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[♪♪]
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Okay, flight crew.
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Are we ready?
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A-okay, Daddy.
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Uh, roger.
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Uh, uh,
Geronimo.
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Clear for launch.
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DARRIN:
Countdown. Three, two,
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one.
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Blast off.
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- [SAUCER BEEPING]
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- I hate--
- Blast off.
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Uh, yes.
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I hate to break up
this moon mission, gang,
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but Colonel Stephens
and I have an ordinary
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Earth rendezvous at the Blake's.
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Ready in a minute, honey.
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I know it's painful for you
to give up your command,
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Colonel Stephens,
but be brave.
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Uh, okay.
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- Okay, then.
- Aah, ha, ha.
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Uh, Aunt Clara, you got
everything straight?
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Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
I think so.
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Now, let me see.
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The, um, Blake's
telephone number
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is, uh, in the icebox,
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and the, uh,
glass of milk
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is, um, pinned
to the bulletin board.
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Or is it?
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I've got an idea.
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Instead of letting
your Aunt Clara baby-sit,
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why don't we stay home
until Tabatha's 21.
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Shhh.
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Good night, Aunt Clara.
We'll be home early.
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Roger.
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Well, have a good time.
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And everything's O-akay.
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All right,
Tabatha.
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One more flight,
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and we're off to bed.
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Countdown, one, two.
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[BEEPING]
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Oh, excellent,
Tabatha, excellent.
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You're a better spaceman
than Dr. Spock.
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Well, never mind.
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I'll get it,
and then off to bed.
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Here, saucer.
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Here, saucer.
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AUNT CLARA:
Why, you naughty little saucer.
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You come right back here.
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Flying saucer in darkest night
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Hark ye, land within my sight
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Whoo.
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It's big.
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Full moon
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Tide rise
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Shrink this saucer
Back to size
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It's still big.
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Tabatha, it's definitely
past your bedtime.
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Come, dear.
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But I'll be back.
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[MUTTERS]
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Oh, boy, Orvis.
This is a fine mess
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you've got us into this time.
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It's not my fault, Alpha.
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The controls are frozen.
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You're the navigator,
aren't you, dummy?
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One minute we're flying over
Parenthia, and then, pow,
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we're a million miles away
in outer space.
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This proves
one thing, though.
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There is life
on other planets.
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They speak
Parenthian too.
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The question is,
are they dangerous?
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Don't worry, Orvis.
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We have our N-guns
for protection.
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Hi,
Aunt Clara.
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Everything go
all right?
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Oh, hello, children.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Everything's all right.
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And Tabatha's
asleep in bed.
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Good.
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Well, it was a very
uneventful evening.
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Uh, almost.
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What do you mean, "almost"?
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What does she mean,
"almost"?
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What do you mean,
"almost"?
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Well, Darrin, you know
that little toy, um, saucer
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that you like so much?
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Uh, yes.
What about it?
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Well, you're going
to love it now.
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I am?
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Well, there's so much
more of it to love.
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All right, Aunt Clara.
Out with it.
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Uh, well...
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[MUTTERING]
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Now, now,
sweetheart.
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Try-- Try and keep
an open mind.
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It's a wonder
I can keep
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any mind
at all.
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Ooh...
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Oh.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think you've
done it again.
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Well, it's quite
easy to explain.
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You see, the saucer flew around
and flew out the door.
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And I couldn't
find it.
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[LAUGHS]
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So I wanted
to zap it back,
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and, uh, well,
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I'm afraid I didn't realize
my own strength.
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I'm impressed.
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Now, please shrink it.
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Oh, but I tried to,
and nothing happened.
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[MACHINERY BEEPING & WHIRRING]
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Uh-oh, the first one
is back,
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and it's brought
more of them.
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Look at the
ridiculous ears
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on the tall one.
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Sam, you've gotta
cut this thing
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down to size,
and quick.
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Well, uh, I wish I could,
sweetheart, but you see,
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- it's Aunt Clara's--
- Aunt Clara's spell.
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Well,
you're catching on.
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But I'm sure that after
a good night's sleep,
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Aunt Clara will be able
to reverse the spell.
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DARRIN [ON SPEAKER]: Okay.
