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You got a new locker, Harper?
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I had to, since you had mine
refrigerated for your beverages.
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Oh, good, and this one can be
a freezer for my ice cream.
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- You're the best, Harper.
- I guess it doesn't matter,
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because we graduate
this week anyway.
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[uptempo playing]
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I'm kind of excited.
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You may be stuck
in this corral
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a bit longer than
you think, Ms. Russo.
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You do not have enough
credits to graduate.
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What?! But I signed up
for every class I had to,
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even the one where you sit
around all day doing nothing.
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That's detention.
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Which means...
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...you will not be graduating!
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Take that, Ms. Russo!
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[imitates firing pistols]
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Ah!
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And to make sure there's
no funny business,
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I'm going to keep
all of the records
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right here in my new,
Alex-proof safe.
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Some students may have to
do without desks next year,
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but I still say
it was money well spent.
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problemwith the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingersyou can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all youwanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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This just in: NASA has beentracking an enormous asteroid,
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hurtling through space,which has suddenlyswitched directions
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and is now on a collisioncourse with Earth.
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NASA is speculating impact
as soon as this evening.
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We are all in great peril.
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Jerry, what is she saying?
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Don't they have
a plan to save us?
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I hope so.
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- [door opens]
- [gasping]
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Ma, did you see me?
Did you see me on TV?
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I was the one yelling, "Hi,
Mom," in the background.
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I'm sorry I didn't say
hi to the rest of you,
but "Hi, Mom" is usually
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what those idiots
in the background always say.
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- Did you guys hear
about the asteroid?
- Yes, it's terrible!
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Yeah, you would think.
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Earth isn't gonna be destroyed.
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We've been tracking the asteroid
for years, and according
to our calculations,
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it only looks like it's
gonna hit the Earth.
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You see, due to the curvature
of Earth's orbit, its
gravitational repulsion,
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and a bunch of other stuff you
have no hope in understanding,
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my calculations clearly
state the asteroid will
pass by harmlessly.
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Are you sure? Because that's
not what the NASAs are saying.
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Yes, we're very sure.
We've done the math.
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Why's that decimal point
sticking out?
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'Cause it's a chocolate chip.
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You guys make math fun.
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Zeke, we have a
"no snacking while we're
asteroid tracking" rule!
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Oh, no. This means
NASA was right.
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It's the end of the world!
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's gonna be OK, honey.
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Is there anything
in the emergency handbook
that could help us?
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Yep, it's right here
in the thumb.
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"In the event Earth
is destroyed, wizards
and their immediate family
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are welcome to escape through
the portal and live out their
lives in the wizard world."
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What about me and Zeke?
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I'm not leaving
Harper behind, Justin.
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We don't have to. It's right
here on the back of the hand.
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"Each wizard is
permitted to bring
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one non-wizard with them
to safety in the wizard world."
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I'm bringing my new
pet starfish.
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He's got a missing leg.
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Don't stare at it.
He's very self conscious.
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Aren't you, Four-Leggy?
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You can come
with me, Harper.
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Oh, thank you!
And even though you
weren't able to graduate
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from our school,
maybe you can graduate
in the wizard world.
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I'm sorry, Harper, did you just
say something about graduation?
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Oh, Zeke can go
with Justin! Yay!
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Yes! I'm going to live!
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All my hopes and dreams
can continue!
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[gasps] I'm gonna introduce
clogging to the wizard world!
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Yes!
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All right, does everyone have
their one allotted duffel bag
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packed with items crucial
to your survival
in the wizard world?
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Yep, and I totally
beat the system,
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because I'm taking
a bag of bags.
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Somebody's bag smells
like smoked turkey.
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Dad, you're bringing a duffel
bag full of cold cuts?
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We're not going to the movies.
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I paid for this meat.
I'm not gonna let some
asteroid gobble it up.
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Your mother's bag is full
of mustard, lettuce,
tomatoes and onions.
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Uh, sorry, Jerry.
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I opted for the irreplaceable
photos of our children, instead!
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Am I the only one with my head
screwed on straight around here?
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Hey, I am bringing a TV
and a big bag of pretzels.
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Nothing in my life
is going to change.
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OK, so clearly no one
brought anything useful.
