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Push. Push. Come on, you gotta push it.
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- How much longer?
- 10 seconds.
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You gotta push harder
or it's not gonna work.
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- This is so stupid.
- It's not stupid. You're gonna love it.
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I'm not gonna love it.
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Okay, that's time.
Step away from the door.
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Kelso, you're a genius.
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Yeah, it's magic.
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My God. Finally. I am so dehydrated.
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Here. Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
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I told you my top three choices
were Tab, Fresca, or Diet Rite.
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Again, you get
Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
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- Then I'll just have water.
- You know, there's a hose in the backyard.
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I've noticed that the pop selection
has really went downhill...
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since your dad got laid off.
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He's not laid off, he's just part-time.
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And shut up.
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Kids.
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Kids, kids, kids.
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The President is coming.
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What President?
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The President of these United States,
Gerald R. Ford, the 36th...
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Eighth... 40th...
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I don't know. He's the President.
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Why would Ford come to Point Place?
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Because we are a whistle-stop along...
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his Wisconsin campaign trail.
My dad organized it.
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Dear, the next time...
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you know a president is coming to town...
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please give me a little more notice.
I need to vacuum.
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Eric, you tidy up this basement.
A pie! I gotta make a pie!
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Wow. The President's coming.
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You know what we should do?
That door thing again!
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Yeah!
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So how's the car?
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Real good.
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By real good, you mean you rotated
those tires like I asked you to?
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Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive?
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- You being a smartmouth?
- Yes, and I'm sorry.
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Tuna casserole again?
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Well, okay, how about
we don't pay the car insurance...
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and we'll all have steak?
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All right.
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Well, just imagine,
President Ford is coming here.
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Red, we need to get rid of
the oil stains in the driveway.
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It's not like he's coming to our house.
And if he did...
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I'd kick him in the keister.
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Stop it. How can you say that?
You voted for Gerald Ford.
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Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
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But he still is our President.
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The boy's old enough
to hear that kind of talk.
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Eric, say that your job was sent to
a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares.
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Now, are you gonna
vote for the guy that let that happen?
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Red, President Ford didn't
take your job. He took Nixon's.
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Eric, we're waiting.
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Well...
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I believe that everyone's political
opinion is valid and worth hearing.
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That's perfect, Eric.
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Use that line
when you run for Miss America.
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Settle downand we'll start the assembly.
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Now, concerningthe canned goods drive.
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Motor oil is not a food.
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I'm sorry, it's not. And all your booingisn't gonna make it one.
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Now as you all know...
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President Ford will be visiting our fair city.
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And I know there aresome of you ne'er-do-wells out there...
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that might be planning some sort of...
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quote unquote,social statement-type protest.
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I can't believe this.
Who cares if Ford is coming?
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It's better than when the Oscar Mayer
Weenie Mobile drove through.
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They didn't even stop.
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They just slowed down and threw
a bunch of hot dog whistles at us.
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Two girls in a phallic RV.
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Driving around,
handing out things you blow.
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What a great country.
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So let me tell you another thing...
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Mr. or Mrs. Punk.
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Protesting accomplishes nothing.
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Oh, sure, you might see a chance...
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to prove your manhoodor show you're cool...
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but this is our President.Our President, darn it!
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So no shenanigans, you hear me?
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And if that's your kind of attitude...
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you might just as well go home right now.
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So President Ford
should be arriving at noon.
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Man, deviled eggs. Are these for anybody?
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Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mr. Pinciotti.
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- Hi.
- Hi, kitten.
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Now, look, we're talking
about adult stuff here.
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Why don't you and your friend
head up to your room?
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Now, the most important part
of our presidential rally...
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is the townspeople "Q" and "A" section.
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Just so, everyone's clear...
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the "Q" stands for "Question",
the "A" for "Answer."
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All yours, Jack.
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This is where normal folks
step up to the microphone...
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and ask the President questions.
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Now, the important thing is
to choose the right person, you know.
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A working class guy. Your average Joe.
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I guess someone
you and I would call a loser.
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So, of course, I thought of you.
