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[♪♪♪]
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ENDORA:
Happy Birthday, Darrin.
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Darrin?
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Who's that?
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The dearest man
in the whole world.
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Oh, really, Samantha.
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Save that for the icing
on the cake.
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Well, you know
you're fond of him.
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You just can't
bear to admit it.
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He told me how
the two of you cried
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the night Tabatha was born.
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He cried.
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Oh, I got a bit misty myself.
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He also told me you gave him
a fountain pen for a present.
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He told you about that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, the snitch!
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That was supposed to be
a secret.
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It would've been, if while
he was signing contracts,
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the pen hadn't turned
into a toad.
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Oh, that's marvelous.
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That's marvelous.
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It's about time I gave Darwin
another present.
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No. No, Mother.
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No more tricks.
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No, I wouldn't dream of it.
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Now...what do you suppose
he'd like?
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Maybe it would be wise
to let him decide.
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Yes.
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Very wise.
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I'll give him something precious
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and see what use he makes of it.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Never mind.
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Stars of lightningSuns of fire
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Hearken to the heart's desire
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Set your potent power free
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And grant this mortalWishes three
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I sure wish that elevator
would hurry up.
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[♪♪♪]
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Good morning, Betty.
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Good morning,
Mr. Stephens.
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Betty...this may sound like
a peculiar question,
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but did you see a girl
in a bikini
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walking around the building
this morning?
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You're right.
It is a peculiar question.
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Why, did you?
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I think so.
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Well, maybe she was posing
for a layout.
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Is Mr. Tate in his office?
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No, he's still in Chicago.
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He is?
That's strange.
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That's what Mr. Turgeon said.
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Who's Mr. Turgeon?
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He's the man
in Mr. Tate's office.
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He says he won't budge
till he sees him.
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Maybe I better talk to him.
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Oh, I feel
you should know.
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He told me that he always
does business with Mr. Tate
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and he refuses to talk
to anybody else.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Oh, excuse me.
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McMann and Tate.
Good morning.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Tate.
He's right here.
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I'll take it
in my office.
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He'll take it
in his office,
Mr. Tate.
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Hello, Larry.
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Am I glad you're back.
There's--
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What?
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I said, fog.
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You know, the stuff that
creeps in on little cat feet.
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Chicago's full of it.
I'm grounded.
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Oh, boy, Larry.
Trouble.
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There's a Mr. Turgeon
here to see you.
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Turgeon?
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Don't tell me he's already
in town.
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He's already in your office.
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He's there to discuss
renewing his contract with us.
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Well, I guess I'll just have
to tell him
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you're stuck in Chicago.
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No. He's only there for the day.
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Unfortunately, I promised him
faithfully
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I'd be there to meet him.
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Larry, I don't understand.
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What made you go
to Chicago then?
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Greed.
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I smelled some new business here
and flew down on an impulse.
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Look, try and stall him.
I'll keep trying to get a plane.
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But, Larry--
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It's a matter of
life or death, Darrin.
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He's a weirdo.
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We could blow the account
just like that.
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Larry, what am I supposed to do?
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Think of something.
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I'm counting on you, kid.
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Thanks, kid.
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Operator, I'd like to call
New York.
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[RINGS]
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Hello.
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Larry, where are you?
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Fog?
Are you sure?
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There isn't any fog around here.
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Louise, you're 1000 miles away.
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I know where I am.
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I'm a strong contender
for wallflower of the year.
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Congratulations.
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I'm not exactly at a party.
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Are you sure?
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Louise, this fog is so thick,
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I'm not even sure
I'm at the airport.
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Even the pigeons are walking.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Yes?
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Uh, Mr. Stephens...Mr. Turgeon
is getting restless.
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Mr. Tate is
an hour late already.
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He's gonna be
a lot later than that.
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Never mind, Betty.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, boy, I wish I were
Larry Tate for one day.
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Just for one day.
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Betty, you'd better tell
Mr. Turgeon that--
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Well, this is
a surprise.
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Nice to see you back.
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Well, it's nice to be--
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Where have I been?
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How was Chicago,
Mr. Tate?
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Betty...would you put
your glasses on, please?
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I'm wearing my contacts,
Mr. Tate.
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Well, you're--
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A mustache.
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I have a mustache.
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Yes.
I know.
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Betty...have you got a mirror?
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I am.
I am Larry Tate.
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Did you doubt it?
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Yes.
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I mean, no.
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Excuse me.
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Where are you going,
Mr. Tate?
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Back to my office.