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When you need shampoo
and shoelaces, don't
come crying to me.
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[news fanfare plays on TV]
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[woman on TV]More breaking news.
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NASA has just hit the asteroid
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with their deep spaceAsteroid Buster missile.
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[all cheering]
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Unfortunately, the asteroidmissile malfunctionedand has not detonated.
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- [all groaning]
- Oh, no!
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We apologize if you said"Yay" before I couldfinish this update.
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Earth, as we know it,will soon cease to exist.
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[news fanfare plays]
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Well...
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I mean, I guess that's it.
We have to go.
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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Let's go.
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Really? We're just gonna
leave like this?
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What are you doing?
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We can't just walk out
on a world of people
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who are about
to be destroyed.
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Sure, they're not
all people we like.
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For me, Mr. Laritate
comes to mind.
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And most of them
don't like us.
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Again, Mr. Laritate
comes to mind, but...
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- ...they are still people!
- Honey...
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There are some times when
your family has to come first.
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Look, I promise you, when you're
a parent, you'll understand.
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Yes,mija.This portal
is our only hope.
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I can't believe I'm begging
to go to that freak show
of a wizard world.
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Well, I'm not going
anywhere until I at least
try to stop the asteroid.
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I mean, we have powers, people.
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Let's use them.
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Justin, Max, are you with me?
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I'm not gonna let you get
all the credit for saving
the world again.
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So yes, I'm in.
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I'm in too, as long as we don't
take too long, though,
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'cause there is an
asteroid on the way.
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OK, then, it's settled.
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The fate of the world
is in our hands.
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Well, the only thing we can do
to stop the asteroid is take
a space shuttle up there,
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find the malfunctioning
NASA missile, and blow
it up ourselves.
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Why can't you just
flash up there?
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Zeke, the asteroid is moving
faster than the speed of magic.
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Of course!
Dumb, dumb, dumb!
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OK, so where are we going
to get a space shuttle?
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Why did you glance at your bag?
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[spluttering] I don't even
know where my bag is. I didn't.
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Why are you trying
to kick it under the table?
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What? I didn't...
Oh, there it is!
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Come on! I just got a brand-new
Captain Jim Bob Sherwood
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Country Cow Submarine
to replace the one we lost
in Mason's stomach acid.
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What? A submarine?
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That's not gonna
get us to space.
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No, but the Country Cow Space
Shuttle Conversion Kit will.
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[gasps]
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Really?
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Slow motion?
We're kind of in a hurry here.
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Oh, come on, it was
pretty cool though, right?
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Out of my way, cattle.
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No offense.
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I just said that because
you're all dressed like cattle.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
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I'm on a mission.
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If the unthinkable
indeed happens,
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I want to make sure that
I'm surrounded by the things
that I love.
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Oh, are you going to be
with your parents, Mr. Laritate?
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No!
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I don't want to spend
my last few hours on Earth
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listening to my
mom and dad yelling at me,
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"Get a haircut, hippie!"
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No, I'll be at school, sitting
in my beloved cowhide chair...
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...until the end.
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Are you OK, Mr. Laritate?
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Yeah.
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I'm just thinking
how much I'm gonna miss
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watching you struggle
to graduate for the second time.
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Jerry, did he just say something
about Alex not graduating?
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Look, our spaceship is set up!
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OK... I'm not going
to say goodbye,
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because I know
you're coming back.
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Well, I guess this
is goodbye, old friend.
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You and I both know you're
not gonna make it back.
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Well... We don't
have to say goodbye,
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because you're
coming with! [laughs]
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Whoa! Your leg grew back!
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Now I can finally do this.
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There's a new sheriff
in town.
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Be careful up there.
I love you guys.
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I'm really proud
of you guys.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Proton, neutron, get gone.
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[rockets roaring]
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[all yelling]
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All right,
there it is.
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Now all we have to do
is carefully land,
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find the Asteroid Buster
missile, figure out why
it didn't detonate,
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get it to detonate, get back
into the ship, blast off,
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and get away before
the asteroid explodes. Got it?
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Got it.
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00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,458
Now, what did you say
after "There it is?"
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Um... Justin?
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Why is that asteroid
coming right at us?
