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OK, everyone get ready.
I'm gonna read one of my
favorite stories, Cinderella.
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[all] No!
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We want to hear Goldilocksand the Three Bears.
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[all] Yeah!
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All right. Once upon a time,
Goldilocks broke into the three
bears' house
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and then got eaten like
a rack of lamb. The end!
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All right, back to
my story, Cinderella.
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"Once upon a time there
was a beautiful maiden
named Cinderella,
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who lived with her wicked
stepmother and wicked..."
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- Harper! What are you doing?
- I'm reading to kids.
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It looks good on my
college application to
do this sort of junk.
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Harper...
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That is my
wizard storybook.
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If you read from it,
you become part of the story.
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Well, luckily,
I didn't get very far.
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I just got to the part
about the wicked stepmother.
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- [door opens]
- Oh, there you are, Harperella.
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Harperella?
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Oh no, I'm in the story.
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And you must be my evil stepmom.
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"Evil"? How dare you?
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I prefer to be called "wicked."
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Now go get the foot bath.
You're gonna do my toes.
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Oh, and you might want to save
the water, so you'll have
something to eat for dinner.
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That's pretty wicked.
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Harperella!
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I have more dirty
laundry for you to do.
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Come on, I am not
gonna do your laundry.
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Of course you're
going to do their laundry.
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They're your evil
stepbrothers.
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And don't forget to starch
my socks and powder my undies.
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I like a pre-powdered undie.
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- Here, Harperella. Brush.
- Oh, thanks.
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Not your hair. Mine.
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Right there. All right,
and after you get
the very last bug out,
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I want you to feed them, bathe
them, and then put them to bed.
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Wow, you're even
weirder in the story.
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You try to do something nice
for kids and you end up
a nanny for bugs.
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problemwith the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingersyou can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all youwanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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This story stinks.
I don't want to be Cinderella.
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Where's my fairy godmother?
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[scoffs] About time
you called for me.
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Alex? You're my
fairy godmother?
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What? It's not
that big of a stretch.
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I've seen people
be nice before.
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- So, how's it going?
- Terrible.
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Get me out
of this story.
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Your family is being
way more rude than usual.
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Well, your mom's
about the same.
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Sorry, there's nothing I can do.
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The whole fairy tale has to
play out until the end.
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- It can't be stopped.
- Wait, you're saying
I'm stuck here?
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We all know how the
Cinderella story ends.
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You're gonna be a princess.
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It'll be fine.
OK, this is a magic story.
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Nothing is ever fine
when magic is involved.
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And that's why our lives
are so exciting. Bye!
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Hey, guys!
Guys, check it out.
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Prince Charming invited
us to a royal dance.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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Three years of bribing
the royal guards
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with free sandwiches
has paid off!
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Finally, I get to meet...
King Jerry!
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Mom, you know they don't
want you near the king.
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They have your picture
at the drawbridge security.
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Well, that's one less person
I have to help get ready.
[laughs]
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Well, at least I'll have time
to find a dress for the dance.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, Harperella, you're
not going to the dance.
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Look at all the work
you have to do.
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[derisive laughter]
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You guys are piling on
the "wicked" a little thick,
aren't you?
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[loud laughter]
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Alex!
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Fairy Godmother!
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All right, all right,
I'm here.
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- Where have you been?!
- I have been busy.
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Fairy godmothering isn't
as easy as you think.
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I had to turn a long-nosed
puppet into a real boy.
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That little liar.
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Well, can you help me now?
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OK. What part of the story
are you up to?
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Well, everyone just went
to the royal dance.
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Ooh, OK. Then we need
to give you a makeover.
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So what do you think?
Cocktail dress?
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No, this is my favorite
part of the story.
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Make me a princess.
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All right, but you're
gonna stick out.
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I'm Harper.
I'm wearing a book dress.
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Oh! Sweet!
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Now what about the shoes?
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Um...
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Oh, come on! You know
I have to clean that up.
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There. Glass slippers.
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Now, If you want to keep
your toes, I don't recommend
tap dancing.
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- OK.
- Yeah.
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OK, let's get you
to the party.
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Ooh, but first
I'm gonna need that.
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Oh, are gonna turn the hot dog
stand into something romantic
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- to take me to the ball?
