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[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Mrs. Stephens?
Yes?

I'm Harriet Kravitz,
Abner's sister.

Oh! It's nice
to meet you,
Miss Kravitz.

I just thought I'd pop in
to say hello

and return this saucepan
that Gladys borrowed.

Please come in.

Do excuse the mess.

Oh, that's okay.
You go right ahead.

Abner's taken Gladys
to spend a couple of weeks
with her mother.

How nice.

Well, not for Abner.
He can't stand her mother.

That's why he's
driving back tomorrow.

I'm gonna be keeping house
for him while Gladys is gone.

Oh, well, if there's
anything I can do to help,

you just call me.

Oh, I will.

Gladys has told me
a lot about you,

Mrs. Stephens.

Oh, really?

Oh, nothing bad, you understand.

Just what a good neighbor
you are. Nothing else at all.

Glad to hear it.

Anyway, I'm a person

who likes to judge people
for themselves.

Do you always paint
in the living room?

Well, Tabatha's
asleep upstairs.

I just wanted to be near her
if she cried.

Oh, you'll never get two coats
of paint out of that little can.

No?

Not unless you're some kind
of a magici--

What I mean is--

I was gonna say,

you won't even get
one coat of paint.

That's what I was gonna say.

Well, that's too bad.

I'll just have
to work it out somehow.

Thanks for bringing
the saucepan, Miss Kravitz.

You can put it down
over there.

Cute.

Isn't that silly?

I walked out with the saucepan.

The chair shrunk.

It wasn't Sanforized.

Um...
Oh, uh...

Miss Kravitz,
surely you don't think

that that's the chair
you saw a minute ago.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I like them.
I like them very much.

Thank you,
Mr. Robbins.

As a matter of fact,
I like your entire campaign.

I think the Robbins Baby Food
Company and McMann & Tate

can do business,
Darrin.

Right, George?

The campaign could be
quite effective.

Good. We'll start
to work on it
right away.

No, I'd like to defer
our final decision for 10 days.

Ten days?

You need that much time?

Mmm.

ROBBINS:
Well, I guess that's
about it, gentlemen.

I may be president
of the company,

but Mr. Barkley's
in charge of advertising.

And I believe

in giving my executives
a completely free hand.

Very commendable
attitude, I'm sure.

George has only been
with us two months.

But he's a young man,
new ideas.

He's really been
shaking up us
old fuddy-duddies.

[LAUGHS]

I'll contact you
in 10 days.

Uh, thank you.

Uh, George
is a cautious man

and probably just
wants time to think.

I'm sure we can
do business, Darrin.

I hope so.

All right. What did you find out
about Darrin Stephens?

Well, I've been
shadowing him for a week.

I also dug
into his past.

Mr. Barkley...
he's as clean
as a whistle.

You didn't uncover any vices?

Can't win them all.

It seems too good
to be true.

Mr. Barkley, nobody's
got a nose for dirt
like Charlie Leach.

And let me tell you...

this guy makes Mickey Mouse
seem like Jack the Ripper.

Can I have
my money now?

You'll get paid
when the job is finished.

Finished?

You want me to investigate
this Stephens some more?

No. His wife.

Why?

Leach, this company
sells baby food.

It is imperative that the
character of our representatives

be wholesome, unblemished
and, above all, normal.

This applies
to their wives too.

I'll start
with the neighbors.

They usually clam up.

But sometimes you come up
with a live one.

Do you want me to start
at the beginning
or just hop around?

Any way you like, lady.

Well...I've only seen
one unusual thing,

but Gladys,
my sister-in-law,
has told me

of many, many
odd occurrences.

At first I thought
she might be
exaggerating,

but now I'm sure
she was telling the truth.

Oh...go ahead.

You see, the credit company
I work for

is interested in anything
you've got to say.

Well...there was the time
she made the baby fly.

The baby wanted
to go by train?

No, she didn't put
the baby on a plane.

She just made it
fly upstairs.

And then she had
these green square spots.

And Gladys saw
an ostrich in
the living room.

And--

Am I going too fast for you?

She saw an ostrich

in Mrs. Stephens' living room?

And an elephant.
A baby elephant.

I think that
came later.

