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I thought all it needed
was the antenna.
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Oh, no. No, lady,
that was just part of it.
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Your oscillator variation
control is out,
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your audio analyzer's burned
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and that TV filter,
well, that's all shredded.
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It's gonna be a job. Big job.
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Can I use your phone?
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Yes, of course.
It's in the kitchen.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I put the antenna up,
and I stripped down the set.
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Ought to be worth about 40 bucks
to put it back together again.
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[LAUGHS]
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How did you, uh...?
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Nail file.
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[♪♪♪]
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They're putting a new
train in service.
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Leaves the city at 10pm.
How about that?
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Don't tell me.
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That's a gentle way of saying
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you have to start
working nights again.
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Nothing like it.
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My evenings with you are worth
more than success or gold.
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I should think Larry would want
you to save your strength.
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He'd go out of business
if you got sick.
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[WHISPERING]
Samantha!
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I have to speak to you.
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[WHISPERING]
What's the matter?
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I can't talk in front of him.
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It's extremely urgent.
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There's nothing
you can't say to me
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that you can't say
in front of Darrin.
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Well, get rid of him.
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And hurry up! It's cold in here.
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What did you say, dear?
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I said it was sweet
of you to say so.
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Say what?
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About my being more
important to you than gold.
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I like the thought.
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Sincerely said
and honestly felt.
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[WHISPERING]
Samantha!
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I advise you to listen to me.
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What is it, mother?
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It's your father.
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He's coming to see you.
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Father?
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What did you say, honey?
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Nothing, darling.
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That's funny.
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You know, for a moment there
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I thought you were
talking to the dishes.
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Father's coming here?
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Yes, he is. Tonight.
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And he knows you're married.
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Why so secretive?
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Don't you realize what
that means, Samantha?
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Of course.
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Oh, it'll be wonderful seeing
him again and...
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Oh, no!
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Exactly.
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How are you going
to explain Duncan?
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Darrin.
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His name will be mud
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when your father
finds out he's human.
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Maybe we'd just as well
face it now.
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I'm married and there's
nothing he can do about it.
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I shudder to think
how many things
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he can and probably will do
about it.
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What am I going to do?
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Your father?
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Yes.
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He knows I'm married,
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and he's coming
to see me tonight.
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When did you find out
about this?
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Just now.
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You were talking to the dishes!
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I was talking to Mother.
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She was trying
to be unobtrusive.
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Oh.
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Well, so your father's coming.
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I'd like to meet him.
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Father doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Well, neither does your mother,
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but we worked that out.
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Sort of.
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But Father's different.
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He's got a terrible temper.
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Honey, it's time he faced
the fact you're married to me.
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What can he do about it?
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That's what he can do about it.
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You're kidding.
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No, Darrin, I'm not kidding.
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I know my father.
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And I'd better
break the news to him alone.
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Okay.
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Okay, but I'm coming home
right afterwards.
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Darrin?
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Uh, Darrin,
look these over, will you?
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Yeah, sure, Larry.
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Uh, try to get on it
this afternoon, will you?
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We can talk about it
on the train.
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I forgot to tell you, Larry.
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I won't be going home tonight.
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[KNOWINGLY] Oh, really?
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"Oh, really?"
Come on, now, Larry!
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I'm just going to stay in town
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and have dinner.
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Trouble with Samantha?
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No, of course not.
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Then why can't you go home?
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The fact is, my father-in-law's
coming over tonight,
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and Samantha hasn't
told him about me yet.
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So what?
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He should be proud to have
the finest account executive
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of McMann & Tate
for a son-in-law.
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I'm afraid that wouldn't
impress him very much, Larry.
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Well, you're a fine
human being, Darrin.
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What more does he want?
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If I told you,
you'd never believe me.
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I've got to be strong
with Daddy.
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After all, I'm not
a child anymore.
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You'd better be careful
or you won't be a bride anymore.
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It's not fair.
