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[ Man ]WELCOME TO THE LOS ANGELESBRANCH OF WOLFRAM AND HART,
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THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFULLAW FIRM IN THE CITY.
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FOUNDED IN 1791...
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ON GROUND DECONSECRATEDBY THE BLOOD OF MASS-MURDERERMATTHIAS PAVANE,
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WOLFRAM AND HART HAS PUT ROOTSDOWN IN THIS GLAMOROUS CITYTHAT GROW DEEP...
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AND BRANCHES THAT REACHRIGHT INTO THE HEARTOF EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION,
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INCLUDING YOYODYNE,WEYLAND-YUTANI AND NEWS CORP.
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THAT CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY?WE OWN HIS SOUL.
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THAT FABULOUS MOVIE QUEEN?
SHE OWES US HER FIRST BORN.
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BUT TIMES CHANGE,AND WOLFRAM AND HART IS CHANGINGRIGHT ALONG WITH THEM.
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UNDER OUR NEW C.E.O., ANGEL,
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WE'RE FOCUSING LESS ON POWERAND MORE ON USING THAT POWERFOR GOOD.
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WE HAVE A ZERO-TOLERANCEPOLICY FOR KILLING,
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AND THAT INCLUDES YOU,VAMPIRES.
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THAT BETTER BE PIG'S BLOOD,MISTER.
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YES, OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENTHAS MADE IT CLEAR--
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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THIS IS A NEW COMPANYFOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM,AND HE WANTS TO WORK WITH YOU.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T KILL,
WE WON'T KILL YOU.
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THAT'S RIGHT.NO MORE EMPLOYEE SACRIFICES.
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AT WOLFRAM AND HART,YOU'RE PART OF A FAMILY NOW.
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YOU CAN WORK YOUR WAYUP THE LADDER,
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AND THERE'LL ALWAYS BEA HAND TO HELP YOU UP IT.
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EVERY LIFE AND UNLIFE...
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IS AS IMPORTANTTO OUR NEW MANAGEMENTAS THEIR OWN.
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SO GO AHEAD,RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR NEWWOLFRAM AND HART FAMILY.
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BECAUSE AT OUR FIRM,EVERYONE MATTERS.YOU MATTER.
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BUDDY, YOU'RE GOING PLACES.
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[ Alarm Buzzer ]
♪♪ [ Rock ]
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[ Buzzer Stops ]
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♪ I GOT A SONG IN MY MIND I BEEN SINGING IT ALL DAY ♪
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♪♪ [ Guitar ]
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♪ I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TONIGHT AND MORNING, ANSWER WHEN I SAY, HEY ♪
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♪♪ [ Volume Increases ]♪ HEY ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR ME START SCREAMING, LISTEN I AIN'T GONNA QUIT ♪
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♪ GONNA SHOW YOU DIFFERENT SIZES THAT I GUARANTEE WILL FIT ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR A WARM VIBRATION LOOK OUT BABY, THIS IS IT ♪
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♪ HEY ♪
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♪ I SAID, HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪ HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪ I SAID, HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪♪ [ Continues ]
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♪ AHA ♪
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♪♪ [ Continues ]
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♪ WELL, EVERYBODY SAYS AND DOES IT AND HE PLAYS HER ANYWHERE ♪
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- MORNING, MRS. JACOBI.
- [ Dog Growls, Barks ]
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♪ WELL, IT'S GOTTEN REALLY CRAZY AND IT'S GOT A LOT OF AIR ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
[ Dings ]
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR ME START SCREAMING, LISTEN I AIN'T GONNA QUIT ♪
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♪ GONNA SHOW YOU DIFFERENT SIZES THAT I GUARANTEE WILL FIT ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR A WARM VIBRATION LOOK OUT BABY, THIS IS IT ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ I SAID, HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪ HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪ I SAID, HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪ HEY, SAH-LO-NEE AH-LO-NEE, AH-LO-NEE OH ♪
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♪♪ [ Fades ]
EXCUSE ME.
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YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD GO.
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OHHH! HEY!
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SORRY.
[ Huffs ]
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SO THEN, 2:00 A.M.
MY BOSS CALLS ME,
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WANTS ME TO SEARCH HER CAR FOR,
GET THIS, A STRAY VICODIN.
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- SHUT UP.
- HELLO, FELLOW GRUNTS.
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HEY.
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I MEAN, MAKING ME DROP OFF
HER STOOL SAMPLE WAS ONE THING.
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BUT THIS?
I'M SO ASKING FOR A RAISE.
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YEAH! YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
I'VE BEEN DUE FOR A RAISE TOO,
'CAUSE--
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OH, DID I TELL YOU?
THAT CUTE NEW SHAMAN'S
IN MY DEPARTMENT NOW.
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MM. HE WASIN MY TRAINING CLASS.
RIGHT.
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NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO.
BYE-BYE.
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WHICH ACTUALLY
MAKES HIM SEXIER.
[ Giggles ]
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[ Beeps, Whirring ] [ Man ] HEY.
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MORNING.
YOU JUST CAN'T--
THERE ARE RULES.
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OH, I KNOW. IT'S SO UNFAIR.
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JUST BECAUSE MY BOSS
IS YOUR BOSS'S BOSS,
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HIS NEEDS
COMING FIRST AND ALL.
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[ Beeps ]
SEE YA.
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SO, YOU'VE GOT
THE DEPARTMENT HEADS
AT 11:00.
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YOUR 1:00
WITH MISTRESS SHRIVA
FROM HUMAN--
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SORRY-- NONHUMAN RESOURCES
GOT MOVED TO 2:00.
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SWUNG BY THE CLEANERS. ZIPPO LUCK GETTING OUT THE FROPHLA SLIME.
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OH, AND I TOOK CARE
OF THE CATERING...
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FOR THE BIG FEUDING
DEMON-CLAN CONFAB--
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UNLESS YOU HAVE
ANY REQUESTS.
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[ Speaking Demon Language ]
[ Clicking Tongue ]
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YEAH, UH, OKAY.
COULD YOU SPELL THAT?
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- OH.
- [ Woman, Recording ]
GREETINGS, YOUR EMINENCE.
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LET ME TAKE YOUR STAFF.
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[ Recording: Demon Language ]
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SHEESH.
MY CLICKS ARE ALL WRONG.
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YOU FIGURE OUT THE CATERING
FOR TOMORROW?
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HELLO! I JUST--
[ Gunn ]MORNING.
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READY TO DO THIS THING?
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SO, ABOUT
THE, UH, CATERING,
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I REALLY
WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND,
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'CAUSE I KNOW THIS IS VERY--
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[ Sighs ]
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU'RE UP TODAY.
OH, COME ON, RUDY.
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YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN OFF
THE HUMAN BLOOD FOR MONTHS.
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COMPANY POLICY.
GIVE ME THE FINGER.
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[ Telephone Rings ]
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GOOD MORNING.
WOLFRAM AND-- OW!
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UH, SORRY. WRONG EXTENSION.
YOU NEED 529 FOR CURSES.
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FOILED AGAIN, HUH?
[ Giggles ]
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HELLO?
YOU'RE CLEAN.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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[ Sighs ]
ELI. HI.
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[ Chuckles ]
HEY... YOU.
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I JUST GOT CALLED UP
FOR A MEETING
WITH YOUR BOSS MAN.
