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If I focus on what is wrong,
I'll be wrong.

Remember! The mind comes before the body.

I can feel my ego expanding.

The phone!

You can get everything you want.

-The phone!
-Money, success, career, love.

Yes, mom, I heard.

Your time has come!

Hello?

Yes, it's me.

Ah, good.

And when would you like
to come and pick it up?

Yes, tomorrow morning.

Yes, sure.

See you tomorrow.

Have a nice day.

The pigeons came back.

No, mom.

I have to get changed. It's late.

Armando.

Hey!

-Armando, look what I found!
-What is that?

Cinderella. We bought it at Eurodisney.

-Do you remember?
-No.

-Don't you remember our holiday in Paris?
-I remember Eurodisney, but not that.

-Where is the bait?
-Down there.

-Hurry up! I have an urgent appointment.
-Okay.

I see that you recently attended one of
my Power & Motivational Fitness courses.

Yes, sure, it was very useful.

I also bought the DVD.

"The mind comes before the body."

And before the mind?

-Motivation!
-Yes!

First, you have to believe in it, always.

Do you believe in it, Laura?

Yes, of course.

You have to if you want to be successful.

Success?

Do you achieve success by sweat and toil?

-Yes.
-No.

Just the opposite.

With Power & Motivational, you achieve
success easily, fast and with fun.

You have experience
as a fitness teacher, but I'm sorry.

Your ego has yet to muscle-up
to become a giant.

You have to really believe in it, Laura.

Starting now.

Leo sent me the photos.

This is before he got his eyebrows done.

And this is after.

What an idiot.

Look who is our friend's boyfriend.

He's just texted you.

He's done at the beautician. He's coming.

-But it's early.
-Yes, but he is coming.

I can't go. I got to get home.

Are you ok?

Yes, sure.

Is she alive?

I told her not to take all those pills.

What do I do now?

Is she alive?

No.

She's dead.

Come on, mom. Take your medicine.

I don't want to.

Come on! It's always the same.

I don't want it.

What's up with you?
You're quiet.

I'm eating.

-Are you looking for a job?
-Yes.

Where? When?

-It's been six months since you graduated.
-I know.

So?

This is an interrogation.

Did you notice I haven't been asking you
for anything anymore?

Oh, really?

Who is is that feeds you?

I'll stop eating.

Pigeons.

I sold the car.

What?

They're giving us 6,000 Euros.
I can't refuse.

Good job.

You have to grow up, Matilde.

You have to grow up.

At your age I was working
and paying the rent.

But you are always staring
at that fucking computer.

You're so pathetic!

How was your day?

As usual, stressful but good.

Look what I found!

What the hell is this?

Are you crazy?

We bought it at Eurodisney for Armando.

That's true.

So you're a nice guy, aren't you?

Bastard!

SEASONAL REMEDIES

-Hello.
-Hello.

I would like Magnesium Supreme
in powder form.

Why do you need it?

As a supplement.

Magnesium deficiency is rare caused mainly
by a deficit with few symptoms.

-Is it clear?
-Yes, but…

I suggest a galenic preparation
of our own formulation

composed of magnesium carbonate
and potassium.

Riccardo, please,
take the customer's request.

-You'll find it in the back.
-Sure, I'll go get it.

-Do you need anything else?
-No, thanks.

Is everything ok?

Congratulations!
The car is in excellent condition.

Duettos are indestructible.

Did you know it's prohibited
to call it that way?

When it came out
they held a contest to name it.

The man who proposed Duetto and won
was inspired by a snack of the time…

What are you doing?

I'm looking up
where Magnesium Supreme powder is.

I thought I'd already told you.

Don't ever use this computer
unless I ask you to! Never!

Never, right!

Magnesium is in the third drawer
from the bottom.

I'm sorry, I'll go get it.

It's the pigeons' fault.

No, grandma, it's our fault.

It's mum's fault.

Once the pigeons traveled.

Now with the phone
they're no longer good for anything.

Good.

Are you crazy, Mati?

You could hurt someone!

What? Now you smoke?

I need that money.

Why do you need it?

I don't have time.

Time for what?

The house was foreclosed
more than a year ago.

Unless we pay up the mortgage,
the house will be auctioned off.

I have to hurry,
or they'll take it away from us.

Do you understand now?

-I'm off, see you later.
-Actually, I'll see you tomorrow.

The Di Fonsos asked for a favour,
so I took the night shift.

Again? It's the second time this week.

It's not a problem.
I don't sleep much anyway.

But you forgot
that Armando is leaving tonight.

-I didn't forget.
-So you just don't care.

