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If we don't
come up with something
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on the Kingsley
potato-chip account,
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I may have to bring
Larry home tonight.
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That's all right.
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Two weeks, 12 hours a day,
and nothing.
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Where's my case?
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Here.
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I don't
understand it.
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I've never hit a dry spell
like this before.
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Well, you'll think
of something.
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I sure hope so.
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Well, better put a lot
of coffee on, just in case.
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Haven't you
forgotten something?
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Good.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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"A crunchy, tasty, crackling
good experience.
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Fit for the crown heads
of Europe."
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What do you think,
Larry?
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Who cares about
the crown heads of Europe?
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We're selling a product
as American as apple pie.
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"Kingsley's Potato Chips,
as American as apple pie."
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I got it.
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"Kingsley's Potato Chips
may be new and improved,
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but they're still a chip
off the old block."
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This from the man
who gave the world
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the Caldwell
Soup slogan.
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Pathetic.
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Larry, I've got it!
I've got it! Listen.
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"Other potato chips may be like
chips that pass in the night,
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"but Kingsley's
Potato Chips
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make you feel
like your chip just came in."
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How can you say
something like that
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with such enthusiasm?
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I always get enthusiastic
when I'm desperate.
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I've noticed that.
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Whenever you leap to your feet
and start to yell,
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I know it's gonna
be a bomb.
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Look, Darrin,
why don't we knock off
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and try again tonight
at your house?
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"Knock off a bag
of Kingsley's Potato Chips
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tonight
at your house."
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How 'bout that?
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Yeah. How 'bout that?
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I don't get it, Lar.
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My mind just isn't
functioning properly.
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Relax, Darrin,
you're trying too hard.
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You're all tensed up.
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You're right, Larry.
Even my brain feels clenched!
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All you need
is a few hours rest,
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and I'm sure that by tonight,
you'll be brimming over
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with, uh...great ideas.
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"Kingsley--"
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Shhh...
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Tonight.
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That idea of yours about
the costumes and crowns,
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that wasn't too bad.
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Well, what was it?
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I'm so punchy,
I can't remember.
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The royal court, playing
on the word "king."
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Huh?
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Kingsley Potato Chips!
King!
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Any luck?
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Nothing, honey.
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Can't you remember
what you said?
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I'm sorry, Larry.
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My brain just
isn't working.
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Oh, Larry.
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He's tired.
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If only you could get away
for a little while,
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take some
time off.
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Mm.
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Maybe that
would help.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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And I think I have
just the place.
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I own a little cabin
in the woods,
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a kind of a Catskill retreat.
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Sounds wonderful.
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Black?
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LARRY:
With sugar.
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It's quiet, it's empty,
it's yours.
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Darrin can take tomorrow off,
and you can spend three days
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right in the middle
of the most beautiful scenery
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that ever
took your breath away.
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What's the place like, Larry?
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Well, it's, uh,
kind of rustic.
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Thanks, Sam.
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I haven't had a chance
to get up there in, let's see...
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three years.
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As a matter of fact,
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it's up
for sale now.
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Oh?
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Is it really quiet?
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There isn't even a phone.
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What do you say?
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No, Larry. I can't goof off
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in the middle
of an assignment.
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You're no good to me
like this.
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Miserable, sleepy, grumpy.
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I get enough of that
at home.
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Put it out
of your mind, Larry.
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There's nothing
you can do or say
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that'll make me go.
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You're fired.
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I'll go.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, it's, uh, quite
something, isn't it?
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[CHUCKLES]
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It certainly is.
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Rustic, dignified...
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Did you ever see anything
with so much...charm?
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And such
downright...character.
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Well...
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maybe it's better inside.
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Oh, my stars!
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[RATTLING]
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[EXHALES]
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[FLOOR CREAKING]
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Oh, honey,
watch where you step.
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You better
stay there.
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[EXHALES]
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[RUMBLING]
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Well, here we are.
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Hovel, sweet hovel.
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How could Larry do this to us?
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So I didn't come up
with an idea.
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Is that any reason to send us
into penal servitude?
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Darrin...
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Mmm?
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Darrin.
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I...
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No.
