All language subtitles for Bewitched S03E02 The Moment of Truth_track3_[eng]

Hey. Pay attention.

Here, you want
a little bite?
Want some? Hmm?

Well, let me stir it for you.
Wait a minute. Come on.

Here, you want some cereal?
Ooh, it’s good.

You want a taste?
Taste.

Okay.
There ya go.

No. No, sweetheart.
Mommy doesn’t want you
to do that.

Remember?
Mustn’t twitch.
Hi.

At least not until
I’ve had a chance
to tell daddy that you’re a...

(STAMMERING)
I mean, that you have
the power to...

That you can do witchcraft.

Hi.

And I’m going to
tell him tonight, while we’re
celebrating our anniversary,

and he’s in a good mood,
just at the right time,

when the lights are low,
and we’re in a restaurant
where he can’t scream,

and there’s a nearby exit.

Oh, no!
Oh, Tabatha, please!

Sweetheart, baby, angel?

Listen, Tab,
stop fooling around.

What was she doing?
(STAMMERS)

(LAUGHING)
Honey, you’re not trying
to get to use a fork, are you?

I know she’s smart, but don’t
you think you’re pushing her
a little too fast?

Well, no, darling.
As a matter of fact,
I’m trying to slow her down.

Well,
I know she’s as smart,

and as pretty and
as devastating as her mother.

Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.

Oh, darling.

Now, Darrin, I love you.

I love you very, very much.

And nothing,
absolutely nothing,
can change my love.

Well, swell, honey,
but what brought that on?

Um, well, it’s just that
I think things like that ought
to be said every so often,

Like now, and, uh...
(TABATHA GURGLES)

Later on tonight.

Okay.

AUNT CLARA:
Whoo-hoo-ooo!

Samantha!
Coming, Aunt Clara.

Hello!
Aunt... Aunt Clara?

Whoo-ooo! Whoo-ooo!

Aunt Clara!

By parachute?

Yes. I thought this time
I’d drop in quietly.

Well, Aunt Clara,
let’s go up to the guest room.

Oh, I’m so pleased
to sit with Tabatha...

While you and Darrin
are celebrating.

Well, we’re pleased
to have you.

I’ve got to dash out
and do some shopping

and meet Darrin, but I’ll
be back before she wakes up.

And if she does wake up,
I’ll tell her you were here.

Here we are, here we are.
(CHUCKLES)

Now, isn’t that nice?
Nice crackers.

Eat your cracker, dear.
Eat.

Oh, no more play.

Oh.
(CHUCKLES)

Well, now the crackers.
Now, eat, eat, eat, eat.

What a sweetie!
(HUMMING)

Oh, Clara, you’re not
what you used to be.

(BANGING)

Oh, Aunt Clara.

Not only have you lost
your old pizzazz,

but you’ve thrown
everything out of gear!

(AUNT CLARA WEEPING)
Oh, oh, dear.

Aunt Clara?

Oh.
Aunt Clara,
what’s the matter?

Oh, everything.
My magic.

Whenever I wave at a chair,

all the pots and pans start
flying all over the place.

Oh, you poor dear.

Um, Aunt Clara, has, uh,

Tabatha been
giving you any trouble?

Tabatha? Oh, no.

You sure about that?

Oh, I’m positive.
No, it’s me.

Perhaps you hadn’t noticed,

but lately, I’ve made
a lot of mistakes.

You have?
Yes, I have.
Now, don’t tell Darrin.

Oh, no.
I wouldn’t think of it.

But when you can’t seem to,
um, zero in on anything,

and your coordination is
just about...

Shot,

well, you might as well
face it.

Face what?

Face having a checkup.

I’m sure that’s all you need.
You’re just a little
overtired, that’s all.

A little rest,
and you’ll be
as good as new.

Yes, but you’ve been counting
on me for your anniversary,
and... oh, no.

No, no, Aunt Clara.
You’re my favorite aunt,

and your health means
more to me than anything.

So, come on, get up.
Up, up. Come on, come on.

Now, you just go home and
take good care of yourself.

Hmm?

Well, I will.
Oh, good.

Now, uh, just, um,

assist me on
the takeoff,
will you?

Oh, yes, of course.
Go on. Go on. Oh-oh!

Oh, dear.

