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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,125 --> 00:00:03,708 Morning, sweetie. 2 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:06,583 Are you ready to go to our favorite breakfast place, 3 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,416 Nuttin' But Flapjacks? 4 00:00:08,416 --> 00:00:11,458 It's the only good reason to get up before noon, Daddy. 5 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:13,625 Why do you guys even like that place? 6 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,583 It truly is nothing but flapjacks. 7 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,416 You have to bring your own butter and syrup. 8 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:24,333 Because it is our monthly father/daughter tradition. 9 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:26,416 And we use the leftover pancakes to make masks, 10 00:00:26,416 --> 00:00:27,875 and scare people on the subway. 11 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,000 That's right. Arrgh! 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,958 You guys are the pancake-faced monsters? 13 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:37,125 Hey guys, look what Max is wearing. 14 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:39,000 Take your jacket off and show 'em. 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,500 No, Mom. 16 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,208 Come on. Isn't it bad enough 17 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,583 that I'm trapped inside this little girl body 18 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,708 that doesn't even burp on command? 19 00:00:46,708 --> 00:00:48,291 [scoffs] 20 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:51,416 Max, I'm sorry Justin turned you into a little girl. 21 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:53,250 You did this to me, too. 22 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,083 And let me tell you, it feels great 23 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,958 not being the only one in trouble for once. 24 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,416 I dug out my favorite Alex-little-girl clothes, 25 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,083 and they fit perfectly. 26 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,375 Oh, come on, show them! 27 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,708 [giggles] 28 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,750 Ohh! 29 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:14,250 I remember Alex in this outfit. 30 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,083 You're even cuter than she was. 31 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:20,750 I don't see it. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,458 Aww. 33 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:27,583 You're so little, with the ooh, and the... aww! 34 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:31,458 She's just so huggable! 35 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,208 [sighs] 36 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,000 Wow, they really seem to miss 37 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,125 having a little girl in the house. 38 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,291 I'm the little girl in the house, OK? 39 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:40,833 My dad and I are about to go 40 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:43,333 on our father/daughter pancake breakfast. 41 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:46,000 Ho! Look at the pouty face. 42 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,500 Mmm! 43 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,875 Come on, Max, let's go get some breakfast, 44 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:53,333 and have a man to boy- trapped-in-a-little-girl talk. 45 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,291 Let's go. 46 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:58,416 But, Dad, what about our pancake breakfast? 47 00:01:58,416 --> 00:01:59,875 We'll do it next month. 48 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,750 Alex, I think you're being replaced as Daddy's little girl. 49 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:10,750 [scoffs] Please. I am Daddy's little girl. 50 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:13,875 That is Daddy's little freak. 51 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:22,875 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 52 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,750 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 53 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,583 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 54 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:29,125 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 55 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:30,500 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 56 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,333 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 57 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,333 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 58 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,708 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 59 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,333 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 60 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,458 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 61 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:45,375 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 62 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:49,208 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 63 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:53,416 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 64 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,833 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 65 00:02:56,833 --> 00:03:00,125 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 66 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:02,750 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 67 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:09,166 OK, Alex, check it out. 68 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:12,583 I found one of my old outfits for Max. 69 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,125 Harper, what are you doing? 70 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:15,708 He's cute enough already. 71 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,000 Do you think that'll fit me though? 72 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,875 Well, look who just made herself 73 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:24,000 a peanut butter and jealous sandwich. 74 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,833 I'd be upset, but you know I don't make my own sandwiches. 75 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,583 Hey, Max, it's your turn to clean the fryer. Get on it. 76 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,583 - Fine. - Oh. 77 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:38,750 Alex, he's just a little girl. 78 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,875 You do it. 79 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah, I'm a little girl. 80 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,458 I can't clean a fryer. 81 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,875 I probably can't do a lot of things anymore. 82 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,500 - Right, Daddy? - Oh... 83 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:58,583 He's doing to you exactly what you used to do to me. 84 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,375 Hmm, looks like the little girl shoe 85 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:04,583 is on the other foot, and it fits well. 86 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,583 All right, Harper. 87 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,458 Let me go teach you how to clean the fryer. 88 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,583 Wait, why me? 89 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,125 Because I'm too busy being jealous. 