All language subtitles for Bewitched S04E22 A Prince of a Guy_track3_[eng]

"And then Prince Charming
bent over Sleeping Beauty

"and kissed her.

"Her eyes fluttered and opened.

"There was joy and wonder in
them as she beheld the prince.

"'Oh, Prince Charming,'
she sighed.

"'I've waited so long for you.'

"Soon after,
their marriage was celebrated

"throughout the kingdom,

and they lived
happily ever after."

And then what?

That's all.

No, read more.

Well, there's no more to read,
Sweetheart.

They got married,
and that was the end.

The end of the story,
I mean.

You stop stalling,
young lady. Lie down.

And shut your eyes.

And go to sleep.

Shut.

Surprise.

Mother, I wish
you wouldn't do that.

Not that I mind,

but you know how
Darrin objects.

I also know that he's
gone out of town on business.

And I've come
to help you celebrate.

I thought a nice weekend
on the Riviera.

You, Tabatha and me.

We would also
have to include

Louise
and Larry Tate,

and Darrin's cousin Helen
and her boyfriend,

because that's who's
coming for dinner.

Oh, how revolting.

So, It's been nice seeing you,
Mother.

Ah! You're going to
throw me out?

I'd be delighted
if you'd stay,

but they'll be here
any minute,

so would you mind
changing?

Of course not.

Oh, lovely.

Thank you, darling.
Oh, that is lovely.

[♪♪]

Book.

And then what happened?

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

You won't mind
being bartender,

will you, Larry?

In Darrin's absence,
it's the least I can do.

Especially since you are
responsible for his absence.

If I didn't
know you better, Sam,

I'd think
you were kidding.

Larry says
we've met Helen,

but I don't recall her.

Oh, yes..
Yes, you met her.

She's the one that brought
that baseball player

to our Christmas party
a couple of years ago.

The one with
the great strikeout record.

I thought he was
a catcher.

I'm talking about Helen.

Well, the truth is
that she hasn't been

very lucky with men,
poor girl.

And I think she's kind of
hoping to impress

this latest candidate

with the joys
of married life.

Remember that.

Don't worry.

Fortunately,
I've had quite a bit

of acting experience.

Samantha.
Yes?

Oh, how do you do?
Endora, how are you?

Could you excuse yourself
a moment, Samantha?

Well, Helen and her friend
will be here any second.

Just the same,

I think you'd better
tear yourself away.

Oh. Ah,
excuse me.

Her mother visits her
an awful lot,

doesn't she?

Yes, but at least
she waits

until her son-in-law's
out of town.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hi, Helen.
Hi.

Remember me? Larry Tate?
Of course.

Samantha will be down
in a moment.

This is Ralph.

Nice to meet you,
Ralph.

Come in.

And this is my wife,
Louise.

Hi.
Hello there.

Won't you sit down?

Oh, Mother,

you have to do
something.

I can't have him
roaming around here

with a house full
of company.

There's nothing I can do,
Samantha.

For some reason,
Tabatha can't seem to work

the spell in reverse.

Oh...

Tabatha, how often
have I warned you

about this sort of thing?

Please, do not blame
the dear child.

She was merely curious.

And she's so lovely.

So like her mother
in beauty and grace.

Personally,
I think the child

is remarkably advanced.

And I'm not saying that
because I'm prejudiced.

You should be very proud
of your niece.

Granddaughter.

No.
Impossible.

The story doesn't mention

where you're from,
Prince Charming.

But there must have been
a lot of oil on the property.

For the time being,

Would you please
step in here?

Of course,
dear lady.

[♪♪]

That is not going to help,
Samantha.

Why?

That's why.

Samantha,
he has no substance.

Have you forgotten?

He's a product
of witchcraft.

Oh, no.

Mother,
what am I going to do?

I hope you won't
think me too forward.

But it would give me great
pleasure to join your company.

It's so dull being confined
to the pages of a book.

Always the same old faces.

Yes. Um...

Nothing against you, but--
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Uh...Yes?

HELEN [IN HALL]:
Couldn't I please see the baby

before she goes to sleep?

Just a moment!

I hope
you don't mind.

Dear lady,
to make you happy

is the object of my existence.

Come in.

I hope
you don't mind,

but I haven't
seen the baby since--

[♪♪]

Mother,

this is Darrin's cousin,
Helen.

Oh, hi, Helen.

