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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Mail from Space --
Ten Arrives!
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Terrible! I sense something terrible
happening to that cursed family!
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It's truly awful!
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What's the matter, Darling?
Are you afraid of lightning?
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Earthquakes, lightning, fire, girls!
I'm not afraid of anything!
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Darling! You really do love
me! I'm so happy!
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W... Wait! Y... You're
mistaken!
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Oh, it's nothing to be
embarrassed about!
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That unpleasant
scream...
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Dear, looks like something is going
to happen again today!
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There's no way we
can tolerate...
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...all these crazy things happening
week after week!
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He's still afraid of lightning,
even at his age.
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How embarrassing. After all, lightning
bolts don't hit anything, anyway.
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Oh, your father's stopped moving!
Did he run out of energy?
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Uh, something
like that.
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What the heck
is this?
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Heave!
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This is a weird-looking
package!
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"To the Moroboshi Family...
Nerima Ward."
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Hey, Darling! Something's
wrong with your father!
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Huh?
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I've still got a lot more mortgage
payments to make!
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Life sucks, doesn't
it? ...Huh?
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Come on, let's eat this quickly, while
your father's still in shock.
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I guess life sucks
only for men.
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It sure looks
tasty!
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Huh? Mmph!
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What's wrong, Mom? The
bathroom's over there.
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You dummy! I can't
budge the cutter!
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Lemme help
you out!
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Push!
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It can't be!
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Momotaro: "Peach Boy,"
a mythical figure.
Momotaro?!
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This Earth sure's
a scary planet!
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Ten! Why, it's Ten! Hi!
Come over here, Ten!
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Lum!
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Oh! You're
quick!
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Yeah!
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You're fast!
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Yeah!
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You're slow! Just a dumb turtle
comin' out of a peach!
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Don't think ya can kid me,
just 'cause I'm a kid!
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What the hell
are you, eh?
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He's my cousin, Ten!
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So, Lum, is this man
your husband?
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That's right.
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Hmmm.
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Lum's cousin?!
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Hmm? What's that
look on yer face!
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Is that how you look at folks comin' all
the way from beyond the Galaxy?!
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I heard a rumor that Lum found a good
husband on a planet called Earth...
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...so I said to myself, this
I gotta see, and set out!
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It was a long, hard voyage
for a little kid!
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Huh! So another obnoxious
alien has arrived!
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What! What's that
look on yer face?!
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It's obvious that Lum
is too good for you!
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So it wasn't worth comin'
all this way to visit y'all.
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Why... you little punk!
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Oh, he's scaring me!
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Stop it, Darling! You're dealing
with a little child!
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Stop it!
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M... Mom!
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How could you even think about
beating such a small child?!
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How could you be
such a loser?!
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Hello, Miss!
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My, how charming!
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I wanna stay here with
Lum for a little while.
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Oh, you can stay here
as long as you like!
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Yo, Dad, can you
take that?!
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Besides Lum, that little punk's
gonna be living in the house!
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Yo, Dad!
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Well, if it becomes necessary,
you can get a job, too.
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W... What kind of family is this? What
kind of mixed-up family is this?!
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I'm gonna run away from home!
Will that make you happy?!
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Dammit!
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How lonely I am! How could
life be this lonely?
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Are families supposed
to be this way?!
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How... How am I supposed
to live from now on?
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Oh, what a fateful
meeting!
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Shinobu, you're the only one
I can share my life with!
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What're you doing, Ataru?! Stop
that, someone's watching!
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Huh?!
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I'm Lum's cousin, Ten!
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What a cute baby!
I'm Shinobu.
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What a jerk!
I'm Ataru.
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Miss, you're
very pretty!
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Yo, why're you so nice
to women, huh?
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Leave me
alone!
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You're fast!
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Oh, how cute!
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Oooh! Fluffy! Fluffy!
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Why, that punk... E... Even I
haven't gotten that far yet!
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Now, let's see if you can
fly over to Ataru, OK?
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Huh?
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Oh! What's
the matter?
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Oh, it's nothing, really. Now,
Ten, come this way.
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Go on, Ten!
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You're fast!
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You're fast.
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How cute!
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How cute.
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Listen, you, how come you have
to pretend to be so nice to me?
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Now it's my
turn!
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Darling! What're you doing over
there?! It's dinner time!
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Hmm? Isn't that delicious?
You're very good!
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Whew! I'm stuffed! Thank you
for this wonderful feast!
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Why, Ten, you have such
good manners!
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Yup, I'm a
good boy!
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Thank you for this
wonderful feast!
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Peek-a-Boo!
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Now, Ataru's Mommy and
I have to clean up...
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...so you go play with
Darling! OK?
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I'm gonna be straight
with you.
