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[HUMMING]
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Oh!
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Hey, Abner!
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Abner, come here quick.
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How about that?
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Kind of funny,
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people like that going
into the Stephens' house.
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They look normal to me.
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That's what's funny about it!
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Wally!
Margaret!
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What a surprise!
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How are you, Samantha?
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Wally, what a silly question.
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Need you ask?
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Oh, hey, congratulations!
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Oh, thank you.
We're very happy about it.
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Do come in.
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Don't tell me
this is Merle.
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Yeah, it's me.
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How I've grown, right?
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Right.
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Uh, sit down, sit down.
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Why don't you
have some coffee.
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Oh, no. We'd love to,
but, uh,
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we're really in
a terrible hurry.
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Oh, no, no.
I haven't seen you for ages.
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Merle, how about you?
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Would you like some cake?
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Gee, yeah.
Do you have chocolate?
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Mm-hm. Kitchen's right in there,
just help yourself.
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Well, he did that
very well.
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He's learning.
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[♪♪♪]
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Too bad you don't like
chocolate, Merle.
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It's delicious!
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What brings you
to this part of the world?
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Didn't Endora tell you?
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Tell me what?
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Oh, ho, great.
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What's the matter?
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Well, Wally and I have to attend
an important conclave in London.
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All our usual sitters
fell through,
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and we didn't know
what to do, so--
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Well, luckily, we bumped
into Endora.
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We'd never have thought
of asking you, but she said
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you wouldn't mind.
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Mind what?
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She said you wouldn't mind
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taking care of Merle
while we were gone.
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Oh, it isn't that. It's--
Uh... It's my husband.
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He doesn't like kids?
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Oh, no, no, no.
He loves them.
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It's just that--
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Well, Darrin's had some
rather nasty experiences
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with my friends
and relatives and...
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he's been working so hard
lately, I hate to--
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Well, he's mortal,
you know.
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Yes, Endora told us.
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Well, that shouldn't be
a problem.
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Merle can pass for a mortal,
can't you, Merle?
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Sure, Mom.
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Will you promise not to do any
magic in front of Mr. Stephens?
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Okay.
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Well, in that case, I--
I guess it's all right.
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Thanks, Samantha.
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I'm sure he'll be
no trouble.
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He's got a lot
of studying to do.
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Oh, what are you
working on now, Merle?
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Elementary spells
and incantations.
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You're not to help him,
Samantha.
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Oh, don't worry,
I won't.
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Thanks again, Samantha.
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We really appreciate it.
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And, uh, you behave yourself
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and do everything
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens tells you.
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Give Mother a kiss.
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Aw, Mom.
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Well, we'd better take off.
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See you tomorrow.
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So long, Mom.
So long, Dad.
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Have a good time.
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All right, Merle,
I'll show you your room.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Uh-huh.
That's Gladys Kravitz.
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Hey!
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Can you see through walls?
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I can't seem to get
the hang of it.
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No magic involved, Merle.
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I just know from the knock
and the timing.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
What a surprise.
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I came over for a snoop of--
A scoop of sugar.
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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No, no.
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Oh, hi, young man.
Hi.
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This is Merle.
He's come to spend a day or two.
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Oh, did your parents bring you?
I'd be pleased to meet them.
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They've already left.
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Oh, they couldn't.
I was watching.
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I mean, are you sure
they're not still here?
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Positive.
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They went
through the roof.
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They went through
the roof?
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Mrs. Kravitz, would you like
your sugar?
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No.
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No, no. I've got
plenty at home, thanks.
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Hey, she's pretty weird,
even for a mortal.
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Oh, no, Larry.
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You paid last Saturday.
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No, no, you did.
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No, I'm sure you did, Larry.
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All right, I'll toss you
for it.
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Loser pays.
Okay.
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All right, call it.
Heads!
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I don't see it. It must have
rolled under the bar.
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Well, it was your 50 cents,
so I'll pay.
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DARRIN:
What time do you want us there
tomorrow night?
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LARRY:
Oh, about 8:30.
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Louise is getting a little
touchy about her birthdays.
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But she always likes
to see you and Sam.
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[CLINKS]
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I guess this is yours.
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Thanks.
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It was heads.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I want to show you
the necklace I got
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for Louise's birthday.
