All language subtitles for Bewitched S03E19 Super Car_track3_[eng]

Voila.
(INHALES)

Hey, strawberry waffles.
(CHUCKLES)

In honor of this
historic occasion.

Honey, just because
Larry gave me a day off

in the middle of
the week, it’s no
reason to get historical.

Well, go ahead.
Say what you want.

But to me, this is
a day to remember,
a day of significance.

You know what I think
the significance is?

He’s going to ask me
to work the weekend.

Well, live.
For tomorrow, you work.

Samantha, what
have I done to deserve you?
Nothing!

And you don’t.

Mother!

Oh, I better run,
or I’ll be late
for the office.

Oh, wait a minute,
now, Darrin.
Now, let me explain.

Mother, Darrin’s off today.

I think you’re
just noticing it
for the first time.

Oh, sweetheart,
why don’t you go into the
living room and relax?

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

Mother, just once,
can’t you be
nice to Darrin?

Go ahead,
take the first step.

You’ll find out
that being nice
really isn’t so painful.

All right.

Good.

Durwood, dear boy.

I think it’s time
we had a talk.

About what?

I mean, I think we should
have a better understanding.

I just want to bury
the hatchet.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Where?

Ooh!

Oh, isn’t that
a darling.

DARRIN: No,
it’s a Reactor Mach II.

Tell me, would you like
to have a car like this?

Sure, but even if I could
afford it, I couldn’t get it.
It’s not on the market yet.

Really?

Well, then, close your eyes
and hold out your hand.

Hmm.

(EXPLOSION)

Oh, what’s that?
Those are the keys
to the car you wanted.

Come on, charm boy.

Let’s go see, huh?
Come on.

Mornin’, Charlie.
Hiya, Joe.

J.J. just stopped me.

Told me the Reactor Mach II
has to be ready for the
trial run next Monday.

Yeah, a week
ought to do it. (SIGHS)

Rough night?

Had a crazy nightmare.
I dreamt we had the trial run.

When we opened the hood
to let the reporters see it...

The engine was gone.
No.

The whole thing was powered
by a bunch of squirrels.

Squirrels? (LAUGHS)

Oh, that’s a riot.
(CHUCKLES)

Get the hood up, Charlie.
We’ll see if we can’t adjust
some of those...

(CHUCKLING)
Squirrels.

Hey, Joe?
Yeah.

I think I’m having
another nightmare.
The car is gone.

(LAUGHS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Sam, isn’t that wild?

Your mother
made an exact copy
of the Reactor Mach II.

Oh, it’s beautiful.
It makes the Batmobile
look like a skateboard.

(CHUCKLES)

(WHIRS)

(CHUCKLES)
And it’s got
a flip-top roof!

Oh, that’s wonderful.

(WHIRRING)

Oh!
Electric doors!

DARRIN: How about that?
SAM: Yes, how about that?

Darrin, don’t you think
you should thank Mo...

(ENGINE REVVING)
Oh, listen to that
power plant.

There must be a gold mine
under that hood.
I hope so.

(WHIRRING)

Hydraulic suspension system.
Yeah.

And look at that
control panel.
It’s even got a radar screen.

I don’t think I can bear
all this enthusiasm.

See you later, dear.

Darrin, you really
should’ve thanked Mother
for the car.

Well, I know I should’ve,
except for one thing.

What’s that?
I can’t take it.

Why not?
Honey, you know
I can’t accept anything

that’s a product
of witchcraft.

But Mother was only
being nice.

I know. Would ya look
at that steering system?

Darrin, couldn’t you make
one little exception?

Honey, if you make
one little exception,

before you know it,
you’ll make a lot more.

Well, couldn’t you keep it
just for a little while?
Uh-uh.

Would ya look
at that power plant!

Darrin, don’t you realize
how hurt Mother’s going to be
if you don’t keep it?

Honey, it’s a
matter of principle.

