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You like that?

Honey, take a look
at this.

"To Miss Tabatha Stephens."

Her first letter.
How about that?

Who is it from?

It's from my folks.

Anything new?

I'll tell you
in a minute.

Yeah, they're coming
to see Tabatha in two weeks.

Oh, marvelous.
It'll be fun seeing them.

Well, that depends.

The last time they visited,

it wasn't exactly
my idea of fun.

Well, darling,
it wasn't my fault

that Aunt Clara picked
the same weekend to visit.

I was surprised when she came
down the chimney.

Is that how she arrived?

Mm-hmm.

Poor dear,
she was so lonely.

I didn't have the heart
to turn her away.

Oh, it's so nice
to see you again.

Oh, it's nice to see you
too dear.

Oh, well, we'll have
a lovely weekend together.

Weekend?

Doorknobs are all very well,
but they're not family.

Aunt Clara.

I count them when I'm lonely.

But somehow, you know,

today they didn't seem
to do the trick.

And then I remembered
the lovely invitation

you gave me to come here
whenever I wanted to.

I see.

Now, where is that nice mortal
you're married to?

Darrin went to pick up
his parents.

They're spending
the weekend too.

Oh.

Oh, I've picked
a bad time for a visit.

Oh, well, never mind.
I'll leave before they arrive.

No, you won't.

Now, I haven't met
Darrin's parents.

It would be kind of nice to have
you around for moral support.

Besides, we have
plenty of room.

Now, are you sure
I won't be in the way?

Of course not.

And I'd like them to meet
my favorite aunt.

Oh, ho.
You are a nice girl.

Now, why don't I show you
to your room?

And you can get
cleaned up and rest

before you have to meet
Darrin and his parents.

No, I think I'll wait
for my bag and umbrella.

They weren't ready and packed
when I wanted to go,

so I just left them there.

Teach them a lesson.

[♪♪♪]

I can't wait to see him.

Oh, I hope she hasn't
let him lose weight.

He can't afford
to lose weight.

Oh, he's probably in
the last stages of malnutrition.

Oh, now, you know
that isn't what I meant.

Oh, there he is!

Oh, Darrin!
Oh, Darrin!

Uh-oh. Here come
the waterworks.

Three months away and it's like
he's back from the grave.

Well, it's too long for a son
to be away from his mother.

Much too long.

Marriage obviously
agrees with you boy.

I've never seen you
look better.

Have you, Phyllis?

Oh, he looks terrible.

How can you say
he looks well?

He looks terrible.

Have you been eating
the right foods, Darrin?

Oh, I feel great, Mom.
Honestly.

Never mind.

I'll fatten you up
with some good home cooking

in a couple of days.

Meet my wife,
the diplomat.

Now what did
I say wrong?

There's our luggage.

Sam's a pretty good
cook too, Mom.

Sam?

Samantha.

Oh, Samantha.
Oh, I'm sure she is dear.

And you know I'd cut off my
right arm rather than interfere.

I just thought I'd give her
a few tips though.

Can she make
chicken cacciatore?

No, Mom.

No one can make chicken
cacciatore the way you can.

Oh!

It's nice that there's something
you need your mother for.

Well, let's go.

I'm anxious to meet
this bride of yours, Darrin.

I'll bet she's something
really special.

Pop, you win your bet.

Oh!

Oh, there you are.

I told you I wouldn't
wait for you.

Well, don't stand there
like that.

Come in, come in, come in.

Now, your room is
the second on the left.

I'll check dinner
and be right up.

Oh, it smells good.

Pot roast.

I wanted to serve something
more exotic,

but I thought I ought to
stay on safe ground.

Exotic?

Yes, you know,
beef stroganoff, coq au vin.

Something that would really
impress Darrin's mother.

Oh, don't you worry, dear.

I just know
they're going to love you.

How can you be so sure?

I'm a witch.

I can't tell you
how excited I was

when we heard
that Darrin was married.

Fainted four times.
Four.

He's exaggerating
as usual.

Oh, I will admit
that I was surprised,

but I'm not one of those mothers
who want to keep their children

tied to their apron strings.

Then why is everything
in Darrin's room bronzed?

Well, there's nothing wrong
with being sentimental.

I think
it's rather nice.

His tennis racquet?

Now, why don't you two men
leave us alone

so that I can get acquainted
with my daughter-in-law?

Come on, Pop.
I'll show you your room.

Right.

You treat her well
now, Phyllis.

I like this girl.

Now we can talk.

I just wanted you to know
that you don't have to worry

about me being one of those
interfering mother-in-laws.

Why, I'd cut off
my right arm first.

Well, I wouldn't want
you to do that.

Of course if you, uh...

If you do need any help,
I'm always available.

That's nice to know.

