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[HORN BLARING]

[HORN STOPS BLARING]

There you are, lady.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[NEIGHS]

Time for your nap.

There you go.

[HORSE WHINNYING
IN DISTANCE]

It is a horse!

Now, now. Take it easy.

Nobody's gonna hurt you.

Aw, well, now that's better.

What's the trouble?

[NEIGHS]

Funny. I can't understand
a word you're saying.

Well, let's make it easy
on both of us.

There,
that's better.

Better? Honey, I've lost
my two front feet.

I've nothing to brush
the flies off me.

You can tell me
what's on your mind.

Look, I don't know
who you are,

but I'll tell you
one thing.

You got a great way
with animals.

How'd you do that?

I'm a witch.

But don't
spread it around.

If you don't give me away,
I won't give you away.

Deal?

Deal.

[BRAYING LAUGHTER]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

SAMANTHA:
Now, let's go over
here and sit down,

and you tell me
your name.

Oh, my name
is Dallyrand,

by Riddler's End,
out of Cutler's Folly.

A racehorse?

Right.

This is
a crazy blanket.

Why don't you
sit down.

I'm very glad
that you're here.

Would you mind telling me
the occasion for this visit?

Well, it goes
something like this.

Ever hear of a horse
called Adorable Diane?

Yes, of course.

Wouldn't you know it?
The glory-grabber.

She a friend of yours?

She's my older sister,
and I hate her!

She never won a race on her own
in her life.

Adorable Diane's won
a lot of races.

Oh, yes, after I set 'em up
for her.

We're always entered together.

She hangs back,
and it's my job

to set the pace.

Do you mind?

Uh, no, no,
of course not.

[MUNCHING LOUDLY]

Well, I gallop my heart out
for the first half-mile or so

to tire the other horses out,

and after they're all pooped,
including yours truly,

up comes little
Adorable Diane, and she wins.

Oh, I see.

Then back I go
to the stable,

panting and covered with sweat,

while my dear sister
tangos into the winner's circle,

oh, tossing her head
and batting her big brown eyes

at the photographers.

Oh, that's a shame.

Isn't there anything
you can do about it?

I just did.

The trainer,
Jack Spindler,

was taking me to the track
to be an also-ran again,

and, well, I don't know,

something just snapped
inside of me.

I guess I'd reached
the end of my tether.

Do you understand?

Perfectly.

Lady, I don't know
what your pedigree is,

but you've got a great heart.

What are you
gonna do now?

I don't know.

You just acted
on the spur of the moment?

Oh, spur!

Please don't mention that word.

I think if I just had a couple
of days to settle down,

I could face
being a loser again.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Oh, it's my trainer.

Oh, please don't
give me away.

Shh. Just relax.

He won't recognize you.

Yes?

Have either of you ladies
seen a horse?

Are you kidding?
Many times.

No, I mean
around here.

In the last 10
or 20 minutes.

I was transporting her
by trailer,

and she broke loose.

Oh, my!

She sounds
like a spirited animal.

Well, she comes
from a good line,

but she's not a winner.

Are you kidding?

Maybe you never gave her
a chance, huh?

Maybe you never gave her
her head

and let her run
her own race.

Did that ever
occur to you?

Did you ever
think of that?

Now, hold on, lady.
I'm not the owner.

I'm just the trainer.

Maybe you've
discouraged her.

Maybe you've broken
her little heart.

Horses have feelings, you know,
especially lady horses.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

Don't you
"whoa" at me!

Why don't you go into
the kitchen and wait for me,

and I'll get this gentleman's
name and address.

Uh, does your friend
live around here, ma'am?

No, no.
She's just visiting.

Seems to me I've met her
somewhere before.

I don't know, there's something
familiar about her.

Anyway, the name of the horse
is Dallyrand,

and you can reach me
at this address.

Oh, fine.

Uh, thank you,
Mr. Spindler.

Thank you.