90 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:16,291 See, Max? It's not so bad being a little girl. 91 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,833 I got you out of your chores. 92 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,583 OK, what do you want to do next? 93 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:22,291 Well, I want to go to my karate class, 94 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,958 but I can't go down there with these little hands. 95 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:27,083 I mean, they look like they belong on a squirrel. 96 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,708 You can still go down. 97 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,416 Just tell them you're a new student. 98 00:04:31,416 --> 00:04:32,583 Justin'll take you. 99 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,583 No, I can't, Dad. That's a bad part of town. 100 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:36,875 Not a good idea. 101 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,750 Seriously, dude? 102 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,291 Come on, I'll hold your hand if it makes you feel better. 103 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,583 Well, you don't need to hold my hand, little miss, 104 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:46,291 because I have a panic button on my keychain. 105 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:50,708 Hey Justin, what's up? 106 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,708 Who's this cute little girl? 107 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:56,416 What cute little girl? Oh, that cute little girl. 108 00:04:56,416 --> 00:04:59,000 Well, uh, this is our cousin... 109 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,583 From North Dakota. 110 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:04,875 She lives with us now. 111 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,458 Because her parents went on a long trip... 112 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,458 To South Dakota. 113 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:12,125 OK, I just wanted to know her name. 114 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,000 - Max. - ...ine. 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Maxine is her name. 116 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,500 Maxine?! Come on, that's such a girly name. 117 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,000 Yes, it is. For a little girl. 118 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,333 We gotta go. 119 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:29,000 Maxine. That sounds an awful lot like Max, 120 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,208 which makes me wonder why he's not here right now. 121 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,708 Oh, for the love of truth and justice, 122 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,208 don't you and Harper have some clogging shindig to go to? 123 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:39,708 [scoffs] It's called the Gaelic Clog Dancing Exhibit and Luncheon. 124 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:41,500 D'uh! 125 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,500 Oh, my gosh, I was right? 126 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,875 And I don't want to miss a minute of it. Come on. 127 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,625 Uh, Harper, 128 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,375 you have to make sure that Zeke stays away from here 129 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:54,708 until we figure out how to turn Maxine back into Max. 130 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:56,708 OK, but it's not gonna be easy. 131 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:59,375 He really loves hanging out here. Watch. 132 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,000 Hey, what's taking so long? 133 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,166 The sooner we leave, the sooner we can 134 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,750 come back here and hang out! 135 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,958 - Hello, meditating man. - Shh! 136 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:26,625 This is Maxine. 137 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,708 Shh! 138 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,083 She'd like to sign up for one of your classes. 139 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:34,458 In my dojo, we do not sign up for class, 140 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:38,000 we become... the class. 141 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,208 Class? There is no one here. 142 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:47,416 Regardless, can Maxine become the class? 143 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:50,000 Of course. 144 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,583 After she proves she is worthy. 145 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:55,000 Please take off your... [high voice] shoes. 146 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,750 It's a dojo, dude. 147 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,083 Don't call me "dude." 148 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:06,416 Whoo! You still have Max's feet. 149 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:09,000 Thanks for noticing my foot stink. 150 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,625 I call it "fink." 151 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,166 My hours of meditation 152 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:17,125 prevent me from smelling that... fink. 153 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:23,250 Now, remember, Maxine, 154 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:26,333 karate is not a way to fight, 155 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:29,458 but a means to find inner peace, as I have. 156 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,333 Please demonstrate where karate is in you. 157 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,833 [clears throat] Would you mind helping? 158 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,125 I, uh, I don't fight girls. 159 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,291 [scoffs] It's not something that I do. 160 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,000 If you and I were to throw down... 161 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,375 I know you got a black belt... 162 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:46,458 - [shrieking] - Whoa! Hey! 163 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:51,416 Yes! A little girl kicking butt? 164 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:54,291 Gotta love that! 165 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,000 Let's see what else you got. 166 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,833 [shouting] Where is your inner peace, meditation man?! 167 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,458 And I call this last move, 168 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:07,625 "payback for naming me Maxine." 169 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,625 [shouts] 170 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,625 - [shrieking] - [grunting] 171 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,458 - [moaning] - Yes! 172 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:19,958 I don't know what's worse. The fink or the pain. 173 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,333 Thanks for taking me to the clogging festival, Zeke. 174 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,333 No problem. 175 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,333 Sorry you took that clog to the nog. 176 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,375 That's why they have that yellow line around the dancers. 177 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:39,208 You shouldn't have stepped on it. 178 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,458 No, wait! Stop! 179 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,458 Yeah, you can't go in there. 