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Here you are,
sweetheart.
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Thanks, honey.
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You know what
this weekend?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Not a single, solitary
blessed thing.
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I'm not even gonna
answer the phone.
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If that doorbell rings,
it can just ring.
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[TREE BRANCHES
BREAKING]
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Oh, just, uh...
Hello there.
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What if somebody
lands in our tree?
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Oh, dear, I'm afraid I zigged
and I should have zagged.
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Oh...
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Oh, come here, Aunt Clara.
Let me help you.
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Oh dear.
My.
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Oh, thank you,
dear. Tha--
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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I thought you weren't gonna
answer the doorbell.
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We answered the tree.
Why not the doorbell?
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Oh, oh, I hope
I'm not intruding.
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No. Never.
Oh.
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We're always happy
to see you, Aunt Clara.
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Oh, bless you,
dear.
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Darrin, am I lucky
I caught you at home.
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Oh. Hi, Larry.
Uh, come on in.
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Honey,
it's Larry.
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Hi, Larry.
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Hi, Sam.
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You remember
Aunt Clara?
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Of course.
Aunt Clara?
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Oh, hello.
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Oh, have I got
great news.
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Great news,
Darrin!
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Sit down.
Sit down.
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Uh, you mind
if I stand?
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No, why?
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Because whenever you say
"sit down, sit down" like that,
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I always end up
back on my feet, yelling.
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Ha-ha! Not this time you won't,
you lucky son of a gun.
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How would you and Sam like
an all-expense-paid weekend
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in Chicago?
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Chicago?
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Oh, I think that sounds
wonderfully exciting.
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You know the Springer
Pet Food account
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is coming up for renewal.
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What I had in mind is
for you and Sam
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to soften him up a little.
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Smooth the road for us
next week.
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So, I arranged
this little luncheon
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with Springer and his wife.
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What do you say to that?
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You mean, you don't want to go?
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Actually, Sam and I
have plans for the weekend.
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Oh, now, don't
you worry about me.
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You two go
and have a good time,
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and I'll stay here
and take care of Tabatha.
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[IN UNISON]
Thanks, Aunt Clara.
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Thanks, Aunt Clara.
Then it's all settled.
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The plane reservations,
hotel reservations.
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Plane leaves at 4,
at your hotel.
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Well, I guess
I have to be running along.
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I was going to
suggest that.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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You know,
if we land that renewal,
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there's a big bonus
in it for you.
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You son of a gun.
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Oh, isn't that a nice man?
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[???]
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Aunt Clara,
we're leaving.
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AUNT CLARA:
I'll be right there.
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Tickets, money,
car keys.
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I'm all set
except for one thing.
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What's that?
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My peace of mind.
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Oh, Darrin. Will you
please stop carrying on?
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Aunt Clara's
taking care of Tabatha.
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But who's gonna
Aunt Clara?
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Shh!
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Everything's under
control.
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And our little darling
is fast asleep.
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Good. Now you have
that list I gave you?
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Well, yes. It's here. It's here.
Everything's on it.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Now you run along
and enjoy yourselves.
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Well thank you, dear.
Goodbye.
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Bye-bye,
darling.
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You be sure to
at bedtime, Aunt Clara.
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Come on, come on.
Goodbye.
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If she cries
during the night--
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Goodbye,
Uh-huh.
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To me,
Stephens,
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the most
in any product
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is the pride
who makes it.
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And the man
who sells it.
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Exactly.
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Of all the pet foods
we manufacture,
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my favorite
is our birdseed.
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Now, I believe
in birdseed.
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Mrs. Springer will
tell you that.
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Right, dear?
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Oh, yes.
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Tell them about
the sales convention.
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Oh. Well, we had this
one wise-guy salesman and--
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He claimed he wasn't selling
any birdseed,
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because it wasn't
fit for animals.
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So, Alvin stood up, and he ate
a whole box of birdseed,
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and made a fool of him.
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Hm.
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Tell them about it, dear.
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That's it.
I ate the whole box.
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Now, how many other birdseed
manufacturers would do that?