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It's not. We don't
have to worry about that.
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I'm plotting a safe course
with a very safe...
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- It's coming right at us!
- [all yelling]
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[yelling continues]
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Wait, wait! We're landing!
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[shuttle thuds]
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- [bell chimes]
- What just happened?
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The Space Shuttle Conversion Kit
comes with autopilot.
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Well, let's just say
I did it.
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Yeah, we're not
gonna do that.
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That's the story
I'm going with.
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- [alarm chirps]
- All right, everyone remember,
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we're hurtling through
space towards Earth
at an astronomical speed.
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Why, thank you, Justin.
These are helmets,
not blindfolds.
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All right, we have to
find that missile.
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We might not have enough time
to find it, but we have
to try our hardest.
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How? There's nothing here but
rocks and upside-down rockets.
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Max, that's it!
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[grunting] OK, OK.
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All right, the missile got
stuck on T-minus nine minutes
and 33 seconds.
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I just have to enter
the correct security code
to engage the manual override
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and set it to self destruct.
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- Well, can you do it?
- Of course.
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I just have to find the right
combination of this five digit
security code.
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By my calculations, there are...
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...one... one hundred
thousand possible ways.
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Not to worry, I'll crack
the code open with this.
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- [violent tapping]
- Max!
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Max, that's highly explosive!
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Right!
241
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,333
- Right, right.
- [tapping more lightly]
242
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,625
All right, guys, there's
not enough time to try all
the possible combinations.
243
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,125
We're doomed.
We just need to get home
244
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,875
and get to the wizard world
if we still have enough time.
245
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,250
Wait... One, two,
three, four, five.
246
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:29,250
- [beeping]
- Alex, that'll never work.
247
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,458
[computer voice] Code correct.
248
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,833
Wow, even I didn't think
that was gonna work.
249
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,958
[computer voice] This missilewill self destruct
250
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,000
in nine minutesand 33 seconds.
251
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,166
We gotta get out of here!
252
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,458
Justin, what are you doing?
253
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:53,583
I'm just taking a memento
to prove I was here when
I saved the world.
254
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,750
[computer voice] Nine minutestill self destruct.
255
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,708
OK, we get it.
We're leaving.
256
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,083
That thing sounds like Mom
when we're late for school.
257
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,458
Justin, let's go!
258
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,625
Oh, no, guys, I can't move!
My leg is stuck!
259
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,125
Help me!
260
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,958
[grunting, yells]
261
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,750
Ha! I did it!
I got it out!
262
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,958
That is the wrong leg,
you idiot!
263
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,833
Really? 'Cause you're the one
who stopped for a souvenir
264
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,500
on a flaming asteroid!
265
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,208
[computer voice] Eight minutes30 seconds till self destruct.
266
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,333
Jerry, I'm worried
about our kids.
267
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,625
Do you think
they'll be OK?
268
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:49,416
I believe in them, Theresa.
The only thing that worries me
269
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,000
is that they're traveling
thousands of miles an hour
in a...
270
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:53,875
...toy spacecraft.
271
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,500
[timer beeping]
272
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,708
[computer voice] One minute30 seconds until self destruct.
273
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,875
It's useless.
274
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,083
We're getting closer
and closer to Earth.
275
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,125
You guys have to
leave without me.
276
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:15,625
What?! No, Justin, we're
not leaving without you!
277
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,375
Well, if you don't go,
then we're all gonna...
278
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,333
...you know!
279
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:24,458
No! Bro, leaving you
is not an option.
280
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,333
I just wish there was some way
you could break off that leg
281
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,875
and grow a new one,
like my starfish did.
282
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,291
That's it!
283
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,458
Wait a minute, you can't
just turn me into a...
284
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,083
Animoza, Espinoza Starfish!
285
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,375
OK, this might hurt
just a little bit.
286
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:55,000
Alex, you did it!
His leg grew back!
287
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,458
Huminoza Espinoza!
288
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,333
- Ow, it did hurt!
- It worked!
289
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,958
[urgent beeping]
290
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:07,625
[computer voice] Detonationin ten, nine, eight...
291
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:11,583
...seven, six, five...
292
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,625
...four, three, two, one.
293
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,375
Bye-bye.