Yesterday we spent
some quality time together.

You can't make this kind of money

without sacrificing something
once in a while.

Do you think it is all your doing?

If you want, I can stay tonight.

-What?
-I can stay.

Are you sure? You've been here all day.

No problem. I don't mind staying.

See you.

Hi, it's Doctor Faleo.

I canceled my shift, don't come over.
I'll call you later.

ROBERTO DE GALITUS

He offers an alternative landscape.

Not the usual landscape
that we're used to seeing.

Here you are.
Maybe now you'll stop doing crazy shit.

…a great scholar
of the universe and planets

and often he imagines settings
in other dimensions.

-Where did your mother go?
-She went to the bathroom.

-Take that, put it in your pocket.
-I already have money, dad.

This is a little extra.

Spend it on something nice.

Are we eating?

No, mom. We already ate.

But I'm still hungry.

Where did you get all that money?

Why? Isn't it enough?

No.

How much do you owe them?

Twenty-seven thousand Euros.

Then you'll have to do it too.

What?

Undress.

I'll make you an account.

You undress, they look at you
and you earn money, that's how I do it.

Are you insane?

Armando has landed.

He sounded happy.

That's good.

I was thinking of going to the pharmacy.

Now?

It's Riccardo's first night shift.

What can go wrong?

He has two degrees and he's 40.
I don't think he'll blow up the pharmacy.

You're right.

I'll stay here a bit longer,
then I'll join you.

Good evening.

Good evening, doctor.

How can I help you?

I have an itch down there.

And I can't resist the urge to scratch.

I believe you mean an anal itch, right?

Yes, doctor,
I have a very bad anal itch.

I would avoid the usual medicated powders

and target the causes
with galenic preparations.

The Pruritus Ani is not a diagnosis
but a symptom, do you understand?

Yes, speak Latin, doctor. It turns me on.

Then I want you to take the longest
and hardest thing you have

and stick it inside of me.

What are you doing, miss?

I'm all wet.

They'll arrest you.

Yeah, let's get arrested
and have a gangbang.

With other men around
I don't feel comfortable.

Okay then let me in
and we'll fuck on the counter.

Better not.

I can't.
-What's the matter? Are you out of Viagra?

I'll take care of that.

I'll blow you like last week,
you swooned with pleasure.

Last week?

Miss, I'm afraid there's
a misunderstanding.

Dr. Faleo had to leave abruptly.
I'm replacing him.

Fuck! He could have called!

What did you say?

-Are you sure you don't wanna fuck?
-Ah, no thanks, I'll pass.

Madam! I beg you pardon. Laura Crescenzi?

That's me.

Notification from the court.

The date for the sale of your house
has been established.

Sign, please.

Here.

Thanks. This is for you. The pen please.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Who was it?

They've set the auction date.

The first one is in a fortnight.

Why? Are they more than one?

They'll go on
lowering the price each time.

Until they sell the house.

Let's do that thing.

The economic storm deluging
our country continues.

The rejection by the European Commission
on the slippage

compared to the stability pact

certainly did not have a positive effect
on the Milan Stock Exchange.

I have to stop listening to the radio.

I'm on my way, get ready.

What should I play?

La Traviata, it's his favorite.

I don't know if I should tell him
about last night.

No, don't tell him.

Are you sure we never played
Siamese twins with him?

Welcome!

Do you like our new game?

I don't think so.

We'll find out soon.

You get under her gown
and warm her up really well.

Weren't you dead?

I came back to life

thanks to a special medicine.

You were not available.

So I got someone else to give it to me.

And who did?

No, I was joking.

-You are my special medicine.
-What did you do last night?

Nothing.

I got ready to meet you,
then I saw your message.

Do you know what game is this?

The "Truth game".

And you don't know how to play this game.
Do you know why?

Because you can't lie.

Can you tell me what I'm supposed to do
with a whore who can't lie?

After a day of work
you just wanna have fun.

And you end up with a whore who can't lie.

Stop right now! Sit!

I swear I didn't even see his face.

What did you say to him?

What the fuck did you say to that dumbass?

I told him…

I told him I went to get some medicine.

Which medicine?

Who's she?

She's a dancer.
She's staying here for a few days,

because she's doing a performance.

I don't want to see you anymore.

Never!

If you see me on the street, walk on by!

Think that they can't touch you.

But you really do undress.

These are lowlife people.

It's as if you aren't really you.

-In fact stop it. Never mind, I can't.
-Mom!

If I would do it to go to college
and live alone,

we might as well do it to keep our house.

The house is not your problem.
Keep the money.

I'll manage.

As usual.

Yeah, right.