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I mean, Mr. Stephens'
office.
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But what about Mr. Turgeon?
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Well, just tell him to wait
in Mr. Tate's office.
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I mean...my office.
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Yes.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
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How are you?
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Sam, this is not Larry.
This is--
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Larry!
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How's the boy?
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[LAUGHS]
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Goodbye.
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Pardon?
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I'll, uh, call you back.
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Important?
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Not, uh, exactly.
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Your secretary told me
you were still in Chicago.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Did she?
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Oh, well, they're
always goofing off,
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with boyfriends or
hairdressing appointments.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well...old Larry Tate.
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Is it really you?
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You're not sure either.
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[LAUGHS]
Son of a gun!
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You haven't changed
a bit.
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Well, uh...neither have you.
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Oh, come on.
You gotta be kidding.
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Why, I put on
about 100 pounds.
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I lost most of my hair.
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Well, at first glance, I--
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And I have grown a mustache.
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It suits you, you know.
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It's just, uh--
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How's Louise?
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Oh, fine.
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Louise is, uh, you know--
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I guess I told you.
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Sandy is no longer with us.
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She was a lovely woman.
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Well, that's not funny, Lar.
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Sandy was the best dog
I ever owned.
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Oh.
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I'm still an old bachelor, Lar.
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You know that.
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I do?
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Oh, what's the matter?
Memory going?
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Well, I, uh--
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Oh, I know how it is.
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Old workitis.
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You get so wrapped up
with work, work, work.
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Why, pretty soon,
you forget your own name.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, now, would it make you
feel any better
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if I told you I intend
to renew our account?
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You sure know my Achilles heel.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'll tell Miss Steward
to get your file.
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Lar, we're not gonna
discuss it here.
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We're not?
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No, sirree.
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I got the cure for
your old workitis.
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Now, come on.
Let's go.
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Let's go!
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Well...so much
for business, Lar, hmm?
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That's good brandy,
isn't it?
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Mmm.
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Ahh.
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Now, you just keep
looking after my interests
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as you have in the past,
Lar, and I'll be happy.
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Oh, uh...there's
one more thing I wanted
to ask you, Lar--
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Excuse me.
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I've gotta make
a phone call.
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Now, hold it, Lar.
Hold it.
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Stay where you are.
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You're an executive.
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I'll have a waiter
bring a phone
over to the table.
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Oh, waiter.
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Oh, waiter!
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Oh, Joyce!
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Hi, Uncle Randolph.
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Hi, dear. Hi.
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Come on
right over here.
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I want you to meet
Larry Tate.
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Larry, this is
my niece, Joyce.
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She's never been
out of Philadelphia.
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Nice to
meet you.
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Yes. Now,
uh, Lar...
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Joyce is here
for a reason.
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I know you'll
do a favor for
an old buddy, huh?
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Now, this young lady
is one of the finest
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advertising minds
in the nation.
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And I say that
without prejudice.
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I want you to talk to her
for a while, feel her out.
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Here, dear,
sit right down.
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There you are.
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And listen
to what she has to say.
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Maybe you got a place for her
on your team, huh?
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I'd love to, Randolph.
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But, uh, there's nothing
I'd like more.
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Well, good.
Good.
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A little nepotism
never hurt anybody, did it?
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[LAUGHS
UPROARIOUSLY]
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Oh, it's just great
seeing you again, Lar.
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I'll uh--
I'll take the check, huh?
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Good luck, dear.
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Thanks, Uncle
Randolph.
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Mr. Tate, I have some ideas that
will absolutely revolutionize
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the advertising business.
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I have to make a phone call.
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Something wrong?
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No.
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Well, isn't
this cozy?
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Louise...imagine
meeting you here.
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I come here
quite often, Larry.
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Or are you still in a fog?
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Uh, Joyce, I'd like you to meet
my wife, Mrs. Stephens.
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Uh, Mrs., uh, uh...Tate.
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Joyce has one
of the finest minds
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in the advertising business.
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Really?
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And I can just guess
what she's advertising.
266
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,844
[LARRY LAUGHS
UNCOMFORTABLY]
267
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,781
Well, I'll leave you two ladies.
268
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,683
The phone.
269
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,326
Hello? Is that you,
Sam? I--
270
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,029
Did you want to
speak to me, dear?
271
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,297
Uh-huh.
272
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,805
[PHONE RINGS]
273
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:50,909
Ah-huh.
274
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,079
Hello.
275
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:57,182
Sam...it's me, Darrin.