She turned
this old man

into an elephant.

Of course, evidently, there was
something funny about him too.

He was a wizard
who made flowers dance.

Your sister-in-law
told you all this?

Yes.

But I believe
everything she said.

She also gave her husband
this long nose

and this funny
hair...

Where are you going?

I've got more than
enough to go on.

But there's much more.

Don't you want to hear

about when the bottom half
of her disappeared?

Uh, some other time.

Now, you just
go to sleep,

and Mommy's gonna plant
some pretty flowers
in the garden.

Yeah.

Pansies and roses,

and all sorts of things
will be growing here.

Ah.

[TABATHA CRIES]

Oh, dear.

That's better.

[DOORBELL
CHIMES]

[DOORBELL
RINGS]

Hi there.

You must be
the little lady
of the house.

No, she's asleep
in her carriage.

I'm Mrs. Stephens.

[LAUGHS]

Always did like a dame--

I mean, a lady--

with a good sense of humor.

You can wipe
that worried look
off your pretty little face.

I ain't selling nothing.

I'm doing a little
consumer research

on bottle tops.

Well, I'd like
to help you,

but I really am rather busy
right now.

Oh, this will
just take a jiff.

Before I get
your opinion on tops,

I'd like some
information about your--

Did I miss
a spot?

Were you working on this
when I rang your doorbell?

No. I was out back,
gardening.

Gardening?

Mmm. I like to
make things grow.

Now, I really would
love to help you,

so could we
get on with this?

Oh. Oh, sure.
Sure, lady.

Ah.

Hmm.

Hey, this is quite a place
you've got here.

Thanks.

All paid for?

Does that affect
my qualification

to judge bottle tops?

You don't have to hide anything
from me, Mrs. Stephens.

Everything you tell me
is strictly on the QT.

Thanks.

Is that your kid?

No. We rent her
by the month.

[SNAPS]

Funny!

Oh, uh, I have this
questionnaire here

that I have to
fill out.

Hmm.

Do you drink?

Well, yes,
from time to--

Does it really
ask that?

Uh, you don't have to answer
if you don't want to.

I can see you
take a belt--

I mean, a drink--
sometimes.

The red nose is
a dead giveaway, huh?

Oh, I noticed the booze
over there.

You do, don't you?

Only with my meals.

"Drinks...with...meals."

Mm-hm.

Mostly at breakfast.

You drink at breakfast?

Doesn't everyone?

I mean, it was a bit
of a problem at first.

Problem?

Yes. I didn't know

whether you should drink red
wine or white wine with oatmeal.

So I finally compromised
and settled on Scotch.

Breakfast is my favorite meal.

I see.

Any more questions?

I wondered if you had
any other hobbies

apart from
making things grow,

like, Bridge,
knitting, golf,

magic...

Magic?

How'd that
get in there?

A lot of people go in
for magic tricks
in their spare time.

Have you been talking
to Harriet Kravitz?

Never heard of her.

[TABATHA
WAILING OUTSIDE]

Excuse me.

All righty, Tabatha.
Don't you cry anymore.

We'll just
take a little walk

over here.

And then everything
will be all right.

Yes,
it will.

Good.

And then
there was the time

she made three dresses
in 10 seconds.

That was after
her husband became
a chimpanzee.

Or was that before?
Gladys told me
so many things.

Aren't you gonna
write all this down?

I ran out of paper
an hour ago.

Oh, I can
get some more.

Ah, I got
writer's cramp.

Oh, do you mind if I have
another cup of coffee?

Oh. Right away.

Is it okay
if I use your phone?

You go right ahead.

I'd like to
call my wife.

She worries about me.

[DIALS ROTARY PHONE]

Hello, Charmaine.
Charlie here.

I didn't think
it was Rock Hudson.

Now, look, honey, I'm about
to wrap up the wildest case

in my whole career.

Whoopee! Boston Blackie
has done it again.

I just called to tell you
I'd be late tonight.

And what do you
expect me to do?

Sit in this dump and
watch the wallpaper peel?

What kind of a life do you think
this is for me, Charlie?

I'll tell you what kind
of a life it is.

It's a drag.

Now, you'd better get home,

or it's goodbye, Charlie.

