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Oh! You still here?
I think so.
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Although around here
you can never be sure.
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Yes, I’m still here.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I mean, aren’t you gonna
be late for the office?
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Mm-hmm.
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You mean just ’cause
Larry’s away, you’re gonna
take advantage of it?
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Can you think
of a better time?
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Anyway, I don’t have anything
important on my schedule
until tomorrow.
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(CLATTERING)
Hey! What was that?
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If I am not mistaken,
it is not a what.
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It’s a who.
Oh, boy.
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Oh!
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Step... There you are.
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Oh.
Are you all right?
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How nice of you to drop in.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
Aunt Clara, if you ever
want to try coming in
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through the front door,
I won’t object.
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Well, we don’t care where
you land. Here, let me take
your bag and your brolly.
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No, no, no.
Come around here.
Sit down.
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Uh, here, aunt Clara.
You’re welcome anytime.
You want some coffee?
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Oh, well, thank you.
Now, thank you.
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Ah.
Safe and sound.
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Oh, dear.
Would you like
part of the paper?
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Oh, no, you keep that
yourself, and I’ll just,
uh, zap up one for myself.
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(CLARA CHUCKLES)
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Oh, dear. Now, let’s see...
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Bubbling, bubbling potion,
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uh, secret rhyme,
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send me the morning
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Herald Times.
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Isn’t...
Isn’t today Friday?
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Aunt Clara, we’re going
to have a little talk.
I simply cannot...
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Yes, it is.
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(CLARA STAMMERS)
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Oh, look!
This is tomorrow’s paper!
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Fine! But just let me finish.
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I just want to find
the sports, uh, section,
you know.
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Darrin’s just trying
to tell you, darling, that...
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Since when have you
been interested in sports?
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(CHUCKLES)
If this is tomorrow’s
newspaper,
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then it will have
today’s racing results.
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So I’m going to, uh,
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pick a horse,
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and put something
on its tail.
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That’s "nose."
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Let me see.
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Sam!
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Well!
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Isn’t Larry Tate your boss?
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Yes, but that doesn’t
have anything to...
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What about him?
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It says he broke his leg.
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DARRIN: What?
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Yes, yes. There it is right
there. "Larry Tate, president
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of McMann and Tate,
breaks leg."
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Oh, no.
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Oh, dear. I’d send him
a get well card.
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But this is tomorrow’s
newspaper, and it hasn’t
happened yet.
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On this weekend of all
weekends. He and Louise
were going on
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their second honeymoon.
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Honeymoons are such fun,
especially when you have
someone with you.
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Sam, uh...
Yes? Oh.
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Well, what...
Sam, we’ve got to
get to Larry.
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We can’t. They made sure
that no one would know
where they were going.
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So what?
You can find him.
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How?
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You know.
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Darrin, are you suggesting
that I use witch...
Yes, I am.
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Sam, my boss
and one of my best friends
is about to break his leg!
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We can prevent it.
Are you gonna stand
there and...
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Oh, hold it.
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We can prevent it?
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Yeah. You can zap us
to wherever they are,
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And we can prevent Larry
from breaking his leg.
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"Yes" to part one,
but I’m doubtful
about part two.
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Darrin, it’s dangerous
fooling around
with the future.
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We’ll just have to take
the risk. Sam, we’re wasting
time. Let’s start twitching!
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Us? We’re partners, huh?
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Sam!
All right. All right.
Aunt Clara?
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CLARA: Uh, yes?
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Uh, dear, Darrin and I have
to go out for a while.
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Would you baby-sit until
we get back?
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Well, of course, dear.
Yes.
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Thank you.
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Well, here we go.
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Here, Darrin.
Hang on, hang on.
Oh.
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You ready?
Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Darrin, are you sure...
Yes!
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All right.
Eyes that see all,
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gentle winds,
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take us to where
our search begins.
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Oh, I wish I could do that.
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Now, let me see.
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How does it go again?