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- REALLY? I DIDN'T SEE ANY--
- I DON'T WANT TO COUNT
MY HATCHLINGS,
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BUT I THINK THE HONCHOS ARE
FINALLY STARTING TO RECOGNIZE
MY WORK IN ACCOUNTING.
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- HEY. GOOD FOR YOU.
- ELI. COME ON IN.
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WISH ME LUCK, KIDDO.
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OHHH.
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ANGEL, YOU FORGOT YOUR--
[ Gasps ]
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GET THAT CLEANED UP,
WOULD YOU?
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I JUST-- I DON'T GET IT. WHY'D YOU KILL ELI?
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DIDN'T MUCH LIKE WHAT HE WAS
DOING IN HIS OFF-HOURS.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
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- WHAT ELI DID ON HIS OWN TIME--
- IS DISMEMBER VIRGINS.
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OH. WELL, A PERSON'S RELIGIOUS
BELIEFS IS NO CAUSE FOR--
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HE DID IT FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT.
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OH. WELL, OKAY.
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STILL, COULDN'T YOU HAVE
GIVEN HIM A STERN WARNING
OR SOMETHING FIRST?
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IT'S CALLED
A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY,
NOT A "MAYBE-THIS-ONCE" POLICY.
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NOBODY IN THIS OFFICE
GETS AWAY WITH MURDER.
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NOT ANYMORE.
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[ Lorne ] OHHH. LEMME GUESS.
POSITION JUST OPEN UP
IN ACCOUNTING?
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HARDEST PART OF THE JOB--TERMINATING AN EMPLOYEE.
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[ Spike ] ONCE AGAIN,
KEEPING CORPORATE AMERICA
SAFE FROM EVIL.
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- [ Fred ] SPIKE.
- I WAS WONDERIN'
WHEN YOU'D TURN UP.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
IT'S BEEN DAYS.
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OUT ENJOYING FREEDOM
FROM MY GHOSTLY CONFINES, LUV.
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THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY
SIDE EFFECTS SINCE YOU
RECORPOREALIZED, HAVE THERE?
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BIT OF A HANGOVER,
BUT THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED
AFTER ALL THE DRINKING.
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JUST THOUGHT I'D SWING BY
AND SAY MY FINAL FAREWELLS.
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- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YOU CATCH ON QUICK, DON'T YOU?
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YEAH, THOUGHT I'D PUSH OFF,
SEEING AS HOW I GOT SOMEBODY
WAITING FOR ME.
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[ Wesley ]ANGEL, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S WISE,
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GIVEN THE SHANSHU PROPHESY
IS STILL UNRESOLVED.
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THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MATE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME
TO THAT HEROIC DESTINY,
WHETHER YOU DESERVE IT OR NOT.
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ME, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN WAIT AROUND FOR
THE FOUR BLOODY HORSEMEN.
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- SPIKE.
- LET HIM GO.
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YEAH, HERE'S THE THING.
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COULD USE A LITTLE
WALKING-AROUND MONEY.
HOW 'BOUT A FEW HUNDRED?
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- HOW 'BOUT, NO?
- TYPICAL, YOU CHEAP SOD.
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RIGHT, THEN.
SETTLE FOR SOME WHEELS.
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IF IT'S GONNA GET YOU
OUT OF HERE FASTER, FINE.
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- JUST NOT THE VIPER.
- VIPER IT IS, THEN.
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- ANY MESSAGE FOR BUFFY?
- TELL HER YOU'RE A MORON.
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WELL, BON VOYAGE, SPIKESTER.
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DON'T BE A STRANGER.
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FRED.
[ Exhales Deeply ]
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW, UH--
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I MEAN, ALL THAT WORK
YOU PUT IN TRYIN' TO, YOU KNOW,
CURE ME OF THE GHOSTIES--
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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OH, YOU DID.
YOU-- YOU BELIEVED IN--
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I MEAN, YOU TRIED.
I WON'T FORGET THAT.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OH, WHAT?
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I DON'T GET A GOOD-BYE
JUST BECAUSE I WENT CRAZY...
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AND TRIED TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT
WHILE WE WERE HAVING SEX?
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KEEP IT SIMPLE, HARM.
IT SUITS YOU.
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THIS IS WAR. TWO DEMON CLANS,
THE VINJIS AND THE SAHRVIN.
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THEY'VE BEEN BATTLING IT OUT
FOR FIVE GENERATIONS.
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WAY BACK WHEN,
CLANS GOT ALONG OKAY.
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SHARED A FEW HUNDRED MILES
OF DESERT, TRADED LIVESTOCK,
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AND EVEN PARTIED TOGETHER
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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THEN A VINJI USED THE WRONG FORK
AT A SAHRVIN BONDING CEREMONY.
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SAHRVINS TOOK OFFENSE,AND THEY'VE BEEN SLAUGHTERINGEACH OTHER EVER SINCE.
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YOU'RE SAYING
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED
OVER A FORK FAUX PAS?
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THEY'RE PRETTY FINICKY
ABOUT MANNERS.
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BUT THE CLANS HAVE AGREED
TO NEGOTIATE A TRUCE--
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- HERE, TOMORROW.
- WHY NOW?
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DEMON RIGHTS ACTIVIST
BY THE NAME OF TOBIAS DUPREE
GOT INVOLVED.
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HE'S LIAISON TO BOTH CLANS--
ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD
THEY ALL TRUST.
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AND HE CALLED US FOR HELP.
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ETIQUETTE ASIDE,
THE VINJI AND SAHRVIN
ARE NOTORIOUSLY VICIOUS.
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WHY NOT LET THEM
WIPE EACH OTHER OUT?
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I GOT NO LOVE FOR THESE GUYS.
BUT WE MANAGE TO PUSH
THROUGH A PEACE PLAN,
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THE WHOLE DEMON WORLD'S
GONNA KNOW WE GOT GAME.
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THAT MAKES SENSE,
IN A KIND OF GRAY,
MACHIAVELLIAN KIND OF WAY.
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OBVIOUSLY, BOTH CLANS
ARE SENSITIVE
TO THE SMALLEST SLIGHT.
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WE DON'T DOT AN "I"OR CROSS A "T," THIS WHOLE THINGCOULD EXPLODE IN OUR FACES.
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THIS IS A COMPLETE LIST OF MANNERS AND CUSTOMS.
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY
ALL MEMORIZE THIS.
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APPARENTLY, GAZING AT A VINJI'S ANKLES CAN LEAD TO EYE-GOUGING.
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AH. HEY, COME ON, DANDIDO.
COME ON.
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[ Chuckles ] HE GETSA WEE SHY AROUND THE BIG BOSS.ALL THE WAY IN, YEAH.
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I, UH, FINISHEDTHE SEATING CHART.
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ALL RIGHT. THIS KIDWAS UP ALL NIGHT, JIGSAWINGWHO'S GOING WHERE TOMORROW.
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HE'S A REAL UP-AND-COMER,
THIS ONE.
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[ Fred ] MY LAB MANAGED THATUPGRADE TO THE WEAPONS SCANNER,LIKE YOU REQUESTED.
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- FOOLPROOF?
- I'D SAY YES,
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BUT THEN SOME FOOL
WOULD JUST COME ALONG
AND SNEAK SOMETHING PAST US.
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BUT IT'S STILL
STATE OF THE ART.
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AND SINCE NONE OF THE CLAN
REPRESENTATIVES SPEAK ENGLISH,
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- I'LL BE DOING
MOST OF THE TALKING.
- YOU?
