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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,605 WE NEED TO ACT ON THIS NOW. NOT WITHOUT A FULL-RISK ANALYSIS. 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,607 WE DON'T WANNA BE RUSHING INTO THIS THING HALF-COCKED. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:12,344 AS OPPOSED TO THE FULL-COCK THAT'S BEEN WORKING SO WELL FOR US? 4 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,346 YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY? 5 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:18,583 JUST DON'T WANNA LOSE ANOTHER BABY WITH THE BATHWATER, BOSS. 6 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,635 FINE. WE'LL SEND SPIKE. 7 00:00:20,704 --> 00:00:23,055 BUGGER THAT. DO IT YOURSELF. [ Beeping ] 8 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:26,591 SPIKE, THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER THAT NEEDS TO BE HANDLED WITH A LOT OF FINESSE. 9 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,577 AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE TALKING TO HIM? BECAUSE HE SIGNED ON TO HELP. 10 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:32,180 NOT TO BE SOME GLORIFIED GARBAGE COLLECTOR. 11 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,233 IT'S NOT GARBAGE. IT'S A BODY. 12 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,402 AND THERE'S A BLOODY GANG WAR COMING OUR WAY IF WE DON'T GET IT BACK. 13 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,905 - STIFF'S THAT IMPORTANT? - IT'S THE REMAINS OF THE CAPO DI FAMIGLIA... 14 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,174 - OF THE GORAN DEMON CLAN. - NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 15 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:45,560 THAT'S 'CAUSE THE CAPO WAS HUMAN TOLERANT. KEPT A LOW PROFILE. 16 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,213 - MORE INTERESTED IN PROFIT THAN MAYHEM. - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 17 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,617 DIED ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN ITALY. WE NEED TO GO THERE, RETRIEVE HIS BODY... 18 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:56,020 AND RETURN IT TO HIS FAMILY IN THE NEXT-- [ Inhales ] OOH, 26 HOURS. 19 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,457 OR WHAT? HE GETS DEADER? NO, HE STAYS DEAD. 20 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,876 THEY DIE, THEY PUPATE, THEY LIVE AGAIN. 21 00:01:00,944 --> 00:01:03,796 BUT ONLY IF THE PROPER RITUALS ARE PERFORMED BY THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 22 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:07,415 IF THE CAPO'S BODY ISN'T RETURNED IN TIME, THE RITUALS WON'T TAKE. 23 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,417 SO LONG, CAPO. HELLO, POWER VACUUM. 24 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,419 WHICH THE RIVAL CLANS WILL TRY TO FILL. 25 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,221 AND THEY AREN'T AS TOLERANT OF HUMANS. 26 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,757 IF WE DO THIS, IT ALL STAYS COOL. IF NOT-- 27 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,926 WE'LL STICK WITH DO. OKAY, COME ON. HEY, HEY. 28 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,378 PACK YOUR BAGS. I DON'T EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE. 29 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:24,032 - WE'LL GET YOU A BOOK. - HOW DO YOU SAY "WANK OFF" IN ITALIAN? 30 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,386 CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST GET ON A PLANE? WHAT? 31 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,788 WHEN? 32 00:01:31,107 --> 00:01:36,462 YEAH. I UNDERSTAND. THANKS. 33 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,014 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? 34 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:42,984 ÜBERVAMPS? DEMON GODS? DEVIL ROBOTS? 35 00:01:46,156 --> 00:01:48,423 IT'S BUFFY. 36 00:02:43,713 --> 00:02:46,998 I SAID, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. TAKE CARE OF WHAT? 37 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,000 IS BUFFY ALL RIGHT? SHE WILL BE WHEN I GET THERE. 38 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,036 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED. 39 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:56,641 - THE IMMORTAL. - THE WHO? 40 00:02:56,710 --> 00:03:00,829 - THE FOULEST EVIL HELL EVER VOMITED FORTH. - WORSE THAN YOU? 41 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:03,264 - HE WAS SPOTTED IN ROME NEAR BUFFY'S-- - WAIT A MINUTE. 42 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,584 ROME? THAT'S WERE THE CAPO DIED. 43 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,402 - THAT'S DEFINITELY HIS M.O. - THE CAPO'S? 44 00:03:08,471 --> 00:03:11,639 THE IMMORTAL. HE WHACKS THE CAPO, LURES ME TO ROME. 45 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,326 TAKES OUT A SLAYER AND A VAMPIRE WITH A SOUL. 46 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:18,914 PLUS, HE STARTS A WAR WHEN THE CAPO'S BODY ISN'T RETURNED FOR RESURRECTION. THIS GUY'S GOOD. 47 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:23,034 SO AM I. HARMONY, HAVE THE JET FUELED, READY FOR TAKEOFF. 48 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,604 DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN TAKE HIM? WHOA. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"? 49 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,073 YOU DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU TRAIPSE OFF TO ITALY WITHOUT ME, DO YOU? 50 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,275 YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE. I'LL GET A BOOK. 51 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,778 SPIKE, YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE. OH. 52 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:36,347 LOOK, WE GET THE CAPO'S BODY, WE RESCUE BUFFY, WE STOP THE IMMORTAL. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 53 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,750 UNLESS HE KILLS YOU, WHICH WOULD BE SAD. HE'S NOT GONNA KILL ME. 54 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,819 NOT IF I'M WITH YA. 55 00:03:42,773 --> 00:03:46,558 ADMIT IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA RIDE IN, SAVE THE DAY AND SWEEP BUFFY OFF OF HER-- 56 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,227 LIKE YOU'RE NOT THINKING THE SAME THING. I'M ALREADY SEEING SOMEBODY. 57 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,847 - WHAT, DOG GIRL? - NINA'S A WEREWOLF. 58 00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:55,050 FIDO KNOW HER BOYFRIEND'S FLYING HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD TO VISIT HIS EX? 59 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:58,570 LOOK, I WAS GONNA CALL HER, AND WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT. SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 60 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,523 - THIS RATE, NEVER WILL BE. - DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, SPIKE. 61 00:04:01,591 --> 00:04:04,242 I JUST WANNA SEE YOU HAPPY. 62 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:08,146 WELL, NOT TOO HAPPY, 'CAUSE THEN I'D HAVE TO STAKE YA. 63 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:11,232 - SECOND THOUGHT, HAVE AT IT. - THIS ISN'T ABOUT US. 64 00:04:11,301 --> 00:04:13,101 - YOU AND NINA? - ME AND YOU. 65 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,453 THIS IS A DANGEROUS MISSION THAT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE... 66 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,939 IF WE DON'T PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES. 67 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,510 WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER ON THIS TO STOP THE IMMORTAL AND SAVE BUFFY. 68 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:23,645 [ Exhales ] 69 00:04:23,714 --> 00:04:26,280 OH, AND PICK UP THAT DEMON BODY THINGY. 70 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,835 - PARTNERS THEN? - JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 71 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,140 - YOU WANT A DRINK? - GOD, YES. 72 00:04:39,129 --> 00:04:41,746 HUH. REALLY CAN'T GET DRUNK OFF THESE THINGS. 73 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,116 NOT US ANYWAY. 