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[♪♪♪]
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Anybody home?
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SAMANTHA:
Yes, sweetheart.
We're in the kitchen.
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Darrin, dear,
this is Brian O'Brian.
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[IRISH ACCENT]
Well, well, Darrin, me boy.
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I've been looking forward
to this moment, that I have.
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Uh...it's a pleasure
to meet you.
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Samantha, he's grand.
Just grand.
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[LAUGHS]
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Brian is a leprechaun.
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A leprechaun.
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DARRIN:
Yes, of course.
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May I speak to you
for a minute, dear?
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He just got over from Ireland.
How about that?
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[LAUGHS]
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As I said, Samantha, he's grand.
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Samantha...
Mmm?
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Oh. Would you excuse me
a minute, Brian?
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Dear lady,
I'd excuse you anything.
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Oh!
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Samantha, as your husband
and the head of this house,
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I mean, it's no more than common
courtesy that you forewarn me.
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I know, dear.
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Now, I've put up with elves,
warlocks and poltergeists,
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but this leprechaun relative
of yours is just too much.
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Darrin, he's not
a relative of mine.
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Relative, friend of the family,
it's all the same thing.
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He's not a friend
of my family.
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He's not?
No.
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He's a friend
of your family!
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[♪♪♪]
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We're very happy
to have you, Brian.
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Ah, well,
where else do you go
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but to friends
in time of trouble?
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Trouble?
I knew it!
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The very gravest kind of trouble
for a leprechaun.
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My last pot of gold
was stolen by an American.
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Your last?
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Well, every leprechaun
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has a few hidden here and there
in Ireland.
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Two of mine were lost
when they drained some bogs
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and bulldozed them
for a real estate development.
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And then there were
a couple I lost
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on some...confusing weekends.
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Uh-huh.
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The last one,
I hid behind a stone
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in the fireplace of
the old Rafferty cottage.
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They were dear friends
and neighbors of the O'Brians.
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Well, then, along comes
this rich American
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and buys the whole cottage
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and moves the fireplace
to the United States
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before I can blink me eyes.
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Before you could
open them, you mean.
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The whole fireplace?
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Bodily.
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Cobwebs, soot
and my last pot of gold.
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Oh, Brian, that's awful.
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All your magical powers
must have gone with it.
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I'm no more than
a shadow of me former self.
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How can we help you, Brian?
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Samantha!
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Well, Darrin, he has
to find his pot of gold.
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Samantha, no witchcraft!
You know how I feel about that.
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Yes, dear, I know. But I can't
get it for him anyhow.
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It's leprechaun gold.
It has a charm on it.
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I can't move it.
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Oh, I'll have to get it meself.
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Now, the name of the party
is James Dennis Robinson,
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and he lives somewhere
close by here.
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Anyone that can move
an entire fireplace
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from Ireland to America
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must be a very
wealthy man.
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Brian, you must be
very tired from your trip.
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That I am.
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The time change has me
a little bewildered.
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Why don't you go up
into the guest room
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and make yourself comfortable?
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Thank you.
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I'll rest easy now,
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knowing you're worrying
about me problem.
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Goodnight, cousin.
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Oh, my.
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It is nice having one of your
relatives here for a change.
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Samantha, he is not
related to me!
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He's just a figment
of the imagination
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of my Irish ancestors.
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Maybe so.
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But that figment just went
to bed with your bottle.
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All right.
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I just have time
to get a credit rating
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on this nonexistent
pot-of-gold thief.
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That's a good boy.
Mm-hm.
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Hello, Miss Spence.
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This is Darrin Stephens
of McMann & Tate.
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Would you see
if you have anything
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on James Dennis Robinson?
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Thank you very much.
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I'll hang on.
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Prepare yourself for the death
of a very picturesque lie.
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Never hurts to ask.
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Yes, Miss Spence.
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Huh?
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I see.
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[MOUTHING]
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Is that so?
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Well, that's
very interesting.
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May I please have
that address again?
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Seven...
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Thank you, Miss Spence.
Thank you very much.
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Are you gonna tell me,
or do you want me to guess?
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Well, all right.
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It just so happens there is
a James Dennis Robinson,
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and he owns Westchester
Consolidated Mills.
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You've heard
of the company?
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They're a very large outfit
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and they don't do
any advertising.
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Every agency in town
is dying to get their account.
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And he lives near here.
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Right.
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And he has a fireplace
with a pot of gold in it.
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Credit agencies don't give out
that kind of information!
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Well, when you go
to see him tomorrow,
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take a look around for it.
