All language subtitles for Wizards of Waverly Place - S4E25 Rock Around the Clock.en

Mr. Hune,
you can't kick us out!

I can do anything I want.
I own the building.

Dad, why are you
yelling at the landlord?

Remember, we put
holes in the walls,

and we cover them
with posters.

Alex...
we're being evicted.

[scoffs] "Evicted"
sounds so mean.

I'd prefer to say "Giving you
a chance to live somewhere

- that's not here."
- That's still mean.

You just said it
in a nice way.

Listen, Mr. Hune,
our Sub Station provides

a very valuable service
to the community.

Where else
are people gonna eat

when they want to call in sick
to work the next day?

Mr. Hune, you don't want
to kick my family out

on the street.
Just look at them.

Look, if your dad

hadn't sold me
this building in 1957,

you wouldn't
be in this mess.

- So blame your dad, not me.
- Nice going, Dad.

Wha... No, his dad,
our grandpa.

Oh, Grandpa Russo.
I love him.

He always pulls a jellybean
out of my ear when I see him.

'Cause I always
got one in there.

You have 30 days
to pack up and get out.

- [sighs]
- Wha... wait!

Would this jellybean
change your mind?

Fifteen days.

I got us 15 days.
Fifteen days!

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪♪

We can't lose our home.

I just had a bunch of return
address stickers printed up.

Look, maybe this
is a good thing.

Maybe we can finally
move to a place

that doesn't have
a spiral staircase

where customers can walk
directly into our living room.

Theresa, we can
find another home.

The real problem is we
can't find another lair.

That's right.
If we lose the lair,

we'll lose all contact
from the Wizard World.

How are we gonna get there
without a portal?

Well, what if we just
shrunk down our lair

with our magic stick thingies
and packed it in a suitcase?

- Magic stick thingies?
- Yeah.

They're called wands, Max.
What's the matter with you?

I shrunk my brain down so I
could fit in more jellybeans.

Well, make it big again.

[popping]

Look, we can't
shrink the lair.

My great-great-grandfather
chose this place

for the Russo family
wizard lair,

and we're not allowed
to move it.

Actually, Dad,
there's a solution.

We can appeal to
the Wizard Council.

[dramatic voice] Come on.
To the lair!

Really? We're gonna
follow someone that says...

[dramatic voice]
..."To the lair"?

The Department of
Lair Relocation Services

can fix all of this.

Abraca-doodler,

one lair relocation
application, please.

All right, page one...

...of four thousand!
Come on!

[groans] That's gonna take
you guys months to fill out.

We don't have months.
We have 15 days.

Fifteen days.
You are welcome.

OK, all right,
this is ridiculous.

Why don't we just
go back in time

and tell Grandpa not to sell
the building to Lenny Hune?

Boom. Problem solved.

Alex, time travelling
can be very hazardous.

Whatever we do in the past

can negatively affect
the present day

by causing ripples
in the Fabric of Time.

Besides, we don't even
have to worry about that,

because we don't have
a time travel device.

- Actually, we do.
- Come again?

I didn't want to
tell you guys about it,

because I didn't want
anyone to be tempted,

but it seems like
our only option.

Ah, we time travel through
a mysterious crystal orb.

Looks like it didn't work out
too well for the last guy.

[items clattering]

No, no, no, honey, this is
actually a bowling ball

that your father bought
when he was gonna go pro.

That could still happen,
Theresa.

Here it is,
My First Time Machine.

The time travelling device
looks like a kid's toy?

That could be dangerous.

Could you imagine how many kids
are lost in time right now?

There you guys are.

Wait a minute.

Is this another
meeting about me?

'Cause you all agreed to
let me stay in the basement

until I graduate.
Just let it go.

Harper, we have to go back
in time to save the lair.

Are you in?

Well, it has been awhile
since I've been on

a madcap adventure
with you guys. Why not?

OK. So, Grandpa sold
the building in 1957, right?

No, no, no, you guys!
Just wait.

