All language subtitles for Bewitched S03E22 Three Wishes_track3_[eng]

Good morning, Samantha.

I just popped in
on my way to the Casbah.

Ben Ahmed is giving

the most marvelous cocktail
party for the prime minister.

Oh, well, that’s lovely,
mother, but I can’t
talk right now.

I overslept and
Darrin’s breakfast
isn’t ready.

Oh, very well.
I’ll pitch in and help.

No, don’t.

(PHONE RINGING)

(RINGING CONTINUES)

Hello?

Uh, no, ma’am.
This is the Stephens
residence.

I’m afraid
you have the wrong number.
It’s quite all right.

Yeah.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello? No, ma’am.

I’m sorry.
You have the wrong number.
It’s quite all right.

Digit dialing.
(RINGING)

Hello?
No, ma’am, I am sorry!

This is not The Sunnydale
Rest Home!

No, I don’t mean
I’m sorry it’s not.

It isn’t.

Or is it?

Three wrong numbers in a row?

That was no lady.
That was my mother-in-law.

What are they up to?

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Listen,
if you ring this phone
one more time, I’m--

Oh, uh... Hello, Larry.

I’m sorry I shouted at you.
I thought you were
my mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law?
You’re not afraid to talk like
that to your mother-in-law?

Darrin, if you were here,
I’d get your autograph.

Instead, I got some news
for you. Looks like you’re
gonna take a little trip.

Oh? Uh, where?

Uh, when?

Well, in that case,
maybe Sam would--

Oh.

Well, of course,
if they aren’t--

Yeah.

Oh, sure. Bye, Lar.

Breakfast is ready.

Bad news.
I resent you
addressing me like that.

I wasn’t addressing you.
I just said, "bad news."

You were looking at me.

If the shoe fits.

I’m warning you,
shoes can kick!

Uh, what do you mean,
bad news?

We’re going to Honolulu.
When?

This afternoon.
We are?

Honolulu!
Uh, Sam.

And you call that bad news?
Sam.

You certainly didn’t give me
much time to brush up
on my hula.

Honey, it’s business.

That’s marvelous.
It’s so much more fun
on an expense account.

Sam, you’re not going.
I can’t take you.

Oh. You said "we."

"We" means the clients
and myself.

They can’t take their wives,
so I can’t very well take you.

Oh.
It might get them in trouble
with their own wives.

(SIGHS)
Well, it certainly was an
exciting trip while it lasted.

I don’t think I could get
to Honolulu and back that fast
flying solo.

Actually, I don’t know
what business it is of theirs
whether I take my wife or not.

Oh,
Darrin, it doesn’t matter.
It’s the principle.

Darrin, if you really
wanted me to go,

I could turn myself
into a necktie and
sort of hang around.

No, that’s out.

I’m not taking you along
through witchcraft.

All right. That’s settled.
Now, eat your breakfast.

Oh, I won’t have time. I have
to meet with the clients and
come back here and pack.

But, sweetheart,
you have to eat something.
Don’t worry.

I’ll call the coffee shop
and have them send me up
some jelly donuts.

(SIGHS)
Oh, my!

(CHUCKLES)
He’ll never win an Oscar
for that performance.

What do you mean,
performance?

Oh!

I wouldn’t trust a mortal
out of my spell
for two seconds.

He’s up to something.

Oh, mother.
You know, you’re impossible!

I know Darrin.
He really wishes I could go.

Very well. We’ll see
how good he is at wishing.

I’ve given him three wishes
to prove it.

You what? You can’t!

I already have.

Mother, that’s worse than
reading somebody else’s mail.

Worse?
It’s almost as good as.

Now you’ll know
how three-faced mortals are.

(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS)

Betty, make eight copies
of this, will you, please?

Larry. Well, you certainly
got down to the office early.
Hello, Darrin.

Morning, Betty.
Good morning, Mr. Stephens.

Well, I had to
revise some estimates
before the committee meeting.

I hate to do financial work
at home.

Every time Louise sees
a dollar sign,
she goes shopping.

Mr. Stephens,
I have your
ticket for Honolulu.

Don’t give it to him.
Give it to me.

(SIGHS)
Change of plans.
The clients just called.

It seems they’d rather have
the head of the company
with them.

And that’s me.
You’re kidding.

I wish I were.
I had other plans.

Man, did I have other plans.

Well, I’d better call Sam.
She may have started packing
already.

Mmm.

Well. I wonder what he’d like
to take to Honolulu.

