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[♪♪♪]
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[HORN HONKS]
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Kravitz.
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Oh, good morn...
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Uh, is it afternoon already?
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Why, yes.
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Huh.
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I've been standing here
all morning
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waiting to cross.
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You're exaggerating.
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A little, not much.
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Hi, Dave.
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Hello, Samantha.
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Oh, hello, counselor.
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Hello, Mr. Kravitz.
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How's the most beautiful woman
in Morning Glory Circle?
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Tell me something, Dave.
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Do the girls really
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fall for that line?
Usually.
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How's that lucky husband
of yours?
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Very busy.
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I am too,
but I won't be for long
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if I keep my most important
clients waiting.
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Now, wait a minute.
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You're not gonna try
and cross now?
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You don't think
a fast man like me
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is going to be stopped
by a few slow cars, do you?
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[MULTIPLE HORNS HONKING]
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[HORNS HONKING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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What's happened here?
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It's a miracle I wasn't killed.
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We have been asking
for a stop light
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on this corner for months.
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Why haven't we gotten one?
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Well, that's not up to me, lady.
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That's up to City Hall.
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Go fight City Hall.
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Well, I think we should.
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I do too and soon.
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Why don't we have a meeting
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at my house tonight
and discuss it?
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Fine. What time?
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8:00.
We'll be there.
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"We"?
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You do want Darrin too,
don't you?
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Only if you insist.
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I insist.
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I'll be there too.
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With Mrs. Kravitz?
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Only if you insist.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ooh!
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Oh, didn't I teach you
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never to play
with sharp objects?
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I'm not playing, Mother.
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I'm working.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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It's much simpler
that way, my dear.
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Not in a long run.
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You know Darrin doesn't like me
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doing things that way.
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I'm surprised he doesn't insist
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you tear it apart
with your fangs.
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You promised not
to criticize him.
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Oh, perish the thought!
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It was just an observation,
not a criticism.
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Why are you dining so early,
Samantha?
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Darrin's working late,
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and I have to be at a neighbor's
house for a meeting.
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Why?
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We want to get a traffic signal
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installed
in Morning Glory Circle.
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Is that all?
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That's plenty!
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Getting a traffic signal
installed
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is a very difficult thing.
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Not to me, it isn't.
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I'll get some traffic signals
from little cities.
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I'll bring them here,
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you pick out one
that appeals to you,
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and I'll put it in
Morning Glory Circle
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quicker than you can say
"Beelzebub."
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No, thank you, Mother.
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[WHINING] Oh, I wish
you'd let me help you
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in little ways, Samantha.
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What's a mother for?
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All right,
then, we're all agreed.
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We've got to do something
of a dramatic nature
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to show City Hall
we want some action.
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I say we should lie down
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right in the middle
of the street.
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You lie down right
in the middle of the street.
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The traffic's too heavy for me.
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I'm afraid, Mrs. Kravitz,
that's illegal.
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We could get arrested.
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We could get killed.
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When I said "dramatic,"
Mrs. Kravitz,
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I didn't mean
we could go quite that far.
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Why don't we hold
a protest meeting
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in the school auditorium?
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That is a great idea, Samantha.
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We could hold it... Let's see.
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A week from Saturday.
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Why wait a week?
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Time's important.
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Yes, it's very important,
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but it's also important
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to get a maximum turnout.
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We have to advertise.
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Take an ad in
the Morning Glory News,
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and I'm afraid
we couldn't get one up
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on such short notice.
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I'll bet Darrin could help.
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He's always being called on
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to do the impossible.
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But is Darrin interested
in what we're doing?
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He isn't here tonight.
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I know, Dave,
he had to work late,
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but I'm sure
he's very interested.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Excuse me.
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Well!
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Hi, Dave. Sorry I'm late.
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DAVE: Come on in.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling.
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You all know my husband, Darrin.
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Hello!
Hello there.
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Glad you could join us, Darrin.
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I wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
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We were just talking about
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getting up an ad
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for the Morning Glory News.
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I told him you'd be
glad to help us.
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Well, of course.
I'd be delighted.
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But we're worried about
meeting a deadline.
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I don't think
there'll be any problem.
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When is the deadline?
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Tomorrow morning.
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Tomorrow morning?