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YEAH. ALONG WITH THE LAW
AND THE GILBERT AND SULLIVAN,
199
00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:00,902
ALSO GOT ME
A FEW DEMON LANGUAGES
IN THE BRAIN UPLOAD.
200
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,572
SO ASIDE FROM FORKS, ANKLESAND US NOT KNOWINGWHAT THEY'RE SAYING,
201
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,574
ANY OTHER
POTENTIAL MINEFIELDS?
202
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,944
ALL THEIR ETIQUETTE ISSUES
GO ALONG WITH A HEALTHY DOSE
OF SUPERSTITION.
203
00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:13,865
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
I'VE BEEN DOING A WHOLE BUNCH
OF RESEARCH ON THESE GUYS,
204
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,200
THEIR CUSTOMS AND STUFF.
205
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,353
DID YOU KNOW
THAT THEY THINK POODLES
ARE WICKED BAD LUCK?
206
00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,755
HARMONY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
207
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,258
WE'LL BE NEEDING LUNCH.
[ Gunn ]GOOD IDEA.
208
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,694
WE SHOULD ORDERBEFORE THE CRUSH.[ Fred ] NOT THAI AGAIN.
209
00:12:26,762 --> 00:12:28,696
[ Sighs ]
SOMETHING LIGHTER.
210
00:12:30,199 --> 00:12:33,534
[ Woman ]BURKLE'S ALWAYSGIVING MR. GUNN THE EYE.
211
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:36,103
I HEARD THEYUSED TO BE A THING.I DON'T KNOW.
212
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,906
ALICE SAID
SHE AND THAT KNOX GUY
ARE PRETTY FRIENDLY.
213
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,225
MAYBE SHE'S SLEEPINGWITH BOTH OF 'EM.
214
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,428
[ Giggles ]
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.
215
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:48,249
DON'T FORGET ABOUT WESLEY.
I GET THE VIBE THAT HE'S, LIKE,
TOTALLY CRUSHING OVER FRED.
216
00:12:48,318 --> 00:12:50,567
MR. WYNDAM-PRYCE?
217
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,937
[ Huffs ]
EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S--
MUFFINS!
218
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,573
THEY'RE FROM LORNE--
ACTUALLY FROM SHAQ,
219
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:58,109
BUT LORNE'S
DECLARED HIS OFFICE
A CARB-FREE ZONE.
220
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,562
- HE'S TOTALLY GROOMING YOU.
- YOU THINK?
221
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,913
HE DOES CALL ME
"DAN THE MAN."
222
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,634
- ANGEL GROOMS ME TOO.
- EXPLAINS THE HAIRCUT.
223
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,004
I'M HIS RIGHT ARM.
HE'S TAKING ME PLACES.
224
00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:13,741
[ Ringing ]
WE'RE SO CONNECTED.
225
00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:18,362
YEAH, BOSS?
HARMONY, GET THE HELL
DOWN HERE. NOW!
226
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,015
UH, SURE.
NO. NO, TROUBLE AT ALL.
227
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,251
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
BYE.
228
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,924
HARMONY!
229
00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:34,429
YOU WANT TO
EXPLAIN THIS?
230
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:38,866
OKAY. THIS IS TOTALLY MY FAULT.
231
00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:42,503
I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE CATERERS
THE DELIVERY WAS FOR TOMORROW.
232
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,839
BUT I SHOULD'VECALLED TO CONFIRM.
233
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,542
YOU KNOW CATERERS--NOT THE BEST LISTENERS.
234
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- OH!
- [ Bellows ]
235
00:13:49,612 --> 00:13:52,346
HARMONY, UH, GOT US A CAMEL.
236
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,149
LIKE I SAID,
I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH.
237
00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:57,518
CAMEL MEAT'S A DELICACY.
238
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,321
SO I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY
TO KICK OFF THE SUMMIT,
239
00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,306
'CAUSE OF THE CLANS
BEING SO UPTIGHT.
240
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,709
LIKE... COMFORT FOOD.
241
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,243
COMFORT FOOD?
UH-HUH.
242
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,029
AND AS HOST, YOU GET THE HONOR
OF SLICING OFF ITS HUMP...
243
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,032
AND STICKING A HOT POKER
THROUGH ITS HEART.
244
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:15,220
AND THEN THE DEMON LEADERS
RIP APART ITS CARCASS
WITH THEIR BARE HANDS.
245
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,639
[ Chuckles ]
ARE YOU--
246
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:20,007
[ Sighs ]I DON'T EVEN KNOW H-HOW--
247
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:23,177
UH, MAYBE THE CAMEL
WAS THE WRONG WAY TO GO.
248
00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:26,697
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER
THE PHONES, MAKE APPOINTMENTS
AND ANTICIPATE MY NEEDS,
249
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,435
WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE
A PETTING ZOO IN MY LOBBY.
250
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,521
OKAY, BUT... THE CATERER
SAID NO RETURNS.
251
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,523
[ Snorts ]
GET IT OUT OF HERE.
252
00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,944
MAYBE YOU COULD
GO WITH A NICE CHEESE PLATTER.
253
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,779
[ Crying ]
254
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,399
OR CHIPS AND DIP.
CHIPS AND DIP WOULD BE FINE.
255
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:49,604
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
THIS IS WHAT THEY EAT.
256
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:52,373
ANGEL'S JUST
FEELING A LITTLE OFF,
257
00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:57,244
AND HE-HE'S NOT IN THE MOOD
TO, YOU KNOW, BUTCHER A CAMEL.
258
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,982
NO, HE HATES ME!
NO!
259
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,916
HE'LL GET OVER IT.
260
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,969
EVERYBODY HATES ME.
261
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,889
I-- I DON'T HATE YOU.
262
00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:11,609
[ Sniffles ]
I MEAN, IT'S JUST I DON'T
KNOW YOU THAT WELL, AND--
263
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,760
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AFTER WORK?
264
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,063
[ Bellows ]
265
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,335
AND THE WORST PART IS,
I CAN'T EVEN QUIT.
266
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,503
I DON'T HAVE
ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.
267
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:25,005
I'M SURE THAT'S NOT--
268
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,841
REALLY?
269
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:30,845
I TRIED BEING OUT ON MY OWN,
ALL INDEPENDENT AND EVIL.
270
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:35,683
I'M JUST NO GOOD AT IT.
BUT-- BUT, I MEAN,ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?
271
00:15:35,752 --> 00:15:37,952
NOT LIKE EVERYTHING'S
SO GREAT NOW.
272
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,821
YOU HEARD ANGEL.
I'M USELESS.
273
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,823
HARMONY,
IT WAS ONE MISTAKE.
274
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:46,427
AND YOU CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING
ANGEL SAYS SO PERSONALLY.
275
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:50,131
HE-- HE HAS A LOT
ON HIS MIND.
276
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,801
[ Sighs ] I JUST WISH
I WERE MORE LIKE YOU.
277
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,404
YOU KNOW,
EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT
BEING ALL INTO SCIENCE,
278
00:15:56,473 --> 00:15:58,422
AND NOT HAVING
A LOT UP FRONT.
279
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,444
I MEAN, YOU HAVE
TWO HOT GUYS AFTER YOU.
280
00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:05,363
I DO?
281
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,981
ALL THE GIRLS,
THEY THINK IT'S KNOX AND GUNN.
282
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,285
OF COURSE,
I KNOW IT'S KNOX AND WESLEY.