Well, I do know a little more
about Darrin's habits than you.

So if there's anything
you want to know,

anything at all,
feel free to ask.

Darrin tells me
you're a good cook.

Well, I'm still learning.

Oh, good.

That is, maybe I can give you

the recipes for some
of his very favorite dishes.

Do you know how to make
pineapple upside-down cake?

No, I don't.

Then there are his hives.

I don't know how to make
those either.

No, no, dear.

That's an allergy.

It's a rash he gets.

I'll show you how to treat it.

Oh, I've cured that.

You cured his rash?

Oh, yes.

We found out he only got it
when he ate chicken cacciatore.

I see.

My, this is a--

This is a lovely room.

Did you, um...?

Did you have a decorator?

No, I did it myself.

Well, absolutely lovely.

I'll bet you can't wait
to get it finished.

Finished?

Well, really all it needs is
a few knickknacks to warm it up.

Darrin is used to that.

He always had them at home.

Oh, I've got more than enough.

I'll send you some
when I get back.

Oh, why, thank you.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

Oh, uh, Darrin,

I was just telling Samantha
how lovely the room looks.

Oh, yes, it does have
a nice clean look.

I hate a room that's all
cluttered up with ornaments.

You know, we really don't know
very much about you, Samantha.

What did you do
before you married Darrin?

Well, I, uh, traveled a lot.

With your family?

Sometimes.

Do you get to see
much of your mother?

Oh, she pops in and out.

And what about
the rest of your...

famil...

Oh, hello, Aunt Clara.

Oh, hello, everybody.

Come on, I want you
to meet everybody.

Aunt Clara,
this is Mrs. Stephens.

And Mr. Stephens.

How do you do?

And that is Darrin.

Oh...

Uh, this is
an unexpected pleasure.

You haven't met Darrin before?

Oh, well, I've met him,
but he hasn't met me.

Uh, in the flesh,
I mean.

So to speak.

Aunt Clara is going to spend
the weekend with us too.

She is?!

Uh, I--
I mean, she is?

[LAUGHS]

Wouldn't you like to see
my doorknob collection?

Why, yes, I...

I beg your pardon?

Aunt Clara collects
doorknobs.

I have 3000.

Where did you
get them all?

I don't remember,
but there are a lot of people

having a heck of a time
trying to open their doors.

Samantha, could I speak
to you for a minute?

When?

Now.

Yes.
Excuse me.

Maybe this would be
a nice chance

for us to have a little chat.

Darling, I was just as
surprised as you were.

I turned around, and there she
was sitting in the fireplace.

She came down the chimney.

Oh, well, darling,

you can't blame someone
for being old.

She used to come
through the wall

just the same
as everybody else.

Oh, great.

She's really very sweet.

I'm sure she is, darling,

and I'd love to have her
here any other time,

but not this weekend.

My parents are plain,
simple folks who--

Darrin. Darrin.

Darling, I can't
ask her to leave.

I couldn't bear
to see her hurt.

You can understand that,
can't you?

I suppose so, honey.

I know it's inconvenient,

but I'm sure your parents
will understand.

Besides, what possible harm
could she do?

Yes, I'm a witch.

All my family are.

It's sort of a family thing

that has been handed down,
you know.

But the witch game isn't up
like it used to be.

Oh, no.

Now, there was a time when you
could cast a spell on someone,

and they knew it.

Not now.

No, not now.

Well, now, take the Yankees.

Oh, the Yankees?

Well, they lost two World Series
in a row, didn't they?

[LAUGHS]

Uh, you put a spell
on 'em, huh?

Well, Bertha and me.

Bertha and you.

Oh, well, um, I'm so glad
you don't mind.

Mind?

About Samantha
being one.

Oh. Heh, heh.

Samantha's
a witch too, huh?

Uh, yes, yes.

But, uh, she's trying to get
away from it.

Uh, bothers Darrin.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Well, I, uh...

I think I'll go
for a little...fresh air.

if you don't mind.

Shan't be long.

[THUMP]

Why, I used to go through
a wall, whoo, just like butter.

I think I'll try the front door.

[SIGHS]

She's kind of cute, isn't she?

FRANK:
What about
your sister, Madge?

PHYLLIS:
That's not
the same thing at all.

Madge has a quirk
that's all.

Quirk?

She thinks
she's a lighthouse.

You call standing
on the garage roof

when it rains
to warn ships at sea,

a quirk?

That woman believes
she's a witch.

Now, you can't tell me
that's normal.

Oh, well, Darrin isn't
married to Clara.

And I think Samantha
is a perfect wife.

Perfect?

She can't even make
a pineapple upside-down cake.

What kind of a family
has poor Darrin married into?

Oh, please.

Oh, Darrin, do you think
everything is going all right?

