All language subtitles for Bewitched S03E09 The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara_track3_[eng]

You ready yet, honey?

SAM: I'll be right down.
Good.

That'll give me
another ten minutes.

Hook this for me,
will you, honey?
Mmm-hmm.

Sam...
Oh, I'm sorry.

There you go.
Thanks.

Say, how did you manage
that when you were single?

Oh, I had to use witchcraft.

It was much more dependable
but not nearly as much fun.

Honey, I'm sorry this turned
into a business dinner,

but Larry's dying
to land this account.

Mr. MacElroy's
leaving town tonight.

Have I met him?
No, but you've probably
been in his shoes.

Huh?
MacElroy shoes. One of the
biggest in the country.

Shoes for the whole family.
Oh.

And I don't mind
saying myself...

I've come up with
some pretty big ideas.

(GIGGLES)

What you need is some smaller
ideas or a bigger tube.

The babysitter isn't
here yet anyway.

By the way,
who is it?

Who?
The sitter.

Aw, Sam, you didn't.

Well, Darrin,
Aunt Clara volunteered,

and I couldn't say no
without hurting
her feelings.

Besides, we have to be
extra specially nice
to her right now.

She had a big disappointment.

She flunked the national
drivers' test?

Darrin, don't be ridiculous.

Aunt Clara can barely fly,
let alone drive.

No. She's just
broken up with Ocky.

Ocky?
Octavius.

He's a warlock
she used to be very fond of.

But then the old fool
met a young witch, and...

Well, you know the rest.
It's an old story.

Oh, sure.
It happens every day.

Old warlock runs off
with a pretty young witch.

Poor old girl.
As if she didn't have
enough trouble.

Okay, she can sit.
But that's all, understand?

Yes, darling.
I'll tell her.

(WHOOSHING)

Oh, dear.

Aunt Clara, we've got
a front door, you know.

I must have let
my flaps down too soon.

(LAUGHS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Good night, dear Aunt Clara,
and try to cheer up, huh?

Yeah, maybe
he'll come back.
Who?

Octavius.
No, I've forgotten
him completely.

That's good, dear.

I bear him no grudge.
We won't be too late.

And he's free to do
whatever he wants.

Good night, Aunt Clara.
Night.

After all,
he is over 21.

Boy. Is he over.

Still awake, precious?

Aunt Clara will sing you
a little lullaby.

(CHUCKLES)

♪ Me, me
me, me, me, me ♪

(VOCALIZING)

♪ Lullaby

♪ Lullaby ♪

(CRYING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(OFF-KEY) ♪ Lullaby
(CRYING CONTINUES)

♪ And good night ♪

(CRYING CONTINUES)

Oh, I wish...
(STAMMERING)

I wish this were
nearer the nursery.

It worked!

Well!

You've still got it,
old girl.

(CRYING CONTINUES)

Oh, look.

TABATHA: Mommy!
(CRYING)

Oh, dear.
Oh, what's happening?

Oh. Oh, stop that.

Now, that's no way
for a piano to behave.

Oh, I must do
something fast.

Oh. "Piano, piano,

"that I prize,
return to that
convenient size."

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Anybody...
Aah!

Oh. Oh, Mrs. Kravitz.

Oh, so nice of you
to drop in.

How'd that piano
get up there?

What piano?

(CRYING RESUMES)

Well. We got out of that one.

Now, let's get on
with this one.

Just wait till you see
some of Stephens' layouts
for MacElroy shoes...

Fresh, original,
inventive.

Naturally, Mr. Tate
made a strong
contribution too.

LARRY:
Oh, thank you, Darrin.

That's not only
very generous of you,

but if you hadn't
said it, I'd have fired you.

About the layouts,
Mr. MacElroy...

I'll be glad to look
at them after dinner.
If there's time.

Can't miss that plane,
you know.

Uh, delicious roast, Louise.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, are you finished already?

SAM:
I am too.

Me too.
Aren't you, dear?

Oh, yes, yes.

SAM:
Mr. MacElroy's through too.

Oh, Louise, I just
can't wait to see
what you have for dessert.

Oh, you'll love it.
It's fattening,
but you'll love it.

"O piano,

"black as night,

"how I wish
that you were light."

Ooh!

What happened?

Oh, it's just probably
a power failure
or something.

No problem.
(WHISPERING)
Keep going, keep going.

Uh, Mr. MacElroy,
we'd like to present
some ideas for a new slogan.

Thank you, honey.
Try this on for size.

Don't like it.

But I haven't
mentioned it yet.

Maybe we'd better postpone
this until I come back to town
next time.

Uh, no, no, no.
We'll get more candles.
Louise, more candles, huh?

Forget the candles.
How about some more brandy?

Uh, right. Louise,
more brandy,
more brandy.

Here you are,
back where you belong.

And I did it.
(CHUCKLES)

I certainly don't
know how.

How should we get
the lights back on?

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Oh, dear.
Now, if that's
Darrin and Samantha,

I'm through
as a sitter.

Sitter?
I'm through as an aunt.

Good evening.
Hello.

We just wanted to find out
if everything was
all right over here.