74 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:48,820 VAMPIRE CONSTITUTION. NOT ALWAYS A PLUS. 75 00:04:50,674 --> 00:04:53,808 - HOW'D YOU KNOW? - DRANK A LOT OF THEM AND I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU. 76 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:57,612 - ABOUT BUFFY. HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS IN TROUBLE? - I GOT WORD. 77 00:04:57,681 --> 00:04:59,531 - FROM WHO? - A SOURCE. 78 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:04,169 - YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON HER? - I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS ALL RIGHT. 79 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,205 SENDING YOUR LACKEYS TO DO YOUR STALKING FOR YOU. THAT IS REALLY PATHETIC. 80 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:12,293 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT'S-- IT'S BUFFY. 81 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,732 HOW MANY YOU GOT ON HER? 82 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:20,968 JUST THE ONE. BUT HE GOT SPOTTED. 83 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:24,606 CALLED ME FROM THE HOSPITAL AFTER HE REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS. 84 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:27,959 - YOU SHOULD'VE HAD MORE OF YOUR PEOPLE WATCHING HER. - YEAH. 85 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,781 - WE'LL BE LANDING SOON. - [ Sighs ] 86 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:37,486 - YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN ITALY? - LIKE IT WERE YESTERDAY. 87 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,073 CIAO. CIAO. CIAO. 88 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,993 - CIAO. - WAIT A MINUTE. I WASN'T IN ITALY IN THE '50s. 89 00:05:45,062 --> 00:05:48,029 OH, RIGHT. GUESS YOU WEREN'T. REALLY MISSED OUT. 90 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,399 GUESS SO. SOUNDS A LOT BETTER THAN WHEN I REMEMBER IT. 91 00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:56,137 - 1894? - THE ROOM OF PAIN. 92 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:59,207 [ Chains Rattling ] 93 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:13,554 [ Grunts ] 94 00:06:15,225 --> 00:06:18,726 WILLIAM. [ Grunts ] OW. BLOODY HELL. 95 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,351 THAT RIGHT BASTARD. 96 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,504 THE IMMORTAL THINKS HE CAN DO THIS TO US. 97 00:06:29,573 --> 00:06:32,340 - HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH. - [ Rattling ] 98 00:06:32,408 --> 00:06:35,193 HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT. [ Loud Grunt ] 99 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,596 HE'S GONNA CURSE THE DAY HE EVER CROSSED PURPOSE WITH ANGELUS. 100 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,198 - AND WILLIAM THE BLOODY. - [ Both Grunt ] 101 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,350 WE'LL SEE HOW IMMORTAL HE IS WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH HIM. 102 00:06:42,419 --> 00:06:44,936 WE'LL CARVE HIM UP LIKE A SUNDAY ROAST... 103 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:49,974 AND MAKE HIM WATCH AS WE FEAST ON HIS STEAMING FLESH. [ Straining ] 104 00:06:51,094 --> 00:06:53,778 [ Exhales ] 105 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,949 HOW ARE YOU DOING? BUGGER. 106 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,752 [ Growls ] 107 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:04,305 YOUR MASTER SENT YOU TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK. FERRY US TO HELL THEN. 108 00:07:04,374 --> 00:07:08,710 WE'LL SAVE A SPOT FOR HIM NEXT TO THE FIRE AND THE MANGY, DUNG-LICK-- 109 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:13,832 - A BIT OVER THE TOP THERE? - HIS BENEVOLENCE, THE IMMORTAL... 110 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:19,170 WISHES TO CONVEY HIS REGRETS AT HAVING DETAINED YOU. 111 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:25,126 BUT YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AGAINST HIS CONCERNS MERITED STIFF REPRIMAND. 112 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,579 - HIS CONCERNS? - THIS IS OUR CITY. WE WERE HERE FIRST. 113 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:33,485 NO, ACTUALLY, HE WAS. THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, AND NOW HE'S BACK. 114 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,637 YOU WILL LEAVE THE CITY TONIGHT AND NEVER RETURN... 115 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:40,574 UNDER A PENALTY OF DEATH SO SWIFT-- 116 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,495 GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 117 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,548 I'LL SNATCH YOUR LITTLE WEE STICKS OUT OF THE AIR AND SPEND THE NEXT FORTNIGHT... 118 00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:49,584 SHOVING 'EM SLOWLY UP YOUR ARSE. 119 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,122 [ Both Snickering ] CAN YOU REALLY DO THAT? 120 00:07:54,191 --> 00:07:56,690 THE ARROW THING? I DON'T KNOW. NEVER TRIED. 121 00:07:56,759 --> 00:08:00,128 AW, LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME SHIRT. 122 00:08:00,197 --> 00:08:03,881 - HIS BENEVOLENCE, THE IMMORTAL. - IN FOR A SHOCK HE IS. 123 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:08,486 THERE'S GOING TO BE A RECKONING AFTER A GOOD MEAL AND A LONG REST IN THE ARMS OF-- 124 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:12,390 - DARLA. - WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HER? 125 00:08:21,884 --> 00:08:24,885 I CAN NO LONGER HEAR THE SONG OF THE GREEN. 126 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:28,740 YOU THINK THAT INCLUDES ME? 127 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:32,860 HER POWERS HAVE BEEN GREATLY REDUCED. 128 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,096 SHE STILL HAS AN UNUSUAL LEVEL OF STRENGTH, 129 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:37,682 BUT IT'S NO LONGER INVULNERABLE OR ABLE TO ALTER TIME. 130 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,151 YOU REVEL IN MY DEFEAT. 131 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:43,171 IS THAT HOW YOU VIEW IT? YOU'VE BEEN DEFEATED? 132 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:47,491 MY WORLD GONE. MY POWERS STRIPPED. 133 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,594 HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE IT? 134 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:53,164 UH, HOW ABOUT, LUCKY WE DIDN'T KILL YOU WHEN YOU WENT NUCLEAR? 135 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:57,735 THIS FATE IS WORSE THAN DEATH. 136 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:02,690 CONDEMNED TO LIVE OUT EXISTENCE IN A VESSEL INCAPABLE OF SUSTAINING MY TRUE GLORY. 137 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,545 HOW AM I TO FUNCTION WITH SUCH LIMITATION? 138 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:10,115 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A SEA BREEZE? 139 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,451 YOU ATTEMPT AMUSEMENT AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR BETTER. 140 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,771 ILLYRIA, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETURN TO THE LAB. 141 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,175 - I DO NOT BEND TO YOUR WISHES. - I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO. 142 00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:25,847 MERELY SUGGESTING THAT MORE TESTS MIGHT LEAD TO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO HELP YOU FUNCTION. 143 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:33,855 I GO BECAUSE IT SUITS ME. 144 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,959 [ Exhales ] 145 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:44,448 TOO BAD THAT WHIRLY-JIG THING DIDN'T SUCK THE SASS OUT OF HER. 146 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,303 SHE'S OVERCOMPENSATING. POSTURING. 147 00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:51,222 SO SHE REALLY WASN'T GOING TO SNAP MY STALK? 148 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:55,276 HER POWERS ARE WEAKENED, BUT SHE'S STILL UNPREDICTABLE. 149 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,945 PERHAPS MORE SO UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO ADJUST. 150 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,982 WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO AGITATE HER. BURKLES. 