So we're almost done.

Your nickname is

Tanta Vulva.

Thank you, nice name!

-You need a nickname with a bang.
-Sure.

-Who is watching this stuff?
-Everybody, mom.

Old people, kids, everyone.

-Last week I think I caught Don Fulvio.
-No way!

He told me he'd pass by
to bless the house.

Amen!

How did it go?

Not many customers came by
but it went well.

I don't doubt it.

By the way, this arrived earlier
for you by courier.

Do you know what's inside?

No idea.

Roots of Calluna Vulgaris.

They were once used
against intestinal inflammation.

No one wants it anymore.

I'm the only one who orders it
'cause I'm nostalgic.

Yes, I've always had a passion for plants.

When I was young
I wanted to work in a botanical garden.

Then I came here

to study yellow romules,

small flowers that grew endemic
on these beaches.

Then they disappeared.

And I put down roots.

Contraria contrariis curantur, it's clear.

Was it love that made you
change your mind?

I loved plants.

But I didn't want to stay broke.

These people are crazy.

I thought it was only undressing.

When they go too far you can refuse.

Or drag your feet.

You're paid by time.

Okay.

They asked me to pee in a glass. I can't.

Of course it's harder for you.

I'm seldom asked to do weird things.

But you're a MILF.

What is a MILF?

A woman who's not too young, but…

still sexually active.

From the ones like you
they want everything.

Hi, Fausta.

Already settled in?

Sure. I miss him too.

You know what?

We'll do dinner at Franco's.
What do you say?

It's been a while.

So I'll pick you up at eight.

SAVAGE

Bye.

It's always nice here. Empty. But nice.

Oh my god! How do I stop it?

-Do you want some?
-No thanks, Ive had enough.

Listen, I was thinking…

I'd like to re-paint
the pharmacy's woodwork.

Why?

It's old and furthermore, it's too dark.

You're the one who wanted it dark.

That was dad. I'd like it lighter.

Brighter.

If you want it lighter, do it. No problem.

You know what? We're lucky.

We've come to an age
that permits us to relax.

Money is not a problem.

We can truly enjoy our time together.

Do you want coffee?

-Coffee? I'm eating vegetables!
-I'm tired and not hungry anymore.

Waiter!

-Sure. Have your coffee.
-Yes sir?

-Coffee, please.
-Coming up.

Yes, come on! Squeeze them!

Yes!

Good girl!

Yes!

Just like that!

Yes!

More.

Yes!

Good girl!

Pinch and lick your nipples.

Like that!

Good girl, squeeze it.

Now put it in your mouth and suck!

I wanna see it swell up like an olive.

You're good, Matilde!

Really good!

Leo?

Hey!

Don't you wanna say hi to your friend?

Don't be shy, come on!

Well, hello!

-I can't believe it.
-Didn't I tell you?

So explain how you found out.

Take the glass.

-Stop it! You're gonna pour the water out.
-I don't want it.

-Come on! Drink it!
-No. I don't want to.

-Holy… please, drink it!
-No!

If we lose the house what do we do?

Grandma?

We won't lose it.

And if we lose it?

I don't know.

We'll rent a house.

And we'll put her in a nursing home.

Nursing homes are expensive.

There must be protocols
for those who can't pay.

-You didn't get informed, did you?
-She never gets informed!

What do you want from me?

Can you tell me what do you want?

I'm tired! I'm done!

I can't do it anymore.

Here they are!

The pigeons take everything away
with them.

It will change!

How grandma? When?

New things happen

when they do new things.

-Are you done?
-Just a few minutes more.

I'm cracking hidden serial codes

and I had to change the IP via a proxy.

-Do you understand?
-Not at all.

But I realize you're saving me money
and that's that matters.

Since I'm here, I may as well install
a program to navigate the deep web.

-No. What's that?
-It's the hidden part of the internet.

Not indexed by standard search engines.

-Leave it. I'm in a hurry.
-I'm telling you because it can be useful.

I use it to look for galenic formulations
impossible to find anywhere else.

It's completely anonymous.

And you can find anything you want.

Absolutely everything. Do you understand?

I don't like when people make fun of me.

Do you understand?

If it doesn't take long
install that thing.

WELCOME BACK

Hush! Choose your bride!

Your age is flying away

Designate the princess

Otherwise it will vanish

Like a bee

In April days

Flies lightly

And joyful

Runs to the lily

Then jumps to the rose

Looking for

A sweet flower

I stay in the beauty

And I look

And I've seen

So many of them

But I can't make a decision

Nor find a person

Who's an exquisite prey for my taste

An exquisite prey for my taste

An exquisite prey for my taste

Mom! Mom!