Oh, everything's fine.

I've been watching
television.

With no electricity?
Oh, you noticed that.

Have you got
a flashlight in the house?

Well, I really don't know.

Well, here. Take this.
We have extras.

Uh, are your
lights out too?
Shh, shh.

Oh, for the love of Pete.
The whole Eastern seaboard
is blacked out.

GLADYS:
It is? What caused it?

They don't know yet.

Well, I hope
they never find out.

(PHONE RINGING)

Uh, excuse me.

Come on, Gladys.
Good night.

(RINGING CONTINUES)

Hi, Aunt Clara.
Is everything all right?

Oh, of course, of course.
Why shouldn't it be?

Aren't the lights out?
They are everywhere else.

Oh, yes. The lights
are out here too.

Well, what a coincidence.

Well, I doubt if that's what
the electric company's
calling it. How's Tabatha?

She's sleeping peacefully.

Well, that's good.
I'll check later.

Aunt Clara? You sure
everything's all right?

Oh, everything's fine.
But everything's fine.

Bye-bye.

Putting the lights out
in 12 states.

Could have happened
to anybody.

But how am I gonna get them
back on again?

Uh... Uh...

Oh, I've got to have help.

Oh, I wish Ocky were here.

I...

Maybe I could
bring him here.

I can try.

"Eyes like fishes,

"nose like dishes..."

Ocky!
Clara.

Oh! It worked.

Well. It worked.

Oh, I still have my touch.

Clara, my darling.
Oh, no.
Nothing like that.

No, I called you back
professionally.

And then after that,
you can go back to
your little, uh, witch.

Clara, I don't want her.
I want to come back to you.

Uh, do you?

You know what she did to me?

(MUMBLING)
what did she do?

The little gold-digger.
"Give me this, give me that."

Grab, grab, grab.

I must have blown
a year's magic on her.
I never want to see her again.

Oh, dear.

But she's so pretty
and so young and...

You're just as pretty
as she is.

Oh, no. Oh, no, Ocky.
No, no.

Will you please
take me back?

Well, maybe I will
and maybe I won't.

AUNT CLARA: But now, I...
I need help.

I've just put out
all the lights...

Along the Eastern seaboard.

Purposely?
On mistake.

I'll say this,
when you make one,
it's a beaut.

Let's see, now.
This isn't gonna
be easy.

Okay. Let's have
a whirl at it.

"Red rat, Newman,

"Cosgo, Doozit.

"Googol."
"Hobit."

"Ledin, ladd,
indrogsit,

"Eastern seaboard."

Oh!

Ocky, you did it. Oh!
Yeah!

How about that?

Oh-ho. What happened?

Well... Do it again.
Do it again.

Now, put a little more
zing into it.
Okay.

Your hands.
It's your hands, Ocky.

Are they gone?

Oh, no, no.
But you must keep them up
to keep the lights on.

Swell.

Abner. You said
the lights were out
all over.

That's right.
All over the East.

So, how come they're on
across the street?

Don't be ridiculous.
They can't be.

No?

Come see
for yourself.

Gladys, have you got
that buzzing
in your head again?

Take a look.

Ocky? Did you put
your hands down?

OCKY: I had an itch.
Do you mind?

"The lights are on
across the street," huh?

They were.
You'll be
all right, dear.

Soon as the swelling
goes down.

Now they're on again!

Gladys, it's dangerous to
stand by the window. Somebody
might throw a rock at you.

Who would do
a thing like that?

Me, if you don't
sit down and shut up.

Now, here's a slogan
you're going to like
a lot more

than the others,
Mr. MacElroy.

"There's no business
like shoe business."

So much for slogans.

Hi, there, Aunt Clara.
Just checking.

You all right? Good.
How's Tabatha?

Oh, fine.
She's sleeping peacefully,
like a baby.

How are you doing
without lights?

Oh, we have lights now.

But the radio said the
whole city was blacked out.

How could you
possibly have lights?

Well, uh,
I don't know.

I'm a witch,
not an electrician.

Aunt Clara,
I don't understand.

How could you have light
unless you...

Now, listen...

You have lights
at your place?

(STAMMERING)
Why, yes.

Well, great. Let's all
jump in the car
and get over there...

Before this whole deal
goes down the drain.

Hello? We'll be right there.

But... But...

But... But I'm not calling
to complain about
my lights being out.

I just want to ask
a simple question.

How come the lights
are on across the street?

I am not a crank,
and if you don't believe me,

you can check for yourself.

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Oh. Oh, my niece
is coming.

Oh, dear. Well, I'd rather
she didn't see you.

I'd rather she didn't
see me either.

Uh, do you mind
stepping in here
in the closet?

(STAMMERING)
You know, um...

Do you?

Keep your hands up.

Oh, keep your
hands up, Ocky.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Hi, Aunt Clara.
I really should be
leaving for the airport.

We'll see you get downtown,
won't we, Darrin?
Absolutely.

Aunt Clara,
don't you have something
you'd like to tell me?

Tell...
(STAMMERING)

I had a feeling
you'd say that.