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But if that thing doesn't fit
into the toy box,
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the first thing in the morning,
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I'll take a hacksaw
and do it myself.
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Did you hear that?
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He's coming back
in the morning
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to destroy us.
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If he aims his hacksaw at us,
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we'll blast him with the N-gun.
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I knew it. I was right.
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There was a noise last night,
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and it was caused
by that flying saucer.
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Just wait till
Mr. Abner "Know-it-All" Kravitz
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sees this.
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Abner! Abner, wake up! Wake up!
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Abner!
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Ah, Sophia,
we'll motor down
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the Via Veneto
together.
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Abner!
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Oh, it's you.
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What are you
screeching about?
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An invasion.
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Right in our neighborhood.
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Your mother's back?
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In the Stephens'
backyard.
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I'd rather have her
over there than here.
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It's not my mother.
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It's a flying saucer.
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- You know what I think?
- What?
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I think your curlers
are wound too tight.
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All right.
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You don't have
to believe me.
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I'm gonna
call the Air Force.
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I gave up Sophia
for this!
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Where's Aunt Clara?
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- She's still asleep.
- Asleep? Sam, it's after 8:00.
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We've gotta do something
about that saucer
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before the whole
neighborhood sees it.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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The doorbell.
What do we do now?
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Relax, sweetheart.
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We're not
Bonnie and Clyde.
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I'll get it.
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I don't know why
you just don't
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go around
the back
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and peek
at the saucer.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
the Air Force
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doesn't peek.
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It investigates.
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Yes, who is it?
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It's Mrs. Kravitz.
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I've got to
talk to you.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Mrs. Kravitz,
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but I'm
all out of sugar.
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It's not about sugar,
Mrs. Stephens.
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It's about
your flying saucer.
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She knows.
What will we tell her?
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Um, why not say it's
for an ad campaign?
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Wait a minute. Why not say
it's for an ad campaign?
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I just said that.
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That's where
I heard it.
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Hello,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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Why, Mrs. Kravitz,
I didn't know
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you had sons
in the service.
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Very amusing,
Mr. Stephens.
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This just happens
to be Colonel Burkett
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and Captain Tugwell
of the Air Force.
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Oh, is our TV antenna
up a little too high?
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Oh, no,
Mrs. Stephens,
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but, uh, your neighbor
claims she saw
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a flying saucer
in your backyard.
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A flying saucer?
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Oh, you mean the thing
in the backyard?
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Oh, well, I'm in
the ad game, colonel,
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and, um, I built
that flying saucer
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to publicize
a new space toy.
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Space toy?
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It's very
authentic-looking.
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Uh, you don't mind
if we take a look, do you?
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Of course not.
Right this way.
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[♪♪]
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Gosh, it sure
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looks real to me.
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Oh.
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Well, that's quite
a compliment, Captain.
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Coming from
an expert like you.
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What's it made of,
Stephens?
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Oh, uh,
just odds and ends.
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Well, the Air Force
should know about this.
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We are the Air Force.
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I'm sorry,
Uncle Charlie.
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Tugwell, I got you
in the Air Force,
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and if you don't stop
with the "Uncle Charlie,"
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I will get you
in the infantry.
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- Golly, Mom said--
- Tugwell!
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It doesn't look
like a toy to me.
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Say, did you bring
a photographer?
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Wouldn't you like
to take pictures?
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Yes. This promotion
can use all the publicity
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it can get.
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I'm sorry,
Stephens.
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This won't be getting
any publicity from us.
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As far as the Air Force
is concerned,
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this investigation
is closed.
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Aw.
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Come along,
Tugwell.
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Wait a minute!
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Don't leave.
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Bye-bye,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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It looks to me like the ones
in uniform are dangerous.
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Maybe the other ones
are friendly.
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We might as well find out.
We can't stay in here forever.
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Good idea. You go.
I'll guard the ship.
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Open the hatch, Orvis.
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Boy, that was some
pretty fancy footwork.
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[GIGGLES]
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I'll, uh, go wake up
Aunt Clara,
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and this toy will
be back to normal
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in no time.
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Samantha!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Oh, my stars!
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How do you
expect me to feel,
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with a real
flying saucer,
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with real
spacemen,
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sitting in my
backyard.
