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The Autumn Moon Feast
is a great werewolf holiday.
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We do this great ritual called
"Find the Squeaky Bone."
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Whoever finds it
gets to squeak it.
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I've squeaked it
five years in a row.
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In your face,
Uncle Walter.
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Well, let's go so I can
finally meet your parents.
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My parents?
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Uh... You know,
the Autumn Moon Feast
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is a stupid holiday.
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I'm not even
going this year.
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No, no, no, no, no.
The only stupid holidays
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are the ones where you
still have to go to school.
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Like Valentine's Day,
or St. Patrick's Day,
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or my birthday.
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Come on, I really want
to meet your parents.
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Oh, look. Magazines.
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When did they
put those there?
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I have a feeling that you
don't want me to meet them.
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Of course I want you
to meet them.
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It's just that
the family feast
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is no place to get
to know my parents.
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It's messy and it's loud
and my cousins have fleas.
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OK, well then, bring your
parents to the Sub Station.
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I mean, we still have fleas,
but at least it's quieter.
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Oh, I have a feeling
you're not gonna
take "no" for an answer.
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If more people
got that about me,
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life would be
so much easier for them.
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problemwith the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingersyou can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all youwanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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OK, that's it, Jerry.
We've cleared out
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- all the leftovers.
- Great. OK, Max.
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Come and get my "End of the
Week" breakfast scramble.
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[groaning]
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Dad, I didn't even like
the food the first time around.
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Why do we have to
have it again?
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- Is that a sparerib?
- Ah!
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I already called it.
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Shouldn't a breakfast scramble
at least have an egg in it?
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Fine, I'll put an egg in it.
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Technically,
it's not a leftover,
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but the ones we have
are pretty old.
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Put my stomach in a good mood,
make this taste like kid food.
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OK, Max,
go get your brother.
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We have to eat this
while it's hot.
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Otherwise, it'll get cold
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and your Dad will put
whipped cream on it
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and make us eat it
for dessert.
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
Grab me a plate.
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Mmm! It is delicious.
Forget the plate.
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Get me a Jerry-sized spoon.
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Where's breakfast?
I hear there's an egg in it.
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Egg. [gasps]
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I got the egg,
I got the egg!
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Hey, that's my egg!
No fair, I saw it first.
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- My egg!
- [giggling]
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- Max!
- [Theresa] Don't touch me.
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What is going on?
Why are Mom and Dad
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acting like a bunch
of four-year-olds?
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Justin, I have no idea.
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I mean, it couldn't have had
anything to do with
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the kid food spell
I put in their breakfast.
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Cooties! Cooties!
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Oh, come on.
Kissy, kiss, kiss, kiss.
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You think it had nothing
to do with the spell?
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- Nah.
- Really?
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Well, now that you
asked me twice,
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I'm getting my suspicions.
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- [shouting loudly]
- Just one little kiss.
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Well, looks like I'm gonna
have to fix this mess.
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Just like always.
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No, you don't.
I'm the one who's
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gonna be the family wizard,
not you.
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OK, family wizard, fine.
Good luck with it.
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- [door opening]
- [Jerry] Ew, ew, ew!
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I'm gonna kiss you!
One little kiss.
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[gasps]
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[both] Max did it.
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What? Dude, I swear
it wasn't me.
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I was talking to you
the whole time.
You saw me, right?
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[Mason] OK, there she is.
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Now remember, you're my parents,
Grant and Linda.
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You're both British,
you were a ballerina,
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and you were a fighter pilot
in the Royal Navy.
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Yay, you're here!
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Alex, allow me to introduce
my mother and father.
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Hi, it's very nice to meet you,
Mr. and Mrs. Greybeck.
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I can see where Mason
gets his...
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...last name.
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[British accent]
Oh, my, Mason.
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Is this the lovely
lass of whom
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- you've been speaking about?
- Top o' the mornin' to ya.
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"Top o' the mornin'"?
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I didn't know that was
a British saying.
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Uh, correct. It's Irish.
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When I was a kid,
we lived in Dublin.
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Right, you have all the
backstory. Time to go.
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No, no, no, wait!
Wait, no.
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Please tell me about
when Mason was a kid.
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- Have a seat.
- [Linda] Oh, uh...
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Well...
when he was a lad,
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he was, uh... small...
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...and, uh... young. Oh!
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It really hit me
how young he was.
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Isn't that right, Grant?
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Yeah.
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He was way younger than us.
Always has been.
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Why do you sound American
all of a sudden?
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I was a fighter pilot
in the Royal Navy.
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And I was a ballerina.
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Well, then, I'm glad
everyone met.
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Let's go, Mommy and Daddy.
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Oh, hey,
Bill and Molly.
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Why are you calling
Mason's parents Bill and Molly?
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- Well, this should be good.