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Oh, but, Darrin--
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No, Sam. No magic.
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Look, honey, we can't
use your witchcraft
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every time we get
into trouble.
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There's something
unnatural about it.
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You understand,
don't you?
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Oh! Honey!
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Oh, boy.
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That's all we need.
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Sweetheart...
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may I make
an un-magical suggestion?
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Please do.
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Let's go home.
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Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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We better check on
what the roads are like
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around here
when it rains.
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Remember, Larry said
no telephone.
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Honey, we'll just
have to chance it.
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Well, I'm game.
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I mean, even if the roads
are slippery and muddy,
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they can't
hold us up too long.
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And the chances of getting hit
by lightning are,
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well, extremely slim.
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And I suppose if the bridges
are washed out,
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it really won't--
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Okay, all right,
okay.
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Make your phone.
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Thank you.
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Operator, I'd like a road report
please, can you connect me?
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[QUIETLY]
Sam.
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Ah. Mm-hmm.
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What was that?
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That was bad news.
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It seems like
the roads around here
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wash out when there's
a sun shower.
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Honey, I don't want
to chance it.
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Not in your condition.
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Brrr.
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Are you cold?
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Oh, well, a fire
would be nice.
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Well...
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Sam...
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does it make you
feel guilty to know
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that at this very moment,
the Boy Scouts of America
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are trying to do that same trick
with sticks and stones?
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Oh, so that's how they do it.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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My, isn't that
beautiful?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's the perfect time
for a little redecorating.
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Time for what?
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Take that silly old chair.
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There!
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That's better.
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Sam!
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You're right, sweetheart.
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I shouldn't
be doing it this way.
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You certainly shouldn't.
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I should just
do it all at once.
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That's not what I meant.
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Now, Darrin. You're
tired and overworked.
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And you really need
this little vacation.
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Oh, you don't want to
spend it in a--
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In a dreary, dilapidated
old shack, do you?
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Honey, I don't care about me,
I'm worried about you.
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Oh?
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Okay.
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You talked me into it.
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[MELLOW JAZZ PLAYING]
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Well!
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Uh-huh!
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[CHUCKLES]
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I guess a mother-to-be
deserves some privileges.
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How about
a father-to-be?
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Awww...
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It's pretty hard to put
anything over on you, isn't it?
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Then how come
you do it so often?
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[♪♪♪]
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Mr. Tate?
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Yes.
How do you do?
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How do you do?
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We're Mr.
and Mrs. MacBain.
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We've come in reply
to your ad.
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Ad?
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Concerning
your cottage.
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Oh. Oh, that ad!
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[LAUGHS]
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I'd almost forgotten it.
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It's been listed for so long.
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We just
got married, and...
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And we need a place
in the country.
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Don't we, Charles?
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We sure do, honey.
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We're going to be up
that way tomorrow.
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Is it all right if we have
a look at it, Mr. Tate?
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Of course.
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Oh! At the moment,
some friends of mine are there,
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but I'm sure they wouldn't mind
showing you through.
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We'd appreciate it,
Mr. Tate.
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From your
description of it,
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it sounds like just
what we've been looking for.
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Well, to be honest with you,
it might need a little work.
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You don't have
to sell us on it, Mr. Tate.
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For the money
you're asking,
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we don't expect
Buckingham Palace.
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Well, it has great potential.
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I'm sure anyone with talent
could work wonders with it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Whee!
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What a beautiful morning.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,167
Sam!
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Ooh, there's no lock
on the door.
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I wonder if it's all right to
leave it open while we're gone.
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Oh, well, Darrin,
would you like me to...?
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Never mind.
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Okay.
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I guess I've used up my quota
of witchcraft for the weekend.
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00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,290
For the weekend?
For the whole year!
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00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,261
[♪♪♪]
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00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,473
Well...
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00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,574
Mr. Tate was right.
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It's no
Buckingham Palace.
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00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,811
Who wants
Buckingham Palace?
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I adore it.
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00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,714
So do I.
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Come on.
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00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,999
They don't seem
to be home.
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Try the door.
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Oh, Charles!
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It-- It's beautiful!
