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SAM:
It wasn’t Aunt Clara’s fault.
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She was only trying to get
an electrician to fix my lamp.
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But she got
Benjamin Franklin instead.
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An understandable mistake...
For Aunt Clara.
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Well, Mr. Franklin
is such a marvelous man
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and so many of his inventions
are taken for granted today,
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that it seemed a shame
not to show him around
the 20th century.
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Everything would have been
just fine,
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if only he hadn’t wanted
to examine that fire engine.
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The judge wasn’t
sympathetic at all.
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He charged Mr. Franklin
with grand theft.
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I’m sure we could have
straightened everything out,
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if Aunt Clara hadn’t
remembered the spell to make
Mr. Franklin disappear.
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Where is he? Mr. Franklin?
Mr. Franklin!
Oh, no!
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Oh, I remembered!
I remembered!
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Oh!
Aunt Clara. Aunt Clara,
you’ve got to bring him back,
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or we’re out $1,000!
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(MUMBLING)
What?
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Now she remembers.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
Yes, Helen.
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Mr. Stephens, there’s
a gentleman from the District
Atorney’s office to see you.
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Well, um, send him in.
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Mr. Stephens.
Chuck Hawkins.
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I’ll be prosecuting Benja...
Mr. Franklin for the city.
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Well, won’t you sit down,
Mr. Hawkins?
Thank you.
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I, uh... I hope you don’t
think that I had anything
to do with this.
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You know, Mr. Stephens, lots
of people have the idea that
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the District Attorney’s
office
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is only interested in
convicting people and sending
them to jail.
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You mean,
you have a bad public image.
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Well, the truth is, we’re
dedicated public servants.
We’re concerned about people.
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You know, plenty of mayors
and governors have started
in my job.
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And it would certainly
be a shame
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to hurt a budding political
career by an unpopular case.
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Now, if I thought
the crime was serious,
I’d prosecute to the hilt.
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But, after all, taking
a fire engine. So the old
guy’s a little eccentric.
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No one was hurt.
So, instead of subjecting
the people of this city
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to a long
and expensive trial...
With lots of publicity.
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My office is prepared
to reduce the charge
to disturbing the peace.
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Now, if Mr. Franklin
will just plead guilty,
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I can assure you he’ll get
a suspended sentence
or a light fine.
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Mr. Hawkins, I take back
everything I’ve ever
said about the D.A.’s office.
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(LAUGHS)
We don’t have to wait four
weeks for a misdemeanor.
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Just have him down
at Division 20
day after tomorrow.
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Darrin, have you seen this
about your friend
Ben Franklin?
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It’s terrific!
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
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You know, you can’t buy
this kind of publicity.
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I’d like you to meet
Mr. Hawkins
of the D.A.’s office.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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The Franklin Electronics
Corporation are going to be
in seventh heaven!
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What a send-off
for the campaign.
So it was a gimmick, huh?
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Stephens,
the charge is grand theft.
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And I intend to see
that Franklin, or
whoever he is,
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is prosecuted
to the full extent of the law.
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Mr. Hawkins, is the trial back
to four weeks away?
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And lose all this publicity?
(CHUCKLES)
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Day after tomorrow, Stephens.
Felony court.
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Oh, now there are
TV people outside.
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And it’s attracted
the entire neighborhood.
Oh.
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Aunt Clara,
you have to remember
that spell.
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We have to get Benjamin
Franklin back here.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Yes. Yes.
Uh-oh.
I’ll try and stall them.
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Samantha Stephens?
I’m Bill Whalen of WXIW News,
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and I’d like to speak
to Mr. Franklin, please.
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I’m sorry,
but he has no comment.
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Oh, but even no comment
from Mr. Franklin is news.
Where is he?
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Now, that’s funny.
I’ve got something in my eye.
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Why don’t you come back
when you’ve gotten it out?
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She did it!
She wiggled her nose!
I saw her!
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I saw the whole thing
from the beginning!
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First, pow!
Benjamin Franklin. Next...