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What about?
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I'm worried about Lum, so I have
no choice but to stay here.
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If you want Lum to be happy,
then get out of her life!
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Ow!
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For a person like you, Lum is
pearls cast before swine!
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D... Dad!
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Crying on your father's shoulders
won't do any good, pal!
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Don't you act like a
baby, you moron!
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You little punk!
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Why, Ataru, what's
the matter?
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You punk! I won't let you
get away with this!
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Ten! You and me!
Man-to-man!
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You never learn, do
you, you fool!
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Lum! Help me!
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Come back here!
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What's wrong, Ten?
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Get out of my way!
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Help!
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Ten thinks you've taken me
away! Isn't that cute!
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Cute, my butt!
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Good evening, folks! I'm here
with the new propane tank...!
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Eat this, punk!
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So... Sorry 'bout that, you see,
I kinda slipped a little...
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Hey, mister, what do you
mean, "slipped?!"
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Here I am, workin'
overtime...
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...and you whack this hardworkin'
lad with a frying pan?!
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What do you mean,
"slipped?!"
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ALL RIGHT THEN!
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I've dedicated my life to propane,
and this is how you treat me?!
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00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,550
I won't let you get
away with it!
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00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:18,090
You wanna know the name of
my boss?! It's Confucius!
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00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,720
My, what are we going to do?! We
can't use up this much propane!
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00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:26,610
You've done it this time!
Prepare yourself!
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00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,070
No, stop it!
Don't do it!
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The... The mortgage...
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00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,210
These Earth campfires
are heavy stuff!
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It's lovely!
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What's the matter,
Darling?
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Ten, Darling is happy. He's laughing.
All thanks to you, Ten!
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Yup, I'm a
good boy!
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Mrs. Swallow and
Mrs. Penguin
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Lum! Let's play!
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I don't have time for that right now.
I'm going to school to see Darling.
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Why in the world did she marry
a meaningless bum like him?
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Lum sure has bad luck with
men, doesn't she.
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00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,560
What's that?!
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It's called a
swallow.
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It can fly as fast
as that...
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...and yet humans are still
superior to them?
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What a weird planet
Earth is.
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00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,130
What's this noisy
thing?
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It's called a
housefly.
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Hey! Wait for me, swallow! C'mon,
Lum, let's go chase it!
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I'm going to go see Darling. I told
you, I don't have time to play!
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00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,850
Aw, c'mon, I wanna
see the swallow.
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00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,380
Don't be so un-
reasonable!
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Here, I'll give you some candy, so go
play by yourself, OK? Bye-bye!
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You think you can fool me with
candy? I'm not a kid!
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00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,800
But, hey, this is pretty tasty!
Yep, it's pretty good!
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Swallows!
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00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,770
Wow, that's not much
of a meal.
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00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,810
Here, have my snack.
Here ya go!
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00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,520
Whatcha think? It's full
of nutrition, ain't it?
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00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,100
Hey, what's
the matter?
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00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:49,170
Wait, what's with this snack?
What the heck is this?!
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00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:10,190
Between all objects, there is a
force proportional to mass...
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00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,560
...and inversely proportional
to distance, right?
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00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,100
We call this universal
gravitation...
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00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:21,100
Oh, it's no use talking about it.
They're a bunch of morons!
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00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:34,610
Uh, if we call the magnitude
"F," then...
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00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,120
Oh, it's useless even to give
them the equation!
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00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:42,360
Darling, there's no reason for
you to listen to such basics!
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Let's go outside
and play.
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00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,230
Leave me
alone!
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00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,330
Moroboshi! The school
is not a Go-Go bar!
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00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,270
Ow! I'm telling you, she's following
me around without permission.
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00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,940
Teacher, husbands and wives
should always be together...
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...whether it's rainy or windy,
in the house, or at school!
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00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:13,160
This is not fair! This is not fair!
She's doing this to spite me!
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00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:17,160
I can't bear this existence
any longer!
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00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,320
Oh, Shinobu, you're
mistaken!
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00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:23,340
It's something that Lum's imagining
all by herself. I'm not...
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00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,330
Moroboshi!
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00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,070
How could you dump an Earthwoman
and go flirt with an alien?
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00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,830
Y... You're choking me!
You're all mistaken!
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00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,170
Who cares!
Just study!
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00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,220
That fool Moroboshi!
Gimme a break!
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00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,220
Hey, it's a penguin!
A penguin!
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00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,250
What penguin?! Don't try to
change the subject on me!
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00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:46,930
Wh... What's a penguin doing
in the middle of Tokyo?!
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00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,000
Hmmm... Th... Th...
This must be...
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...a sign that Earth's Fifth
Ice Age will begin soon!