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Not too many, I imagine.
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Maybe none.
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Pardon?
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I mean, that's certainly
of faith.
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Well, thank you,
young lady.
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May I tell you
both something?
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Now, we've only
just met,
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but in my opinion,
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you two are real
pet food people.
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We are?
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Thank you.
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[CLAPS]
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[GIGGLES]
Monkey.
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Um. Um.
Uh, well, now I--
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[SCREECHES]
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Where did that come from?
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Oh!
Oh, oh.
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Ha-ha.
Uh...
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Funny monkey.
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There isn't a thing
on that list
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about what to feed
the monkey.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Hi, Aunt Clara.
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I was just calling to see
if everything's all right.
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I'm glad you called.
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I didn't know what to
feed the monkey.
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Feed the what?
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I said, I d-- I don't know what
to feed uh, Tabatha's monkey.
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Y-you're not talking about
her stuffed monkey, are you?
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No, no. This isn't
a stuffed monkey.
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Oh, no, uh,
if anything, uh...
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Oh, I think he's hungry.
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Don't do a thing, Aunt Clara.
I'll be right there.
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That was your mommy,
and she's going...
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to pop in.
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Well, that's just
as I thought.
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Oh,
Aunt Clara.
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Tabatha turned her toy monkey
into a real one.
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Oh, that's what you meant.
Oh. Isn't she wonderful?
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Oh, she's coming along,
you know?
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Tabatha, you turn him back
immediately.
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AUNT CLARA:
Oh, she really is talented.
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She is rather amazing,
isn't she?
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But...Aunt Clara,
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that is something we do not
want to encourage.
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Well, why not,
for heaven's sake?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Aunt Clara...remember,
I'm not here.
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You're not?
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Oh! Ha-ha.
Of course.
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Hello, Aunt Clara.
I'm Louise Tate, remember?
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Oh, yes.
Uh, yes...
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Uh, Samantha
isn't here.
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Of course.
She's in Chicago.
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Oh?
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You mean, she didn't tell you
where she went?
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Oh, I know where she went,
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but I don't know where
she's going.
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Pardon?
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AUNT CLARA:
in case I see her?
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No. I'll uh--
tomorrow night.
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I got rid of her.
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Hm. Well you almost
got rid of me.
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Now...let's go over
that list.
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Number one...
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What did you mean,
if you see her? How--
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Samantha?
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Hi, Louise.
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I-I thought you
were in Chicago.
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Ahh. Well, yes.
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Uh, well, uh,
I-- I was going,
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but at the last minute,
our plans.
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Our sitter
got sick.
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Well, I thought your aunt
was sitting for you.
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[COUGHS]
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Oh, I'm sorry. You better
take care of that.
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Take care of what?
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[SLAPS ON BACK]
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What a shame,
Samantha.
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I mean, Larry was counting
on your being there.
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In fact, he suggested
to make sure
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that everything
was all right.
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Oh, how sweet
of Larry.
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Yes, he...is thoughtful.
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Well, I'm sorry
rushing off, Louise.
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I'd ask you to stay
for a cup of coffee.
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Well, thanks anyway.
Some other time.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Wait a second.
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Who said I was in a rush?
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[LAUGHING]
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That's very good.
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Isn't that
amusing?
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Ah, no, no.
Don't get up.
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We were getting worried
about you.
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We certainly
were.
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Well, I'm sorry,
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but I had trouble
to our sitter.
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But you did.
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Oh, yes.
Everything's fine.
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Good.
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For the most part.
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MR. SPRINGER:
your little love nest
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in such good order.
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00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,230
Meanwhile, we have a little
surprise of our own.
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Haven't we, Stephens?
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Yes, honey.
While you were on the phone,
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Mr. Springer agreed
to renew the account.
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Oh, that is a happy
surprise.
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And I'm just about to
put a call through
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to Larry Tate right now
and give him the good news.
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Excuse me.
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Larry Tate?
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Alvin just can't wait
to tell him
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how fond we are
of both of you.
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Oh, ha, that's nice.