151 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:07,288 SEE? I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD REMEMBER US. GUESS WE DO MAKE AN IMPRESSION. 152 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,091 WHY ARE YOU HERE? I MEAN, WHAT-- 153 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,744 HAWAII. BEEN SAVING UP FOR YEARS. 154 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:17,349 THOUGHT WE'D TAKE A LAYOVER AND SURPRISE FRED. UH, KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND HER? 155 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:22,854 STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 156 00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:40,254 LET ME HANDLE THIS. BET YOU'D LIKE TO. 157 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,479 SPIKE? OH, MIO DIO. 158 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,830 [ Continues In Italian ] 159 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,384 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION, ANDREW. 160 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:58,606 BUFFY AND DAWN ARE LETTING ME CRASH. MY CASA WAS INCINERATED WHEN THAT THING HAPPENED. 161 00:10:58,674 --> 00:11:01,859 - WHAT THING? - [ Chuckles ] CULTURAL MISUNDERSTANDING. 162 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:05,580 LET US SPEAK OF MORE PLEASANT TIMES. [ Continues In Italian ] 163 00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:09,651 I PART MY THRESHOLD. I MEAN, MY APARTMENT, 164 00:11:09,719 --> 00:11:11,803 OBVIOUSLY. 165 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,961 SO, UM, I HAD PLANS LATER THIS EVENING, 166 00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:22,363 BUT I COULD CHANGE THEM IF YOU GUYS WANNA HANG. 167 00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:27,385 I COULD SHOW YOU ROME AT NIGHT. A CITY OF CONTRASTS. 168 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,822 - ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO. ANYTHING YOU WANNA SEE. - [ Together ] BUFFY. 169 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,891 RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU TWO BOTH-- 170 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,311 - YEAH. SHE'S NOT HERE. - WHERE'D SHE GO? 171 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:39,764 - TO MEET THE IMMORTAL. - BY HERSELF? 172 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,717 - I TOLD YOU I HAD PLANS. - WHEN DID SHE LEAVE? 173 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,403 - JUST MISSED HER. - THEN WE'RE NOT TOO LATE. 174 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,488 OF COURSE, IT COULD BE WORSE. YOU'RE TELLING ME. 175 00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:49,908 MOST NIGHTS, THEY NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. 176 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,194 JUST CURL UP ON THE COUCH AND SNUGGLE. 177 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:59,333 - THEY'RE SNUGGLING? - FOR STARTERS. 178 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,705 WAIT. UH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE TOGETHER? 179 00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:07,842 IT'S WORSE. 180 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:18,803 DARLA. DARLA. DARLA. 181 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,140 WHAT HAVE THEY DONE? MY SWEET DEATH. [ Sighs ] 182 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,476 ANGELUS, YOU'RE BACK. 183 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,696 I'D CLAW MY WAY BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL TO LAY BY YOUR SIDE. 184 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:34,768 [ Spits ] HE'S TASTED YOU. WHO? 185 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,739 WHO DO YOU THINK? OH, THAT CHEEKY BASTARD. 186 00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,608 HAD US TOSSED, THEN VIOLATES YOUR WOMAN. 187 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,895 - DID HE HURT YOU? - NOT UNTIL I ASKED HIM TO. 188 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:51,335 OH, COME ON. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 189 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:55,122 WITH THE EYES AND THE CHEST... 190 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,124 AND THE IMMORTALITY. 191 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,361 - WE'RE IMMORTAL. - NOT LIKE HIM. 192 00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:03,464 HE'S NOT SOME COMMON VAMPIRE. HE'S-- 193 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,933 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS. A GIANT. 194 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:10,355 A TITAN STRADDLING GOOD AND EVIL SERVING NO MASTER... 195 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,424 BUT HIS OWN CONSIDERABLE DESIRES. 196 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,194 DARLA. AND SPIRITUAL. 197 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,680 DID YOU KNOW HE SPENT 150 YEARS AT A TIBETAN MONASTERY? 198 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:22,350 WHICH I GUESS EXPLAINS ALL THE DESIRE. 199 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:25,603 - HE'S MY ARCH NEMESIS. - OH, DARLING. 200 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,339 IT WAS JUST FORNICATION. 201 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,826 REALLY GREAT FORNICATION. 202 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,263 SHE'S GLOWING, MATE. SHE ISN'T. 203 00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:38,332 - LITTLE BIT. - BEST FIT YOU FOR A PAIR OF ANTLERS. 204 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,802 - BEEN MADE THE RIGHT CUCKOLD, YOU HAVE. - TIME FOR ANOTHER PONY RIDE? 205 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,293 SON OF A BITCH! 206 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,945 THE BOTH OF YOU? HE IS INSATIABLE. 207 00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:54,115 DRUSILLA, YOU LET HIM TOUCH YOU? 208 00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:58,802 - HE FELT LIKE SUNSHINE. - NO. NO. 209 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,789 - THAT'S WHY HE HAD US TOSSED. SO HE COULD VIOLATE-- - HE DIDN'T-- 210 00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:04,993 VIOLATE OUR WOMEN! VIOLATE IN SUCCESSION! 211 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,378 - CONCURRENTLY. - CONCURRENTLY? 212 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,914 YOU NEVER LET US DO THAT. 213 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:15,837 COME ON, DRU. LET'S HAVE A BATH SO THE BOYS CAN WEEP IN PRIVATE. 214 00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:19,590 WILL YOU HOLD ME UNDER THE WATER? IF YOU WISH. 215 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,408 MMM. [ Giggles ] 216 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:27,247 THIS IS A SLIGHT THAT WILL NOT GO UNMET. 217 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:31,652 DEATH'S TOO QUICK. NOT ALL DEATHS ARE QUICK. 218 00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:35,389 WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? I THINK IT'S TIME THE IMMORTAL FOUND OUT WHO HE'S DEALING WITH. 219 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,526 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BLOOD VENGEANCE. 220 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,279 BLOOD VENGEANCE. LOOK, I'M SURE WE'RE ON THE LIST. 221 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,448 IS THERE ANYTHING UNDER BLOOD VENGEANCE? 222 00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:48,352 NO. NO BLOOD VENGEANCE. SORRY. 223 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:52,273 - MAYBE IT'S UNDER ANGELUS. - YOU ARE NOT ON THE IMMORTAL'S LIST. 224 00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:55,209 YOU KNOW WHAT? TO HELL WITH THE LIST. 225 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,198 YOU'RE NOT IN HERE. YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE. PISS OFF! 226 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,600 HE MOCKS US AT EVERY TURN. 227 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:06,170 THE MAN HAS NO SENSE OF INDECENCY. YOU REMEMBER FRANKFURT? 228 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,241 HE HATCHES THE RATHRUHN EGG PERSONALLY AND THEN JUST DECIDES TO GIVE THOSE NUNS SAFE PASSAGE. 229 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:13,144 THOSE WERE MY NUNS. YEAH, NUNS ARE YOUR THING. 