All language subtitles for Bewitched S02E13 My Boss, the Teddy Bear 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

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You were up early
this morning, huh?

What were you doing
in the den?

Darrin?

Hm?

Oh! I'm sorry,
honey.

Oh, just what
I need.

Ketchup with
my oatmeal.

Big day today,
sweetheart?

Good.

Have a nice time.

I have a feeling
I'm not getting through to you.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm worried
about a presentation

I have to make
to a client today.

Problems with the campaign?

Well, with a little bit of work,
it could be mediocre.

[GIGGLES]

Can't you postpone
the meeting?

Mm-mmm.

He's only in town
for one day.

I even got up
early today

to try to come up with
some new ideas for his product.

Oh, honey--

That's it!

What?

Honey.
That's the product.

Sorry.

Your cousin Miranda
is going to get married,

and we're going
to the wedding,

so be ready
to leave tonight.

Don't you ever
say hello?

You'll enjoy a vacation
from this suburban prison.

Mother, I can't go.

The Tates are coming
for dinner tonight.

And anyway, I couldn't
leave Darrin alone.

You know, Samantha,

your devotion to that mortal
is absolutely pathetic.

Well, I suppose we could
drag him along.

Show him how
the elite live.

Oh, I don't think so,
Mother.

Besides,
Darrin is very busy.

And I--
Derwood,

we're all going
to a wedding.

So you
better arrange

to take
two days off

from whatever
it is you do.

Don't you ever
say hello?

Darrin,

you think you could get
a couple of days off?

I'm afraid not, honey.

I'm snowed under with work.

I'm sure Larry
wouldn't let me off.

Oh, I can take care
of that.

Oh? How?

Well, I'll simply
turn Mr. Tate

into an inanimate object
for two days.

He'll never know
you've gone away.

Mother!

Oh, well, it was
just an idea.

Let's keep it that way.

I'm afraid you'll just have
to count us out, Endora.

Oh, don't give up
so easily.

[CHUCKLES]

I don't!

You know the trouble
with your mother?

Hm.

She's here today
and here tomorrow.

See you tonight.

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Endora!

What a coincidence
seeing you here.

Well, let's say
a surprise.

A very pleasant one,
I hope.

Well, I've never had a day
spoiled by an attractive woman.

Oh, Mr. Tate.

As a matter of fact,

I've often told Darrin
he should be glad

he has such a charming
mother-in-law.

You should meet
Louise's mother.

A real witch.

Well, it happens
in the best of families.

I'm glad that we happened
to meet, Mr. Tate.

I wanted to ask
a favor of you.

Well, fire away.

I'd like to take Samantha
and her husband out of town

to attend a very special
family function.

I'd really
appreciate it

if you could spare him
from the office for, uh...

two days.

Well, if it means that much
to you, of course I can.

Oh, thank you.

I'll try to repay
you sometime.

Oh, that won't
be necessary.

Well, I'm afraid
I'll have to run.

Oh?

I was hoping to pick up
a teddy bear for my son,

but they're all
out of them.

Well, there seem
to be plenty around.

Oh, no.

I need one
like this.

It nods its head
when you press its toe.

This was taken
with my son.

Oh, he has
lovely brown eyes.

Oh, he was very fond
of that teddy bear.

So fond,
that last night

it finally disintegrated
under the constant affection.

How sweet.

I promised him I'd get him
another one just like it.

Well, if I happen to run
across one, I'll let you know.

Thank you.

Nice seeing you,
Endora.

Thank you.

Goodbye,
Mr. Tate.

Bye-bye.

Is Mr. Tate
in?

Oh, no,
I'm sorry.

He's out.

When do you
expect him?

I doubt if he'll
be back today.

He has a number
of calls to make.

Can I help you?

Yes.

I'd like to send this
to Mrs. Tate

with my compliments.

Oh, isn't he cute.

What is your name, please?

Endora.

Endora.

And your last name?

Betty, do you have the charts
on the Harper account?

Oh, right here,
Mr. Stephens.

Oh, I'll
get them.

You know, a psychiatrist
could cure you

of an attachment
like that.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, it isn't mine.

It's a gift
for Mrs. Tate.

Hm. It's an unusual gift.

Well, the lady
who delivered it

wasn't exactly
the run-of-the-mill either.

Very striking,
with red hair.

Odd name too.

Idora...

or Andora...

Endora?

That's right, Endora.

What did she say?

She told me to send
this to Mrs. Tate

with her compliments.

Let me have that.

Kind of cute,
isn't he?

