All language subtitles for Bewitched S02E03 Were in for a Bad Spell 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

Well, I certainly appreciate
your letting me stay here.

I'll try not to be
too much bother.

We're glad to have you, Adam.

It'll be like old times.

Not quite, Darrin.

The food we had in the Army
was never like this.

Why, thank you.

You can stay
as long as you like.

Well, actually, it won't be more
than a couple of days.

I have an appointment for a job
tomorrow, and if I land it,

I'll be looking around
for a place of my own.

Adam, what made you decide to
change jobs and come out here?

Well, frankly, Darrin,
I don't know.

One afternoon, I suddenly had
this overwhelming urge

to come here.

Handed in my resignation
right there and then.

It's kind of funny, though.

I really was fairly settled
in Salem.

Salem?

You're from Salem?

You know it?

Only by reputation.

Well, my family has lived there
for 300 years.

You know, this is really
very good.

Now, how did that happen?

My goodness!

Here, don't worry about it.
Here, let me do that.

I'm awfully sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

Adam, try the wine.
It's really very good.

Uh, to Company D.

Oh, yessiree.
I'll drink to that.

I'm sorry. I don't know
what's the matter with me.

Here, here,
mop it up with this.

I'm not usually so
uncoordinated.

That's perfectly all right.
No harm done.

I'm sorry.

I'll get you
some fresh wine.

Thank you.

Are you all right, Adam?

Oh, well, I-- I think so.

All right, now, uh,
you just relax.

I'll, uh-- I'll go
and get the main course.

It's so strange.

I'll help you.

Now, look, Sam, just because
Adam happens to come from Salem

is no reason
to victimize him.

Darrin, I didn't have anything
to do with those accidents.

You didn't?

No.

Oh.

Endora?
Endora, where are you?!

Shh! Mother's in
the South of France.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Well, I guess Adam's
just one of those people

who's accident-prone.

ADAM:
Help! Help!

Adam...what happened?

I know this doesn't
make sense,

but the salad attacked me!

[♪♪♪]

[LOUD THUMPING]

Aunt Clara?

Aunt Clara?

[RUSTLING]

Well, I've heard of coming in
on a wing and a prayer, but...

Oh, really,
this is ridiculous!

Now, where, where, oh, where,
oh, where is the young man

that you're so worried about?

Oh, uh, Adam Newlarkin.

He's gone to his interview.

Oh, Aunt Clara,
it's getting worse.

It's getting worse.

Last night, he fell out of bed
three times.

And this morning
when he was shaving,

he cut his toe.

He cut his toe?
Mm-hm.

He dropped his
electric razor on it.

Now, I hope I'm wrong,
but he has all the symptoms,

so I thought
we'd better check.

Yes, well--
Well, let us see, now.

Uh, um, uh,
what's his name?

Newlarkin.

Adam Newlarkin.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes. Mm-hmm. He has a spell
on him, all right.

Oh, Aunt Clara, are you sure?

Oh, yes. He's right here
on the list of spellees.

Right between the New York Mets
and Richard Nixon.

Well-- Oh, evidently
one of his ancestors,

also named Adam Newlarkin,
was a judge in Salem.

He sentenced a witch named
Zorelda to some terrible things

that included being dunked
three times in the local pond.

What's the spell?

Oh.

It's, uh, oh, oh--

Oooh! Uh-oh.

Oh.

Oh, this is terrible.
Look.

Whew!

That's a lulu, isn't it?

Tsk, tsk. Poor Adam.

Oooh.

It's no good
shaking your head, Darrin.

Tomorrow, Adam will be exactly
the same age as the judge

when he sentenced Zorelda.

Oh, Sam--

Believe me, believe me,
that spell will take effect

by 5 p.m. tomorrow.

It's all here
in red and white.

Just because it's written
in some crazy--

Red and white?!

It's thicker than ink.

Sam, let me see--
Let me see it.

What it boils down to

is that by 5 p.m.
tomorrow afternoon,

Adam is gonna steal
a large sum of money

and be branded
a common thief.

Sam, that's ridiculous.

Adam is one of the most
honest men I know.

Besides, he doesn't even come
in contact with actual money.

ADAM:
Hi, everybody.

Well, congratulations
are in order.

I got a job.

Well, good.
At the Peterson Company?

Uh, no.
That one fell through.

Uh, where, then?

At a bank.

DARRIN:
A bank?