230 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,714 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. THEY RESPECT IT. THEY RESPECT US. 231 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:21,586 WE ARE THE REASON MEN FEAR THE NIGHT. THIS ISN'T OVER YET, IMMORTAL! THIS'LL NEVER BE OVER! 232 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,490 IT'S OVER... JUST LIKE THAT. 233 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,663 NOT THAT I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE ANYWAY. AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 234 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,834 - STILL. - YEAH. 235 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:40,220 THE IMMORTAL? I MEAN, COME ON. 236 00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:42,790 SHE'S SMARTER THAN THAT. SHE'D NEVER FALL FOR A CENTURIES-OLD GUY... 237 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,360 WITH A DARK PAST WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE EVIL. 238 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,398 SHE'S UNDER SOME KIND OF SPELL. I WAS THINKING THAT. 239 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,483 WE'RE GONNA PICK UP THE CAPO'S BODY-- 240 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,752 FIND THE IMMORTAL AND BREAK HIS WHAMMY. 241 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,309 GRAZIE, SIGNOR ANGELO. 242 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,280 WE ARE IN YOUR DEBT FOR ATTENDING TO A DELICATE MATTER. 243 00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,533 GRAZIE. GRAZIE. 244 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:13,938 UM, THIS IS THE, UH, CAPO DI FAMIGLIA OF THE GORAN DEMON CLAN? 245 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,924 SI, SI. THE CAPO DI FAMIGLIA. 246 00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,527 MUST HAVE BEEN A WEE FELLA. [ Zipper Unzips ] 247 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:25,967 THIS IS JUST HIS HEAD. SI, SI. THE HEAD OF CAPO DI FAMIGLIA. 248 00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:28,502 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF HIM? 249 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,138 WHEN A GORAN DEMON BECOMES HEAVY WITH THE AGE, 250 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,942 HIS HEAD SAG AND DROP OFF LIKE A RIPE FIG. 251 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:38,045 - SO A NEW BODY JUST HATCHES OUT OF THIS? - IF THE RITUALS... 252 00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:41,131 ARE PERFORMED BY THE FAMILY IN TIME. 253 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,852 YOU MUST GET THE HEAD OF THE CAPO TO LOS ANGELES SUBITO, EH? 254 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,572 - SI? - SI. SUBITO. 255 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,211 - IS BUFFY HOME YET? - YOU GUYS, IT'S ONLY 8:30. 256 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,396 RIGHT. YEAH. 257 00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:57,081 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT? 258 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,952 GOTTA SAY, THIS IS A STEP UP FROM WHERE YOU BOYS USED TO HANG YOUR HATS. 259 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,157 OOH, A COUPLE OF STEPS. YES. 260 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,726 WE-- UH, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING, 261 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,029 BUT WE WERE A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THAT OLD HOTEL. SEEMED A LITTLE RUNDOWN. 262 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,498 BUT FRED CALLED IT HOME, SO WE JUST KEPT OUR MOUTHS SHUT. 263 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,902 A GIRL REACHES A CERTAIN AGE, SHE'S EARNED THE RIGHT TO MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS. 264 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,754 - WHICH WITH FRED WAS AROUND SEVEN, WASN'T IT? - [ Both Chuckle ] 265 00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:24,008 - MR. AND MRS. BURKLE. - ROGER AND TRISH. 266 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:27,578 THE WAY SHE GOES ON ABOUT Y'ALL, WELL, IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE PRACTICALLY FAMILY. 267 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,714 SO, WHERE'S OUR PRODIGAL DAUGHTER? 268 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,732 OUT SAVING THE WORLD WITH THAT NICE ANGEL FELLA? 269 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:37,104 ROGER. TRISH. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. FRED-- 270 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,624 [ Fred's Voice ] MOM? 271 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,192 [ Roger ] WELL, THERE SHE IS NOW. 272 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,596 DAD, OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE? 273 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,332 [ Roger ] SWEETIE. SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 274 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,201 [ Roger ] YOU LOOK GREAT. 275 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,421 ♪♪ [ Dance ] 276 00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:08,402 DANCING. WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE DANCING? 277 00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:12,206 - YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, LUV? - SI, SI. I LOVE THE ENGLISH. 278 00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:15,226 WE'LL GET ALONG FINE THEN. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GIRL. AMERICAN. 279 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:19,446 - BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES? - MANY BLONDE AMERICAN COEDUCATIONALS. 280 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,233 SPRING BREAK. THE GIRLS, THEY GO WILD. 281 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,435 NO, NO. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF OURS. 282 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,639 SHE'S IN TROUBLE. THIS, UH, PONCE CALLED THE IMMORTAL-- 283 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:33,828 AH, SI, SI. THE IMMORTAL'S NEW REGALA. 284 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:35,796 THEY COME WHILE AGO. 285 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,082 THERE. 286 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,812 YOUR FRIEND MAYBE GO A LITTLE WILD TOO. SI? 287 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:56,216 RIGHT. HOLD DOWN THE FORT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 288 00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,970 [ Scoffs ] OH, YEAH. HERE IT COMES. 289 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,239 THE PART WHERE YOU RUN OFF ALONE, PLAY THE BIG HERO, SO BUFFY'LL TAKE YOU BACK. 290 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,875 WELL, NEWS FLASH, BLONDIE BEAR, NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 291 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,296 LOOK, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE A SHOT WITH HER, ALL RIGHT? PROBABLY NEVER DID. 292 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,798 BUT I STILL CARE ABOUT HER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET HER... 293 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,700 END UP WITH A JERK LIKE THE IMMORTAL OR YOU. 294 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:17,437 OURS IS A FOREVER LOVE. I HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER TOO. 295 00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:19,473 OKAY, SLEEPING TOGETHER IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP. 296 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:21,208 IT IS IF YOU DO IT ENOUGH TIMES. 297 00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:23,377 SPIKE. THE HEAD. 298 00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:25,813 I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. 299 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,420 HEY! 300 00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:35,156 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH OUR HEAD, JEEVES? 301 00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:38,108 ANYWHERE HE WANTS. 302 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,932 DON'T SUPPOSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS OVER A NICE AMARETTO? 