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Eyes that see all,
gentle winds,
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take me to where
my search begins.
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Ooh! Well, you can’t
win them all, you know.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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What’d I tell you?
Isn’t this place the greatest?
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Oh, it’s wonderful, Larry.
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And the best part of it is,
not a single solitary soul
knows where we are.
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Everything all right,
Mr. Tate?
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Oh, perfect.
You run a great place here,
Mr. Murray.
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You’re very kind.
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I’ve got to stop hitting
that brandy after dinner.
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You know, you’ve really got
marvelous legs, Louise.
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We gotta find a way
to show them more often.
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Oh, you are the most charming
liar I’ve ever known.
(LAUGHS)
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Darrin, do you really
have the heart to intrude
on a scene like that?
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We’d better intrude, and fast.
Can you think of a better way
to break a leg
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than on a badminton court?
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How are you gonna explain
our being here?
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I’m not. I’m gonna put them
on the defensive. Come on.
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Larry? Louise?
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Darrin!
Samantha!
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Okay, you two, who
told you we were here?
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What!
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You blabbed!
Oh, no... I...
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Tell the truth, Louise.
Samantha told you. Right?
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Oh, no... I had no idea...
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DARRIN: It’s okay.
If you’re here, you’re here.
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We know you want privacy as
much as we do, so you respect
ours, we’ll respect yours.
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Right, Sam?
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What?
Oh, right.
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Well, we’ll see you around.
Or rather, we won’t
see you around.
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Now wait a minute.
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What are you doing up here?
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Uh, I’m here on business,
in a way.
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What kind of business?
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Larry, you came up here
to relax and enjoy yourself.
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Here you are, worrying
about the office.
Forget about the office.
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He’s right, dear. Come on.
Let’s go play badminton.
Come on.
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Okay.
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DARRIN: Uh, wait.
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Uh, that’s no way to relax
and enjoy yourself.
It’s so physical.
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You’ll get all tensed up.
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Now, look, Darrin!
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Sweetheart,
it’s their vacation.
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Why don’t we let them enjoy it
the way they want?
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Thank you.
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Come on, Louise.
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Sam, quick. Let’s change
and get out there.
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Into what?
We didn’t bring anything.
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Since when has that been
a problem for us?
"Us"?
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Come on, Sam.
Zap it up, zap it up!
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No more bloody marys
at breakfast either.
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Good shot, dear.
Your serve.
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Hi.
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LOUISE: Oh, I’m sorry, honey.
Weren’t you ready?
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I told you this was
a dangerous game.
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Well, don’t let us disturb you
we’re not gonna stay.
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Good.
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You ready?
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(GASPS)
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Larry, you could’ve fallen
over this bench.
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You keep this up,
and you’ll end up
in the hospital.
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So will you,
if you don’t leave us...
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Larry, this is
too much for me.
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Why don’t we go over
by the pool?
Okay by me.
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See you.
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Darrin, can’t you see
how irritated he is?
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He’d feel a lot worse
with a broken leg.
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Ever occur to you
that a broken leg
might not take as long
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to fix as a broken
friendship?
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It’s got to be done,
Sam. Come on.
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Where?
To the pool.
Where else?
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If you ask me,
I think Darrin’s flipped.
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Well, he is acting
a little unusual.
More unusual than usual?
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Pretend we don’t
see them.
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Go on over there.
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Oh, well, now, he can’t
get into any
trouble like that.
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Why don’t we leave him alone?
Sam, you never know.
You just never know.
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Larry!
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Honey!
That was marvelous!
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Larry, that was great!
Watch it!
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Oh, uh, sunburn?
No, just burned.
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I didn’t know
you were a gymnast, Larry.
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Neither did I.
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Well, where are you kids
going to go now?
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I don’t know.
How about you kids?
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I asked you first.
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Larry, I feel a little done in
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why don’t we just go to
our room and relax,
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by ourselves?
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That’s a good idea.