180 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,000 Why not? We always hang out at the sub shop. 181 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,708 Well, maybe we should try something new, 182 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,583 like hanging out at the produce stand. 183 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,083 - Yeah. - Oh, no. 184 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,458 Mr. Chung doesn't like it when I buy one grape at a time. 185 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,458 [shouts] And why should I overeat? 186 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,333 Wait, stop! 187 00:08:58,333 --> 00:08:59,458 It's closed. 188 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,208 [patrons chattering indistinctly] 189 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,125 Now it's closed. 190 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,750 No, no, no! Stop! You really can't go in there. 191 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,125 Why not? 192 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,250 Because... Because, um... 193 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,250 Mr. and Mrs. Russo hate you! 194 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:20,833 What? They hate me? 195 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,250 Are you sure? 196 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,583 Aw, of course, you're sure! 197 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:28,125 Why would you say it if it wasn't true? 198 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,583 [sobbing] 199 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,708 Wait, Zeke! Come back! 200 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,583 It's family church camp all over again! 201 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,500 [sobbing] 202 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,625 Alex, is that shirt 203 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,333 the lady bug skirt you wore to kindergarten? 204 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:56,500 Oh, is it? Huh! 205 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,875 I just found it in my closet and casually threw it on. 206 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:02,458 Mija,I know a lot of women 207 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,166 that dress too young for their age, 208 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,750 and it's... it's gross. 209 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,458 Wait a second. 210 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,416 You're making your father's favorite sandwich, huh? 211 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:15,250 And wearing clothes from when you were little. 212 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,833 Are you trying to get his attention? 213 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,250 No. 214 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,291 And I'd prove it, except I'm in a hurry. 215 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,333 Dad's not gonna love me more if his sandwich is cold. 216 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,333 Hey, Daddy. I made you a sandwich. 217 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,875 And, I put six meatballs in there. 218 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,833 Ohh! I'm impressed. 219 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,250 Mmm! 220 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,708 That is delicious! 221 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,958 - Thank you, sweetie. - Mm-hmm. 222 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,833 Guess what happened at karate today, Dad. 223 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:51,083 I used my stinky feet to rearrange Justin's face. 224 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,958 Smell his face. 225 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:57,000 Oh, there's nothing cuter than a little girl kicking butt. 226 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,750 That's what the sensei said. What is so cute about that? 227 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:05,583 I can't help it if people think I'm cute. 228 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,708 Watch how I make it work for me. 229 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,958 - So... - Oh, thank you. 230 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:16,166 Daddy, do you want to take me out for some ice cream? 231 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,875 Sure, I'm not doing anything. 232 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,750 [stammering] But, Daddy, you didn't finish 233 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,000 this very delicious sandwich I made you. 234 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,583 I've lost my appetite. 235 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,583 It kind of smells like Justin's face in here. 236 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:30,583 Come on, sweetie. 237 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,750 All right, that's it. 238 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,333 Max is replacing me as Daddy's little girl, 239 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,875 and I'm not gonna let him get away with it. 240 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,583 Dad didn't even care that that little girl 241 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:42,375 showed me parts of my body I can only see with a mirror. 242 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,833 So... may I take your order? 243 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,291 Is Mom wearing one of your skirts as a shirt? 244 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:56,875 Yeah, I don't know where she got that idea from. 245 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,166 Zeke? 246 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,458 What are you doing here? 247 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,375 Oh, just making breakfast for the Russos 248 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,333 to get them to stop hating me. 249 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:16,458 Oh, good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Russo! 250 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,708 Some breakfast? 251 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,750 - Yes, enjoy. - Oh, um... 252 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,875 Thanks, Zeke. It's, uh, a surprise. 253 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,708 Oh, look at that. 254 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,416 There's ketchup with my potatoes. Fancy. 255 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,291 Oh, no, the ketchup's mixed in with the eggs! 256 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,708 [shouting] I am a failure! 257 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,166 Zeke, are you all right? 258 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,458 Of course I'm not all right! You guys hate me. 259 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,875 Harper told me everything. 260 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:45,958 Harper, can we talk over here, please? 261 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,958 What is Zeke doing here? 262 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,958 You were supposed to keep him away from Maxine. 263 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,125 I tried, but he wouldn't give up. 264 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:57,583 And I kind of panicked and told him that you guys hate him. 265 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,583 [sighs heavily] Zeke... 266 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,583 ...listen. 267 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,458 There's been a misunderstanding. 268 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,166 Huh. 269 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:11,125 We do not hate you. 270 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,333 Of course, you hate me. And I figured out why. 271 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,000 I'm a taker. I just come in and take, take, take. 272 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,375 I need to be a giver. 