Helen, this is my cousin,
Charlie.

How do you do?

It's a great
pleasure

to meet you, dear lady.
[GIGGLES]

Oh, my.

I just know
I'm blushing.

Do you mind if I say
that the bloom of your cheek

rivals the rosy dawn?

Oh, no,
go ahead and say it.

Helen,
did you want

to say goodnight
to Tabatha?

Who?
Oh, of course.

Hi.

My,
how she's grown.

Helen, I really think
we should go down

and join the others.

I just love
the English.

Especially
English men.

Mother,

haven't you
any suggestions at all?

Just one.

What's that?

Set another place
for dinner.

Guess who dropped by
unexpectedly?

My cousin,
Charlie.

This is
Louise Tate.

Charmed.

Samantha,

where have you
been hiding him?

This is
Larry Tate.

A great honor, sir.
Hi.

And you must be
Ralph.

My mother.

How do you do?
And Cousin Charlie.

A great pleasure
to meet you, sir.

Likewise.

Well, dinner won't be
too long.

Please sit down.

Larry, would you
freshen this drink?

Yes.

Well, um...

Dear ladies,

as I cannot
divide myself,

suppose I give you
instead

my undivided attention?

What a marvelous
sense of humor.

You're very kind,

but a sense of humor
is useless

until it falls on
a receptive ear.

I can't get over
the feeling

that I've seen you
before.

PRINCE CHARMING:
How happy that makes me.

For is not familiarity

the doorstep
to friendship?

What'd he say?

You got me.

I have to do
something

to divert Helen's
attention

from the Prince.

Well, I'd suggest
an earthquake,

but I doubt
if it would work.

I think I'll try
some nice loud music.

[WHISPERING]
Yes.

Oh, good.

I was just in the mood
for dancing.

I thought Larry
didn't like to dance.

He doesn't.

[SLOW MELODY PLAYING]

Oh, that one's
perfect.

Oh, Charlie!

[GIDDY LAUGHTER]

You're making
a fool of yourself.

Jealous?

Of him?

You could learn
a couple of things from him.

What?

How to smile
and say nothing?

It would be
an improvement.

Ralph, can I get you
another drink?

Oh, thanks.

Could you make that
a double?

Say, can I ask you something?
Mm-hm.

Is that guy for real?

[GIGGLES] What a
marvelous dancer you are.

And my I say that you,
dear lady,

dance as if the air
were your home.

Oh?

What do you mean?

Well, he talks
and he talks,

but he doesn't say
anything.

Well, for your
information,

he won't be
staying long.

That makes two of us.

You know,

you're just too good
to be true.

Oh, look.
A full moon.

Let's dance out there.

She may have problems,

but being shy
isn't one of them.

If she isn't careful,

she's going to be
shy one man.

Excuse me.

Where's Ralph?

I'd better find him
and talk to him.

He might be
a little upset.

Too late.
And he was.

What do you mean?

He just left.

Oh, no.

You're a regular
David Niven.

SAMANTHA: Helen.
Yes.

I think you
should know,

Ralph just left.

Ralph who?

Well, it's wonderful to hear
your voice, Darrin.

Oh, everything's
just fine.

Cousin Helen?

Oh, she had a wonderful time
last night.

You're coming home when?
Late tonight?

Well, if I sound funny,
it's just because I miss you.

[SMOOCHING]
Me too.

Bye.

Did you hear that?

I did, and I thought
it was revolting.

Mother, he is
coming home tonight.

And you haven't done
one thing

about getting the Prince
back in the book.

Well, please don't get
overwrought.

And above all,
don't lose your sense of humor.

There's a funny side
to everything.

Oh really?

Can you see the look
on Darrin's face

if he comes home
and the Prince is still here?

See?
There is a funny side.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, hi,
Sam.

Sorry to bust in on you
so early, but--

Oh, good morning, Endora.

--but I just had to
speak to you

before I went
to the office.

Oh? About what?

Your cousin Charlie.

I tell you I couldn't sleep
a wink last night.

Oh, Larry,
you don't think Louise

was seriously
interested in him?

No, but she was
pretty darned intrigued,

wouldn't you say?

Well, maybe.

But I don't think you have to
worry about Louise.

Well, who's worried
about her?

You're not?
Then what kept you up?

Well, that's what
I want to talk to you about.

Can we go into the den?