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Did you hear that?
It’s okay with Samantha.
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I hope you people don’t feel
we’re deserting you.
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Oh, no.
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I’m thrilled.
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Now, I hope you’re not going
to suggest we follow them
to their room.
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Well...
What could possibly happen
to him in their room?
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Sam, 80% of all accidents
happen indoors.
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Miracle of miracles,
they’re not following us.
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Quick! The skateboard.
Get rid of it.
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Yet.
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Whew. There, you see?
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If we weren’t here,
he would’ve taken a header.
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If we weren’t here,
he’d be looking
where he was going.
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Come on.
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You know, I hate to admit it,
but you’re right about Darrin.
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He is awfully thick-skinned.
And he’s got a skull to match.
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Wait, Larry.
Hmm?
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This is our first
real honeymoon, you know.
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Yeah. I’d almost
forgotten. So?
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So you’re supposed to carry me
over the threshold.
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Hmm. Lovey, prepare
to be swept off your feet.
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Darrin, this is ridiculous.
I am not going to stand here
and peep.
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Why? There’s no law
that says...
There certainly is!
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And I’m just not.
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Here we are, alone at last,
to coin a...
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Oh, no!
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Of all the colossal...
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Look out
for the coffee table!
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Are you crazy?
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Uh, the coffee table.
You were about to
crash into it.
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Oh.
Hi, Louise.
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A little fast teamwork,
and we avoided an accident.
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Darrin, would you
do me a favor?
Get off my team.
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Oh, oh. Oh, you scared me
out of a year’s growth.
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Aw.
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Not that I want
to grow anymore.
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I just thought I’d pop in
while I had the chance.
How’s everything going?
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Oh, fine. Just fine.
I’m just warming up a bottle.
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Oh, good.
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And when the baby wakes up
from her nap,
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I’m going to warm a bottle
for her, too.
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Fine. Oh, aunt Clara,
are there any messages?
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Oh, yes, yes.
I’m glad you reminded me.
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Yes. Uh, Darrin’s secretary
phoned and said...
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The 2:00...
Appointment tomorrow
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has been changed to, uh,
3:00 today.
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Oh!
Now, wait a minute.
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No, hmm.
No. The 3:00...
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(STAMMERING)
The 3:00 appointment today...
237
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,966
Has been changed to the...
238
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:57,537
2:00 and...
Aunt Clara, didn’t you
write it down?
239
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,907
Oh, I’m glad you reminded me!
Of course, I did.
Oh, good, good.
240
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,543
I...
241
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,852
Oh, dear.
I should’ve used pencil.
242
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,954
Yes.
243
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,056
Oh, I remember!
244
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,359
There were three t’s.
245
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,395
What?
246
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,864
There were three t’s
in the message.
247
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,867
Three t’s?
248
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,038
The meeting for tomorrow
is for 2:00 today.
249
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:36,576
"The meeting for today
is at 3:00 tomorrow"
also has three t’s in it.
250
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,079
Now... Don’t confuse me.
251
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,148
Oh, uh, sorry, dear.
252
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:48,054
No. No, definitely,
definitely,
it was for 2:00 today.
253
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,523
Oh! And it’s 1:00 now!
254
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,359
I better get back to Darrin.
Kiss Tabatha for me.
255
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,029
That’s one thing I can do.
256
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,169
Why don’t you lie down
and take a nap, dear?
257
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,772
I’m not spending all this
money to sleep.
258
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,208
Is he still there?
Like he was nailed
to the ground.
259
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,946
I don’t see her though.
260
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:18,484
I wonder if they have a rear
entrance to this place
or an escape hatch.
261
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,131
I’ve gotta get
a complete checkup.
262
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,435
I think I will lie down.
263
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,273
The meeting’s been
changed to 2:00 today?
264
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,276
Are you sure?
Mm-hmm. Positive.
It has three t’s in it.
265
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,878
What?
Oh. Well, just a little joke.