I don't know what
you're so worried about?

Pop thinks you're great.

Yes, but what about
your mother?

I'm sure
she likes you too.

Obviously
the flight upset her.

She's just not herself,
that's all.

Oh, I don't know.

I just don't know.

I have a funny feeling
there's something out of whack.

The only thing out of whack
is your Aunt Clara.

Well, at least you know
where you stand with her.

Well, has Mom
said anything?

Oh, no,
of course not.

I know
she's trying to be nice.

I've done everything I can
to please her.

I just don't know.

I have a funny feeling, that's
all, there's something wrong.

Hello, dears.

Everything
all right?

Yes,
everything's ready.

Just keep your fingers
crossed.

Oh, I don't believe
in superstition.

I just know that everything
is going to be perfect.

Oh, dear.

I better go empty the ashtrays
in the living room.

Sam--

[SIGHS]

Now, Clara, Clara,
don't goof this up.

Now...

Coq au vin.

[SQUAWKS]

Go away, chicken.
Go away, chicken.

Go away, chicken.

On, now that's better.

Oh.

Now...

Now, for dessert...

pineapple upside-down cake.

It would be just my luck
if it came up, right side up.

[GIGGLES]
Oh...

I'm on a winning streak.

Please sit down,
Mr. Stephens.

Oh, fine,
sure.

Aunt Clara.

Make yourself
comfortable.

Ahhh...

Hey, that smells great!
What is it?

Pot roast.

I would like to have served you
something, well, more exciting,

but cooking really isn't
one of my--

That's coq au vin.

DARRIN:
Samantha?

Yeah, that's what it is,
all right.

Oh, it looks delicious.

I thought you said
you couldn't cook.

Quite a sense of humor
this girl of yours has.

Yes, she keeps
me laughing all day.

How did you know
it was my favorite dish?

Oh, does Mrs. Stephens
cook it for you?

Cook it?

She can't even pronounce it.

You must be
a great cook.

Oh, you wait until you see

the dessert
she's whipped up for you.

What is it, Samantha?

Maybe it should be a surprise.

Pineapple upside-down cake.

Well, Phyllis, I guess you can
stop worrying now, huh?

Our boy couldn't be
in better hands.

What's the matter?

I have a sick headache.

You've been at it
again, haven't--?

Shhh! They'll hear you.

[WHISPERS]
Zap! Coq au vin!

Wap! Pineapple
upside-down cake.

I didn't make
that food.

You promised me
no witchcraft.

You said you were just going
to be yourself, but--

You didn't?

Well, who did?

I would say your prime suspect
is Aunt Clara.

Unless of course, your mother's
holding out on us.

What?

She isn't a witch too,
is she?

Let's leave my mother
out of this, huh?

No matter what
you say, Darrin,

it was a delicious meal,
and she hardly ate a mouthful.

Now, what can I do
to get her to like me?

Sam, let's just solve
one problem at a time, huh?

I think I'll have a little talk
with Aunt Clara after dinner.

Now, Darrin, if you
hurt her feelings,

I'll never forgive you.

She was only trying
to help.

Well, I'll just ask her
to stop helping.

Be tactful.

Don't worry.

I'll tactfully tell her
that the position

of house witch
is already filled.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hm? Come in.

Oh.

Am I disturbing anything,
Aunt Clara?

Oh, not at all,
not at all.

No, I'm just polishing
my doorknobs.

It must be quite a job
keeping those clean.

Well, it keeps me out
of the pool halls.

That was quite a dinner
you whipped up.

Oh, I still know
a trick or two.

Oh, that's what I wanted to talk
to you about, Aunt Clara.

You see, my mother and father,
they aren't...

used to, um...

witchcraft.

You see that?

Now, to a doorknob collector,

that's equivalent
to the Hope diamond.

Hmm.

I-it's not that we don't
appreciate your trying to help.

Such a nice sparkle.

[SIGHS]

I wouldn't even have
brought it up at all,

except that...

well, my mother and father...
just don't understand.

Do you understand what
I'm saying, Aunt Clara?

Oh, it's nice of you to look
at my doorknob collection.

Not many young people care about
that sort of thing nowadays.

Come on, bag.

We must go.

Did you talk to Aunt Clara?

Uh-huh.

You didn't upset her,
did you?

She didn't seem
to be upset.

Did she understand?

I don't know, it's hard
to tell with Aunt Clara.

I think I better
go up and see her.

I thought I'd give you
a hand with the dish--

Oh. Oh, you've
already done them.

Isn't their anything I can do?

Nothing at all, Mom.
Sam's done it all.

Oh, you should get

the Good Housekeeping
seal of approval, Samantha.

Thank you.
I'll be right back.

Darrin, are you happy?

What?

Of course, Mom.