Excuse us.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Helen.
Hi.

I hope you don't mind
my dropping in like this

so early
in the morning,

but I think
I left my gloves here.

You weren't
wearing gloves.

Oh, no wonder
I didn't have them

when I got home.

Well, as long as
I'm here,

do you mind if I stay
to have a cup of Charlie?

I mean, coffee?

Samantha, you don't understand
these things,

but take it from me,

this cousin of yours
is dynamite.

I won't deny he's got something.

But how can you and Darrin
use it?

One of our big problem clients,

and Darrin's
the account executive,

is Abigail Adams Cosmetics.

Know how many guys
they've turned down

to do their commercials?

You don't mean

you're going to recommend him
to do their commercials.

No, I'm going to recommend him
to work in the mail room.

That would be better, Larry.

Sam, come on, get with it.

We've got hold of a guy
who's dynamite with women.

Yes, it's certainly worth
thinking about.

So why don't you wait
and discuss it with Darrin

when he gets back tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

Sam, I'm so sure of this,
I've set up a camera audition

for 11:00 this morning.

This morning?

Today, this morning?

The client's going
to meet us at the studio,

with his wife,
at my suggestion.

So tell Charlie
to grab his coat and come on.

Now, wait a minute,
Larry.

I mean, don't you think
you ought to find out

if cousin Charlie's
interested?

I thought you said
he was between jobs.

Well--
You realize

what kind of income
these commercials bring?

Now come on,
let's stop wasting time.

Would you like
some coffee?

Thanks, but no time
for that now.

Where's Charlie?

Out on the patio
with Helen.

Excuse me.

[WHISPERING]
What's going on?

I just love a man
who loves children.

I think it's such an
important quality

in a husband--

father--

man!

There you are.
Good morning.

Charlie, may I tell you
what a lucky man you are?

You mean they're going to
put him in front of a camera?

Yes.

Oh, that should be delicious.

I'd love to be there
when it happens.

Or rather,
when it doesn't happen.

What do you mean?

Well, the Prince
can't appear on the telly.

He has no substance.

Oh, Mother,

this is no time
for character analysis.

Oh, Samantha, I've never
known you to be so dense.

Haven't I already told you
that the Prince

is only a projection?

That he is
a creature of witchcraft?

You put him
in front of a camera,

and there won't be an image.

Well, then he won't
get the job, and--

You mean the screen
will be blank?

Exactly.

Larry!

Oh, isn't it exciting
about Charlie?

Where is he?

Did he go upstairs?
Did Larry go with him?

He went with him,
but they're not upstairs.

Where are they?

On the way
to the TV studio.

Oh, no.

Mother!
ENDORA: What?

Mother, will you please
watch Tabatha.

I have to go
after them.

Oh?! Could I possibly
drive down with you?

I'm not driving.

I've got to fly.
Oh.

Fly?

I don't very often
go out on a limb,

but I can
practically guarantee

this fellow will
put Abigail Adams Cosmetics

in the number one spot.

Believe me,
Mr. Blumberg.

Well, I'm willing
to be shown.

But I do wish you'd
brought your wife along.

Then she'd prove my point.

But I did bring her.

MRS. BLUMBERG:
As far as I'm concerned,

I think you'll be
perfect for the job.

If I can merely approach
your expectations,

it will be my special joy,
dear lady.

In fact, I think you'll be
more than perfect.

See what I mean?

Now, why don't you go
get your wife,

and let's go
into the booth, hm?

Samantha, I would have
waited for you

if I'd known
you wanted to come along.

Well, it isn't
that I wanted to--

They haven't started yet,
have they?

Just about to.

What is it, Sam?
You seem a little upset.

Who? Me?

No, no.
I'm perfectly relaxed and calm.

Larry, you have to
call off this audition.

Well, why?

Now, look.
It's something about Charlie.

Don't ask me what it is.

But if you put him
in front of a camera,

you're going to be
very embarrassed.

[WHISPERING]
And this is very confidential.

What is?

What I just told you.

What did you tell me?

DIRECTOR [OVER P.A.]:
Okay, Al, put him in the chair.

AL:
Right.

I want to wish you
all the luck.

Since I've met you,
fortune has already smiled.

If you ask me,
he's some kind of nut.

You should be
such a nut.

DIRECTOR:
What's happening, Al?

Why isn't he in the chair?

AL [ON P.A.]:
He is.