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Next what?
Uh, who are you?
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Franklin Pierce, sir,
14th President
of the United States.
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Aunt Clara!
Oh, I missed it again.
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Did I, uh, see
what I thought I saw?
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Must have been that something
in your eye.
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Aunt Clara,
when you got
Benjamin Franklin,
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you were trying for
an electrician to fix my lamp.
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Yes, that was the spell,
but I couldn’t work it out.
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Oh, that Gladys Kravitz is
telling that television
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reporter everything
she’s seen!
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And then she raised her arms
like this
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and said, "Hark ye,
Witches who live in lamps..."
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Yeah, yeah, lady. Sure.
She did!
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She said it all!
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Aunt Clara,
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did it begin, "Hark ye,
Witches who live in lamps"?
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Oh, that’s it, that’s it!
Hark ye, Witches who live
in lamps!
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Oh, yes. Hark ye,
Witches who live in lamps.
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Sam, don’t let her
point at me!
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Darrin,
where’d you come from?
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Well, I saw the crowd outside,
so I snuck around back.
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What is going on?
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Aunt Clara’s remembered
the spell.
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Good ahead, Aunt Clara.
Oh.
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Hark ye...
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Hark ye,
Witches who live in lamps,
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uh, the power of watts
and uhms and amps,
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uh, and, and, um,
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the wizards
of AC/DC transmission,
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send to me an electrician!
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As you were saying,
Mr. Stephens...
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Oh! Mr. Franklin,
thank heaven you’re back!
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I wasn’t aware that I’d left.
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But if this is the reception
you give return voyagers,
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I must go away more often.
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What has transpired
during my absence?
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Well, for one thing,
the trial’s day after
tomorrow.
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Day after tomorrow?
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And the District Attorney’s
out for blood.
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He thinks this whole thing is
some kind of
advertising stunt.
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Darrin, sh-shouldn’t we get
Mr. Franklin a lawyer?
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DARRIN: Honey, we can’t!
What could we tell him?
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Mr. Franklin,
couldn’t you defend yourself?
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No, that might be unwise, sir.
The man who defends himself
in court
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has a fool for a lawyer
and a jackass for a client.
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Abraham Lincoln said that.
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Abraham who?
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Whoever,
he stole it from me.
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SAM:
Maybe Darrin’s right.
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After all, Mr. Franklin,
you are innocent.
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Mrs. Stephens, it’s the
innocent
who need an attorney.
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The guilty can lie
for themselves.
(GASPS)
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Oh, I like that.
Remind me to remember that.
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Uh...
May I also remind you
that I told you
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the District Attorney
thinks this whole thing
is a publicity stunt
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and he’s going to use that
to turn the jury’s sympathy
against Mr. Franklin?
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Well, we know it isn’t true.
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The only way we can get
public sympathy on our side
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is for the people to see
and hear Mr. Franklin.
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Sam, there isn’t time.
The trial is one day away.
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Darling, you forget
you’re married to a witch.
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Now, I can’t change
public opinion,
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but I can help it along
a little bit.
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Boys and girls,
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for today’s
Celebrity Day assembly,
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we are honored
to have with us
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a member of America’s team
of astronauts.
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It is a great pleasure
to present to you
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someone who could be
the first American
on the moon...
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Benjamin Franklin.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh, yes,
Samantha, dear. Yes.
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Yes, I think I can
handle that.
Right. Right away.
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And that, ladies and
gentlemen, wraps up this
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edition of WXIW
afternoon news.
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This is Bill Whalen signing
off until 6:00 this evening.
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Correction, please.
There seems to
be one more item.
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In response to the sudden wave
of Benjamin Franklin fever
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which is sweeping the city,
this station invites
all interested viewers
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to call us collect
to express their opinion.
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Oh! I did it! I did it!
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Oh, won’t Samantha
be pleased!
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STEELE: (ON RADIO)
This is The Real Don Steele
happening on Boss Radio, baby.
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And those were the Nebishes
with their latest release
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Snarl, Baby, Snarl
If You Love Me.