303 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:57,444 [ Man ] ♪ ONCE UPON A LOVELY TIME ♪ 304 00:19:57,513 --> 00:20:02,266 ♪ MANY MILLION DREAMS AGO ♪ 305 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:07,321 ♪ ONCE THERE WAS A MAN IN LOVE, DEAR ♪ 306 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:12,559 ♪ MANY MILLION DREAMS AGO ♪ 307 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:17,031 ♪ ONCE HE THOUGHT HE HAD A SWEETHEART ♪ 308 00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:20,784 ♪ THEN HE BROKE THE GOLDEN RULE ♪ 309 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:26,390 ♪ NEVER TAKE YOUR LOVE FOR GRANTED ♪ 310 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:31,095 ♪ WISE MEN OFTEN PLAY THE FOOL ♪ 311 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:36,249 ♪ NOW HE'D LIKE TO SAY I'M SORRY ♪ 312 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:40,704 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE WITHIN HIS HEART ♪ 313 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,858 ♪ WITHOUT YOU THERE'S NO TOMORROW ♪ 314 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:48,929 ♪ WHY SHOULD TRUE LOVE HAVE TO PART ♪ 315 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,198 ♪♪ [ Dance ] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 316 00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:54,267 I WAS CONFUSED, YOU GIT. IT'S VERY LOUD IN HERE. 317 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,203 WHERE'D THE LITTLE GUY GO? 318 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,613 [ Spike ] WHERE'D HE GO? 319 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,416 [ Tires Screeching ] 320 00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:16,656 HEY. THAT'S OUR CAR. HE'S GOT OUR CAR. 321 00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:19,910 [ Engine Revs ] 322 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,279 HOP ON, LITTLE MAMA. I'M NOT RIDING ON THE BACK. 323 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,348 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 324 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,241 [ Tires Screech ] 325 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,937 [ Engine Puttering ] 326 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:50,124 FASTER, COME ON. PUNCH IT. STOP HOLDING ON SO TIGHT. 327 00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:06,490 [ Horn Honking ] 328 00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:17,050 SHORTCUT. TURN RIGHT. LET GO OF ME. 329 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,455 - TURN LEFT. LEFT, LEFT. WE'LL CUT HIM OFF. - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! 330 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,189 [ Brakes Squealing ] 331 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,148 GEEZ! GOD! [ Parts Clatter ] 332 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,884 ONE JOB, YOU KNOW? HANG ON TO THE HEAD. THAT'S IT. 333 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,453 YOU WERE RIGHT THERE TOO. I WASN'T IN CHARGE OF THE HEAD. 334 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,522 WELL, IT'S GONE NOW, ISN'T IT? 335 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,008 YOU GONNA STAND HERE IN THE STRADA, YELLIN' AT ME ALL NIGHT? 336 00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:45,378 - DID YOU JUST SAY STRADA? - IT MEANS STREET. 337 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:49,115 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 338 00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:53,186 LOOK. WE ONLY HAVE 12 HOURS TO GET THAT HEAD BACK... 339 00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:55,555 BEFORE LOS ANGELES BECOMES A DEMON WAR ZONE. 340 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,708 SHALL WE ARGUE SOME MORE, OR SHALL WE GET ON WITH IT? 341 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,911 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. NO MORE SCREWING AROUND. 342 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:04,397 WE FIND THAT GUY, GET THE HEAD BACK, THEN WE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. THAT'S IT. 343 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,767 HAVE YOU SEEN THE BLONDE GIRL? BUFFY. HER NAME IS BUFFY. 344 00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,853 - SHE WAS DANCING WITH THE IMMORTAL. - DID THEY LEAVE? 345 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,439 - RELAX, RELAX. IT'S OKAY. - THEY'RE STILL HERE? 346 00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:15,275 OH, NO. THEY'RE GONE. BUT YOU MUST RELAX. 347 00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:19,346 - I POUR YOU SOME WINE. - HE'S GOT HER, SPIKE. HE'S GOT BUFFY. 348 00:23:19,414 --> 00:23:22,583 WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO US? IT'S HIM. THE IMMORTAL. 349 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:26,653 THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. EVERY TIME HE SHOWS UP, I EITHER LOSE MY GIRL, 350 00:23:26,722 --> 00:23:30,724 GET BEATEN BY AN ANGRY MOB, OR GET THROWN IN PRISON FOR TAX EVASION. 351 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,460 LONG STORY. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S DIFFERENT NOW. 352 00:23:33,529 --> 00:23:36,363 WE'RE DIFFERENT. HEY. DAMN RIGHT WE ARE. 353 00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:39,099 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE HIS SHEMPS ANYMORE. NO WAY, MAN. 354 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,101 WE'RE JUST OUT OF OUR ELEMENT HERE. 355 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,670 IF THIS WAS L.A., WE'D HAVE HIM HOG-TIED BY NOW. 356 00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:48,408 IF WE HAD OUR RESOURCES, OUR TEAM, OUR HELICOPTERS, HE'D BE IN A WORLD OF-- 357 00:23:48,477 --> 00:23:53,430 HANG ON. DOESN'T WOLFRAM AND HART HAVE AN OFFICE HERE IN ROME? 358 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,553 [ Bell Dings ] 359 00:23:59,622 --> 00:24:01,989 [ Chattering In Italian ] 360 00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:03,557 HUH. 361 00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:27,447 CIAO! BENVENUTI. WELCOME. 362 00:24:27,516 --> 00:24:30,517 SPIKE. [ Giggles ] 363 00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:34,421 YOU ARE THE VERY MEANING OF HANDSOME. YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. 364 00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:38,525 I HAVE NO BREATH. [ Laughs ] AND YOU, WHAT AN HONOR. 365 00:24:38,594 --> 00:24:42,028 [ Loud Kisses ] THE GREAT ANGELUS. 366 00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:44,948 - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST ANGEL. - AH, YES, OF COURSE. 367 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:49,202 THE GYPSIES, THEY GAVE YOU YOUR SOUL. THE GYPSIES ARE FILTHY PEOPLE. [ Spits ] 368 00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:51,287 AND WE SHALL SPEAK OF THEM NO MORE. 369 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,357 I AM ILONA COSTA BIANCHI. 370 00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:56,560 I AM THE C.E.O. OF THE ROMAN OFFICES OF WOLFRAM E HART. 371 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,964 AND, PLEASE, WE ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL. 372 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,200 WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU WANT, WE GIVE TO YOU. 373 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:06,337 IF YOU WANT THE WORLD, WE GIVE YOU THE WORLD. 374 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:09,756 WE GIVE YOU TWO WORLDS, IN FACT, BECAUSE THIS IS OUR WAY. 375 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,992 OKAY. GOOD. YEAH. 376 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:14,745 NOW LET'S GO INTO MY OFFICE AND WE TALK LIKE ADULTS, EH? 377 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,813 - COME. PIETRO. - SI, SIGNORA? 378 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,549 [ Italian ] 379 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,972 [ Both Talking In Italian ] 380 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,207 SHE SEEMS NICE. 381 00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:35,381 I GOTTA TELL YOU. EVERYONE IS SO DANG FRIENDLY. I CAN'T GET OVER IT. 382 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,118 WELL, THEY KIND OF HAVE TO BE, DADDY. I'M THEIR BOSS. 383 00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:41,021 IF THEY'RE MEAN TO YOU I'LL JUST FIRE 'EM. [ Both Laugh ] 384 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:43,723 HAVE WE NOT SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE I RAN OVER THAT BUG DEMON WITH THE BUS? 385 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:48,963 - HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? - THINGS HAVE BEEN A BIT HECTIC THESE LAST COUPLE YEARS. 