I'll start again immediately.

I went to a nursing home to get some info.

You have to fill out a form on our income
and send it to the local health service.

Does it cost money?

Yes.

We can use grandma's pension.

What are you saying?

We need grandma's pension.

How could we live without it?

You'll see,
tomorrow I'll do a double shift.

Don't bother! You earned ten Euros.

This is not working.

Maybe I've found a solution.

I'm a virgin.

I'm organizing an online auction
to sell my virginity.

Bullshit!

It's not bullshit. It's a solution!

No, it isn't.

You find one, then.

How is your mother?

Fine, thanks.

-And is your pretty daughter at home?
-Yes.

I mean no.

She went out to look for a job,
because you know…

It's not an easy time for us.

It's a hard time

for everyone.

When I go bless people's homes

and in church as well,

all I hear is desolation,

sadness,

but with the Lord's help
this crisis will pass.

Let's pray.

Our Lord Jesus Christ

who begged your Apostles to ask for peace

on the people who lived in the homes
they walked in,

sanctify this home
through our trusting prayer.

May salvation come to the house
for their good deeds.

So when the time will come
they'll be accepted in heaven.

We ask you this in the name
of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

I'm sorry I can't give more than this.

The important thing is to give.

Try coming to church more often.

I say it especially for your daughter.

In times like these
hearing the word of God is essential.

Please.

I prepared the ad.

I want you to read it
and tell me if it's ok.

So I can upload it on the deep web.

Read it aloud.

"Young nymph

is auctioning

her virginity.

For eighteen years I've nurtured

my flesh flower…

caressing it gently…

and bathing it with…

with warmth.

Now

I've decided to offer it

to the one who craves it the most.

Give yourself
the most memorable day of your life.

Penetrate into your deepest desire.

And we'll do it for twenty-four hours.

As many times as you want."

"I want to discover
all the secrets of your body.

And of your soul.

And live heavenly moments with you.

Make your offer and we'll see

if you are the chosen one."

I've already had a few bids.

A girl in the States made
a million dollars doing this.

Anyway, the first time
always happens with the wrong person.

My first time was in Sicily,
when I lived there.

It wasn't your dad.

It was someone I liked a lot.

I was in love.

Are you in love, Mati?

Maybe.

And with whom?

A guy I met on the Internet.

And is he good looking?

I've never seen him.

Excuse me, I need my powder.

I'm late.

Relax, Riccardo is opening.

You know, I was thinking.

Maybe you're right,
we can hire him full-time.

How come you changed your mind?

When you think about it, he's a smart guy.

He knows a lot of stuff.

And he takes care
of all the computer-related things.

Fausta?

INSTANT LOAN

Madam!

AUCTIONING HER VIRGINITY

I WANT YOU TO BE MINE! MY OFFER 3,000$
I'M THE ONE!!! OFFER 5,000

I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE YOU MINE
7,000 EUROS

That little piece of shit!

"I'll be your Cicero of pleasure.

But I have to see you first.

I'm sending you my personal username."

-Matilde.
-Yes, it's me.

Come closer. Let me see you.

You're not screwing me over, are you?

What do you mean? No.

I mean that you're over 18.

And it's all true.

I'm over 18, everything's true.

I've never done anything this exciting.

Yes but first
I need the auction to be closed.

I'm offering you 10,000 Euros.

I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way.

Then I offer you more. I want to meet you.

Make your offer.

If no one else comes forward
within 24 hours, then we'll meet.

Where do you live?

Rome.

You're so beautiful.

-Where is the money?
-What money?

Where did you put it?

I can't find it anymore.

Where did I put it?

Where the fuck did I put it?

-Shit!
-Mommy!

-Everything's so fucked up.
-Mom!

-Mom, stop it!
-Have you taken it?

No, I haven't. Calm down, stop!
What do you need it for?

I need to buy a gun.

-I will rob a bank.
-Stop it now, just calm down.

Okay? And take a seat.

You're not telling me what to do.

Sweetheart. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Yes, sure.

Innocenzi just called me. He said

there's a Fazer meeting in Rome.
I haven't answered yet.

But I think I'm supposed to go there.
It's just for one day.

I'll be back tomorrow morning.

You can organize a Buraco night
with Marta and Irene, can't you?

Okay, bye then.

YOU HAVE A NEW BID!

I'LL BE YOUR CICERO OF PLEASURE
BUT I HAVE TO SEE YOU FIRST

THIS WAITING IS THE PUNISHMENT
TO TASTE YOU 15,000 $$$

Yes, that's a good product,
but it takes time for it to start working.