NOT THAT THEY'D LISTEN.
283
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,505
IT IS KNOX AND WES,
RIGHT?
284
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:18,859
YEAH. I MEAN, NO!
I-- I DON'T KNOW.
285
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:22,930
WE ALL WORK TOGETHER,
AND THERE'S A LOT OF BAGGAGE
AND--
286
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,948
WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?
287
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,385
BECAUSE
WE'RE TOTALLY BONDING.
288
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,971
WE'RE, LIKE, GAL PALS.
THIS IS AWESOME.
289
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:33,791
YOU CAN TEACH ME ABOUT LIFE,
AND I CAN TEACH YOU
HOW TO DRESS BETTER.
290
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,160
OH.
291
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,229
[ Giggles ]
292
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,698
THEY ARE BOTH KINDA HOT,
AREN'T THEY?
293
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,850
KNOX AND WES. I--
294
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:47,521
WAIT. WHY IS EVERYONE
AT THE OFFICE SO INTERESTED
IN WHO I MIGHT BE DATING?
295
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,692
BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE TOP.
PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENING WITH THE BIGWIGS.
296
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,694
YOU'D THINK
THEY'D ASK ME, BUT--
297
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,364
WHY DON'T THEY?
[ Sighs ]
298
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,818
HARMONY, DO YOU--
DO YOU NOT HAVE
MANY FRIENDS AT WORK?
299
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,155
I JUST--
I DON'T GET IT.
300
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,008
I USED TO BE WAY POPULAR
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
301
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,876
[ Sighs ]
302
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,878
JUST SINCE I GOT
VAMPED AT MY GRADUATION,
303
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,180
I'VE HAD TROUBLE
CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE.
304
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,367
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD,
305
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,837
YOU KNOW,
PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE MORE.
306
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,324
I MEAN, LOTS OF
WOLFRAM AND HART PEOPLE
HANG OUT RIGHT HERE.
307
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,892
- YOU SHOULD MINGLE.
- THEY'RE ALL STRAIGHT.
308
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,197
NONVAMPS.
309
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,917
I GRAVITATE MORE TOWARDS
THE UNDEAD VARIETY.
310
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,902
WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
311
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,171
THE UNDEAD,
THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY GIVERS.
312
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:41,275
I'M SURE THERE ARE TONS
OF STRAIGHT GUYS WHO WOULD
LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
313
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:44,011
WELL, THERE IS ONE
AT THE BAR.
314
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,346
DON'T!
315
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:48,232
I THINK
HE'S CHECKING ME OUT.
316
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,234
YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HIM.
317
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,603
OH, NO.
I COULDN'T.
318
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,739
I'M HANGING
WITH MY GAL PAL.
319
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,024
I WOULD NEVER
DO THAT TO YOU.
320
00:17:57,093 --> 00:18:00,194
DON'T BE SILLY.
I'D BE FINE IF--
OKAY. BYE.
321
00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:03,263
OH, WHAT DO I SAY?
322
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,468
OH, UM, JUST SAY "HI"
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
323
00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,804
I BET HE TAKES IT
FROM THERE.
324
00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:13,641
RIGHT. BUT WHAT
IF HE DOESN'T TAKE IT?
325
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,477
WELL, QUESTIONS
ARE ALWAYS GOOD.
326
00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:19,213
ASK HIM WHERE HE'S FROM
AND WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.
327
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:20,998
COVER THE BORING STUFF.
328
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,450
ONLY MAYBE
ACT LIKE IT'S NOT...
329
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,753
BORING.
330
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:28,455
I CAN DO THAT.
[ Giggles ]
331
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,175
WELL, DON'T WATCH ME.
332
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,411
I'LL JUST, UM--
333
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,412
I'LL JUST GO.
334
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,732
HI.
335
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,601
I'M HARMONY.
WELL, HI, HARMONY.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
336
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,087
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
337
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,922
THE BAY AREA ORIGINALLY,
BUT--
UH-HUH.
338
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,024
INTERESTING.
[ Nervous Giggle ]
339
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,110
WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
340
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,979
WHY DON'T
I GET YOU A DRINK?
341
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,416
YOU LOOK THIRSTY.
342
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,876
[ Alarm Buzzer ]
♪♪ [ Rock ]
343
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,546
[ Buzzer Stops ]
[ Groans ]
344
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,452
AHHH. MM. MMM.
345
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,158
[ Gasps ]
346
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,227
[ Exhales Deeply ]
347
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,064
[ Gasps ]
348
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,235
OHHH.
349
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,573
UH... TIM?
350
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,010
TREVOR?
351
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,846
GEORGE?
352
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,682
APPARENTLY YOU AND I--
YOU KNOW.
353
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,918
AND I'M SURE
I ROCKED YOUR WORLD AND ALL,
354
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,254
BUT I GOTTA GO TO WORK,
SO--
355
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,158
[ Sighs ]
HELLO?
356
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,163
OOPS.
357
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,173
OHHH.
[ Breathing Heavily ]
358
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,876
[ Sighs ]
[ Dog Barking ]
359
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,228
OHHH!
[ Thump ]
360
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,421
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
361
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,873
[ Grunts, Gasps ]
362
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:29,209
HI, MRS. JACOBI.
[ Dog Growling ]
363
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,105
[ Grunts ]
364
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,959
OH, CRAPOLA!
365
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,539
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
366
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,760
[ Grunts ]
367
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,514
HAVE A NICE DAY,
MRS. JACOBI.
368
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,933
[ Dog Growling ]
369
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,867
OKAY, JUST ACT NORMAL.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
370
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:30,437
HI! HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
LOVE THE POCKET SQUARE.
371
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,513
BLOOD.
WHERE?
372
00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:42,148
THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
WHERE IS MY BLOOD?
373
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:46,103
HARMONY, I GOTTHE DEMON SUMMIT TODAY,AND YOU'RE LATE AND--
374
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:50,907
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
375
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,243
DESK CRUNCHES.
376
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,079
GET FIT WHILE YOU SIT.
377
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,331
YOU SHOULD SEE MY ABS.
YOU WANNA?
378
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:02,787
MUG O' BLOOD,
COMIN' RIGHT UP, BOSS.
379
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,638
HARMONY.
HUH?
380
00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:07,058
I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE
ANYTHING GO WRONG TODAY.
381
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,943
WHAT--
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
382
00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:11,945
[ Hushed Whimper ]
383
00:22:13,049 --> 00:22:15,181
OKAY.
[ Sighs ]
384
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,584
- [ Beeps, Whirs ]
- I REMEMBER THE TALKING.
385
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:20,020
"HI, I'M HARMONY."
"YOU LOOK THIRSTY."
386
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,523
"WELL, WHY DON'T I DRINK
A COUPLE QUARTS OF YOUR BLOOD
THEN, TOM--"
387
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,360
TERRY?
OHHH.
388
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,196
DRINKING.
THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
389
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,198
TOO MUCH DRINKING.
390
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,367
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
TAKING HIM HOME.
391
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,436
DAMN LEMON DROPS.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE--
392
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,539
FRED.
393
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,576
SHE MADE ME TALK TO HIM.
SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR--
394
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:45,328
- YOU DID IT AGAIN.
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
395
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,414
- WHAT?
- [ Beeps ]
396
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:53,103
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME
BECAUSE ANGEL GETS GRUMPY
WHEN HE'S HUNGRY.