Look, if you just
accept the car graciously,

maybe she’d stop
bugging you.

She will?
It’s worth a try.

Okay, I’ll take it,
but only
for a little while.

And, remember, I’m only
doing this for your mother.

JOE: Now, just calm down,
Charlie, and go over this
step-by-step.

Now, we know the place
was locked, right?
Right.

And we’re the only ones
that have keys, right?
Right!

Well, there’s your answer.
No one could possibly
have gotten in.

You’re talking nonsense!
The car is gone, isn’t it?

Is it?
What?

I don’t know about you,
Charlie, but I am too old
to take up another trade!

Do you wanna tell J.J.
that $150,000 worth of car
is missing?

And five years
of research?

Not until we’ve gone over
the whole thing
step-by-step.

Now, we both know
the place was locked,
right?

(CHUCKLES)

Now, how am I
on that side?

About two feet away.
That’s close enough.

It handles like a dream.
I can’t wait to get her out
on the highway.

It does ride beautifully.
Would you like to get
behind the wheel?

Uh, the steering column?
May I?

Of course.

(MOTOR WHIRRING)

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, hon, you better
take off your shoes.

Take off my shoes?
Your high heels will ruin
the carpet.

I’m not wearing
high heels.

Oh.
(CHUCKLES) Here.

Okay?
Yeah.

(WHIRRING)

Whoa! (LAUGHS)
Whoa!

This?
What are you doing?

Starting the car.
What for?

So I can drive it.

Are you kidding?
I said you could get behind
the wheel, but that’s all.

You, you mean you’re never
gonna let me drive it?

Oh, sure.
After I’ve broken it in.

After the first
10,000 miles or so.

Honey, do we still have those
old army blankets of mine?

Mmm-hmm. What for?

Well, I thought
I could put them around
the walls of the garage,

protect the finish.

I have a better idea.
What?

Why don’t I make
a slipcover for it?

What kinda material?

Oh, boy, I... (CHUCKLES)
I can’t wait to tell Larry
about this car.

He’s gonna turn green
with envy.

Isn’t he gonna wonder
how you could afford
a car like this?

I’ll tell him the truth.
What?

I mean
I’ll say it was a gift
from my mother-in-law,

and I had to accept it
to keep peace in the family.

Now, here’s why I
think you guys haven’t
been on the ball.

The first thing
you’ve got
to understand...

Uh, say,
excuse me a second,
Mr. Sheldrake.

You play golf, don’t you?
Yes.

Well, it’s a beautiful day.
We can still get in
nine holes,

and we can talk
at the same time.

Only if we play
the same ball.

Now, here’s what I think
your basic mistake has been.

You just don’t understand
the meatpacking business.
(PHONE BUZZES)

Yes?

Uh, put him on.
I’ll just be a moment.

Well, Darrin boy,
how are you
enjoying the day off?

Good.

But don’t make any plans
for the weekend.

I think we may have
an emergency coming up.

No kidding. A new car.
Is that right?

(LAUGHS) Sounds wild.

Uh, just a minute.
It’s Darrin Stephens.

He wants us to come over
and see his new car.

Sounds like something
really special.

Tate, I didn’t fly in
all the way from Cincinnati
to see a new car.

Uh, Darrin, uh,
maybe I’ll stop in
on my way home.

Right. Bye.

Sounds like an expensive car.
I wonder where he got
that kinda money.

Can I get back to why I think
you fellas are off the track
with my product, huh?

Oh, sure, sure.

It’s one of those
new experimental jobs.

What is?
Stephens’ car.

Has a flip-top roof,
hydraulic suspension,

and a 425-horsepower engine.

How’d you like
to drive that home?

All I wanna drive
home is my point.

Namely, that your ideas
for my product have been
too routine.

No dash or imagination!

Tate, this is the space age,
and Sheldrake wants
to be a part of it.

Do I make myself clear?

Yes.

