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[GUITAR PLAYING
TRANQUIL MELODY]
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Huh?
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[GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES]
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What are you doing?
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
I'm waiting
to see the queen.
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And who gave you permission
to wait up here?
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Oh, it's much too noisy
down there.
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I have to have it quiet
when I'm practicing.
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Would you like to hear
the witch's anthem
I've been working on?
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No!
I'll be glad to.
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♪ Off we go into
the wild black yonder ♪
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♪ Witches all, all in a row ♪
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♪ Up in the sky ♪
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Say, what do you
think of it so far?
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That happens to be a direct
steal from the Air Corps song.
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Really?
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And where do you think
they got it?
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Sam!
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Something's up.
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And I think
it's Darrin.
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What is that hippie
doing upstairs?
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For your
information,
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that is the proper
dress of a 17th century
minstrel.
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Hm.
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[COUGHS SOFTLY]
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Get rid of
this mob.
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But we're
not finished.
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Are you still planning
to work on the church
bazaar tomorrow?
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Of course.
Then you're gonna
need your sleep.
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Tell them to come back
some other time.
Darrin!
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Are you gonna tell them
to clear out, or am I?
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You better let me do it.
There's been enough grumbling
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about you interfering
with the queen's business.
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It might turn
into a roar.
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Roar?
Well, vice versa!
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Shh!
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[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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I'm terribly sorry,
but I'm afraid
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I'm going to have to
dissolve our session
for this evening.
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[GROUP PROTESTING]
I will see you all
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at the earliest possible
convenience.
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At least your being queen
has some benefit.
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Honey!
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Honey?
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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It isn't Samantha,
it's Dumbo.
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Who?
Her husband.
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If we could only
get rid of him.
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Oh! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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I've just had a perfectly
marvelous, evil idea.
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And? And?
Oh, tell us,
tell us.
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Please!
Come here. Come...
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Oh, what is it?
What is it?
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I have something marvelous
to tell you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[♪♪]
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Honey...
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You're not still sore
about last night, are you?
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Well, I am the queen and
I do have a responsibility
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to my subjects.
Well, sure, but--
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And we did have
an agreement.
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I think agreements
should be honored.
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You are sore.
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Will it help if I say
I'm sorry?
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I am not sore.
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And, yes, it'll help.
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I'm sorry.
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Mm... Are you sure
you have to go?
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Of course.
The bazaar opens tomorrow,
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and there's loads
of work to be done
down at the church.
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I'm gonna be
awful bored around here
with nothing to do.
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Fix the railing
on the gazebo.
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That'll keep
you busy.
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What?
On my day off?
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[WHISPERS]
Serena. Serena!
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Has dear
cousin Samantha gone?
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She's just left.
Now it's time
to get to work.
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Oh, this is going
to be a ball!
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I'll bet
it'll be more fun
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than the time
I joined the Navy.
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Serena, we are not here
to have fun.
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You're here to do a job.
Remember that.
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Yes, but I always manage
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to combine business
with pleasure.
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Shall we go?
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Oh, just a few
small details.
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Ah! It's just perfect.
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That's funny.
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Mrs. Stephens drove away
in her car
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and came back without it.
So what?
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If you ask me, there's
something mighty peculiar
going on around here.
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You're right.
So why don't you
stop going around?
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[HAMMER POUNDING]
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Hi, honey.
What happened?
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There were so many volunteers
down at the church,
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we were just getting
in each other's way.
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They asked me to come back
tomorrow instead.
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Sorry you weren't needed,
but, boy, am I glad
to have you back.
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Come here
and give us a kiss.
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If you want a kiss,
come and get it.
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Okay.
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[LAUGHS]
Now, listen...
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Oh, ha, ha.
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[CHUCKLES]
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What's the big idea?
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Have you flipped?
What's gotten into you?
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Nothing.
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I just didn't feel like
being pawed.
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Well, the next time
you feel that way,
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a simple "leave me alone"
will do.
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You're still sore,
aren't you?
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Well, why shouldn't I be?
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You humiliated me
in front of my subjects.
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I apologize!
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Big deal.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SIGHS]
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I'll get it.
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Oops. Sorry.
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I wonder if I could
borrow a cup--
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Uh, did you...
lose something?
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Not yet,
but I'm about to.
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Sugar?
Uh...yeah.
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Oh, uh, Mrs. Stephens,
I just wondered,
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what happened
to your car?
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Well, I have a question
for you too.
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What happened
to your shoes?
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[SHRIEKS]
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One cup of sugar,
coming up.
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Did-- Did you see that?
See what?
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How am I doing?
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Oh, splendidly.