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It's just what we've
been dreaming about!
268
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,280
You wouldn't believe it
from the outside.
269
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,282
Oh, look at
these curtains.
270
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,217
Nice bar.
271
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,752
Oh, and the fireplace!
272
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:08,987
Neat bar!
273
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,989
Did you ever see
such exquisite furniture?
274
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,390
Would you like
a drink?
275
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,693
You get on that phone to
Mr. Tate, Charles, this minute.
276
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,533
You're calling from the cabin?
277
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,501
You will?
278
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,937
At the listed price?
279
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,439
Don't you even want
to quibble about it?
280
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,244
He wants
$1000 down, honey.
281
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,714
I think $1000 down
would be fine, Mr. Tate.
282
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,916
Then it's a deal.
283
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,651
TATE:
I'll have the papers drawn up.
284
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,819
Thank you, Mr. Tate.
285
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,754
My pleasure.
286
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,392
Oh, you must be
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
287
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,627
Welcome to our new home.
288
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,995
New...
289
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:51,996
What?
290
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,165
Home. We just bought it.
291
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,568
Lock, stock
and barrel.
292
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,903
Bought?
293
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,639
Lock, stock and barrel?
294
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,775
That's what I said.
295
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:04,976
Didn't I, Charles?
296
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,311
You sure did, honey.
297
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,515
[♪♪♪]
298
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,587
[♪♪♪]
299
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,655
[WHISPERS]
Sam, we can't let them.
300
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,390
You don't have
to whisper, Darrin.
301
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,392
They're outside,
looking at the grounds.
302
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,762
Sam, we've got to
get out of this.
303
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,064
Got to?
304
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,198
Got to!
305
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,600
We can't allow
that young couple
306
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,035
to spend their hard-earned
savings on this...
307
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,203
This dump.
308
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,338
Why?
309
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,939
We'll leave it
just as it is.
310
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,408
Honey, that's dishonest!
311
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,943
This isn't Larry's cabin.
312
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,478
This is witchcraft!
313
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,381
But they'd enjoy it so much.
314
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,016
Honey, turn it back.
315
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,317
Well...
316
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,020
Sam! Turn it back,
and let's get outta here!
317
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,356
Okay.
318
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,624
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
319
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,526
Yes?
320
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,795
It's too divine
to be true.
321
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,464
Yes, isn't it?
322
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,333
Charles thinks he's died
and gone to heaven.
323
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,103
Well, that's one
way out.
324
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,540
Uh, don't you think you're
being just a trifle hasty?
325
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,244
I mean, things aren't
always what they seem.
326
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,079
There are
certain drawbacks.
327
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,180
Such as?
328
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,449
Uh, well...
329
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,218
the, uh...
330
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,653
The cross-ventilation.
331
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:24,055
It's, uh...broken.
332
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:27,725
Mrs. Stephens, have you
ever had a sinus condition?
333
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,727
Why, no, I...
334
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,062
Well,
Charles has.
335
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,430
Awww...
336
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,599
And the doctor says
it won't get better
337
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,502
unless Charles can be where
he can get plenty of fresh air.
338
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,238
Must it be this air?
339
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,807
Well, the night Charles'
doctor said that,
340
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,276
I had a dream...
341
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,078
a little cottage
in the country.
342
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,014
And it was
so beautiful.
343
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,582
It was so real,
that...
344
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,686
Well, when I woke up,
I said to Charles,
345
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,789
"Charles, that's
the one I want."
346
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,358
Ever since then,
we've been looking.
347
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,428
For months and months.
We've seen hundreds of places.
348
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,731
And not until we saw
this one here that...
349
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,133
Did I see anything
that remotely resembled
350
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,336
the cottage of my dream.
351
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,772
Come on, Charles.
352
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,240
Where are you going?
353
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,408
Back to the city.
354
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,043
You changed your mind?
355
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,545
We're going to pack.
356
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,314
As soon as you're ready
to leave, we're moving in.
357
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,483
[♪♪♪]
358
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,922
Darrin, I can't do it.
359
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,558
Honey, this house
is built by witchcraft.
360
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,661
It's the only one
of its kind.