397
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,445
[ Moaning Pleasurably ]
398
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,032
[ Moaning Continues ]
399
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,619
OH. [ Chuckles ]
STRESS EATING.
400
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,354
ANGEL'S ALL [ Grunts ]
ABOUT THE SUMMIT,
401
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,224
AND, YOU KNOW,
I'M HIS RIGHT ARM,
402
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,692
SO THE STRESS AND THE--
403
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,763
[ Moaning Pleasurably ]
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
404
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,865
MM.
405
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:27,871
HI, BOSS. UH, THERE WAS
A LINE AT THE MICROWAVE?
406
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,540
I'M COMING.
407
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:33,377
THAT'S RIGHT, CHIPS AND DIP.
408
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,946
I KNOW. I TOLD HIM.
HE JUST--
409
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,284
WILDEBEEST.
REALLY?
410
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,888
NO, WE BETTER JUST STICK
WITH THE CHIP-DIP THING.
411
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:48,725
THANKS. OKAY!
412
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,595
IT'S ALL PEACHY.
JUST GET THROUGH THE DAY
AND I'M HOME--
413
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:54,214
[ Heartbeats ]
414
00:23:54,283 --> 00:23:56,283
OHHH.
[ Telephone Ringing ]
415
00:23:57,286 --> 00:23:59,553
ANGEL'S OFFICE.
416
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:04,124
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
[ Intercom Beeps ]
417
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,559
YEAH?
418
00:24:05,627 --> 00:24:08,445
THERE'S A DETECTIVE GRIFFIN
FOR YOU.
419
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,847
PUT HIM THROUGH.
420
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,768
IT'S ANGEL.
421
00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:17,137
YEAH, THIS IS DAVE GRIFFIN,
L.A.P.D.
422
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,791
THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW,
FOUND A BODY THIS MORNING.
VAMPIRE ATTACK.
423
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,526
IT LOOKS LIKE HE--
HOLD ON.
424
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:26,280
[ Intercom Beeps ]
HARMONY, I GOT IT!
425
00:24:26,349 --> 00:24:30,000
OH.
[ Chuckles ]
RIGHT. SORRY.
426
00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,961
[ Sighs ] OH, GOD.
427
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,134
[ Sighs ]
OH, GOD.
428
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,888
OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD,
OH, GOD, OH, GOD.
429
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,872
YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
430
00:24:52,942 --> 00:24:55,709
PERHAPS ONE OF THE VINJIS
SET DOWN A TEACUP IMPROPERLY.
431
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:59,062
WORSE. JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH L.A.P.D.
432
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:02,115
- THEY FOUND A BODY.
- WHERE? DID HE SAY WHERE?
433
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:03,967
THE CITY DUMP,
WRAPPED IN A LAUNDRY BAG.
434
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:08,471
- [ Wesley ] AND THE POLICE CALLED YOU BECAUSE?
- APPARENTLY, WE OWN THEM.
435
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,890
- RIGHT, MAKES SENSE.
- OF COURSE.
436
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,293
WELL, THAT, AND THEY FOUND
MY CARD ON THE VICTIM.
437
00:25:13,362 --> 00:25:15,312
IT WAS THE LIAISON
BETWEEN THE FEUDING CLANS.
438
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,698
- TOBY DUPREE?
- TOBY! THAT WAS HIS...
439
00:25:20,035 --> 00:25:22,219
NAME. REALLY?
440
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,506
HUH. YOU DON'T HEAR
UNUSUAL NAMES LIKE THAT
ANYMORE.
441
00:25:25,574 --> 00:25:27,725
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE CONTROL.
442
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:31,544
YOU THINK? DEMON RIGHTS ACTIVIST
GETS MUNCHED BY A VAMP
ON OUR WATCH?
443
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:35,182
-HE TOLD ME HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT.
-NO TELLING HOW THE CLANS ARE GONNA TAKE THIS.
444
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:38,001
SUPERSTITIOUS AS THEY ARE,
THEY MAY SEE IT AS AN OMEN
OR--
445
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:42,339
SO THIS COP, HE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY ACTUAL REAL INFO, RIGHT?
446
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:46,927
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE'S
TRYING TO SEND A MESSAGE,
DERAIL THE SUMMIT.
447
00:25:46,996 --> 00:25:49,780
OOH, YEAH!
THAT MUST BE IT.
448
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,499
THE DERAILING THING, THAT--
THAT MAKES SENSE.
449
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,435
RIGHT?
450
00:25:57,106 --> 00:26:00,123
[ Speaking Demon Language ]
451
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:03,277
"THE VINJI CLAN
IS DEEPLY CONCERNED
ABOUT THIS TURN OF EVENTS."
452
00:26:03,346 --> 00:26:06,162
- PERHAPS IF YOU SAY SOMETHING.
- OH, NO. I'M NOT READY.
453
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,331
LOOK, JUST TELL 'EM
THAT THE SUMMIT CAN PROCEED
AS PLANNED.
454
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,034
THAT THEY SHOULDN'T, YOU KNOW,
START SKINNING EACH OTHER.
455
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,886
[ Speaking Demon Language ]
456
00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:17,441
[ Vinji Speaking ]
457
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,693
-THEY'RE LOOKIN' FOR VENGEANCE.-[ Angel ] TELL 'EM WE'RE ON IT.
458
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,965
[ Vinji Yelling ]
459
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:29,052
[ Gunn Speaking ]
460
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,108
[ Sighs ]
461
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,595
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
NOT SAYING ANYTHING?
- I GOT CAUGHT UP.
462
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:41,147
- OBVIOUSLY A MISTAKE.
- FORGIVE AND FORGET, I SAY.
IT'S THE GOLDEN RULE.
463
00:26:41,216 --> 00:26:44,084
THESE GUYS ARE NOT GONNA
FORGIVE, AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY
NOT GONNA FORGET...
464
00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:46,920
UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT--
WHO KILLED DUPREE. I KNOW.
465
00:26:46,988 --> 00:26:48,839
FRED WILL BE ABLE
TO TELL US SOME MORE SOON.
466
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,740
DUPREE'S BODY
SHOULD BE IN THE LAB BY NOW.
467
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,510
LAB? OUR LAB?
[ Gunn ] THAT WAS FAST.
468
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,380
[ Angel ]SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG TO TRACKDOWN THE VAMPIRE WHO DID THIS,
469
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,898
SET THINGS RIGHT.
470
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,552
SIGNIFICANT POSTMORTEM BATTERING...
471
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,154
SUGGESTS PRIOR RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE VICTIM.
472
00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:10,126
CONSULTING CORONER PUTS
TIME OF DEATH AT APPROXIMATELY
1:30 A.M., WHICH--
473
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,112
OH, HARMONY.
474
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,982
HI. I JUST THOUGHT
I'D POP IN TO SEE--
475
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:19,102
ANGEL SENT YOU,
DIDN'T HE?
ANGEL?
476
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,839
HE'S ALL ANTSY
ABOUT THE DEMON SUMMIT, SO HE
SENT YOU HERE TO RUSH ME,
477
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,140
ONLY HE DOESN'T WANT TO
SEEM LIKE HE SENT YOU HERE
TO RUSH ME,
478
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,943
SO HE TOLD YOU TO ACT ALL--
LIKE THAT.
479
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:31,632
OH! YEAH. TOTALLY.
YOU KNOW OUR ANGEL.
480
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:35,152
SO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
DO YOU KNOW WHO DID IT?