I'm going to go up
and check Tabatha.

Yes, take your time, dear.

And another thing.
We think you ought
to be using TV.

Darrin, tell him
about the spectacular
you dreamed up.

It's a beaut.

What I had in mind
was a great big shoe.

Yes, we based the whole thing
on "the old woman
who lived in a shoe."

And we have
some marvelous songs.

"Shoe, shoe, baby"?

"Body and sole"?

"Buttons and bows"?

For ladies' shoes.
Got any brandy?

Somebody,
brandy for Mr. MacElroy.

Darrin, show him
the newspaper layout.

You want to see
some really clever copy?

Yes.
Just wait.

Where's the brandy?

LARRY:
Yes. The brandy!

Uh, Mr. MacElroy,
we thought we'd
start out with...

LARRY:
Oh, no. Not again.

There's a flashlight
right there
on the table, Larry.

Gentlemen, I really
should be leaving.

No, you can't leave
before you see this ad!

See? I can't see anything.

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Just a little dance
I learned in Scotland.

It's called,
"The Wee Kick of the Kirk."

Bet she knows
where the brandy is.

(DOORBELL RINGS)
Now what?

Never mind, Darrin.
I'll get it.

Yes?

Power company.
We got a complaint about...

Your lights are on.

How about that?
Come on, fellas.

Uh, just a minute.

Don't worry, lady.
We'll have 'em out in no time.

What?
I mean,
we'll get it fixed,

find the trouble,
check it out.

Darrin, will you
get rid of them?

Now, just a minute.
My husband's in the middle
of something very important.

Lady, everybody in the city
was in the middle
of something important.

But I only got two hands.
Fellas, you check
the fuse box,

and I'll go check
the wiring in the kitchen.

Boy, Aunt Clara,
you just wait
till I get you alone.

(BOTH CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Now, wait a minute!
I've got a problem here!

I've got a very important
client here. We can use
all the light we can get!

Look, I've got to get
to the airport.
No, no, no.

No, Mr. MacElroy. Wait.
You've got plenty of time.
Plenty. Darrin!

Will you forget
about him, Darrin?

All right, I'll get
my own brandy.

Oh! Sorry for all
these interruptions,
Mr. MacElroy.

Ah, I see you got
your brandy. Come on
over here and sit down.

Aunt Clara,
there's something funny
going on around here.

Oh, I wish you'd tell me.
I'm dying to have
a good laugh.

(GLADYS SCREAMING)
What was that?

Oh, I've got to
get out of here.

Now, wait, Mr. MacElroy.

Mrs. Kravitz,
what are you doing here?

Uh, never mind me.
What are you doing here?

Me?
Mrs. Kravitz,
what is the matter?

There's something
in that closet!

What is it?

I think it was
a moth, but it moved!

That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.

Take a look!

All right.

(MUTTERING)
Uh, wait.

Look, Mrs. Kravitz.
There's no one in the closet.

(SCREAMS)
(BODY THUDS)

Saved your Sunday punch
for the last, right?

What?

Now, that's what I call
a clever idea.

Animated shoes.
It's only great.

Uh... Animated shoes?

What kind of voices
did you have in mind
for the shoes?

Voices?

Yeah, voices.
Come on back
and let's talk about it.

Uh, what about his plane?
Darrin!

MACELROY:
You must be joshing.

I'm not leaving town
till I hear all about this.

Now, what are the details?

Yes, let's hear
the details.

The details...
Let me have some
of that brandy.

We're gonna check
the power lines
on the outside.

Just be patient.
We'll get to the bottom
of this yet.

I certainly hope so.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

What happened?
She fainted.

Good. Now I can
get some sleep.

Love the fainting lady.
How do you work her
into the animated shoes?

Aunt Clara,
what have you done?

About what?

Oh, my stars.

Good morning,
sweetheart.
Oh, hi.

How do you feel?
Like a million.

Which is just about
what MacElroy's account
is worth.

Yes, well, don't forget,
you owe it all to
Aunt Clara's irresponsibility.

They talked to a puppet man.
He said it'll be a cinch
to animate those shoes.

Really?

You know, it's amazing
what human beings can do.

Listen to this.

"Power company officials
announced that last night's
massive blackout

"was due to
a power reversal.

"The sudden surge
in the Niagara grid,

"compounded by the failure
of an automatic
cutoff system,

"was a one-in-a-million
accident."

Aunt Clara didn't do it.
Where are you going?

To tell her.
Oh, but Darrin,

she thinks she did it.

She's even kind of
proud of herself.
Aunt Clara's a new woman.

I don't get it.

Will it hurt to let her go on
thinking she's responsible?

Honey, she's bound to read
about it in the papers.

Oh, well, so what?
The newspapers are always
coming up

with logical explanations
for things we witches do.

She won't pay
any attention to it.

It's okay with me.

And who knows.
Maybe she did do it.

Hmm?

Well, the failure
of an automatic
cutoff system

that was a one-in-a-million
accident, or

one of Aunt Clara's
goof-ups.

Now, which is harder
to believe?

I'd give anything
if you hadn't asked.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)