All language subtitles for Bewitched S01E18 The Cats Meow 1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3-Vertag_track3_[und]

[♪♪♪]

All right, Mother, very funny.

It's really easy
if you know how.

Samantha, what happened
to your head?

I gave myself a permanent.

On purpose?
Yes.

I thought perhaps your finger
got stuck in a light socket.

Did I hear you say
that you were going out

with What's-His-Name tonight?

It's our seventh anniversary.

Really, Samantha!

You haven't been carrying on
this charade for seven years!

Seven months, Mother.

Just seems like seven years.

You won't give up, will you?

Not until you do...

or he does.

Well, don't hold your breath.
Darrin loves me.

Samantha, you're living
in a fool's paradise.

Sooner or later that
perfect husband of yours

is going to roam,
and I don't mean Italy.

It doesn't have to be that way.

Oh, yes, it does.

Why?

Because he's mortal.

[♪♪♪]

You've done it again, Darrin.

Using the Venus de Milo
in this fashion

was a stroke of genius.

Don't you agree, Charlie?
First-rate.

I'm glad you're pleased,
Mr. Godfrey.

It's exactly what
we've been looking for.

Style, class and just the right
implication of... allure.

As far as I'm concerned,

it's a deal.
Well, I'll carry
the ball from here

with you and
the lawyers, Charlie.

Slow down, Larry.

I said it was a deal
as far as I was concerned.

Well, you are the president

of Countess Margaret's
Cosmetics, aren't you?

That's right.

And Margaret Marshall
is chairman of the board.

Oh, I forgot all about
the iron tigress.

She's due any minute.
I wouldn't worry too much.

I showed her Stephens'
preliminary sketches.

She didn't toss them
in the wastepaper basket.

That's always a good sign.

Oh, boy.

I think she'll buy you.

Buy me?

The campaign.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Yes?

WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]:
Miss Marshall is on her way in,
Mr. Stephens.

Thank you.

[DOOR OPENS]

[♪♪♪]

Miss Marshall.

Hello, Margaret.
How nice to see you.

You're faking it, Charles.

You know I make you
a nervous wreck.

Oh, and you can skip
the introductions.

I've already met Mr. Tate.

He's been trying to
lure my account away

from Ryan and Worth
for three years now.

I think I finally made it.

Well, that hasn't quite
been decided yet, has it?

And you're Mr. Stephens.
Yes.

I like your work.
I hope I'll like you.

I hope so too.

Well, Charlie,
what do you think?

I'm sold!
That is, if you are.

It is good.
Splendid!

Then let's sign the papers
so Darrin can get started.

Just a minute, Larry,
I said it was good.

I didn't say
I was ready to sign.

I want Darrin to have
the benefit of my thinking

on the changes we discussed.

If it comes off
as well as I think it will,

he'll have the account.

Fair enough. Let's get to work.

I can't. I'm late
for a meeting at our plant.

But you'll be back.

Well, not soon enough.

I'm afraid you'll have to
meet me in Chicago.

Chicago?

Our home offices are there.

I'll arrange
your transportation.

We'll have dinner tonight
and get to work.

Tonight?

Never argue with
a million dollar account.

I have great plans for us.

He'll be there.
Good.

Let's go, Charlie.

We're in, my boy!

Margaret Marshall's
signature on a contract

could mean $250,000 annually.

Larry, it's our anniversary.

Incidentally, I think she's
taken quite a shine to you.

Larry!
She doesn't know you're married.

So until this deal is signed,

what she doesn't know
won't hurt her, right?

Larry, my anniversary.

Don't swim upstream, Darrin,
unless you want to lay an egg.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

Hi, there!
My, you are home early.

You didn't get fired, I hope.

No, nothing like that.

As a matter of fact,
things have been going well.

Good.

Sam, I've got to talk
to you about something.

What happened to your head?

I got my finger stuck
in a light socket.

You should see how
pretty it's gonna look

when I take it down tonight.

That's what I have
to talk to you about.

We have to call it off.

Oh, Darrin.
I'm sorry, but it's business.

You see, the head
of this cosmetic firm

feels that my work needs
a few finishing touches

and insists upon
doing them tonight,

so I have to fly to Chicago.

Chicago?
Mm-hm.

This person flew back and
practically issued an order

for me to follow immediately.

Oh. Well, that's very
inconsiderate.

Who is this person?

What person?
The head of the firm.

Oh! Name's Marshall.

I'm sorry, honey, but I've just
gotta lock up this account.

Darrin, aren't you gonna
open your present?

Of course, darling.

Beautiful-looking box.

Oh, honey, that's a knockout!

You like it?

You didn't...

No, of course not.

I've been saving money
out of the grocery budget.

Works too.

Here, open yours.

Oh, Darrin.

Oh!

Darrin, it's beautiful!

You sure you like it?

It's stunning!
You have marvelous taste.

Thank you. You sure
you don't care about tonight?

Well...

But I understand.
I would like to come with you.

No! I-I mean, I don't think
you'd enjoy it, sweetheart.

I'd be with you.

Yes, but I'd be
with this person.

Besides, there's an unwritten
law in the advertising game:

wives and business
just don't mix.