276
00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,151
Oh, Larry. You certainly have a
peculiar sense of humor.
277
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,420
I haven't come to
the funny part yet.
278
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,423
I've turned into Larry Tate.
279
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,225
What?
You heard me.
280
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,693
I'm Larry Tate.
281
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,528
Oh, now, how could that happen?
282
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,529
[SIGHS]
283
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,498
I don't know, but it did.
284
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,601
And you can bet it didn't come
from my side of the family.
285
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,139
Why are you whispering?
286
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,109
I'm at the Tates'.
287
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,311
And Louise is cooking my dinner.
288
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,646
She found out that Joycewas really the client's niece
289
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,348
and now she's killing mewith kindness.
290
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,250
You gotta get over here, Sam.
291
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,585
Joyce?
292
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,620
Niece?
293
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,123
I don't believe any of this.
294
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,958
All right.
I'll prove you're my wife.
295
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,862
You're a witch!
296
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,065
I'm a what?
297
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,133
A witch!
298
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,169
Did you call me,
Larry?
299
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,437
No!
300
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,638
Uh, no.
301
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,208
I was talking, uh--
I'm on the phone...dear.
302
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:03,648
Sam, get over here
and change me back.
303
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,216
You calm down, Darrin.
304
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,051
I'll see what I can do.
305
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,391
Mother!
306
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,527
Yes, dear.
307
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:19,230
Why has my husband
turned into Larry Tate?
308
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,000
I haven't
the faintest idea.
309
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,369
Perhaps he wanted to be
his own boss.
310
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,804
You had no right.
311
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,339
Now, don't start that, Samantha.
312
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,475
If he wants to squander
his wishes,
313
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,976
there's little
I can do.
314
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,312
What wishes?
315
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,247
I gave him a priceless gift.
316
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,149
The fact that he used it
foolishly
317
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,385
doesn't surprise me
in the least.
318
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,419
Oh!
319
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,858
You know, we ought to
do this more often.
320
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,259
What?
321
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,562
Oh, spend a quiet,
cozy evening
at home together,
322
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,563
just the two of us.
323
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:52,997
[DOORBELL RINGS]
324
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,699
Oh, I'll get
rid of them,
whoever it is.
325
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,805
Hi.
326
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,340
Samantha.
327
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,008
What brings
you here?
328
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,977
SAMANTHA:
Well, uh...
329
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,246
Darrin--
330
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,949
Had to leave town.
Right, Samantha?
331
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,951
Yes. Yes,
that's right.
332
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,221
He had to leave town,
and I got lonely.
333
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,690
Good. Glad you
could come.
334
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,859
Isn't this
a nice surprise,
Louise?
335
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,594
I'll set
an extra place.
336
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,662
Oh, don't-- Don't go to
any trouble.
337
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,930
No, it's no
trouble at all.
338
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,131
Is it, Louise?
339
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,767
No. No trouble
at all.
340
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,206
What are you
staring at?
341
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,514
Is that really you
in there, Darrin?
342
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,316
It's me all right.
343
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,752
How did I
get into this?
344
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,088
Mother gave you
three wishes
for your birthday.
345
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,389
Why didn't she tell me?
346
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,458
She wanted it
to be a surprise.
347
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,260
Well, she got her wish.
348
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,694
Oh, Sam, for Pete's sake.
349
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,196
Do something!
350
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,731
Okay.
351
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,332
Ready?
352
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,703
Stars of lightningSuns of fire--
353
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,905
LOUISE:
Dinner's ready.
354
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,773
Oh, no!
355
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,208
Larry!
356
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,709
I-I'm sorry, Louise.
357
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,980
I'm...just not
myself today.
358
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,151
Uh, don't worry.
359
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,920
I'm sure you'll be
back to normal
360
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,821
before the evening
is over.
361
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,523
I hope so.
362
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,733
Oh my! It's
getting late.
363
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,202
Larry, don't you think
you ought to
get some sleep?
364
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,537
Sleep?
365
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,907
No. No.
I feel fine.
366
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,742
Sam, would you like
another cup of coffee?
367
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,210
Oh, I'd love it.
368
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:50,481
Louise, I've always said
you make a great
cup of coffee.
369
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,518
You never said that
before in your life.
370
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,020
The only one who ever
liked my coffee
was Darrin.
371
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,655
Really?
372
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,824
Well, he certainly
has good taste.
373
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,859
Well, I think I better
check on the baby.
374
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,961
Fine.
375
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,963
Larry, could you help me
with a few things?