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No one tells him
how to run his life.
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First of all, your father
doesn't run his life,
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he... choreographs it.
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I don't care what he does.
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When he gets here, I'm going
to stand right up to him.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[GASPS]
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Father!
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Samantha! Of course, it is.
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You've got to be my daughter.
You're positively gorgeous.
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Well, what about yourself?
You look marvelous.
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Yes, I suppose I do.
All right, Charles.
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I shan't be needing you anymore.
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Endora.
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My love.
Nice to see you.
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It's nice to see you too,
Maurice. How are you?
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In excellent health, thank you.
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You wouldn't have it
any other way, would you?
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Of course not.
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Close your eyes
and reach in my pocket.
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You brought me something?
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Haven't I always?
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[GASPS]
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Oh, Father!
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It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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It's the most beautiful thing
anyone has ever seen.
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Endora,
a little something for you.
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Oh, thank you, Maurice.
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Oh, how very thoughtful of you!
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From that charming little shop
in Zurich. Remember?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, I remember.
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Is that disagreeable
little clerk still there?
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Oh, yes, he's there.
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And still disagreeable,
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but, uh, very, very little.
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Oh, Maurice, you shouldn't have!
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It was nothing.
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Not the gift, the clerk.
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I haven't brought anything
for the man of the house,
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but then, what can you create
for a man who has everything?
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What's his name?
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Darryl? Denny? Dinny?
Donald.
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Darrin.
Darrin.
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Darrin. That's a good name.
It's got a good sound to it.
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Darrin. Darrin what?
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Stephens.
Stephens.
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I don't think
I've ever flown into them.
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Massachusetts.
Very old stock.
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Good.
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Are you happy?
Yes, I am.
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That's all that's important.
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That's what I've always
wanted for you.
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You really mean that, Father?
Of course I do!
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Then I have something
to tell you.
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Marry the right man,
and you'll be happy.
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The right man?
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Haven't I always said that?
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Find the man of whom I approve,
and he'll make you happy.
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Do you remember
my telling you that?
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Yes, now that you mention it.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Why should he be
against your marriage?
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He just doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Oh? I didn't know
you were mixed.
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Oh, yes.
Um, I'm English and...
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she's Norwegian.
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That's a mixed marriage?
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To her father it is.
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What is he, a Viking?
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Worse.
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Well, where is he?
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When am I going
to get a look at him?
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Well, he's not here,
is he, Mother?
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I hope not.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, if he was here,
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he wouldn't be where
he was supposed to be.
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Isn't that right, Samantha?
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Yes, Mother, that's right.
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And he's supposed
to be in... Washington.
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What do you think of him,
Endora?
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Well, I...
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I, uh, think he'll surprise you.
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Good.
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Good.
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Look, Darrin,
you love Samantha, don't you?
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Certainly.
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Well, then, you have
to fight for her,
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stand up to the old man.
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What can he do to you?
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Point a finger at you
and blow you up
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like you were made out of glass?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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It's a shame I'm not going
to see that young man of yours.
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Yes, well, it's too bad
you can't stay longer.
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Darrin should be home
in a few days.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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He's been working
so hard lately.
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Aren't you going to answer it?
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The telephone?
Yes.
223
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,974
Oh, yes!
Yes, of course.
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Hello?
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Hello, Darrin.
How are you?
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I'm in a bar getting drunk.
227
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You're so far away
I can hardly hear you.
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He's so far away
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I can hardly hear him.
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You won't be home for a week?
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Why not?
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Oh, that's a shame.
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You see, my father
dropped in tonight,
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and I was hoping the two of you
would get a chance to meet.
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If you think I'm going
to spend a week in this bar,
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you're out of your mind.
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Oh, no, of course not.
Just a moment.
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I think I'd better take this in
the other room. You understand.
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Of course.
Go ahead, darling.
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She's turned into quite a girl.
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Chip off the old block, eh?
