All language subtitles for Bewitched S01E19 A Nice Little Dinner Party 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

I spoke to your folks yesterday.

Yeah?

Pop any more used to
being retired?

Your mother's still having
trouble slowing him down.

Last week, he repapered the den,
re-shingled the roof

wrote nine letters to the editor
and washed the dog three times.

Sounds like he's overdoing it.
Yes, that's what she thinks.

Poor thing's gone bald
in three places.

Huh?

The dog, I mean.

Oh.

I wonder if it was a good idea,

their moving into the city
and buying a house.

They sounded kind of lonely,

so I asked them over to
a little dinner party tonight.

Oh, good.
Thank you, sweetheart.

I'll see you tonight.
Okay.

Oh, is anybody else coming?

Just Mother.

Mother?

Look, my folks are just plain,
ordinary, conventional people,

while your mother...

Well, let's face it.
Your mother's a witch.

So is Aunt Clara.
And they loved her.

They didn't believe
she was a witch.

They thought she was just
an eccentric old lady.

Now, if your mother
does one of her...

vanishing acts through the wall,

they're liable to keel over
in a dead faint.

Oh, darling, she won't do
anything like that.

She promised to be charming.

I've seen some of her charms.

"Bang. You're a frog."

There's nothing to be
nervous about.

Then why am I nervous?

[♪♪♪]

Oh, they wanted me to stay on
for a few more years,

but I said no.

I said, "I'm not one of
these old fogies

who doesn't
know when to retire."

You enjoy being at home,
huh, Pop?
Oh, sure.

We're having a ball.
Aren't we, Phyllis?

Oh, yes.

All except the dog, that is.

Hope everybody's hungry. Dinner
will be ready in a few minutes.

Now, don't be offended
if I don't eat much, Samantha.

I've been a little off
my feed lately.

Mrs. Stephens.

We're so looking forward to
meeting your mother, Samantha.

After all, we really know
so very little about her.

Well, I'd say that Mother

was a rather difficult person
to describe.

Uh, "unique" might be the word.
Don't you think so, Darrin?

Yes, that would come close.

Michelangelo was 85

when he built the Pauline Chapel
in the Vatican.

What was that, Pop?

Michelangelo, 85.

Verdi was 80 when he wrote
the opera Falstaff.

And did you know
that Winston Churchill was 77

when they made him
prime minister in '51?

What's that got to do
with anything?

Well, uh, nothing.

I just thought that they were

rather interesting facts,
that's all.

They didn't retire them.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Oh, that'll be Mother.

Funny. I don't see
any car outside.

Oh, she walks.
Loves to walk.

Samantha, my child.

Mother, you look simply divine.

Oh, thank you, dear.

I'd like you to meet
Darrin's parents.

This is my mother.
Mr. Stephens, Mrs. Stephens.

Mrs. Stephens, Mr. Stephens.
How do you do?

Call me Frank.

Frank?

Oh, then you must
call me Endora.

Oh, what a lovely tie.

My favorite colors,
blue and white.

Oh, do you really like it?

Phyllis tried to talk me
out of wearing it.

She thought it was too flashy.

You think so?

Well, I think it just matches
his piercing blue eyes.

[ENDORA LAUGHS]

How is my favorite son-in-law
today?

You look stunning, Endora.

FRANK:
Yes, that's certainly
a nifty outfit.

Dinner's almost ready.

Why don't we all
go in and sit down?

Good. I'm starved.

Endora.
Oh, thank you.

You know, I always thought
my son-in-law was handsome,

but now I can see
where he gets his good looks.

Uh, Mom.

Hmm?

Oh...

She's quite an interesting
woman, isn't she?

Yes, but I wouldn't
worry about that, dear.

Samantha probably takes
after her father.

I hope you appreciate

what an amusing man
your husband is, Mrs. Stephens.

Yes. He's a regular
Milton Berle.

You know, I just read about this
Ethiopian fellow in the paper

who fathered a child at 82.

Now, isn't that amazing?

Mm, not to me. Among my friends,
life really just begins at 80.

Endora, you're a card.
Oh, it's nice of you to say so.

Tell me more about yourself.

Well, I enjoy going to theater

when I can drag
Phyllis out of the house.