How did you happen
to get a job there?

Well, Darrin, I suddenly found
myself running out of money,

so I went to a bank.

I started talking
to the bank manager,

and he told me they
needed an accountant.

I suppose you'd call it fate.

Is that what you'd call it,
Darrin?

Well, I start
tomorrow morning.

I'd better go upstairs
and wash up before dinner, huh?

Uh, uh, Adam.
Um, I don't understand.

You never worked
at a bank before.

Well, I know.

But I thought it might be fun
to handle all that money.

Convinced?

What can we do about it?

Aunt Clara has gone home
to try and see

if she can find a book
of antidotes.

We'll just have to put
all our confidence in her.

[LOUD SMASH]

Oh, dear!

This all has to be done
within a 12-hour period.

Well, here we go:

"Must kiss a spotted dog
On the snout

"Then the spell
Will be partly out

"Must be dunked in the water
One times three

"But part of the spell
Still clings to thee

"The spell will be over
When, like Paul Revere

"He rides through
The marketplace yelling

"'Witches are good
Witches are dear!'"

Well, it won't win
any prizes for poetry,

but it'll do the job,
I think.

Sam, I've heard and seen
some strange things

since we've been married,
but this is the wildest.

That's right out
of the Middle Ages.

Uh, do we really have to make
Adam do all that?

Darling, we can't risk
not making him do it.

Nobody is going to kiss
a spotted dog on the snout

and be dunked in the water
of his own free will.

Well, I guess we're just going
to have to do it the hard way.

Morning, Darrin.

Oh.

Hey, where'd the dog
come from?

He belongs
to a neighbor.

Hey, he likes you,
Adam.

Yeah, I guess he does,
doesn't he?

Hiya, fella.

Why don't you kiss him?

What?

Give him a little kiss
on the snout.

No kiddin'.
He really likes that.

Well, I, uh...

I think I'll take
a rain check on that, Darrin.

Good morning, Adam.

Well, morning, Samantha.
Time to eat?

Not until you kiss
the spotted dog.

It's sort of
a tradition.

We do it every morning
for luck.

Before breakfast?

Why, certainly.

It's your turn first
this morning, isn't it, darling?

Uh, yes, sweetheart.

Now you can
eat breakfast.

And now I can eat breakfast.

[MYSTICAL CHIMING]

What was that?

What was what?

I heard music.

Oh. Uh... That--
That was the toaster.

We have a musical toaster.

Oh.

Thank you.

Uh, Adam.

How would you like to have
lunch with me today?

Oh, well, Darrin,
thanks,

but it's my first day
at the bank.

All the more reason to
celebrate, right, darling?

Right.
I insist.

Well, uh, all right.
Where shall we meet?

At the Inn on the Terrace.

You eat outside.

I know you'll like the place.

Great food.

And it has a beautiful
swimming pool.

Darrin!

Adam.

How's the job going?

Oh, fine, fine.
Which is our table?

Uh, a beautiful pool,
isn't it?

Yeah, I guess it is.

Darrin, I don't have
very much time.

Adam, uh, what's that written
on the bottom of the pool?

Written on the bott--?
I don't know.

Right there.

Well, I don't see anything
on the bottom of the pool.

Hey, you got--? It's way,
way, way down there.

See?
I don't see
anything.

That little green thing.

Are you all right?
You must have slipped.

I felt something push me.

Well, uh, uh,
I don't see anything.

Well, help me out,
will you, Darrin?

Yeah.
Thanks.

Good.
There we are.

I'll get you--
I'll get you a towel.

Waiter!

I don't think that's funny.

Well, I couldn't help it, Adam.
I just couldn't hold you.

You deliberately let me go.

No, I--

Yes, you did.

And before that,
you pushed me.

No, I just couldn't
hold you, Adam.

Yes, you did.

And I'll tell you
one other thing,

there is no writing
at the bottom of that pool.

I swear, there's something
down there--

[♪♪♪]

Sam, we're one dunking short.

And I don't see
how I can manage it.

Where is he now?

He's changing.

I hope you're right about this,
because I feel like an idiot.

Darrin, we have to get him wet
once more.

Well, I don't know how I can
swing it.

I don't think I can get
him to go near the water,

much less push him--

Uh, uh, that button
next to the thing, honey.

I'm sure it'll work.

Uh, I gotta go now.

Um, I got a spare suit
from the manager.

Hmm. Well, it wasn't exactly
from Saville Row.