- No, I'm just hungry.
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But that's not a bad idea.
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Remember, be back by midnight.
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If not, the spell will be
broken and you'll be riding
a hot dog cart back here.
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All right. Well, here I go,
I'm off to the ball.
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I'm going,
I'm going, I'm gone.
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- [bell rings]
- Why'd he stop?
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You're there.
It's in the Sub Station.
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- Have fun!
- Oh... All right.
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[dance music playing]
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Now remember, when the king
gets here, you're a fashion
photographer,
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and you're trying
to hire me as your model.
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Mom, I don't think
that's very believable.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I do look too young
to be a model.
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Hey, Prince Charming.
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Great party.
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It's a little different than
the ones you usually have.
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Yeah, I really downscaled
the ball this year.
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Things aren't exactly
going well in the kingdom.
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Frankly, I'm just
no good with money.
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Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Here's a couple hundred bucks.
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[all gasping]
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Ba-zing! Who's that fair maiden?
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She looks familiar.
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Welcome. I'm Prince Charming.
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- Zeke, you're the prince?
- Yeah, Zeke Charming.
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And, uh, who might you be?
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I'm...
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...ready to have fun.
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Sounds good to me.
Let's get this party started!
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- [classical waltz playing]
- [hooting] Ooh...
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Grandma music?
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This isn't exactly what I
was expecting, but it'll work.
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Harper's so beautiful.
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Oh, punch!
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Thanks.
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What's going on?
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I'm having a really
amazing time tonight.
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[laughs] Me, too.
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I usually dance in ways
that make it impossible
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for another human to get close
to me, but this is fun.
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- Yeah.
- [bell tolling]
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[Zeke] Oh, man,
it's midnight already?
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Midnight?
Oh, I have to go!
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What? Wait, where are you going?
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I didn't even get your name!
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- [sniffs]
- Sweetness.
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I will find you.
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Fairy Godmother,
where's my carriage?
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I need to get through the rest
of this story so I can get back
to my other twisted life.
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Well, the carriage should still
be here. It's not midnight yet.
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[yelling]
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[snorting, shrieking]
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You guys! You have to get
back inside! He's coming for us!
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Well, this sort of
took a weird turn.
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Yeah. This is not how
the story's supposed to go.
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What are the Three Little Pigs
doing in the Cinderella story?
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Oh, no! There's a bunch
of pages missing in my book.
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It goes right from Cinderella
to The Three Little Pigs.
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We mashed up two
stories together.
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Well, of course we did. I knew
magic was going to mess this up.
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Guys, get inside! [squeals]
He'll eat you, too.
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- Who?
- The Big Bad Wolf!
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[roars, growls]
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Mason?
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Well, it does make sense.
I mean, he's a werewolf.
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Well, he ate one of your
last boyfriends, so let's go.
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Open your door,
or I'll huff and I'll puff
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and I'll blow your...
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What is this place?
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- The Waverly Sub Station.
- Oh.
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Well, I'll blow your
Waverly Sub Station down!
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I'm never gonna get
out of this story.
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We're all gonna get eaten
by the Big Bad Wolf!
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And I'll tell you what,
I'm probably gonna be
the first to go.
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I knew I shouldn't have worn
that hickory-smoke cologne.
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Curse our delicious,
bacon-flavored bodies!
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Guys, I never thought
it would end like this.
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I mean, I always figured
I'd be sprawled out on some
family's Christmas table
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with an apple in my mouth
or something, you know?
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- But not like this!
- [all weeping]
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Alex, what is going on?
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Without the missing pages,
you're gonna be stuck
as Cinderella
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in this Three Little Pigs story.
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Well, how do we get
to just Cinderella without
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the you-know-what eating
the you-know-whos?
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Guys, I think we're
the you-know-whos!
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[all squealing]
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Don't worry, I'll go find
the missing pages,
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put them back in the book,
and you'll be out of here
in no time.
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Just keep Wolfie occupied.
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[terrified squealing]
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I'm getting extremely
hungry out here!
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[laughing] I'm sorry,
but that cute accent makes it
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so hard for me not
to feed him one of these pigs.
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You know something,
we wouldn't even be in this mess
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if you hadn't built
your house out of straw.