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Now, what's
the matter, honey?
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Nothing.
Nothing at all, Darrin.
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Hm.
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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Speaking.
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It's Springer.
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Darrin's really
this time.
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Well, hello there,
Mr. Springer.
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Now, I know why
you're calling.
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I just found out
myself
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that Stephens couldn't
bring his wife along.
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His wife couldn't
make it, eh?
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But I can assure you
that she was brokenhearted.
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You may as well
know the worst, Tate.
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Stephens had the colossal gall
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to bring along some blond
he picked up.
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And he introduced her
as his wife.
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What?!
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Mr. Springer, I-- I--
I can't believe that.
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Well, frankly, that's not
the sort of man I want
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to represent Springer Pet Food
to the public.
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And I shouldn't think
it's the kind of man
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you'd want in your employ.
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Right, Mr. Springer,
on both counts.
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But I hope it's not going to
affect our relationship.
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Not at all.
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Oh, thank you.
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Because as of this moment,
our relationship has ended.
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Mr. Springer. Uh, wait.
Just-- Just let--
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00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,160
[CLICK]
262
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,210
Hello?
263
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,160
[SIGHS]
264
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,040
Ah, did you
reach Mr. Tate?
265
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,040
I did.
266
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,180
I bet he flipped
when you told him.
267
00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,030
Oh, he flipped
all right.
268
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,000
MR. SPRINGER:
Mrs. Stephens,
269
00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:51,040
you haven't told us
your home life.
270
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,140
I'm sure Mrs. Springer
would be interested.
271
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,220
[SIGHS]
272
00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,180
Well, what would you
like to know?
273
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:59,120
SAMANTHA:
a girl.
274
00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,220
A very
nice house.
275
00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:02,220
That keeps me busy
most of the time.
276
00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,020
Does it?
277
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,120
Young lady, you're
coolest numbers
278
00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,120
I've ever
run into.
279
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,200
I beg your pardon?
280
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,000
MR. SPRINGER:
for that now.
281
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,130
My dear, at the risk of
offending your delicate ears,
282
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,110
with the height
of gross indecency...
283
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,120
this lady is not
Mrs. Stephens.
284
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,220
Oh!
285
00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,120
What do you mean?
talking about?
286
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,210
Uh, n-now,
now, Darrin.
287
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,010
And don't deny it.
Tate just told me.
288
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,030
Huh?
289
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:37,030
The nerve!
290
00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,050
Come along, my dear.
291
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,130
I'm sure you want
to go home and lie down.
292
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,130
Oh, yes, dear.
293
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,050
I feel one of my
migraines coming on.
294
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,140
Goodbye, Mr. Stephens.
295
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,220
MRS. SPRINGER:
Whoever-You-Are.
296
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,220
What did he mean?
What's he talking about?
297
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:58,110
Well, sweetheart.
I think I know.
298
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:04,120
Remember when it was your idea
that I call the house?
299
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,180
Mm-hm.
300
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,110
W-well,
while I was checking,
301
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,150
Louise dropped by.
302
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,180
Louise?
303
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,190
Dropped by?
304
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,000
Out there in
the phone booth?
305
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:18,150
No. In there.
In our front hall.
306
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,150
You mean, you--
307
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:22,190
Oh.
308
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,220
And Louise told Larry,
and Larry told Springer.
309
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,210
Oh, Sam, why didn't
you use the phone?
310
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Well...
311
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,150
Oh, no. The phone.
Oh, the phone.
312
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,210
The phone.
313
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:50,030
Oh.
Well, hello.
314
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:52,020
Well, aren't you home
a little early?
315
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:54,200
We're home
a lot early.
316
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,220
There was a slight
change in plans.
317
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,030
So slight it's
too horrible to mention.
318
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,140
Hello,
sweetheart.
319
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,140
Aunt Clara...Darrin
may lose his job.
320
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:07,180
Oh, I think that's splendid.
321
00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:11,150
Then you'll be able
to spend more time at home.
322
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,220
Oh, I'm happy for you.