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We'd like you to ask
President Ford a question.
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So what do you say to that?
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I say, no, thank you,
and I want my crescent wrench back.
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I'll do it.
No, you keep working on your pies.
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Just imagine, Red, you, the little guy...
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get to have your opinions heard
by the most powerful man in America.
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Take advantage of this opportunity.
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- Turn that light off.
- Sorry.
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Look, guys, we gotta do something
that says we will not pay homage...
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to a corrupt electoral system.
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I know. A bloody coup.
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That's good,
but we're looking for something great.
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Something that would make our
founding fathers proud, man, you know?
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- Let's streak!
- Bingo! Yeah!
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I've always wanted to do that...
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just run buck naked
through a sea of people.
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Be free and shake it around.
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All right, who's in?
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Will people be chasing us
with torches and pointy sticks?
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- No.
- Then I am in.
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Great. Eric?
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- Are you in?
- Streaking. I'm...
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Don't get me wrong,
I'm completely pro-nudity...
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but I think my dad might kill me,
and I'm anti-being killed.
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If there wasn't some huge downside
to doing something this stupid...
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it wouldn't be worth doing, you know?
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Good point.
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And I could write
some really great slogan like...
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"I hate the fuzz" on my ass.
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If you hate the fuzz on your ass,
why don't you just shave it off?
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Pretty snazzy?
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Looking good, Dad.
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I got one for you, too.
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We're gonna wear them
to meet the President.
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No. No way.
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Honey, you're missing the big picture.
Let me go get the other jumpsuits.
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You'll see.
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Mom, why are you doing this?
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Honey, there are lots of things I do
to make your father happy...
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that I don't really like.
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- Mom!
- No, not that. I love that.
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I meant like fishing.
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See? When we stand together,
we're the American flag.
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- I'm not wearing a striped jumpsuit.
- No, honey, you're the field of blue.
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Bye, now.
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But, Donna, you're part of the family.
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My, this hurts.
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- Yello.
- Good news, Bob.
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I've been thinking about it and I've
decided, I will ask Ford a question.
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Red, this is good news.
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And I could sure use it right about now.
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Yeah, glad I could help.
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I'm gonna ask him a question all right.
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And it's gonna be a damn good one.
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Red.
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Now, don't worry.
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I'm simply gonna ask him how the
hell he's gonna fix this economy.
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Honey, he wouldn't know that.
He's the President.
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All this food for 45 cents, it is unbelievable.
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I see.
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So, Forman, the rally's tonight, man.
What's your decision?
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- Yeah, are you gonna streak or not?
- Don't pressure him.
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No, I've been doing some thinking,
and I'm in.
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- All right.
- You're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.
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A bunch of naked idiots.
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Thanks, Kelso.
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Look, we must keep this quiet.
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It can't go beyond this table.
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If my father finds out what we have
planned, he will nail me to the wall.
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Why are you all sitting on
one side of the table?
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Okay, now.
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Make way for my Presidential pies.
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See? Cherry, mock apple, blueberry.
See that? Red, white, and blue.
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It's like the beginning to
Love, American Style in pie.
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Look. Lookit.
See, honey, you're not looking.
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Yeah, pie.
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Dad. Mr. Pinciotti wanted me
to give you this.
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- What is it?
- It's your question for President Ford.
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But I'm working on my question
for President Ford.
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Right. This is the one
the committee made up for you.
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"What has been your favorite parade?"
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This is asinine.
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- Macy's?
- No contest.
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Right.
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Can I borrow your trench coat?
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I can ask the President
any damn thing I want.
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It's my right. I'm not gonna be
a puppet for Bob's committee.
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I'll take real good care of it...
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and I'll bring it back
as soon as I possibly can.
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Honey, just take the coat and leave.
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No. Eric, a man...
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has to stand up and be heard.
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I will not sit quietly by
while everything is taken away from me.
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They took my job, my stability...
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now they want to take away
my right to free speech.
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You still have the Toyota,
it gets great mileage.
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Where is the America that I knew as a boy?
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Where?