But how do we work sausages
into the space age?

That’s your job.

Well... (SIGHS)

Let me see now.

It’s, uh, it’s got
hydraulic suspension, huh?

What has?

Stephens’ car.

Tate, can’t you keep
your mind on one thing
for more than a minute?

(WHIRRING)

"Made in Detroit?"

Charlie, we gotta find
some way to explain
that car’s disappearance.

You’re right.
We gotta find some way.

There’s only
one problem.
What’s that?

There is no way
to explain it.

I mean, what do you say?
"Sorry, we lost it."

Reminds me of a guy I know
who lost a house.

A house?
No kidding. How?

Back taxes.

Charlie, I wish
I had your sense of humor.

I’d cut my throat.
Now, there’s an idea.

Hi.
Car all tucked in?

Mmm-hmm.

Say, I was just looking
at the engine...

Would you like some tea?
(STUTTERS)
Oh, no, thank you.

I was just looking
at the engine, and, um,

it was real cute
the way you put
"Made in Detroit" on it

and a serial number.
Makes it look
real legitimate.

What do you mean?
The car is legitimate.

Of course.
You mean a legitimate copy,
don’t you?

Where did that car
come from?

Darrin.
ENDORA: How should I know?

Look in that magazine.
That’s where it was
when I cast the spell.

You mean it came
from Detroit?

What do you think,
the stork brought it?

Now listen, you two.
I don’t understand.

I do! Your mother gave me
a hot car for a present!
(GASPS) Mother!

Don’t you look
at me like that.

I was just trying to do
what’s-his-name a favor.

But to steal a car!

Well, where was
I going to get it?

I’m a witch,
not a car manufacturer.

Will you do me a favor?
What?

The next time you decide
to do me a favor,
don’t do me any favors!

Stop it.

Darrin, dear,
there’s no reason
to be in a snit.

Mother just
didn’t understand
what she was doing.

(STUTTERING) Well, I mean,
the worst you can say

is that she was
a trifle overeager.

Swell. That car
is worth a fortune.

There’s probably
an alarm out for it
all over the country.

What are we going
to tell the police
when they catch up with it?

Your mother
is an overeager witch?

Well! I’m not going
to stay here and listen
to this ingrate.

Goodbye, Samantha.
I’m off to New Orleans
for the Mardi Gras.

Oh, Mother,
wait a minute.

Oh, please, Mother.
Please come back.

Sam, let her go.
She’s caused enough trouble.
Oh!

Uh, Mother! Mother,
are you listening to me?

You come back here
right this second!
Sam, I said forget it.

Who needs her?
We’ve got trouble enough.

The first thing to do
is go out to the garage

and, uh,
put that car back
where it belongs.

Oh, Darrin,
don’t you understand?
I can’t.

Mother’s the only one
that can bring that car back.
Mother! Mother, dear.

Oh, pl... You’re a dear,
sweet, wonderful woman.
We need you!

Mother? Mother, dear?
It’s no use.

You insulted her.
I insulted her?

Oh, no.
I insulted her.

Well, let’s not
stand here quibbling.

The first thing to do
is to go out and lock
that garage door before...

(DOORBELL RINGS)

It’s too late.
The police.

Darrin,
pull yourself together.

Open the door!

(CHUCKLES)
Hello, Darrin.
You know Mr. Sheldrake.

Uh, sure.
Yeah, nice to see
you again, Stephens.

Oh, nice
to see you again, sir.
Uh, please come in.

Come on. Oh, hi, Sam!
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Mr. Sheldrake,
I’d, uh, like you
to meet my wife.

This is Samantha.
How do you do,
Mr. Sheldrake?

Well, well,
pleased to meet you,
Mrs. Stephens.

Can I get you some
coffee or something?

Oh, no, thanks.
No, no, no. Don’t.
Don’t bother, Sam.

Well, sit down.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Oh, thank you.