I mean the black
leather one.

AL [OVER P.A.]:
That's the one he's in.

Well,
what do you think?

Of what?

Well, how does he look
to you?

Frankly, I don't know
what they see in him.

Me, neither.

How you doing?

Well, we're having a little
strabismus trouble, Mr. Tate.

I'm afraid
we'll have to

postpone
the audition.

[♪♪]

Mother!

Oh, there you are.

How did it go,
darling?

Well, fortunately,
it didn't.

They thought there was
something wrong

with their equipment.

Oh, what a shame.

It would have made
a delightful

conversation piece.

Yes,

and when Darrin
found out about it,

he would have a fit.

As I say, what a shame.

Have you made any progress
with Tabatha?

Who had a chance?

Elena hasn't left me alone
for a moment.

It's Helen.

Oh, well,
whatever her name is,

she certainly knows how to keep
a conversation ho-humming.

[YAWN]

Is she upstairs?

Well,
I'll get rid of her.

We have to get the Prince
back in the book

before Darrin gets home.

Oh, please. I beg of you,
don't send me back.

Sorry Charlie,
but I don't have any choice.

Besides, you'll be
much happier there.

No, I won't.
I like it here.

Everyone's so kind.

Especially the ladies.

I don't want to go back.

Well, for your
information,

you don't have
any choice, either.

ENDORA: Samantha,
I hate to say you're wrong,

but you're wrong.

Pardon?

Now I realize what the
problem's been all along.

It isn't that Tabatha's not
performing the spell properly.

But it can't work
if he doesn't want to go back.

Mother, I hope this isn't
another one of your

questionable jokes.

If I'm not telling the truth,

may I never enjoy another glass
of wolfsbane on the rocks.

What about
Sleeping Beauty?

Who?

Now who's joking?

No. No,
I don't think he is.

I'll be back
in a minute.

Oh...

Gad,
you're beautiful.

If only you were
a little more inhuman.

I'll go right down.

Oh, would you mind

if I called my mother
in Buffalo

and reverse
the charges?

I really ought
to tell her about Charlie.

Helen,

why don't you wait
till later?

You mean when
the rates change?

Well,
when somethin' changes.

Oh.

Do you have any objections
to a big wedding?

SAMANTHA [UPSTAIRS]:
Mother, would you and Charlie

come up here
for a minute?

Very well.

Mind if I borrow him
for just a little bit?

Oh.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Will you see who that is,
please?

Oh, of course.

Oh.

How did you know
I was here?

They told me
at the hotel.

I just wanted to s--

Well, anyway,
I'm sorry I left last night

without saying
anything.

Oh, that's okay.

RALPH:
No, it's not.

I shouldn't have left
without telling you,

I think you're one of
the rudest girls I ever met.

Well,
I'm sorry you feel that way.

Well, that's the way I feel.

I'm just glad
that I found out in time.

Look, if the only reason--

What do you mean,
"found out in time"?

You think I want
to marry somebody

that runs after every
pretty face she sees?

Marry?

Ralph, dear,
don't stand out there.

You'll catch your death
of cold.

It's who?

Sleeping Beauty,
who else?

You see, Tabatha zapped him out
of the middle of the book.

He didn't know about
the end of the story.

See what you get
if you go back?

Well, go ahead.

[♪♪]

Do you still want
to stay here?

As you people say,
"are you kidding?"

In that case...

All right,
Sweetheart.

Uh-huh...

Ah.

Ha!
Very good.

And they lived
happily ever after.

Right.

Now it's my turn.

Now remember
Tabatha,

under no circumstances
whatsoever

are you
to do that again.

Now, do you
understand?

Do you
understand?

Yes, Mommy.
[SNICKERS]

Well, it could have
been worse.

Suppose you'd been reading her
one of the Babar books?

Well, at least Helen
wouldn't have flipped

over an elephant.

Which reminds me,

how am I going to
tell her about Charlie?

Ah. My suggestion
is straight shock treatment.

Behave yourself.

TABATHA:
Yes, Mommy.

Helen?

Helen?

Yes?

Charlie is gone,
Helen.

And he's not coming back.

Charlie who?

I've got something
to tell you, too.

Guess who's
getting married.

Us.

[♪♪]

Would you say
she's rather fickle?

Maybe so.

But I'm sure
she'll never forget

cousin what's his name.

[♪♪]