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That's not impossible, is it?
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No, I think I can handle it.
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See?
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Now...
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Next to having a big
turnout at the rally,
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the most important thing
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is to make its existence
known to City Hall.
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I'm going to see what I can do
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about getting the mayor
to attend.
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I guess the last item
of business
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is the appointment
of the chairman
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of the refreshments committee.
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Any volunteers?
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I'll volunteer
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if someone will lend me
some cookie cutters.
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SAMANTHA:
I have some.
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Well, the meeting's adjourned.
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Are you sure you can
prepare an ad
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by 8:00 tomorrow
morning, Darrin?
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Of course.
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After all,
it's not a legal brief.
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I hope it doesn't
keep you up all night.
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Don't worry, it won't.
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Okay.
Good night, then.
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Good night.
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Good night, Dave.
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Hi there.
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Hi.
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That was delicious.
What's for dessert?
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You just had it.
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That little piece of pie?
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[CHUCKLES] I'll get you
another piece.
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I better go get
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Mrs. Stephens'
cookie cutters.
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What's your hurry?
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Are you planning
to start baking tonight?
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Can you think of anything
more exciting to do?
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Besides, never put off
until tomorrow...
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What you don't
have to do at all.
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[GASPS] Oh!
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Mother!
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Tsk. What have you done?
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I didn't know
which one you preferred,
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so I brought an assortment.
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This is "walk" and "don't walk."
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Prevents jaywalking.
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It's against the law, you know.
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This is the red, green,
and yellow.
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Prismatic colors.
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It's fairly attractive.
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This is a conventional
red and green light.
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Rather ordinaire.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GASPS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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Abner!
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Oh, this is my favorite.
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It's old-fashioned.
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[BELL DINGS]
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[BELL DINGS]
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It's like that plaything
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you used to have
when you were young.
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You know, monkey on a stick?
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I must say, its removal created
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a rather monumental
traffic snarl.
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Put them all back, Mother.
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All?
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All.
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Why should I do that?
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You've heard the expression,
"Easy come, easy go."
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When we finally do
get a stop light
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at that intersection,
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I would like it to stay.
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Well, all right, Samantha.
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I'll take them all back...
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eventually.
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Now, please.
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Tonight?
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Tonight.
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Oh, I had a lot of things
planned for tonight.
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Well, I'm sorry, Mother,
but this has to come first.
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Oh, Samantha, sometimes I think
you take after your father.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Thank you, Mother.
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[WHISPERS]
We'll be arrested
for trespassing!
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[WHISPERS]
We're not the ones that
are gonna be arrested.
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Look. Look.
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Yeah, very pretty.
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But I know I saw them.
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Lights flashing
red, green, yellow,
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walk, don't walk, stop, go.
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Here you are.
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Thanks.
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Aw...
Something wrong?
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Yes, that's wrong.
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The ad?
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Yes, I slave over ads all day.
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When I come home at night,
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I like a little food
and a little relaxation.
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I know.
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Then why am I sitting here?
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You volunteered.
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Right this minute,
I'd just as soon
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you'd kept your nose out
of that traffic-signal business.
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I cross at that corner
several times a week.
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Why can't you fly across?
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Because I have a husband
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who doesn't like me
behaving like a witch!
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Samantha?
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Samantha!
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Samantha, open the door.
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[SIGHING]
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Samantha, will you
please open up?
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Why?
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Will you please
stop playing games?
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Will you start work on that ad?
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I'm not in the mood.
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I know,
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but you have to
finish it by morning.
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It's very important.
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I promise I'll get up
bright and early
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and tackle it fresh.
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You seem fresh enough
to me right now.
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Get to work.
But, Sam...
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Whistle when you're through,
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and I'll come
and unlock the door.
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Honey...
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[WHISTLES]
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I said after you're through.
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Yes, warden.
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[ALARM RINGING]
273
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,104
[RINGING STOPS]
274
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,022
[SNORING]
275
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,861
Good morning.
276
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,396
Hmm?
277
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,663
Good morning.
278
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:40,698
Good morning.
279
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,533
What time is it?
280
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,635
8:00. What time
did you finish?
281
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,904
7:30.
282
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,705
You've been up all night?
283
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,274
Yeah, but don't tell Dave.
