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[French accent] Welcome
to Paris, mademoiselle.
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Would you like some bubbly
water with a wedge of lemon?
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Oh, Justin, it's
all so beautiful.
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The music, the food.
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Whatever that last thing
you just said was.
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Well, the fake French accent
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goes with the fake
French scenery.
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I got it from a travel agency
that went out of business.
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It was either this or
a volcano in Hawaii,
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and volcano food
is always burnt.
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So, you recycled?
That's good.
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Yeah, well, it's true.
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When you hang around angels,
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you're influenced
to do good things.
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And sometimes we do it
by sending mind messages.
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[echoing] I like you.
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I heard it!
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Oh my gosh, it was
all echoey in my head.
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Like, "I like you, you, you."
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Aww. I like you too...
too, too, too.
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This is the best date ever.
Put some...
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Get out here, Max!
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I told you I don't want
all that sand in the house!
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Mom! I'm trying to have
a romantic dinner.
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Oh! You made it
look like Paris!
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And you must be Rosie.
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Jerry! Get out here.
Look what Justin did
for his girlfriend.
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[Theresa] Why are you
wearing all that stuff?
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I am not making two trips!
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You people think I'm
the family pack mule!
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Oh, hi.
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Could this date
get any worse?
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Can you hear me, Harper?
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Yes. No, I'm on
the terrace now.
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[Harper] Forget the phone,
I can hear better when you yell!
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[mumbling, spits]
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Ah! That's hot.
What was that?
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[Harper] Ow! That's hot.
What was that?
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Sorry. Hey, my dad
brought everything up.
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So stop faking the cramp
and just come on up.
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You guys are
ruining everything!
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[gasps]
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- Cool! We're in Paris!
- Oh, no.
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Buenos dias.
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Wait a minute.
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I know what's going on here.
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- We're being rude.
- Yes!
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Justin made us dinner
to introduce us to Rosie.
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Come on everybody, let's eat.
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- [groans]
- How sweet!
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- Mmmm.
- Smile.
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem withthe slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of yourfingers you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all youwanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Yeah. That's my family.
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You can always count
on them to embarrass me.
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Only thing missing was my dad
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sucking hot cheese
through a snorkel.
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He did do that.
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What?
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Listen, Justin,
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why don't we just have a
do-over date tomorrow night?
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We can forget tonight
ever happened.
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Alright.
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Hey.
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You know where you
guys should go?
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I've heard of this crazy, fun
angel club in Los Angeles.
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I'm not an angel.
Do you think they'd let me in?
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More importantly...
would they let me in?
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Well, it is angels only.
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I don't think
it's a good idea.
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Yeah, Alex,
it's not gonna happen.
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You always got some
kinda scam going on up there.
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Yeah, you're right.
I am bad.
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Maybe... maybe being
around all those angels
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would be a good
influence on me.
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So, if you take me,
you'll be doing a good thing.
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And if you don't take me,
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well, you'll be doing
the opposite of a good thing.
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You're manipulating an angel.
What kind of a person does that?
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The kind who wants to take
her best friend to an angel club
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for the best night
of her life.
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I get to go too?
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Now Rosie, you don't wanna
do the wrong thing here.
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It's true.
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I never do the wrong thing.
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Oh! Then it's settled.
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You're doing good by
taking us to the club.
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Uh-uh. Not good.
Nothing's settled.
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I'm not gonna let you
ruin something that we...
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I can't wait to dance with youat the angel club.
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Another mind message.
I love those.
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We're going to the club.
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What just happened?
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I may pay for this later,
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but I think I just
manipulated an angel.
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OK. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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Yes.
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This is gonna be awesome!
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I finally have an excuse
to make angel wings.
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Wow. This is the first time
one of your outfits is actually
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- gonna help you blend in.
- Kinda weird, right?
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Alex, I don't want you to
ruin my date with Rosie.
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I don't know
if you know this,
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but she's a little
outta my league.
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Well, if you wanna date someone
who's in your league,
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you should date Glenda,
from the hardware store.
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You know, the girl whose head
is shaped like a raindrop.
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Alex, I'm serious, alright?
I like Rosie.
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After Juliet, I thought I
might not ever meet someone
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that I felt this way about.
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[scoffs] OK, Jimmy Soap Opera,
I get it.
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Alright, you won't even
see me there.
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But, if it doesn't
work out with Rosie,
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I've been telling Glenda
about you for months now,
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and I think...
she's interested.
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So, Alex.
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Oh my gosh, Max.
You scared me.
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Actually, Mom and Dad are gonna
be the ones who are scared.
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When they find out that
you're going to Los Angeles
without telling them.
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And how would they find out?
