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[♪♪♪]
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[DIVING BOARD CREAKING]
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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Ooh. Ahh!
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[GIGGLES]
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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[GIGGLES]
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Right!
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[SCREECHES]
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Aahh!
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Eeeh!
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[♪♪♪]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Samantha?
This is Louise Tate.
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I'm at the corner
filling station.
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I must see you right away.
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Right away?
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Well, wouldn't it be better
if I met you somewhere?
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Oh, well,
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if it's that urgent, Louise,
yes, all right, I'll see you.
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I'll be right there.
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Good. Goodbye.
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[♪♪♪]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hello, Loui... Hello, Samantha.
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Louise, what's the matter?
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Has something happened
to Darrin?
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Oh, no, no.
Of course not.
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Is Larry all right?
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Up till now, yes.
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Well, for heaven's sakes,
Louise, what happened?
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Samantha, Larry and I
have been married for 16 years.
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Did you know that?
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Yes, of course.
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Well, now, after all this time...
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Has something happened
between you and Larry?
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Yes, finally.
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Louise, no!
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I'm going to be a mother.
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Louise, no!
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Yes. The doctor just called
to say the tests were positive.
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I'm on my way to see him now.
Will you come with me, Samantha?
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Oh, yes, of course!
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I'm terrified!
Why?
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It's the most wonderful thing
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that could ever happen
to a woman.
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Well, I'm not so terrified
of the thought of being a mother
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as I am of Larry being a father!
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Larry will make
a wonderful father.
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What did he say
when you told him?
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I'm afraid to tell him,
Samantha.
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Afraid?
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Well, after all these years,
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I don't think Larry's
gonna care for the idea.
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Besides, he hates children.
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Why?
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He says they're too young.
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Oh, my stars.
Come on, Louise.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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Well, what is it?
A cavity.
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A cavity?
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Yeah, I think you better
have it taken care of, Larry.
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Yeah. I guess I better go
during my lunch hour.
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That's a good idea.
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Uh, Darrin?
Hmm?
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How'd you like to go with me?
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Well, what for?
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Well, I just thought if you
weren't particularly hungry,
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perhaps you'd like
to spend lunch with me.
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You're not scared,
are you, Larry?
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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I just thought you could
drive me back to the office
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from the medical center,
that's all.
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That gas makes you
a bit groggy, you know?
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Gas? Oh, he won't
give you gas for that.
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What do you mean, no gas?
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He's going to drill the tooth,
isn't he?
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Of course, but he'll
probably give you a needle.
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You're not serious?
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To deaden the pain of the drill.
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What deadens the pain
of the needle?
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Come on, Larry,
it's just a little stick.
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It only lasts for a minute.
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Haven't you ever been
to a dentist before?
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Only once.
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My father took me.
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Well, how old were you?
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Thirty-seven.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, don't laugh. Everyone has
their Achilles heel.
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Mine happens to be in my mouth.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I know when I tell Larry,
he'll faint.
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Don't be silly.
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It's times like these
men become very strong.
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You really think so?
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I know it.
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Then he'll probably hit me.
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Louise.
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And I just can't wait to see
the look on Darrin's face
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when I tell him.
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Why, that lucky son of a gun.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
How'd it go?
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[CHUCKLING]
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Larry, are you all right?
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What's the matter? They give you
laughing gas or something?
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Darrin Stephens, you are
one lucky son of a gun!
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What are you talking about?
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Who do you think I saw
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when I came out of
the dentist's office, hmm?
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I don't know. Who?
Guess!
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I don't know.
Samantha.
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Samantha? What was she doing
at the medical center?
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I didn't talk to her.
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She didn't see me.
Oh?
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Know where she went?
No.
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Guess!
I don't know!
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I don't suppose I really
ought to tell you.
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Certainly you ought to tell me!
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All right.
Sit down.
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I don't wanna sit down!
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[CHUCKLES]
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You lucky son of a gun!
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, oh, okay, okay.
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Don't sit down.
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But if you fall down,
don't blame me... papa.
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What did you say?
You heard me.
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Papa.
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Larry, are you serious?
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Of course I'm serious.
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I saw her go into
Dr. Bricey's office.
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Hmm? Dr. Bricey,
the obstetrician?
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That's incredible.
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Louise was with her,
and I heard them talking.
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Samantha said she couldn't wait
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to see the look on your face
when she told you.
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That's incredible.
I'll call her.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
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This is probably the most
important moment
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in a woman's life.
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Let her give you the news
in her own way.
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You're right.
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I won't say a word.
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I'll let her tell me
when she wants to tell me.