Toss a coin.
Blonde or redhead.

Oh, very funny.
(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?
Oh, hi, sweetheart.

I just got your suitcase
out of the closet.

Well,
put it back in the closet.
I don’t have to go.

You don’t?

The clients decided they
wanted Larry to go
instead of me.

They changed their minds
just like that.

(CHUCKLING)
Oh, wonderful!

What is so funny?

He got his first wish.
He doesn’t have to go
to Honolulu.

The clients
changed their minds

just like that.
He’s not going.

(MOCKING)
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Just like that, eh?

Oh, mother,
you’re such a sore loser.

Sweetheart, I have an idea.
The suitcase gave it to me.

This weekend, why don’t we--

Oh, well, hold it, sweetheart.
Don’t get your hopes up.

With Larry gone, I’m going
to have a lot of extra work.

Starting with Buffy Baker.

You’ll have to escort her
to the regional
sales convention luncheon.

And cocktails later.

Uh, Sam, I may be
a little late
for dinner tonight.

You have to take her
where?

Her?

Oh,
to luncheon and cocktails?
Sure, sweetheart. That’s fine.

Bye-bye.

Goodbye, sweetheart.
See you tonight.

Has to take her where?
Oh, mother,
it’s purely routine.

Oh, ho, ho, ho.
I’ll bet it’s routine.

Darrin’s company is handling
the advertising

for the tropical bathing
suit campaign.

A "her" in a bathing suit.
Oh!

Now we’re getting to the heart
of the first wish.

Save your smirking, mother.
It’s purely
normal and natural.

When Larry leaves town,
Darrin has to
take over for him.

I’m curious.
I’m really curious to see

what his second wish
will be.

(LAUGHING)
Oh, you are evil.

Oh.

Excuse me. She’s here.

Buffy? Ask her to come in.

(CHUCKLES)

LARRY: Well, come in,
come in, come in.

Aren’t I in?

Isn’t she cute?

I believe you know
Mr. Stephens.

Oh, yes.
I never forget a face--
Oh, oh, oh!

Easy, Buffy.
You all right?

Oh. Oh, there you are.

I’m sorry, Mr. Stephens,
but the company asked me
not to wear my glasses.

They said when I’m in
a bathing suit,

I’m not the one
who is doing the looking.

Uh, yes.
I mean, uh, hello!

Hello.
(ALL CHUCKLING)

Uh, won’t you sit down?
Oh, yes.

There you are.
Oh.

Oh. Uh, Buffy, I’ve been
called out of
town on business.

So Mr. Stephens will escort
you to the luncheon
and the cocktail party.

Oh, how sweet of you.

He’ll make a little speech
introducing you.

Oh, I’m just breathless
to hear it.

And tomorrow the car
will pick you up
and take you to the airport.

Remember,
you’ve got
a banquet in Boston.

I know, I know.
And then the day
after tomorrow,

I have a luncheon in Chicago.

And then a banquet in Detroit.

Then I’m off three days
to reduce before St. Louis.

Mr. Stephens will take
wonderful care of you.

My, how cozy that will be,
won’t it?

(BUFFY CHUCKLING)
(CLEARS THROAT)

Darrin,
before I go to Honolulu,

I want you to know one thing.

What?

I hate you.

(CHUCKLES)

Hi, honey.
Mmm, hi, sweetheart.
Larry got off all right?

Right on the button.
What’s for dinner?
Creamed chicken.

Mmm.
Well, I thought you liked it.

I had it for lunch.
I’m sorry.

I can fix you something else.
Oh, no. I love yours.

It’ll help me
forget that stuff
I had at the luncheon.

I saw Buffy’s bathing suit ad
in a magazine this afternoon.

Is she really as pretty in
person as she is in pictures?

Oh, prettier.
Uh, but up here, nothing.

Well, anyone who’s as pretty
as she is doesn’t need
anything up here.

Well, pretty or not,
I’m stuck with her.

I’m going to have to fly
to Boston to introduce her
at a sales banquet.

Boston?
Mm-hmm. My lousy luck.

They liked my speech so much
at the luncheon, they insisted

I repeat it tomorrow night
in Boston.

Oh, how long
will you be gone?

Only a few hours,
thanks to the jet age.

I should be back in time
for dinner.

If you don’t mind waiting
till 9:00 or 10:00.

I thought you said
it was a banquet.

I’ve had my last forkful
of creamed chicken.

I’m not going to eat--
I mean,
banquet creamed chicken.