- They're not his parents.
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They work at the craft store
down the street.
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You know, that one you call,
"Harper, hurry up!"
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What's going on here, Mason?
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I didn't want you to
meet my real parents,
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so I paid Bill and Molly
to pretend to be my parents.
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Uh, not yet, you didn't.
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You guys were terrible.
I'm not paying you.
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Yeah, you were pretty bad.
Let's go.
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Like he believed
you were a ballerina.
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Hey, that wasn't
my idea.
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I can't believe
you'd lie like that.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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It's just that my parents
are always very judgmental
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of my girlfriends. They've
never liked any of them.
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OK, well, that's no excuse
for faking your parents.
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It's not my fault you
dated a bunch of losers
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until you met me.
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Alex, I panicked.
I'm sorry.
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Well, sorry
isn't good enough.
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You are taking me to
the Autumn Moon Feast
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so your parents can see I'm
the best girlfriend ever.
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This is you.
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You look like throw up.
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Justin, good news.
I found a spell
I think is gonna work.
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It's the first thing
in the book.
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The "Table Contents."
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"Table of Contents"
is not a spell.
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Will you just admit
you need my help?
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I can fix this with just
one wave of the wand.
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Please, I got this
all under control.
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Ah!
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Yummy cookies
bring lots of cheers,
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gobble 'em up
and add some years.
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Who wants cookies?
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- [gasps] Cookies!
- [Jerry] Cookie, cookie!
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Mmm!
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What are you guys staring at?
Do I have a zit?
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Ew.
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I'm gonna change my status
to say "not with her."
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Oh, don't break up with me.
I love you so much!
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[sighs deeply]
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I love you too, babe.
We're back together.
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Teenagers.
Yep, you're getting closer.
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Out of all the caves
in the world,
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your parents choose
the one in a sewer?
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It's under Manhattan.
It's worth a fortune.
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Well, this is
my parents' cave.
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Those are my parents
over there.
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- Oh.
- Hello, Son.
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Ah! And you must be Alex.
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- Ah.
- [sniffing]
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- So nice to... meet you.
- Ah!
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- She smells clean.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
- It's not a compliment.
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- Clearly, she's a bather.
- Oh. Well, don't worry.
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We'll find you something
to roll around in.
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And you...
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...smell... dreadful.
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I did fall in the sewer
on the way down, so...
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- Nice touch.
- Hi, I'm Harper.
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Very nice to
meet you, Harper.
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That is quite
a creative ensemble.
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I believe I recognize
a fellow crafter
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when I see one, eh?
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Well, look at that,
you totally hit it off.
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We should get going.
This has been a lovely feast.
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And there's the moon.
All done.
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Nonsense, Mason.
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This is the
Autumn Moon Feast.
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I have been crafting all week
for this celebration.
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- Would you like a tour?
- Definitely.
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Good, let's go.
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Your mother is so awesome.
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See, Mason?
We can't leave.
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This is your parents' chance
to really get to know me.
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Absolutely.
So, Alex,
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why don't you and your friend
wolf up like Mason here
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so we can get this
party started, eh, what?
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"Wolf up"?
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You told them
I'm a werewolf?
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Hmm. Yeah, see, I might
have mentioned that.
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Oh, look, they're serving
chipmunks and dip.
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Mason, why would you tell
your parents I'm a werewolf?
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- You just keep lying.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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The truth is my parents only
want me to date werewolf girls.
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OK, but you're not dating
a werewolf girl.
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You're dating a
smooth-skinned wizard.
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Wouldn't it be easier if you
just told them the truth?
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Unless you're
ashamed of me.
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Of course,
I'm not ashamed of you.
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But they won't understand.
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Please, just go with it.
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Use a spell to turn yourself
into a werewolf.
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So, you want me to pretend
to be someone I'm not,
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instead of just telling them
I'm a wizard.
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See how easy that sounded?
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OK. If this is how
you want it to be.
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Thank you, darling.
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Alex, OK. This place is
everything I hoped it would be.
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Who knew that a simple,
red-headed girl
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born backstage at a
nightclub in Nebraska,
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could have so much in common
with a family of polite
British werewolves?
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Mason told his parents
I'm a werewolf.
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[gasps] He lied again?
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Well, what are you
gonna do about it?
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If Mason wants a werewolf,
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I'm gonna give him
the best werewolf ever.
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Give us hair and fur,
and big ol' teeth,
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- for sure.
- [howling]
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Oh, great.
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The sideburns I never wanted.
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Dad, that's my shirt.
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Not anymore.
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You teenagers are
surprisingly cruel.
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00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,625
- Justin, I need your help.
- Wait. Need my help?
245
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,083
The next all-powerful
Russo family wizard
246
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,958
is admitting defeat?
I'm confused here.
247
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:26,333
That's exactly right.