There's a safer
alternative here.

Look, look.
We are on page three.

- [rumbling]
- Oh, paper jam! Come on!

[Alex] OK, everybody,
we're leaving.

- Where to?
- 1957.

I've heard of that place.

No, Alex, what
are you doing?!

[disco music playing]

[Alex] Wait, this isn't 1957.

We traveled to 1977.

Justin, you must have
bumped the arrow

when you got all grabby
with this thing.

I'm only trying to
save our universe.

Jerry, we know this song.

Come on, let's shake our
groove things before we go.

I can dig it.

No! No one is shaking
their groove things.

Oh, come on, Justin.

We can't let these fine threads
go to waste. Let's boogie.

We can change the future.
We need to get out of here.

I do love this song, though.

OK, that's enough of
the bump. Let's go.

[sheep bleating]

Hey. This is
my dad's old diner.

Yeah, I've seen this place
in pictures.

They should've kept it
black and white.

[chuckles]
Nice glasses, nerd.

Actually, in the 50s
we're called "poindexters,"

but you're still
called annoying.

Jerry, is that
your father?

Oh, my gosh,
he's so young.

Hey! Customers!

Can I interest you
in today's special,

hamburger soup.

In case you're wondering,
it has nothing to do

with yesterday's special,
hamburgers.

[gasps]
He's brilliant.

Yeah, that's definitely
your dad, Dad.

- Oh.
- Ooh, oh!

Don't hurt me.
Just take the money.

There's 14 dollars
in the register.
It's all I've got!

I'm not gonna hurt you.
Uh... I'm your son.

My son?
But I don't have any kids.

I'm not even married.
And you're older than me.

Wait... Is that a
My First Time Machine?

Yes.

We used this to travel
from the future.

You gave this to me as
part of my wizard training.

I did?
You are my son.

Yes! I'm not going
to die alone!

- Uh, Grandpa, I'm waiting.
- For what?

For you to pull the
jellybean out of my ear.

Tell me I'm not related
to this one.

Don't tell him in the future he
actually eats those jellybeans.

This is your
grandson, Max.

And this is your
other grandson, Justin.

And this is your
granddaughter, Alex.

And I'm Harper.

Just a friend who lives
in their basement.

In the basement?

So, in the future, they
get rid of the ghosts?

I told you people
I wasn't seeing things.

Nice to see you, Hank.
I'm Theresa.

Oh, my, uh...
wife in the future?

- [chuckling]
- No, Dad.

Actually, she's my wife
in the future.

Do I find a wife
as beautiful as her?

Well, a lot of people say
I look just like Mom.

Oh, jeepers.

You must be hungry after
all that time travel.

Why don't you
take a load off,

and I'll cook you up
some grub.

Oh, how much for
a bottle of water?

You want me to fill
a bottle with water

and charge you for it?

OK, but it sounds
a little kooky.

Oh, yeah. See in the future,
people pay a ton of money for...

Shh! You're messing with
the Fabric of Time.

No more talking
about the future.

OK, look, let's get
down to business.

Grandpa,
sometime this year,

a man named Lenny Hune will
offer to buy your building.

And don't sell it to him,

because he's going to
evict us in the future,

- and our lair will disappear.
- No lair?

A wizard without a lair is like
a telephone without a cord.

Don't worry, kids.

Your grandpa won't sell
this building to Lenny Hune.

Wow, "Grandpa."
Ain't that a kick?

All right now, let's
get out of here, guys,

before someone tells Grandpa
about the Internet.

What's the Internet?

[whispering]
I've said too much.

Bye, Grandpa.

- [Theresa] Bye, Hank.
- [kids] Bye, Grandpa.

[ducks quacking]

Oh, look,
there's a poodle.

You know your skirt
would look so much cuter

with a poodle on it.

Oh, no.

[sighs]

Hey.

What happened to
the Sub Station?

Dad, are we back
in our own time?

Yeah, we're here,
the same day as we left.

[gasps] But without
the subway car!