Adam, your lunch.

Thanks.

I guess you're
pretty sore, huh?

Darrin, can I ask
you a question?

Well, fire away.

How long have you been going
around kissing dogs' noses

and pushing people
into swimming pools?

I mean, what kind of a practical
joker have you become anyway?

I wish I could be there
to help Darrin.

But Adam knows me.

I don't understand, dear.

Well, after being pushed
in the pool twice by Darrin,

Adam is not likely to
get near the water with me.

Could I lend a helping hand?

Yes.

Yes, Aunt Clara,
I think you can.

Think you can manage it?

Relax, dear.

I'll take care of everything.

Concentrate, Clara.

Concentrate.

Adam, I said I'm sorry.
What else can I say?

All right, all right.
Let's just forget it.

I just don't want to go
into that pool again.

[SOFT CLATTERING]

Um...

Poor old lady over there
seems to be having trouble.

What old lady?
Oh.

Oh, well,
I'll give her a hand.

I'll go with you.

No, no, no.

Stay there.

Uh, may I help you, madam?

Oh, thank you, young man.

Oh, here.
Here, I'll get it.

Oh, here.
Here.

Oh, yes.

This one--

Oh, no!

Oooh!

[MYSTICAL CHIMING]

Isn't that nice?
They're playing his song.

We're into the home stretch,
dear.

Yes, but I still don't see
how we're gonna get him

to put on that
Paul Revere costume

and ride through
the town square by 5:00.

Oh, yes, now, don't you worry.
Don't you worry.

Samantha, she'll--
She'll manage everything.

Where there's a witch,
there's a way, you know.

[SNEEZES]

Oh, uh, excuse me,
Mr. Harding.

How did you
get that cold?

I know how. I--
I just wish I knew why.

Well, this is the season
for them.

I'll be glad to get away to
the sun for a couple of weeks.

Oh, you, uh--?
You leaving tonight?

No, this afternoon.

Mr. Abercrombie's
letting me go early,

so I can catch
the 5:00 flight to Rio.

Now, is there any question
about this procedure?

No, no.
I think I...understand it.

But I feel fine.

Adam, Mrs. Stephens
has told me

about your little mishap
in the pool.

And she's very worried
about that cold of yours.

But it's nothing.
Now, look, Adam,

I realize you hesitate
to ask for time off

on your first day at work,

and I appreciate
your conscientiousness.

But I insist
that you go home.

Mr. Ab--

Adam,
that's an order.

It's nice to have seen
you again, Mrs. Stephens.

Remember me
to your husband.

I certainly will.
Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Ab--

Adam, I'm sorry I had
to go over your head,

but it's for your own good.

Now, Samantha, I know you're
going to be a mother,

but would you please practice
on somebody else?

Adam, will you
please hurry up?

All right, all right.
I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, well, uh, goodbye,
Mr. Harding.

Have a nice vacation.

The best I ever had.

You know, I've always wanted
to go to Rio de Jan--

SAMANTHA:
Adam!

Excuse me.

Well, what is this all about?

We're all going
to a costume party.

At 4:30 in the afternoon?

We're, uh,
going for dinner.

Your Paul Revere costume
is on your bed upstairs.

And your horse
is outside.

My horse?

What horse?

[NEIGHS]

We thought it'd be kind of fun
for you to ride over.

Well, you'd better hurry up,
we haven't got much--

Now, wait a minute!
Wait just a darn minute!

I want to--

I recognize that lady.

I'm Whistler's Mother.

Whistler's Mo--?

Look, I want to know
what all this is about.

What all this what
is about?

I get up this morning,
you make me kiss

a spotted dog on the nose.

Okay, some people have quirks,
so I went along with it.

But then I was pushed
into a swimming pool

with all my clothes on--

Adam--
No, no, no,
let me finish.

I was pushed twice
by you

and once
by Whistler's Mother.

And then, I am dragged
out of my office

and told to get into
a Paul Revere costume

and to get on a horse.

Now, I'm not going to move
from this spot

until I know why.

Adam, I promise I will explain
it all to you tonight.

Right now,
you just do as we say.

Why?!

Because if you don't,

you'll be branded
as a common thief.

What for?

For stealing money
from the bank.

I feel like I've just stepped
through the looking glass.

I know it's hard to understand,
but it's true.

Okay.

Okay, so I stole some money.

Well, where is it?
Hmm?