You don’t have to explain.

I want to be back in time
to have dinner with you.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, I’d better call
Buffy at the hotel.

Larry told me to keep
close tabs on her.

She can’t remember
what city she’s in.
(CHUCKLING)

Wish number two:
Buffy in Boston.

Oh, hello, mother. I thought
you were in the Casbah.

I was,
but I wouldn’t miss this
for the world.

You’re wasting your time.
(CHUCKLES)

DARRIN:
Samantha!
Yes, sweetheart?

Is my dinner jacket back
from the cleaner’s yet?
I wanna wear it on the plane.

Yes, it’s in the closet.
Dinner jacket.

How positively gala.

He’s not eating there.
He’s coming home
to have dinner with me.

Oh, maybe he will
and maybe he won’t.

I’d say it all depends
on wish number three.

(PHONE RINGING)

(RINGING CONTINUES)

Hello. Hello?

Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Where are you? Boston?

Ha.

But Darrin, you said that--

Why can’t you get a plane?
Didn’t you make
a reservation?

(HUMMING FUNERAL DIRGE)
Shh!

Oh, but, sweetheart,
that’s absurd.

Why aren’t the planes
taking off?

Honey, Boston has been hit
by a sudden snowstorm.

A snowstorm?

Why, it’s so warm and balmy
here, we were gonna have
dinner on the patio.

Honey, I don’t care what
the weather’s like down there.

I’m trying to tell you what
it’s like up here. Boston’s
been hit by a freak snowstorm.

Oh? A freak snowstorm.

When I give wishes,
they’re really spectacular.

And all the flights
are canceled.

Hmm?

Oh, no, honey. I’m all right.
I have a room right here
at the hotel.

Yes, the same one
where they had the banquet.

It’s pretty full because
of the convention,
but I managed to get a room.

Now don’t worry.
I’m perfectly all right.

I’ll see you as soon as I can
get a plane out of here.

All right, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.

(SIGHS)

Well, you wanna stay
for dinner?

What are we eating, crow?

(KNOCKING)

Hi.
Hi.

Can I come in?

Yes, uh, certainly.

Mainly, I wanted to get away
from all those jokes
in the lobby.

Jokes?
About my bathing suits...

And the snowstorm
coming in to cool things off.

You were supposed to be flying
to Chicago, weren’t you?

The planes
aren’t taking off.
I know.

The hotel’s full,
and I can’t get a room.

Of course,
some of the gentlemen

were kind enough
to offer, but--
Never mind...

Uh, you can have this room.

I’ll go out to the airport and
wait for the first flight out.

Oh, I wouldn’t feel right
putting you out of here.

Well, I wouldn’t
feel right staying.

Have a wonderful tour.
Bye-bye.

Wait.
Hmm?

I wanted to get another look
at you before you go.

I like you.

(CHUCKLES)

Have a wonderful tour. Bye.

Goodbye.

(CHIMING)

I didn’t say anything.

I didn’t say
you said anything.

Well, I just said
I didn’t say anything.

Then may I say
how happy I am that
you are not saying anything.

(DOORBELL RINGING)
That’s Darrin.

Oh, he couldn’t get back
from Boston that fast.

He was fooling me.
Calling me from the airport.

I knew it all the time.

Hi. Telegram for Mr. Stephens.

Oh, thank you. Oh!

What is it?
Oh, a telegram for
Darrin from Honolulu.

Probably from Larry.
Perhaps you’d better
call him in Boston.

No, I don’t think
that’s necessary.

How do you know
it isn’t necessary?

It may be urgent.
I think you’d better call him.

Mmm-mmm.
No, I’m sure it can wait.

Well,
he’ll probably want you to
open it up and read it to him.

That’s what any thoughtful,
considerate, mortal wife
would do.

Mmm?
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Call him.

Oh. All right.

(RINGING)

(SIGHS)

Hello?

Hello?
Oh, I’m sorry. There must
be some mistake.

I wanted Mr. Stephens’ room.

This is Mr. Stephens’ room.

May I speak
to Mr. Stephens, please?

Oh, I’m sorry.
He isn’t here.

Um, could you tell me where
I could reach Mr. Stephens?

No, I’m sorry.
I don’t know where he is
right now.

But, if you’ll only pardon me,
I am dead.

(YAWNS)

I didn’t say one thing.

(WOMAN ON P.A. INDISTINCT)

Mr. Ben Pepperdine.
Mr. Ben Pepperdine,

please come to gate 34.