See, you're not confused at all.
248
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,208
All right.
Fine, I'll help.
249
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,083
It's actually
a very simple spell.
250
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,208
I just gotta find my wand...
It's somewhere around here.
251
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,166
It's fine,
you can just use mine.
252
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,625
All right.
253
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,833
Mine's gone, too.
254
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,833
[both snickering]
255
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,333
Mom?
256
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,500
Dad. What did you do
with our wands?
257
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,416
I don't know. What did
you do with our freedom?
258
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,708
[groaning exasperatedly]
259
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,875
Yeah. I can't wait to get
a job and move out of here.
260
00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,291
[groaning]
261
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,416
[sing-song howling]
262
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,083
- OK.
- [stops howling]
263
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,958
And that was our traditional
Autumn Moon Feast song,
264
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:35,708
with a little extra chorus
from Alex.
265
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,458
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
266
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,458
Alex, sweetheart.
267
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,458
No need to overdo it
with the werewolf stuff.
268
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,125
Oh, I'm sorry,
do you want me to stop?
269
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,958
Because I can take
my wand out right here,
270
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,625
and un-werewolf myself
in front of everybody.
271
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,375
No, no, werewolf on.
272
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,833
And now, it's time
for our favorite ritual,
273
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,708
"Find the Squeaky Bone."
274
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,750
Whoever finds it,
gets to squeak it.
275
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,291
Don't tell anyone,
dear, all right,
276
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,333
but this year
as an added bonus,
277
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:11,958
I marinated the squeaky bone
all day in reindeer guts.
278
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,708
It's ever so festive.
279
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,166
All right. Everyone ready?
280
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,625
Let's...
Find... that... bone!
281
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,000
[Alex] I bet it's in here.
282
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,583
- Nope, I was wrong.
- Alex, take it easy.
283
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,583
[glass breaking]
284
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,458
[laughing] Actually,
I knew it wasn't in there.
285
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,875
Ooh! Maybe it's
in the feast.
286
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,291
[groaning]
287
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,166
[clattering, glass breaking]
288
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,291
Well, now you're
not even looking.
289
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:59,875
- [loud crashing]
- Well, of course I am!
290
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,291
Just using my werewolf senses.
291
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:08,333
Oh! There it is!
292
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:17,458
- [squeaking]
- Found it!
293
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,083
Alex, my love,
what are you doing?
294
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,500
You're embarrassing me
in front of my family.
295
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,958
Oh, so you're embarrassed
if I am a werewolf,
296
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,958
and you're embarrassed
if I'm not.
297
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,000
What would you like me
to be for you, Mason?
298
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,750
[squeaking]
299
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,083
[up-tempo music playing on TV]
300
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,291
Mom, Dad.
301
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,000
You need to tell me
where you put our wands.
302
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
- Turn that off.
- Hey!
303
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,125
This generation
of teenagers is mindless.
304
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,125
[TV turns off]
305
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,750
[Justin] Max!
306
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,000
Where have you been?
307
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,333
We are in the middle
of a teenage wasteland!
308
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,375
[phone dings]
309
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,708
- Oh.
- [phone beeps]
310
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,458
[gasps] Hey, Jer, there's
a party tonight at Talia's.
311
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,958
- You want to go?
- Nah, she's lame.
312
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:12,875
- Hey, that's my girlfriend.
- Yeah. That's why she's lame.
313
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,458
Let's go anyway.
314
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:18,708
Listen to me.
No one is going anywhere.
315
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,291
You two are grounded.
You hear me?
316
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,291
[mocking voice]
Listen to me.
317
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:27,458
No one is going anywhere.
You two are grounded.
318
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,583
- [giggling]
- You hear me?
319
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,000
I'll tell you guys
what, OK?
320
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,166
I'll make you a deal. Huh?
You give me the wands,
321
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,583
and uh... I'll let you
go to the party tonight.
322
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,875
Huh? Do we have a deal?
323
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,208
- Fine.
- Whatever.
324
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,416
Thank you.
325
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:47,583
In the back pocket.
In the couch.
326
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,083
- We didn't look very good.
- Unbelievable.
327
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,875
All right, quick,
do the spell.
328
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,083
Eat-sa, Eat-sa,
magic pizza.
329
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,291
Change 'em back
from head to feetsa.
330
00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,458
Hey, guys, why don't you
come over here
331
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,750
and grab a slice of pizza
before you go?
332
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,291
- Oh.
- Cool.
333
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,166
- Sure, thanks.
- Yeah, chow down.
334
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:10,083
- [giggling] Mmm.
- Mmm.
335
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:21,166
[groans]
What is this mess?!
336
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,208
I don't know.
337
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,375
But I'm pretty sure it has
something to do with
338
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,583
those two teenagers.
Boys, clean this up.