284
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,142
Let him think I'm a genius.
285
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,511
Come on over here, honey.
286
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,246
Take a look at this.
287
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,550
Well, what do you think?
288
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,751
Ohh!
289
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,653
Well, I think you are a genius.
290
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,854
It's beautiful!
291
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,189
But is it effective?
292
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,624
Oh, it's very effective.
293
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,626
If this doesn't get people
to our rally,
294
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,161
I don't know what will.
295
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,096
But I'm sorry
you didn't get any sleep.
296
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,998
So am I.
297
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,033
[DOORBELL RINGS]
298
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,401
Oh, that must be Dave.
299
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,923
I'll get it, honey.
300
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,438
Do I look like
I've been up all night?
301
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,507
You look beautiful
when you've been up all night.
302
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,548
[DOORBELL RINGS]
303
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,685
Whew.
304
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:36,887
Good morning, Darrin.
305
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:37,989
Good morning, Dave!
306
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,223
You able to finish the ad?
307
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,491
Well, naturally.
Come on in.
308
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,160
It must've taken you all night.
309
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,361
Are you kidding?
310
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,363
Good morning, Samantha.
Good morning, Dave.
311
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,531
You look beautiful.
You look terrible.
312
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,968
Forget about that.
Look at the ad.
313
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,235
Looks like we're gonna have
314
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,104
our meeting Saturday after all.
315
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,205
I guess so.
316
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,342
Uh, this is just about right.
317
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,312
I just have
two little suggestions.
318
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,313
Suggestions?
319
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,781
I hope you don't mind.
320
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,316
Well, no!
Why should I mind?
321
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,551
What are your suggestions?
322
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,787
Well, the top line,
I think, should read,
323
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,090
"Stop risking
your child's life."
324
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,891
What if the reader
doesn't have a child?
325
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,426
Well, that doesn't matter.
326
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,062
It's still a more effective
headline, I think.
327
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,297
I think so too.
328
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,931
I thought you liked my headline.
329
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,266
Oh, I do, darling,
330
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,535
but I think
Dave's suggestion helps.
331
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,605
It's still basically
your headline, Darrin.
332
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,773
Yes, that's right, darling.
333
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,410
It is yours...
basically.
334
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,079
What's your other,
uh, suggestion?
335
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,215
Well, under
"Go to the mass rally
336
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,949
at the school auditorium,"
337
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,052
I think you should add,
"and bring your friends."
338
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,520
I think that's
an excellent idea.
339
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,687
Don't you, Darrin?
340
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,956
Suppose a person
doesn't have any friends?
341
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,558
Oh, sweetheart,
that's ridiculous.
342
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,193
Who doesn't have any friends?
343
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,595
Me.
344
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,632
Darrin, I want you...
345
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,004
Darrin?
346
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,639
It's all finished, Dave.
347
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,341
Dave? Wake up.
You're dreaming.
348
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,375
What?
349
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,010
Oh! Larry. I'm sorry.
350
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,178
Well, you should be.
351
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,180
I realize
that Sleggershammer's Dairy
352
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,682
isn't the most stimulating
account in the world,
353
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,651
but it does butter our bread.
354
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,853
With "the richest butter
this side of Fort Knox."
355
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,088
Yeah, nevertheless,
356
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,889
we can't afford to have you
falling asleep
357
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,559
in the middle of the campaign
for their gala centennial.
358
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,961
Larry, I've been moonlighting.
359
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,430
You have another job?
360
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,499
Yes, in charge of advertising
for the "Put A Traffic Signal
361
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,401
In Morning Glory Circle"
Committee.
362
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,636
My condolences.
363
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,405
What makes you think
I'll need them?
364
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,807
I once had a similar position.
365
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,210
We lived near
a busy intersection,
366
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,080
and Louise was very anxious
to get a traffic light
367
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,914
installed there.
Well, what happened?
368
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,850
Well, we have a traffic light
on our corner now.
369
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:47,851
How'd you do it?
370
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,287
We moved.
371
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,694
[HUMMING]
372
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,802
Ah-ha! I caught you.
373
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,270
Who am I, Jesse James?
374
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,606
Those cookies are for the rally.
375
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,408
I'll eat now and go later.
376
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,477
No, you'll go with me now
to Mrs. Stephens'.
