Not for these tourists.

And they’re no longer
all over town.

Oh, Mother.

Did she have to
do that?

Now, sweetheart.

Witches have
feelings too.

How would you like to be
thought of as an ugly old crone?

It’s a misconception.

I don’t know
about that.

Darrin!

Hey, isn’t that the witch
house over there?

Isn’t this the place where
they held the witch trials?

Hm. One of them.
Uh, let’s drive on.

Well, as long as we’re here,
wouldn’t you like to go in?

Darrin. That’s like
asking Napoleon

if he’d like to
revisit Waterloo.

What Durwood lacks in couth,
he makes up in ignorance.

Sweetheart. There were
no real witches

involved in
the witch trials.

It was only mortal
prejudice and hysteria.

Characteristics
which you possess

in spades,
dum-dum.

Remember, darling,

the convocation starts
promptly at midnight.

Endora--

One thing I can say
for your mother:

She’s a real
mother-in-law.

Witches.

[CAR DRIVES AWAY]

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Before we begin
our tour,

I must ask you
not to touch

any of the objects
in the house.

They’re all
very valuable,

and many of them
cannot be replaced.

Please try to stay together
and do not wander off,

as there is another tour
waiting to start

as soon as we leave
the kitchen.

This is
a bedwarmer

of the period.

Hot stones or coals
were placed in it,

and the bedwarmer was
then passed between the sheets

to warm them...

and then removed.

Over here...

there’s a colonial
pressing iron,

which was heated
in the same way.

As you can see...

the kitchen
fireplace served as

a counterpart
to the modern oven.

The bread
oven is

this, uh, small opening
to the left.

And for general
cooking,

all the pots
and kettles were--

Uh, were hung directly
over the fireplace.

Now, if you
will all

please step to
this side of the room.

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TOUR GUIDE:
This is a spinning wheel
of the period.

Materials used
for clothing,

table covers, bed linens,
and so forth,

were all woven
by hand from flax,

which was grown
on the land.

Now, over here,
you will see a--

What are you
doing with that?

Well, i-it looked
like it was

going to fall,
so I just--

Apparently, I did not
make myself clear.

It is absolutely
forbidden

to touch any of the objects
in the house.

And that applies
to everyone.

Now, if you will
all please follow me

into the living room.

You ought to know better
than to pick that up.

I didn’t pick it up.
It picked me up.

What?

Come on.

[♪♪]

This is the living room of
the House of Seven Gables,

which Nathaniel Hawthorne
visited many times.

He learned the history
of the house,

and this inspired
him eventually

to write
his famous novel,

The House of
the Seven Gables.

If you will
step to the window,

you will see out
in the--

I don’t know who you are
or what you are,

but I wish you’d
stop bugging me,

before you get me
into serious trou--

I used to have one just like it
at the rest home.

Shh.

Stay there.

[♪♪]

TOUR GUIDE:
The chair was made by...

TOUR GUIDE:
Later, the name
was changed...

TOUR GUIDE:
This fine old example
of a 17th-century dwelling,

built in 1668
by John--

--in the house,

all of them prominent
Salem citizens.

--gables and
lean-to of the house.

Sam, what the devil
are you doing?

It won’t let me pass.

What is it?

Well, how should
I know?

He just won’t
let me pass.

"He?"

Well, I-I’m not sure.
It might be a she.

Sam.

Well?

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And just what do you
think you’re doing?

Me? Nothing.

This thing has been
annoying my wife.

[♪♪]

This is the last time
I’m going to warn you.

If you touch
another object in the house,

I’ll have to
ask you to leave.

This concludes
our tour.

I hope you have
enjoyed your visit

to the House
of the Seven Gables.

[♪♪]

TOUR GUIDE:
Thank you for visiting us.

Please come again soon.

Thank you for visiting us.
Please come again soon.

Thank you--

Uh, thank you.
Goodbye.

Thank you
very much. Goodbye.

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

[ENGINE
STARTS]

Miss Ferndale,
the bedwarmer. It’s gone.

[GASPS]
Oh, no.

And I bet I know
who stole it.

That crazy lady
that was talking to it.

Don’t worry,
Mildred.

I’ve memorized
their license number.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Just because
I’m a witch

doesn’t mean
I know everything.

I’m not asking you
to explain everything.

I just wanna know
why a bedwarmer

would suddenly
start chasing you

around the house.

It is obviously
no ordinary bedwarmer.

No kidding.

Uh, will you stop being
so sarcastic?

I will if you’ll stop
being so evasive.

Are you implying
that I’m hiding something?

It wouldn’t be the first time.

What’s that supposed to mean?

If the voodoo fits,
wear it.

[GASPS]
Oh!

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Well...

Now we’re going to descend
to that, are we?

I don’t know to what
you are referring.

Just don’t try it again.

Sam, you do that
once more,

and I swear
I will--

Darrin, look.
It followed us.

You little sneak.

What are you
doing back--?

And I say we are not

going to take it back
to the antique store.

I like it, and I’m
going to keep it.

Uh, okay. Okay.

[♪♪]

[YELLS]

It seems to be prejudiced
against you.