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Samantha, you don't
realize what's happened.
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Your Aunt Clara
topped herself.
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This time she
started an invasion
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from outer space.
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Now, Darrin,
it's not an invasion
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from outer space.
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Aunt Clara's spell
just went wrong.
262
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,853
See, she's working
on the counter-spell.
263
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,187
Sure.
264
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,229
I think I'll go into the kitchen
and get a cup of coffee.
265
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,138
Sam.
266
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,408
Honey, I think you're taking
this too lightly.
267
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,611
This is a spaceship
from an alien planet.
268
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,979
I know.
269
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,149
Cute, isn't it?
270
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,717
I'm reporting this
to the Air Force.
271
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,018
What do we
do now, Alpha?
272
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,286
He wants
to turn us in.
273
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,988
She hasn't lost
the argument yet.
274
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,056
We'll just wait.
275
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,090
How long can we wait?
276
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,060
Will you please
stop arguing
277
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,362
so I can hear
them arguing?
278
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,263
Whatever
is in there
279
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,031
may be furious
for being wrenched
280
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,900
out of space
into our backyard.
281
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,968
Who's mad?
I'm not mad.
282
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,170
Are you mad, Alpha?
283
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,237
Not me.
284
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,140
Darrin, I just know
they're friendly.
285
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,775
There's only one way
to prove it.
286
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,977
I'm going to
coax them out here.
287
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,646
Sam, I wouldn't
think of permitting--
288
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,114
Don't worry,
sweetheart.
289
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,315
If they show any
signs of meanness,
290
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,150
I'll just
pop back to you.
291
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,486
- But, Sam--
- Worrywart.
292
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,587
I'm--
293
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,791
DARRIN [ON SPEAKER]:
Sam? Sam, where are you?
294
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,792
That's right.
Where is she?
295
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,260
Here I am.
296
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,299
How-- How did
she do that?
297
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,968
If they're that far advanced,
we don't stand a chance.
298
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:32,505
Well, I'm glad
you speak our language.
299
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,942
At least we won't have
any communication problem.
300
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,611
My name is Samantha.
301
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,147
We're from the planet Parenthia,
302
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,751
and don't you dare
come any closer.
303
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,985
Before we put
our N-guns away,
304
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,388
I'd like to know where we are
and how we got here.
305
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,892
Well, you are on
the planet Earth.
306
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,461
And the way you got here--
307
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:01,901
Well, you see,
my aunt is a witch.
308
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,069
A what?
309
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,304
No, stupid, not a "what,"
a "which."
310
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,507
Are you sure
you don't mean a "who"?
311
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,375
Well, it is
a little complicated.
312
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,146
But, uh, the important thing is,
you wanna go home, right?
313
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,916
Good. Now, put away your guns.
314
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,050
Oh, ho, ho.
315
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,786
These are only N-guns.
316
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,288
That's right.
N stands for "niceness."
317
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,791
It wouldn't hurt you.
It'd just make you friendly.
318
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,292
But I'm already friendly.
319
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,528
That's right, stupid.
She's on our side.
320
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,197
It's the one
with the funny ears who's mean.
321
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,502
Um, he's really
a very nice fellow.
322
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,939
Look, um, why don't you two
come into the house,
323
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,608
and I'll fix you
a nice, hot breakfast,
324
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,977
and we can learn more
about each other.
325
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,646
Well...
326
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,346
Cross my heart,
fellas.
327
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:51,384
I will not take you
to my leader.
328
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,187
Okay,
open up in there!
329
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,730
Darrin,
I'd like you
330
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:05,898
to meet
our guests
331
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,733
from the planet
Parenthia.
332
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,268
[BARKS]
333
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,370
Show them
how friendly
334
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,472
the natives can be,
sweetheart.
335
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:19,412
Uh, welcome to our
planet, uh, gentlemen.
336
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,448
Well, he certainly
has changed his tune.
337
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,717
I think the atmosphere
is all right for us.
338
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,652
My nose
is still cold.
339
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:33,059
How can you
just sit there?
340
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,534
You were right,
Mrs. Kravitz.
341
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,436
There is something funny
going on around here.