You could take me along

in a case with holes in it,
like a pussycat,

and nobody would know
I was there.

Honey, I'll only be gone
a few hours.

If you get lonely,
ask your mother to join you.

I'll think of something
to amuse me tonight.

Ah, I'd feel much better if
you stayed right here at home.

Promise?

If you promise not to let
that Marshall person

keep you away too long.

It's a deal.

Just tell her your wife's
waiting for you.

Her?

Don't say it.

Nothing is farther
from my thoughts.

But... I told you so.

WOMAN [ON PA]:
Mr. Darrin Stephens,

please step to the telephone
at the information counter.

Mr. Darrin Stephens,
please step to the telephone

at the information counter.

Hello, Samantha?

Oh, Larry, you just caught me.

Now go to it, my boy.

And I don't have to tell you

what this account
could mean to us.

Look, there's only so much I can
do, even for McMann & Tate.

And above all, remember,
don't tell her you're married.

Okay, Larry, okay.
Goodbye.

Mr. Stephens. I'm Kujo.

How'd you know me?

Missy Marshall
described you perfectly.

Handsome, strong-looking
young man, sexy eyes, worried.

This way, please.

Where are you taking me?

To Missy Marshall.
At her office?

Surely you jest!
I do?

You dine alone with her at home.

Very private.
Easy to get things done.

Captain Kelly waiting
to take you

to Missy Marshall in speedboat.

You said I was meeting
Missy Mar...

I mean, Miss Marshall, at home.

Is home, see?

Name of boat, True Love.

She lives out there?

People who live on yachts
don't have noisy neighbors.

You'll be all by yourself.

Captain Kelly,
this is Mr. Stephens.

Deliver him
to Missy Marshall, please.

My pleasure, sir.
The speedboat's waiting.

Is that your cat?

No, just found it wandering
around the end of the pier.

Unusual too. Most cats
don't take much to the water.

I'm moored at the end of
the pier. This way, sir.

Are you taking that cat?
[MEOWS]

Might as well give it a good
home aboard the True Love.

SAMANTHA:
Well, you could take me along

in a case with holes in it,
like a pussycat.

Would you mind
waiting for me for a minute?

I'd like to make a phone call.

Looks like our fearless leader

caught herself a very
nervous one this time.

He has all the symptoms
of a married man.

Well, he'll be three miles out.
No one can get to him there.

Hmm, jealous wife
make very strong swimmer.

Confucius?
Kujo. I just make it up.

No, operator, I don't remember
the area code number.

Your dedication to housework

is positively revolting,
Samantha.

Be patient, Mother.

As soon as I burn the trash,

we'll have time
for a nice, long visit.

You realize, of course,
that while you're igniting that,

Margaret Marshall
is doing the same thing

to that husband of yours.

I told you why
Darrin went to Chicago.

It's business.

Monkey business.

[RINGING]

She's not here, Donald.

Did you get to your party?
No.

Maybe your party
get to other party.

Yeah.
All set, sir?

I guess so.
This way, please.

Did I hear the phone ring?

I don't know. Did you?

You were standing right there.

No. Actually I was
standing over there.

Now that you mention it,
I did hear a ringing sound.

Mother, did the phone ring while
I was outside or didn't it?

I believe it did.

Who was it?
It didn't say.

You answered, and you don't know
who was on the other end?

Well, not exactly.
I didn't answer it.

It must've been Darrin.

Mother, you really
are impossible.

Well, Samantha, I didn't want
to be overly pushy.

I'm sure he wanted
to talk to me,

and I have no way
of reaching him.

Why don't you go to Chicago.

Because I promised I wouldn't.

And because it's underhanded
and sneaky

and shows a complete
lack of faith.

All right,
you talked me into it.

Into what?

Well, I didn't
promise him anything.

After all, someone has
to be there to make sure

that he's not making
a fool of you.

Mother, I forbid you.

You forbid me?

[LAUGHS]

Isn't that divine?

Oh, really, Samantha, I think
you've lost your marbles.

[♪♪♪]

Welcome aboard the True Love.
And down the hatch.

Thank you.
All secured, Miss Marshall.

Good. Let's get under way.
Under way?

We'll take a cruise while
we're planning our campaign.

I always plan better
away from the crowd.

How far are we going?

We'll see how
our plans crystallize.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Why so fidgety?

I, um... I'm just
not used to boats.

You're not afraid of me,
are you?

Certainly not. I just think
we should get down to business.

So do I.

[CAT MEOWS]

MARGARET:
Is something wrong?

I think we'd better
discuss the champagne.

I mean, the campaign.

That's what we're
here for, after all.

Why are you so nervous?

Cats. I'm allergic to cats.
They make me sneeze.

We'll have her removed.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

She does have a pretty face.

Beautiful! Lovely face.

It's the prettiest face
I've ever seen.

Oh, Kujo, put another bottle
on ice

and take the pussycat away.

Yes, Missy.
[MEOWING]

Have you always
had this trouble?

I don't have any trouble.

Oh, the allergy!

Oh, yes, yes, since I was...

Oh, you probably never had a pet
when you were a boy.

What a shame.

