All language subtitles for Bewitched S02E11 Aunt Claras Old Flame 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

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Well, I know she's
a bit vague,

but she's never really
done anybody any harm.

You sit down
and listen to me...

Last week, she insisted on
coming to London

with Bertha and me.

Halfway there, she started
to lose altitude.

Oh, that's terrible!

Oh, you don't know
the half of it!

We had to piggy-back her
the rest of the way!

Poor Aunt Clara.

Yes, and right in the middle
of the convention,

she waltzes in
with a huge doorknob

she acquired for her collection!

That's bad?

She'd taken it
from Buckingham Palace!

That's bad.

One more time.

Ahhhhhh!
Abner!

Abner!

Oh!

Aunt Clara,
what's the matter?

You look upset.

Oh, Samantha,
I've come to hide out.

Hide out? Why?

Hedley Partridge is back
in town.

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Uh, who is he,
Aunt Clara?

Well...
we were close friends.

More than friends.

He was my best beau.

Aunt Clara, you mean...?

Yes.

Oh, yes, I've had my moments.

One or two.

I'll just bet you did.

Hedley Partridge!
Now I remember him!

Well, I don't see how anyone
could forget Hedley.

All I remember is that he was
always chasing the girls!

Well, he couldn't help
from being popular.

I still don't understand why you
don't want to see him?

Uh, well-- Um, Endora...

What?

Haven't you a house
to haunt or something?

All right. All right, Clara,
I'll go.

I think I can skip all
the gruesome details

of your fly-by-night romance.

Oh, ha-ha-ha. I know she's
your mother, dear,

but she can be trying.

And she insists
that I'm in my dotage.

Well, she worries about you,
Aunt Clara.

Now, tell me, why are you hiding
from Mr. Partridge?

Well, I wouldn't admit it to
anyone else, but, um, uh, uh...

S-some of my spells
don't quite work anymore.

Really?

Well, that's hard to believe.

Oh, it's true.
It's-- It's true.

Well, everybody has their
off days.

What's that got to do
with Mr. Partridge?

He knew me in my prime.

And you're not anxious
to renew the acquaintance.

I wanted him
to remember me as I was.

I understand, Aunt Clara.

You can stay here
as long as you like.

Oh, thank you, Samantha.
Thank you.

You have a kind
and understanding heart.

Abner, I'm telling you,
I saw it with my own eyes.

A funny, little old lady--

Will you stop playing that flute
and listen to me?

I've listened!

Twelve times already!

She walked right into the wall
and bounced off again.

So any reasonable person would
figure it was an accident,

right?

But what did
you think, Gladys?

An accident,
the first time.

Then, she did it again.

Bang! Right into the wall
and bounced off again!

And I thought, well,

why would anyone wanna
bang against a wall?

Simple.

It feels so good
when you stop.

The next time she went
right through the wall!

Well, that makes sense.

What?

Well, there's no point

in banging your head
against a brick wall.

I'm beginning
to realize that, Abner.

I'm beginning
to realize that.

Two visits in one day?

What have I done
to deserve this?

Well, it's all set.

Mother has taken care
of everything.

Hedley Partridge is coming
to dinner tonight.

Mother, you didn't!

Well, don't you see?

This could be the solution
of our problem.

Aunt Clara needs someone
to look after her,

and Hedley seems to be
the perfect candidate.

Aunt Clara
and Hedley Partridge married?

Well, if they want to be
stuffy about it, yes.

This could be the romance
of the century.

Sort of the Romeo and Juliet
of the tired blood set.

But Aunt Clara
doesn't want to see him.

She's embarrassed about her
spells not working anymore.

Oh, that's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.

Well, that may be,
but that's the way she feels,

and I think we should
respect her feelings.

Well, Samantha, I can't
do everything.

I've done my part.
The rest is up to you.

Now, really, Mother, I--

Mother!

Oh!

No, no. No, uh...
Uh, I can't see him.

I-- I-- I have to leave.

Aunt Clara, he'll
just follow you.

No, no, I-- I just-- I--
Ha, well...

Everyone into the bag!

Can't rely on them anymore!

Well, you can rely on me.

Aunt Clara, have I ever
let you down?

No, you never have.

All right, just trust me.

Believe me, Mr. Partridge won't
find out anything

you don't want him to.

Enter, dear lady.

Oh, thank you.

Who are you?

I'm Hedley Partridge,

and your mother has told me
all about you.