It's easy to see
how people

can become so attached
to inanimate objects.

Oh, she couldn't.

A lot of other things,
but not this.

Are you all right,
Mr. Stephens?

Have, um...?

Have you seen
Mr. Tate today?

No. He was supposed to phone,
but I haven't heard a word.

Well, I better put this
in a box, and--

No. I'll--
I'll keep him.

What?

I'll take care
of it.

Gee, I don't know,
Mr. Stephens.

I was supposed to send it
to his home.

I don't want Mr. Tate
to get mad at me.

You know what a bear
he can be.

Betty, that's
not funny.

Did I say
something wrong?

No, of course not.

Just let us have
a few minutes alone.

I mean, will you excuse us?

Me?

Sure, Mr. Stephens.

Sure.

Larry?

Larry,
is that you?

Larry, is it you?

Did Endora turn you
into a teddy bear?

Larry, nod your head
if you understand.

Oh!

Larry.

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING STOPS]

Mother, will you
stop playing games?

I can't talk with
that infernal din.

Now, start packing,
Samantha.

You're leaving
tomorrow.

I told you, Larry will
not let Darrin go.

But I saw Mr. Tate,

and everything's
taken care of.

Mother--

I can't
stay now.

I'll be
back soon.

I'm off to get
a new wardrobe.

Wait!

[PHONE RINGS]

Hold along, Lar.
Don't give up the ship.

Hello, Sam?

Have you seen your mother?

Yes.

She just left. Why?

Did she say anything
about Larry?

Well, she said something
about having seen him

and having taken care
of everything.

Taken care of everything?

I don't really know what
she was talking about.

Have you seen Larry?

I'm holding him
in my arms.

Oh, well, then ask him--

What?

Sam, she did it!

She did it!

Put Larry in your arms?

She turned him into
a teddy bear.

A teddy bear?

Darrin, are you sure?

Don't you think I know
a teddy bear when I see one?

Oh, this is terrible.

Sam, you have to get
ahold of her.

She has to take
this spell off.

Oh, but, Darrin,
I don't know where she is.

She went on
a shopping spree.

We'll just have to wait
till she gets back.

Well, what am I supposed
to do in the meantime?

Look, darling,

j-just keep him warm
a-and let him know you care,

that is,

you're trying to do something
about his, uh...

condition.

Try not to worry too much.

I'll phone you as soon
as mother shows up.

All right, sweetheart.

Well, Lar,

you certainly
look warm enough.

And you heard
what Sam said.

We'll have you back
to normal in no time.

You understand?

Do...you...understand?

Larry, you have every right
to be sore at me,

but at least
speak to me.

Are you
kidding?

You spoke!

You spoke to me!

Hardly,

I think he's in hibernation
this time of year.

I'm sorry,
Mr. Stephens.

Mr. Harper said he couldn't
wait any longer.

As you know, my time
is somewhat limited.

Yes, of course,
Mr. Harper.

Uh, thank you.

Thank you, Betty.

Nice to meet you,
Mr. Harper.

I think you met my assistant,
Ted Bertram,

last time
he was in town.

Yes, how are you,
Ted?

Nice to see you
again.

And this is
the young lady

who will help us
demonstrate our product.

Oh, we met outside.

Yes, we, uh,
certainly did.

Well, now that
we've all met,

won't you
sit down?

Oh, thank you.

Diane.

Now...

We, uh, haven't
met your friend.

Friend?

Mm-hmm.

Um, I guess
you're wondering

why I was talking
to this teddy bear.

Well, we all have
our hang-ups, Darrin.

Yes. Well, uh...

It's my hobby.

Ventriloquism.

I was practicing.

You must have
a very funny act.

Yes.

Uh, well, uh,
I'll just be a moment.

Doesn't look like
a ventriloquist's dummy.

Seems to be just
an ordinary teddy bear.

Well, I was only
using that to--

Don't hold him
like that!

All the blood will
rush to his head.
What?

Are his eyes bloodshot?

Ha! It's nice
to have a client

with a good sense
of humor. Huh?

I would like to call your
attention to the story-bear.

Board!

I'll have Diane read
the copy for you later.

But right now,

I would like to tell you
some of our ideas.

Our ideas?

Yes, Larry Tate's and mine.

I'm only interested in hearing
your ideas, Darrin.

You see we're a young,
progressive company.

And frankly, I think
Mr. Tate's ideas

are a bit too fuddy-duddy
for us.

Well, you're wrong, Mr. Harper.

You're dead wrong.

Er, uh, some of Larry Tate's
ideas are very creative.