Just splendidly.
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But don't
go overboard.
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Samantha's going to be
away all day.
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We have plenty
of time, Serena.
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Right-o.
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MRS. KRAVITZ:
I happened to look out my window
when she drove away,
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and I happened to be--
Here you are,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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You're not going
to leave without
your shoes?
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[SCREAMS]
[CUP CLATTERS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, did you see
the look on her face?
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Was that a riot?
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If you think that was a riot,
listen to this--
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Oh, just a minute.
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Sam, what is this?
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What
happened?
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What about the basis
for our marriage?
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No witchcraft under
any circumstances?
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I never should have
let you become queen.
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But that's just
the point.
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I am the queen.
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And it's made me realize
how tired I am
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of this whole
mortal charade.
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Tired of toeing the line.
Your line.
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Tired of jumping
every time you bark.
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I can't believe my ears.
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That's because
you hear only what
you want to hear,
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see only what you want
to see, like all other
human beings.
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Now, if you had any vision,
you would realize
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that you've taken
a wild, free spirit--
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a spirit that was born to ride
the wings of the wind--
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and penned me up in this
dreary, four-walled cage!
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And furthermore, y--
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Oh.
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Oh!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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What's wrong?
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Didn't I tell you
not to overdo it?
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Was I?
Were you?
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Serena, if we'd wanted
Sarah Bernhardt,
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we'd have sent for her.
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Now, you take it easy.
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Furthermore, what?
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I refuse to discuss it
any further,
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until you have
cooled off.
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Till I cool off?
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Oops!
Oh!
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
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This is fun,
isn't it?
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Somebody's idea of fun
is not necessarily
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somebody else's
idea of fun.
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I beg your pardon?
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It's a little late
for that now.
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Right in here,
Larry.
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Sit down, Larry.
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What I want to talk
to you about is, um...
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You've been married
a lot longer than I have.
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That is an unimpeachable fact.
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And I have the gray hairs
to prove it.
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Having a little problem
with Samantha?
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How did you know?
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Intuition.
Something wrong?
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Well, for one thing, she's not
as affectionate as usual.
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How long have you
been married?
Almost four years.
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Uh-huh.
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Darrin...
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let me explain something.
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Women begin marriage
in an atmosphere
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of compliance and willingness.
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They cater to a man,
make concessions
to him, et cetera.
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But slowly the bloom fades,
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and their patience
begins to wear thin.
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So?
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So you've had
four good years.
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What more do you want?
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Is that all I get?
Right.
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Now you move into the stage
where she thinks she's a queen.
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Boy, have you hit the nail
on the head.
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That's par for the course.
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Darrin, you don't have
any problem, believe me.
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Larry...
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Will you
do me a favor?
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Will you talk to her?
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See if you can find out
what's bothering her.
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All right, but I really
don't think you have a problem.
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Thanks, Larry.
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Uh, Samantha!
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SAMANTHA [HARSHLY]:
What is it?
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Uh, would, uh, you come here
for a minute, honey?
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Uh, look who's here!
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Hi, Sam.
Hi.
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Uh, you keep Larry, uh,
company while I...
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[MUMBLES]
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You're looking lovely,
as usual.
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How--?
How are you, Sam?
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Fine.
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Is, uh, everything
going okay?
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Everything's going
perfectly.
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Have I ever told you
that I'm just wild
about gray hair?
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No, as a matter of fact...
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I mean, you--?
You are?
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I earned every one
of them myself, you know.
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Oh! [GIGGLES]
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I'm simply crazy about
your sense of humor.
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Well, it's, uh...
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Tell me, is everything okay
between you and...
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...Darrin?
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Who?
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Your husband.
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Are your eyes...
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hazel...
or gray, Harry?
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It's Larry...
and lay off him!
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Why? He's cute.
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He's not your assignment,
Serena.
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Oh, Endora,
I never have any fun.
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What were you saying? Oh!
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My eyes.
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They're baby blue.
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They certainly are.
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Yes.
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And I think
I'd better get going.
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Nice to see you, Sam.
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
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No, no. You just
stay where you are.
255
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,201
I... I know my way out.
256
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,708
[WHISPERS URGENTLY]
Larry!
257
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,143
Did you talk to her?
258
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,679
Well, not much.
I mean, we talked
a little.
259
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,247
Did you get anything
out of her?
260
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,348
Yes.
261
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,317
But she didn't
tell me anything.
262
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,886
Well, what did she say?
263
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,321
Darrin, I think you've got
264
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,656
a little problem on your hands.
265
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,045
Sam?
Yes?
266
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,948
[SIGHS] I'm nice
and cool, now.