But you don't understand.

If I come back to Mr. Barkley
with something hot,

he's liable to put me
on a permanent retainer.

Then I can get you all them furs
and jewels you've always wanted.

Don't give me that jazz.

I'm still trying to get
the green off my finger

from your wedding ring.

Look, Charmaine,
don't give me a hard time.

I've had a rough day.

I've been thrown
by a rocking chair

and attacked
by a soda bottle.

Charlie...do yourself a favor.

Get off the sauce.

I can't wait until Abner
comes home tomorrow,

so you can tell him
everything you've seen.

Abner never believed
Gladys, you know.

You do believe her,
don't you?

Now, look, lady,
let me put it this way.

I've got
an open mind.

I don't know
what's going on over there,

but my nose smells
something weird about her.

[GASPS]

My only casserole.

Well...

[SPUTTERS IN DISBELIEF]

Arggh!

Sam, are you sure it was
the same man both times?

Positive.

I don't get it.
Why would anyone
be interested in you?

I'm sure you don't mean that
the way it sounded.

You know what I mean.

Yes.

Maybe he was just nosy.

Yeah, but why would
anybody be snooping around?

Did anything strange happen
when he was in the house?

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Maybe I better
call the police

and have them keep an eye
on the house,

just in case
he comes back.

Oh, I don't think
that will be necessary.

I'm sure we've seen
the last of him.

Oh, what makes you so sure?

Well...

Suppose you tell me
exactly what happened.

Suppose I just give you
the highlights.

Why don't you do that?

The big thing
was the baby carriage.

The baby carriage?

I made it jump up and down.

Well, that doesn't sound so bad.

He was under it at the time.

Sam, how many times
have I told you--

Darrin,

I don't like

anyone sneaking around
Tabatha's carriage.

You are right.

And if you see him

sneaking around Tabatha
or her carriage again,

you have my permission

to use any sort
of witchcraft you like.

Does that make you
feel better?
Much.

Good.

Now, why don't you
finish dinner?

I've got about
half an hour's work.

Okay.

Oh, great.

What?

I just remembered, I left
the car with the top down.

You go ahead and work.
I'll do it.

Don't you think
that nose of yours

has been a little
overworked today?

I wasn't going to
use my nose.

What, then?
My feet.

Feet?!
Mm-hm.

It's an old-fashioned trick
called walking.

Easy when you get
the hang of it.

That's my girl.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Okay, baby
carriage.

Move.

Pretty please.
Move.

Aw, come on.

Pretty please.

Pretty please!

Ugh! I did it!
I did it!

Hi there.

All right.

Just what are you after?

Uh, uh...
Oh, my cat escaped,

and I thought I saw it
come in here.

What's your cat's name?

Uh, my cat's name...
Oh! Pussy. Pussy. That's it.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Here, Pussy,
Pussy, Pussy.

Here, Pussy, Pussy,
Pussy, Pussy.

Where are you,
Pussy?

Look.

I don't know
who you are

or what you want.

But I think I ought to
warn you...

if you ever come
near this house again,

some terrible things
are gonna happen to you.

Now, look, lady.
You better listen to me.

I know who you are.
I just ain't sure
what you are.

But one thing
you better know:

Charlie Leach is used
to all sorts of danger, see?

And nothing
you can do can scare me.

You want to bet?

Forget it, lady.

I don't scare easy.

And right now,

I'm gonna go out there
and call a taxi, and go home.

My pussycat
may be there by now.

Taxi!

Tax...

iii...

Arggh!

[YELLING]

[GASPS]

[YELLING]

[CAR HORNS
BEEPING]

Get a grip
on yourself, kid.

Try and think what
James B-B-B-B-Bond would do

in a situation like this.

He'd keep calm.
That's what.

So...

keep...calm.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Why are you wearing
that ridiculous muffler?

Oh. You'd be wearing
a muffler too, Mr. Barkley,

if you had spent all night
on a ledge

outside of an office
40 stories high.

What were you doing there?

If you let me
finish,

you'll see
the pieces
fall together.

At 11:47,

I looked into the window
of the Stephens' residence...

and I observed a tiny
rocking chair, 4 inches tall.