386 00:25:49,031 --> 00:25:52,199 I WANNA HEAR ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY, 387 00:25:52,268 --> 00:25:54,752 - HAVE YOU HAD A YOUNG LADY IN YOUR LIFE? - MOM. 388 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:58,556 WHAT? I WAS JUST ASKING. CAN I HELP IT IF THERE'S A PERFECT GENTLEMAN... 389 00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:00,457 HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT OF MY SINGLE DAUGHTER? 390 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,610 DAD, MAKE HER STOP. KNOCK IT OFF, BIG MOUTH. 391 00:26:03,679 --> 00:26:07,464 IF HE KEEPS TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M GONNA KEEP YOU FOR MYSELF. 392 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:10,050 IS THIS WHOLE LABORATORY YOURS, HONEY? 393 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,638 WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S THE COMPANY'S, BUT, YEAH, I'M IN CHARGE OF IT. 394 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,975 - WANNA SEE MY OFFICE? - THAT'S IT, UP THERE? 395 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:21,028 COME ON, BABY. OOH. 396 00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:25,482 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? VISITING WITH MY FOLKS. 397 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,284 ILLYRIA-- 398 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:30,353 [ Voice Deepens ] YOUR GRIEF HANGS OFF OF YOU LIKE ROTTED FLESH. 399 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,423 I COULDN'T TOLERATE IT FROM THEM AS WELL. 400 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:36,393 I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE MORE CONVENIENT. 401 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,552 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? IT'S A SIMPLE MODULATION OF MY FORM. 402 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:48,288 I APPEAR AS I CHOOSE. 403 00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,775 DO YOU WISH ME TO STOP? 404 00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,014 SWEETIE, YOU HAVE GOT TO DO A BETTER JOB DECORATING. 405 00:26:57,082 --> 00:27:00,300 THIS OFFICE IS AS BARE AS A BONE. 406 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:03,353 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 407 00:27:06,008 --> 00:27:08,842 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 408 00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:11,412 [ As Fred ] ABSOTIVELY. 409 00:27:18,954 --> 00:27:22,455 PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELVES AS THOUGH YOU WERE AT HOME. 410 00:27:22,524 --> 00:27:26,159 YOUR PROBLEMS, THEY ARE NO MORE. YOU HAVE NO MORE PROBLEMS. 411 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:30,930 - WHAT ARE YOUR PROBLEMS? - OUR FRIEND. SHE'S UNDER SOME SORT OF SPELL. 412 00:27:30,999 --> 00:27:34,167 CAST BY THE VILEST WRETCH THIS SIDE OF MOUNT EVEREST, 413 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:38,071 WHICH I'M TOLD HE HAS CLIMBED... 414 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,390 SEVERAL TIMES. LOOK, HE GOES BY THE NAME OF THE IMMORTAL. 415 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:44,311 AH, THE IMMORTAL. AH. THEN YOUR FRIEND IS LUCKY. 416 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:47,180 [ Chuckles ] I HAVE HAD DEALINGS WITH THE IMMORTAL MANY TIMES, 417 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,450 AND I MUST SAY THAT THE OUTCOME IS ALWAYS... 418 00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:51,869 MOST SATISFACTORY. 419 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:55,471 HE'S GOT HER TRAPPED. IT'S A LOVE SPELL, ALL RIGHT? AND WE-- 420 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,524 DOUBTFUL. THE IMMORTAL DOESN'T USE SPELLS. HE CONSIDERS THEM DIRTY. 421 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:03,146 DIRTY TRICKS FOR DIRTY PEOPLE. LIKE GYPSIES. [ Spits ] 422 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,549 WE WILL SPEAK OF THEM NO MORE. 423 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,786 WELL, HE'S DONE SOMETHING MAGIC TO HER. WE NEED TO DO SOME RESEARCH. 424 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,021 LOOK, DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, AN ITALIAN WESLEY HERE? 425 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,724 YES, YES. WE HAVE. BUT HE'S TAKING A NAP, 426 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:17,611 AND I DO NOT NEED HIM TO TELL ME WHAT IS ALREADY WIDELY KNOWN. 427 00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:20,347 THAT THE IMMORTAL DOES NOT USE MAGIC. 428 00:28:20,415 --> 00:28:22,432 THEN IT MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE. 429 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,834 WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT HIM. WE NEED-- 430 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:27,604 TO KEEP YOUR HEAD. [ Laughs ] YES. 431 00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:31,758 WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR MISSION TO RETRIEVE THE CAPO DI FAMIGLIA. 432 00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:35,179 AND I HAVE TO SAY, RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS A BIT MORE IMPORTANT... 433 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,781 THAN TRYING TO PRY YOUR FRIEND OFF OF THE IMMORTAL. 434 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:41,685 YOUR HEAD IS IN GREAT DANGER. 435 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:45,906 WE HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED A RANSOM NOTE. IT WAS ADDRESSED TO YOU VIA OUR OFFICES. 436 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,891 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF SNEAKING A PEEK. 437 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,296 WE MUST HURRY BECAUSE THE DROP IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE IN LESS THAN ONE HOUR. 438 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,015 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA NEED A CHASE HELICOPTER, AN ASSAULT TEAM-- 439 00:28:56,084 --> 00:28:58,552 AND GUNS. LOTS AND LOTS OF GUNS. 440 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:04,057 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. THE TWO OF YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS, BUT NO. 441 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:08,145 THIS IS A CIVILIZED COUNTRY. WE DO THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME. 442 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,797 SOMEBODY GETS KIDNAPPED. SOMEBODY PAYS THE MONEY. 443 00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:14,300 EVERYBODY GOES HOME HAPPY. GRAZIE. PREGO. KISS, KISS. 444 00:29:14,369 --> 00:29:16,970 WE ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY READY TO GO. 445 00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,322 EH? HUH? 446 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:22,159 [ Sighs ] ALL RIGHT. FINE. 447 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:27,280 - WHATEVER. WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY. - WHO'S MAKING THE DROP? 448 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:33,786 I HELPED SAVE THE WORLD, YOU KNOW. LIKE I HAVEN'T. 449 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:36,256 YEAH. BUT I'VE DONE IT A LOT MORE. OH, PLEASE. 450 00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:38,842 CLOSED THE HELLMOUTH. I'VE DONE THAT. 451 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,911 [ Scoffs ] YOU WORE A NECKLACE. 452 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,948 YOU KNOW, I HELPED KILL THE MAYOR, AND, UH, JASMINE. 453 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:48,185 DO THOSE REALLY COUNT AS SAVING THE WORLD? 454 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,487 I STOPPED ACATHLA. THAT SAVED THE WORLD. 455 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,023 BUFFY RAN YOU THROUGH WITH A SWORD. 456 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:55,091 YEAH, BUT I MADE HER DO IT. 457 00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,830 I SIGNALED HER WITH MY EYES. 458 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:05,551 SHE KILLED YOU. I HELPED HER. THAT ONE COUNTS AS MINE. 459 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:09,122 MY POINT IS, I'M BETTER THAN THIS, OKAY? WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS. 460 00:30:09,191 --> 00:30:12,192 WHAT THE HELL COULD BUFFY SEE IN HIM? 461 00:30:12,261 --> 00:30:16,746 PERHAPS SHE LIKES THE CUT OF HIS TROUSERS. 