267
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,850
Let's have that
little talk.
268
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,285
About what?
269
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,590
This, um-- This thing
that's come over you.
270
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,926
Could you be under a spell,
by any chance?
271
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,529
Uh, maybe your mother,
uh, you know...
272
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,265
That's what you'd like
to believe, isn't it?
273
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,966
Anything but face the truth.
274
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,469
Okay, Sam.
What is the truth?
275
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:40,373
That I'm tired of all your
silly little mortal games.
276
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,942
That I am a witch
and a queen.
277
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,212
And from now on,
I'm going to act like it.
278
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,418
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
279
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,654
I'm convening
the royal court.
280
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,428
[♪♪]
281
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,642
Uh... Sam...
282
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,747
Sam! You can't do this
in broad daylight! We agreed!
283
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,218
Mortal agreements are not
binding under witches' law.
284
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,321
These are my people,
and I am their queen.
285
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,357
Well, this is my house,
and I am the king.
286
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,693
[LAUGHTER]
287
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,528
[LAUGHS]
288
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,464
Well, it's been nice
knowing you, too.
289
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,642
[CHEERING]
290
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,411
[CACKLES]
291
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,813
I hope he's gone
for good!
292
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,981
Ha!
Yay!
293
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,249
♪ Off we go ♪
294
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,451
♪ Into the wild black yonder ♪
295
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:02,021
♪ Witches all
All in a row ♪
296
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,222
ENDORA: Stop the music!
297
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,557
♪ Up in the sky-- ♪
298
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,225
Stop the music.
299
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,461
Why are you
celebrating?
300
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,963
He didn't take
his clothes.
301
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,666
We still have
work to do.
302
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,536
Endora. Really.
303
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,039
And don't worry,
I'll replace
the cup of sugar,
304
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,874
even though you
made me spill it.
305
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,409
What?
As a matter of fact,
306
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,244
it'll be ready for you
when you get home.
307
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,213
But--
Because I certainly
don't want to be
308
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,682
under any obligation
to you.
309
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,924
Sam! Come here!
310
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,092
Oh, are you back?
311
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,928
You bet I am!
312
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,896
Serena,
it's getting late.
313
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,264
It's time to play
our trump card.
314
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,466
All right.
Here I go.
315
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,071
And we're gonna
sit right down
and talk this--
316
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,945
What are you doing
in that outfit?
317
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,780
I'm going out
to do some shopping.
318
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,915
You are not!
319
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,483
Why not?
320
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,619
People will stare.
You'll attract attention.
321
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,787
So what?
322
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,889
Other men don't think
I'm so bad to look at.
323
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,092
But, but. But--
You just better
get used to it.
324
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,228
Because I am through
with this dull life.
325
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,231
Dull?
Yes. Dull, dull, dull.
326
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,134
I'm sick of simmering
like a watched pot.
327
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,970
I wanna get out
and boil.
328
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,771
Sam, listen to me,
you can't do this.
329
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,740
You're a wife
and mother!
330
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,409
Oh!
331
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,111
Oh, you want me
to dress
332
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,414
like a typical
mortal housewife
and mother?
333
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,550
Mm-hm.
334
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,318
Okay.
335
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,730
Now can I go shopping?
336
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,534
No! Will you--
[DOORBELL RINGS]
337
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,170
I'll get it.
No! Don't you dare!
338
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,638
Y-y-you get!
Go on!
339
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,842
Before somebody sees you
looking like that.
340
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,382
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
341
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,017
Gladys called me
from the bazaar
342
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,251
and asked me
to bring this over.
343
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,619
You didn't have
to do that.
344
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,855
That's what you think.
For some crazy reason,
345
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,091
Gladys told Mrs. Stephens
this would be waiting for her
346
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,860
when she got home
from the bazaar.
347
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,695
When Mrs. Stephens
got home from the bazaar?
348
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,498
Look, take my advice.
Stay out of it.
349
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,900
Personally, I think
the world of your wife.
350
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,636
Nice manners.
A fine lady.
351
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,471
And if you don't mind
my saying so,
352
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,341
one of the best-looking
women I ever--
353
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,344
Hi.
354
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,750
[CUP CLATTERS]
355
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,753
Mrs. Stephens isn't
feeling too well.
356
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,656
Neither am I.
357
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,558
Excuse me.
358
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,228
[LAUGHING]
359
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,497
Ah, he looked like
he'd seen a ghost.
360
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,833
Even a ghost would look
better than you do right now.
361
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,703
Excuse me, I have to, uh,
talk to Mr. Kravitz.