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I'll just call her now in case
she wants to tell me now.
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Take it easy, will you, Darrin?
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She hasn't had a chance
to get home yet.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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WOMAN:
Mrs. Stephens is calling.
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Remember, not one word,
you lucky son of a gun.
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Hello, sweetheart.
How are you feeling?
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Oh, I'm fine.
How are you?
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Oh, I'm fine.
I'm just fine.
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[WHISPERING]
She's fine.
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Where are you, darling?
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I, uh, I'm in town, shopping,
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and I ran into Louise Tate.
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Oh, that's wonderful,
sweetheart.
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Yes, isn't that nice?
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And we thought it might
be a good idea
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if you brought Larry home,
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and the four of us could
have dinner together.
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[WHISPERING]
Larry's there with him.
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All right, sweetheart.
Yes, we'll see you at home.
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Hmm? Oh.
Larry wants to talk to you.
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What'll I say to him?
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Oh, for heaven's sakes, Louise,
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you've been married to him
for 16 years.
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Hello, Larry?
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Yes, dear.
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Oh, certainly, dear.
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Goodbye, dear.
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Darrin thought dinner
was an excellent idea,
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so long as I didn't
stand on my feet too long.
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I'll tell you,
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that husband of mine is
one kind and considerate man.
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Seems like I've got
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a pretty kind and considerate
husband myself.
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Oh? What'd he say?
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He told me to cook the dinner.
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He doesn't want you to stand
on your feet too long either.
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It'll be great for you, the best
thing that ever happened.
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It's gonna be wonderful.
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Oh, children are marvelous
when you're young.
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Of course, when you get
old and tired and impatient,
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that's a different story.
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That doesn't sound
like you, Larry.
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It isn't me. I meant Louise.
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Oh.
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Well, lucky,
what do you think it'll be?
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Well...
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I haven't the faintest idea.
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Well, one thing's for sure:
It'll be either a boy or a girl.
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I certainly hope so.
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Well, I'll see you around 7.
We'll head for home... papa.
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[LARRY'S VOICE ECHOING]
What do you think it'll be?What do you think it'll be?
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Yes, Miss Nelson.
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Mrs. Stephens and the children
are here, Mr. Stephens.
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Children?
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Yes, sir.
Shall I send them in?
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Uh, yes, of course.
Send them in.
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hello, darling.
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I hope we didn't catch you
when you were too busy.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Of course not, sweetheart.
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I'm taking the children
to lunch.
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Then we're all
going to the park.
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Well, swell. I'll, uh...
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Get down from there!
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Okay, Daddy.
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[BLOWING]
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Oh, no.
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Mama?
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Yes, Rebecca?
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Samuel has to... you know.
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You take him, dear.
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Okay.
Come on, Samuel.
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Samantha,
are all our children...?
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Well, of course, darling.
What did you expect?
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Mother, you tell Maurice
to give me back my candy.
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MAURICE:
Oh, yeah?
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Well, you're getting
too fat anyway.
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Don't you dare say that again.
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Fat, fat, the water rat
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Sam... Sam... Samantha,
do something!
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Now, little Endora,
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you change your brother back
immediately, do you hear?
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Do I have to?
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Yes, of course.
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Okay.
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Are you sure you can't come
to the park with us, darling?
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No! I don't think I can.
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I mean, I've got so much to do,
I'd better not.
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Oh, all right, sweetheart.
We'll see you at home.
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Now, now, now, children. We've
disturbed your father enough.
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Last one to the park
is a rotten egg!
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SAMANTHA:
All right, now. All together.
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One, two, three.
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[HEAVY WIND BLOWING]
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Hey, Mom!
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Come on, Julius.
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[HEAVY WIND BLOWING]
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Sam, what have we done?
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Gladys, even if
there was a pool,
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you can't find it now!
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It's dark out!
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I don't know
what they did with it,
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but it's here somewhere, Abner,
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and I've got to find it!
260
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,697
We'll get arrested, Gladys!
261
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,434
Not if you don't yell!
262
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,502
Why don't you stop
all the noise and help me look?
263
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,704
I looked already, Gladys.
Where'd you look?
264
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,139
I looked in the garage.
265
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,807
There is no swimming pool.
266
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,410
I examined the yard
from one end to the other.
267
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,612
No swimming pool.
268
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,583
I even looked around the back,
under the garbage cans.
269
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,651
There is no swimming pool!
270
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,720
Look once again, Abner!
271
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,389
What time do you think
they'll be here?
272
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,457
Any minute now.
273
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,624
Why don't you try to relax.