342
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,137
Our radar tracking
clearly shows
343
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,205
that something
streaked to Earth
344
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,074
last night
in this area.
345
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,242
And if my hunch
is right,
346
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,111
I'll be wearing
oak leaves.
347
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,846
That figures.
348
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,582
This place is getting
squirrelier by the minute.
349
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,224
Floppy ears.
My, my.
350
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,659
I thought
spacemen
351
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,228
had
pointed ears.
352
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,696
She means like
my cousin Rondo.
353
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,364
You remember?
354
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,132
The one that
had the ear job.
355
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,737
So, you say you
descended
356
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,839
from apes, eh?
357
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,308
Well, that's
believable.
358
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,444
Sam, I'm gonna call
the Air Force.
359
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:29,815
Sweetheart, he's right...
relatively speaking.
360
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:30,816
I know, but...
361
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,085
it's the way
he said it.
362
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,454
Alpha,
don't be a snob.
363
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:40,459
After all, our ancestors
walked on all fours too.
364
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,962
Would you like to see
a picture of my family?
365
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,797
Oh, I'd love to.
366
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,769
Oh.
367
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,170
- Is that your wife?
- Yes.
368
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,306
And those are the twins,
Yip and Yap.
369
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,540
This is
the first time
370
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,008
I've ever been away
from my wife.
371
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,544
She's gonna be
howling mad.
372
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,545
But you know,
373
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,614
I kind of miss
her whining.
374
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,353
Sweetheart,
I keep thinking
375
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:10,656
how I'd feel
if we were separated.
376
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,226
I guess
you're right, honey.
377
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,195
It wouldn't be fair
to keep them here.
378
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,531
But what about, uh...?
379
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,934
Oh, wait a minute.
I have an idea.
380
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,003
Aunt Clara,
wasn't Tabatha
381
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,038
with you when you
cast the spell?
382
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:30,142
Well, uh, yes. That's it.
383
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,777
Well, of course.
384
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,279
Why do you ask?
385
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,182
Well, she might
remember some of the words.
386
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,419
Come on.
Let's go upstairs.
387
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,255
Oh, yeah.
388
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,861
Shh.
389
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,872
[MOUTHING]
390
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,875
What is it?
391
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,978
They never covered
anything like this
392
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,713
in Officer's
Candidate School.
393
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,115
Let me
take a look.
394
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:12,618
Okay, but wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
395
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,158
You mean to tell me
that your planet Earth
396
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,995
is 250 trillion miles
from Parenthia?
397
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,497
Boy, you're
really out
398
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,866
in the boondocks,
aren't you?
399
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,234
Ha, ha, ha.
400
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,702
[LAUGHS]
401
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,172
So that's what they've
been up to.
402
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,607
Isn't there
some kind of law
403
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,409
against harboring
space people?
404
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,177
Wait till
Uncle Charlie sees this.
405
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,278
He'll never be able
406
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,113
to call me
a ding-a-ling again.
407
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,748
Come on, I've gotta
use your phone.
408
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:43,349
You go.
409
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,184
I'm not budging
from this spot.
410
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,286
All right.
But keep out of sight.
411
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,822
This is so exciting!
412
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,260
Uh...
413
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,362
You fellas better
wait in the ship.
414
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,497
That way
you'll be ready.
415
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,906
Uh, Orvis,
you wouldn't wanna
416
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,008
forget the syrup.
417
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,142
Oh, thank you.
418
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,912
Pancakes without syrup
is ridiculous.
419
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,518
GLADYS:
Halt!
420
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,687
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
421
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:22,888
Mrs. Kravitz.
422
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,791
I knew there was something weird
about your family.
423
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,494
You're an advanced unit
from another planet.
424
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,664
Now, Mrs. Kravitz,
you're just excited.
425
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,265
But you're not gonna
get away with it.
426
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,934
Captain Tugwell
has contacted
427
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,901
Colonel Burkett,
428
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,604
and the Air Force is on
their way over here right now.
429
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,607
And you'll be captured
and put where you belong.
430
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,309
Boy, this one
is really begging
431
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,911
for a shot of niceness.
432
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,214
He-e-e-elp!
433
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:52,017
Hello, Mr. Stephens.