Go on, bag.
Go on, brolly,
back to Aunt Clara.

Good.

Is everything
all right?

Well, Aunt Clara wasn’t
feeling too well, darling,
so I’ve sent her home.

I hope it’s nothing serious.
I don’t think so, but just
to be on the safe side.

Well, so much for
our anniversary celebration.

Oh, I guess it is
a little late to get a sitter.

I could call mother.
She’d love to come.
Uh, never mind.

Well, why don’t we just
have the Tates over here?
Good idea!

Larry loves
to celebrate things.

Yeah, he celebrates any day
of the week with a "y" in it.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

And a little bubbly
for Louise.

Here we go.

Here’s to the Stephens.
I’ll buy that.

Hold it!

The happiest couple
on the face
of the good old earth.

Larry, what about us?

The happiest couple
on the face
of the good old earth.

LARRY: A bright guy,
a lovely wife,
a beautiful baby,

and a kind and
understanding boss.

Why shouldn’t they
be happy? Cheers!

Cheers.
Cheers.

LOUISE: Cheers!

Mm-mm.
Nice champagne, huh?

Mm-hmm.
Marvelous.
Wonderful, Larry. Great.

Larry, what are you doing?

Oh, I’m terribly sorry,
Sam! I thought
there was an ashtray there.

Oh, well, that’s
all right, Larry.

We were gonna throw
that table out anyhow.

(CHUCKLES)
That’s very nice of you.

Here, I’ll give you
another...
I don’t know what happened.

I’m so sorry.
It’s okay, Louise.
It could happen to anybody.

Don’t worry about it, Larry.
I’m really terribly sorry,
Sam.

Care for some more, Sam?
Hmm? Oh,
thank you, Larry.

You know, this is marvelous
caviar, Samantha.
Louise, here we go.

Darrin, pass me your glass.
Mm-hmm.

Aha!
(CHUCKLES)

Squeeze it, Larry!
Squeeze it!
(GRUNTING)

Well, one down, two to go.
Time to bring up the reserves.

I’ll get another bottle.
I brought it,
and I’ll get it.

(POTS CLATTERING)

(LAUGHING)
Wow!

What happened?
Well, the cork blew out
and knocked the pot off,

and the pot knocked
the empty bottle over,
and, well,

it could happen to anyone.
Sure, that makes
a lot of sense.

Okay, you want another
explanation? I’m clumsy.

Aw, well, don’t worry,
Larry. Nothing was broken.

Why don’t you
take the champagne
into the living room?

I’ll drive.
But, Officer, I only had
a couple of beers.

Larry’s in
a great mood tonight.

Sam?

How did that happen?
Uh, well...

Could somebody be trying
to spoil our anniversary,
like your mother?

Oh, no. Oh, no, darling.
I don’t think so.

If mother wanted to spoil
the party, it would be
raining in the living room.

Then what else could it be?

Well, Aunt Clara’s spells
haven’t been working
too well lately.

She’s rather worried
about them.

You mean, some of them might
have a delayed reaction,
like a time-bomb?

Could be.
Oh, great.

I hope nothing happens
in front of the Tates.
Me too.

LARRY:
Come on, kiddies!
Get it while it’s bubbly!

Come on, darling.
Everything will
be all right.

Come on.
All right.

So, on that
tough 15th hole,

I chipped right
onto the green
and into the cup,

and you know
what I said?

Yes. You said...
Please, Louise.

I said, "It’s a birdie,
it’s plain, I’m Superman!"

Uh, maybe you don’t get it.
You see, it’s kind of funny
because I said...

LOUISE:
Oh, we got it, Larry.
It just isn’t worth repeating.

Excuse me!

I’m, uh, glad we didn’t
go out this evening,

and I hereby
invite both of you over
to our 50th anniversary.

Why, thanks, Darrin.
That’s very nice, but you’ll
have to clear it with Louise.

I have a feeling that we have
something else on that night.

Let’s drink to it anyway.

(SPUTTERING)
Excuse me.
I’ll be right back.

What’s the matter
with them?

Oh, now, Tabatha,
you simply have to learn
to control yourself.

Uh, you see, sweetheart,
your daddy would...

Not Endora.

Not Aunt Clara?

Hi.

(STAMMERING)
Who else then?