273 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,583 Which is why I made you breakfast... 274 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,000 ...from food that I took from you. 275 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Dang it, aw! 276 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,833 Now, I hate me. 277 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:29,250 That's it. I'm not gonna leave here 278 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,250 until I get you all to like me. [claps] 279 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,125 Oh. What's up, Zekester? 280 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,458 Max used to call me that. Where is Max anyway? 281 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:46,208 We've got to get Maxine to karate practice. 282 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,833 Oh, ho, ho. I get it. 283 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,208 The old "karate practice" excuse. 284 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,625 Come on, Harper, come with us. 285 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,333 Who knows what you'll tell Zeke next? 286 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,708 But I'm still in my pajamas. Oh! What am I saying? 287 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,000 I wore a rack of lamb hat the other day. [chuckles] 288 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,833 Aw, this is worse than I thought! 289 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:05,000 I'm driving you away from your own home! 290 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,375 Oh, man! 291 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,291 [fly buzzing] 292 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,291 Alex, there's nothing in these books to change Max back. 293 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,875 - What are you doing? - This fly is driving me crazy. 294 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,708 Just use the flyswatter spell. 295 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,833 What?! There is a spell for that? 296 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,708 There's a spell for everything except how to change 297 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,500 our little brother back into himself. 298 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,250 [buzzing continues] 299 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,000 Fly swat now rot. 300 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,416 [karate yells] 301 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,875 - [fly shrieks] - That was awesome! 302 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,166 [shrieks] Ew, there's fly guts. 303 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,708 Get it off me. 304 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,583 I don't know what to do, Alex. 305 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,166 There's nothing in any of these books 306 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,500 that says anything about reversing what we did to Max. 307 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:48,625 Reverse? Well, then, that's what we should do. 308 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,333 Do the spells, but in reverse. 309 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,833 I'll do the spell you did, and you do the spell I did. 310 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:55,333 No, I don't know. Colliding spells can be unpredictable. 311 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,208 He could end up as something gross, like a... 312 00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,333 ...ogre. 313 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,500 I'm cool with that. 314 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,416 I am too, let's do it. 315 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,958 [horn honking below] 316 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,875 - Zeke! - Hey, guys! 317 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,708 Just helping your parents out with the laundry. 318 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:17,458 Hey Justin, these Captain Jim Bob Sherwood boxers 319 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,416 look like they've seen their last mission. 320 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,833 I have been looking for those! 321 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,625 Alex... 322 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,416 If Zeke is here when Maxine gets home, 323 00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:33,083 we won't be able to cast the spell on her. 324 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,333 Are you guys whispering about me? 325 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,083 No, no. 326 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,416 Oh, I get it. You guys don't want me here, either. 327 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,708 You hate me, too! 328 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,875 I don't hate you. We're buddies. 329 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,750 Oh, buddies? 330 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,458 I thought we were best friends. 331 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,125 Now we're downgraded to buddies? 332 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,291 That's it. 333 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:56,125 I'm not leaving here until I get you all to like me. 334 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,958 Well, I'm not gonna like you until you leave. 335 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,958 I'm at a crossroads here. 336 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,500 Wait, I know! 337 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,833 I'll win you guys over with a song from my heart. 338 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,000 - [groans] - That's really not necessary. 339 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,583 ♪ We were the best of friends you and I ♪ 340 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,083 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 341 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,458 ♪ You miss me I love you so much ♪ 342 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,083 New plan. We go to the dojo 343 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,708 and cast the spell on Maxine there. 344 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,291 ♪ Why don't you Why don't you ♪ 345 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,750 ♪ Love me anymore? ♪♪ 346 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,375 Go, go! 347 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,833 [karate yelling] 348 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:38,625 Ho, ho, ho! Great technique, Maxine. Good job. 349 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,125 OK, who's next? 350 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,375 Hmm? 351 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,500 You. 352 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,875 Oh, see, I'm not in the class. 353 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,083 These are just pajamas. 354 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:54,500 That look an awful lot like a karate uniform. 355 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,000 You are the chosen one. 356 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,125 OK, just so we're clear, 357 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,375 the only reason I'm putting this on 358 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,833 is 'cause it matches my outfit, so... 359 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,458 Begin your journey. 360 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,458 - No, no, wait! - [karate yelling] 361 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,416 Yeah! [laughing] 362 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,958 That's Daddy's little girl! 363 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,458 I hope the sensei doesn't mistake me for a young student. 