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Hey, that's beautiful.
Does she know about it?
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No, I just got it today, so she
hasn't had a chance to find it.
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You know,
she always snoops around.
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So that by the time
I give her her present,
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it's never a surprise.
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I've got it!
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Darrin, would you keep this
for me until tomorrow night?
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I'll be glad to.
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Thank you.
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[♪♪♪]
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Anybody home?
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Yeah!
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Hi, I'm Merle Brocken,
Mr. Stephens.
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Well, glad to know you,
Merle.
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Hi, darling.
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I, uh, see the two of you
have met.
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Yes.
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Merle's gonna be with us
for a while.
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He is?
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His parents had to go away
overnight,
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and they wanted to know
if Merle could stay here, okay?
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Uh, fine.
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New family in the neighborhood?
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You might say that.
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I did say that.
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So you did.
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Uh, Merle,
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why don't you run
outside and play for a while.
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You mean, you want me
to have fun?
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That's the general idea.
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Whatever you say,
Mrs. Stephens.
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It's a pity he didn't bring
any toys with him.
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Seems like a nice kid.
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Well, what's that?
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It's a necklace Larry bought
for Louise's birthday.
Oh?
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He asked me to keep it for him
till tomorrow.
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Honey? Hmm?
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You sure you don't mind
Merle's being here?
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Why should I mind?
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He seems like a nice,
normal little boy.
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Hey, sonny!
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Yes, ma'am?
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Water just came out
your ears.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, how do you
explain that?
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I was in swimming
yesterday.
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I see.
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How do you like staying
with the Stephenses?
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Oh, they're real nice people.
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Did you notice anything
strange about them?
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No.
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Excuse me. I'm supposed
to be having fun.
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Hi, Merle.
You weren't out very long.
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There wasn't anybody
to play with.
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Oh.
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Well, you want to play catch
with me?
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I don't know how.
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Didn't your father
ever teach you?
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No. He's traveling
all the time.
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Well, come on.
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I think I can make a ball player
out of you before supper.
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See? Pops right in there.
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Now, don't be afraid
to throw the ball
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just as hard as you can.
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I'm sure you'll catch on
pretty quick.
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Well, let's toss it
around a bit.
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Bat there. Why don't you
stand over here,
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and I'll go on down
the road a piece.
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Okay, it's comin' in.
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Good catch.
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Okay, now let's have it.
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Burn one in here, Merle.
Burn one in. Let's have it, boy.
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Let me have it.
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Uh, did you say you, uh...?
You never played before?
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That's right, Mr. Stephens.
But it's not so hard to do.
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Oh.
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Well, let's see how you can
do with the bat.
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Why don't you pick it up
and I'll pitch you a few.
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Okay, Mr. Stephens.
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Now, don't be disappointed if
you miss the first couple, okay?
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You set?
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Here you go.
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Is that what you wanted
me to do, Mr. Stephens?
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Did you ever think about
being a ball player?
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No. What for?
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Well, a lot of kids dream about
being in the major leagues.
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You could be.
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I suppose so.
but I don't really want to be.
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Well, what do you
want to do?
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I want to be
like my father.
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Well, I can't argue
with that.
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[SCREAMS]
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Oooh!
Abner!
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Abner!
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The kid from across the street
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broke our window
with his baseball!
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Abner!
Abner!
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Is this the one he broke?
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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Gladys, you must have your
contact lenses reversed.
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What are you reading, Merle?
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That book about space travel
you had on the shelf.
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The one over there,
where you hid the necklace.
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I didn't know
that was a funny book.
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Oh, it's not meant to be,
but it is.
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Look at this one!
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Oh, boy!
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Eat your dinner.
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No, thanks.
I don't like meat loaf.
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Well, unfortunately,
Merle,
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this is not a restaurant.
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And meat loaf is all we have
on the menu tonight.
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I didn't think it was
a restaurant, sir.
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Well, put the book aside
and eat.
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This is a dining room,
not a library.
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I didn't think
it was a library either, sir.
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Merle, in this house,
when someone reads,
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they read in the other room.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you very much.
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That's a very hard boy
to criticize.
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He's so polite.
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Oh, I wouldn't criticize him,
darling.
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Why not?
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Well...
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Honey, a little constructive
criticism never hurt anyone.