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I don't know.
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Sometimes they hear things
from someone
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who could easily be quiet
if he had a souvenir
from Los Angeles.
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Alright, what kind of souvenir
does this someone want?
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This someone wants you
to bring him back
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Ozzy Osbourne's star,
from the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame.
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Fine.
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Oh, you know the someone we're
talking about is me, right?
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Oh my gosh! No way!
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Wow. Flashing in
is so awesome.
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So much faster than flying.
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And you don't have to worry
about those lazy birds
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trying to hitch a ride on you.
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Plus, Harper's homemade wings
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would have never
made the flight.
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They're uh... kinda floppy.
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Yeah, you don't wanna bend
a wing. You'll fly in a circle.
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Wow. The Hollywood sign.
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In person. This is amazing.
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It's like a dream.
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You dreamt of standing
in front of giant letters?
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Well, the dream part
was... you.
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Well, it's not a dream.
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[laughing]
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I love Los Angeles.
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Nobody even noticed two
teenage girls wearing wings
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ripping a star out of
the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame.
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Yeah, they were all just
looking for celebrities.
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What a bunch of losers.
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I just bought a map that
showed me where they all live.
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Wait. Alex, isn't it
gonna be awkward dancing
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with a big piece of sidewalk
in your hands all night?
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Yeah, you're right.
Here, hold this.
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Key Largo, Key West,
keychain.
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Hey, what took you guys
so long?
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Oh, we, uh... we stopped
to get Max a souvenir.
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OK, you guys ready to go in?
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Gosh. In where? Is the club
behind the Hollywood sign?
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No, the secret entrance
is here.
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Inside the "H".
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[dance music playing]
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OK guys, follow me.
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Oh! This is so exciting.
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Let's go in and pretend
like we're angels.
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- OK.
- That'll be tough for Alex.
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Hey! At least
my wing's not bent.
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OK guys, we just have to talk to
the manager and then we're in.
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What? They'll know
we're not angels.
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Stop! I haven't seen you guys
here before.
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So, let me tell you about
all the fun you're gonna have.
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It's OK. I've actually
been here before
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so I can kind of
show them around.
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Great! Great.
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I'm Zeedrik,
if you have any questions,
just let me know.
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Wait.
Where are you guys from?
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Angel-opolis... ville.
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I don't think so.
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Tonight, you live
on the dance floor.
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- Hold on a second.
- [scoffs]
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Let me see those wings.
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Those aren't angel of darkness
wings, are they?
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No?
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Angels don't lie.
That's good enough for me.
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[laughing]
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[all sigh]
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We made it in.
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What are angels of darkness?
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Oh, they're bad angels.
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If you get too close
to one, they can draw you
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to the dark side and
make you do bad things.
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We have one of those
in the wizard world.
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It's called Alex.
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Alright. Ready to have
some fun, Harper?
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Yeah. This place is pretty
high up on the list of things
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I'd love to be able
to tell someone about,
but can't. Come on!
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[yells excitedly]
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Max, where are Alex,
Justin and Harper?
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They didn't show up for work.
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I'm covering for their shifts.
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Right now, I'm
covering for Alex.
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See? I'm reading a magazine.
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Uh, where did they go?
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They all took a trip to...
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I don't know.
They're your kids.
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Trip?
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Max.
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Max, you tell us
where they went
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or I'll send you
to your room.
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Sweet. I love my room.
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Then you can never
go there again.
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I never liked my room anyway.
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Jerry, how are we supposed
to punish this thing?
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Sorry, but I'm not talking.
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I've got a lot riding on this.
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Wait, Max.
Did you see this?
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Look, it's the annual
Little Miss Waverly Place
Pageant.
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Tonight. And look, Jerry,
it's not too late
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to enter your seven
to twelve year-old girl.
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Yeah, but I'm a guy.
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Oh, you wouldn't.
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Have you met us?
Oh, yes we would.
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It's your choice. You can
answer some questions now,
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like, "Where are Alex,
Justin and Harper?",
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or you can answer
some questions later,
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like, "What will you be doing
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for the talent portion
of the competition?"
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[dance music playing]
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Lean and step.
Lean and step.
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Check out the club.
Check out the club.
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I'm really getting the hang
of this angel slide thing.
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Yeah. It's not that hard
when they're saying
exactly what to do.
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Stop talking, so I can hear
what I'm supposed to do.
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Lean to the right.
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Go down.
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Now slide, angel slide.
250
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,708
Slide, angel slide.
Come on!
251
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,583
Slide, angel slide.
Come on!
252
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,583
Slide, angel slide.
Yeah!
253
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,416
Slide, angel slide.
Come on!