323
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,180
And, if I have
helped in any way...
324
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,120
[GIGGLES]
325
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,220
Aunt Clara...
326
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,170
I think maybe
Tabatha upstairs.
327
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,110
Oh, yes. Ha-ha.
Come along, dear.
328
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,200
Oh, I just knew
a lucky weekend
329
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,030
for both of you.
330
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:36,120
Sweetheart...
she meant well.
331
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,200
Yeah.
332
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,150
[SIGHS]
333
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,130
You know, this may be
the best thing
334
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,190
that's ever
happened to me.
335
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,040
It's time
I made a change.
336
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,110
Darrin...when you talked to
Larry on the phone,
337
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,140
he didn't come right out
and fire you, did he?
338
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:54,120
No. He's waiting until
I call him back,
339
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,160
then he's going to fire me.
340
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:58,210
Now, Darrin,
I know Larry.
341
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,140
Now, I bet he's sitting at home
right this minute,
342
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:04,020
just feeling terrible about
the whole thing.
343
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,120
You really think so?
344
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:08,180
Of course,
he does need me.
345
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:13,040
As a matter of fact...
I'm indispensable.
346
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,190
In the advertising
business,
347
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,160
men of my caliber are
very hard to find.
348
00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:18,200
He can't afford to
fire me.
349
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,210
[TELEPHONE
RINGS]
350
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,150
Hello?
351
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,110
Oh, hi, Larry.
How are you?
352
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,110
Did I tell you?
353
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,170
How's everything, Lar?
354
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,110
Fine, Darrin,
just fine.
355
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:31,180
Now that I've got
the Springer account back.
356
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,040
You got the account back.
That's terrific, Lar.
357
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,160
How'd you do it?
358
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,170
Oh, it was easy.
359
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,210
I just promised Springer
360
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,190
you'd never set foot
in our office again.
361
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,010
Uh, w--
Uh, wait a minute.
362
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,160
Wait-- Wait a minute,
Larry--
363
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:45,150
So first thing tomorrow,
come in and clear out your desk,
364
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,230
before Springer arrives
from Chicago.
365
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,020
[CLICK]
366
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,040
Now he wants me to come in
and clear out my desk
367
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,030
first thing tomorrow.
368
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,040
Oh, dear.
369
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120
And I'm glad.
370
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,220
Glad?
371
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,160
At least we don't
a logical explanation
372
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:02,120
of what happened
in Chicago.
373
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,050
That's true.
374
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,230
Um, sweetheart...
375
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,230
could I go
with you tomorrow?
376
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,230
What for?
377
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:15,040
W-well, I have to take, uh,
Tabatha shopping and so, uh...
378
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,120
Do you mind?
379
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,030
Okay.
380
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,130
Anyway, it's nice having your
loved ones with you
381
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:24,010
when you're walking
the last mile.
382
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,050
Oh.
383
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200
Martini?
384
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,230
Two.
Oh.
385
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:37,110
Yes, sir.
Mr. Tate.
386
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,020
Mr. Springer...
387
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,010
Mr. Tate says he'll
be down momentarily.
388
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,210
Huh.
About time.
389
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,040
DOORMAN:
how are you?
390
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,140
How are you,
Mrs. Stephens?
391
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,140
Fine, Charlie.
392
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,130
And look
who's here.
393
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,170
My, but you're getting
to be a big girl.
394
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,210
You know, Mrs. Stephens,
the way she's growing up
395
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,010
is enough to
scare you.
396
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,130
And what a doll.
397
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,120
Yeah, she's
of you.
398
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,000
Thank you,
Charlie.
399
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,120
Well, I got to
get back to work.
400
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,040
Mr. Stephens...
Mrs. Stephens.
401
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,200
Goodbye.
Charlie.
402
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:16,150
Stephens! Hold it
a minute, will you?
403
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,200
Mr. Springer.
404
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:21,120
Then I did hear right.
This is your wife.
405
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,230
Believe it or not.
406
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,150
But I don't
understand.
407
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,230
Darrin, how dare you
confront Mr. Springer.