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You tell me, dear God, where?
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Okay, I really hate being
in this room right now.
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Okay, when the President
starts his speech here...
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I'll blow my Oscar Mayer whistle
and we go.
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Did you write,
"I hate the fuzz" on your butt?
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Yeah.
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- Donna, here's your lipstick back.
- Keep it.
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- You got the masks?
- Yeah, I got three Snoopys and one Nixon.
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Not it.
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Damn. Fez, how'd you know
how to do that?
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My country invented "not it."
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So can we go already?
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I'm itching to release the hound here.
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It's go time.
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Now, look at you guys.
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What is it with you
young people and Colombo?
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Aren't you going, Donna?
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No. My Dad's gonna make me
wear this really queer jumpsuit.
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I don't know if I can do it.
It's just too embarrassing.
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You know, Donna,
my grandmother came from Sweden...
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and she had this thick accent
and it embarrassed me to no end.
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I asked her not to come
to my high school graduation...
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'cause I didn't want my friends
to hear her talk...
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and she didn't come.
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Sixteen years later,
she got the gout and died.
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You see?
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No.
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All families are embarrassing.
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And if they're not embarrassing,
then they're dead.
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All right, try and blend in.
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see you alone like that,
so I came over and here you are.
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Hey, you hitting on my girlfriend?
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Michael, he's not...
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- Hey, man. You wanna go? Come on.
- Yeah, let's go, cowboy!
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- You are so lucky I'm naked, pal.
- Shut up.
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There's supposed to be
a blue field of stars there.
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Oh, honey.
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Now, if we just start
to sway back and forth...
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it'll look like the flag is waving in the wind.
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Oh, god.
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- There's another guy in a trench coat.
- I bet he's a streaker, too.
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Fez, he's with Secret Service.
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- How about that man?
- Yeah, Secret Service.
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- And that man?
- Yeah.
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And that man with the dog?
Yeah.
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- The dog is looking at us. Come here, boy.
- No, Fez!
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- Man, I just thought of something.
- What?
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What are we going to do
with our trench coats?
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I mean, after we rip them off,
we can't come back here and get them.
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- Shucks.
- God, this is all my fault. You know what?
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I'll hold the coats. You guys streak.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks.
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I just thought of something, too.
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We're naked, and there's a lot of dogs here.
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Maybe we should just sit down.
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- I'm in.
- Me, too.
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- Me, too.
- Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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... the President ofthe United States of America...
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Gerald R. Ford!
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What are you doing hiding over... Okay.
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Back off. I am a flag.
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- Are you gonna streak?
- No, we took a vote and it's unanimous.
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We're all very chicken.
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That's too bad. It's been a
while since I've seen you naked.
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- You've never seen me naked.
- Like a zillion times.
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When we were kids,
you were always running around...
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the neighborhood naked,
screaming, "Wee, wee! Pee, pee!"
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Now it's time for
the "Q" and "A" portion of our program.
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First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman.
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Red is a father of two wonderful children...
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and how he's managedto keep them clothed and fed...
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while being cut back
to halftime at the plant is beyond me.
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But he doesn't blame
the President for his misfortune.
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No, sir. He only blames himself.
I give you Red Forman!
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Mr. President...
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I...
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I...
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Come on, Red.
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Your dad is bombing.
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Wee, wee! Pee, pee!
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Hey, Gerry, here's my question.
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How the hell could you pardon Nixon?
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- Hey, son.
- Hi, Dad.
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Hey, good job at the rally today.
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Not bad.
296
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I kind of stumbled there at the start...
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but I think I nailed him with a good one.
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Anyway, it was pretty cool.
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Yeah, well...
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sometimes a man's gotta do
what he thinks is right.
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Yeah, I'm gonna call it a night.
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All right, son.
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Good night.
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Good night, Dad.
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And next time, don't wear black socks.
You looked like an ass.
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How could they not catch you?
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I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy.
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So true.
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You didn't see anything, did you?
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No.
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Well...
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maybe just a bit.
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But not the bit.
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Wait, what do you mean "bit"?
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