254
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:13,875
Slide, angel slide.
255
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,250
- Yeah!
- Smile.
256
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,708
Ah, I blocked your face again.
257
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,458
These stupid wings are
making it really hard for me
258
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,000
to prove this is
the best date ever.
259
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,291
- I'll prove it.
- Oh.
260
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,083
Slide, angel slide.
Come on!
261
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,250
[Rosie] Oh my gosh.
262
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,250
What?
263
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,875
Is it my breath?
264
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,125
I've been on a no-stinky-food
diet since Thursday,
265
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,583
just in case I got
the chance to kiss you.
266
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,416
So, it's not my breath.
267
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:42,291
Alex and Harper are doing
the angel slide.
268
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,250
We have to stop them.
269
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,416
Why?
270
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,500
[Zeedrik] Wings up.
Wings down.
271
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,416
Wings up.
Wings down.
272
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,625
Now all the angels fly up!
273
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,250
No!
274
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,291
Oh, that's why.
275
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,416
[Zeedrik laughing]
276
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,458
I said, "fly up",
277
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:17,583
and two angels didn't "fly up."
278
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,416
You know I would, but I just
sprained a wing jogging.
279
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,583
So, it's like...
not working for me.
280
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,708
And I don't know what
her excuse is.
281
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:31,708
[babbling]
282
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000
You're not angels.
Who are you?
283
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,458
Rosie, let's get
out of here,
284
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,625
before our date's
totally ruined.
285
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,875
Whoa! You two stick around.
286
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,416
No one's going anywhere.
287
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,750
I knew I shouldn't have
let you come here, Alex.
288
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,000
Relax, I can get us
out of this.
289
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,750
Come on, Zeedrik.
Let us out of this.
290
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:05,291
You're right. I should let you
out of this, but I won't.
291
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,000
I don't think you're angels.
292
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,375
We should run,
but I don't know where.
293
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,583
And he's right there,
so he probably heard me.
294
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,583
Never mind.
295
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,208
[giggles]
296
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:19,583
Come on, Zeedrik.
We're angels, we've got wings.
297
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,875
Don't look at them too closely.
298
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,166
Then prove it. By flying.
299
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,708
Nobody passes up that part
of the angel slide.
300
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,458
It's literally
the only fun part.
301
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,708
I'm just gonnado the right thing
302
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,291
and tell himyou're not angels.
303
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,583
I brought you here.I'll take the blame.
304
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,416
No, I'm not letting you
take the blame for them.
305
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,375
Alex, distract him.
I'll handle this.
306
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:45,416
Say, Zeedrik,
I love this club.
307
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,958
I'm digging the white.
308
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,833
Tell me, tell me,
what is your secret
309
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,166
for handling
grape juice stains?
310
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:56,500
Zeedrik. This one can fly.
311
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,208
No, I can't.
312
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,875
Uh-oh.
313
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,083
[yelling]
314
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,083
See? We're angels.
315
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,708
Ta-da!
316
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,500
There's more to being an angel
than just flying.
317
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,250
I've got another test.
318
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:30,083
All angels can play
the harp and sing.
319
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,625
Well, here, you're Harper.
320
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,625
I don't care what
you make me look like,
321
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,958
I know that you guys
are just bluffing.
322
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:48,458
And I'm not gonna tell you
where Alex and Justin went.
323
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,083
Oh, really? How 'bout now?
324
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,583
What have you done to me?
325
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,333
Because I love it.
326
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,291
Ya can't crack me.
327
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:10,208
OK. I didn't think it
would come to this, but...
328
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:14,416
...look what Mommy bought you.
329
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,166
Get along, little doggy.
330
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,958
Quit stalling,
suspicious angels.
331
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,166
I want to see you play.
332
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,291
[stammering]
OK, I'll go first.
333
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,625
Pling ping-ping
ping ping-ping.
334
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,000
- I'll play, you sing.
- OK.
335
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,250
♪ Twinkle twinklelittle angels ♪
336
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,958
- ♪ Angels- ♪ If you wonder
337
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,458
♪ We are angels ♪♪
338
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,208
[Justin vocalizing]
339
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,958
- Harp solo!
- [sighing]
340
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,708
OK. Ta-da!
341
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,166
Alright. [laughing]
You're angels.
342
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,833
Horribly awkward, untalented
flabby wing, tone deaf...
343
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,583
OK, OK. So he said it,
we're angels.
344
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,208
Alright, let's get back
to the slide.
345
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,291
Crank up the slide.
Crank up the...
346
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,250
Oh, no.
347
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,750
What's that? A star from
the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame?
348
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,583
[scoffs] Well, how did
that get in here?