361
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,596
Now, you don't want
poor Charles
362
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,399
searching forever
with his sinuses.
363
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,267
Why don't we just
leave it the way it is?
364
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,169
What possible harm
could it do?
365
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,704
Every time you say that,
366
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,740
I feel like taking out
accident insurance.
367
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,943
Okay, I'll call Fred Hinkle
in the morning.
368
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:52,977
Who's Fred Hinkle?
369
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,579
My insurance agent.
370
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,314
[♪♪♪]
371
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,987
For Mr. and Mrs. Charles
MacBain.
372
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,989
Oh, the young couple
that were here yesterday.
373
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:08,826
Yes, they telephoned from
the cabin this afternoon.
374
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,562
Strange they went for
that price so quickly.
375
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,064
I asked for a couple
of thousand
376
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,399
more than I expected
to get.
377
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,035
Oh, don't write that,
Miss Thatcher.
378
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,936
Write this:
379
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,638
"Please draw up
the said contract
380
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,973
"as quickly as possible.
381
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,709
Yours very truly,
et cetera, et cetera."
382
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,843
Just type that up,
383
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,378
and then you can go,
Miss Thatcher.
384
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,579
Thank you.
385
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,018
[♪♪♪]
386
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,855
There's no phone in that cabin.
387
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,192
That everything?
388
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,360
I think so.
389
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,630
Shhh.
390
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,031
What is it?
391
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,802
Isn't that
Larry's car?
392
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,136
It sure is!
393
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,005
Well, we can't
let him see the cabin
394
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,306
when it's not looking
a mess.
395
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,407
Turn it back!
396
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,675
[♪♪♪]
397
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,580
I can't believe it.
398
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,850
How could this place deteriorate
so much in three years?
399
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,753
Well, it, uh, has
a lot of potential.
400
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,521
I can't believe
you spent the night here.
401
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,757
Oh, it wasn't so bad.
402
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,725
Sam fixed it up
a little.
403
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,527
Fixed it up?
404
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,096
Yeah, it looked
pretty bad before.
405
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,363
Oh, it was a mess.
406
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,199
But can you imagine
what it would look like
407
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,568
with a few authentic
early-American pieces around?
408
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,270
Sure. It'd be the best
furnished, dilapidated shack
409
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,605
in the country.
410
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,807
LARRY:
Why would the MacBains
want this place?
411
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,908
[CAR ARRIVES]
412
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,411
Maybe they're
con artists.
413
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,413
Do you suppose there's
oil on this property?
414
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,883
Darrin...
415
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,251
What, honey?
416
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,252
I'll be right back.
417
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,154
[♪♪♪]
418
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,259
Hi, there.
419
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,760
Hi!
Hi!
420
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,996
Well, ya see?
It's still there.
421
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,097
Still there?
422
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,699
Oh, when we got home
last night,
423
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,701
I had to keep convincing
myself it was real
424
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,703
and not just
some magical dream.
425
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,271
[LAUGHS]
426
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,607
Alice still believes
in fairy tales
427
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,708
with happy endings.
428
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,776
Well, I'll do my best.
429
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,111
I beg your pardon?
430
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,846
Nothing.
431
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,481
I'm afraid
you're a little early.
432
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,683
Oh, that's okay. We'll just
sit in the living room
433
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,951
and drink up
the atmosphere.
434
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,820
I'll get it.
435
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,257
I still
can't believe it.
436
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,000
Well, welcome, landowners.
437
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,735
Such as it is.
438
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,802
Mr. Tate...
439
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,071
I hope you haven't
changed your mind.
440
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,640
Well, no.
441
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,807
Haven't you?
442
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,242
Why should we?
443
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,211
It's just as beautiful
as ever.
444
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,312
Beautiful?
445
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,415
I'm just crazy
about Early-American.
446
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,585
You sure have a good eye
for decorating, Mr. Tate.
447
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,053
I do?
448
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:53,257
There's such an air of...
enchantment about this place.
449
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,892
I can't explain it.
450
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,495
Uh, don't try.
451
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,863
Please, don't try.
452
00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,931
Enchantment?
453
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,132
This pile of rubble?