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I will.
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It's an interesting coincidence,
your coming by to see me.
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I have been considering
changing my policy
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and doing some advertising.
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Well, good.
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But I'll tell you
something else.
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I have no intention of giving
my account to McMann & Tate.
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You're just not
big enough for me.
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Size is no indication
of quality, Mr. Robinson.
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You're right.
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Being little doesn't necessarily
make you good.
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That's what you meant, isn't it?
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Mr. Robinson, all we want
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is an opportunity
to show you what we've done
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and what we think
we can accomplish for you.
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Now, your first
advertising campaign
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should have real importance.
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Something different.
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What's the matter
with you, young man?
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Are you nervous, or are you just
afraid to look me in the eye?
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Not at all, sir. I was just
admiring your fireplace.
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Ah.
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You've got good taste.
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This fireplace
came from Ireland.
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I got it in a little cottage
in County Cork.
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Had it shipped over here.
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This fireplace is over 200 years
old. That's all hand-hewn rock.
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Oh, is that so?
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Get your hands
off of there!
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That's the original soot
on there!
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I don't want any
finger marks on it!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson.
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I'm sorry, Stephens.
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I didn't mean to be so sharp.
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But this fireplace
is my pride and joy.
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Yes, sir. To me, it's worth
its weight in gold.
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Of course, just because
there's a fireplace,
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doesn't mean there's any
pot of gold hidden in it.
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Oh, it's there,
all right, all right.
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The only pot of gold
I'm sure is there
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is his advertising account.
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It's gonna be a lot
tougher to get than yours.
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Darrin, me boy,
you help me, I'll help you.
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Do me a favor.
Just stick to leprechauning.
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Tell me, now, you wouldn't
be having a little more
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of this heart-warming elixir
about, would you, cousin?
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If you'll stop calling me
cousin, I think I can find some.
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Oh, that's a terrible
heavy price you're asking.
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Oh, but I'll pay.
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Brian, when do you plan
to go after your gold?
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Well, now, there's
a lot of imponderables
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I have to be
pondering upon.
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It'd be easy
if I had me powers.
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But it'd be asking
for trouble to go now.
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SAMANTHA: Huh?
When the moon is new.
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Well, isn't it also dangerous
to go when the moon's full?
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Not unless
he's full too.
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[LAUGHS]
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He's grand, Samantha!
Just grand.
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I'm pleased and proud
to be able to call him my--
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Um...
my friend.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, hi, sweetheart.
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Hi.
Mmm!
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How's Tabitha?
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Oh, just fine.
Sleeping like a baby.
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Brian's been
entertaining her all day.
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Told her about the time
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that he was official leprechaun
to Queen Victoria.
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Yeah, that's a real
sleeping pill, that story.
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[TAPPING]
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What's he doing now?
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Fixing your brown shoes.
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Fixing my shoes?
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Yes, all leprechauns
are shoemakers
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by trade or tradition.
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He wanted to do
something nice for you.
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Oh.
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Darrin, me bucko!
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I have a splendid
surprise for you.
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Your shoes needed fixing,
and I fixed them.
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Yes, you fixed them,
all right. Yes, indeed.
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Wait till you put them on.
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It'll be a new experience
in walking for you.
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I'll fix up
where I was working.
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He fixed them.
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I think I need
a tranquilizer or two.
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That did it!
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That little man has got to go.
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Now, Darrin--
No arguments, Sam.
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He's going tonight. Brian!
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Anything you say, me boy.
You name it.
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After a long discussion,
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Samantha and I have decided
you're going...
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after your
pot of gold tonight.
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Well, now, maybe it'd
be better tomorrow night.
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Somehow I don't
have the courage.
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I know!
You drank it all up!
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Well, I'll buy you
another bottle,
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but you're going tonight.
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[♪♪♪]
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[DOG GROWLS]
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[BARKS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Allow me to
introduce myself, sir.
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Me name is Brian O'Brian.
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To whom do I have
the honor of speaking?
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Ohh!
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[BARKS]
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Whoa!
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I can't understand what
all the commotion is about.
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I merely lost me way on me way
to a fancy dress ball.
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Now, you can understand
how a thing like that
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can happen to a man, can't you?
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Of course.
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So I took a shortcut
through your living room,
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looking for a telephone.
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I see.
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Now, if you'll take
your big hands off me,
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I'll be on me way.
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Uh, what do you want me
to do with him, Mr. Robinson?
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Lock him up.
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You heard the man,
so come on, paddy.
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Let's trot on down
to the pokey, shall we?