377
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,478
What for?
378
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,878
To return the cookie cutters.
379
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,614
That's not a man's job.
380
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,615
Okay.
381
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,882
Do I have your word
382
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,551
that you won't take any
while I'm gone?
383
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,852
It's yours.
384
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,189
Abner, a man shouldn't
give his word lightly.
385
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,824
A man's word should be his bond.
386
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,627
You got my bonds too.
387
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,562
[CHUCKLES]
388
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,339
Mrs. Stephens!
389
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,341
Oh, yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
390
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,642
Here are your cookie cutters.
391
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,843
Thank you.
392
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,745
Won't you come in for a minute?
393
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,681
Oh, no, uh, Abner,
my husband, Mr. Kravitz,
394
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,750
uh, he's waiting for me.
395
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,185
Oh, fine.
Thank you again.
396
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,287
Oh, you're welcome.
See you at the rally.
397
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,289
Yes.
398
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,334
[GASPS] Oh!
399
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,969
Excuse me.
400
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,337
I'm Mrs. Stephens.
401
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,606
Can I do a...?
402
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,147
[GASPS]
403
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,848
Abner!
404
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:28,252
All right, Mother,
what's all this about?
405
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,421
How did you know
I was behind this?
406
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,822
I'm psychic.
407
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,424
It's really quite simple.
408
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,493
I happened to notice
this gentleman
409
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,395
doing a rather exemplary job
410
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,963
of directing traffic
in Trafalgar Square,
411
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,699
so I thought
412
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,301
I'd surprise you with him.
413
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,469
I don't want you
to think me ungrateful,
414
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,004
but what am I going to do
with him?
415
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,806
Put him in the middle
of the intersection,
416
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,074
of course.
417
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,510
He'd give a touch
of divine elegance
418
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,977
to a somewhat dreary
419
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,012
little community.
420
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,847
What happens when he's removed
421
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,650
from the state
of suspended animation?
422
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,053
Ha! Oh, it should be
glorious to behold.
423
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,622
Take him back, Mother.
424
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,957
Oh, Samantha!
425
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,193
In London, he's just
another pea in a pod.
426
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,294
But here...
427
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,062
he'd be the talk
of Morning Glory Circle.
428
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,898
So will I,
if you don't stop all this.
429
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,033
Oh, Samantha,
430
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,168
there must be some way
I can be of help.
431
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,004
I believe there is.
432
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,973
At the rally.
433
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,174
Oh.
434
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,076
All right, ducky,
435
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,280
back to Trafalgar Square.
436
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,385
Now, what would
a London bobby be doing
437
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,620
at Mrs. Stephen"
house?
438
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,887
That's what I'd like to know.
439
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,390
Now, go ahead and look, look!
440
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,897
Here, Gladys, have a cookie.
441
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,500
You've been working too hard.
442
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,338
And so, my friends,
I trust that you understand
443
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,673
why it's impossible
444
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,075
to approve your request
for a traffic signal.
445
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,444
Now, although I must dash off
446
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,012
to a very important meeting,
447
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,716
I'll stay long enough
to answer a few questions.
448
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,551
The young lady
in the second row.
449
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,553
Correct me if I'm wrong,
Mr. Mayor,
450
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,755
but didn't you say
451
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,657
that if there were enough
serious accidents
452
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,891
at that intersection,
453
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,059
that the city then would install
a traffic signal?
454
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,129
[CHUCKLES]
I thought I made myself clear.
455
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,798
I said...
456
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,367
that when
the accident experience
457
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,102
at any intersection
458
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,904
is such
that a signal is warranted,
459
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,006
a signal will be installed.
460
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,176
Does someone have to get killed
before that happens?
461
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,077
My friends,
462
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,713
on my way here tonight,
463
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,649
I had to cross
the intersection in question.
464
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:43,354
Frankly, it lacked
sufficient vehicular volume
465
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,557
to justify the expenditure
of a traffic signal.
466
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,727
This gentleman has a question.
467
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,529
I have a statement, Your Honor.
468
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,200
Try to cross it
some weekday morning
469
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,702
when the men
from the missile plant
470
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:58,703
are driving to work.
471
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,237
You know what their motto is?
472
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,773
"Thou shall not pass!"