Come on in, Gus.

Well, this is it.

Hey, it's great,
Darrin.

We like it.

And so does the bank.

Maybe someday I'll be lucky
enough to have a wife

and a mortgage.

Come on, I want you
to meet Samantha.

Anyone home?

DOLLY:
In here!

[SNORTS]

Come on, Gus.

Hi.

I can't tell you how
happy I am to meet you.

Darrin's given such
a glowing description of you.

Well, I'm glad to meet you,
tall, dark and two-legged.

Uh, Gus, uh, no, uh...

He means
I don't live here.

I'm just
a horse guest.

[LAUGHS]

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, darling

Samantha, this is my old friend,
Gus Walters.

Hiya, Gus.

I've been waiting
to meet you.

Oh, uh, this is a friend
of mine.

Dally-- Dolly Rand.

Dolly Rand.

This is my husband, Darrin,
and Gus Walters.

We met.

Will you join me
in some celery?

A carrot, Gus?

Uh, I don't...

Dolly's staying
overnight.

Oh, uh, fine. Uh, fine.

Why don't I fix us
all a drink.

SAMANTHA:
Good idea.

You all go in the living room
and I'll get out the ice.

Gus.

Okay, who is she?

One of your
mother's friends?

Tell me the truth, Sam.
Is she another witch?

No, she's not a witch.

[GLASS BREAKS]

Anything the matter?

These things should be
nailed on.

I just threw a shoe.

[LAUGHS]

Ice.

Well, Darrin's got this great
campaign mapped out for me,

but now all I need is a couple
of thousand dollars

to put it into action.

A couple
of thousand?

That ain't hay.

[LAUGHS]

Gus certainly has come up
with this great new idea

for an office lamp.

The trouble is, I pushed
my credit to the limit

trying to get it
into production and...

Oh.

Could I have a little more meat,
Samantha?

Oh, sure, Gus.

GUS:
It's not only delicious,

but when I get nervous like
this, I eat like a horse.

Now, what kind of a crack
is that?

Dolly's an animal lover.

Well, anyway, here I am
with a better office lamp,

and, well, nobody's gonna
beat a path to my door

if they don't
know about it.

Gus, all of you inventors
ought to be required

to take a course
in practical finances.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't we all go
to the track tomorrow

and I'll show you
how to pick the winners.

Dolly, for a minute there,
I thought you had a good idea.

Well, I wouldn't do this
for most people,

but I kind of like
Old Paint here,

and for a 2-dollar investment,
he can make himself a bundle.

You, uh...?
You go to the track often?

I practically live there.

Really?
You follow the horses?

Always.
That's my trouble.

Well, I think
it's a marvelous idea.

I'm all for it.

Honey, you can't
be serious.

We could save ourselves
a lot of trouble and heartache

just by taking Gus's money
and burning it in the fireplace.

That's only because
you don't know the horses.

And you do?

Personally.

Uh, Darrin, uh...

Really,
what can I lose?

Just a few dollars.

And it's just about
my only chance.

Scratch an inventor,
and you'll find a gambler!

We've got to be gamblers.

Then it's
all settled.

Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

With Dolly as our leader,
we can't lose.

Coffee, anybody?

Excuse me,
darling.

Black for me.

Oh, never mind the coffee.
I'll just take the sugar.

In lumps, if you've got it.

I'll help you, honey.

I don't need any help.

I'll help you.

I want to talk to you.

When?
Now.

Oh.

I have a feeling
there's something

you're not telling me
about that lady.

You do?

I'm right, huh?

There's something
fishy about her.

No... Not fishy, exactly.

Horsy.

Horsy?

Like "Giddy-up, horsy"?

Uh-huh.

Of course!
She's a horse, right?

Yes, that's right.

And you should see her.
She's beautiful.

Her name is Dallyrand,
and she's dark--

She's a horse?!

Yes.

A "horse" horse?

A racehorse horse.