462 00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:28,174 SORRY TO JUST DROP IN ON YOU LIKE THIS UNANNOUNCED. 463 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,544 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M JUST SAD Y'ALL CAN'T STAY LONGER. 464 00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:33,814 WELL, THE BEACH IS CALLING. WESLEY, 465 00:30:33,882 --> 00:30:38,151 YOU TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE FRED FOR US, OKAY? OF COURSE. 466 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,403 AH. 467 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:45,592 I MISS YOU ALREADY, AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GONE YET. 468 00:30:45,661 --> 00:30:50,530 [ Exhales ] ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? YOU SEEM DIFFERENT SOMEHOW. 469 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,398 AW, SHE'S JUST GROWING UP, MOTHER. 470 00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:55,201 LET HER GO. YOU'RE GONNA EMBARRASS HER IN FRONT OF HER EMPLOYEES. 471 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,438 STOP IT, DADDY. COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG. 472 00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:01,874 I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. OH, WE LOVE YOU TOO. 473 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:06,246 - WE'LL TALK SOON, OKAY? - COUNTIN' ON IT. 474 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:19,308 DID YOU GET WHAT YOU NEEDED FROM THAT EXPERIENCE? 475 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:23,880 [ As Illyria ] YES. IT WAS MOST INFORMATIVE. 476 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,018 GOOD. DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN. 477 00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:35,108 YOU MUST BE SO LONELY. 478 00:31:35,177 --> 00:31:38,679 YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS BECOME LOVERS WITH THE IMMORTAL. 479 00:31:38,747 --> 00:31:41,247 HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU. 480 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:45,318 AND HOW FORTUNATE FOR HER. 481 00:31:45,387 --> 00:31:47,637 - YOU KNOW THE IMMORTAL? - BUT, OF COURSE. 482 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,190 [ Scoffs ] I KNEW IT. NONE OF THIS IS A COINCIDENCE. 483 00:31:50,258 --> 00:31:54,761 IT'S BEEN HIS PLAN ALL ALONG. STEAL OUR HEAD, KEEP US BUSY AND TRAIPSE OFF WITH MY GIRL. 484 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,980 OUR GIRL. IT'S A SETUP. 485 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,700 YOU'RE JUST HIS LACKEY. I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 486 00:31:59,768 --> 00:32:04,371 THE IMMORTAL DOES NOT NEED A MAN LIKE ME TO DO HIS BUSINESS. 487 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:06,906 HE IS A WILD CARD. 488 00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:09,592 A WOLF REMOVED FROM THE PACK. 489 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,262 A STALLION WITHOUT, UH, THE BRIDLE. 490 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:15,632 - WHAT, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM? - NO, NO, NO, NO. 491 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:18,885 WELL, YEAH, OKAY. YES. BUT, UH, IF ANYTHING, 492 00:32:18,953 --> 00:32:21,838 HE'S MORE OF AN INSPIRATION. 493 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,392 A SPIRITUAL GUIDE. HAVE YOU READ HIS BOOK? 494 00:32:26,495 --> 00:32:28,561 IT'S A LIFE-CHANGER. 495 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:33,099 [ Quietly ] I'M GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF ITALY. KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 496 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:38,337 OH, LOOK. THE AMERICANS ARE RELYING ON VIOLENCE TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS. 497 00:32:38,407 --> 00:32:40,273 WHAT A SURPRISE. 498 00:32:44,145 --> 00:32:47,497 [ Shouting In Italian ] 499 00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:53,202 OKAY. NO MORE GAMES. 500 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:55,005 [ Groans ] 501 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,457 ONE MORE STEP AND THE HEAD GETS IT, EH? 502 00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:59,942 WE ARE NOT ANIMALS. 503 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,846 WE ARE ITALIANO. 504 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:07,384 YOU GIVE US THE MONEY, WE GIVE YOU THE HEAD. 505 00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:12,939 YOU GIVE US THE MONEY, WE GIVE YOU THE HEAD. 506 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,261 THE MONEY, THE HEAD. THE MONEY-- 507 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,614 YEAH. WE GET IT. THE MONEY. 508 00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:24,984 HEY. 509 00:33:32,661 --> 00:33:34,628 ARRIVEDERCI, AMERICANOS. 510 00:33:34,696 --> 00:33:39,383 IT WAS A PLEASURE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH YOU. 511 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,835 [ Men Laughing, Chattering ] 512 00:33:41,904 --> 00:33:45,922 DON'T BELIEVE HIM FOR A SECOND. THE IMMORTAL'S NECK-DEEP IN ALL OF THIS. 513 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,924 OF COURSE HE IS. HE'S SCREWING US. 514 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,159 HE SCREWED US BEFORE AND HE'S SCREWING US NOW. 515 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,729 YEAH. EVERY TIME WE HEAR HIS BLEEDING NAME, 516 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,715 WE END UP STANDING IN THE STRADA HOLDING THE BAG. 517 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,686 [ Beeping ] 518 00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:13,533 [ Spike Exhales ] CIVILIZED COUNTRY-- 519 00:34:13,602 --> 00:34:15,768 LOOK WHAT THAT SQUEAKER DID TO MY JACKET. 520 00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:18,505 AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT A JACKET. 521 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:22,642 NOT A JACKET, MY JACKET. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO GET THIS. 522 00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:24,644 YOU STRIPPED IT OFF THE BODY OF A DEAD SLAYER. 523 00:34:24,712 --> 00:34:26,879 WHICH GIVES IT GREAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE. 524 00:34:26,948 --> 00:34:30,617 BESIDES, I'VE BEEN WEARING IT FOR OVER 30 YEARS. IT'S LIKE A PART OF ME. 525 00:34:30,685 --> 00:34:34,354 GET OVER IT. BUY A NEW ONE. 526 00:34:34,422 --> 00:34:37,923 IT'S MY SECOND SKIN. IT'S WHO I AM. 527 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:41,561 IT'S JUST ONE MORE THING HE'S TAKEN AWAY THAT I'LL NEVER GET BACK. 528 00:34:41,630 --> 00:34:43,813 YEAH. THIS IS GOOD. 529 00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:47,883 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE BECAUSE I SENT ANOTHER 10 OF THEM TO LOS ANGELES FOR YOU, 530 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:52,455 ALONG WITH A FINE ASSORTMENT OF SHOES. 531 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:57,093 [ Gasps ] [ Italian ] 532 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:01,280 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. OH! 533 00:35:02,784 --> 00:35:05,001 I'M NOT SURE THIS IS ME. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 534 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:10,907 THIS IS THE LATEST STYLE. YOU WILL DEFINE HANDSOME FOR YEARS TO COME. 535 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:14,927 NOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DROP? NO GRAZIE, PREGO, KISS, KISS? 536 00:35:14,996 --> 00:35:17,413 GRAZIE. PREGO. KABOOM. 537 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:21,251 OH, THEY ALWAYS DO THIS TO FIRST-TIMERS IN THIS COUNTRY. 538 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,453 DID I NOT MENTION THAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. 539 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,772 - CALL UP THE HELICOPTERS. - AND THE ASSAULT TEAM. 540 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,993 WE'RE GETTING OUR HEAD BACK. NO, NO, NO. I LOVE THE TWO OF YOU SO MUCH, 541 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:34,280 BUT BRUTE FORCE WILL ONLY GET YOUR PRECIOUS HEAD SMOOSHED. 