Is it in my suit?

Is it under my hat?

Is it in my briefcase?

Now will you believe us?

Well, this--
This isn't my briefcase.

I-- I must have picked up
the wrong one.

I have to get it back.

No, no, no, Adam.

I-- I'm sorry,
but it's too late.

You're gonna have
to do it our way.

Your way?!

Yes, go upstairs,
put on the costume,

get out there,
get on that horse,

ride through
the marketplace yelling,

"Witches are good
Witches are dear."

What?!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

Oh, Darrin, I'm afraid
we're gonna have to tell him.

Tell me what?!

Well, we've tried
everything else.

Tell me what?

Adam, you're bewitched.

And you only have 10 minutes
to get un-bewitched.

You see, it's like this.
One of your ancestors,

Judge Adam Newlarkin,
sentenced the witch Zorelda

to be dunked
in a pond three times.

And she put a spell on him.

Two months later,
he robbed a bank.

Now, Aunt Clara
has a book

that has all that
information in it.

Now, it's lucky for you
she also knows the antidote.

Now, that's why we had you kiss
the spotted dog on the snout,

uh, snoot, uh, nose.

SAMANTHA:
And that's why we pushed
you into the pool,

because you had to be dunked
three times.

And that's why we want you
to go upstairs

and put on that
Paul Revere costume

and get on the horse
that's tethered--

Well, it's the only way.

And-- Adam? Adam,
where are you going?

I want to get into my
Paul Revere costume.

Uh, you mean
you believe us?

Of course I believe you.
I'm from Salem.

I hope he's a good rider.

He only has nine minutes to make
it to the shopping plaza.

Oh.

Normally, lieutenant,
we wouldn't have discovered

the loss until Monday,
but, by some strange chance,

Miss Thompson decided
to run a--

Well, I won't go
into details.

The money is missing.

Now, what do we do?

Well, first we'll run a routine
check on all the employees.

Their homes, so forth.
Then we'll--

[HOOVES GALLOPING]

ADAM:
Witches are good
witches are dear!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

Witches are good
Witches are dear!

I suggest we check
his house first.

I'm sorry to keep you people
from your party,

but it's absolutely necessary
that we question Mr. Newlarkin.

Well, he should be here
in a few minutes.

He went to the,
uh, plaza for something.

Is this his briefcase?

Well, um...

Um...

Uh, well, I, uh...

[STAMMERS]

I'm sure Adam would be happy
to open it for you

when he returns.

We don't have
to wait for that.

[HORSE WHINNIES]

Well, here
he is now.

I did it! I did it!

Was I in time?

[MYSTICAL CHIMING]

You were on time.

What was that music?

Uh, uh,
the doorbell.

Newlarkin, I'd like to ask you
a few questions.

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh, excuse me.

Hello?

Uh, uh, it's for you.

Lieutenant Pearson.

Oh?

Oh, I see.

Well, thank you.

One of my men from the airport.

They picked up
an Albert Harding.

He had $75,000
in his briefcase.

Harding?

But he's been with us
for 20 years.

Well, it's the same
old story.

Boarding a plane
to Rio.

Oh, uh, I... I apologize
for the intrusion.

I'll see you
on Monday, Adam.

Uh, yes, sir.

Have a nice party,
everybody.

Goodbye.

Heh. Empty.

You know,
it's a funny thing.

Ever since
I was a little kid,

my grandmother
has been telling me

all sorts of stories
about witches.

But I was always
too embarrassed

to ever admit that I believed
in them, you know?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Uh, I never
would have thought

that you'd go in for that
sort of thing, Darrin.

Well, are you kidding?

Well, some of my best friends
are witches.

Aunt Clara, Adam was curious
about why you, uh,

collect doorknobs.

Oh, that's easy.

Because they're there.

Yeah.

Honey, how about some coffee?

Sam?

Sam?
Hmm?

Oh!

I'm sorry, sweetheart,
I didn't hear you.

Well, that book of spellees
must be pretty interesting.

Well, it ought to be.

It was banned in Boston.

Have you got to
Darrin's name yet?

Oh.

My name?

Uh, uh, my name
is in there?

Now, just
a minute--

Uh-huh, yes, here is it.
Right there.

See?

Oh, well,
what does it say?

It says you're going
to marry a witch

and live happily ever after.

Does it really say that?

No.

But it's true.

I'm a witch, and I know.

[♪♪♪]