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If you say so, Maurice.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
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Mmm, quite like old times.
245
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Brussels. Remember
l'épaule de mouton?
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Oh, what a weekend that was.
247
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We were never in Brussels
together, Maurice.
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Of course we were!
I remember distinctly.
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You were...
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Perhaps you're right.
251
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You always did have a memory
like a steel trap, Endora.
252
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Chanson du Mer '59.
'53 was much better.
253
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No '53.
254
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Oh, well. Probably only
half a dozen bottles left.
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Darrin, you can't!
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I don't care, Sam.
I'm coming home.
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I beg of you, Darrin.
258
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Please don't come home.
Please listen to me.
259
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I'm through listening.
Goodbye.
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Hello?
Hello, Darrin?
261
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:50,475
Please understand, I'm
doing this for your own good.
262
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,383
Larry!
263
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,050
Larry!
264
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,252
Get me out of here!
265
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,455
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
266
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,358
What's the matter?
267
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,394
What do you mean?
I'm stuck in here!
268
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,161
Oh, come on.
Pull on it. Pull!
269
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,499
What's the matter
with this door?
270
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,168
There's Darrin.
We were on our honeymoon.
271
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,205
Nice-looking boy.
272
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,775
What's this?
273
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,543
That's Darrin
when he was a lieutenant.
274
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,045
What's he doing in the service?
275
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,114
Everybody goes into the service.
276
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,050
Everybody perhaps, but not us.
277
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,453
Oh.
278
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,989
Well, you see, it's really
very simple. He's...
279
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,792
MAURICE: He's what?
280
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,860
He's...
281
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,128
patriotic.
282
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,497
He's always been patriotic.
283
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,033
I have pictures of him
in World War I,
284
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,903
the Spanish-American War
and the War of 1812.
285
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,071
Before that, I have paintings.
286
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,973
LARRY: You all right, Darrin?
DARRIN: Yes!
287
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,677
Come on, fellas,
easy. Down easy.
288
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,381
Easy does it.
MAN: That's good.
289
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,883
DARRIN: It was a nice trip.
290
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,052
We'll have you out of here
in a few minutes, Darrin.
291
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,353
Okay.
Did you talk to her?
292
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,155
You bet your life, I did!
293
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,458
What'd she say?
She said not to come home.
294
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,561
But I said I'd had enough.
I'm coming home right now.
295
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,463
Want me to drive you?
296
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,697
No, it's too far.
297
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,999
But there's a new train
in service, Larry,
298
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,935
but I don't know
what time it leaves.
299
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,270
Have you got a dime?
300
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,839
Yeah.
301
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,410
Here you are.
302
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,516
Thanks, Larry.
303
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,151
I have in this hand
a certificate
304
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,688
testifying to the birth
of a male child
305
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,090
named Stephens,
first name Darrin.
306
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:49,226
Mother, Phyllis, father, Frank.
307
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,362
Would you care to explain?
308
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,764
Yes. Yes, I would.
309
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,333
It's a front
to fool the neighbors.
310
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,169
I tried that. It almost worked.
311
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,006
Almost?
312
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,575
I also found this.
313
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,977
"Darrin Stephens.
314
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,614
One capsule after each meal,
two before bedtime."
315
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,181
Does the front
to fool the neighbors
316
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,985
extend to the bathroom
medicine cabinet?
317
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,853
No, of course not.
318
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,723
Then why would a warlock
be needing medicine?
319
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,392
Unless, of course,
he's not a warlock at all.
320
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,227
Can you tell me
when the last train leaves
321
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,795
for Morning Glory Circle?
322
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,364
Thank you.
323
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,468
Twenty minutes.
324
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,638
Larry, can you have me
out of here by then?
325
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,408
Don't worry. If we can't,
we'll ship you railroad express.
326
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,410
[ALL LAUGHING]
327
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,482
Is he or isn't he?
328
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,885
Father, please...
329
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,286
Just tell me the truth.