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Well, he's only going to be
here overnight.
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Sam, that's not the point.
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While he is here,
I expect him to behave
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like any other
well-mannered boy.
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Mm. He's very well-mannered.
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Why don't you finish your
dinner and forget about it.
259
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,351
All right.
260
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,449
DOLL:
Mama. Mama.
261
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,183
I got it!
I got it!
262
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,187
Hi, Merle.
263
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,288
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
264
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,993
Merle, I'd like to have
a little talk with you.
265
00:14:56,630 --> 00:15:00,431
You know, it's through
the little things in life
266
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,200
that we learn about
the big things.
267
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,469
Now take, for instance,
that meat loaf...
268
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,873
Merle, what's that?
269
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,141
It's really a hairbrush.
270
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,977
Let's not have
any games, Merle.
271
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,413
I happen to know you didn't
bring any toys with you.
272
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,483
Now, did you, uh,
just happen to find that
273
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,717
in some other boy's yard?
274
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,486
No! It's mine!
275
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,957
Merle, I'm sure
you think it's yours,
276
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,761
but until I'm sure, um,
I'd better take charge of it.
277
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,697
[DARRIN YELLS]
278
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,234
What happened?
279
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,003
He tried to take my fire truck
that I made out of a hairbrush,
280
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,338
so I stopped him.
281
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,906
Is he a--?
282
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,141
A--? A--?
283
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,809
Yes.
284
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:49,714
A plain, simple, ordinary,
everyday little warlock.
285
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,287
[♪♪♪]
286
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,361
A warlock?!
287
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,896
Sam, why didn't you tell me?
288
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,364
I didn't want to make
you nervous.
289
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,866
Oh, fine. Next time,
just blurt it out, huh?
290
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,802
Well, now darling,
it was an emergency.
291
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,504
I wouldn't ordinarily have done
this without asking you first.
292
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,174
But it was only for overnight,
and I didn't expect any trouble.
293
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,242
Sam, I like surprises
as much as the next fellow,
294
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,243
but this is--
295
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,979
I am furious with you.
296
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,680
You promised no witchcraft.
297
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,349
First, you misbehaved
at the table,
298
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,650
and then you misbehaved here.
299
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,286
Misbehaved? He--
He darn near electrocuted me!
300
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,355
Well, he tried to take
my fire engine.
301
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,623
And I don't like
meat loaf.
302
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,624
March!
303
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,194
March!
304
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,032
Come on, darling.
305
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,010
Eat!
306
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,314
First time I ever saw
a meat loaf
307
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,216
with strawberry
and whipped cream.
308
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,217
Merle!
309
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,155
Meat loaf!
310
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,523
That's right.
311
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,925
Next stop, spinach!
The whole plateful!
312
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,061
I think you're outclassed,
Merle.
313
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,195
Uh-uh!
314
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,797
Don't you dare.
315
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,967
Let me remind you, young man,
that I am older
316
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,635
and more experienced
than you.
317
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,805
And anything you can do,
I can do an awful lot better.
318
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,674
Okay, I give up.
319
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,277
And I want you to promise me,
no more witchcraft
320
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,545
while you're in this house.
321
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,380
Aw, gee whiz.
322
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,715
You heard me.
323
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,184
But as long as he knows,
what's the difference?
324
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,553
That's it, Merle.
325
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,256
Okay. But what about
my fire engine?
326
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,524
Do I get to keep it?
327
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,460
Darrin will decide
whether you keep it or not.
328
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,895
Why him?
Who's he?
329
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,532
He is my husband
330
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,233
and the master
of this house,
331
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,902
that's who.
332
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,237
Why don't you try
a little smile, Merle.
333
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,709
[♪♪♪]
334
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,526
[HORN HONKS]
335
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,588
[CLANGING]
336
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,415
[BANGS]
337
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,685
[DOOR OPENS]
338
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,961
Stop!
339
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,230
Put up your hands,
or I'll shout--
340
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,331
Or I'll shoot!
341
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,370
Now what?
342
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,175
Now, where's the necklace?
343
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,510
I can't tell you.
It belongs to my boss.
344
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,745
It's a present for his wife.
345
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,614
Tell me where it is
and let me get out of here,
346
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,082
I'm gettin' nervous.