She has?
Mm-hm.

And I want you to know
that I'm on your side.

You are?

As long as you love him,
who cares if he's mortal?

I'm a little confused.

Oh, ha-ha, you mean
about my coming here?

Well, I don't blame you.

You see, I was so anxious
to see Clara again,

that I arrived early.

And I found all the doors
and windows locked,

and no one was about,

so I took the liberty
of making myself at home.

Well, if all the doors
and windows were locked,

how'd you get inside?

Through the wall, of course.

You're joking, of course?

Oh, of course not.

Ha-ha. Well, you needn't
look so surprised.

I may have a lot of gray hairs,
but I'm still in my prime!

Once a warlock,
always a warlock!

My powers are still
as good as ever.

Ah, I can see you
don't believe me.

Well, I--

Uh, well, I'll show you.

Did you ever see
dancing flowers?

No.

Watch very carefully.

See?

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!!!

Oh!

Well, your wife seems
a little highly strung.

That's not my wife.

Oh, congratulations.

My name is Hedley Partridge.
You must be Donald.

Darrin.

Oh, well, Endora said
it was Donald.

Uh, I-- I know.
But it really is Darrin.

Oh, is it Darrin?

Uh, yes, Darrin.
How are you, Darrin?

Fine. How are you,
Mr. Partridge?

Aunt Clara and Samantha
should be here any minute.

Uh, can I, uh,
fix you a drink?

Oh, I'd like that, yes.

Which, uh--
Oh, thank you.

I'm certainly anxious
to see Clara.

Has she changed much?

Well, uh...

Well, of course,
you wouldn't know.

You're a little young.

But, uh, there was something
different about her.

Uh, she always had a very
special effect upon people.

Well, she hasn't changed
in that respect.

Oh.

Endora talked an awful
lot about you.

Oh, she did, huh?

Mm-hm. Oh, but don't worry,
young man.

I didn't believe a word of it.

Soda?

Uh, just tickle it, yes.

"Warlock:

Sorcerer. Wizard."

Abner!

There's a wizard at
the Stephens' house!

It's good for the lawn.
It eats the mosquitoes.

Not a lizard, a wizard!

Wizard, lizard. As long as
it eats the mosquitoes.

[GROANS]

Here they are now.

How do I look?
Uh, is-- Is my tie all right?

Oh, of course.

Hi, darling.

I'm terribly sorry we're late,
but I just-- Oh!

Sam, this is Mr. Partridge.

Hello, Clara.

Hello, Hedley.

Oh, Clara, you haven't
changed a bit.

Oh. Oh, Hedley.

No, no, I mean it. I mean it.

You're just as
beautiful as ever.

Oh, now, you didn't have to
say that, you know.

Did I ever lie to you?

Constantly.

But I still like it.

Oh. And you must be Samantha.

Well, good looks obviously
runs in the family.

Well, thank you,
Mr. Partridge.

Now, Aunt Clara, why don't you
and Mr. Partridge sit down

and get re-acquainted,
while I get dinner ready.

It'll only take a second.

Darrin! Darrin!

Mm-hm?

Just give a shout if--
If anybody needs my help.

With what?

Oh! Okay, sure, sure.

And how have you been,
dear, huh?

Oh, fine. Just fine.

Oh, that's good. Good.

And you?

Oh, wonderful, wonderful.

Oh.

My powers are as good as ever.

Watch.

How about that?

Oh. Oh, remarkable.
Remarkable.

Of course, witchcraft
is a gift, you know.

But you've got to keep
practicing at it.

If you don't,
your spells get sloppy.

And when that happens,
believe me,

you know you're getting old.

Isn't that right, Clara?

Oh, yes. Well--
Well, it does happen.

It happens to all of us.

Uh, yes, yes.
I know, I know.

Uh, speaking about that, do you
remember Seranda Ethrington?

Oh, very well.

You always said she had
such pretty hair.

Oh, well, I only said that
to make you jealous, that's all.

[LAUGHING]

However, I think
she's bald now.

Oh, good.

Uh, uh, uh--
Oh, you don't say so?

Do you know what I heard?

I heard that she can't even walk
through a wall anymore.

Poor dear.

Oh.

Yeah, it practically
knocked herself senseless

every time she tried it.

It got so bad that her daughter
had to put her

in the old witches home.

Oh.
Pathetic case.

Oh, it certainly is.

Imagine.