362
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,307
[LAUGHING]
363
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:15,247
♪ Oh, I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty ♪
364
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,785
When did you say
your wife called?
365
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,420
About five minutes ago.
366
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,690
And she said she wanted you
to bring the sugar over
367
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,560
before my wife got home
from the bazaar?
368
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,328
You see what
I have to put up with.
369
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,030
Your wife isn't even
down at the bazaar.
370
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:35,034
I wouldn't be too quick
to criticize Mrs. Kravitz.
371
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,470
It's finally beginning
to sink in.
372
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,972
You see, she was
telling the truth.
373
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,908
How could she be?
Your wife is right there
in the house.
374
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,644
I just knew that
it couldn't be my wife.
375
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,581
Are you feeling all right?
I'm gonna feel fine,
376
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,317
as soon as I give
a certain party a little
of her own medicine.
377
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,887
Oh, yeah? It wouldn't hurt
to take some yourself.
378
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,689
I-- I'll see you.
379
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,197
You were magnificent,
Serena.
380
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,699
Oh, thank you.
381
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,701
I do think we've got him
on the run.
382
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,003
Any minute, we should
hear him slamming out,
383
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,738
suitcases in hand.
384
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,075
Serena.
385
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,043
Ooh, are you gonna get it.
386
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,845
[SWEETLY]
Samantha.
387
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,448
I hope we're not going to
have another talk.
388
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,283
I think this is
going to be a final--
389
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,851
[CAR APPROACHING]
390
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:33,159
[WHISPERS]
Oh, no! It's Samantha!
391
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,494
Let's get out of here.
392
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,697
No!
393
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,699
I've planned
for this contingency.
394
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:44,837
We'll simply say
that we were testing
Dumbo's love.
395
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,773
Oh. That's good.
396
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,441
DARRIN: Sam!
397
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,479
Sam?
398
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,415
Phew!
399
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,884
Sam, where are you?
400
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,753
Right here!
401
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,495
Will you stop
playing games--
402
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,298
Well... I'm glad to see
403
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,799
you got yourself
cleaned up.
404
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,301
Well, it was
pretty dirty work.
405
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,869
You can say
that again.
406
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,671
Come here.
Ooh.
407
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,942
Let's stop simmering
and start boiling.
408
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,379
Uh, uh, uh...
You--? You all right?
409
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,048
Mm-hm.
410
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,751
Ow! What's the idea?
411
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,621
What's a friendly little pat
between a husband and wife?
412
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:38,991
From now on, I'm locking
the liquor cabinet.
413
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,727
What's in the box?
Your favorite pie.
414
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,896
And I've a good mind
not to give you any.
415
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,332
Lemon meringue pie?
416
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,766
Leave it alone,
sweetheart.
417
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,735
This is like an answer
to a prayer.
418
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,103
It'll spoil
your appetite.
419
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,472
No, it won't,
but it might
spoil yours.
420
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:54,573
What's that?
421
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,809
Where?
There.
422
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:02,615
I hope that
teaches you a lesson
you never forget.
423
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:07,653
Darrin, I am going
to give you three seconds
424
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,355
to explain this
lunacy
425
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:12,558
and then I am going
to let you have it.
426
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,861
One, two, three.
427
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,835
Well, how is it?
Good as usual?
428
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,604
Delicious.
429
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,806
Now, let's play fair
430
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:30,042
and let me have another one.
431
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,411
Gladly.
432
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,747
Oh! Oh, Darrin,
please don't!
433
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,715
Oh, please.
Darrin, I'm--
434
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,217
What is all this about?
435
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,618
As if you didn't know,
you--
436
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,220
Wait, listen! Ahh!
437
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,589
Does it have anything
to do with Mother?
But it must have!
438
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,425
Why are you taking it
out on me? Mother!
439
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,865
[SCREAMS]
440
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,433
Oh.
441
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,704
Uh, sorry, Endora.
442
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,873
I meant that
for Serena.
443
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,975
Who, me?
444
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,912
You mean, you're really--?
And she--?
445
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:11,150
Oh, Sam. Sam, you
probably thought
I'd flipped.
446
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,751
Has she been here
all day?
447
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,887
Mm-hm.
Pretending to be me?
448
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,155
Mm-hm.
449
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,590
Uh, Samantha, darling,
450
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,726
it was all your
mother's idea.
451
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,928
Sam, what can
I say?
452
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,197
[GRUNTS]
453
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,166
There's nothing to say.
454
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,539
Just get some spoons.
455
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,713
How do you like that,
Serena?
456
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,515
Not bad.
457
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,821
Oh! Mm.
458
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,256
She's right.
It is tasty.
459
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:58,664
[♪♪]
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