Now, if there's anything
you want to tell me about,

I'm always here.

I've never been happier
in my life.

Any problem at all, no matter
how large or how small.

Just because you're married

doesn't mean you still can't
some to your mother.

Mom, I don't have any problems.

Well, that's all right.

If you don't want to tell me
about it, that's fine with me.

You know I'd cut off
my right arm--

Phyllis, will you leave
the boy alone?

Well, now, hasn't the mother
the right to ask

if her son is happy?

Well, who wouldn't be happy

married to a dream
like Samantha?

Oh, she's a lovely girl,
all right.

Then why have you been trying
to find fault with her

ever since we arrived?

That's not true.

I mean,
what do you want?

She's beautiful, she's talented,
she's even-tempered,

and she's a great cook.

I agree.

Then there's no argument!

Then there's no argument!

All right!

If there's no argument,

why are you two yelling
at each other?

What did you do to Aunt Clara?

I didn't do anything
to Aunt Clara.

Well, you must've said
something insulting

otherwise
she wouldn't have left.

Sam, do we--?

Darrin, you promised
you'd be tactful.

Do we have to discuss this
in front of--?

Yes, we do.

Now, Aunt Clara is a guest
in this house too.

You may not like it,
but she's my family.

Really, Samantha.

There's no need
to take it out--

Shut up, Phyllis.

I told you
it's not my fault she left.

Oh, yes, it is.

If you hadn't been so annoyed

because Aunt Clara
made the dinner,

none of this ever
would've happened.

She cooked dinner?

Yes, she did.

You may as well know it
right now.

I'm not a very good cook.

You're not?

No, I'm not.

I can't make coq au vin
or pineapple upside-down cake

or any of those fancy dishes.

Samantha--

It's no use, Darrin.

I cannot pretend to be
something I'm not.

And I won't stand here
and see Aunt Clara hurt.

I don't
blame you.

What did you say
to that nice old lady?

I didn't say--
You be quiet.

Go on, dear.

Well, that's just about it.

I wanted you to think that I was
the perfect wife for Darrin,

and Aunt Clara thought
she was helping me.

The fact is I'm not very good
at housekeeping yet.

If you like me any less
for that, I'm sorry,

but you'll just have to accept
me as I am, faults and all.

[TEARFULLY]
Oh, Samantha...

you don't know
how happy you've made me.

What are you crying about?

Oh, what do you men know
about anything?

What's going on here?

I didn't want
you to be perfect, dear.

Well, then why did you act
as if you did?

Because I'm
a...silly old woman

who was afraid she'd be
pushed aside and forgotten.

And you seem so self-sufficient
and so good at everything.

I just thought I wouldn't
be needed anymore.

Do you understand?

Yes, I do.

I'll go see if I can't
find Aunt Clara.

Oh, she's
at the bus station.

How do you know?

I asked
her umbrella.

Good thinking.
I'll be back in a few minutes.

Well, I hope he finds her.

You asked her what?

Oh, uh, family joke.

I just have a hunch she's there.

Well, maybe Aunt Clara
is right.

You are a witch after all.

I am.

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

But don't spread it around.

No.

It'll be our secret.

Oh, Darrin,
you don't really think

that I bronzed your
tennis racquet, do you?

Of course not, Mom.
I knew Pop was kidding.

However, I did bronze
your shoes.

Your football shoes.

We're using them
for book ends.

Say, how would you girls
like to see a little magic?

Oh, Frank,
for heaven's--

We'll show you
a little trick here.

Uh, Aunt Clara.
Yes?

Take a card
out of the deck, huh?

Just any card.
Go on.

Take it outta there,
and look at it,

and put it back in.

Don't let me see it now.

Oh.

Let me see.

Hmm, all right.

You got it?

Yep.

All right, put it
back in now.

Anywhere, just anywhere.
Right?

Alrighty, now,
let's see.

Your card is the, uh...

Heh, it's funny.

This always worked before.

You'll find it
in your top coat pocket.

Oh.

PHYLLIS:
Now, how did
you do that?

I'm a witch.

[ALL LAUGH]

Oh, well, now, I think I'll go
for our little constitutional.

Do you mind if we walk
along with you?

Uh, er, walk?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, well, that might
be nice for a change.

You know,
the next time we come,

I must bring
my sister, Madge, along.

She and Clara would have a ball,
wouldn't they, Frank?

CLARA:
Oh, dear...

[DOOR CLOSES]

They really seem to have
hit if off, haven't they?

They sure have.

And they think
you're the greatest.

That's nice.

Well, it's as I said,
all you had to be was yourself.

You're right, darling.

Samantha...

You said I should be myself.

I take it all back.

Maybe my folks aren't ready
for the real you yet.

[♪♪♪]