Can't even walk
through a wall.

But that will never happen
to us, will it dear? Huh?

Ha-ha-ha. Not to
the golden couple. Mm-mm.

The golden couple: that's
that they used to call us

when we were younger, you know.

[CHUCKLING]
The golden couple.

Well, here's
your drink.

Oh, thank you,
thank you.

You know what Endora
told me about you?
No.

She said you were still
the fastest witch in the west.

Oh, no.

Oh, uh, do you mind
if I smoke a cigar?

Oh, certainly not.

I'll get you one.
Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'll get one.

Have you got a light, Clara?

I've got one right here.

No, no, no, this is something
Clara used to do for me. Mm-hm.

Uh, uh, do you
remember, Clara?

Hm?

Well, now, how about it?
Will you, for old times' sake?

Ha-ha. Well, I'll try.
I-- I-- I'll-- I'll try.

Try, she says!
Oh-ho-ho.

Eh, wait'll you see this,
young man.

Uh, Sam!

By George, Endora was right!
You're still amazing!

Dinner will be ready
in a minute.

Would you like an ashtray?

An ashtray? Uh--

I'll get it, Aunt Clara.

Uh, no, no, no.
I can send it over myself.

Uh...

Oh! Oh, I did it!
I made a comeback!

I made a comeback!

I thought you might like to
nibble on these before dinner.

Oh, thank you.

Do-- Do you want
another ashtray?

No, no. One is sufficient,
thank you.

Now, are you sure?

Because there's no trouble
to send over another one.

Now, now, Aunt Clara,
you know how Darrin feels

about witchcraft in this house.

Now, you two sit here
and talk about old times.

Darrin...

Hm?

Would you like
to help me?

Oh, sure, sure, honey.

Uh, will you have one of,
the hor d'oeuvres?
Love it.

Everything seems to be going
awfully well, doesn't it?

Honey, maybe you
should have told Aunt Clara

you were doing her spells.

Oh, her pride would never
let her agree to it.

Uh, don't worry darling,
everything's under control.

Mm.

Good, huh?

[LAUGHING]
Oh, no. Easy, now.

Do you remember, Clara,
how we used to turn ourselves

into nightingales
and serenade the young lovers?

Oh, yes.
Oh-ho-ho, yes.

And that was the first
nightingale that was ever heard

in Berkley Square.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, those were
the good old days, huh?

Oh, yes, they were.

Well, why don't
we do it again.

Oh, no, no, no.
I don't think so, dear.

Oh, oh, yes.

No, no, no. I don't--
I don't think so.

Oh.

But we have fifteen minutes
before dinner.

I know, Clara.

But that was a long time ago
and I-- No.

Yes. But-- But I remember
the spell perfectly.

Now, are you game?

Well, yes. You know me.
I-- I'm game for anything.

Oh, really? Right.

Well, now, let's see...
Um... Uh... Oh, uh...

Deekus, gurney...plancher!

Oh, oh.

Ooooh! Oh! Oh.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Aunt Clara, Sam said if you'd
like to-- Ha, what's that?

Hedley.

Everything went wrong?

Sam. Sam!

[GASPS]

Aunt Clara,
what did you do?

Why, I don't understand.

I-- I thought it had all
come back to me.

Aunt Clara, Sam was helping you
with your, uh...

With your spells.

Helping me? Uh, uh, you--
You mean, uh,

the witchcraft didn't come back?

I'm sorry, Aunt Clara.

Now-- Now you just sit down
and try to relax.

I'll see if I can get
everything back to normal.

Uh, I can't sit down.
I have nothing to sit down on!

Don't panic.

Just try and remember
the right spell.

Oh, I'll never be able to look
Hedley in the face again.

But never! N-never.

GLADYS:
We, uh, knocked,
but I guess--

Ooh! Abner, see?

Uh, I-- I suppose you folks
are wondering why we have

an elephant, uh, here
in our, uh, living room?

Well, the thought
had crossed my mind.

Well, you see, uh, I'm, uh,
doing a campaign

for men's, uh, swimsuits.

Swimsuits?

Uh, trunks, trunks.

Yes, and he's using him as--
As a model.

A model?

Uh, yes.

Uh, for the trademark:

“You'll never forget
our trunks.”

Abner, there's
the wall woman!

Gladys, we never met
the lady.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

Uh, Aunt Clara, uh, this is
Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.

Oh, how do you do?

Deekus, gurney, planchet!