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And now, gang,
what you have
been waiting for.
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The number one sound on
the all new Big
Boss 30 survey,
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Ben Franklin delivers
a speech
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to the Pennsylvania
Constitutional Convention.
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How about that, fun devils?
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I like it, I like it.
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There’s a front-page story
on Mr. Franklin
in every paper.
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Mmm-hmm. They’ve been talking
all day about
it on television.
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Shall I turn it on?
Oh, no, please.
Please, Aunt Clara.
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Enough’s enough.
That was Larry on the phone.
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He can’t get it through
his head
that all this publicity
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isn’t somehow connected
with the Franklin Electronics
Account.
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Um, will it help, sir, if I
speak to the
gentleman myself?
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Oh, no, no, Mr. Franklin.
About the only thing
that would help now
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is for you to be acquitted
and then just to...
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Disappear.
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I understand.
But what if I’m
not acquitted?
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What would you do
if you’re convicted?
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I’d go to jail, madam.
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I wish you were
a little more optimistic.
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Optimists, madam, believe
that all will turn out
for the best.
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They are, therefore,
constantly disappointed.
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I, on the other hand,
prepare myself for the worst.
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Should it not occur,
I am delightfully surprised.
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Oh! That’s cute.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
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I must get back to preparing
my address to the court.
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Stop worrying.
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(GAVEL RAPPING)
Uh-uh. Start.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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I intend to prove
that the defendant,
whoever he is,
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has used the honored name
of Benjamin Franklin
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as part
of an advertising campaign,
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the sole purpose of which
is to sell transistor radios.
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Now, unfortunately,
there’s no law against
tasteless advertising.
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But in the process
of his activities,
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the defendant made a mistake.
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He stole a valuable
public monument,
a rare old fire engine
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that was on display
in front of Fire Station
Number Three.
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Now, such a crime is more
serious than ordinary theft
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because the man who steals
public property
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steals not only from one man,
but from everyone.
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Oh, an excellent point,
an excellent point.
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It’s your turn, Mr. Franklin.
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FRANKLIN: Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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human reason
is a very uncertain thing
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because two people can arrive
at diametrically opposed
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positions from the
same premise.
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Consequently, I think
that a good, sure instinct
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is worth a great deal more.
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Now, the District Attorney,
I fear, has set himself
a very difficult task.
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First he must prove
that I stole a fire engine.
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Now, what motive
could a man have
for stealing a fire engine,
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unless, of course, he needed
one to put out a fire?
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And, second,
the District Attorney
must prove
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that I am not Benjamin
Franklin but, in fact,
an impostor.
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If he succeeds,
I shall have to conclude
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that not only have I been
mistaken as to my identity
all these many years,
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but that my honored father
and mother were somewhat
confused at my birth.
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You are the head librarian
at the main branch
of the public library?
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That’s right.
And is that the man
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who walked into your library
a few days ago?
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Yes, that’s him,
Benjamin Franklin.
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Just yes and no will do.
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What happened
when he approached you?
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Well, of course,
there was quite a disturbance.
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I mean,
everyone started whispering.
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And you can’t have
that sort of thing
in a library.
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I mean,
there are signs all over.
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HAWKINS: Then you would say
he definitely
created a disturbance?
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Yes.
Uh, what else did he do?
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He wanted to pay a library
fine on a book that was
200 years overdue.
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He wanted to pay
a library fine
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on a book that was overdue
for 200 years.
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Not exactly. You see, he
didn’t actually have the book.
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But he said that
he had neglected to return it,
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and it had been
on his conscience
for 200 years.
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Your witness, sir.
No questions, Your Honor.
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You’ve made my point.
I’m nothing,
if not an honest man.
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You mean to say
that the defendant actually
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walked out on the stage and
made a speech to the students
in the auditorium?
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Yes, sir. He did.
Well, had you planned
to have him speak?
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No, we planned
a totally different speaker.
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I don’t even know
why I announced him.