We’ve been brainstorming
some new ideas
for Sheldrake Sausages,

and we thought
we’d bounce them off you.

And we’re both anxious
to see that car too.

BOTH: Car?

Your new car.

New car.

New car?

Yeah! I’m dying to see that
hydraulic suspension system.
Where is it?

Uh, where?
Uh, uh, well...

Um, uh, the thing is, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)

(STAMMERS) I’ve, uh,
just put it to bed.

At noon?

Oh, yes. It’s all tucked
in for, for its nap.

We promise
not to wake it up.

(ALL LAUGH)

Well, the thing is, um...
(CHUCKLES)

It’s, um...
Are you trying to say
business before pleasure?

Yes! That’s it.

First let me hear
some of those ideas
you wanna bounce of me.

But watch out
for the rebound.

Remember, I’ve had
half a day off.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Stephens,
let’s look at the car,

and we can talk about it
at the same time. Hmm?

Um, well, uh, you see...
Darling, you go ahead.

I’ll see if I can
contact that party.

Oh. Okay.

It’s in the garage.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh.

Mother, now I want you
to listen to me carefully
wherever you are.

Now, I’ve never asked you
for anything important.

Well, at least not recently.
Not since I asked you
to be nice to Darrin.

But now we’re in
a terrible spot!

So, uh, would you come back
and help us out,
please, hmm?

Mother?

Mother, can you hear me?

Oh, boy, are you
a stubborn witch.

What did you say?

Well, don’t you
get it, Darrin?

"Face the space age
with sheldrake sausages."
Yeah!

And what better symbol
can we use than this car?

The car of the future!
Why, it’s perfect!

(STAMMERS)
What I’m saying is, um...

What are you
trying to say?

Well, uh, since you asked,

I’m not sure that the car
is the right symbol.

Stephens, believe me,

I’ll make this the most
photographed car
in the country.

I’ll go further.
I’m positive it’s the
wrong symbol.

(CHUCKLES)
You see, Mr. Sheldrake?

(CHUCKLES)
When you deal
with McMann and Tate,

you’re not buying yourself
a lot of yes-men.

This boy’s got
real integrity.

What are you trying to do,
sabotage the account?

Well, now that you had
a chance to think it over,
Darrin, tell the truth.

Sheldrake’s idea
has real magic
in it, right, Darrin?

Right.

That’s why
I’m against it.

What?

Darrin?

Uh, excuse me.

Any luck?
Well, I’m afraid not.

Why is she being so stubborn?
Doesn’t she realize
the terrible spot I’m in?

You see that?
I answered
my own question.

Darrin, that’s not quite fair.
Mother just didn’t stop
to think of the consequences.

Sam, one of the consequences
is breathing down
my neck right now.

The client wants
to use the car as part
of his advertising campaign.

Oh, my stars!

Well, just refuse.
It’s your car.
What?

Well, it’s in your custody.

Sam, I’m going to be
in custody if you don’t
contact your mother.

If she won’t come back,
there’s only one thing
I can do.

I’ll have to go find her.
All the way to New Orleans?

I’ll only be gone
a few minutes.
I don’t know if you should.

Here they come.
Have a nice trip.

Psst.

Look, Darrin.
I think I know
what’s bothering you.

You just got the car.
It’s brand-new.

And, naturally,
you’re concerned
about our using it.

Yes, it’s perfectly
understandable.
Well, as a matter of fact...

So, let’s drop
the matter for now, huh,

and maybe, well, uh,
later on we’ll see, huh?

Oh, thanks, Larry.

(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARING THROAT)

Uh, Mr. Sheldrake has
just one little request.

Oh, yes. Could I drive it
around the block, hmm?

No!

Uh, no.

Charlie?
Hmm?

Whatever we decide to tell
J.J., we have to be
in complete agreement.

Right.
I mean, the important thing
is to stick together.

Right, right.
United we fall and divided...
No, united...