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Look. I told you, straw
was an artistic choice.
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You and the fire department
won't shut up about it.
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- [wolf growls]
- [all squealing]
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OK, everyone just think
happy thoughts, OK?
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That's not the Big
Bad Wolf's breath.
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It's just a warmer-than-average
ocean breeze that smells
like our friends!
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[all shrieking]
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[exhales]
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Man, am I light-headed!
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Whoo! You couldn't have just
opened the door and saved me
from the huffing and puffing?
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- Run!
- [all yelling]
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Oh, stop running, piggies!
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Oh, I don't like sweaty meat!
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Well, it appears
they're not here.
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They've outrun me.
I guess I'll be going.
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[Zeke] OK, good.
We fooled him.
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- [shrieks]
- Trickster!
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Hiding behind the curtains.
Oh, I love that old gem!
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Now this is the part where
you close the curtains again
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and pretend I didn't see you.
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Oh, forget the curtain,
he saw us!
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- Run!
- [all shrieking]
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All right, pigs,
it's the end of the line.
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And you!
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I honestly don't know
who you are,
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but it's the end
of the line for you, too.
239
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,750
Well, it wouldn't
be fair otherwise.
240
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,208
[grunting in agreement]
241
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,750
Harper! I found it!
242
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:22,458
The rest of the story
is somewhere in this
drawer of random book pages.
243
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,875
You know how I feel
about reading. I used to
shorten my books a lot.
244
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,833
Well, just hurry up
and find the right pages!
245
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,333
I don't think
we have much time!
246
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,458
Well, I guess this is
goodbye, pig brothers.
247
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,708
- I sure am gonna miss you guys.
- Yeah.
248
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,416
That's a little much.
249
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,583
I know what you're doing!
250
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,208
You rubbed your
hickory-smoke cologne on us!
251
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,833
Well, yeah, I don't want
to get eaten first!
252
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,750
All right, which one
of you is the idiot
253
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,625
who built the straw house?
You deserve to get eaten first.
254
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,958
- That's the idiot right here!
- It was this guy!
255
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,375
- Oh, come on!
- Hold on, Wolfie.
256
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:59,250
Uh... Haven't you read this
story? I get a time-out.
257
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,166
- Oh, you do?
- Yeah.
258
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,708
OK, then. I could take
a break as well.
259
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,375
Alex, do something.
260
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,958
Oh, my goodness!
261
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:09,708
[grunting]
262
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,000
What is that?
263
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,500
A caveman.
I remember these pages.
264
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,875
They're from Justin's textbooks.
265
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,000
Well, find the right ones.
266
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,708
[appreciative grunt]
267
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,458
[chuckling]
268
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,583
You can take your time, Alex.
269
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,458
Uh, how about this one?
270
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:37,458
I'm David Copperfield,
world famous magician.
271
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,250
That page must be from Max's
favorite magic book.
272
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:46,125
Oh, dinner and
a show. Splendid.
273
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,291
A wolf, a caveman,
and a princess.
274
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,250
Yeah, it's pretty nutty, right?
Don't forget the piggies.
275
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,708
[squeaks greeting]
276
00:15:56,583 --> 00:16:00,583
Well, a princess deserves
something as beautiful as she.
277
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,458
I might need that!
278
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:09,291
He's making a dog!
He's making a dog!
279
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,375
Oh!
280
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,583
Oh. He...
He made a rose.
281
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,875
Oh, thank you.
282
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,750
He's even better
at magic than you are.
283
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,625
[growling]
284
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,875
Don't worry, I can help.
285
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,875
[magic fizzling]
286
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,458
I'm David Copperfield. I made
the Statue of Liberty disappear.
287
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,458
I can't vanish a common caveman.
288
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,166
[growling]
289
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,166
- [crashing]
- That's it! I've had enough!
290
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,958
- It's dinner time!
- [yelling]
291
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,000
I found them!
292
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,125
It worked! I'm wearing
my dress of books!
293
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,625
[knocking on door]
294
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,833
Harperella, what did we
tell you about friends?
295
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,708
You're too gross
to have any.
296
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,000
- [Theresa gasps]
- Pardon the intrusion,
good people,
297
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,166
but I'm on a quest to find
a mysterious young lady
298
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,250
who showed up at my
sweet bash the other night.