And, of course, I can't
get her to go to a musical.

Well, don't you like
musicals, Mom?

FRANK:
I think all that singing and
dancing depresses her.

Well, I know exactly
how you feel.

There are times when all
that singing and dancing

depresses me too.

FRANK:
Nonsense.
It's lively.

Endora, what are you doing
tomorrow evening?

Phyllis and I are going
to see a new play.

I could manage to rustle up
an extra ticket.

Oh, I'd love to.

Good.
Sounds like fun.

Mother, you're forgetting you
promised Aunt Clara and Bertha,

you'd be with them
tomorrow evening.

Oh, it's no problem.

Frank, I don't think

I'll feel up to
going out again tomorrow night.

What do you mean,
you won't feel like it? Why not?

I'm going to have a headache.

Maybe you could go another time.

Yes.

Yes. Yes,
I'm sure that Frank

will need his rest after
the excitement of this evening.

Will you stop treating me
as if I'm senile?

I made a date,
and I'm going to keep it.

We'll go together.

If Phyllis doesn't wanna
go along, well...

save me the bother of
getting an extra ticket.

Are you sure you won't
change your mind?

No, no.
I'm afraid not, dear.

Well, it's getting late.
Frank, it's time to go.

Do you really have to leave?

Yes, dear. I'm afraid I feel
that headache coming on.

Well, it's been so nice
meeting you.
Thank you.

Do try not to keep
my husband out too late.

Perhaps we really
should postpone.

No, no, no.
I wouldn't hear of it.

I've never been one to stand
in the way of Frank's fun.

Good night, Samantha, dear.
It's been such a lovely evening.

Wait a minute, Mom.
I'll get your coat.

I'll call you tomorrow.

[QUIETLY]
Mother, you promised.

Yes. I promised
to be charming.

I was, wasn't I?

[SIGHS]

Please, won't you
change your mind?

No, dear. But thank you
for a very interesting evening.

Phyllis, you're making a fool
of yourself. Goodnight, Darrin.

I'm making a fool of myself?

Good night, dear.
I like that.

FRANK:
You're act as if
I've done something wrong.

PHYLLIS:
Well, I wouldn't expect
you to know...

Well, I hope you're satisfied.

As I've been saying, Samantha,

mortals can be
very unreasonable.

All right, I apologize.
You were right.

I never should've brought
our parents together.

You are right. I told you
your mother was up to something.

I'm beginning to understand

why they used to
burn witches at Salem.

It's your father.

I had no idea he had such a case
of retarded adolescence.

Now, listen to me, Sam.

I will not listen to any more
after a remark like that.

If you care to have a calm,
rational discussion,

I'll be only too happy
to oblige.

All right, all right.
I give up. It is hopeless.

Last night?
Ha-ha.

You mean that little
difference of opinion

your father and I had?

Well, just don't give it
another thought, dear.

Frank and I are too old
to hold a grudge.

Mom, I can't tell you
how happy I am to hear that.

As a matter of fact,

we had a good laugh about it
when we got home.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Darrin.
Pop.

Hi, son. I saw your car outside.
How you feeling?

Great. How you feeling?
Great.

[GROANS]

Ooh, what's the matter?
Sore back?

You'd have a sore back too

if you slept on the couch
all night.

Darrin.
Uh, yes, Mom.

Would you please ask your father
if he wants any dinner tonight?

Darrin...

you can tell your mother

that I intend to eat
with Endora after the show.

You can also tell her

that she's welcome to join us
if she wants to,

but I'm not going to beg her.

Darrin, you can tell your father
that I wouldn't go

if it was Julius Caesar
with the original cast.

You can tell her
that I'm going to go anyway.

And I intend to enjoy myself.

Well, I gotta get
this suit pressed.

Good night, Darrin.
Good night, Pop.

Mom, there's no need
to get upset.

I'm not upset.

I must say,

I'm a little surprised that
after 40 years of marriage,

my husband should turn out
to be a senior delinquent.

But I'm not upset.

Mom...

you just put the coffee pot
in the fridge.

You wanted more?

No.

Mom, I know Dad is inclined
to be a little bit stubborn,

and he's very proud, but...

Oh, no.

No, Darrin.
It's not that at all.