[laughs delightedly]

Oh, I'm sorry. I should've
said that with a sad voice.

This is exactly
what I was afraid of.

Something we did in the past

must have affected
our present day.

The lair.

- [lights humming]
- The lair's gone.

You guys should've filled out
that application.

Something we did in 1957

caused a ripple
through the Fabric of Time

and made our lair
not exist in the present.

OK, well then, we'll
just have to go back to 1957

and figure out
what we did wrong.

Oh, that's a brilliant idea.
We're gonna solve the problem

by doing exactly what
caused the problem.

Have you not been paying
attention to anything?!

Sweetie... Honey, I think
we do have to go back.

- Why?
- We left Harper there.

Oh, my gosh,
my best friend!

- What am I gonna do?
- You didn't even notice.

- I've got a lot on my mind.
- No, we're not going back.

You're just gonna have
to find a new best friend.

[scoffs]

Here, Alex,
I'll help you out.

What do you look for
in a best friend?

You still play
with dollies or...

Look, everybody, we have
to go back and fix this.

We need to get
our lair back.

OK, all right,
fine.

But I'm not wearing those
poindexter glasses this time.

[sheep bleating]

Oh, good, no glasses
this time.

They fell off when
you landed, Poindexter.

Future family.
What's buzzing, cousins?

Oh, great. I changed the past
and now we're cousins.

Hank, what's
going on here?

Well, as you predicted,
Lenny Hune rolled in

and offered a lot of
do-re-mi for the place.

But I didn't sell it,
like I promised.

The problem is I didn't
get enough business.

So, now I gotta
shut the place down.

That's why the lair's gone.

When your business failed,
you moved out of the building,

and because our family
wasn't here,

that's why the lair
disappeared.

So, we can't let
this business fail.

OK, well,
the only way to do that

is to make
this place popular.

There's no time.
I won't own this place tomorrow.

That's when the bank
takes it over.

Maybe Justin's right.
We shouldn't be here.

We should just
find Harper and leave.

Hank, do you have any idea
where Harper is?

At my old high school,
Tribeca Prep.

She enrolled there
as soon as you left.

Didn't want to hurt her
perfect attendance record.

[scoffs]
I'll go get her.

I want to come, too.
I want to check out my locker

and see if my initials
are still there from when
I scratched them in.

Max, we went back in time.
You're not even born yet.

Perfect. So I'll just
scratch 'em in now

so I won't have to
do it later.

No, no, no! Don't go!

You guys
are causing ripples.

Ripples!

Justin, just go!
Go with them

and protect your precious
Fabric of Time.

Uh, excuse me. Hi.

Have you seen a girl
with red hair,

and an overly peppy attitude

that covers her sadness
right below the surface?

[Brooklyn accent] So, I say,
"You better cool it, Daddy-o,

'cause you're cruisin'
for a bruisin'."

- [all laughing]
- Harper?

- Ah. Gotta scram, girls.
- [bell ringing]

Oh, Alex,
you came back for me!

[Brooklyn accent]
Now get outta here.

Well. It's nice
to see you, too.

I'm super popular here.

Those poodle skirts?
My idea.

The girls love me.
They do whatever I say!

I am not going back!

Harper, your life
is in the future.

If you stayed here,
you won't exist,

and we won't
ever be friends.

I'm OK with that.

And this little guy
holds about 10,000 songs.

- Well, let me hear it.
- I forgot my headphones.

Well, you know,
I don't need headphones

to listen to this.

No? How many songs
does it play?

As many as I want.
It's the radio.

[50s rock music plays]

Oh, my gosh,
I can hear music.

And you didn't have to pay
99 cents a song?

Ninety-nine cents?
What are you, rich?

This radio thing
is awesome.

I'm gonna go to the future
and invent that.

- Thanks, Tommy.
- Whoa, hey, hey.

You never done this before?

- No.
- Relax. Just slap it.

Give a slap.

Harder.

- There you go.
- Hey.

What's up?

What are you doing?