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HAWKINS:
So he completely disrupted
your assembly?
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PRINCIPAL:
Well, at first he did,
but then...
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Naturally,
you were outraged.
Well, yes, in the beginning...
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Please, just...
Just answer the question.
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He’s trying to,
but you won’t let him finish.
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Boy, would I love
to put a hex on him.
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How do you think he’d look
as a duck?
Sam!
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Go on, sir. But what?
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Well, I just wanted to say
that he gave the finest speech
I’ve ever heard.
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He talked about America
as the land of opportunity,
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an education
as something precious.
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Even more precious because
it was available to everyone.
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What was the reaction
of the students?
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PRINCIPAL:
Well, you know modern kids
are pretty sophisticated.
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They can tell a phony
a mile off.
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But you could have heard a pin
drop while he was speaking.
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And afterwards, they cheered
him for five minutes.
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Thank you.
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Any more questions
for this witness, Counselor?
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No more questions, Your Honor.
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No questions, Your Honor.
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I think
if the jury went out now,
they’d convict the D.A.
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Well, I’m ready to
rest my case.
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I call Darrin Stephens
to the stand.
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If only he were ready
to rest his.
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And have you ever discussed
the idea
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of using Benjamin Franklin
as part of an advertising
approach
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to the Franklin Electronics
Account?
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I never brought it up.
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Well, did anyone in your
office bring it up?
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Uh, yes.
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Who?
My boss.
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HAWKINS: Mr. Stephens,
I just have one more question.
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Who is that man
sitting at that table?
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Remember, you’re under oath.
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To the best of my knowledge,
Benjamin Franklin.
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Does he really believe that?
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You know something
even crazier?
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I’m beginning to believe it.
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And when Mrs. Stephens
introduced me,
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she said they were going
to a costume party.
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But I knew that wasn’t true.
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You see, she...
HAWKINS: You, uh, didn’t
believe her?
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Oh, of course not.
I knew how he had gotten
there. They cast...
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HAWKINS:
Did Mr. Tate, Mr. Stephens’
boss, join you then?
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But I wanted to tell you...
What did he say?
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He said, "Good night, Ben."
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And then he sort of winked.
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Thank you, Mrs. Kravitz.
That’ll be all.
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But don’t I get to tell you
what I know about her?
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Only if someone asks you.
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Your witness, Mr. Franklin.
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Mr. Franklin,
you can’t cross-examine her.
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But I must.
Her testimony’s very damaging.
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It’ll be a lot more damaging
if she gets a chance to go on.
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No questions, Your Honor.
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That’ll be all, madam.
You may step down.
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Well!
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The prosecution rests,
Your Honor.
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This court will recess
for 15 minutes.
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(GAVEL RAPPING)
Time to start worrying
again, right?
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Right. It was going fine
until I got on the stand.
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I’m afraid,
with Mr. Stephens’ testimony
and that of the Kravitz woman,
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the District Attorney
has established
a plausible motive
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for someone taking
a vintage fire engine.
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Vintage fire engine.
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00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,655
Vintage! I’ll be right back.
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Mr. Franklin,
call me as your next witness.
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FRANKLIN:
Would you tell the jury,
Mrs. Stephens,
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where you got the plaque
you hold in your hand?
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From the fire engine
at Station Number Three.
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Would you read the
inscription, please?
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"Benjamin Franklin
Memorial Fire Engine."
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Your Honor, I’d like to enter
this plaque as Exhibit A.
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Your Honor,
may I ask a question?
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If it’s relevant.
How can the
District Attorney
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accuse Mr. Franklin
of stealing
his own property?
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He hasn’t proved
he is Benjamin Franklin.
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And you, sir, have not proved
that I am not.
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(GAVEL RAPPING)
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I will admonish this gallery
only once.
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Another outburst like that,
and I’ll have this courtroom
cleared.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
No more questions.
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Do you believe the defendant
is Benjamin Franklin?
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Yes.
How can you be so sure?
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All you have to do is look
at him and listen to him talk.