408
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,040
I'm sorry, sir.
I told him--
409
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,200
It's all right, Tate.
It's all right.
410
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,220
I'm just trying to
confusion.
411
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:36,010
Oh, boy. You mean,
in the open, huh?
412
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,170
I'm sorry, Sam. I--
from you.
413
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,020
What?
414
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,010
Tate, I think
who's confused.
415
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,050
This is the Mrs. Stephens
who was in Chicago.
416
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,220
The real
Mrs. Stephens.
417
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,150
Huh? But Loui--
418
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:51,000
Louise said--
I don't understand.
419
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,120
Will somebody please
going on here?
420
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,170
Mr. Springer...
421
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:59,000
we enjoy socializing
with my husband's clients,
422
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:03,040
not because we feel
but because we want to.
423
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,160
Now, my husband feels very
strongly about that.
424
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,160
Don't you, dear?
425
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,050
Uh, yes!
Of course.
426
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,130
SAMANTHA:
that little misunderstanding
427
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,010
about who
he was with,
428
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,000
he thought that your
attitude was out of line,
429
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,230
and you didn't
deserve an explanation.
430
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,220
Is that a fair statement,
sweetheart?
431
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,150
Yes. I would say
that was very fair.
432
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,180
I think.
433
00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:28,120
We purposely made you think
that Samantha wasn't my wife,
434
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,010
just to see how you'd react.
435
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,130
Right, Lar?
436
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,110
He's crazy.
My wife--
437
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:36,040
MR. SPRINGER:
I'd like to hear more.
438
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,160
Oh, yes. Ha-ha.
So would I.
439
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:41,010
Uh, go on Stephens,
by all means.
440
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,110
Uh, McMann and Tate is uh,
one of the busiest
441
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,120
advertising firms
in the country.
442
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:46,190
They're in demand.
443
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:50,140
And we just--
have time, uh...
444
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,190
fooling around with people
who are more interested
445
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:56,200
in prying into their
in the job they do for them.
446
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:59,230
Are you saying you
don't want my account?
447
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,000
Uh, he didn't say that.
Uh, you didn't say that.
448
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,020
Did you, Darrin?
449
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,180
No, I'm saying
we want your account,
450
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,030
but we don't need it.
451
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,150
And that represents
your point of view, too?
452
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,210
Oh, no. I should say not.
453
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,150
Too bad. Because I think it's
a-- Kind of a unique attitude.
454
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,160
MR.SPRINGER:
Takes guts.
455
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:24,110
That's it. Guts.
Guts and imagination.
456
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,040
You might say that's
our entire backbone.
457
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,050
So to speak.
458
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:33,110
All I'm really saying is,
if we deliver the goods--
459
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,130
and I believe we have--
460
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,010
what else matters?
461
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,010
I like his style.
on the payroll.
462
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,010
LARRY:
really off. Ha-ha.
463
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,030
Oh, I was just trying to
into him. Ha-ha.
464
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,210
Thanks,
old buddy.
465
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,030
Well, his kind
easily.
466
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:53,180
And I wouldn't want
the opposing side.
467
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,180
Mm.
468
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,110
Well...
469
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:59,210
it's nice to have you two
Pet Food family.
470
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,160
And you too,
sweetheart.
471
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,220
Hi.
472
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,170
Well, I guess that cancels
our luncheon appointment date.
473
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,220
I've got to take
Mrs. Springer shopping.
474
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,150
Now, why don't we all meet
tonight at my hotel,
475
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,220
and we'll finalize
the deal.
476
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:14,010
Great.
477
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,180
Bye-bye.
478
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:18,000
See you tonight,
Mr. Springer.
479
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,040
All right, Tate.
Thank you.
480
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,160
Bye-bye.
481
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:29,020
Darrin...
forgive me.
482
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,120
I-I must be going
out of my mind.
483
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,210
No, I take it back.
484
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,010
It's Louise who's
going out of her mind.
485
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,010
Oh, now, Larry.
486
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,000
Don't you go
blame it on Louise.