If you want something faster,
you can choose this one.

You just apply it, after shampoo
and there's no need to wash it off.

It's a very good product.

Please, have a look.

Ernesto.

-Have you heard anything?
-About what?

-The Fazer's meeting, Ernesto.
-Oh yes. When I know, I'll let you know.

-I have my friends tonight.
-It's good.

Actually, I'll call Innocenzi now.

Would you like that one?
That will be 11.90 Euros, please.

Too many spiders in your deep web!

Magnus pisces manducare pesciculum.

-Do you understand?
-No, not at all.

The modern portfolio theory tells us

the risk/return ratio is proportional
to the amount of money invested.

Excuse me.

-Hi.
-Hi.

These beggars continually petty-raising
the bid are bothering me.

Let's make it 35.

Thirty-five?

Thirty-five thousand Euros,
but you have to close the auction.

I don't think there's any chance
the bids will go that high.

Thirty-five thousand is my top offer.

Got it.

So?

So write it on the site
and I'll close the auction.

One last request.

You have to dress like Cinderella.

Fine.

I have one request too.

Tell me.

When you come here, you have
to pay cash and in advance.

Sure.

Where shall we meet?

Make your offer first
and then I'll send you the address.

There you go. 35,000 Euros.

Okay. I'm sending you the address.

Tomorrow, 7 p.m.

-No, tonight.
-Tonight?

Yes, I want you now.

Okay.

That's a lot of money.

Will you take care of the dress?

Where can I find it?

Okay. I'll manage somehow.

Who is he?

It's too late for this question.

Anyway, I saw him, he looks normal.

Good morning, Doctor Faleo.

Riccardo, would you tell my wife
I forgot my phone charger?

She might have some problems
reaching me tonight.

I will let her know. Don't worry.

By the way, I forgot
to give you the good news.

We thought we'd offer you
a full-time contract.

This is epic!
Thank you. I hope I'm up to the task.

Of course, you deserve it.

Everything has yet to be formalized
but I wanted to tell you.

I'm so happy, thank you so much!

Thank you for your commitment
to our pharmacy.

And for everything else.

A storm is brewing.

No mom, nice weather today.

Where are we going?

To visit some friends.

-You'll see.
-I don't like it.

You'll be fine.

I want to go home.

We can't.

Why?

We have to do some repairs.

The pigeons came back.

Yes, mom.

Those shoes…

Come on, damn it! Answer me!

Are you sure you can make it in time?

I've seen your grandma doing it
so many times.

Where's grandma?

I took her to a nursing home.

A nursing home? why?

Now we've got the money.

It'll be ready in a couple of hours.

My husband suggested I hired you.

In fact I was already considering it
because we need someone like you in here.

This flatters me.

He told me you helped him
with the computer.

Well, kind of. I just installed
the new management software.

You're fired.

What?

You have been a disappointment,
I was wrong about you, too!

-I'm not the problem.
-Yes, I know my husband.

Even if he doesn't think so.

You cannot change people,
you accept or reject them.

But if you accept them,
all you can do is try to limit the damage.

And you are causing new damage.

You can go get changed.

Good evening, how can I help you?

He's here.

He's early.

Take that, put it on.

Do you know where I can find Matilde?
I think she lives here.

She's in her room, please come in.

Please.

Who are you?

Don't worry, everything is fine.

Fine my ass!

Where's Matilde?

What have you been doing? Licking her?

-I'm her mother!
-What?!

Ernesto, wait!

Had you been on time,
there wouldn't have been any surprises.

Sit down.

Make yourself comfortable.

You're so beautiful!

I'll be back soon.

Some water, please.

Do you need anything else?

I just want to be with Matilde.

That's why I'm here.

I know you think I'm a pimp
selling her daughter for money.

It's not like that.

This is such a shitty world.

Nobody's forcing you.

You want to sell your body.

Your only fear is not being able to do so.

I have a debt with the bank.

And if I don't give them their money
they'll take our home.

I don't care about your pathetic excuses.

-It's the truth.
-Shut up! Enough!

Why should I bullshit you?

Because you're hoping in vain
I would pity you.

-Is it so important to you?
-What?

Getting laid.

Sure.

As important as 35,000 Euros are to you.

You're very rich, right?

Leave me alone!

None of your business.

She locked herself in.

Matilde. I'm ready. Don't you dare!

You can have the money
after I fuck your daughter.

Matilde, come on. Come here.

I'll make you figure out
the meaning of life.

Matilde.

What else do you want? Get off me!

Matilde, come on.

What are you doing? You little slut!

Matilde! Open up! Please!