He's smitten with that woman.

Oh, come on, Mom.

Oh.

I know it happens sometimes
to men at his age,

and I can understand
how he feels.

This retirement has
hit him pretty hard,

and he thinks life
is passing him by.

It's just that...

well, I don't know what
to do to get him back.

Mom, I'm sure you have
nothing to worry about.

Oh, I know it's not serious,
and I'm not really worried.

I'll just stay calm and put
the whole thing out of my mind.

After all...

what can happen in one evening?

Exactly.

And now, would you like
another cup of divorce?

Oh, it's just ridiculous.

Mother, this is serious.
That man is infatuated with you.

Oh, but I can't get out of
going to the theater now.

What else can I do?

I'll tell you what you can do.

You can go and see Mrs. Stephens
tomorrow and explain to her

that you have absolutely
no designs on her husband.

Now, you have to do it
tactfully, of course.

Samantha, I'm very busy
for the next couple of days.

Mother, as a favor to me?

Please?

Samantha...

you know, if you'd married
one of those nice warlocks

that were so crazy about you,

none of this would've happened.

Oh, my stars.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Come in.

Mom!

Well, what are you doing
downtown?

I've come to ask your advice
about something, Darrin.

Come on and sit down.

Now, what is it?

Do you know the name
of a good divorce lawyer?

Well, Charlie Finch...

Divorce lawyer?

Your father
didn't come home last night.

Well, when I got home, I...

discovered I left my keys
in my other jacket,

so I knocked
a couple of times...

but Phyllis didn't hear me.

Either that or she wouldn't
answer the door.

So, rather than disturb
the whole neighborhood,

I decided to spend the night
here at the club.

Why don't you phone her
and tell her what happened?

I did.

Four times.

She wouldn't answer.

You don't think I'm acting
like a silly old man, do you?

Not really.

It's just that I find all of
this rather hard to understand,
that's all.

Say, that's a pretty scarf.

A present from Darrin.

All morning I've been
thinking about a girl that
I went with a long time ago.

Had a scarf just like this.
And a hat, a silly little hat.

I remember I had a spanking-new
yellow roadster,

and I took her out for a drive,

out to a place
called Angel Falls.

And we laughed, we yelled,
we sang. We did crazy things.

We were very young.

And then I remember
there was this thunderstorm.

We couldn't get the top up,

but we didn't care.

We just sat there
in the pouring rain,

[LAUGHS]
laughing our fool heads off.

And then the strangest thing
happened.

All of a sudden, I began
telling her how lonely I was

and how much I needed her.

And when I finished,

she wiped my face
with that green silk scarf,

and she said,

"You'll never be
lonely again, Frank.

Whenever you need me,
I'll be there."

It's funny that I should think
of that today, isn't it?

I know it's hard for you

to think of Phyllis
as being that young,

but let me tell you,

in her day, wow,
she was really something.

"In her day"?

Well, she's something now.

The only thing that's happened
is you met Mother.

And she made you
feel young again.

Yes.

She did.

Do you know what I've been doing
every day since I retired?

Filling in the pupils

in Little Orphan Annie's eyes
in the newspapers.

That's bad,
but what really scared me was

that was becoming
the big event of my day.

I mean, I had nothing else
to look forward to.

What Endora did was
to point up how drab my life
had really become.

I guess that I was getting
desperate for some attention.

That's sad, isn't it?

Human, Pop.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, darling.

Where you been?

Went to see your mother.

We went to the beauty parlor,
and then we went shopping.

Shopping? What for?

Some new dresses
and one green silk scarf.

You should see her.
She looks sensational.

I don't see how that
has to do with anything.

Well, I simply told her
how your father felt.

The most difficult thing,
of course, was

convincing her there was nothing
between him and my mother.

Has Pop seen her yet?

He should be arriving
any minute.

Now, you just relax.
I've taken care of everything.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

It's open. The door is open.
I'm in the kitchen.

Mrs. Stephens.

Oh...

Oh, it's you.
I was expecting someone else.

Well, I won't stay long.

I, uh...

I just came to apologize
for last night.

Does Frank know you're here?
Of course not.

I know this must be
very embarrassing to you,

But believe me,
I have no intention of
breaking up a happy home.