330
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:52,023
Is my son-in-law
a warlock or not?
331
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,759
You won't get angry?
332
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,394
I reserve that privilege.
333
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,932
Father, please sit down.
334
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,406
It's true.
335
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,442
Darrin is mortal.
336
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,744
[RUMBLING]
337
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,113
You're not angry, are you?
338
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,949
[RUMBLING INTENSIFIES]
339
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,685
Father, please.
340
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,691
Maurice, control yourself.
341
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,695
Father, your temper.
342
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,637
Stop carrying on!
343
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,246
Stop acting like a child!
344
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,988
Oh, Maurice!
You're being ridiculous.
345
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,490
And you! I turn my back,
and what happens?
346
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,392
She marries a common,
ordinary mortal.
347
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,930
Darrin is neither common
nor ordinary.
348
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,397
I am not talking to you.
349
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,466
Times have changed, Maurice.
350
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,168
This happens
in the best of families.
351
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,504
It does not happen in my family.
352
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,405
Well, it has.
353
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,976
It's over and done with.
I'm married.
354
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,280
And I am going to annul
the marriage, Samantha, forever.
355
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,414
[TIRES SCREECH]
356
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:29,921
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
357
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,524
Washington, eh?
358
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,760
Father. Mother!
359
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,496
[THUNDER CRASHES]
360
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,403
Very good, Endora.
361
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,973
What have you done with him?
362
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,108
Wouldn't you like to know!
363
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,478
Endora.
364
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,714
Perhaps you frighten
Samantha, Maurice,
365
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,816
but you certainly
don't frighten me.
366
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,618
Where is he?
367
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,399
You're getting stronger, Endora.
368
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,336
You're getting older, dear.
369
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,073
I'll find him.
370
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:30,047
Wouldn't you like to bring in
the evening paper, dear?
371
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,187
A flower, a bird, a tree...
372
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,655
What do you think, Samantha?
373
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,225
[LAUGHS LIGHTLY]
374
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,659
What's that you have there?
375
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,561
Just the evening paper.
376
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,664
I can't understand it!
377
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,067
A girl of your background,
your breeding!
378
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,769
I can't understand it!
379
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,605
Yes, I can. It shows
a complete lack of respect!
380
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,606
Please!
381
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,874
Young people are all the same.
382
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:01,411
No feeling for tradition,
no sense of heritage.
383
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,047
It's a disgrace.
384
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,451
Oh!
385
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,234
Are you all right, darling?
386
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,902
Yes, I'm all right.
387
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,204
Excuse me, sweetheart.
388
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,839
Now, look, you!
389
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,574
So far, I've been
locked in a phone booth
390
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,909
and turned into a newspaper.
391
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,177
I've been banged on one end,
392
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,745
and I've been burned
on the other.
393
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,981
Now, I may be a source
of amusement around here,
394
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,150
but I also happened
to be married to your daughter.
395
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,450
She loves me and I love her,
396
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,752
and we're gonna stay married
397
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,453
whether you like it or not.
398
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,158
I have to admit, he has courage.
399
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,960
You certainly picked a good one.
400
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,561
I told you, Father.
401
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,165
It's a shame I have to do this.
402
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,505
Father!
403
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,309
Father, how could you?
404
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,979
I did it for your own good,
Samantha.
405
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,747
Maurice, you have no right!
406
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,516
You keep out of this, Endora.
407
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,685
Bring him back!
408
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,554
Father, please, bring him back.
409
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,157
Someday you'll
thank me for this.
410
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,126
Thank you?
411
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,296
I never want to see you again!
412
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,465
You don't really mean that.
You're excited.
413
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:32,469
Saladam! Belazar! Oblivia!
414
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,376
How dare you speak like that
to your father!
415
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,111
Maurice,
416
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,547
I'm not overly fond
of that boy either,
417
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,916
but I'm not going to have
a human being on my conscience.
418
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,017
Now, you bring him back.