294
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,458
[news fanfare playing]
295
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,416
I just received word from NASA
296
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:29,416
that the Asteroid Bustermissile worked!
297
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:34,583
The asteroid just explodedand the world is saved!
298
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:37,000
- [all cheering]
- Yes!
299
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,583
But... they're still
not back yet.
300
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,416
You don't think they...
301
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,500
I don't know.
302
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,000
Oh, no. Alex.
303
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,458
Hey...
304
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,958
What's up
with all the sad faces?
305
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,375
That asteroid will think twice
before coming around here again.
306
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:05,500
- Nice work, kids.
- I was so scared for you!
307
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,708
I believed in you
the whole time!
308
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,625
I even had a sandwich.
309
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,333
I always knew
you could do it, Justin.
310
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,458
No, you didn't.
311
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,333
No, I didn't,
but that's in the past.
312
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,000
- Come on, buddy!
Give me a hug!
- No.
313
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,291
- Come on!
- No!
314
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,583
- Come on!
- No!
315
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,833
- Come on!
- All right.
316
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,083
Oh,mija!
317
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,958
Now what is this I hear
about you not graduating?
318
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,583
-[news fanfare playing]
- Look, another news update!
319
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,083
NASA is reporting that a smallpiece of the asteroid
320
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:38,625
will still hit Earth.Its impact is projected to be
321
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:42,000
somewhere in the Tribecaneighborhood of Manhattan.
322
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,416
Mr. Laritate is still
at Tribeca Prep.
323
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,375
We have to get him
out of there.
324
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,625
I just can't stop
saving people, can I?
325
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,333
Mr. Laritate,
are you OK?
326
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:10,083
Yes, I'm fine.
327
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,708
But the safe isn't!
328
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,750
Are the records destroyed?
329
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:19,166
Yes, all of them.
330
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,583
Gone in a blinding flash.
331
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,333
I don't know how
you managed to do it,
332
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,708
but you've bested
me again, Russo.
333
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,583
What? You can't really think
I had anything to do with this,
Mr. Laritate.
334
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,125
This is the NASAs' fault.
335
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:38,333
Unfortunately, I neglected
to back up the records
on a computer.
336
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,708
I've never trusted those
newfangled thinking machines.
337
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,000
Wow.
338
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,500
No backup of the records?
339
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,583
I wonder what the school board's
gonna say when they find out?
340
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,583
Where are you going
with this, Russo?
341
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:59,291
Yeah, where are you
going with this, Russo?
342
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,208
Oh, I think you know.
343
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:05,500
I'm just saying I don't
want you to get in trouble,
344
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,458
so I will help you
recreate the records.
345
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,291
I remember having
all passing grades
346
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,458
and near perfect attendance.
347
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,625
First I get hit by
an asteroid, and now this?
348
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,833
I can't get a break today.
349
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:28,333
All right, Russo.
Due to our recently
condemned school building,
350
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,291
there will
be no ceremony.
351
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:33,708
so consider yourself graduated.
352
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:39,458
Congratulations.
353
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,125
Alex, this is so great!
We get to go to college
together!
354
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,083
Oh... Come on, Harper.
355
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,000
You know we're not gonna
get into the same college.
356
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,250
My grades are way
better than yours now.
357
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,000
- Hey, Mr. Laritate.
- What are you doing here?
358
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,291
I told you there'll be
no graduation ceremony.
359
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,166
I know, but...
360
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,875
...my dream was to one day
have you look me in the eye
361
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,583
and hand me my diploma.
362
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,708
And I'm getting that.
363
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,750
- That's your dream?
- Yes.
364
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,833
Even your dreams
are underachievers.
365
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,583
Still, I'm touched.
366
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,458
OK, here are some diplomas
I made for us.
367
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,625
Now, you're gonna call our
names, and we'll come up
one by one...
368
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,500
Yeah, yeah, I know
how it goes, Ms. Finkle.
369
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,625
- Oh...
- Wait, wait, wait!
370
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:45,083
[uptempo music playing]
371
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,375
Harper Finkle.
372
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:04,708
Alex Russo.
373
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:18,208
I present the Tribeca Prep
Class of 2011.
374
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,208
[both cheering]
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