You mean, we've been chatting
and having dinner with a--?

You mean, you turned a horse--?
You turned a pers--?

You mean,
with a mane and a tail?

Oh, Sam,
you did it again.

Darrin, I've never turned
a horse into a person before.

What kind of an excuse
is that?

Look, I know how you feel.

But when you've heard her story,
you'll understand.

Wanna bet?

No.

But I think Gus should.
He needs the money.

And when Dolly says
she knows horses,

she means
she really knows horses.

[♪♪♪]

But the fact remains
that right now,

one of my best friends is
sitting out in the living room

talking to a horse.

[SNORTS]

Darrin, don't you think
you're being

just a little bit shortsighted?

I mean, look at it
this way.

How many people
have the opportunity

of really getting to know
a horse?

Well, I-I mean...

you might kick yourself
for the rest of your life

if you didn't take advantage
of this opportunity.

You've got to be kidding.

Well, then,
think about Gus.

He's 35 years old,
and he's worked 10 years

on his invention.

This may be the only chance
he'll have to get enough money

to put it on the market.

You think I'm being selfish?

Oh, Darrin.
It's only for one day.

And what harm can it do?
Please?

I don't know, Sam.

How can we be sure that Dolly's
tips are sure-fire?

Darrin.

You're getting it straight
from the horse's mouth.

[♪♪♪]

Good night,
Samantha.

That was a great dinner.

Thanks, Gus.

And Dolly,
I can't tell you

how excited I am
about tomorrow.

We'll pick you up
at the motel.

I'll probably be up all night,
studying the racing form.

Oh, forget it.
That's just for people.

Well, good night.

Now, Darrin. Don't worry
about Gus and his money.

Oh, I don't mean to suggest
the races are fixed,

but I do happen to know a little
more than your usual betters.

Relax, Dolly.
Relax.

He knows.
I told him you're a horse.

Oh, is that why
you were so quiet?

I'm sorry, Dolly.
It's just that...

Well, I never chatted
with a horse before.

I mean...

I-I don't know what
horses talk about.

Oh, the same things
people talk about.

The weather, working conditions.

The usual track gossip.

Like which horse
is gonna win the race?

No.

Remember, we're all nobility.

Arabian blood
and all that sort of jazz.

We horses are out there to win.

That's nice to know.

That's my life's dream.

There's at least one great race
left in this old bangtail.

I'd love to see myself in that
winner's circle just once.

Oh, I tell you,
the way I feel right now,

I'd like to sit down and have
myself a good long whinny.

Oh, Dolly, that's just
'cause you're tired.

You need a rest.
You've had a hard day.

Maybe you're right.
Where's the barn?

I'll show you
to the guest room.

Just one race.

Just one race before I go
to the great pasture in the sky.

[NEIGHS]

You just had a conversation
with a horse.

You've definitely flipped.

[BUGLE PLAYING
"CALL TO THE POST"]

ANNOUNCER:
The horses are approaching
the starting gate.

Hey, Samantha.

Guess who's still entered
in the sixth race?

Dallyrand!

Yep, he hasn't scratched me--
Her yet.

Hey, Adorable Diane's
in that race.

I've heard of her.

See? See?
What did I tell ya?

See? See?
Dolly, just relax.

Try and enjoy yourself.

GUS:
Uh, Dolly, suppose
we go down to the paddock

and look over the horses.
You could pick me a winner.

Oh, the paddock's
for peasants.

Let's go to the stables,
and I'll talk to the horses.

[♪♪♪]

This is
Diamond Turkey.

Nice, huh?

He goes in the fourth.

It doesn't look
too good to me.

Me neither.

Not so loud.
You'll hurt his feelings.

You can't always judge
a horse by its appearance.

Right, Dolly?

Well, you ought
to know.

Hey, Diamond Turkey,
how does it look for this race?

[NEIGHS]

Oh, thanks, old buddy.
Come on.

