All language subtitles for Bewitched S01E28 Open the Door, Witchcraft 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

MAN:
Automatic doors
by Magi-Door Company

is the only automatic door
manufactured

that can be opened
as far as a mile away.

And as you approach your garage,

you merely press
the button in your car

like so...

And presto!
The garage door
is open.

Presto! The garage
door is closed.

How do you like that for magic?

Not bad.

I have some brochures here

that explain everything.

Would you like to take one

home with you?

[SIGHS]

Abner, Samantha
Stephens. Hmm.
Right there.

[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

I'll see you at the car, Abner.

[CRASH]

Are you all right?
I think so.

Didn't you read the sign?

This door is out of order!

Not for Samantha Stephens,
it isn't.

How is that, Abner?
Tell me.

Please explain it to me!

I'll explain it to you.
You're out of order.

Hmph. Hmph.

[♪♪♪]

Abner, did you see that?

Now, that's what I call magic.

She opened the garage door!

So, what do you
want me to do? Applaud?

No, no! She opened it.

No hands, nothing.

She just sat there.

Oh, why don't you stop.

They've probably
got an electric door

like they demonstrated
down at the market.

I don't believe it.

She opens doors
without electricity.

Somebody ought to tell
the electric company.

They're losing a bundle on her.

I'm losing a bundle on you.

I have to pay for a glass door.

Eyeglasses, lessons in
how to read would be cheaper.

All right, go ahead and joke.

I'm telling you, she's strange.

She's strange?
You're strange.

So prove it!

Prove you're strange?

Prove they've got
an electric door!

How?
Go over and ask 'em.

I will. Tonight I'll go.

Why do you have to
wait until tonight?

Because if I have to
look like an idiot,

I'd rather do it in the dark!

I don't know, Sam.
This is so expensive.

I can make do with
my old rod and reel.

You cannot make do
with your old rod and reel.

This is your vacation.

You've earned it, you need it

and you deserve the best.

I have spoken.

Like a true and loving wife.

Which, by an odd coincidence,
I just happen to be.

The best odd coincidence
I ever heard of.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Somebody's timing
leaves much to be desired.

Much.

Oh, hi, Mr. Kravitz.

Hello,
Mr. Stephens.

DARRIN:
Come in.

No, thank you.
I just stopped by
for a second.

I wanted to ask you
about your door.

Our door?

Pretty nice.

I've been thinking
of getting one too.

You recommend it?

No house should be without one.

Wait a minute. I'm not
talking about this door.

I was talking about
your garage door.

Our garage door?

Like I said, I'm
thinking of getting one.

And today, when my wife
and I saw yours work...

DARRIN:
Ours work?

ABNER:
Your electric door.

Samantha!

Was our electric garage door

working today, sweetheart?

Only once.

Only once.
That's what
I'm afraid of.

Some of these new gimmicks,

they haven't got
the kinks out of yet.

Did you get yours from
the guy at the market?

DARRIN:
I forget.

Which market did we get
ours from, sweetheart?

Mind if I have a look at it?

Uh, look at it?

Well, there's no point

in looking at it tonight,
Mr. Kravitz.

It's so dark out. Especially
with it not working.

Why don't you come back

tomorrow night,
Mr. Kravitz,

and we'll give you
a full demonstration.

Yes. Thank you.

Darling...

what are you going to do?

Do? It's simple.

I'll have to buy one new
electric garage door

and make do with one
old rod and reel.

You ready, Max?

Okay, Noel.

Three, two, one, zero!

A-okay, Noel.

Be my guest.

Well, that wraps it up, lady.

Wear it in good health.

Just what I've always wanted.

Only not really.

You know you
can be as far as
a block away

and open that door?

Is that so?

That's hard to believe.

Your husband should be
very pleased with it.

I don't think so.

He didn't want to
buy it for himself.

He didn't?

No.

That's why
you had it
put in, huh?

We only had it put in
for the neighbors.

That makes sense.

Not to me, it doesn't.

Bye!

Ain't it a shame?

Always the good-looking ones.

Here, they come up empty.

I was just thinking
of that installation
on Maple.

Oh?

I put in one of these doors

and I tuned in the receiver

just a little bit wrong.

What happened?

I got tuned in
on the aircraft bands.

An aircraft band?

Every time a plane went overhead

and the pilot
turned on the radio,

it opened the Brian"
garage door.

It was a real fluke.

I probably couldn't
do it again if I tried.

[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]

I closed that.

At least I thought I did.

[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]

I know I did.

All right.

Have it your own way.

Stay open.

Hello, dear.

Oh, hi, Mother...

Aha!

I should have known.

What are you talking about?

You're the one that's been

opening and closing
my garage door.

I've been doing
nothing of the kind.

Oh, really, Samantha!