434
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:59,592
Aren't you going to introduce me
to your adorable companions?
435
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,894
Why, uh, uh,
certainly,
436
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,362
uh, Mrs. Kravitz.
437
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,231
This is
Alpha and Orvis,
438
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,799
some actor
friends of ours.
439
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,502
They're with
the Parenthian Players.
440
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:13,572
Well, they're just the cutest,
most adorable,
441
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:18,144
loveable little angels
I've ever met.
442
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,713
Tell me about yourself,
precious.
443
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,549
I liked her better
the other way.
444
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,051
Well, if you'll
excuse me,
445
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,219
I'm going to
pick some flowers
446
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,988
for my husband.
447
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,658
He's been so
understanding.
448
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,032
Okay, boys,
into the ship.
449
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,173
The Air Force
is on its way.
450
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,374
Where are
the spacemen?
451
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,708
Spacemen?
452
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,011
There aren't
any spacemen.
453
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,280
Care for
a flower?
454
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,714
- Sweetheart,
- [SIRENS APPROACHING]
455
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,550
Tabatha remembered
part of it.
456
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,418
"Night"
and "sight."
457
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,386
Don't worry,
boys.
458
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,521
It should be
any minute now.
459
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,990
Let's hope so.
I hate long goodbyes.
460
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,992
Come on,
dummy.
461
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,360
I don't wanna
rush you,
462
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,196
Aunt Clara,
463
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:13,132
but I think those sirens
are for us.
464
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,667
Yes, light,
fright.
465
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,368
No, no,
night and sight.
466
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,070
- Night and sight.
- Night and sight.
467
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,405
Night and sight.
468
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,640
Tugwell,
this better not be
469
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,242
another
false alarm.
470
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,210
Wait'll you see them,
Uncle Charlie
471
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,411
They've got
long floppy ears.
472
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,745
They're in back.
Come on.
473
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,447
Shane, you better stick
with the car radio,
474
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,348
just in case, huh?
475
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,151
Springer, you go
around the other way.
476
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,386
I'll give it
one more chance.
477
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,692
Flying saucer
From out the night
478
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,761
All right. Nobody move.
You're all my prisoners.
479
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:47,433
Return ye now
And leave my sight
480
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,515
Okay, Tugwell, where are
your space people
481
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,885
with the long,
floppy ears, hm?
482
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,422
Okay, Stephens,
483
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,224
where did you
hide the spacemen?
484
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,425
Spacemen?
485
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,160
What spacemen?
486
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,797
You saw them,
Mrs. Kravitz.
487
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,500
The little men with
the floppy ears, remember?
488
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,236
Oh, you mean those actors.
489
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,038
It's not very
nice of you
490
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,473
to make fun
of them.
491
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:30,009
None of us is perfect, captain.
492
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:34,079
Here, colonel,
have a tulip.
493
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,119
Tugwell,
you're gonna love it
494
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,854
in the infantry.
495
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,556
But, Uncle Charlie,
496
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,925
Mom said that
you were gonna...
497
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:55,634
Oh,
Aunt Clara.
498
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,269
Oh, you were
wonderful.
499
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,237
Oh, dear.
500
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,405
Thank you,
darling.
501
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,273
Wasn't she wonderful, Darrin?
502
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:06,011
I don't know what's so wonderful
about giving my ulcer an ulcer.
503
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,414
Well, now, I don't think
that's very nice.
504
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:09,682
After all,
Aunt Clara
505
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,550
got rid of the saucer
for us, didn't she?
506
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,651
That's true.
507
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:13,886
She got rid of it, all right,
508
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,722
but let's not lose sight of
the fact that it was Aunt Clara
509
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,224
in the first place who--
510
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,028
You were wonderful, Aunt Clara.
511
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,663
Oh, thank you,
Darrin.
512
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,666
Thank you, Darrin.
Oh, darling.
513
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,903
You know,
something good
514
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,905
could have come
from this experience.
515
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,139
What's that?
516
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,174
If we had asked,
517
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,710
I bet they would have
left one of their niceness guns.
518
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:42,181
Who knows? It might even work
on your mother.
519
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,750
Darrin.
520
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,122
Well...
521
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,664
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