454
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,634
To you, Mr. Tate,
455
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,503
a man in your position,
456
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,040
this may certainly seem
like a pile of rubble.
457
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,542
But to Charles
and me, it's...
458
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,444
Well, it is
Buckingham Palace.
459
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,650
And to think it's all ours
for only $5000.
460
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,386
$5000?!
461
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,988
Oh, Larry,
462
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:24,989
I'm surprised at you.
463
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,624
Just look at this place!
464
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,858
Sam!
465
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,859
ALICE:
I'll admit,
466
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,828
it wasn't easy
raising the money.
467
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,030
Here's our check
for the down payment.
468
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,732
A thousand dollars.
469
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,234
Tsk-tsk-tsk.
470
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,736
Five thousand dollars.
471
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,473
Well, we realize
it's worth a lot more.
472
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,841
Do you, Larry?
473
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,044
You're right, Samantha.
474
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,214
I can't let you have it.
475
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,917
Well...why?
476
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,318
It's a question of sleeping.
477
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,154
But the bed looks
extremely comfortable.
478
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,290
It's not your sleep
I'm worried about.
479
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,691
It's mine.
480
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,293
I don't
understand.
481
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,629
We want
this place.
482
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,866
All right.
483
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:12,036
But at my price.
484
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,772
A-and that is?
485
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,274
This.
486
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,409
The down payment?!
487
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,777
Paid in full.
488
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,245
[GASPS]
489
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,780
A thousand dollars?
490
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,749
You son of a gun.
491
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,692
I hope those kids
will be happy.
492
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,227
They looked happy to me.
493
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,529
You did a wonderful thing
for them, Larry.
494
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:42,033
Well, I suppose beauty
is in the eye of the beholder.
495
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,473
You know...
496
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,776
you're going to think
I'm crazy...
497
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,111
but there was a time
when that terrible old cabin
498
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,446
looked beautiful to me too.
499
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,227
[♪♪♪]
500
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:27,411
I can't get over the look
on that young couple's faces.
501
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,747
You know, there are times
when being a witch
502
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,981
can be very satisfying.
503
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:33,451
Well, don't
get carried away.
504
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,619
I meant it when I said,
"No more spells."
505
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,455
I promise.
506
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,123
Under any circumstances?
507
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,324
Well...
508
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,059
Sam!
509
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,894
Under any circumstances.
510
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,162
Good.
511
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,498
You know, it's just
a matter of willpower...
512
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,767
self-control...
513
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,068
And I--
514
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,169
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
515
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,138
What's the matter?
516
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,306
I don't know.
517
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,178
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
518
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,648
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
519
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,083
[SIGHS]
520
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,418
I can't understand it.
521
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,920
I had the car checked
just before we left.
522
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,257
Does that little needle
pointing to E mean anything?
523
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,961
Yes. It means I forgot
to get gas.
524
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,730
The last station's
about six miles back.
525
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,298
That's a long walk.
526
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,867
It certainly is.
527
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,203
Really is raining out there.
528
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,805
Pouring!
529
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,141
Sam...
530
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:31,475
What?
531
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,279
Sam...
532
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:36,414
uh, would you...?
533
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,748
You know.
534
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,116
Darrin!
535
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,117
You said--
536
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,986
I know what I said,
but this is...
537
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,788
This is an emergency.
538
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,757
Under no circumstances,
you said.
539
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,993
Sam, this is no time
to split hairs.
540
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,561
Oh, is that what I was doing?
541
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,163
Yes.
542
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,000
Honey, couldn't you make
this one exception?
543
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,602
I promised no more spells.
544
00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,804
Sam!
545
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,773
Would half a spell do?
546
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,575
Half a spell?
547
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,948
Now try it.
548
00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:13,384
All right.
549
00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,719
[ENGINE TURNS]
550
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,090
Half a tank of gas!
551
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,326
Now, what were you saying
about self-control?
552
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,096
Well...nobody's perfect.
553
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,331
Not even me.
554
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,034
Shall we say...
555
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,771
there are times when being
a witch can be very satisfying.
556
00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,245
[♪♪♪]
557
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,585
[♪♪♪]
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