If I was starved
for entertainment,

I certainly could conjure up

something more
amusing than that.

Then who has been doing it?

I haven't the faintest idea.

Now, what's all this nonsense

about garage doors, anyway?

Oh, well, it's a long,
dull story, Mother.

I made the mistake
of flipping ours open,

and Gladys Kravitz saw me.

Is that the story?

Just about.

Well, it's not long

but it certainly is dull.

Darrin was afraid that
Mrs. Kravitz's curiosity

might lead to trouble,

so we gave up all his
fishing equipment

and bought this gadget
for the door.

That is sad.

That's the longest, dullest,

saddest story I've ever heard.

But if that's all
that's troubling you...

I'll fix it.

Oh, my stars.

All right, Mother.
Your little joke is over.

Now take all this stuff away.

I thought you said Dobbin
needed new fishing equipment.

Dobbin is a horse.

Yes.

Darrin is my husband.

And he wants fishing equipment
he pays for himself.

Abner!

All right.
All right, Samantha.

No lectures, please.

Boo!

Good.

Look for yourself.

I never saw anything like it.

Stop pushing, Gladys.

I know that when I turn my head

to look in that window

there'll be nothing there.

Stop talking. Get up
on that thing and look.

Like I said,
there's nothing there.

What?!

Uh, but I saw it.

There was a room

full of poles
and reels and fish.

There was a sailfish this big.

And rubber boots!

Hey!

( babbling )

Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, darling.

You're late.

I know.
I missed the bus.

Well, that's another thing

we can blame on that door.

Another thing?
Yes.

If you hadn't had
to leave the car here

to have that thing installed...

Oh, well.
Hurry up.

I tried to call you
at the office

but you were in a meeting.

Why? What's
the matter?

That door.

I wondered why you left it open.

You mean it's open again?

Uh-huh.

That's the fifth time today.

That's what I mean.

What's what you mean?

Well, it keeps opening
and closing,

opening and closing,
all by itself.

At first I thought
Mother was responsible,

but she swears she isn't.

Then I thought it might be

the kids in the neighborhood

fooling around the way they do.

So I watched.

But no kids.

No kids, huh?

No. They were all in school.

Really, Darrin, it's strange.

There was nobody around.
Nobody around for miles.

And the door kept opening
and closing all by itself, huh?

Exactly.

Ooh, it's eerie.

It gives me the creeps.

What do you suggest
we do about it?

Well, that's the best part.

The solution
to all our problems.

Oh?

Well, there's obviously

something the matter
with that darn door.

Defective or something.
So...

So?

So we call the company

after we've shown it
to the Kravitzs

to prove we really had one.

We show them
that it doesn't work,

which we already established
last night, remember?

We make the company
take back the door.

They return the money.

And you get
your rod and reel as planned.

Marvelous?

Marvelous.

That was a nice touch
about your mother.

Huh?

And I like the bit
about the kids too.

It gave it a note of reality.

Darrin,

don't you believe me?

Come on, honey.

Even if it were true,

the company wouldn't
give us our money back.

They'd just fix the door,
that's all.

What do you mean,
"If it were true"?

Come on, honey.
We've got to get going.

Darrin?

Sweetheart, will you come on?

Darrin!

Darrin.

Darling, I appreciate
why you want to do this.

I know you feel guilty
about our having to
buy that door,

and it's very generous
of you to want to
make it up to me.

But you can't do it with this.

That would be cheating.

If you put a pshh on that door,

and you threw the mechanism
out of whack,

the company's gonna
have to pay for it.

You don't believe me.

I want you to put your
nose out to pasture.

Now you're being ridiculous.

I am not being ridiculous!

As a matter of fact,
I am not suggesting,

I am not requesting,
I'm not even
putting in a plea.

I am commanding,
calmly, but commanding.

No more witchcraft...

no matter how tempted
or provoked you may be.

You mean like now?

That's right.

Even like now.

Sam!

Darrin, if you
don't listen to me

we're going to have a fight.

No, if you don't do as I ask,

we're going to have a war.

All right.

All right.

Believe me.

Nothing in this world

could ever make me
resort to witchcraft again.

Not after this.

Shall we go?

Thank you.

Ooh!

[PLAYING SIMPLE TUNE]

Shh! Abner!

They just came out of the house.

They're getting into the car.

Who?
The Stephens!

You interrupted
Johann Sebastian Bach

to deliver
that startling bulletin?

I think they're
going out together.

Well, that's nice.

They're married.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Where is it?

What?

The button.

Thank you.

[PLANE ENGINE ROARS]

[CLICKING BUTTON
REPEATEDLY]

What's the matter?

It's... Nothing the matter.

It's out of kilter or something.

I'll let it rest for a minute.

Oh, by all means.

We wouldn't want to tire it out.

Now.

[CLICKING]

It's dead.