481
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,504
THE BODY'S ONLY BEEN HERE
20 MINUTES.
482
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,441
UH-HUH. AND DON'T YOU
THINK IT'S POSSIBLE...
483
00:27:40,509 --> 00:27:43,444
THAT WHOEVER DID IT
COULD HAVE BLACKED OUT...
484
00:27:43,512 --> 00:27:46,346
AND DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER
DOING IT, SO IT'S TOTALLY
NOT THEIR FAULT?
485
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,182
I-- I GUESS.
486
00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:55,372
OH, HEY. YOU KNOW,LAST NIGHT WAS ACTUALLY--
487
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,359
I MEAN, I REALLY HAD
KIND OF A NICE TIME.
488
00:28:00,396 --> 00:28:04,063
HUH? OHHH!
YEAH. ME TOO.
489
00:28:04,132 --> 00:28:07,134
BITE MARKS
ARE 17 MILLIMETERS APART,
490
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:11,237
SIX MILLIMETERS DEEP,
ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE NECK.
491
00:28:11,306 --> 00:28:13,907
WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE MUCH TO GO ON.
492
00:28:13,976 --> 00:28:18,011
[ Chuckles ]
THE SIZE AND DEPTH OF THE WOUND
INDICATE A FEMALE VAMPIRE.
493
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,831
- OR GAY!
- [ Clicks Off ]
494
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,835
UM, IT DOESN'T REALLY
WORK LIKE THAT.
495
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,170
ANYWAY, IF YOU WANNA
HANG OUT AGAIN SOMETIME,
496
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,673
WE COULD GRAB SOME WINE,
JAM TO THE DIXIE CHICKS.
497
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:33,226
OH, GEE. YOU KNOW,
MY SCHEDULE'S
KINDA PACKED RIGHT--
498
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,228
HEY.
WHAT?
499
00:28:36,431 --> 00:28:38,382
SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?
500
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:41,184
TELL... WHAT?
501
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,504
THE GUY AT THE BAR.
I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
502
00:28:44,573 --> 00:28:47,357
OHHH, THAT.
503
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:52,229
UH, WELL... LOSER.
[ Huffs ]
504
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:55,699
BIG. TOLD ME
HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT.
505
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,968
[ Scoffs ] LIKE ANYONE
WOULD BELIEVE THAT.
506
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,988
I KNOW.
WELL, I'D BETTER--
507
00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,293
[ Breathing Heavily ]
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
508
00:29:06,361 --> 00:29:08,795
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE,
LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
509
00:29:08,864 --> 00:29:11,631
MAYBE MEXICO.
YEAH, I LIKE MEXICO.
510
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,800
OR CANCUN.
I HEAR THAT'S--
511
00:29:13,869 --> 00:29:17,871
ANYWAY, I'LL--
I'LL START OVER,
CHANGE MY NAME.
512
00:29:18,874 --> 00:29:20,941
HARMONITA.
THAT'S KIND OF PRET--
513
00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:27,314
BITTEN ON THE RIGHT.
514
00:29:27,382 --> 00:29:29,449
HE WAS BITTEN ON THE RIGHT!
515
00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,552
OH, MY GOD! I DIDN'T DO IT!
[ Kisses, Giggles ]
516
00:29:34,389 --> 00:29:37,841
OUCH!
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY SIX-YEAR-OLD.
517
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,145
YEAH. HE'S ALWAYS
SAYIN' THAT--
[ Beeping ]
518
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,468
[ Giggles ]
519
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,754
[ Groans ]
520
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,472
[ Nervous Giggle ]
521
00:29:58,180 --> 00:30:00,113
[ Thump ]
522
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,205
[ Lorne ]YEAH, WELL, I'M TALKIN'FIRST-DEGREE MURDER.
523
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:11,608
YEAH, MINE, IF THESE DEMONSFIND OUT WE'RE SHORTFOUR GIFT BAGS.
524
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,877
[ Chuckles ]
HEY, LORRAINE,
YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
525
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,213
HARMONICA, HARMONICA.
HEY, HEY. YOU SEEN DANNY AROUND?
526
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,415
I NEED HIM TO,
YOU KNOW--
OH, NO.
527
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,552
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
SO, JUST CURIOUS--
528
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,855
YOU KNOW THOSE
RANDOM BLOOD TESTS?
WHERE DO THEY GO?
529
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,673
WELL, THE RESULTS GET
AUTOMATICALLY TRANSMITTED
DOWN TO THE LAB, I THINK.
530
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,675
UH-HUH.
AND THEN, UH, THEY--
531
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,678
[ Muffled Groaning ]
532
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,748
DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT?
HEAR WHAT?
[ Chuckles ]
533
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,386
[ Thump ]
534
00:30:40,455 --> 00:30:42,456
[ Sighs ]
535
00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:53,733
HARMONY.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
536
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:55,902
Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
537
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:58,405
I JUST HAVE TO
GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY--
538
00:30:58,474 --> 00:31:00,641
I LEFT MY AUTOCLAVE ON.
539
00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:02,676
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
540
00:31:02,744 --> 00:31:05,512
OKAY, SO YOUR TEST
CAME BACK POSITIVE.
541
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,580
YOU SLIPPED,
HAD SOME HUMAN BLOOD.
542
00:31:07,649 --> 00:31:10,583
MAYBE IT WAS CONSENSUAL
OR--
THERE WAS NOTHING.
543
00:31:10,652 --> 00:31:13,703
I MEAN, I THINK
THERE WAS SOMETHING.
544
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:16,739
[ Sighs ]
I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY.
545
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:19,008
I THINK SOMEBODY
MUST'VE DRUGGED ME.
546
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:23,380
I WAS AT THE BAR,
AND THEN I WOKE UP,
AND HE WAS THERE.
547
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:25,198
WAIT. HE?
548
00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:28,268
HE. HIM!
549
00:31:28,337 --> 00:31:30,704
THE GUY YOU MADE ME TALK TO.
550
00:31:30,772 --> 00:31:33,406
OH, GOD. HE'S HIM?
551
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,742
I DIDN'T KILL HIM.
I'M INNOCENT.
552
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,612
SEE, 'CAUSE YOU SAID
HE WAS BITTEN ON THE RIGHT.
553
00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:41,247
- I'M A RIGHT-BITER.
- UH--
554
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,615
LOOK.
AHHH!
555
00:31:42,684 --> 00:31:46,136
SEE? RIGHT-BITER.
HARMONY, STOP!
556
00:31:47,789 --> 00:31:52,058
I LEAN RIGHT, WHICH MEANS
I BITE YOU ON YOUR--
LEFT. I GET IT. LEFT.
557
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:54,411
RIGHT.
I MEAN CORRECT.
558
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,413
AND SINCE HE WAS
BITTEN ON HIS RIGHT,
559
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,415
HE HAD TO HAVE BEEN
BITTEN BY A LEFT-BITER.
560
00:31:58,484 --> 00:31:59,899
ERGO, NOT ME.
561
00:31:59,968 --> 00:32:02,185
OKAY. THAT'S A...
562
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,854
VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENT,
HARMONY,
563
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,724
E-EXCEPT YOUR BLOOD TEST
CAME BACK POSITIVE.
564
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,493
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S--
IT COULDN'T.
565
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:15,865
IT'S A MISTAKE,
OR I DRANK IT ACCIDENTALLY,
OR-- [ Gasps ]
566
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,568
SOMEBODY SPIKED MY THERMOS.