Bigot.

[MOUTHS]
Bigot?

Mother?
Mother?

What do you need
her for?

Just zap this thing back
where it belongs.

Darrin, this is not a "thing."

That must be obvious
even to you.

I resent that.

And what do you mean?

This is a "somebody."

There is a person being held
prisoner in this bedwarmer.

And since it dates back
to old Salem,

that’s probably when
it happened.

Uh, but I was just
a child at the time.

And I was just
a child bride.

Oh, really, Samantha.

I should think
you’d know better

than to bother me
at a time like this.

I haven’t even
drawn up the agenda

for tonight’s meeting.

Well, I-I’m
very sorry, Mother,

but, um, it’s about
this bedwarmer.
Oh?

It practically
attacked me

in the House of
Seven Gables.

Ha-ha. It’s much
more attractive

than that bedwarmer.

Endora...

you have all the charm
of a dentist’s drill.

Well, a-anyway, uh,

when we left the House
of Seven Gables,

it followed me.

Now-- Uh, what do
you think we should do?

I think we ought to take it
right back and forget it.

Ow!

Well, whoever he is,

he certainly has
a sense of humor.

I was right.
I-it’s a he.

You get off
my wife’s lap.

[YELPS, GRUNTS]

Boy, are you are asking for
a punch in the mouth.

Really.

He’s obviously
left over

from the time
of the witch hunts.

He’s probably
a warlock

whose powers weren’t
too effective,

and somebody
changed him

into an inanimate
object

to escape
detection.

[♪♪]

He seems to be saying
you’re right.
Mm-hm.

Either that
or he’s got a chill.

Do you realize how much
trouble we can get into

if we’re found
with this bedpan?

Darrin.

This is
a bedwarmer.

Oh.

Sorry, fella.

There’s nothing
we can do right now,

but at tonight’s
meeting,

there’s bound to be
somebody

who remembers
the incident,

and we’ll find
the proper spell.

See you at the meeting
tonight, darling. Ta.

Well, in the meantime,
I’d better hide this--

It. Him.

[GROANS]

[♪♪]

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

Nobody likes
a hostile bedwarmer.

[GIGGLES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[SNIFFLES]

OFFICER:
That’s the license number,
all right.

That’s the car.
I’m positive.

Perhaps you’d better come
upstairs with us, Miss Ferndale,

and help us make
the identification.

Oh, I’d be
glad to, officer.

As far as
I’m concerned,

people who go around
stealing museum pieces

are the lowest form
of criminals.

I just hope
we’re in time

to recover
the bedwarmer.

I’m sure we will be.

Hi, fellas. Uh, what’s
all this about a bedwarmer?

Hi, Mr. Potter. Nothing
you’d be interested in.

Seen a couple going in
the hotel with a bedwarmer.

[GASPS]

Then they still
have it.

Maybe. Maybe not.

That fellow was sure sore
at that bedwarmer.

Sore, Mr. Potter?
Yeah.

It kept banging him
on the head.

Oh, did it? Well,
thanks for telling us.

Hey, wait
a minute.

I didn’t tell you
about the witch’s sign.

What about it?

They changed the old witch
on the sign

to a pretty young witch.

FERNDALE:
Oh, that’s wonderful.

I’ve been trying
to get the town council

to do that
for years.

Town council
didn’t do it.

It was them
witches.

They changed the signs
all over the place.

What witches?

Same ones that have
got the bedwarmer.

Uh, they drove by
while I was

sitting there
drinking my lunch.

They "drove by," eh?

And all of
a sudden,

one of ’em disappeared.
Just like:

And then
there was two.

Well, I’ll tell you
what, Mr. Potter.

You stop hitting
that sarsaparilla,

and I guarantee you won’t
see any more witches.

Miss Ferndale.

Uh, look, Mr. Potter,
why don’t you stand over here

and hold up
the building?

And we’ll be back for you
in a minute, okay?

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

All I know is, I don’t
wanna get caught with--

excuse the expression

--a hot bedwarmer.

[LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT]

So will you please zap
it back where it belongs?

Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.

Now, don’t you think I have
a moral obligation to help him?

I think you have
a moral obligation

to see that we stay out of jail
on the first day

of what I laughingly
refer to as a vacation.

Ow!

Sam, if you don’t
get rid of that,

I will...
with an axe.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Who is it?

OFFICER:
Open up. Police.

[♪♪]

Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.

What’s the matter?

He doesn’t
want to go.

Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.

Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.

Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won’t work.

You witches have
the dumbest rules.

And at the dumbest times.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OFFICER:
Open up in there.

I’d better
hide it.

[♪♪]

Boy, are you
stubborn.

[KNOCK
ON DOOR]

Uh, c-c-coming.

Uh, Sam...before
I let them in,

uh, maybe you’d
better disappear.

Well, I mean,
why should

we both risk
getting into trouble?

Absolutely not.

"For better,
for worse," remember?

"In sickness or in health,
till jail do us part."

OFFICER:
Open up, please!

NARRATOR:
Darrin faces the wrath
of Salem justice,

and Samantha’s hot bedwarmer
comes to life,

next week on Bewitched.

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