Hey!

Diamond Turkey's
a long shot.

Are you sure
you're sure?

Oh, for heaven's sakes,
get up and go to the window

and give the man
your money.

Go ahead, Gus.

What did Diamond Turkey
tell ya?

It's his birthday,
and the other horses

are going to let him win.

Isn't that nice?

I thought you said
these races were on the level.

Well, sure.

But we run a benefit
once in a while.

ANNOUNCER:
They're turning for home.

It's Invincible Irma in front
by three lengths.

Beautiful Pride is second,
Dasher's third,

and Diamond Turkey
on the outside.

Here comes Diamond Turkey
on the outside.

It's now Diamond Turkey,
taking the lead

into the stretch
by two and a half lengths.

Invincible Irma is second.

And Diamond Turkey
wins it all by himself.

[CROWD CHEERS]

He won! He won!

He won! He won!

Dolly,
you're a real horse!

Player.

Player!

Happy birthday!

Hey, Romping Roger.

[NEIGHS]

Sure?
[NEIGHS]

Well, does he
look good today?

Mmm.

Romping Roger, number five.
He'll romp home.

SAMANTHA:
Well, what is this, a wedding
or an anniversary or something?

No. He just told me
he's hot today.

Ha-ha! Look!
Money!

Isn't that
beautiful?

Put half
in your pocket,

and the rest
on number five's nose.

Anything you say,
Dolly.

You're one
of the greats.

Well, Dolly,
how do you like living

on the other side
of the tracks?

I'd have to train a while,
but I could get to like it.

ANNOUNCER:
They're turning for home.

It's Romping Roger
on the rail in front.

Now it's My Favorite Martian
on the outside.

Through the stretch,
it's Romping Roger on the rail

in front ahead.

On the outside,
Favorite Martian driving hard.

It's Favorite Martian
on the outside

and Romping Roger still ahead.

It's Favorite Martian.

Favorite Martian
ahead on the line.

Romping Roger is second.

Oh!

What's that mean?

What's that mean?

Come on, Dolly.

Oh, I should've known it.

That plug always talks
a big race.

Look, here he comes now with
a whole mouth full of excuses.

[NEIGHS]

Benedict Arnold!

Hey, take it easy.

Oh, I beg your--

Watch it, will ya?
It's you.

Oh, hi there,
Mr. Spindler.
Hello.

Did you find
your horse?

No. I'm still looking
for her.

I have no idea
where she is.

Well, I'm on Dallyrand's side.

I don't blame her
for not coming back,

the way you felt about her.

Now, just a minute.

I happen to love
that little horse.

You do?

Okay, so she wasn't
a winner,

but I liked
her personality.

Anyway, I sure could
use her right now.

I had to scratch Adorable Diane.

I don't have an entry
for the sixth race.

You scratched Adorable Diane?

That little old showboat?

Yep.
She came up lame this morning.

[LAUGHS]

Well, I sure am sorry
to hear about that.

Well, that's what makes
horse races.

Well, thank you
for the philosophy.

The only thing that can help me
right now is Dallyrand.

Dallyrand is not a thing.

Dolly, can I speak to you
for a moment?

Yeah, but take it easy
on my fetlock.

Oh, sorry.

Um, see you later,
Mr. Spindler.

Yeah.

[♪♪♪]

This is your
big chance.

Oh, yeah.
I know I could beat

that whole pack
in the sixth race.

But not on two legs.

Oh, Sam,
I'm a born loser.

You're still entered.
You haven't been scratched yet.

Yeah. Yeah!

All you have to do
is show up as your real self.

Yeah, you're right,
you're right.

Okay, let me have it.

Oh, hold it.

Tell that nice Gus Walters
to bet everything he's got

on me in the sixth.

Remember, I'm number one.

I will.

I'm gonna miss you,
Dolly.

It's been nice
knowing you.

Yeah, me too, Sam.