Forget it,
and let’s try to find
something we can agree on.

Okay, if that’s
the way you feel,
it’s your car,

and if you don’t want
Sheldrake to drive it,
that’s your business.

Thank you, Larry,
for being so understanding.

But it’s my business
to keep
our clients happy.

And any employee
that doesn’t cooperate

isn’t going to stay
in my business.

Is that a threat?
Call it a promise.

Mr. Sheldrake, you want
to drive my car?

Here are the keys,
Mr. Sheldrake.
Ah, thanks.

Uh, drive slowly.
Watch out for the light.

(STAMMERS) Be very kind
to those brakes.
They’re very tender.

My boy, I was drivin’ before
you were born. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, just once
around the block?

I can’t bear to watch this.
I’m going in
to have a double.

(MOTOR WHIRRING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Darrin, we’re back.

Sam, you found her!
Yes. (CHUCKLES)

You don’t look too well.
And I have you
to thank for it.

Well, if that’s the way
you’re going to act,
I’m going right...

Mother, Mother,
please, wait.

Darrin,
Mother came all the way

from the Mardi Gras,
New Orleans,
just to help you.

Don’t ask me why.
All right, I’m sorry.

Just put that car back
where it belongs, please.

No, she will, she will.
Just don’t bug her.

What are you doing?
Shh. She has to concentrate.

Wait a minute!
Not now!

(EXPLOSION)

What did you do that for?

Isn’t that what
you wanted?
No!

He’s too much!

Samantha, don’t you re...

Isn’t Sheldrake back yet?

Larry, I’m afraid
he went a little further
than we expected.

Oh.
Oh, my stars!

So, we’re in complete
agreement, right?
Right.

You’re gonna go to Peru,
and I’m takin’ off
for Brazil.

And if anybody asks,
we never even
heard of the car.

We never even heard
of each other.
Right!

(ENGINE RUNNING)

Hi, there.

Sheldrake’s the name.
Sausage is my game.

Charlie.
Hmm?

Here’s something
we can agree on.

I won’t say
anything about this
if you don’t.

Right. Right.

Has the pounding
gone away?

Oh, yeah.
And it changed
to a low thump.

I feel terrible about this.
I don’t understand.

A responsible man,
head of a big company.

And he just drives off
with your car.

Oh, well, Larry,
you know these rich men.

They’re so eccentric.
But I know how much
that car is worth.

Well, Darrin isn’t worried.
Why should you be?

He’s not worried?
No.

I’m sick.
Mmm.

Oh, Darrin.
(PHONE RINGING)

Oh, excuse me.

Hello?

No, this is Mrs. Stephens.

Oh, uh, Mr. Sheldrake.

Where are you?

At the airport?

What’s he doing there?
And what...
What about the car?

(STUTTERING)
Mr. Sheldrake,

there’s something I’d like
to try and explain to you,

but, uh, I’m not absolutely
sure how to g...

What’s that?

You have?

You were?

You are?

Oh, why...
Why, Mr. Sheldrake,
that sounds wonderful!

Yes.
(STUTTERS) All right.

Goodbye.

Well, what is it?
What happened to him?
What about the car?

(STUTTERS) Uh,
he took a slight detour.

Just going around
the block?

He said that someday
when he figured it out
for himself,

he’d tell you all
about it.

What?

He also said to go ahead
and use the car in the
advertising campaign.

He has the rights to it.

(STAMMERS) But...
How did he get them?

Well, it seems he ran
into the two men
who designed it.

(SCOFFS) I don’t understand
anything about this,

but it’s okay with me.
(LAUGHS)

He sure flipped
over that car, didn’t he?

Yeah, he flipped, all right.
Oh, he certainly did.

Yeah, he said
it’s a great
experimental car,

and they’ll have
no trouble getting it off
the ground.

Hmm?

Well, that’s what
he said.

Mmm-hmm.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)