I'd say brilliant.

Well, I'm sure
that Mr. Tate's work

is quite competent
in some areas, but not for us.

You see we're looking for
something fresh and imaginative.

And I find
that old-timers like Tate,

well, they're old hat. Stale.

Their ideas lack style.

And why are you doing that?

Doing what?

Could you please put down
that teddy bear?

It's rather distracting.

Here let me
hold him.

Aw.

He's so cute
and cuddly.

I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

Why?

He bites.
Uh, sheds!

Could we forget about
the teddy bear

and get on with
the presentation?

Of course.

[PHONE RINGS]

Excuse me.

Is that you, Sam?

The model's dress
is here!

Look, Betty, the only person
I want to speak to is my wife.

Excuse me.

I'll go change.

DARRIN: Will you please
keep the line open?

Thank you.

I'm sorry,
but, uh...

Where's Diane?

I think she went to change
into her costume.

What did she do
with Larry?

Larry?

Teddy! I mean
the teddy bear.

She took it into
the changing room with her.

She can't do that!

Darrin.

I've gotta get
that teddy bear back.

Ted, I don't want
to be an alarmist,

but I have a sinking feeling
that we're doing business

with a first-class fruitcake!

Diane!

DIANE:
Yes.

Have you got a teddy bear
in there with you?

Yes.
Why?

He can't stay
in there!

Give him to me!

Do you have to
have him right now?

I don't have
any clothes on.

Just get him
out of there!

Did you have
to do that?

Are you
all right?

No heartbeat.

Do you
hear anything?

Mr. Stephens, teddy bears
don't have heartbeats.

Look, can we get on
with this meeting?

Um, yes.

Certainly.
No!

Leave
the teddy bear.

You don't understand,
Mr. Harper.

He's sort of
a mascot.

Look, Mr. Stephens,

you don't need luck

to sell us this
campaign, do you?

No, of course not.

I'll take care of him,
Mr. Stephens.

All right, but see that you
don't let him out of your sight.

Sure,
Mr. Stephens.

Look, I'll put him right
in this drawer.

No!

You'll cut off
his air.

Put him right here
on the desk.

And don't
touch him.

Are you ready,

or do you want to get
into your Doctor Dentons?

The costume
is very nice, Diane.

Hi, Betty.

Is my husband in?

No, he's been
out all day, Mrs. Tate.

Oh. Well,
never mind, I'll...

Oh, no! Larry must've
bought one too.

I've been looking all over town
for one just like this,

and finally located one
half an hour ago.

Well, I was supposed to send
this to your house.

A lady named, um,

Endora said to send it to you
with her compliments.

Oh, how sweet of her!

I wonder how she knew
we were looking for one.

Cute, isn't he?

Yeah.

Well, we can't use
two of these.

He must have come from
Tippet's Toy Shop.

It's the only place in town
that has them in stock.

I told them to send the bear
I bought to our house,

so I'd better return this one.

We'll just treat
the other one as a gift.

Do you want me to give Mr. Tate
any message when he phones in?

Oh, no, I'll be busy
all day too.

Just tell him to meet me
at the Stephens' tonight.

All right,
Mrs. Tate.

Darrin,

why did you want me
to meet you here?

Louise returned Larry
to this store.

He's here
somewhere.

Take it easy.

We'll find him,
get him home.

And soon Mother
will be there,

and everything will
be back to normal.

Oh, no,
it won't.

Why not?

What do the words
"nervous breakdown" mean to you?

Awww.

Excuse me.

Did a brunette lady return
a teddy bear a little while ago?

Yes. Why?

Well, he's
a very special bear.

I mean, he has
great sentimental value.

Would you mind telling us
where you put him?

On the shelf
over there.

Thank you.

Don't worry,
darling.

We'll have him home
safe and sound in--

Mm.
Mm-hmm.

Can't you tell
which one's him?

Not a chance.

Honey, maybe you
can contact him.

After all,
you are a--

[WHISPERS]
A witch.

Larry.

Larry?

Which one of you
is Larry Tate?

Larry?

Larry!

Is that you,
Larry?

Lar.

Hey, Lar.
Give us a sign.

Larry.

Larry?

Look.

Darrin, that must
be him.

He nodded.

Lady...
Hm?

they all nod.

They do?

It's a button
in his toe.

Can you remember which one
the lady returned?

I'm sorry.

You sure?

Look, do you want to
make a purchase or not?

Uh, yes.

We'll take all
these teddy bears.

Mister, there are
24 teddy bears here.

I know.
We're having a picnic.