Yes.

Well, now, you were saying
at the office this afternoon

that you had an idea
for a specific approach.

Shall we talk about that?

I always have specific ideas
about approaches.

They must be good.
You've been very successful.

Very.

You own and operate
one of the most successful

firms of its kind
in the country.

Quite remarkable.

Does the music bother you?

Not a bit.
Good.

Shall we dive
right into the matter,

so that I could have
the benefit of your thinking?

If you insist.

It's quite simple, really.

Instead of Venus,
I thought we'd have a girl

rising from the sea
on the label.

I might even pose for it myself
in something scant and sexy.

Do you think
that's too immodest?

Oh, not at all.
But Venus was a classic.

To the women who buy my product,
Venus is a plump girl

who never learned
to stop biting her fingernails.

But something scant and sexy,
is that the proper image?

I'm beginning to think

that you don't think
I can handle it.

Oh, I didn't mean that.

Don't go away.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[MEOWING]

Samantha? Where are you?

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

All right, Samantha,
I know it's you.

You gave me your word
you'd stay home,

but you couldn't keep
your promise, could you?

DARRIN: Now, what has it
accomplished?

It just proves
that you don't trust me.

Sweetheart, you know I love you.
Why did you have to do this?

[DOOR CLOSES]

I...
[MEOWS]

Samantha?

Samantha, you have no right
to act this way!

[MEOWS]

Now, Sam, I'm here on business,
and that's all there is.

Sam?

[MEOWS]

Hi.

Looking for something?
The cat.

Did she come back?
Yes.

She must like you.
She did, once.

When?
Never mind.

You haven't even noticed.

Do you think the public would
mind replacing Venus with me?

Oh, no, you look lovely,
great, marvelous! Now cover up.

We'll change
the campaign your way.

You win. We're all set.

Now that the business is over,

shall we get down to
the recreational aspects?

Don't you think you should

put on something
a little bit warmer?

You'll catch your death of cold.
I'm quite comfortable.

Cozy, as a matter of fact.

Larry Tate should have
come along in this meeting.

We don't need him.
Oh, yes, we do.

There are certain complications
he should be aware of.

This is no time to worry about
complications or Larry Tate.

[MEOWING]

Samantha, wait!
[MEOWING]

Excuse me.

Samantha?

Where are you, darling?

Samantha?

Sam?

Is everything hunky-dory,
Mr. Stephens?

Yes, fine. I was just taking
a turn around the deck.

Salt air is very refreshing.

Yes, I can imagine.

Sam?

Sam?

Sam?

Sam?

Sweetheart, is that you
underneath all those feathers?

It's me, Darrin.

Speak to me, sweetheart.

Don't be angry.
You know I love you.

Don't turn away
from me like that.

Sam, will you please
stop spying on me?

Everything's going to
be all right, just...

Have you been eating fish?

DARRIN: Will you
just fly away home?

[MEOWS]

Oh. Excuse me.

Samantha. Samantha,
you're driving me crazy.

Speak to me.

Darling, say something.

Anything at all.

I apologize for thinking
you were that ugly bird.

DARRIN:
Samantha, I love you!

[MEOWS]
Don't growl at me, sweetheart.

[MEOWS]

I know what you mean.

He was behaving very strangely
when he was in here.

Oh, all right, captain,

I guess you'd better head
the boat back to the mooring.

Aye, aye, Miss Marshall.

Are you always romantic
with cats and pelicans

instead of women?

Not necessarily.

Captain Kelly couldn't help
overhearing your conversation.

It was just a gag.
You understand.

It's hard to explain.

Let me help you.
You're married, right?

Oh, yes!

I wasn't supposed to t...

I mean, it never came up,
so I didn't mention it.

But I'm very married, yes.

She must be exceptional.

Oh, she is!
Exceptional, I mean.

If I told you how exceptional,
you wouldn't believe me.

Spare me the details.

Then the deal's off?

Off? With the best campaign
I've seen in years?

Look, friend,
business is one thing.

Playtime is another.

You've got what I want
for the company.

So when you get back
to your office,

you can tell your associates
all systems are go.

Is that clear?

Oh, that's very clear.

And I'm sorry
that I love my wife.

I mean, I don't mean
my wife, I mean...

Oh, please, it isn't important.
I'll leave you two alone now.

Oh, and one parting word
of advice.

If I were you,
I'd never touch champagne.

You just wait
till I get you home.

[MEOWS]

All right, Sam, your little
masquerade is over.

You're home now.

Now, will you please talk to me
before I really get angry?

Hello, darling.
I'm so glad you're home.

I'm so glad to see you!
See me?

I haven't been out of your sight
since I left this house.

What on earth do you mean?

Uh, I mean,

you haven't been out of my sight
since I left this house.

You've been right there,
uh, in my mind,

just as though
you were really there.

That's sweet.

What were you saying
to this cat?

What cat?

Oh, this cat!
Nothing special.

You know how much
I love animals.

Besides, it's a present for you.

To keep you company in case
I ever have to leave home again.

Try not to leave home again.

[WINGS FLAPPING]

Good night, Mother.

You never looked lovelier.

[♪♪♪]