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Don't you think we ought to call
your mother and father

and let them know
we're going to the hospital?

Sweetheart,
we haven't got time.

I'll call them later.

How about Derek?

I'll call him too.

Do we know a Derek?

Not yet.

I just thought it might be
a nice name if it was a boy.

Honey, we can decide
on that later.

How 'bout your mother?

Should we let her know?

Oh, don't worry.

She'll be there.

[PHONE RINGS]

Don't answer it.

It'll only
take a minute.

Now, you run out
and get the car.

Hello.

Samantha?

This is Serena.
Your cousin Serena.

Well, Serena!

What are you doing in town?

Oh, well, darling,
it's the in place to be

at this time of year.

When are you having the baby?

Oh, in an hour or so.

Well, I guess that kills lunch.

Probably dinner too.

Look, why don't I pop
into the hospital

and brighten your stay.

Marvelous. I'll be
at the Perkins Hospital and--

[GASPS]

What did you say?

Nothing.

But I think someone's trying
to tell me something.

Bye-bye, Serena.

Sam, are you all right?

Oh, I'm fine.
Just fine.

Darling, how about "Serena"
if it's a girl?

Sweetheart,
if you don't hurry,

we may end up
calling the baby "Freeway,"

because that's where
it's going to be born.

[♪♪♪]

This your first one?

How can you tell?

You're smoking my pipe.

Oh.

Sorry.

You bit through the stem.

Oh, I'll--
I'll buy you a new one.

Aw, that's all right.

It was about shot anyway.

Well, tell me,
what do you want?

A boy or a girl?

Oh, I don't care.

Just so long as
it's mortal.

Just so long as it's--

What?

You know what I mean. Human.

I mean, healthy!

I think you could do
with a cup of coffee.

No, thanks.

I've had so much coffee,
I slosh when I walk.

Well,
I could use some.

I wish you wouldn't
do that.

Why are you
wearing that?

I just came from
the delivery room!

You were in there
with Sam?

I thought it was
a mother's place.

They couldn't see me,
of course.

How is she?

Oh! Samantha
just presented me

with the most
beautiful granddaughter.

You mean, I'm--?

I'm-- I'm the father
of a girl?

That too.

Well, that--
That's just great.

And Sam? How's Sam?

She's fine.

She's fine.

Endora, I don't know
what to do first,

to hug you
or offer you a cigar.

There's no other choice?

I have a daughter!

[CHUCKLES]

Are you a good swimmer?

[TEARFULLY]
I can't swim a stroke.

Well, we'd better
use these.

Thank you.
[SOBS]

[SOBS, COUGHS]

[SNIFFLES]

Well, how does she look?

Absolutely adorable.

Talented too.
Talented?

Yes, with the most marvelous
sense of humor.

Humor.

The baby?

Well, I thought
it was just too funny.

When the doctor slapped her
to make her cry,

and she turned around
and slapped him right back.

Really?

No.

No,
I was just teasing.

[EXHALES]

You know, Endora, sometimes
you can be almost human.

This is no time
to be insulting.

Here he is.

You look beautiful.

So do you.

You're a mother.

You're a father.

Well, while you two are trying
to identify each other,

I'll go get your daughter.

I love you.

I love you.

We had a girl.

A girl.

A daughter.

A girl.

I'm very proud of you.

I'm proud
of both of us.

We had a girl.

[GIGGLES]

A baby girl.

Sam, I'm a father!

And I'm a mother.

I thought you two had that
all worked out.

Now, would you like
to hold your daughter?

Oh, isn't she beautiful?

I think she's beautiful.

Don't get too close.

And don't sit on the bed.

Hi there.

Honey, don't you think we ought
to do something about her name?

Darling, what do you think
of "Tabatha"?

T-- Tabatha?

Crazy about it, huh?

Where did you, uh, happen
to get a name like Tabatha?

Well, as a matter of fact,
Mother suggested it.

I see.

But if you don't like it, we can
always choose another name.