419
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,018
I'm sorry, Endora.
420
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,887
What's done is done.
421
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,055
You bring him back,
422
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,757
or I'll make your life
miserable for you,
423
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,625
and you know I can do it.
424
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,929
I'll move in with you!
425
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,535
Father, if you love me,
please bring him back.
426
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,804
Does it really mean
that much to you?
427
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,706
I love him.
428
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,775
With all my heart, I love him.
429
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,345
Please don't take him
away from me.
430
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,480
[SIGHS]
431
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,482
Very well.
432
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,851
I'll try.
433
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,887
What do you mean, try?
434
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,391
I'm sorry, Endora,
I gave him a terrible jolt.
435
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,161
Don't waste time.
Do something.
436
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,606
Well?
437
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,841
I'm trying!
438
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,180
Please, Father.
I know you can do it.
439
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,553
He's doing it!
You're doing it!
440
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,355
Where's the rest of him?
441
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,556
[GROANS]
442
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,662
That's it.
That's it, Maurice!
443
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,697
You have it in you,
I know you have.
444
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:08,966
Keep it up! Keep it up!
445
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,802
Go to it, Maurice!
Go to it.
446
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,282
Oh, look at that technique.
447
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,232
Please try harder, Daddy.
448
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,511
SAMANTHA:
He did it!
449
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,846
He did it!
450
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,848
Oh, Darrin.
451
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,983
Very good.
452
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,285
Very good, indeed!
453
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,821
Oh, Da... Is that all of him?
454
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,358
[BREATHLESS]
Yes, that's all of him.
455
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,561
Are you all right, Darrin?
456
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,400
Well, here we are,
457
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:20,070
just one, big, happy family.
458
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,811
Of course, we haven't
discussed it much,
459
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,147
but I'm partial
to large families.
460
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,715
SAMANTHA:
Oh, yes, so am I.
461
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,984
Four or five, at least.
462
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,086
Grandchildren might be
a good idea at that.
463
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,287
What do you think, Endora?
464
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,224
There's no need to rush
on my account.
465
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,993
Oh, no, of course not.
We have plenty of time.
466
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,729
But I was just thinking, there's
something I should tell you.
467
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:46,997
If the first one's a boy...
468
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,966
Now, now, now. None of this
silly sentimentality.
469
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,403
You don't have
to name the baby after me.
470
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:56,473
Oh, well, I'm glad you feel
that way, Daddy,
471
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,442
because Darrin
promised his father
472
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,644
that we'd name
the first boy after him.
473
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,046
Oh.
474
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,648
Oh, well, I suppose
some people need that.
475
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,650
Well, I must fly.
476
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:09,153
But before I go,
I want to propose a toast.
477
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,688
Chanson du Mer '59!
478
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,689
DARRIN: '59?
479
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,291
For this family?
480
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,560
Nothing doing.
481
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,069
How about '53?
482
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,471
Chanson du Mer '53?
483
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,708
Chanson du Mer '53.
484
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:38,014
Are you, uh...? Are you sure
he's not one of us?
485
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,550
It isn't chilled, though.
486
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,051
He's not one of us.
487
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,088
It's chilled, my boy.
488
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,792
Perfect!
489
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,430
Although I take a dim view
of most mortals,
490
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,699
you've made a very favorable
impression, Donald.
491
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:56,733
Darwin!
492
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,602
Darrin!
493
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,405
After a century or two,
494
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,406
I might get to like you
495
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,174
as well as I like
this champagne.
496
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,245
Too bad you won't be around
that long.
497
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,747
Happiness, darling.
498
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:16,553
Delightful to see you again,
my love.
499
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,224
One and all, auf Wiedersehen.
500
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,266
Bye, Daddy.
501
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,502
Yes, goodbye, Mister...
502
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,137
Uh, Daddy.
503
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,639
Au revoir, Maurice.
504
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,142
He always was very big on exits.
505
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,118
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