299
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,083
We're definitely
in the Cinderella story now.
300
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,833
Basically, I just need to figure
out who owns this slipper
301
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,333
so I can marry them and split
half my royal wealth with them.
302
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,958
Forget it, boys.
That slipper's mine.
303
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:11,000
Only a delicate,
little foot like mine
304
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,416
can fit into a delicate,
little slipper like that.
305
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,291
Careful with the corns.
306
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,625
OK, that seems unlikely,
307
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:24,458
but I guess there's only one way
to rule you out for sure.
308
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:28,375
[sniffing]
309
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,250
You might want to just try it
on her and see if it fits.
310
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,958
Right. Good call.
311
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,583
I wish I would've come
here first before those
other 25 houses.
312
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,708
Come on, put your
back into it.
313
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,583
[grunting]
314
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,875
OK, I don't think
we have a match here.
315
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,958
Hey, keep trying.
You know what her motto is,
316
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:06,208
"If the clothes ain't tight,
they ain't right."
317
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,250
Well, if there's no one else
here to try on this slipper,
318
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,000
I guess I'll just
have to be on my way.
319
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,291
Uh... what about
this fair maiden?
320
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,291
Yeah, what about
this fair maiden?
321
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:19,583
I think you'll be
surprised at the outcome.
322
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,291
No, that's absurd.
She wasn't even at the party.
323
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,458
Don't even think about it.
She's revolting.
324
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,958
Yes! It's you!
325
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:44,333
I remember now!
You look exactly the same!
326
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:48,166
Well, except for
the hair and the dress,
327
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,291
- and the dirt,
and the smell...
- The point is...
328
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,125
...you found me, and now
we can spend the rest
of our lives together,
329
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:58,625
doing whatever it is
that people in fairy tales do.
330
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:03,958
Hey, why don't we all
join Harperella and...
and meet the king.
331
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,208
Wait a minute...
I know you.
332
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,458
You're the crazy sandwich lady
who's after the king!
333
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,583
- [gasps]
- Yeah, let's go.
Let's get outta here.
334
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,875
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce
335
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,708
the brand-new couple,
Zeke Charming and Harperella.
336
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,250
[fanfare playing]
337
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,625
[applause]
338
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,416
[classical waltz playing]
339
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,583
[Harper] "And so the handsomeprince and the beautiful maidendanced the night away,
340
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,708
and planned to spend the restof their lives together
341
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,291
doing whatever it is thatpeople in fairy tales do.
342
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,958
And they lived happily ever
after. The end."
343
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,708
- Is it over?
- It's over.
344
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:20,583
Oh, wow! Cinderella's life
was a roller-coaster ride.
345
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,250
Well, I hope you learned
an important lesson
here today, Harper.
346
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:26,583
I sure did. I should've asked,
instead of just taking this book
from you.
347
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,458
No, actually, I was talking
about how risky it can be
348
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,291
doing charity work
for young children.
349
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,708
Alex, that is
so insensitive.
350
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:39,291
Helping children is one
of the most noble things
a person can do.
351
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,458
Can you read the story again?
352
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,375
Are you nuts, kid?
353
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,333
Do you have you any idea
what I just been through?
354
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,583
Go on! Get out of here!
355
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,958
- [all crying]
- I'm sick of all of your faces!
356
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,166
I'm done!
357
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,750
OK, let's try that again.
Max, start the music.
358
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,750
[classical waltz playing]
359
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,083
Ow! Mason,
you stepped on my foot!
360
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,291
I thought you said "go left."
361
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,250
Mom, you have to
let me lead.
362
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,583
Your father always
lets me lead. Come on.
363
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,458
Zeke, Zeke...
You're supposed to spin me.
364
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,500
- Oh, OK.
- Ow!
365
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,000
You just kicked me
in the shin.
366
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,458
OK, I don't get it.
367
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,458
You guys were such great
dancers in the story.
368
00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,625
I don't remember that.
369
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,000
OK, I know what kind
of dancing we like.
370
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,166
[banjo music playing]
371
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:42,583
No, no, no!
Not the clogging!
372
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,166
Too late, my feet
are already moving! Oh!
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