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What's your name,
officer?
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They call me
Michael Francis Xavier Fogerty.
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Well, now! You wouldn't
be Irish, would you?
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No. Polish.
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Of course I'm Irish!
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Well, you must know, then,
from the manner of me dress,
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what I am.
255
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,446
Well, now, don't tell me.
Let me guess.
256
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,381
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,816
You're a nut.
258
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,019
I am a leprechaun.
259
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,154
Oh, sure, sure.
260
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,523
And I'm the Wicked
old Witch of the West.
261
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,524
[CACKLES]
262
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,059
All right,
now, in with you.
263
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,428
And don't give me any more of
that whimsy from the old sod.
264
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,231
Whimsy, is it?
265
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,433
Your mother was English!
266
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,201
Now, flattery
will get you no place.
267
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,404
Now, will you step in,
or shall I throw you in?
268
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,473
I'm entitled to
a telephone call.
269
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,976
All right, all right.
But do you have a lawyer?
270
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,611
In a manner
of speaking, yes.
271
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,814
Okay. One call.
Come on.
272
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,917
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
273
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,052
[WHISPERS]
Hello?
274
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,188
Brian?
275
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,389
Where are you?
276
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,191
He's in jail.
277
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,460
He's in jail!
He's in jail.
278
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,062
Which jail?
279
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:21,266
Oh, well, Brian,
I don't think, um...
280
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,835
Well, wait a minute.
Let me speak to Darrin.
281
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:24,969
Darling--
282
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,971
You wanna go down
and spring him, right?
283
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,107
He must be in
some kind of trouble.
284
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,109
It couldn't happen
to a nicer guy.
285
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:35,146
You don't want Brian
to stay in jail, do you?
286
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,915
Darrin?
287
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,316
Darrin!
288
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,617
I'm thinking.
289
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,752
Really!
290
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,720
Okay, go on down
and get him out.
291
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:46,291
But after that, absolutely
no more witchcraft.
292
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,927
All right, Brian.
I'll meet you in your cell.
293
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:53,631
Oh, yes.
He is grand, isn't he?
294
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:04,375
Samantha! You look
beautiful, charming.
295
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,944
That's enough
of that, Brian.
296
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,345
Now, I must remind you
297
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,147
that although you
may not be a working man,
298
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,449
my husband is, and you're
disturbing his sleep.
299
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,418
Is he angry with me, now?
300
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,453
I wouldn't have that
for the world.
301
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,322
Well, first we have to
get you out of here.
302
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,290
Then we have to decide
how to get you your gold.
303
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,159
Take my hand.
Oh, just a moment.
304
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,262
I'd like to leave
an insulting note
305
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,764
for the black Irishman
that arrested me, you know?
306
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,267
I'm leaving, Brian. Now.
307
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,003
And I'm going with you.
308
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,508
Hey, nutsy, I brought you
some coffee!
309
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,815
Oh, I think I need a little nip.
310
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,354
Darrin, me boy, how nice
of you to wait up for me.
311
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,822
There's real
friendship for you.
312
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,323
Here. I brought you
a cup of coffee.
313
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,226
You are a disgrace
to the O'Brians.
314
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,794
You've set the cause
of leprechauns
315
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,795
back a thousand years!
316
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,796
You're a bungler!
317
00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,797
Don't you love him
318
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,566
when he's like that,
Samantha?
319
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,067
Full of the O'Brian fire.
320
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,204
Me boy, I have the perfect
solution for your troubles.
321
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,806
Samantha here will take me
to the Robinson house.
322
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,508
I'll get me gold
from the fireplace,
323
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,578
and with me powers restored
to full and glorious strength,
324
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,948
I'll remove meself
from your kind hospitality.
325
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,018
Well?
326
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,220
The answer's no.
327
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,723
Oh, but, Darrin, it would
only take a moment or two.
328
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,058
No.
329
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,993
Think of the position
we're in.
330
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,062
We have a hot leprechaun
on our hands.
331
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,266
What is it?
332
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,503
I'm wondering if there'll be
a reward out for him.
333
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,774
An O'Brian an informer?
334
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,075
Never!
335
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,077
Somebody always
has to be the first.
336
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,513
Goodbye, Brian. I've got
a long day ahead of me.
337
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,948
I'm going back to bed.
338
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,417
SAMANTHA:
Darr--
339
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,719
Goodbye, cousin.
340
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,521
I am sorry, Brian.
341
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,588
We did our best.
342
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,357
Oh, you're grand,
both of you.
343
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,526
Just grand.