Well,
thanks for everything.

Okay, fire away.

There you are, Dolly.

Okay, on your way,
and good luck.

Dallyrand, baby!

Where did you
come from?

You look in great shape.

We still have time.

Come on!

[BUGLE PLAYING
"CALL TO THE POST"]

ANNOUNCER:
The horses are approaching
the starting gate.

But it's crazy.

Dallyrand hasn't
won a race in years.

No, sir, I'm keeping the money
I have left.

Gus, you can't.
This is it.

Dolly said to bet everything
on that horse.

Look, Dolly's
not infallible.

Her last tip
didn't pay off.

Where is Dolly,
anyway?

She was called away
on a family emergency.

Family emergency.

Her sister hurt herself.

Gus, please.

Bet on number one.
Please!

Look at the odds.

Ninety-nine to one, Darrin.

Nothing doing.

Gus, Dolly said if you never bet
on another horse in your life,

bet on her.

I mean Dallyrand.

Look, Gus, if you won't take
a sensible recommendation,

then take a silly one.

Dolly Rand.

Dallyrand!

Get it?

It's a great
hunch bet.

Now you're making sense.

ANNOUNCER:
It is now post time.

Ha-ha-ha.
Well, I did it.

Good boy, Gus.

ANNOUNCER:
The flag is up.

There they go!

Fantasy is drawing
to the front.

Big Helen is second...

Come on, Dolly!

Why did I do it?

Why'd I let you
talk me into it?

Will ya stop? You're beginning
to make me nervous too.

Come on, Dally!

ANNOUNCER:
Passing the stands
the first time,

it's Big Helen
in front by a head.

Knows Nothing is second
on the outside,

two and a half lengths.

Spanish Don is third,

Montique is fourth...

Come on, Dallyrand.

Oh, I know you can do it!

ANNOUNCER:
Around the clubhouse turn...

Come on, Dallyrand!
Where is she?

She's running last.
She's running last.

ANNOUNCER:
Montique is fourth.
Dallyrand is trailing.

Come on, Dally,
come on, Dally.

Might as well
tear these up.

No!

Wait until after
the race.

Tell me when it's over.
I can't bear to look.

Come on,
old girl.

I know she can
do it.

ANNOUNCER:
Pioneer and Dallyrand.

Come on!
Come on!

Come on, girl!

ANNOUNCER:
--by one length,

and now Dallyrand
coming on the outside.

There goes Dallyrand.
Look at her move!

Knows Nothing in front
by one length.

Montique is second,
and Dallyrand on the rail.

Dallyrand passing
on the inside.

She's passing them all!

I can't stand it.
I can't bear to look.

Around the final turn,
Knows Nothing in front

three-quarters of a length.

Venture Out is second at
a length, Montique is third.

And Dallyrand on the rail.

Turning into the stretch.

It's Knows Nothing
in front one length,

Venture Out is second.

And Dallyrand on the inside.
Here comes Dallyrand.

Come on!
Come on, Dally!

Venture Out in second,

Spanish Don,
Dallyrand on the rail.

Move! Move!
Come on, Dolly.

Dallyrand on the rail.
Venture Out is third.

It's Knows Nothing in front.

And Dallyrand on the rail.
Here comes Dallyrand!

It's Dallyrand taking the lead!

It's Dallyrand in front!

Here she comes,
she's gonna make it!

And Dallyrand wins it!

[CROWD CHEERING]

She won.

She won it!
She won it!

That Dolly can sure
pick a winner.

It takes one
to know one.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Congratulations,
Mr. Spindler.

You betcha.

A great day
for Towner's Stables.

You got yourself
a real champion there.

You know it.

Say, your friend
was absolutely right.

She's got a lot
of horse sense.

I'll never hold her
back again.

All she needed
was a chance.

[NEIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Will you look at that.

You got a great horse there.

She's almost human.

[NEIGHS]

[♪♪♪]