A teddy bears' picnic?

Honey, they all look
absolutely identical.

Isn't there any way we can
tell which one is Larry?

Hasn't he got a mole
or something?

Who notices moles?

Larry.

Darrin!

What?

Darrin, this must
be Larry.

How can
you tell?

He's the only one that doesn't
have "Made in Japan" on his--

Here.

And he doesn't have
this little tag either.

Ooh!

You're right.

It must be him.

Larry, are you
all right?

Listen, I better get these
out of the way,

so we don't get him
mixed up again.

Good idea.

I wish you wouldn't
keep staring at me

with those
unblinking eyes.

They're sort
of accusing.

Oh, darling,

I'm sure it's nothing
but your imagination.

Ha.

Bears don't
bear grudges.

At least I don't
think they do.

Are you sure
your mother

is the only one that
can reverse the spell?

I'm afraid so.

I suppose
I could try.

But not knowing
the spell,

there's no telling
what would happen.

And I'd hate to end up

with a live bear
in the living room.

This time
she did it.

This time
she really did it!

Well, Darwin.

Ready for your
afternoon nap?

You ought to be arrested
and locked up.

Don't you ever
say hello?

Do you know what
you could get

for turning a man
into a teddy bear?!

I have no idea.

But I can imagine

they'd have a hard time
finding a precedent.

You know what you are?

You're a childish,
irresponsible old witch!

Darrin, Darrin, now,
I know you're upset.

Upset?!

She turned my boss
into a teddy bear!

Just to satisfy
a selfish whim.

It's about time you thought of
somebody else besides yourself.

Are you quite through?

No, I'm not!

You better do
something about him!

Certainly.

So much
for your boss.

[WEAKLY]
She murdered him.

I don't
believe it.

Oh, mother
wouldn't.

Sam...

Sam, call a doctor.

A doctor?

Sam, call a doctor!

He may still
be alive.

Call a doctor before
he dies from...

loss of...stuffing.

Darrin, I can't believe

that mother would do
something like that.

How can you say that with
Larry all over the table?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I rang twice,
but nobody--

Hey, looks like you
had a little accident.

Is Larry
here yet?

Is something
the matter?

Um, matter?

No.

No, you just caught us
in the middle of something.

Do you want me to help
you clean up that mess?

We were just going to try
and put him back together.

Listen, forget it.

Whatever that was originally,
it's beyond repair now.

But I'll help you
clean it up th--

Hey, that
looks familiar.

Familiar?

Our little boy
has a teddy bear--

Sam, I can't stand
it any longer.

I have to tell her.

Darrin, Darrin,

I don't think you
should rush into this.

Sam, it's the only
decent thing to do.

Louise,
sit down.

But what
is this?

Louise,

these pitiful bits
of cotton and fuzz

are all that's left
of dear L--

Larry!

Larry!

What's the matter
with you, Darrin?

You act as though I'd just
returned from the dead.

Larry, is it
really you?

If it really is you,
nod your head.

Is he kidding?

Darrin, maybe you ought
to sit down.

He's had a hard day.

Well, it couldn't have been
any worse than my day.

How do you mean?

Oh, you know.

One meeting
after another.

Hi, Louise.

Who knocked the stuffing
out of that teddy bear?

Oh, it's a long story.

Well, he looks
like I feel.

I think we could all use
a little drink before dinner,

don't you?
Hear, hear.

Don't you?

By all means.

Eat drink
and be merry,

but tomorrow

I apologize
to your mother.

I think mother accepted
your apology rather graciously,

don't you?

Yes.

Although I did have a little
trouble getting to my feet

after being in that kneeling
position for so long.

Well, the only problem
we have now

is what to do
with 23 teddy bears.

That is not the only problem.

I'd also like to convince
Larry and Mr. Harper

that just because I bought
24 teddy bears--

Twenty-four teddy bears.

All nodding yes!

Twenty-four teddy bears
all nodding yes?

Don't you see?
Bears, honey?

Twenty-four teddy bears
all nodding yes

to a jar of Harper's honey.

Oh.

I might be able
to get him

before he leaves
for the airport.

At least it'll
be a good excuse

for me being so
preoccupied with bears.

Mr. Harper,
please.

He has?

He just left
three minutes ago.

Are you absolutely sure
he checked out of the hotel?

He is?

Great.

I just got
a lucky break.

He's coming back
into the hotel?

He's heading back
to the desk right--

How did you
know that?

Would you believe me if
I said it was intuition?

Of course.

But just this once.

Hello,
Mr. Harper!

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