344
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,896
But I guess this will be
the end of me now.
345
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:07,465
I'm a stranger
in a strange land.
346
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,567
Oh, maybe it'll
work out somehow.
347
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,836
No.
348
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,806
Without me pot of gold,
I'm just another old man
349
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,674
you'd pass by in the street,
350
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,844
hat in hand,
taking pennies from passers-by.
351
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,947
Now, Brian...
352
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,751
Sick at heart, wearing
a brave but trembling smile.
353
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,419
Well, you know I want
to help you, but--
354
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,522
Dogs barking at me, little
children making a mock of me,
355
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,958
but bearing no rancor
in me heart
356
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,294
because you couldn't spare me
the five minutes' help
357
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,730
to have kept me
from the downward path.
358
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,264
Well, Brian, you see--
359
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,701
I'll be leaving
you now, Samantha.
360
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,937
Try and forget me.
361
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,006
[BLOWS NOSE]
362
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,876
Be as happy as you can.
363
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,082
I'll always
think kindly of you.
364
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,489
[GIGGLES]
365
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,424
[WHISPERS]
Brian...
366
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,693
If you promise
never to tell Darrin,
367
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,861
I'll go with you.
368
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,129
You will?
369
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,530
Oh, bless you!
370
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,199
Shh! But let's go. I want to
get back as soon as I can.
371
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,401
Hang on!
372
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,442
There's the old fireplace.
373
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,578
Ahh! It's four to the left.
One, two, three, four...
374
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,347
And eight down.
One, two, three, four...
375
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,348
[DOG BARKING]
376
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,349
There's the monsters!
377
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,991
Splendid work!
378
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,693
Well, that's better.
379
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,761
Oh! Pardon me.
380
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,762
[LAUGHS]
381
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,664
My goodness gracious!
382
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,034
Now, you two keep very quiet
and behave yourselves.
383
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,904
We're very busy.
384
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,573
Stay there.
385
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,909
You have a real touch.
386
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,645
Never mind the flattery.
Just find your pot of gold.
387
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,614
Right. One, two, three, four...
388
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,017
And out she comes!
389
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:10,154
Ah! Here she comes.
390
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,160
[SINGS WORDLESSLY]
391
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,630
What's the matter?
392
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,034
Saints preserve us! It's gone!
393
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,669
Brian!
394
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,170
But it was here!
I know it was here!
395
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,239
Darrin's right.
You are a bungler!
396
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,841
But, Samantha!
397
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:33,010
You probably lost that the same
way you lost all the others.
398
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:37,081
No, I swear it was here
when the fireplace was moved.
399
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,816
It was me last pot, Samantha,
400
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,519
me security against me old age!
401
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,422
How dare you involve me
in this wild goose chase?
402
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,656
Uh!
403
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,659
Now, we are going back,
and you are going on your way.
404
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:53,097
No, I tell you it was right
in this hole behind the stone!
405
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,800
Good evening.
406
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,902
Is this what you're looking for?
407
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,905
That's it! It's me crock!
408
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,609
Let me correct you. It is not
your crock. It's me crock.
409
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,211
I don't know how you
got out of that jail,
410
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,113
but I do know how you're
going to get in again.
411
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:13,050
And this time you're going to
have some very pleasant company.
412
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,318
Mr. Robinson,
413
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,487
I know this may all seem
very strange to you, but--
414
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,656
Not at all.
415
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,225
Why, it happens every night.
416
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,194
You know, the police
are gonna get very tired
417
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,264
of my waking them up
in the middle of the night.
418
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:36,474
Um, Mr. Robinson, Mr. O'Brian
here is from Ireland.
419
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,977
And he had hidden that pot
in the fireplace
420
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,312
before you bought it.
421
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,770
You know, something tells me
422
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,773
I haven't heard
the real story yet.
423
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,541
Well, there's nothing
left for me to do
424
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,445
but to reveal myself
to this creature.
425
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,681
Sir...
426
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:20,284
you are looking at
an authentic Irish leprechaun.
427
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,720
A leprechaun!
428
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,657
I am the lovable leprechaun
of County Cork.
429
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,965
Well, I tried.
He doesn't believe us.
430
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,867
But, my dear sir,
of course I believe you.
431
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,569
You do?
432
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,904
ROBINSON:
Well, naturally.
433
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,539
I'm Irish too.
434
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,174
Robinson?
435
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:46,711
Where do you think the Dennis
in my name came from?
436
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:50,481
My sainted grandfather,
may his soul rest in peace,
437
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,649
was a Mahoney.