Ten seconds later,

I was admitted
into the Stephen''
residence

and now saw the chair
full size.

Upon subtle questioning

about the change
in the size of the chair,

Mrs. Stephens admitted

that she, quote, "liked
to make things grow," unquote.

Well...my trained
investigator's mind

put two and two together,

and I came up with the answer.

Five?

Sir...

I deduced that
there was something
very queer

about Mrs. Stephens...

until 11:53,

when I was left alone
with said chair,

upon which I proceeded
to investigate further.

Now, when I lowered
my person onto the chair,

it acted in
a very aggressive
manner

and deliberately
threw me to the floor.

At the same time,

I was viciously
attacked by
a soda bottle.

Now, since I had changed
my opinion of Miss Kravitz,

I repaired to her house

to further observe
the Stephens' residence.

Now, being a man
of thoroughness,

and being trained
to disregard physical
danger to my person,

I reentered
the Stephens residence

at exactly 1:15 p.m...

at which time

I observed Mrs. Stephens
break a dish
into numerous pieces

And then,

with some strange gesture...

put the pieces
into a whole dish again.

And exactly one minute later

I was attacked
by her baby carriage,

which pounced up and down
on my abdomen,

causing me
great physical anguish.

Well, sir...
it was at this point

that my suspicions
were confirmed.

So are mine, Leach.
So are mine.

Miss Perkins,

if Mr. Leach is not out
of my office in 10 seconds,

have the guards evict him.

Go on. Admit it.

You blew another job,
didn't you?

Got all tanked up
and blew it.

Charmaine...I ain't had
a belt in three days.

He just wouldn't listen.

What did I do
to deserve this?

I thought I was marrying
Peter Gunn.

Instead I end up
with Peter Rabbit.

I ain't no rabbit.

To think, I gave up a promising
career in show business

for this.

Oh, Charmaine, knock it off.

You was an usherette
at the Bijou.

I was second runner-up
to Miss Grapefruit of 1956.

1951!

Please.

I don't want to dwell
on your past glories.

So you want to talk
about my future?

You expect me to spend
the rest of my life

sitting in this dump?

Look, I know
this ain't the Ritz,

but it certainly
ain't no dump.

Oh. Looks like
the first act
of La Bohème.

La what?

La Bohème.

It's an opera, stupid.
I saw it on TV.

That's all I gotta do.
Watch TV.

Boy, some life I got.

[HISSES]

Now, look, honey.

I know we ain't exactly
living the life of Riley.

But things are gonna
change soon.

I promise you.

You just
stick with me,

and you're gonna be
dripping in mink and jewels.

Sure I will.

You're going to get
your witch friend

to make them
out of pumpkins, right?

Charmaine...I swear I saw her do
everything I told you she did.

Then you've got no problem,

have you?

Just get her to witch up all
those things you promised me.

The goose that laid
the golden egg!

What?

I've got to
go out.

Where?

To see our goose.

What?

Charmaine,
we got us a goose!

I wish someone would tell me
what I done to deserve this.

[COOING]

All righty,
Tabatha,

we'll go for
a little ride.

There we are.

And then you can stay here--
[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Don't go away.

I don't believe it.

Lady, you better believe it.

You'd better start
being nice to me

or you'll be
in a lot of trouble.

May I come in?

Just who are you anyway?

Uh, let me in for one minute,
and I'll tell you all about it.

I figure as soon
as you know who I am,

you'll see things my way.

Okay. You have one minute.

Thank you.

Hi, kid.

Ah, koochie-koochie-
koochie-koo.

You stay away from her.

Take it easy, lady.

There's no reason why
you and me can't
become real good friends.

I can think of several.

Now, you got it
all wrong, lady.

You know, we could
become real good friends

because we could
help each other.

You know, you do
something for me,

and I do something
for you...right?

What could you
possibly do for me?

Let's start with what
you're gonna do for me.

Lady...you're gonna
make me a member

of the idle rich.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Also...you have
used up 30 seconds.

Okay, I'll
get to the point.

I have proof

that you're
a full-blooded,

cauldron-stirring
witch.

And if you don't give me
what I want,

I'm gonna blow
the whistle on you.

[♪♪♪]