339
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,583
Ah. They grow up so fast.
340
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,458
- Come on, go on then.
- Come on, girl!
341
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,458
- She won't bite.
- Leave it! Leave it!
342
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,833
- Leave it!
- Alex, give the bone back.
343
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,875
There's a good girl.
344
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,000
- Good girl.
- Mason...
345
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,708
You never told us
Alex was like this.
346
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,083
Like what?
347
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,708
Really inappropriate and awful?
348
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,625
I'm sorry, Mason,
I did what you wanted,
349
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,208
and it looks like
it didn't work out.
350
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:01,750
Alex. What are you
talking about?
351
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,000
You've been a wonderful addition
to the Autumn Moon Feast.
352
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,375
- What?
- Well, you embody everything
353
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,625
to which us werewolves
should aspire.
354
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:14,166
Vigor, enthusiasm.
355
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,625
[howling]
Werewolve-withall!
356
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,875
Darling. In fact,
we would like to present
357
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,333
this year's
"Horn of Plenty Award"
358
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:26,083
to the Werewolf of
the Feast, Alex Russo!
359
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,416
- [all applauding]
- Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
360
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,250
Well done!
361
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,833
As a matter of fact, Harper,
362
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,166
why don't you
do the honors?
363
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:42,708
- No. I'm OK.
- This is my masterpiece.
364
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:49,291
This entire thing is made
out of dried sheep intestines.
365
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,250
If you wanted to have
a little nibble,
366
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,708
no one would blame you.
Try, go ahead.
367
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,125
All right. That is...
That is it!
368
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,125
You call this crafting,
I call it sick.
369
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,625
You're all sick,
you people are sick! Sick!
370
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,125
- Did you hear that, Grant?
- Yeah.
371
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,583
- She called my craft "sick."
- Ah.
372
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,125
But you know, that's what
the young people say these days
373
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:15,625
- when they mean "good."
- Oh. Sick.
374
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,166
Yes! Here, dear.
375
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,000
- [chuckling] Sick.
- Yes!
376
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
- Sick.
- We're terribly sick.
377
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,708
Alex, you did it.
378
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,958
They love you.
379
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,291
I knew you could
pull it off.
380
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,708
Also, you have some
badger meat left in your hair.
381
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,125
Mason, I want to go home.
382
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,250
No, stay.
It worked out so well.
383
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,375
Yeah, it worked out for you.
384
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,875
I was the perfect werewolf
for you and your family,
385
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,750
and now they have no idea
who I really am.
386
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,375
Which seems to be
how you want it,
387
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,458
so you were right,
I shouldn't have come.
388
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,833
Alex, wait.
389
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,333
There's nothing left
to say, Mason.
390
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,458
No, there is.
391
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,500
I want everybody to listen.
392
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,583
Alex Russo
is not a werewolf.
393
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,583
[all gasping]
394
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,708
I only said she's a werewolf
395
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:09,750
because I know that's
what you wanted to hear.
396
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250
And I was wrong to do that.
397
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,750
- Alex is a wizard.
- [all gasping louder]
398
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,291
And I love her
with all my heart.
399
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,625
[panicked gasping]
400
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,166
Yes, it's very shocking.
We get it.
401
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,458
Alex, please...
402
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,458
Show them who
you really are.
403
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,375
[quieter gasping]
404
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,583
And as you can see,
she's a wonderful wizard
405
00:20:56,583 --> 00:21:00,333
that I can't live without.
I hope you can all accept us.
406
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,291
Mason...
407
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:06,708
Darling, do you mean to say
that you told your girlfriend
408
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,875
to pretend to be a werewolf
because of us?
409
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:13,166
Yes, I did. You've always
been so judgmental
410
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,458
about me dating anyone
other than a werewolf.
411
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,500
That's because it's easier
to date a werewolf, Son.
412
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,708
Nobody understands werewolves
like other werewolves.
413
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,208
- No.
- You're wrong.
414
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,416
Alex understands me
better than anybody.
415
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,583
Well, then, darling...
416
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:30,000
If you're happy,
we're happy.
417
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,583
Really?
418
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,958
No. We're going to eat her.
419
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,875
What?
420
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:42,166
Well, she destroyed all the food
prepared for the feast.
421
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,708
She's kind of left us
no choice, Son.
422
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,000
- Really.
- We're starving.
423
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,208
- [squeaking]
- [all gasping]
424
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,583
Go!
425
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:58,166
And then he said,
"The nuts are complimentary."
426
00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,583
[all laughing]
427
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,000
Alex, what's going on?
428
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,875
Oh, well, since your
real parents want to eat me,
429
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,208
I thought it'd be best if I
get to know your fake parents.
430
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,166
So, you were saying?
431
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:21,875
Boy, has he dated
some real dogs.
432
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,875
I love your fake parents.
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