Shouldn't we do it
right away?

Shouldn't she have her name
around her wrist or something?

No, all they put on the bracelet
is "Girl Stephens."

Oh.

[COOING]

"Tabatha Steph--"

Tabatha?

I don't understand.

[WHISPERS]
Mother!

Oh, boy, it started already.

I've got to check
into this.

Oh.

Couldn't I hold her
just a moment longer?

I'm afraid not, honey.

She needs her beauty sleep.

Something very strange
about this.

No one's supposed to tamper
with these ID bracelets.

I'm afraid you'll have
to run along too, Pop.

[TABATHA CRYING]
Already?

Yes, your wife's had enough
excitement for one day.

You've got 30 seconds.

Thirty seconds.

I'll see you later.

Sam...

Is she or isn't she?

Darling, you know
as much as I do.

But if she starts levitating
bottles in the nursery,

let me know, huh?

NURSE:
Your 30 seconds are up.

My dear, darling child.

How are you feeling?

Happy.

Contented.

And much flatter.

And how is little Tabatha?

Mother, there's something
I have to talk to you about.

We haven't decided
on a name yet.

Well, I don't care
what you call her.

You don't?

No.

Whatever you call her,
I shall call her "Tabatha."

Mother.

Well, I thought
you liked the name.

I do, but that's not
the point.

We'd like to decide
for ourselves.

Well, we'll see.

Have they let you hold her?

Mm. It was only for a minute.

I wish they'd let me
keep her longer.

Oh, those ridiculous
hospital rules.

Oh! I brought you something.

[GASPS]

Oh!

Mo--

Oh.

Oh. Well, I appreciate
the gesture.

Nonsense.

What are all these flowers
and you doing in this room?

I am her mother.

Well, you'll have to wait
until this afternoon.

And these flowers
have got to go.

Too many flowers use up
all the oxygen in the room.

How did you manage
to get in here?

I didn't think Houdini
could do it.

Houdini had a lot to learn.

Goodbye, Grandma.

Why do I have to leave?

Because we are about
to take our nap.

"Our nap"?

Are you going to climb
into bed too?

I was using the royal "we."

Are you a member of royalty?

Yes.
I'm queen of this floor.

That means I can tell you
when to visit and when not.

ENDORA:
When did you get out
of charm school?

Well, let me put
it another way:

Get out.

Mother, I think you've
met your match.

[CHUCKLES]

We'll see.

You can come back
this afternoon.

Where'd she go?

Oh, she just popped out.

Well, I didn't mean
to hurt her feelings,

but, after all, looking
after you is my business,

and that's what I intend to do.

Now, I'm going to clear
these flowers out of here,

and you're going to take a nap.

And no nonsense.

Samantha?

Serena?

[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHING]
Oh!

Oh, my. You grew up to be
a very nice-looking girl.

You too.

[BABIES CRYING]

Hi!

Hey!

Wooh!

Ooh!

Isn't there someone looking
after my grandchild?

They say crying's
good for them.

She is beautiful,
isn't she?

Endora, for once,
we're in complete agreement.

Luckily, she takes
after Samantha.

She does look like Sam,

but I think there's a little
bit of me there too.

Yes, but the wrinkles
will disappear soon.

I meant the hair.
It's dark like mine.

Baby fuzz.

It'll rub off soon.

No, she'll grow up to look
just like Samantha.

What makes you so sure?

Well, I'll prove it to you,
if you like.
How?

Well, I'll turn her
into a young lady

for a few minutes,
and then you'll see.

Endora, if you so much as look
at my daughter the wrong way,

I--
Oh, I wish I could
break you of the habit

of making empty threats.
Endora!

Oh, let's not fight,
Derek.

Let's not fight...

[CRYING]
...in front of the baby.

Oh, by the way,

have you told your mother
and father about the birth yet?

Oh, no, I haven't.

How come you're suddenly
so concerned about my parents?

Oh, stop being
so suspicious.