266
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:50,216
Anyway, I’m glad. I think
we’ve made pests of ourselves
long enough. Shall we go?
267
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,852
Are you kidding?
Larry won’t be out of
the woods till midnight.
268
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,287
Now, I...
269
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,059
I’m going, but you stay here
and keep your eye on Larry.
270
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,627
Don’t let him
out of your sight.
271
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,363
I’m ready for takeoff.
272
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,307
Oh, and honey, see if you can
land me near the water cooler.
I’m thirsty.
273
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,744
Oh, yes.
A complete checkup.
274
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,647
And the sooner the better.
275
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,688
Larry.
Huh?
276
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,623
Samantha’s out there
alone now.
277
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:36,028
You don’t see Darrin?
Uh-uh.
278
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,733
Then I have a perfectly
terrific idea.
279
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,373
Larry?
Yes, Samantha?
280
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,309
I know it looks as if
we’re intruding
on your vacation,
281
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:55,147
and, well, I just want you
to know I feel terrible
about it.
282
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,482
That makes two of us.
283
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,317
Excuse me.
284
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,089
SAM: Larry?
285
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:09,495
Um, I wanted to say
that things aren’t always
what they seem.
286
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:13,633
And I think you ought to know
that you have a very valuable
friend in Darrin.
287
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,435
Well, with a friend like
that, who needs...
288
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,373
Anything else?
No.
289
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,743
Fine. Excuse me.
290
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,285
Now what?
291
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,721
I could make myself invisible.
292
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,393
Ooh. Samantha, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
293
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:45,531
Darrin, I don’t know
if that meeting’s over or not,
but you’ve got to come back.
294
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,868
Thanks, Stephens.
And sorry again about bringing
you in from out of town.
295
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:52,305
That’s perfectly okay.
But I am kind of anxious
to get back though,
296
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,907
So if you gentlemen will
excuse me, I’ll be going.
297
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,409
Good-bye.
Good-bye.
298
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,448
Oh, Stephens...
299
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:08,321
You know, when he says
he’s going, he really goes.
300
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,793
Man, this is the end.
301
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:18,464
The real end.
The last outpost
where a man can be alone.
302
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,802
You know it.
303
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,105
You!
304
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,840
Nothing like a good steam,
huh?
305
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,510
For your information,
I didn’t have to come here
to get steamed.
306
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,381
Why don’t you and Samantha
get lost?
307
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,783
Well, Larry, that’s not
a very nice thing to say.
308
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,785
You make it sound as though
we’ve been pests.
309
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,555
Oh. Do I?
310
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,724
Well, have we?
311
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:49,028
Oh, what’s the use.
Well, in that case,
let me make up for it.
312
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,999
Dinner tonight’s on me.
Champagne, the whole bit.
What do you say?
313
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,168
I tell you, I’ve had it
up to my eyeballs.
I won’t stand for anymore!
314
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,971
Well, I don’t blame you, dear.
Louise, we’re
going to be alone,
315
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,906
even if it means the end
of our friendship.
316
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:11,917
Oops.
317
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,590
Dinner here is black tie.
You’d better, uh...
318
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,924
Yeah. All right.
319
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,327
One black tie coming up.
320
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,644
What I need is a vacation...
In some other hotel.
321
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,153
Well, what are you
going to say to them?
322
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,221
I’m simply going to say...
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
323
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,025
I’ll show you what I’m
simply going to say.
324
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,462
Please, dear, be calm.
Aha.
325
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,164
Hi there.
Hello.
326
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,833
I just thought
we’d get a little
head start on dinner.
327
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,870
Uh, Darrin, Samantha.
We’re not going to have
dinner with you.
328
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,205
Was that calm enough?
329
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,342
Uh, not that we don’t
appreciate
it, but, well, we just can’t.
330
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:13,846
Oh, we understand.
Don’t we, Darrin?
331
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,116
Of course, we do.
They just don’t want us
to pick up the check.