DARRIN: Hi, honey.

Would you believe it?
It took until this afternoon
to get a plane out.

Ooh. If you ever
wanna ruin your back,

just try sleeping
on one of those
airport benches.

I think they make ’em that way
on purpose to discourage
the bums.

Hi, honey.

I don’t blame you
for not wanting to be kissed.
I haven’t shaved.

Hey, I got good news
for you.

My speech got more laughs
in Boston than it did here.

All in all,
I think the trip was worth it.

Ow! Watch it, honey.

You know, I’ve only been
to Boston three times,

and I like it more
each time I go.

Uh, you and I ought
to go there sometime.

Sam, I may be mistaken,

but I think that maybe
you’re peeved about something.

Did anything happen
while I was gone?

Well, I certainly couldn’t
have done anything.

Did I?

Did I?
Sam, I asked you a question.

Did I? Sam,

you’re going to
stay right here
and talk to me.

Samantha!
Sam, where are you?

Well, I can see you
wherever you are.

Now listen to me, Sam!
SAMANTHA:
Darrin, I’m leaving you.

Sam!

I’m going home to mother.

What do you mean,
going home to mother?
Your mother’s always here.

Sam. Sam, where are you?

Now put that down!

Let... Let go!

Well, you told me to let go.
Ow!

Sam, what’s the matter?
Did somebody
tell you something or what?

What have I done?

Sam, now cut this out!
I wanna see you immediately!

Samantha, you’re my wife,
and I demand that you appear
before me!

Listen to me, Sam.
Don’t do anything
that you may regret later on.

Where do you think
you’re going?

You’re not
leaving this house!

She couldn’t.

Sam. Sam, please wait!

Please wait!

All right. Go ahead!

I can’t stop you,
and I know it.

Even if you were a mortal,
I couldn’t stop you!

But in all fairness,
don’t you think I’m entitled
to know why?

The very least you can do
is tell me why!

Very well.
What are you wearing?

My flying suit.
Oh.

Mother warned me
about you and that model,
but I didn’t believe her.

Buffy?
Me interested in Buffy?

Oh, Sam,
don’t make me laugh.

Don’t you use
that patronizing tone with me,
or I won’t say another word.

Me interested in Buffy?
I couldn’t see her
in a million years.

She can’t see me
without her glasses.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

No.
Without your knowledge,

Mother gave you three wishes
to prove what
was on your mind.

Well, you proved it,
all right.
What did I prove?

Your first wish
was that you didn’t have to go
to Honolulu,

so you could look after
that model instead.

That wasn’t a wish.
That was wished onto me
by Larry.

Then you wished that you
could go to Boston with her.

Then you wished up
that freak snowstorm,

so that you’d have an excuse
not to come home.

That’s what you think?

That’s what I know.

I called
your hotel room last night.
Buffy answered the phone.

Of course she did.
She didn’t have
a place to stay

so I gave her my room

and I slept at the airport!
Now you know why I’m leaving.

Goodbye.
Oh, wait!

I think we’ve covered
the matter.

Your mother gave me
three wishes, and I used them
the way you said?

You did.
Watch this.

Three wishes, huh?
Stand back.

Uh, wish number one:

I wish that your mother
were standing right here!

ENDORA:
Why, Darwin, I had no idea
you were so fond of me!

There. There, you see?
I wouldn’t have been able
to do that

if I’d used those three wishes
on Buffy, would I?

You interrupted me
at a party, you silly boy.

And I was getting along
so famously with
the prime minister.

Oh, Darrin, I--

Quiet, both of you!
I haven’t finished yet.

You gave me those three wishes
to make a fool out of me,
didn’t you?

Well...

I can make
a fool out of myself without
any help from you.

You are so right!
Mortals have a talent for it.

But as long as I’ve got them,
I’m going to wish something

that I’ve been wishing
ever since I met you.

What is it?

Wish number two:

I wish that you would stay out
of our lives fore--

Darrin, no!

For... One week!

Wish number three:

About that flying suit.
I wish--

Darrin,
never mind the third wish.

It’s on the house.

Sweetheart?

Darrin?

(GRUNTS)

Darrin?

Uh--
Mmm?

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Good night, sweetheart.
Mmm, feeling better?

Much.
After spending last night
at an airport in a snowstorm,

that’s just what I needed.

A good hot shower.

I wish I could take another.

Darrin?

(SHOWER RUNNING)
Oh, we forgot.

You had one more wish left.

Uh, can I get you a towel?