Now, be a good boy,
and run along and phone them.

Yeah, I--
I suppose I should.

There.

All you needed was
to be picked up, wasn't it?

Now, we'll go
for a little walk,

and then we'll take you
to your mommy, yes.

Yes.

I'd like to leave a little
plaything for the baby.

I thought a centaur
might be nice.

Serena.

I-I have to explain something.

You see, my husband is mortal.

[GASPS]

Oh.

You poor dear.

If you really want
to get her something,

why don't you buy her a rattle.

Darling, you're positively
brilliant.

I'd never have thought of that.

[SIGHS]

Takes practice.

At least let me leave you
a little something.

Serena, I hate
to seem ungrateful,

but they have a rule about
too many flowers in the room.

As a matter of fact,

you're not even
supposed to be here.

Yes, I know.

An old biddy nurse tried
to stop me outside.

That must've been Miss Kelton.

You better leave
before she gets back.

Oh, darling,
she's been here all the time.

Where?

[CROAKS]

That's Nurse Kelton!

[CROAKS]

Serena, you turn her back.

Oh, very well, darling.

Don't get excited.

[CROAKS]

Where am I?

Might've known she'd say
something cliché.

And all these flowers
back in here again!

I was sure I put those out.

I told you the hospital
doesn't like so many flowers.

What's going on?

Where are the flowers?

What flowers?

You didn't see any flowers?

No.

You?

No.

I did.

Oh.

Miss Kelton,
don't let it worry you.

Oh, I'm not worried, honey.

I've been a nurse
for 20 years,

and I know that there's
a logical explanation

for everything that happens.

There's one for my seeing
the flowers.

What's that?

The job's getting
to me.

Ta-ta.

Where'd she go?

Pardon me.

Could you tell me where
I could buy a rattle?

Well, yes. Tippett's Toy Store
is two blocks away.

You just--

Thank you.

You see, I'm completely
new here and--

What's the matter?

Uh, have we met
somewhere before?

No.

But I've heard that line
somewhere before.

Where's my baby?!

Oh, Mr. Stephens.

Mr. Stephens.
Where's my baby?

Oh, now,
don't be alarmed.

You mean, she's gone?!

Oh, she must be
around here...somewhere.

Endora. She did it!

She's completely new here,
and she wanted a rattle.

A rattle?

She can't get away
with this. It's criminal!

Who's Endora?

She took my baby's
childhood away from her!

I've got to stop her!

Oh, I've got to get out
of this business.

It's right on the corner.
You can't miss it.

Thank you.

Oh.
Please!

Please, don't go!

Get back
to the nursery.

I beg your pardon.

You see,
I'm your father.

Y-- Your daddy.

Me, Da-da.

Da-da.

Are you a psychiatric
patient here?

Quick,
back into your bassinet.

What is all this?

Please. You'll miss
your feeding.

Please, believe me!

Look, I wasn't born
yesterday, you know.

I know.
You were born today.

[CHUCKLES]

Please, get back
to the nursery.

No.

You get back
to the nursery.

[BABY CRYING]

Just what do you think
you're doing in here?

I'm sorry.

Wrong room.

Miss Foster, did you just see
a fully grown man in here

sucking a pacifier?

Uh, no, I I didn't,
Nurse Kelton.

Thought not.

Now, Mother, you take her back
before they miss her.

Well, the least they could do
is give her a private room.

Eh, little Tabatha?

Her name is not Tabatha.

Where--? Where did you
get that baby?

From the nursery.

She was crying.

Give her to me.

Give her to me!
Oh!

I have a good mind
to report you

to the authorities.

Oh, please.

Uh, please, Miss Kelton.
She means well.

Look, Grandma, I've had just
about enough of you.

I am not
your grandmother.

Don't be mad at her.

You see, Mother's a little...

eccentric.

Sooner or later, it happens
to all of us, honey.

Happens to all of us.

Darrin!
How are you, old buddy?

Oh, hi, Dave.