332
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,451
In that case,
we’ll go dutch.
333
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,620
That’s not what I had in mind.
334
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,856
Well, then, if you insist,
you pick up the tab!
335
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,860
Darrin, I’m going to make
something clear to you
336
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,762
or die in the attempt.
337
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,598
We want to be alone.
338
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,401
Oh!
339
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,269
You do understand?
340
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,371
Right, Louise.
341
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,540
Then we’ll have dinner
served right here.
342
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,543
LARRY: Darrin, does
a house have to fall on you?
343
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,979
We want to be alone,
with each other.
344
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:52,952
Without you! This is
supposed to be a honeymoon,
not a... A tourist attraction.
345
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,021
Well, we... Honeymoon?
346
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,593
You mean second honeymoon,
don’t you?
347
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,596
No, Samantha.
This is our first.
348
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,232
But I don’t...
349
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,834
Because when we started
to have one ten years ago,
I broke my leg.
350
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,139
You...
Broke your leg,
ten years ago?
351
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,541
LOUISE: To the day, in fact.
And that’s the reason.
352
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,111
Are you thinking
what I’m thinking?
353
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,880
I... I think I’m thinking it.
354
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,386
(GASP)
Tomorrow’s date,
ten years ago.
355
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,322
Marvelous.
I’ll have to have a little
talk with Aunt Clara.
356
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,659
Forget about Aunt Clara!
How do we get out of this?
357
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,594
You couldn’t freeze them
permanently, could you?
358
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,663
Oh, Darrin,
don’t be ridiculous.
359
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,266
Well, you got us into this!
Get us out.
360
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,301
I got us into this?
361
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,304
Well, let’s not stand here
bickering. Do something.
362
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,672
Well, how about...
363
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,375
Yes. Yes, it’s the only way.
364
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,577
Whatever it is, Sam,
do it, do it!
365
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,285
Where’d you send them?
Back to this morning,
when they arrive.
366
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,487
But...
Shh. Here they come.
367
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,788
We’d better get lost.
368
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,032
Come on!
I just wanna
make sure it works.
369
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,606
Oh, it’s perfect!
370
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:24,710
I thought you’d like it.
Well, here we are.
371
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,815
There you go.
Thank you.
372
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,552
Look at this.
373
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,688
Oh, Sam, the champagne!
374
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,625
Wonder who sent the champagne.
375
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:45,331
"For a fun evening.
Samantha and Darrin."
376
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,467
Say, that’s very...
377
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,136
You told them
where we were going.
I did not.
378
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,671
Well then how did they know?
379
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,508
LOUISE: What’s the difference?
It was very sweet of them.
380
00:22:56,508 --> 00:23:00,312
As a matter of fact, Larry,
I was thinking it might
have been kind of fun
381
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,647
to have them along.
382
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,750
Yeah. Yeah,
it might have been.
383
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,686
Well, if that’s
the way they feel...
Darrin.
384
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,055
A house does have to fall
on you, doesn’t it?
385
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,996
Oh, uh, more coffee,
sweetheart?
386
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,898
No, thank you, sweetheart.
I gotta run.
387
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,602
With Larry still on his
honeymoon, I’ve got
double duty at the office.
388
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,138
I hope he doesn’t remember
our being there yesterday.
389
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,507
He might hold it against you
for some of the things
you did.
390
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,878
What happened to "us"?
391
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:36,815
Well, anyway, I learned
a lesson: never fool around
with the future.
392
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,419
And I learned one too:
393
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:44,390
If you want a newspaper,
go to the corner store.
394
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,191
I hope you’ll remember that,
Aunt Clara.
395
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,726
I hope so, too.
396
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,727
Bye.
397
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,031
See you tonight, honey.
Mm-hmm.
398
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:05,711
Oh. Oh, Samantha,
I wish I had your flair.
399
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,884
What’s this?
400
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:16,121
That is your flare,
Aunt Clara.
401
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,060
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