You mean you're willing
to give him up?

Well, you could put it that way.

I didn't realize
things had gone this far.

What are you trying to say?

That I hope you two
will be very happy.

She's given me her husband.

What am I gonna do with him?

There must be some mistake.

I told her I didn't want him,

but she was so busy
being the wronged woman

that she didn't listen.

I better go over
and talk to her.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello?

Oh, Pop. Where are you?

At the airport.
I'm taking a plane to Miami.

I'm picking up a ship
that's going on a world cruise.

But where's Mom?

She wouldn't even talk to me.

When I got home, she'd already
left for the railroad station.

She's probably
on a train right now.

Where's she going?

Home to her mother in Phoenix.

Look, son, I've gotta go now.
They're calling my flight.

Pop. wait a minute. Stay there.
I'll come and pick you up.

I'm sure we can
work this whole thing out.

No, no. It's no use, Darrin.

You just look
after yourself now.

Pop...

[LINE CLICKS]

Well, have you got
any more bright ideas?

My father's on
a plane to Florida.

My mother's on
a train to Phoenix.

I'd like to see
somebody solve this.

If only somehow we could
get them together,

I'm sure their problem
would be solved.

Mother...
Hmm?

Will you help me?

Oh, it'd be
an awful strain, dear.

I haven't tried anything
like that in years.

But you know it's important.

Mmm, still, it would be
an interesting challenge.

Where shall we
bring them together?

Angel Falls.
It has sentimental value.

Angel Falls.

Well, the first thing we have
to do is slow down the train.

Right.

You wanna try?

Sure.

[HORN BLARES]

Who pulled the emergency cord?

I-I-I did.

Well, why would you
do that, lady?

You know, I don't know.

That ought to hold them
for a few minutes.

It's nice to know
I haven't lost my touch.

Mother will take over from here.

Now, just give me room.

Hello, friends. This is
Captain Harcourt speaking.

Welcome aboard flight 645,
nonstop to Miami.

We're flying at an altitude
of 26,000 feet

and in just a few minutes,
we'll be landing in Angel Falls.

Angel Falls?

What made you say that?

I don't know.

Mother, Hmm?

Do they have an airstrip
in Angel Falls?

There will be
by the time they land.

I'm terribly sorry. I just don't
know what came over to me.

I don't usually do
things like that, you know.

Sure, lady, sure.

Well, I'm fine now,
so you can relax.

I'll behave myself.

Is that a promise?

Now, I better get back
to that train.

What's the matter
with you, lady?!

You're throwing the passengers
all over the place!

Well, I-I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I'll wait at the depot.

What depot? We're out
in the middle of nowhere.

By golly,
there is a depot out there.

[♪♪♪]

Frank, you're here.

Yeah.

Somehow I knew
you'd be here too.

Isn't it strange?

I pulled the cord twice.
I don't know why.

But I'm glad I did.

I'm glad too.

You look awfully pretty,
Phyllis.

Pretty as the last time
we were here.

There's been a lot of time
in between,

but nothing has changed much.

Has it, Frank?

No, nothing's changed.

It's funny how you let things
get out of hand.

I thought you'd lost
interest in me, so I...

I tried to make you feel
as old as I felt.

I'm sorry, dear.

Oh, no. It was all my fault,
Phyllis.

I was acting like an old goat.

Maybe we're not as old
as we think.

Maybe we're not.

May I drive you somewhere?

Home.

Sam!

Sam.
Hmm?

I just talked to Mom and Dad.
Guess where they are.

Where?
Angel Falls.

Really?
Oh, how nice.

Nice? It's fantastic.

Last time I talked to them, they
were on the verge of divorce,

heading in different directions.

My dad used to tell me
about Angel Falls.

He proposed to Mom right in
the middle of a thunderstorm.

[GASPS]

I forgot the thunderstorm.

What thunderstorm?

What was that for?

I just wanted
everything to be perfect.

[THUNDERCLAP]

All this should be
a lesson to us.

We must not become
used to each other.

I don't think I'll ever
become used to you, darling.

Aw, that's sweet of you to say.

You can see how important it is
to keep romance in a marriage.

Oh, promise me you'll never
stop being romantic.

Darrin?

[♪♪♪]