So, what's new?

Hm? Uh, nothing.

You-- You seem kind of harried.

I thought new fathers were--

[GIGGLES]

Now, that is something.

What do you mean by that?

I mean,
there is a great-looking chick.

How would you like
a punch in the mouth?

Are you kidding?
All I said was--

I'm warning you, Dave!
Knock it off!

Oh, great.

I've got to talk to you.
Oh, not you again.

You shouldn't be
walking around like this.

Really?

Well, you shouldn't be
walking around like that.

How can you do this
to your daddy?

What's going on here?

Uh, I know this all looks
very strange, but, uh,

there is an explanation.

You see,
I'm her father.

Sure.
You're her daddy, right?

She was born when you were
8 years old, right?

I know it doesn't add up,
but she's--

She's gone!

I've got to stop her.

You're not going
anywhere!

Oh. Well,
you're too late!

My baby's out
on the town!

Do you really think you should
wear that outfit...at your age?

You know
this gentleman?

Yes, he's
a distant relative.

You know how it is.
Every family has one.

[CHUCKLES]

I want to have a talk
with you. In private.

Oh, very well,
come on over here.

Now, what did you want
to talk to me about?

How could you
do this, Endora?

How could you take my baby's
childhood away from her?

From us!

What are you babbling about?

I never even had a chance
to take her to the zoo.

She never rode
a merry-go-round

or had braces
on her teeth or--

Or anything.

Who didn't?

Now, don't play dumb
with me, Endora.

You've done some pretty
rotten things in your time,

but I didn't think
you'd stoop this low.

You're just
an irresponsible--

Ah-ah-ah-ah! Careful.
You're asking for it.

I'm not asking
for anything.

I'm telling you to take me
to my daughter!

Well, if that's what
you want.

Look, just for the record,
I'd like to ask you something.

You're not really here, right?

I mean, I saw you here earlier
with a pacifier in your mouth,

and now I see you here
in your Indian suit,

but it's all
in my imagination, right?

You don't really exist, right?

Right.

Thanks.

Dr. Hassenblatt?
Nurse Kelton.

I'd like to make
an appointment

for a complete psychiatric
examination, doctor.

Thanks for the rattle, Serena.

Oh, darling,
it was noth--

Sam, I've got--

Darrin!

You found her!

Who's that?

This is really getting
very dreary.

Well, one more time.

Why did you do that?

Oh, it's a long,
dull story, darling.

But don't worry,
they'll come and get him soon.

Ta-ta.

What was she talking about?

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[LAUGHS]

Not there.

I've tried to cure myself,
but once a practical joker,

always a practical joker,
I guess.

[LAUGHS]

If he promises

never to play any of his
practical jokes

in the hospital again,

will, uh, you just forget
the whole incident?

Okay, but only for two reasons.

What are they?

I like your wife.

What's the other?

I'm so relieved
to find that

you're the fruitcake
and not me.

[LAUGHS]

Nurse Kelton, you're a doll!

You've got one minute before
I throw you out of here.

KELTON:
And don't sit on the bed!

Now, darling,
would you mind telling me

what happened to you today?

Honey, it would be
impossible in one minute.

Well, did you find
your daughter in good health?

Oh, yes.
Tabatha's fine.

[IN UNISON]
Tabatha!

Yes.

After yelling
at you this morning,

I figure I owe you something.

Besides, she looks like
a Tabatha.

Oh, thank you.

Well, I'm sure you three
would like to be left alone.

You're leaving?

Well, one good turn
deserves another.

There. You see,
Mother isn't all bad.

Right, Tabatha?

[GASPS]

Darling, I think
she has my nose.

Sam, you mean...?

Ha, ha. No, no. I just mean
it looks like mine.

We'll have to wait to see
if she has any, uh--

Honey, you're a witch.

Can't you tell anything
just by looking at her?

Only that I love her.

Some witch.

Even I can tell that.

[COOING]

[♪♪♪]