376
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,764
What things?
377
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,299
Things.
378
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,335
Pardon us,
Samantha.
379
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,476
[YAWNS]
380
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,014
Look, Larry,
I like Samantha, but--
381
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,082
The baby's gone!
382
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,583
What are you
talking about?
383
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,651
This is our bedroom.
384
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,052
Oh, I thought
we were going up--
385
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,921
I just wanted to get you
alone for a minute.
386
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,991
Larry, Samantha is staying
and staying and staying.
387
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,126
She likes your coffee.
388
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,694
Besides, I like Samantha.
389
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,262
It's nice to
have her around.
390
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,932
Well, I like her too,
but I've had it
for tonight.
391
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,501
I've been dropping hints,
but she doesn't seem
to get them.
392
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,670
You've got to get into
your pajamas.
393
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,839
I beg your pardon.
394
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,208
Well, when she sees
you're ready for bed,
she'll go.
395
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,843
I don't think so.
396
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,479
Get into your pajamas!
397
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,646
Oh, come on, Larry.
398
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,348
Wait! What are you doing?
399
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,617
Please, I'm old enough
to undress myself.
400
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,087
Larry!
401
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,691
In there.
402
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,759
Oh.
403
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,998
[GASPS]
404
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,233
Darrin!
405
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,434
Shh!
406
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,270
Shh!
407
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,172
What are you doing
in Larry's pajamas?
408
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,740
Never mind that, Sam.
Hurry. Quick.
409
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,809
Turn me back while Louise
is still upstairs!
410
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,378
All right, all right.
Brace yourself.
Brace yourself.
411
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,314
Stars of lightningSuns of fire
412
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,983
Please ignoreThis heart's desire
413
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,551
Set your potent powers free
414
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,953
Retract this mortalWishes three.
415
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,189
[GASPS]
416
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,857
Well?
417
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,427
When is it gonna happen?
418
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,495
Oh, I don't
understand.
419
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,732
I'm sure that's
the spell-breaker
Mother gave me.
420
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,101
It's another trick
of your mother's, Sam.
421
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,569
Help me!
Please!
422
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,938
I'm trying.
I'm trying!
423
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,607
Good night,
Samantha.
424
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,176
We don't want to
keep you.
425
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,944
But we know you have
a sitter problem.
426
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,980
Oh. Don't give it
a thought, Louise.
427
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,482
[FAKE YAWN]
428
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,418
I don't know
why I'm so tired.
429
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,020
Oh, you go
right ahead, Louise.
430
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,388
I'll make
my own coffee.
431
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,556
I'll give you
a hand.
432
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,825
Oh, thank you,
Larry.
433
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,527
Good night, Samantha.
434
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,029
[WHISPERS]
Get rid of her!
435
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,133
Good night, Larry.
436
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,169
[SIGHS]
437
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,808
Sam...what are we
gonna do?
438
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,545
Do you remember exactly
what you said or did,
439
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,947
just before
it happened?
440
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,016
All I said was, "I wish
I were Larry for the day."
441
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,585
Then I went out
to speak to my secre--
442
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,586
That's it!
443
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,687
What's it?
444
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,388
You wanted to be Larry
for a day.
445
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,257
It was like putting
a time lock on the spell.
446
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,592
That's why
I can't break it.
447
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,826
It'll be over
at midnight.
448
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,827
Uh-huh.
449
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,162
What time is it now?
450
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,098
Quarter of 12.
451
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,666
Oh, 15 minutes.
452
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,802
How can I get my clothes?
453
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,170
Oh, well,
don't worry.
454
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,272
I'll just whap them down
as soon as the time comes.
455
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,774
Well, why not whap them
down now, and let's
get out of here.
456
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,476
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
457
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,546
My stars.
458
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,547
Now what?
459
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,915
It's Larry!
460
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,984
We gotta get out of here.
461
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,519
No, no.
It's too late!
462
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,053
Louise!
463
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,926
Larry!
464
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,661
Where are you
going?
465
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,795
Going?
466
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,264
I'm not going,
I'm coming.
467
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,933
Why aren't you
in your pajamas?
468
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,768
I give up. Why?
469
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,337
I thought
you were tired.
470
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,840
Of course, I'm tired.
The plane was delayed
five hours.
471
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,442
I'll go get my bags.
Can you fix me a snack?
472
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,119
Tell him you're
a long-lost brother.
473
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,054
It isn't funny.
474
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,925
LOUISE:
You! What are you
doing here?
475
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,727
I, uh...