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That’s no answer.
How do you know?
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Well, if he isn’t,
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why would he have tried to pay
for a book that was 200 years
overdue?
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Mrs. Stephens, do you know
the penalty for perjury?
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Oh, hush up.
Your Hon...
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Now, I don’t see
that it makes any
difference
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whether he’s Benjamin Franklin
or not.
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He represents Mr. Franklin,
doesn’t he?
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Now, the District Attorney
accuses him of creating
a disturbance in the library.
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But he doesn’t mention
the fact
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that he was honest enough
to pay a 200-year-old fine
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or that Benjamin Franklin
created the first
public library.
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He also accuses him
of taking a fire engine.
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But he doesn’t mention
the fact
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that Benjamin Franklin started
the first volunteer
fire department.
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Aren’t you going to object
to this, Counselor?
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00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,761
Doesn’t look that way,
Your Honor.
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Now, it seems to me that,
whoever he is,
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all this gentleman has done
since he’s been here
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is to remind us of the
wonderful things that Benjamin
Franklin has done
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and of the heritage of wisdom
that he left us.
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Now, if I were
the District Attorney,
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I’d want to thank him
instead of trying to send him
to jail.
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(APPLAUSE)
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00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,420
Objection!
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00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,357
I think you’re a little late,
Counselor.
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Congratulations, Mr. Franklin.
Thank you, sir.
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I knew you could do it.
Congratulations, Mr. Franklin.
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Thank you, sir.
That was a great speech, Sam!
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Oh, thank you, Larry.
(GAVEL RAPPING)
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Mr. Franklin,
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this jury has found you
not guilty,
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a judgment
in which the court concurs.
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00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:58,050
You are free to go,
but I would like to ask you
one question.
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Do you intend to continue
being Benjamin Franklin?
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Your Honor,
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I believe that a man’s wisdom,
if he have any,
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should be left
to future generations
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to measure against
their own circumstances.
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00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,836
If a man lives
beyond his time
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and attempts to impose old
notions upon new generations,
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he puts himself
in very grave danger
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00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,579
of losing any claim
to wisdom at all.
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Therefore, Your Honor,
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although I shall continue
to be Benjamin Franklin,
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for I can do no other,
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I shall no longer be
that untimely gentleman
in your gracious company.
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00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,826
Good day, sir.
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00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,733
Well, if he isn’t,
he ought to be.
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00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,868
Court’s adjourned.
(RAPS GAVEL)
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00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,612
Aunt Clara, I don’t think
this is such a good idea.
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Mr. Franklin, you said
yourself it was
time to go back.
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And so I shall, sir,
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after this dear lady and I
have a night, as you put it,
on the town.
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00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,422
But didn’t you once say,
"Early to bed,
early to rise
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00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,358
"makes a man healthy,
wealthy and wise"?
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00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:16,962
Yes, I did, I did.
But that was before
the electric light.
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00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:20,899
Don’t you think that your
escort should be more
appropriately dressed?
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00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,668
I’ll get
one of Darrin’s suits.
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00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,571
No, no, no, no.
I can do it.
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00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:29,875
Is this a button loose
on your coat, Mr. Franklin?
Well, I hadn’t noticed.
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Tarrel, tarrel,
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morning glorious.
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Correct "appel"...
Apparel,
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sartor sartorious.
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00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,730
Ooh! Oh, I goofed again.
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00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,532
Oh, no!
396
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,802
No, Aunt Clara.
You look beautiful!
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00:23:56,802 --> 00:24:01,140
Madam, you are
a vision of loveliness.
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00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:07,146
Oh, I congratulate you all
for living in this marvelous
20th century
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00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,281
where such things
are possible.
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00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,483
Oh, let us go on, madam.
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00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:16,488
Well, uh, don’t wait up,
children.
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00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,894
Good night.
403
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,064
Oh!
404
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,967
Oh, I’m sure they’ll be
all right, sweetheart.
405
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,570
After all,
they’re both over 200.
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00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,847
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