487
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,180
Why not? No question
about it, she's crazy.
488
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:46,030
How could she be crazy?
489
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:47,210
She married you,
didn't she?
490
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,010
That's true.
491
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,230
Well, uh, we're going to
take Tabatha shopping.
492
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,120
Uh, wait a minute,
Darrin.
493
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:59,030
Why didn't you
tell me the truth?
494
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,130
I was testing you.
495
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160
Oh!
496
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,010
Oh, good morning,
Sleep well?
497
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,180
Oh, not particularly.
498
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:23,210
I've been so worried
about that poor Mrs. Tate.
499
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,150
Is she
any better?
500
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:28,020
Well, I'm expecting
her over any minute.
501
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,150
And I think I can
straighten her out.
502
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,160
With a little help.
503
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:33,190
Excuse me.
504
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,190
I hate to impose,
Serena,
505
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,190
but you do owe me
a favor or three.
506
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,220
Well, well,
well.
507
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,200
What happened to
all your mortal values?
508
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,110
I thought it wasn't
nice to lie.
509
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:53,180
Well, this is just
a little white lie.
510
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:55,050
And for a good purpose.
511
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,130
Oh, I see.
512
00:21:57,170 --> 00:22:00,230
In your mortal world,
a good reason to lie.
513
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,020
Yes. No. I mean.
Uh...
514
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,150
[DOORBELL RINGS]
515
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,200
Oh!
There she is.
516
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,110
N-now Serena,
please cooperate.
517
00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:13,150
Oh, very well.
But this settles our account.
518
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:17,120
Oh, uh...I have
to make a few changes.
519
00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,050
Mm.
520
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:34,180
Yuck!
521
00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:38,110
Aunt Clara,
if that's Louise,
522
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:41,130
I want to talk
to her alone, okay?
523
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,220
Hi, Louise.
Come on in.
524
00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:49,210
Can't stay long.
the psychiatrist at 9.
525
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,030
Well, you have time
for a cup of coffee.
526
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:55,120
Good morning,
Aunt Clara.
527
00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:56,160
Hi.
528
00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:04,180
Aunt Clara...I think
I heard the baby cry.
529
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:07,200
You did? Well, I didn't
hear the baby cry.
530
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,220
Aunt Clara...
531
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:10,120
[MOUTHING SILENTLY]
532
00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:15,150
Oh! Oh, I think I hear
the baby crying.
533
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:21,220
Louise, I thought if you
dropped by here first,
534
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,040
you might not have to go
to the psychiatrist.
535
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,210
Oh, I certainly do.
Larry insists.
536
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,160
And frankly, after what
happened, I don't blame him.
537
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,170
Oh, Samantha, I just can't
apologize enough
538
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,130
for all the trouble
I've caused you.
539
00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:37,130
Louise...I'd like you
to meet somebody.
540
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,000
Come on in!
541
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:48,040
Is she...
542
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,210
It's my cousin,
Serena.
543
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,180
Do you mean, when I dropped by
here the other day that she...
544
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,150
That's right.
545
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:59,000
Well, why didn't you tell me
who you were?
546
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,150
You didn't ask me.
547
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:04,180
Uh, Louise...
548
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,120
I'm afraid Serena
was playing games.
549
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,190
When we were children,
fool people.
550
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:13,120
And...well, Serena
would like to apologize.
551
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,150
Wouldn't you?
552
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,020
If you say so.
553
00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:17,150
[SIGHS]
554
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:20,030
What a relief.
and tell Larry.
555
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,110
Well, I'm glad it's
all cleared up.
556
00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:24,220
I'll walk you
to your car.
557
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,120
SERENA:
sweetheart.
558
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:35,010
Good morning.
Who was that?
559
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,020
Louise.
560
00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:37,180
Were you able to
straighten her out?
561
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,030
Yes, I think she'll
be okay now.
562
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:41,210
Where's my
good-morning kiss?
563
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,210
Right here.
564
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,220
Hey!
565
00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:46,040
And don't ever
try that again, Serena.
566
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,040
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