476
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,828
I live here.
477
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,565
You just went out
to get the luggage.
478
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,668
And you were dressed.
479
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,870
It's cold outside.
480
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,872
Aren't you supposed
to be in bed?
481
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,975
You asked me
to fix you a snack.
482
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,110
I did?
483
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,446
Larry, may I
talk to you a minute?
484
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,682
Uh, couldn't we talk here?
It's...cozy.
485
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,350
Excuse us, Samantha.
486
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,024
Larry, I demand
an explanation.
487
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,760
I wish I could
think of one.
488
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,972
You go on up to bed.
489
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,139
I'll get rid of Sam
490
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,075
and I'll explain the whole
thing to you later.
491
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,376
No.
492
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,546
I'll get rid of Samantha,
you go upstairs.
493
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,331
Why don't you go
to bed, Louise?
494
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,300
It's been a long,
confusing day.
495
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,235
I'll get rid of
Samantha.
496
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,337
But right now,
why don't you
go up to bed?
497
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,173
[GASPS]
498
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,357
Good night, Louise.
499
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,961
You're gonna
shake my hand?
500
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,095
Hmm?
501
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,865
Oh. Oh, well,
uh--
502
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,235
Well, uh--
503
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,837
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
Larry, kiss me good night.
504
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,407
[INHALES]
505
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,342
Midnight.
506
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,943
The spell is over.
507
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,112
Larry, what's
the matter with you?
508
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,281
Well, I, uh--
509
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,289
Darrin.
510
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,062
Oh! Hi...Larry.
511
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,899
We, uh-- We weren't
expecting you.
512
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,501
Perhaps I should have
sent a telegram.
513
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,170
Larry, I can explain
everything.
514
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,638
Start with the pajamas.
515
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,340
Pajamas?
516
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,341
Yes.
517
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,875
What are you doing
in my pajamas?
518
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,477
That's going to be
a little tricky.
519
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,179
Take a stab
at it.
520
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,081
I, uh--
His clothes got wet.
521
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,382
Really?
522
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,550
Sure. Really.
523
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,984
It rained here?
524
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,486
That's good.
Uh-huh.
525
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,254
May I interrupt?
526
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:40,191
I know it sounds strange
and I've said it before,
527
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,627
but I don't understand
a thing that's going on.
528
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:44,662
What's going on here?
529
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,063
[WHISPERS]
Sam!
530
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,199
You're asking me?
531
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,601
I come in here,
and look--
532
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,504
Louise.
Oh!
533
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,239
Oh, dear.
Bad case, huh,
Darrin?
534
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,108
Worst I've
ever seen.
535
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,275
Bad case of what?
536
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,611
Um, sleepwalking.
537
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:04,081
We came over
to keep her company.
538
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,484
She got tired
and went to bed.
539
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,419
And we stayed
to finish the dishes.
540
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,788
The next thing we knew,
she was back down here
541
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:16,293
still asleep,
calling your name and
mistaking Darrin for you.
542
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,596
I guess I've been
on the road too much.
543
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,364
Yes, she was very lonely.
544
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,565
Mmm.
545
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,201
I'll make a point of
staying home more often.
546
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,037
I'm also making
another resolution.
547
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,573
No more drinking
when I'm flying.
548
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,909
Uh, why?
549
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,378
Listen, you wouldn't believe
what I thought was happening
550
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,347
to me out front.
551
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:40,050
Yes, sir. From now on,
it's coffee, tea or milk.
552
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:47,958
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
553
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,460
Hi!
554
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,228
Just in the neighborhood,
555
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,197
thought you might like
some company for lunch.
556
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,870
How do you always know...
when I want to see you?
557
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,473
Oh, just call it
witch's intuition.
558
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,741
How's your day?
559
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,943
Paradise compared to
yesterday.
560
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,345
Have you thought about
explaining things to Louise?
561
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,480
Don't have to.
562
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,848
She'll think
she dreamed it.
563
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,017
That's using
the old nose, Sam.
564
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,385
[LAUGHS]
Darrin.
Hmm?
565
00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:15,920
Uh, I'm curious
about something.
566
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,021
What?
567
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,423
Your first two wishes.
What were they?
568
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,726
Well, the first was to make
an elevator speed up.
569
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:23,928
[LAUGHS]
And the second?
570
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,131
Well, the second was...
not important.
571
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,802
Anyway, I've already been
granted my biggest wish.
572
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,837
What's that?
573
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,472
You.
574
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,040
Oh.
575
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,116
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