364 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,875 Yeah. 365 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,583 There she is. 366 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,708 Shoes! 367 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,875 Actually, it's a sandal that could be mistaken as a heel. 368 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,500 Come on! 369 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,208 What are you guys doing here? 370 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,000 We rushed over here because we think we have a way to change you back. 371 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,750 Really? OK, let's do it. 372 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,750 'Cause Mom wants me to get my ears pierced later, 373 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,750 and I'm starting to like the idea. 374 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,000 [both] Hippety hop, let go of my top. 375 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:02,000 - No, this can't be. - We made it worse. 376 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,000 Pigtails? 377 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,291 Lollipop! 378 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:11,833 [scoffs] You didn't change me back, you made me cuter. 379 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,125 Get ready. 380 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:18,875 Because "Maxine" is gonna be your cutest nightmare. 381 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,416 Ever. 382 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,250 Hi, Mommy! Hi, Daddy! [giggling] 383 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,458 [Jerry] There she is. 384 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,333 Our little girl gets cuter by the minute! 385 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,291 The pigtails are adorable, honey! 386 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:42,166 Our next match is Maxine versus Lilly Bell. 387 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,833 Oh, no. I'd rather tangle it up 388 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,208 with one of those guys. 389 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,625 I don't even have... I don't fight girls. 390 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,208 You do now. 391 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,708 [karate yelling] 392 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,458 - [yelling] - [crunching] 393 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:04,583 [screaming] I got a butt concussion! 394 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,416 Someone should squash her like a bug. 395 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:09,958 A fly is a bug, right? 396 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,458 - Yeah. - Got it. 397 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,458 Fly swat now rot. 398 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:15,750 [high-pitched karate yelling] 399 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,833 [growling] 400 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,833 Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat! 401 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:25,708 Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat! 402 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,416 [karate yelling] 403 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,000 [Justin] Yes! 404 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,875 Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, 405 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:53,291 that's a little something I like to call ka-ra-tay. 406 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,208 How can you do that to a little girl? 407 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,208 She is not a little girl! 408 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,375 [booing] 409 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,208 I know she looks like a little girl, OK, 410 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,875 but she's not. Nope. 411 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:06,875 [stammering] And... And there are... 412 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,625 Whoo, you are upset. 413 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,708 [gasps] Shoes on the mat! 414 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:16,708 Maxine, honey? Are you OK? 415 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,416 She's still a little groggy. 416 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,625 Wait, hand me one of her shoes. 417 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,166 I'm good! 418 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,875 All right. She's OK, everybody. She's OK! 419 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,833 [applause] 420 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,333 I'm glad your little girl's OK. 421 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,458 [up-tempo music on TV] 422 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,875 Hey, Alex, can we talk? 423 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,291 Why? Maxine in bed already? 424 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,125 OK, look. 425 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:58,250 I'm sorry for getting so caught up with Maxine. 426 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:03,708 It's just because she reminded me of you. 427 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,958 [TV turns off] 428 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,833 I'm sorry I got jealous. 429 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,875 It's just seeing Max as a little girl 430 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,833 makes me realize that I'm not anymore. 431 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:19,833 Hey, you're always gonna be my little girl, sweetie. 432 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,583 Thanks, Daddy. 433 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,000 Look what I got. 434 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,125 Pancakes! 435 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:29,625 That's awesome! 436 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,458 Hey, guys, what's going on up here? 437 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,291 We're pancake-faced monsters! 438 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:36,166 We want syrup! 439 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,166 [screaming] 440 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,500 Zeke, the Russos told me 441 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,958 they have something they want to tell you. 442 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,333 Zeke, we did hate you. 443 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,333 I knew it. Why are you doing this? 444 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:55,375 But you won us back. 445 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,125 You're back in, best friend. 446 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,125 Oh, man, yes! I knew I could do it! 447 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,500 [Alex] You know what won us over? 448 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,875 Your song. 449 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:09,000 [gasps] You should sing it for Maxine. 450 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,875 No, I don't think so. 451 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,958 Well, think again. It goes like this. 452 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,875 -♪ You liked me ♪ - Stop. 453 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,000 -♪ I liked you ♪ - Oh, my God. Stop! Stop! 454 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,833 ♪ We were the best of friends ♪ 455 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,958 ♪ Best of friends ♪ 456 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,708 ♪ Best of friends You and I ♪ 457 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,833 ♪ You and I Everybody together ♪♪ 30902

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