349
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:35,000
That belongs to Ozzy Osbourne,
not us. Right, angels?
350
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,125
- Yeah, right.
- Right!
351
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,333
You took that!
If you're angels...
352
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,208
You're angels of darkness.
353
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:45,000
Pull the alarm!
Everybody, get out!
354
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,875
[alarm blaring]
355
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,291
Rosie!
356
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,583
Rosie!
357
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:54,875
[alarm stops]
358
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,125
She's gone.
Nice going, Alex.
359
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,875
This is exactly why I
didn't want you to come.
360
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,458
I knew you'd ruin it.
361
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:05,375
Justin, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
for all this to happen.
362
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,750
You never mean for
things to happen.
363
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,375
You just don't get it.
364
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:13,166
This was my second chance
at love, and now she's gone.
365
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,583
[door opening]
366
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,583
Way to go, Harper.
367
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,416
Way to make a mess of things.
368
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,708
- Me?
- I know.
369
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,583
I just wanted to say it for once
instead of hearing it, OK?
370
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,125
Alright, let's get this thing
back to Hollywood.
371
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,416
Being around all
these angels is starting
372
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,125
to make me feel like I
should do the right thing.
373
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,125
I really hope that wears off.
374
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,875
[applause]
375
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,000
[woman on mic]That was wonderful.
376
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,875
Oh Max, honey,
I have to tell you,
377
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,958
you are the cutest little
cowgirl I've ever seen.
378
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,875
You did a really good
job on him.
379
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,166
[chuckles]
380
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,375
I think he's got a real chance
at winning this pageant.
381
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,875
Come on. I mean, you're
not really gonna do this
382
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,000
to your own son, are you?
383
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:12,125
Next up is Waverly Place's
own Maxine Russo.
384
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,625
- Oh!
- Oh, that's you, cutie.
385
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,375
Get up there and
knock 'em dead.
386
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,500
- Woo.
- Go up.
387
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,583
OK, I'll tell you!
388
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,583
Alex and Harper and Justin all
went to Los Angeles with Rosie
389
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,708
to some angel club.
390
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:39,333
Oh. Well, Rosie's an angel,
so, they're OK.
391
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,583
OK.
392
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:44,166
Now, get up there and
win this for Mommy!
393
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,625
But I told you
where they went.
394
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,291
Yes. Yes, yes you did.
395
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,208
Um, but we don't care
about that right now.
396
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,208
What's important is you
winning this competition.
397
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,333
Go get our trophy!
398
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,708
Come on, now!
399
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,000
Uh, what the heck?
400
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,583
Smile.
401
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:13,458
The hat! The hat!
402
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:17,458
[Theresa] Yeah!
Woo! Woo-hoo!
403
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,833
Justin?
404
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,875
Rosie. Uh...
405
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,083
You're still here.
406
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,083
I... I thought
that you took off.
407
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,708
You thought I would take off
without you?
408
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,250
No. I just lost you
in all that chaos.
409
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,958
Look, I don't even know where
to begin to apologize.
410
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,583
This was supposed to be
our do-over date.
411
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,875
It was even worse
than the last one.
412
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,750
Justin, it's not about
any one date.
413
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,875
We're gonna have
lots of dates.
414
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,875
We are?
415
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,000
I don't know if it's
the fear of losing you,
416
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,708
or the fact that
a coyote could come out
417
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,166
of the woods
and eat us right now,
418
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,583
but I'm just gonna...
just gonna lay it on out there.
419
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:05,208
You mean a lot to me.
420
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:09,958
And you mean a lot to me.
Why are you trying so hard?
421
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:15,708
I was in love once.
And I lost her.
422
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:20,250
And... now I've been given
this second chance.
423
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,291
And who gets second chances?
424
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,833
I just don't wanna mess it up.
425
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,875
Justin, nothing is
going to mess this up.
426
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,750
Are you just saying that
because you're an angel
and you're obligated to?
427
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,625
Don't ruin the moment, Justin.
428
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,583
Do you think Max
will be upset
429
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,291
that we don't have
Ozzy Osbourne's star?
430
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,583
Um.
431
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,708
No, no, no, no. I think he has
much bigger problems.
432
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,625
Mom and Dad entered me
in a beauty pageant.
433
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,208
Oh gosh, that's awful.
And hilarious,
434
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:11,000
but those are my favorite
combinations, so I like it.
435
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,458
- It gets worse.
- [door flying open]
436
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,708
We won! Ha, ha!
437
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,500
We won!
438
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,708
There she is! Little Miss
Waverly Place!
439
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,875
You got two weeks
to learn how to lasso.
440
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,875
'Cause we're going
to regionals!
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