567
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,953
- WHY WOULD ANYONE--
- I DON'T KNOW.
568
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,123
BECAUSE... THE SUMMIT!
569
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,575
SOMEONE WANTS TO RUIN IT OR--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
570
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,712
I WANNA BELIEVE YOU,
HARMONY. I DO.
571
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,915
I THINK IF WE JUST CALL
AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED
TO ANGEL--
572
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:36,252
NO. ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY,
REMEMBER?
573
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:39,856
- HE CAN HELP.
- HE'S NOT A HELPER.
HE'S A CHOPPER.
574
00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:42,609
- HE'LL CUT MY HEAD OFF
BEFORE I GET TWO WORDS--
- HE-- HE WON'T.
575
00:32:42,677 --> 00:32:44,677
I'M NOT A KILLER!
576
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,647
WELL, I AM.
577
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,882
BUT I'VE BEEN CLEAN
FOR EIGHT MONTHS.
578
00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:53,620
EXCEPT FOR TODAY,
BUT THAT IS DIFFERENT,
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME.
579
00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:55,705
ANGEL WILL LISTEN.
I PROMISE.
580
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,740
HE'LL-- HE'LL WANT TO
HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY...
581
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,742
AND HE'LL UNDERSTAND.
582
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,912
DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE. OKAY?
583
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,798
[ Touch-tones Beeping ]
584
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,006
[ Muffled Yelp ]
[ Muffled Speech ]
585
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,675
I'M TOTALLY SORRY
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
586
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:18,712
AND YOU GUYS ARE BEING
SUPER UNDERSTANDING.
587
00:33:18,781 --> 00:33:22,816
IT'S JUST TILL I CLEAR MY NAME.I SO OWE YOU GUYS DINNER.
588
00:33:22,884 --> 00:33:24,818
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
589
00:33:24,887 --> 00:33:27,186
SO I'M BEING SET UP.
590
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,255
SOMEBODY PUT BLOOD
IN MY BLOOD.
591
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:32,358
HUMAN BLOOD IN MY THERMOS.
592
00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:36,797
SO... FINGERPRINTS.
RIGHT. GOTTA GET MY THERMOS.
593
00:33:36,865 --> 00:33:39,298
- [ Speaking Demon Language ]
- WHAT?
594
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:45,471
WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
THEY WANNA WALK.
595
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:47,507
[ Speaking Demon Language ]
596
00:33:47,576 --> 00:33:50,343
- I TOLD HER--
- I GOT THE GENERAL IDEA.
WHAT DO THEY WANT?
597
00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,501
- THAT AIN'T GOOD.
- [ Screams ]
598
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,503
- WHAT?
- SEEMS IT'S BAD LUCK
TO GET THINGS GOIN'...
599
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,505
BEFORE WE COUGH UP A LITTLE EYE FOR AN EYE.
600
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:05,358
SEEIN' AS WE DON'T HAVE
THE ACTUAL BAD GUY, THEY'RE
WILLING TO ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE.
601
00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:08,094
THEY WANT A BLOOD SACRIFICE.
HARMONY!
602
00:34:08,163 --> 00:34:10,897
A PERSON MAKES
ONE LITTLE MISTAKE--
603
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,015
FIND FRED. I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SHE GOT OFF THE BODY.
604
00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:16,453
[ Gulps ]
FRED? RIGHT.
605
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,505
I'M ON IT.
606
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:25,111
AHA!
THE SMOKING THERMOS.
607
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:27,180
- WHAT?
- TRYING TO GET RID
OF THE EVIDENCE?
608
00:34:27,248 --> 00:34:30,784
WHAT EVIDENCE?
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET
TO LORNE'S PROTEIN SNACK.
609
00:34:30,853 --> 00:34:34,120
HA! YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
610
00:34:34,189 --> 00:34:37,190
GO ON. ADMIT IT!
ADMIT WHAT?
611
00:34:37,258 --> 00:34:40,643
THAT YOU STOLE MY THERMOS
AND FILLED IT WITH HUMAN BLOOD!
612
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,645
HUMAN-- WHAT?
613
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:46,867
IT IS SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS!
YOU HATE ME!
614
00:34:46,935 --> 00:34:50,936
YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN
WATCHING ME SWEAT ALL DAY,
LAUGHING!
615
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,773
HATE YOU?
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU
ENOUGH TO HATE YOU.
616
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,126
- HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE.
- MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
617
00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,613
YOU MURDERED THAT GUY
AND PUT HIM IN MY BED!
618
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:03,566
[ Whimpering ]
MURDERED? OH, GOD!
619
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,969
YOU DID THIS TO ME,
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA
CONFESS!
620
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:09,606
I'M-- I'M-- I'M SORRY!
I DIDN'T-- WHAT GUY?
621
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,175
P-P-PLEASE! I SWEAR, I--
DON'T KILL ME!
622
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:16,580
WHAT THE--
623
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,183
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
TO MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE YOU DID.
624
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,501
WHY WOULD YOU WANNA--
[ Gasps ]
625
00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:25,254
HEY. IT WAS YOU!
626
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,959
WHO ARE YOU?
627
00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:35,365
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
628
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:38,150
THINK STENO POOL.
629
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,986
I SAT NEXT TO YOU.
630
00:35:41,023 --> 00:35:42,622
SAMBUCA.
TAMIKA!
631
00:35:42,691 --> 00:35:44,824
RIGHT!
632
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,377
YEAH, WELL,
YOU WERE ONLY THERE FOR,
WHAT WAS IT, FIVE WEEKS?
633
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:51,030
- MORE LIKE FOUR AND A HALF.
- I HAVE BEEN THERE
FOR FIVE YEARS.
634
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:55,668
I TYPE 80 WORDS A MINUTE.
I HAVE AN EXCEPTIONALLY
PLEASANT PHONE VOICE!
635
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,871
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SITS AT THE BEST DESK
IN THE BUILDING.
636
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,374
YOU'RE THE ONE
IN THE IN-CROWD.
637
00:36:01,443 --> 00:36:03,459
[ Chuckles ]
YOU THINK I'M IN THE IN-CROWD?
638
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,611
OH, I SEE YOU IN ALL
THE IMPORTANT MEETINGS.
639
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:09,215
YOU'RE ON
THE FAST TRACK.
640
00:36:09,284 --> 00:36:11,234
WELL, THAT'S
ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.
641
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:14,637
I HAVE WITNESSES
WHO SAW YOU ATTACK DANNY.
642
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,473
AND WHEN MR. ANGEL HEARS THAT I SAVED HIM,
643
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,909
YOUR JOB WILL BE MINE
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
644
00:36:23,131 --> 00:36:26,666
YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE THING.
KINDA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE.
645
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,069
- KINDA NOT.
- OH.
646
00:36:32,741 --> 00:36:35,741
I SHOULD'VE SMELLED YOU!
[ Groans ]
647
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:40,030
YOU WOULD'VE
IF YOU WORE LESS
OF THAT TACKY PERFUME.
648
00:36:45,153 --> 00:36:48,654
[ Grunts ]
CHANEL'S NOT TACKY!
649
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:53,059
I SAW YOU AT THAT BAR,
650
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:57,596
AND I SAID TO MYSELF,
"THIS IS IT, TAMIKA.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE."
651
00:36:57,665 --> 00:37:00,450
SO I SLIPPED A ROOFIE
IN YOUR DRINK WHILE YOU
WERE BUSY SLUTTING IT UP.