In this marvelous door?

If you hadn't played around

with it this afternoon...

It either operates
electronically or manually.

I suggest that if we're going to

get to the Tates' this evening,

you open it manually.

That's what I'm doing.

Shh! They'll hear you!

Well, I've got nothing to hide.

I do.

I don't want them
peeking over here

while I'm spying on them,

so don't play!

Well, let me know when they go.

They're just sitting in the car
in the garage.

Good.

Now, should I go back to Bach

or would you rather hear
"Cheek to Cheek"?

Huh?

What would you like, Gladys?

Make a request.

Don't play.

Wait a minute.

Where's the switch?

What switch?

The switch to put it on manual?

You can't operate it manually
unless you turn off...

They never said anything
about a switch.

You didn't ask?

Well, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.

Outside, maybe.

[SIGHS]

They don't put 'em outside.

They put them inside

in case somebody gets trapped

in the garage.

How could anyone
get trapped in a garage?

Well, they could have
a short like we have,

and they might not be able
to find the switch

like we can't,

and they might get
trapped in the garage
like we are!

Sam, we gotta get out of here.

How?

I don't know how!

Sure I do.

Go ahead.

Go ahead what?

You know...
open the door.

You're kidding.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

You made me swear.

My solemn oath.
My vow.

But this is an emergency.

You said, "under no conditions,"
and I quote.

I'm glad you remember,
sweetheart, but...

Under no circumstances.

Well, that's right.

And that's what I meant.

But... under no
ordinary circumstances,

and these are
certainly not
ordinary circumstances.

So... I uncommand
you.

You can't do that.

It can't be "no"
one minute
and "yes" the next.

If I give my word,
and I gave my word,

it's a matter of principle.

It is indeed a matter
of principle.

And I, your husband,

am asking you, my wife,

to open that door.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Darrin... I didn't
touch that door.

Honestly.

Of course you didn't.
But thank you, anyway.

You don't believe me!

Well, that does it.

Sam, what are you doing?

That is one crazy,
nutty, rotten door.

If you're gonna
believe it
and not me

then there's no point
in going on.

So take your pick. It or me.

For crying out loud, Sam.
Do you know what you're saying?

I know that I'm
perfectly willing

to take the blame
for anything I do.

But I am not going
to take the blame

for whoever or whatever

is turning that door
into an electronic yo-yo.

So there.

Gladys, get away
from the window.

Could you explain
something to me?

If it's about why
we got married, no.

Why would two grown-up people

get all dressed up,

walk out their front door
into the garage,

close the door
and just sit there?

Why, Abner?
Explain it to me.

What are they doing?

Maybe they're necking.

I want you to come over there

with me right now.

Gladys, please.

No, I mean it!

There's something fishy going on

and I want to find out
what it is!

Sam...

Don't be angry.

What's there to be angry about?

You don't believe me.

That's plenty
to get angry about.

I believe you.

If you're gonna
get this angry,
I believe you.

You promise?
I promise.

I know they're in there.
I saw them with my own eyes.

Didn't you see them, Abner?

Yes, Gladys.

What are they doing in there?

Inhaling carbon monoxide, maybe.

How do I know?

You could be right.

Open the door, Abner.

It's not my place
to open their door,
Gladys.

There! You see?

I couldn't have opened it.

You were kissing me.

You were in front of my nose.

You saw my nose.

Now, take it easy, sweetheart.

I believe you.
I believe you.

Did you hear that,
Abner?
What?

Something about her nose...

Gladys, keep your voice down.

Good evening.

Uh, we saw you

going into the garage,

and we thought
that maybe you were
in trouble.

We couldn't get the door open.

I was asking my wife to open it.

You asked her to open
the garage door?

Well, it wouldn't open.

That seemed like
the only solution.

That isn't what I mean at all.

What I mean is, um...

sometimes you hear about women

doing things with hairpins.

Um, you understand
what I mean, don't you?

SAM:
Oh, well,
I do.

You see, he means that sometimes

women can work magic

with things that don't work.

And when that happens,

a man should definitely
let her do so.

Right, darling?

Right, darling.

Well, we've got to
get going. Good night.

Good night.
Good night.

I hope you noticed
I didn't say one word

about her being strange.

I'm glad you didn't,
because she isn't. He is.

Well, it's all fixed.

You won't have
that problem again.

What about the Kravitzs' door?

Oh, theirs is working fine.

But while we're here,

we'll check it again,
just to make sure.

Say, Max, why don't you

turn off the Kravitzs' door

until we check it out
for any shorts.

I already did.

That's what I was doing.

It's off now.
Ah, swell.

Well,
Mr. Stephens,

would you like to give it a try?

Okay.

There, now.
See?

How about that?
That's real nice.

Yoo-hoo!

We got ours too!

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]