274
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,960
I can't relax.
I'm scared to death.
275
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,728
Why don't you have
something to munch on.
276
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,097
That ought to calm you down.
277
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,400
That's a good idea.
Do you have any Indian nuts?
278
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,035
No, I don't think so.
279
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,704
You know,
lately I'm crazy about them.
280
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,606
Isn't that ridiculous?
281
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,441
[DOORBELL RINGS]
282
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,579
Oh, there they are. Now,
you just relax. I'll get it.
283
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,123
Oh, good evening,
Mr. Kravitz, Mrs. Kravitz.
284
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,759
Good evening. Mrs. Stephens,
do you have a swimming pool?
285
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,028
No. No, we don't.
286
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,864
Are you absolutely sure?
287
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,899
Yes, of course.
288
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,969
Thank you. Good night,
Mrs. Stephens.
289
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,004
Good night.
290
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:43,174
Uh, Gladys.
291
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,276
Gladys?
292
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,945
Oops.
293
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,079
[LAUGHS]
294
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,781
What in the world
would make them think
295
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,783
we had a swimming pool?
296
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,854
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]
297
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,822
That's Darrin's car.
298
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,959
Oh, Samantha,
what am I gonna do?
299
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,761
Just get hold of yourself.
300
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:07,598
This is the most important
moment of your life.
301
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,900
Louise! Stop fussing.
You look gorgeous.
302
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,902
[DOOR RATTLES]
303
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,241
Hello, darling.
304
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,476
Hi there.
305
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,910
Hello.
306
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,252
How are you feeling?
I'm just fine.
307
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,253
These are for you.
308
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,555
Oh, thank you.
309
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,390
And so are these.
310
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,525
Hi, Louise.
Hi, Louise.
311
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,793
You look lovely.
312
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,695
You certainly do.
That's a beautiful dress.
313
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,796
Thank you.
314
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:39,897
You smell beautiful too.
315
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,299
How about that perfume, Darrin?
316
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,300
It's perfect.
317
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,068
Well, aren't you both nice.
318
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,869
I think I'll go
and put these in some water.
319
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,605
I'll help you.
320
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,809
Oh, uh, has anyone noticed
how lovely Louise looks?
321
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,110
Certainly did.
322
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,012
You look very pretty, Louise.
323
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:01,219
I don't smell bad, either.
Would you like to try me?
324
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,689
How'd everything go today,
darling?
325
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,856
Wonderfully.
326
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,124
I got a little shopping done.
327
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,126
Sure you didn't get too tired?
328
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:13,297
No, no, not at all.
I feel wonderful.
329
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,334
Are you all right?
330
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,269
Oh, I'm fine.
331
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,704
We're both fine.
332
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,805
That's fine.
333
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:24,908
Who's for a martini?
334
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,009
Great idea.
335
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,177
I'll have one.
336
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,346
Me too.
337
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,514
You think you ought to,
Samantha?
338
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,515
Sure. Why not?
339
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,418
Well, I mean, maybe...
340
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,687
Uh, maybe it'll spoil
your appetite.
341
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,189
Oh, nothing can spoil
my appetite.
342
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:42,393
Well, all right,
but just one. A little one.
343
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,494
I'll have one.
344
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,162
Here you are, Samantha.
345
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,636
Oh, thank you.
346
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,272
I'll take this with me,
and I'll check on dinner.
347
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,774
I'll carry it for you,
sweetheart.
348
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,477
It isn't heavy.
349
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,078
Well, uh, I like
to make things easier
350
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,046
for you whenever I can.
351
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,181
Oh.
352
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,549
I'll have one.
353
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,857
Larry, I'd like a drink.
354
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,327
All you have to do is ask.
355
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,297
New dress?
356
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,231
Yes. You like it?
357
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,768
I might.
How much did it cost?
358
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,503
Not very much.
359
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,505
I'm crazy about it.
360
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,976
Here you are.
361
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,077
A little tight, isn't it?
362
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,979
Tight?
363
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,816
Oh, well...
364
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,751
Larry, I'd like to talk to you.
365
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,753
Well?
366
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,856
Larry, you're not an old man.
367
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,091
You're a very young man, really.
368
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,293
What are you talking about?
369
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,661
Well, what I mean is...
370
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,663
it's not too late.
371
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,732
Too late? For what?
372
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,767
Well, it's not too late
for an old man
373
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,137
who really isn't old
to be a young man.
374
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,138
Really.
375
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,173
Are you sick or something?
376
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:08,779
No, I'm not sick,
but I want another martini.
377
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,381
Phew.