It’s not, uh...

Not, um,
what’s-her-name.

She’s just a baby.
It’s not possible.

Darrin, you always knew
it was possible.

Oh, yeah, I’ve always
known it was possible,

I just didn’t think
it was possible.

I mean, a whole year
and not a sign.

I mean, after a year
you get a feeling of

a false sense of security,
you feel that
you’re home free.

Daddy.

You think it’s awful.

No, I don’t think it’s awful.
It’s not awful.
It’s just sort of...

Well, it’s
surprising, astounding.

Shocking, is what it is.
That’s what it is.
It’s shocking!

And you think it’s awful.

Quit saying that!

Well, Darrin,
I don’t blame you.

I knew you’d feel this way.
I told myself. I was prepared.

Oh, honey, wait a minute.

Oh, Darrin, I’m sorry.

I mean, I know how you feel
about witchcraft,

and, well, I was just
waiting for the right time
to tell you about Tabatha,

but I guess she decided
to tell you for herself.

My daughter’s a witch.

Sam, I’ve got to know.
How much of a witch is she?

Well...
Hi.

She doesn’t really know
what she’s doing.

It’s all sort of
involuntary.

She wants something,
and she gets it.

She doesn’t realize
it’s a special power.

What are we gonna do?

Well, we’ll just do
what any parents of a child

with a special ability
or a talent would do.

We’ll just teach her
how to use that talent wisely.

How do we do that?

Oh, well, Darrin,
don’t worry.

Any baby that
can be potty-trained

can be
witchcraft-trained.

Uh.

Funny daddy.

LARRY: Hey, up there.
Remember us?
Tate’s the name.

Uh, we’ll be right down.
Sam, we gotta get them outta
here before...

Before they see
something happening
and start asking questions.

We sure do.

Now, Tabatha,
you lie down and go to sleep.

Hmm?

And be good.

Otherwise, we may
be in for some
difficult moments. Huh?

LOUISE:
Problems?

Oh, no, nothing unusual
for a baby of her... age.

Anything I can do to help?

Oh, no, thank you, Louise.
She just doesn’t
want to go to sleep.

Oh, let me try.
I have my own way.
I’ll sing to her.

Uh, no, no!
Why not?

It works like a charm.
With her voice, the kids
fall asleep in self-defense.

It just might
stimulate her too much,
and she’d be up all night.

Right. So let’s
all sit down, relax,

and make an
evening of it.

Ah, not for me, Larry.

But it’s your
anniversary, boy!

I know, but, um...

We have that conference
tomorrow morning.

Hey, the conference!
That’s right!

We gotta get up bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed...

The day after tomorrow,
because that’s when
the conference is.

I thought it was tomorrow.

That’s what I like about
this boy, he’s eager.

Now, drink up.
That’s an order.

Finish your drink, Larry.
I think we better be going.

Must you?
Well, if you really have to.

No, we don’t have to,
and we’re not going to,
so, sit down, everybody.

(BANGING)
That Tabatha’s developed into
quite a musician, hasn’t she?

Our Jonathan went through that
phase, don’t you remember?

(QUIETLY)
Can’t you do something?
Yes, but it’ll have to be...

At this stage of the game,
anything.
First, Tabatha.

Mm-hmm.

(BANGING NOISE STOPS)

Hey, she stopped.

So she did.

Well, now that she’s
through making noise,
why don’t we make some?

Happy Thursday!
(LAUGHS)

Don’t say it, Louise.
Don’t say it.
I will too.

You’re acting like a child,
and you’ve had
enough champagne.

I am not acting
like a child.

I’ll get a towel.
I will too.

No, now, Larry,
you just sit right back.

Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be fine.

I assure you
I am in full possession
of all my faculties!

What are you going to do?
Well, with a little help
from me and Louise,

Larry’s gonna be convinced
he’s had enough,
and it’s time for beddy-bye.

Lovely.

Please, Larry,
take it easy.

Louise, my love,
you can’t possibly think
I’ve had too much champagne.

Samantha, Louise thinks
I’m getting splashed.
Do you think I am?

Well, uh...

You’re kidding!
On four glasses
of this stuff?

You’ve had six,
but who’s counting?

Well, even six
glasses, big deal!
(CHUCKLES)

Oh, well, don’t worry, Larry.
We love to see you
enjoying yourself.