473
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,941
[AUDIENCE CHUCKLING]
474
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,744
You elected me mayor
to do the right thing
475
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,413
for all the people, didn't you?
476
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,615
Personally,
I supported your opponent.
477
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,684
[LAUGHTER]
478
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,920
I assure you, good citizen,
479
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:21,058
my opponent, and his rich wife,
had he been elected,
480
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,960
would have been guided
by the same rules
481
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,928
that I was forced
to apply today.
482
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,664
And now I really must go.
483
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,366
Thank you, and remember,
484
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,734
feel free to call on me
485
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,903
whenever I can be
of any help to you.
486
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,974
Well, honey, I'm gonna go talk
487
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,175
to the counselor.
488
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,777
We'll meet you out
by the parking lot.
489
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,811
Fine, darling.
490
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,283
ENDORA:
Samantha.
491
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,284
Ooh!
492
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,285
[CHUCKLES]
493
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,521
The mayor isn't going anyplace
494
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,790
for a while, Samantha.
495
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,891
Marvelous, Mother!
496
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,092
I'll take over from here.
497
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,594
Have fun.
I will.
498
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,948
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
499
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,986
[♪♪♪]
500
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,156
Pretty good turnout.
501
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,157
There's Samantha.
502
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,258
Are you coming with me?
503
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,627
I... I guess not.
See you later.
504
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,434
You need some help?
505
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,936
Yeah, but you don't look
506
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,204
like a mechanic to me, lady.
507
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,006
Try that.
508
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,441
I already did.
509
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,309
Try it again.
510
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,611
Well, what good would that do?
511
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,947
Try it again, numskull.
512
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,852
[ENGINE STARTS]
513
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,555
Thank you very much, miss.
514
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,656
Mrs. Stephens.
515
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,691
And this is my husband.
516
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,192
How do you do?
517
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,494
How do you do?
518
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,428
Your Honor,
could you give us a lift?
519
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,364
If I'm going your way.
520
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,365
You are.
521
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,927
Well, good!
Hop in.
522
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,843
[HORNS HONKING]
523
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,487
How long will
this traffic keep up?
524
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,956
Oh, sometimes
it lasts for hours.
525
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,324
Well, give them the siren.
526
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,164
The siren's broken, Your Honor.
527
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,432
Well, blow the horn!
528
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,872
[THUMPING HORN]
529
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,448
You know what we need
on this corner?
530
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,449
What?
531
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,752
A traffic light.
532
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,132
Mm! Good!
533
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,201
Can I be of any help, Sam?
534
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,369
Yes.
535
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,837
Don't eat any more
hors d'oeuvres
536
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,105
till the company arrives.
537
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,541
And get out some ice.
538
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,476
Uh-uh-uh.
539
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,350
Mother!
540
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,286
Oh, isn't it adorable?
541
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,388
I just couldn't resist it.
542
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,967
Very well, Samantha,
543
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,035
but when I heard
you were giving a victory party,
544
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,570
I thought
it would be appropriate
545
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,671
to bring it along
546
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:30,941
as sort of a guest of honor,
you know?
547
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,175
Mm, I know, but I don't think
548
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,344
the other guests
will understand.
549
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,947
I told you so!
550
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,019
[RINGS DOORBELL]
551
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,655
Ah, there's someone now.
Mother, please?
552
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,091
Oh, Samantha, you do have
an annoying way
553
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,527
of putting a damper
on my divertissements.
554
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,368
Oh, hi there,
Mrs. Kravitz,
555
00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,369
Mr. Kravitz.
556
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,370
Hello,
Mrs. Stephens.
557
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:01,639
Good evening, Mrs. Stephens.
558
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,573
I see we're not
the first to arrive.
559
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,110
Look again.
560
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,051
Wh-what...?
That wasn't...
561
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,585
Did you see?
562
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:16,820
Well, I saw a...
563
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,889
But there was
564
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,190
a traffic light right there
565
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,160
and also there was
a woman sitting there.
566
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,262
Gladys, take your medicine.
567
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,264
Gladly.
568
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,667
Excuse me.
569
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:32,836
Again.
570
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,672
[LAUGHS]
571
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,940
Again, Gladys.
572
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,511
[LAUGHING]
573
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:42,946
[SIGHS]
574
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,187
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