That's it! That's it!

I beg your pardon?

Uh, Aunt Clara is a linguist.

That means “Bless
your face” in Malayan.

Thank you, Aunt Clara.

Uh, don't do it in here!

Oh, I never could look Hedley
in the face again.

Don't-- Don't worry,
I'll take him in the kitchen.

GLADYS:
Um...

Uh, where is the,
uh, wiz--

Uh, the, uh, gentleman I met
earlier this evening?

Well, he's uh, uh,
in the kitchen.

Oh.

Now, just relax, Mr. Partridge.

Now that I know the spell,
I can reverse it.

Feenby, wallabas, nerk!

Oh!

Thank goodness.

Oh, Clara sure made a mess
of that one, didn't she, huh?

You know, Endora lied
to me about her.

Uh, Mr. Partridge, please,
it was really all my fault.

Uh, no, no.

I don't care
what you say,

I'm gonna have a talk
with that young lady.

Oh, dear.

That's the wizard.

Oh, uh, Mr. Partridge,
Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.

Uh, how do you do?

Uh, Clara, may I speak
with you a moment?

Oh, no!
No, no, I have to go.

Oh, now, Clara,
please--

HEDLEY:
Oh, dear, did you
hurt yourself?

Are you all right?

I'm all-- I'm fine.
I'm fine.

Remember Seranda
Ethrington, dear.

You mustn't do those things.

Uh, Aunt Clara's rather
near-sighted.

Uh, yes, I told you,
Aunt Clara.

You really should wear
your glasses.

Yes.

See I told you.

There's a logical
explanation for everything.

I suppose there's also a logical
explanation for dancing flowers.

Oh, Gladys,
will you stop?

Mr. Partridge, did you make
those flowers dance or not?

Yes, I did.

See, he admits it! Ha!

Now, I suppose you have

a logical explanation
for that, Abner. Huh?

I think he might,
if he examined the flowers.

These flowers
are rigged.

Rigged?

Yeah.

The flowers have
a wire attached to them.

You just pull this wire
and they dance.

Is that how you did it,
Mr. Partridge?

Yes, that's right.

Uh, I take it you're
some kind of a magician?

I used to be.

Well, we'd better be going.
Come on, Gladys.

Uh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Now, you said you got
into the house

by walking through the wall.

Now, is that true?

Uh, no, that's not true. No.

The kitchen window was open,
and I climbed in.

Pathetic, isn't it? Huh?

It certainly is.

You have a weird sense
of humor.

Come on, Gladys.

Darrin.

Hm?

Uh, I need some help
in the kitchen with the--

Uh, with the turnips.

What help do turnips need?

Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure.

Hedley...

you too?

That's right. Yeah.

I haven't performed real
witchcraft for years, dear.

I can't even do
the little things anymore.

Neither can I.

Samantha did all
the other things earlier.

Oh.

Yes.

So you and I are paddling
the same canoe, huh?

Well, it's not so bad.

When you get used to it.

Oh, I know.
I don't mind. Really.

Not really.

You know, you can't fight
old age. Ha-ha.

But when Endora told me
that you hadn't aged at all,

well, I'm afraid my pride
got the better of me.

You understand that, no?

Oh, I understand.

Um... Hedley...

Hm?

I, uh-- I'm sorry I turned you
into an elephant, you know.

Oh, that's all right.
Don't worry about it.

It happens to the best of us.

Oh, well, yes.
I suppose.

Let's you and I
have another sip, huh?

Oh! Ha-ha.

I'm so glad everything went
so well for Aunt Clara.

Do I detect a match-making
gleam in your eye?

Oh, no, of course not!

But it would be nice if--

[SNIFFING]

What's the matter?

Orange blossoms!

The whole house smells
of orange blossoms!

Sam?

I've had nothing
to do with it.

[VIOLIN PLAYING]

You know, it was so nice
to see Hedley again.

It's a pity he had
to leave town tonight.

He told me he had to make
some calls in other cities.

Oh, oh, yes. Yes, he's in the,
uh, magic supply business.

Isn't that nice?

Of course, I mean,
it isn't witchcraft,

but at least it's
an allied line!

You sure you're not really sorry
to see him go?

Well, he's going to take me
dancing next week.

Really?

Oh, yes.

And-- And he left me something
to remember him by.

A doorknob.

Oh! Aunt Clara,
it's lovely, lovely!

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's much better than
an engagement ring.

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