378
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,485
I've never seen you
down one that fast before.
379
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,853
You better take it easy.
380
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,922
I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of myself.
381
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,792
I was thinking
about your weight.
382
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:22,793
What about my weight?
383
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,895
Well, martinis are fattening.
384
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,196
Two of them?
385
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,198
It all adds up.
386
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,700
You know, I've been noticing,
387
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,002
lately you're getting
a little thicker in the waist.
388
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,671
I am?
389
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,172
It's nothing
to get panicky about,
390
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,307
but you could try a little
exercise during the day.
391
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,478
You know, pushups
or knee bends or something.
392
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,313
I can't do that, Larry.
393
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,314
Why not?
394
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,883
I'm going to have...
395
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,917
Dinner's on the table.
396
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,719
Come and get it, Louise, Larry.
397
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,821
Okay. Going to have what?
398
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,523
You're going to have what?
399
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,193
I'm going to have...
dinner.
400
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,795
Louise.
401
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,232
There you are, sweetheart.
402
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,067
Thank you, darling.
Aren't you sweet?
403
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,102
DARRIN:
Comfortable?
404
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,336
SAMANTHA:
I certainly am.
405
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,072
Now, you all better eat
before this gets cold.
406
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,374
LARRY:
It smells marvelous.
407
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,209
Here, Louise.
408
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,078
Louise?
409
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,247
Well, what's wrong?
Aren't you hungry?
410
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:21,318
Larry, I have something to say,
and I'm going to say it.
411
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,186
Is something wrong, Louise?
412
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,855
I only meant it as a joke.
413
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,590
Good girl, Louise!
414
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,825
Well, what is it?
415
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,294
This morning, Samantha and I
416
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,562
went downtown to see a doctor.
417
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,563
[THUMPS UNDER TABLE]
418
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,697
Ooh!
419
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,198
What happened?
420
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,534
He kicked me!
421
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,403
I'm sorry. M-my foot slipped.
422
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,605
It was an accident.
423
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,373
Go ahead, Louise.
424
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,578
We went to see Dr. Bricey.
And, Larry, you know what?
425
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,848
Yes, I know what. You can't keep
your mouth shut, that's what.
426
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,049
Larry!
427
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,216
Well, I'm sorry.
428
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,018
I know you were at Dr. Bricey's.
I saw you.
429
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,788
You mean you know?
430
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,757
Of course I know.
431
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:04,094
Don't be angry, Larry.
It's made me very happy.
432
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,696
I was hoping
you'd feel the same way.
433
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,532
I do. I think it's marvelous.
434
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,667
But I also think
435
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,869
that Samantha should be the one
to tell Darrin.
436
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,138
It's all right with me.
Go ahead, Samantha.
437
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,607
You sure?
438
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,109
Go on. Tell him.
439
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,112
All right.
440
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,380
Darrin?
441
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,682
Yes, dear?
442
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,218
Louise is gonna have a baby!
443
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,286
Who?
444
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,254
Congratulations, Darrin,
445
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,390
you lucky son of a gun!
446
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,793
No two people
in the world are dearer to me
447
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,027
than you and Louise.
448
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,996
And now there's going to be...
449
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,669
Louise?
450
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,104
Louise?
451
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,372
Louise!
452
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,844
You?
453
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,514
After all this time?
454
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,849
I'm sorry, Larry.
455
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,852
What do you mean, sorry?
I think it's wonderful.
456
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,788
How do you feel?
457
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,724
My leg is killing me.
458
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,197
I just can't understand why
it took you so long to tell me.
459
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,099
Well, I didn't know
how you'd feel about it.
460
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,802
Great!
That's how I feel about it.
461
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,638
Just great!
462
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,876
You thought it was me.
463
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,178
I sure did.
464
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,747
That isn't all I thought.
465
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,949
Oh? What else?
466
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,984
It's not important.
467
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,554
Samantha, when we do
have a child,
468
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,589
what sort of child
do you suppose it'll be?
469
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,792
Your guess is as good as mine.
470
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,461
Oh, I know it'll be
a boy or a girl...
471
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,529
Won't it?
472
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,164
Oh, I imagine.
473
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,967
A boy or a girl... what?
474
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,036
I don't know.
475
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:57,708
I just hope
it'll be a happy child,
476
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,679
with your eyes and your hair,
477
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,448
and it would be nice
if it had my...
478
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,118
[♪♪♪]
479
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:58,802
[DIVING BOARD CREAKING]
480
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,671
[WATER SPLASHING]
481
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:11,381
[WHIMPERING]
482
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:17,320
[♪♪♪]
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