You just invented the
high five 20 years too early.

This is a horrible day.

Hey, uh, Harper.

You know, we're going down
to the malt shop tonight.

You're coming, right?

Sure, Tommy.

Wait, you all hang out
at the malt shop?

Yeah, the whole school
hangs out there.

The whole school, huh?

Hey, everybody.

Harper Finkle's
got a new hangout,
the Waverly Diner.

- Be there or be square.
- [all chattering indistinctly]

You see what I did there?
I can fit in, too.

Alex, what are you doing?

I'm getting customers to the
diner and saving our lair.

So, see you tonight!

This is risky.
This is very, very risky.

I'm gonna put a note
in a time capsule,

so one day people will know
I wasn't a part of this.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?

Positive. If kids
have fun at your diner,

it'll be their regular hangout,
and you'll stay in business.

But no one's having any fun.

Oh, no.
Tommy doesn't look happy.

And when Tommy's not happy,
no one's happy.

He's almost as popular as me.

Hey, Harper.

Why do you guys
hang out here?

Their jukebox
doesn't even work.

Let's motor.

Wait, wait.
We have music.

- We do?
- Max has an mp3 player.

How good are you at
rewiring electronic stuff?

Intermediate to advanced.
Uh... more advanced.

Hook that up to the jukebox.
Max, pull up a good playlist.

We gotta get
this party started.

[beeping]

Harper, what happened
to all my songs?

- I don't know any of these.
- Your songs must have changed

when we traveled
back to the 50s.

Who's this Elvis guy?

He'll never get far
with a name like that.

Max, bring me
the mp3 player.

[whirring, electrical hum]

We're ready.

Come on, everybody,
let's dance!

[50s rock music plays]

Ow! My new saddle shoes
are giving me a blister.

I can't dance.

Hey, why isn't anybody
dancing with us?

Because we're not Harper.

They do whatever
Miss Popularity does.

Oh. I thought I was
Miss Popularity.

Harper, you have to
dance with us.

It's our only chance
to save this place.

[groans] Fine,
but if I'm gonna dance,

these puppies gotta run free.

Everyone, dig
what Harper's doing.

Dancing in her socks.
That's keen!

[all applauding]

This place is boss, Harper.

We're gonna call this
a sock hop,

and we're gonna make this place
our regular hangout.

- Alex, you did it!
- No, we did it.

Yeah, you're right,
I did it, though.

Thanks for saving
the business, kids.

And, more importantly,
the lair.

- It was great to see you, Dad.
- I'm proud of you, son.

You've done a fine job
raising this family.

It's gonna be weird changing
your diapers in a few years.

Ooh, and remember,
I'm allergic to talcum powder.

Well, it's gonna be
your mother's problem anyway.

- Bye, Grandpa.
- [Max] Bye, Grandpa.

- Bye, Greandpa.
- Thanks, Hank!

Bye!
See you in a few decades!

[ducks quacking]

Our lair!

Our beautiful lair!

Oh, the dust,
and the moldy smell.

[inhaling]

- [printer running]
- It's all here!

Ah. Page five of 4,000.

Who was right about
time travel? Me.

Let's go check out
the Sub Station.

Still no customers.
I love it!

Uh, excuse me.

Uh... Who are you?

I'm the janitor.
Lenny Hune, Jr.

Lenny Hune, Jr.

Does your dad
own the building?

Of course not. You do.

My Dad owns a janitor service.

Well, I'm done
for the day.

Gimme a Max.

A Max?

Don't you mean a high five?

What's a high five?
Ah, forget it.

You left me
hanging too long.

What?

Oh, come on. Gimme a me.

Well, Justin, I hope you
learned a valuable lesson.

You can go back in time
and fix something

without causing
any real problems.

Really?

Where's Harper?

- [groaning]
- [sighing]

All right, well,
we have to go back.

No, no, no.
Wait, wait! Alex!

[disco music playing]

We're back in 1977 again!

But I do love this song.

Well, Harper can wait.