652
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:04,136
THEN I FOLLOWED YOU
BACK TO YOUR PLACE
WITH THAT GUY.
653
00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:06,138
I WAITED
TILL YOU PASSED OUT,
654
00:37:06,207 --> 00:37:08,524
THEN I BROKE IN,
HAD MYSELF A LITTLE SNACK.
655
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,826
THAT IS JUST--
OHHH!
656
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,962
I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
657
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,931
DUST CAN'T KICK.
658
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,766
YOU'RE GONNA
TELL ANGEL THE TRUTH.
659
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,936
YOU WANNA KNOW
THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO
WHEN I GET YOUR DESK?
660
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:58,341
SMASH ALL OF THOSE
STUPID, UGLY-ASS UNICORNS!
661
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,326
[ Loud Clatter ]
662
00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:02,262
[ Grunting ]
663
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:05,481
AND THEN
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ANGEL
HOW YOU STOLE MY THERMOS...
664
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:09,235
AND FILLED IT WITH HUMAN BLOOD,
AND HOW YOU TRICKED ME.
665
00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:11,688
AAAH! OW! OW!
666
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:15,158
MY LIPS? SEALED.
667
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,343
THE KEY? LOST IT!
668
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,797
[ Screeching ]
669
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:24,751
[ Speaking Demon Language]
670
00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:29,255
[ Conversation In Demon Language Continues ]
671
00:38:29,324 --> 00:38:32,709
FUNNY HOW
THAT WASN'T ON THE TAPE.
THEY'RE STILL DEMANDING A--
672
00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:41,601
[ Screams ]
673
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,556
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DO THAT YET.
674
00:38:58,186 --> 00:39:00,152
I CAN EXPLAIN?
675
00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:10,496
YOU SHOULD'VE
JUST COME TO ME.
676
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:13,016
GEE, I WISH I WOULD'VE
THOUGHT OF TELLING HER THAT.
677
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:16,019
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY,
YOU GUYS.
678
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:19,022
I TOTALLY WOULDN'T
HAVE HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD
AND PUT YOU IN THE CLOSET...
679
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,824
IF I DIDN'T HAVE
A REALLY GOOD REASON.
680
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,909
IT'S JUST...
681
00:39:23,978 --> 00:39:26,329
I WAS SCARED AND...
682
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,170
I KNOW YOU NEVER WANTED ME
AS YOUR ASSISTANT, AND--
683
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,856
[ Sighs ]
684
00:39:36,924 --> 00:39:39,975
OKAY, I'VE MADE
SOME BAD CHOICES.
685
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,780
I MEAN,
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SOUL.
I HAVE TO TRY A LOT HARDER.
686
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,451
[ Wesley ]
HOW'S IT GOING
IN THERE?
687
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,937
WELL, SO FAR
NO HEADS ARE ROLLIN'.
HOW ABOUT IN HERE?
688
00:39:52,006 --> 00:39:53,956
HARMONY COULD HAVEHANDLED IT BETTER,
689
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,226
BUT SHE DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.
690
00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:02,865
YOU'LL BE CLEAN IN TWO DAYS.
BUT I'LL BE WATCHIN' YOU.
691
00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:08,521
I KNOW.
692
00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:10,690
HE WON'T HAVE TO
BE WATCHING, 'CAUSE--
693
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:16,446
I'LL JUST PACK UP MY DESK.
694
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,286
HARMONY,
695
00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:25,939
JUST BRING US SOME COFFEE.
696
00:40:33,448 --> 00:40:37,383
SO I SAVED THE SUMMITBY KILLING THE SKANKWHO TRIED TO FRAME ME,
697
00:40:37,452 --> 00:40:39,718
AND ALL I GET IS,
"GET ME SOME COFFEE."
698
00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:41,887
YOU BELIEVE THAT?
699
00:40:41,956 --> 00:40:45,724
OH. HEY, CAN I GET ANOTHER,
BUT WITH ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE UMBRELLAS?
700
00:40:45,793 --> 00:40:48,727
WE'RE OUT.
RIGHT. FIGURES.
701
00:40:48,796 --> 00:40:51,464
YEAH, LIFE'S
AN EVER-LOVIN' BITCH,
ISN'T IT?
702
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:55,801
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AT THE MOMENT, HEARIN' A BIT
OF YOUR STORY OF WOE.
703
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,404
BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO EUROPE?
704
00:40:58,473 --> 00:41:01,441
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
SLAYER-CHASING OR SOMETHING?
705
00:41:01,509 --> 00:41:04,744
I WAS ON MY WAY. [ Sighs ]
HAD A BOAT TICKET AND ALL.
706
00:41:04,812 --> 00:41:07,096
THEN I PUT A LITTLE THINKIN'
INTO IT.
707
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:11,350
[ Huffs ] A MAN CAN'T GO OUT
IN A BLOODY BLAZE OF GLORY,
SAVIN' THE WORLD,
708
00:41:11,419 --> 00:41:13,152
AND THEN SHOW UPTHREE MONTHS LATER,
709
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,488
TUMBLING OFF A CRUISE SHIP
IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.
710
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,875
I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
711
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:22,679
BUT, UH, IT'S HARD
TO TOP AN EXIT LIKE THAT.
712
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:26,365
COME ON. GIRLS DON'T CARE
ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT.
713
00:41:26,434 --> 00:41:30,369
JUST ONE LOOK AT YOU,
AND SHE'LL FORGET HERSELF.
714
00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:34,773
SHE'LL GET ALL TINGLY,
AND IT WON'T MATTER HOW HORRIBLY
YOU TREATED HER IN THE PAST,
715
00:41:34,842 --> 00:41:36,793
AND HOW YOU TOOK HER
FOR GRANTED, AND--
716
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,728
HEY, I NEVER TOOK HER FOR GR--
717
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,231
OH.
718
00:41:45,287 --> 00:41:47,219
[ Exhales Deeply ]
719
00:41:47,289 --> 00:41:50,156
WELL, I'D EXPECT BUFFY
WOULD BE HAPPY ENOUGH
TO SEE ME.
720
00:41:50,224 --> 00:41:53,843
IT'S JUST I GAVE UP
MY LIFE FOR HER, THE WORLD,
721
00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,246
AND IF I SHOW UP NOW,FLESH AND BONE,
722
00:41:56,314 --> 00:42:00,232
A GRAND FINALE
WON'T HOLD MUCH WEIGHT.
723
00:42:00,301 --> 00:42:03,903
ALL OF IT WON'T MATTER.
724
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,508
YEAH.
NOT MATTERING.
725
00:42:08,576 --> 00:42:11,511
[ Sighs ]
I KNOW THAT FEELING WELL.
726
00:42:11,579 --> 00:42:13,663
OH, COME ON, HARM.
YOU MATTER TO SOMEONE.
727
00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:18,868
- I DO?
- YEAH.
728
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,054
GIRL TRIED TO
FRAME YOU, DIDN'T SHE?
MUST'VE MATTERED TO HER.
729
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,356
EVERYBODY'STALKING ABOUT IT.
730
00:42:24,425 --> 00:42:27,192
YOU'RE RIGHT.
731
00:42:27,261 --> 00:42:31,030
THAT GIRL HATED ME.
SHE WANTED ME DEAD.
732
00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,618
- I MATTER.
- YEAH.
733
00:43:18,046 --> 00:43:20,430
GRR! ARRGH!
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