You-you really think
I’m getting smashed.
Darrin, back me up.

Larry, it’s okay.
Like Samantha says, we like
to see you enjoying yourself.

Okay.

I demand
a sobriety test.

(CHUCKLING) Larry,
that won’t be necessary.

Just try saying
"chrysanthemum."
(LARRY LAUGHS)

That’s easy.

Chrystanthenum.

Chryscrustenum.

Chrysmanth...

Oh, daffodil. I can’t even
say it when I’m sober.
Doesn’t prove a thing.

Now, give me something else.
Well, if you insist.

Um, how about
the equilibrium test?

You know, you close your eyes
and try to touch your nose
with your fingers like this.

All right. Watch me.

Taxi!

Now, now,
wait a minute!

That’s just
a family weakness.

Yes, I know, dear.

Now, if I buy you a blanket,
will you promise not
to suck your thumb?

Oh, now, Louise,
don’t worry.

We love Larry.
We don’t mind.

I demand another test!

Well, all right, Larry.
What would you like
to do for us?

Uh, pick a straight line,
anywhere,
and I’ll walk it for you.

Why don’t you walk from
where you spilled
the champagne

to where you
ruined the table?

Thank you, Darrin.
You’re a wonderful host.

All right.
I’ll pick my own line.

Right over here.
(CHUCKLES)

I’ll walk from, uh,
here to the bar.

Okay.

Larry! Larry!

Is that you, Louise?
Um, yes. Mm-hmm, Bubbie.

Are Darrin and Sam
still here?
Mm-hmm.

Would you say good night
to them for me, please?
Yes, Bubbie. Come on.

Up we go.
Good night, everyone.
There ya go, Larry.

And happy anniversary.

Thank you, Louise.
Come on. That’s it.

Good night, Larry.
Good night, Louise.
Good night, Larry, Louise.

Good night!

Phew! A couple more minutes
of that, and Larry would have
taken the pledge.

Oh, Darrin, maybe I was
a little hard on him.
Don’t worry about Larry.

By tomorrow, he’ll be
telling the story
and he’ll be the hero.

A one-year-old baby
turning the house upside-down.

Now, if Aunt Clara
would have done that, I...
(GASPS)

What?
Oh, Aunt Clara.

I’ve got to tell her
before she convinces herself
she’s seriously ill.

You do that on your own.
I think I’m going to lie down.

Aunt Clara,
I have to see you...

Right here!

That was a smooth landing.

Thank you, dear.
You’re welcome.

Aunt Clara, there’s
something I have to tell you.

You know all those things
that were happening?

No, no, no, now, dear.
The pots and the pans and...

Well, Aunt Clara,
it wasn’t you.

No, it wasn’t you.
It wasn’t you.
It was Tabatha.

No.
Yes.

No, not really.
Yes, really.

Sure, "really."
What isn’t "really"
in this house?

Well.

Well, the little imp!
(GIGGLES)

Oh!
(CHUCKLES)

Oh, dear.
I’m feeling wonderful.

For you, dear,
your anniversary,

and congratulations.

Oh, thank you,
Aunt Clara.

Our family’s
first little witch
of her generation.

Isn’t it marvelous?
Everybody in the family will
soon be popping in to see her.

Oh, I must spread the news.

Everybody in the fam...
Sam!

Well, darling,
I-I wouldn’t worry.

I’m sure she just means
the immediate family.

That’s a lot of consolation.

Just what’s the matter
with my family?

How much time do you have?

Never mind.

Oh, my. Now, Tabatha,

I know it’s been a big day,

but now it’s time for sleep,
and I mean it, uh-huh.

Darling, she’ll be
sort of experimenting
with her powers,

you know,
trying them out.

She sure seems
just like any other baby.

Well, she is,
except for...

You tell her.
Okay.

Tabatha, mustn’t...

Mustn’t...

Good. Good.
That ought to do it.

You really think so?

Well, of course.
You told her.

Well, that didn’t
always work
with her mother.

Oh. Uh-uh...

Oh, Darrin,
do you mind awfully?

Well, I’ve been giving that
a lot of thought.
And?

It’s been wonderful living
with one beautiful witch.

It’ll be twice as wonderful
living with two.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)