438
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,518
Ah, many's the story
he's told me
439
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,022
about meeting leprechauns
in his day.
440
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,423
[CHUCKLES]
441
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,759
I wouldn't dream of
keeping this now.
442
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,828
It's yours again.
443
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,796
[CHUCKLES]
444
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,466
Thank you. Thank you!
Bless you!
445
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,735
Now, you see, Samantha,
I wasn't lying to you.
446
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,902
Oh, forgive me, Brian.
447
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,437
And this fair colleen?
448
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,807
Mr. Robinson,
I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
449
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,509
You remember, he was
here talking to you
450
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,577
about your advertising.
451
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,312
Ah, yes. McMann & Tate.
452
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,313
Yes, yes.
453
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,481
You see, as a matter of fact,
454
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,349
his grandmother was also
from County Cork.
455
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:30,121
Ah! It's all very
clear to me now.
456
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,857
Those two Chihuahuas...
457
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:36,460
they wouldn't be my dogs,
now, would they?
458
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,796
Brian?
459
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,164
My pleasure.
460
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,432
[♪♪♪]
461
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,771
Well done!
462
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:47,972
May I shake your hand, sir?
463
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,807
Certainly, sir.
464
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,475
ROBINSON:
Aha! I've got you!
465
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,677
Let go of me arm!
466
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,545
ROBINSON:
Ah, now I remember another story
467
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,414
my grandfather told me
about leprechauns.
468
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,884
If you catch one, he has to
grant you a wish, right?
469
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,752
Those are the rules.
470
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,787
ROBINSON:
Very well.
471
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:03,988
Now, my mills are putting out
472
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,624
a brand-new line
of Irish linen.
473
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,759
For the first time,
I'm going to advertise.
474
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,162
And I want to use your picture
as the symbol,
475
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,264
as the trademark
for my product.
476
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:14,765
Mr. Robinson!
477
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,635
Leprechauns never
lend themselves to
commercial enterprises.
478
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:18,836
Never!
479
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,440
Well, he'll be well paid
for his services.
480
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,241
And I guarantee you
481
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,010
he'll make enough to fill up
482
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,446
more pots of gold
than he's ever seen before.
483
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:32,083
Well, now, your eloquence
has convinced me, sir.
484
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,617
Your wish is granted.
485
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,319
Thank you.
486
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,154
But I have
a wish of me own.
487
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,923
Very well, Mr. O'Brian.
488
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,791
I want to have a sympathetic
489
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,361
and understanding
presentation of me image.
490
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,162
And who could be
more understanding
491
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:48,499
than me dear friend
Mr. Darrin Stephens?
492
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,635
Very well, Mr. O'Brian.
493
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:53,637
Your wish is granted too.
494
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,340
Oh, thank you,
Mr. Robinson.
495
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,541
May I break the news to him?
496
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,743
Of course, my dear.
497
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,444
[WHEEZES AND COUGHS]
498
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,880
Mr. O'Brian, what is it?
499
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,484
Me throat's a bit dry
with all that talking.
500
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,285
[CHUCKLES]
501
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:12,156
Well, now, I've got
the liquid cure for that.
502
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:20,531
Isn't he grand, Samantha?
503
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,568
Aye, just grand.
504
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,373
DARRIN:
Of course I'm angry!
505
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,875
I wake up and you're not
in your bed.
506
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,476
In fact, you're not even
in the house!
507
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,477
Darrin--
508
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:34,879
And then you come back
and tell me
509
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,281
that you went to
Robinson's house with Brian
510
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,817
after I told you not to!
511
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,186
It's just a lucky thing
you didn't get caught.
512
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,254
We did.
513
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,423
Mr. Robinson
caught us there.
514
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:49,260
Oh, great, great, great, great!
That does it!
515
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,895
Well, if you'll just
let me explain--
516
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,163
No, no, no, no.
517
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,265
There is nothing, nothing
you could possibly say
518
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,933
that would make me feel
any different.
519
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,436
You deliberately went to that
house after I told you not to.
520
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,205
McMann & Tate have
the Robinson account.
521
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,940
And you're going to
handle it.
522
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,077
Mr. Robinson is Irish. He was
delighted to see a leprechaun.
523
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,046
Brian has his
pot of gold back,
524
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,382
and he got you
the account.
525
00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,317
Now...
526
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,819
do you feel any differently?
527
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,055
What can I say?
528
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,628
You can say you love me.
529
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,597
That's easy.
530
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,102
[♪♪♪]
531
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:45,115
[♪♪♪]
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