347
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,184
MERLE: Hi.
Ooooh!
348
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,385
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
349
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,188
I thought I heard you talking
down here.
350
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,557
All right, all right,
351
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,260
what's the idea, sneakin' up
behind me like that?
352
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,928
Hey, are you a burglar?
353
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,963
I bet you came
for that necklace in here.
354
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,633
MAN:
Yeah, kid. That's right.
Do you know where it is?
355
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,767
Sure.
356
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,036
Come on, Merle,
let him have it!
357
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,804
DARRIN [WHISPERS]:
You know what I mean!
358
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,106
Gee, I'd like to,
359
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,442
but I really promised
Mrs. Stephens I wouldn't.
360
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,810
Don't you remember?
361
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,293
Well, here it is.
362
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,129
Thanks for you cooperation.
363
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,430
You're welcome.
364
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,767
Sorry, Mr. Stephens,
but I gave my word.
365
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,168
Thanks, kid.
366
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,374
Okay, so you got
the necklace.
367
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,310
Why don't you take
the fire engine.
368
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,844
You're probably mean enough to.
369
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:57,081
You know, you're right,
I am.
370
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,383
And my nephew's got
a birthday comin' up.
371
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,985
Leave it alone!
It's mine.
372
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,120
Oh, knock it off, kid.
373
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,289
Don't you touch it.
I'm warning you!
374
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,857
Ahh!
375
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,328
[SIREN WAILING]
376
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,297
Stop! Stop!
377
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,778
Stop! Stop!
378
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,282
Stop it! Stop it!
379
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,218
Stop it! Stop it!
380
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,955
Help!
Somebody help me!
381
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,057
Police!
382
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,326
Police!
383
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,028
I would have gotten away,
384
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,996
but I was surrounded
by that fire truck.
385
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,565
Yeah, I heard it
with my own ears!
386
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,667
It kept chasing me around,
squirting water at me!
387
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,835
Well, that's right!
388
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,703
Well, that's the way it is
with fire trucks.
389
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,205
What do you mean?
390
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,406
Look, come on, buddy.
391
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,141
You can tell your story
to the sergeant.
392
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,543
You'll brighten up the whole
night for him.
393
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,812
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
394
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,016
Phew.
395
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,419
I'm sorry I broke my promise,
Mrs. Stephens.
396
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:11,222
Well, that's all right, Merle.
I'm glad you did.
397
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,624
I bet this is the first time
a burglar was ever captured
398
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,825
by a hairbrush.
399
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,926
That's right.
400
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,162
A hairbrush?
401
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,930
What hairbrush?
I never saw a hairbrush!
402
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,533
I thought it was a fire truck.
What are you all talking about?
403
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,602
This is the silliest thing
I ever heard of!
404
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,803
A hairbrush?!
405
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:37,014
Samantha, I'll get you a new
hairbrush to replace that one.
406
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,450
Don't bother. It was
a pleasure having Merle.
407
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,085
It was
very educational.
408
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,887
Did he, uh,
behave himself?
409
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,224
He was just fine.
410
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:50,060
Well, let's go, Walter.
I'm anxious to get home.
411
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,595
GLADYS:
Hi there! Hi!
412
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,798
Hello, Merle!
Are these your parents?
413
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,567
Uh, I'm Gladys Kravitz
from across the street.
414
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,670
You ought to have Merle's ears
looked at.
415
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,273
He's been having trouble
with them.
416
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,908
Honestly!
417
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,811
I was so excited after
what happened last night,
418
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,580
I couldn't sleep
another wink.
419
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:13,517
People say, "How can you live
in that dull neighborhood?"
420
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,486
But I don't think
it's dull at all.
421
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,054
You folks should have--
422
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,089
Hey, where are they?!
Where'd they go?!
423
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,192
They were here
just a minute ago!
424
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:24,462
They, uh, walked down the street
and then went around the corner
425
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,730
while you were talking,
Mrs. Kravitz.
426
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:31,068
Well, I wasn't talking
that long, was I?
427
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,670
Was I?
428
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,004
Or was I?
429
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:37,475
I guess I was, I--?
430
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,043
Come on in the house,
Mrs. Kravitz.
431
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,544
I'll give you
a scoop of sugar.
432
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:51,388
[♪♪♪]
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