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00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,320
I'll get published in the higher world
of academia, become famous...
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00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,150
...and kiss this lowly teacher's
existence good-bye!
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00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:26,120
It ate my
lunch!
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00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,330
Hey! Mine too!
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00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:36,380
Come on, catch
that penguin!
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00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,140
Come back
here!
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00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:48,520
This is an emergency! A penguin is
loose inside the school building!
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00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:52,150
Capture it on sight, please! We
need everyone's cooperation!
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00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,020
"Home Economics Il"
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00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,690
Oh no! He said
a penguin!
240
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,820
Yeah!
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00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,490
Oh no! That's the penguin everyone's
talking about! What's it doing here?
242
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:07,130
S... S...S... Someone,
catch it, please!
243
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,140
Hold it! Give us back
our cooking!
244
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,220
Lum! This
is terrible!
245
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,250
There's something
awful here too!
246
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,950
Y... You know that swallow? Well,
when I gave it some of this...
247
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,820
...it freaked out and
flew this way!
248
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,260
Say what?! Gimme that!
249
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:30,060
Oh no! If you give this
to an Earth-creature...
250
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,570
...it'll become a giant
from over-nutrition!
251
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,260
Y... You mean to tell
me that penguin...
252
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,270
Yep. It was originally
a swallow!
253
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,960
What the?! How can they have
multiplied so quickly?!
254
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:07,730
Hey, catch 'em, please! If
you don't, I'll lose my job!
255
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,530
Hold it right
there!
256
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:14,260
Ha! I caught
one! Huh?!
257
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,530
Oops!
258
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,130
This is a special
report!
259
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:38,960
Penguins being delivered
to the zoo have escaped!
260
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:43,500
As you can see, there are
penguins everywhere!
261
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,520
What's this one's
problem?
262
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,990
Looks like it's too heavy
to climb the tree.
263
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:17,440
Aha! These are that penguin's...
I mean, that swallow's chicks!
264
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,260
I figured that it
wouldn't work!
265
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,560
She's gotten so big that she
can't feed her chicks!
266
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:44,060
It's all your fault! If those chicks
don't eat, they'll die!
267
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,260
You punk, you've destroyed
Earth's ecosystem!
268
00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:49,840
You're blowing this all
outta proportion!
269
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,910
Oh, I know!
270
00:20:57,150 --> 00:21:00,580
Why, you! Did you have to make the
babies bigger than their mother?!
271
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:05,310
Oops! Sorry 'bout that. Wrong
dosage! OK, then...
272
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,310
How about
this?
273
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:18,560
The runaway penguins in the heart of
Tokyo are making everyone panic!
274
00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:21,430
When can we expect all those penguins
flooding the town to be captured?
275
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,530
The Environmental Ministry is looking
deeply into the situation...
276
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,700
...and is enlisting the aid of the
Antarctic Wintering Team...
277
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:26,640
Huh?
278
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,370
WHAT TH...?!
279
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,450
The cam... cameraman has fainted,
ladies and gentlemen!
280
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:35,450
This is no longer a problem for
the Environmental Ministry!
281
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:39,780
The Ultra Squad! Call the Ultra
Attack Squad! Call them!
282
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,870
There's nothing they can eat,
now that they're that big!
283
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:52,970
Poor swallows, they're going
to starve to death!
284
00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:56,400
I didn't expect this to become
such a big problem!
285
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,440
Fine! I'll take full respon-
sibility for this!
286
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,580
This is Kepler's Second Law!
Are you listening?
287
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:21,420
Oh, I guess I can't escape this lowly
teacher's existence after all!
288
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,640
Ow! Ten's at
it again, eh?!
289
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:52,980
Is this what you call "taking
responsibility?"
290
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,790
Well, they cause trouble 'cause
they don't have food, right?
291
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,260
So if you feed 'em...
292
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:59,460
They still cause
trouble!
293
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,820
Look at that, it's a beautiful
family scene!
294
00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:25,980
Well, it's fine
for now...
295
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:29,390
...but how are they supposed
to live from now on, huh?!
296
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:56,660
From far off in space comes
another obnoxious alien!
297
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,520
It's Rei, who chases me
around like a pest!
298
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:04,760
Darling is the only one
I love! Get lost!
299
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:08,320
We'll see you next time for "The Coming
of Rei, the Handsome Shapechanger..."
300
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,130
...and "Die, Ladykiller!"
301
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:30,150
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
302
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:37,360
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
303
00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:44,300
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
304
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:51,400
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
305
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:58,080
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
306
00:24:58,190 --> 00:25:05,620
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
307
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:12,760
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
308
00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:18,130
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
309
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:26,940
Super-weird!
Terrible!24020
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