542 00:35:34,348 --> 00:35:37,701 YOU HAVE DONE SUCH FINE, QUALITY WORK. 543 00:35:37,769 --> 00:35:42,272 NOW, PLEASE, RELAX. LET US HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 544 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,641 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FAITH IN A HIGHER POWER. 545 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,193 WE'RE HEROES. WE DON'T NEED ANY HIGHER POWER. 546 00:35:47,262 --> 00:35:49,362 I'LL BE IN TOUCH. WE MAKE OUR OWN FATE! 547 00:35:49,431 --> 00:35:54,267 WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY CLEANING UP OUR MESS, YOU KNOW. WE'RE CHAMPIONS! 548 00:35:56,438 --> 00:35:59,772 GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 549 00:35:59,841 --> 00:36:02,508 YEAH, WE'RE JUST GONNA-- WE'RE-- 550 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,412 [ Sighs ] SHALL WE JUST GO HOME? 551 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,149 [ Exhales ] OH, GOD, YES. 552 00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:12,518 COULDN'T GET ME OUT OF THIS RAT HOLE OF A COUNTRY FAST ENOUGH. 553 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:16,906 - IS BUFFY BACK YET? - SORRY. NOT YET. 554 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:21,026 YOU GUYS CAN HANG IF YOU WANT. I'M JUST HEADING OUT. 555 00:36:24,032 --> 00:36:27,417 OH. HEY, NICE JACKET. 556 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:31,103 - IT'S THE LATEST STYLE. - ANDREW-- 557 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:38,278 HAS BUFFY BEEN ACTING OFF? LIKE THE IMMORTAL'S GOT HER UNDER A SPELL OF SORTS? 558 00:36:38,347 --> 00:36:40,847 EXCELLENT QUESTION. NO. 559 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:44,484 - COULD IT BE MIND CONTROL? - OR A LOVE POTION? 560 00:36:44,552 --> 00:36:48,387 - DID SHE DRINK A LOVE POTION? - DUDE, SERIOUSLY, I THOUGHT OF ALL THOSE THINGS, 561 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:53,927 BUT, IT TURNS OUT, BUFFY FELL FOR THE IMMORTAL ON HER OWN, AND NOW SHE'S HAPPY, THAT'S IT. 562 00:36:53,996 --> 00:36:56,662 BUT SHE'S NOT FINISHED BAKING YET. I GOTTA WAIT TILL SHE'S DONE BAKING. 563 00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:59,565 YOU KNOW, TILL SHE FINDS HERSELF. 'CAUSE THAT'S THE DRILL. FINE. 564 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:03,036 I'M WAITING PATIENTLY, AND MEANWHILE, THE IMMORTAL'S EATING COOKIE DOUGH. 565 00:37:03,105 --> 00:37:06,890 UH, SPIKE, IS ANGEL CRYING? 566 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,793 NO. 567 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:13,129 NOT YET. MAY WANNA HOLD THE WATERWORKS, BIG GUY. 568 00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:16,633 THE IMMORTAL'S COOL AND ALL, BUT HE AIN'T ALL THAT. HE'S GOT HIS FLAWS. 569 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,536 REALLY? WH-WHAT ARE THEY? 570 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:22,805 [ Sighs ] THE POINT IS, SHE'S MOVING ON. 571 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:26,893 YOU GUYS DO THE SAME. YOU MIGHT CATCH HER ONE DAY. 572 00:37:26,962 --> 00:37:28,812 ONE OF YOU ANYWAY. 573 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,865 BUT YOU KEEP RUNNING IN PLACE, YOU'RE GONNA FIND SHE'S LONG GONE. 574 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,303 IT IS A BIT SILLY. 575 00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:43,560 US, CHASING HER AROUND LIKE A COUPLE OF HENPECKED TEENAGERS. 576 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:51,317 BUFFY LOVES BOTH OF YOU, BUT SHE'S GOTTA LIVE HER LIFE. PEOPLE CHANGE. 577 00:37:53,821 --> 00:37:56,256 YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 578 00:37:56,324 --> 00:37:58,008 [ Knocking ] 579 00:38:05,299 --> 00:38:08,267 [ Italian ] 580 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:12,405 [ Continues In Italian ] 581 00:38:15,577 --> 00:38:17,843 CIAO. 582 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,703 WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME WE-- YEAH. 583 00:38:43,872 --> 00:38:46,122 [ As Fred ] WES? 584 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:51,794 ARE YOU, LIKE, MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING? STOP IT. 585 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,548 [ As Illyria ] ISN'T IT WHAT YOU DESIRE? 586 00:38:55,617 --> 00:39:00,520 [ As Fred ] I MEAN, YOU LOVE ME. I LOVE YOU. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 587 00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,956 I LOVED HER. 588 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,659 [ As Illyria ] YOU LOVED THIS. 589 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,846 AND PART OF YOU STILL DOES. 590 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,900 I CAN FEEL IT IN YOU. 591 00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:22,175 I... WISH TO EXPLORE IT FURTHER. 592 00:39:22,243 --> 00:39:24,060 NEVER. 593 00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:28,798 YOU, LIKE THIS. 594 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,533 IT SICKENS ME. 595 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,337 [ As Fred ] OH, LORD. WE BOTH KNOW THAT AIN'T TRUE. 596 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:38,341 STOP IT. 597 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:43,680 CHANGE BACK. BE BLUE. BE ANYTHING. 598 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:46,216 DON'T BE HER. 599 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,053 DON'T EVER BE HER. 600 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,563 AS YOU WISH. 601 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:07,053 THANKS. [ Bell Dings ] 602 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:10,623 GUNN, WE LOST THE HEAD. START PREPARING THE TROOPS FOR WAR. 603 00:40:10,692 --> 00:40:13,526 HEAD'S IN YOUR OFFICE. WHAT? 604 00:40:13,594 --> 00:40:15,762 IT'S ON YOUR DESK. 605 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:34,063 "WITH REGARDS, THE IMMORTAL." 606 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:39,168 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE THAT GUY! 607 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:42,238 WHAT'S BUFFY THINKING? HONESTLY? 608 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:45,475 SHE DOESN'T EXACTLY HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN MEN. CASE IN POINT. 609 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,043 HEY. I THINK I TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT. 610 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,613 YEAH. ONCE SHE GOT THROUGH WITH YOU. 611 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:54,683 I WASN'T THE ONE LIVING IN ALLEYS, RUBBING RAT FILTH ALL OVER MY FACE. 612 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,853 IF WE'RE TALKING PROJECTS, YOU'RE THE SISTINE CHAPEL. 613 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,088 - I WASN'T A PROJECT. - WELL, NEITHER WAS I. 614 00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:05,361 CAN'T WE JUST LOCK HER AWAY IN A BOX... 615 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:08,948 WHERE NO ONE CAN EVER TOUCH HER-- YOU KNOW, LIKE WE DID WITH PAVAYNE? 616 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,019 I DON'T THINK SHE'D LET US. I MEAN, SHE'S PRETTY STRONG. 617 00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:17,690 WE COULD DO A SPELL, SOME SORT OF MIND CONTROL. 618 00:41:17,759 --> 00:41:20,109 OH, SHE'D FIGURE IT OUT. SHE'S PRETTY SMART. 619 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:25,915 [ Quietly ] YEAH. [ Scoffs ] 620 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:30,153 SO, WHAT? WE JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT? 621 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:34,056 GET ON WITH OUR LIVES? FRAID SO. 622 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:38,294 [ Forced Exhale ] FINE. NO PROBLEM. 623 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:41,030 I WAS PLANNING ON DOING THAT ANYWAY. 624 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:45,434 YEAH? ME TOO. ACTUALLY, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK. 625 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,004 I'M MOVING ON. MOVING ON. 626 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,405 OH, YEAH. RIGHT NOW. 627 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,390 MOVIN'. 628 00:42:29,063 --> 00:42:31,514 GRR! ARRGH! 73416

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